Come, sit. We have much to discuss. Much to think about.
I know everything, brightness. I am all powerful, and I will show you.
Does that include your death?
What other joy will I have left if I stop doing that?
Sounds like the bragging of some anime villain.
Show me then.
She cannot pick my nose.
I am offended that you have put me in anyway next to anime.
Very well. You have masturbated 3 times today.
Not with that attitude.
You need a poppy action figure.
Ha! You were wrong!
I masturbated zero times today. And have been extremely frustrated and angry for that.
well since the autistic bad psychic with horrible porn tastes is here i think ill just go over a friends for a bit to save my eyes
Why didn't you stay dead?
Sounds like you have thought about masturbating 3 times then today. Not counting the length of such thoughts.
I won't tell if you do right now.
They are called DOLLS, Mom.
Can we discuss how perfect that goat is?
Fuck off Lloyd.
nope im gone
What would you prefer?
Rude. I am not black.
I doubt I am masturbating at all today. i already fell for that trick yesterday.
Your predictions are failing hard today. Is this a bad streak or the norm?
Do what I do and hide every picture in the thread.
Are you a muslim.
You fell for that trick? I didn't know that feeling the bliss of an orgasm was a trick.
And no, but to be fair I am drunk.
Did your mom used to let you wear dresses as a kid?
Bliss? What's the bliss in getting massive headaches, body ache, depression and hunger all tied in a neat package.
And I think you wouldn't be able to guess anything even if you weren't drunk.
The circumstance never presented itself.
I completely understand the depression and hunger after cumming, but the headache and bodyache seems strange to me. Perhaps you need to drink more water beforehand? Or maybe just try to me. Let your hand drop down between your legs and touch yourself. Just for me.
Maybe. We will never know.
How do links work?
I am reporting you for sexual abuse now. brb.
Well, I mean. Alright. Rude, but k.
I'm sorry that your childhood was so stifled.
At least you wear all the beautiful dresses you want now
Apologize immediately and I won't press any charges.
Open your mouth and I will press my head into your mouth.
That's not an apology.
If you press charges I won't press you up against the wall and have my way with you.
Then I am totally pressing charges.
POLICE. HELP ME POLICE.
We both know you would welcome my forceful touch. It's ok. It's natural.
Those colorful skirts assuage all my woes.
George. Come give me a hug.
Has that extremely """smooth""" line ever worked with anyone? Somehow I doubt it.
.....that fast response seriously warmed my frozen heart a bit. I, um....I am sorry for anything mean I have ever done to you.
All the time at bars at closing time.
ywn have a french maid darwin skin
its all gucci
Oh god please don't say that. If I hear one more person say "that's gucci" I am going to kill myself.
The people who fall for that at closing time is because they couldn't get anything better during the whole night.
Now I really do want to fuck you.
I can't belive you can actually convey so much emotion with fucking ferrets.
I should get snails and avatar as them.
I would probably lose my interest in you if you did, sadly.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I am totally doing it then.
Darwin, come give me a hug.
B-but...but....um....I like you...
I will end you.
Anyone except the ferret guy, come give me a hug.
Post your address.
French maid Darwin skin
This must happen
try it fag im ripped
with his pp
If you like me then you should know stuff about me.
What's my favourite colour.
Are you the ferret guy under a different avatar?
You're a bitch is what you are.
I haven't been around here since you and george got it passed that you are a slut and it is ok. And that we are all fucked up and that is also ok.
I am a failure. Sorry.
Well, you are what you eat, and I ate your mom out last night, so..
-hugs the cutie-
hi im only 19 for few more hours
123 Fake Street.
He doesn't play osu! so he has 0 pp.
That works with me!! <3
Thank you guys!
Did I sttuter.
WHAT'S MY FAVOURITE COLOUR?
Dude, I am so fucking sorry. You should probably get tested.....
I know, you were in that thing. Pretty disgusting.
Not even close.
One more chance.
Honestly I would say red, but I doubt that is it.
I just fucking puked all over my floor. I hope you are happy.
You better come over here and clean this up.
Wrong again. Answer was pink AND blue.
With black coming second place.
I'm going to eat something now. Brb.
Pink is a shade of red! And green is a combination of blue! Also it is the color of your avatar's eyes, which has always been entrancing.....
I am going to mail this to you.
By the way moogs, I am a fucking idiot. I am in a shitty fucking relationship and I can't get out. And I don't even know what to do anymore, and I am seriously hoping I get fucking killed in the next month.
123 Fake Street 12345, By the 7-11
You live in new york?
K. Mailing it via PO box.
MY ANGEL TENKA
Did you see my new top play?
Darwin's a g-girl
Nope, is it 1200 pp ?
I kinda forgot about osu, actually, thanks for reminding me, I do feel like playing now.
It was a play on your name
I know but like, now that I already responded to it you could at least ask me how I'm doing.
Meaning I should be checking on it daily?
I haven't even looked at mine for over a week.
Well, I know you're doing fantastic after that game with me!
wish post hands
You could have taken that as your chance to look :^)
Wish for something more substantial
Oh, no doubt.
We even got an extra reward for it
Based Riot, punishing idiots
bc theyre probably cute
ok post hair instead
I came back for a bit.
She is so entrancing that no one draws her. Good stuff!
Post feet instead.
Shame, really. Green eyes are always great.
How was food?
hey add me on LINE im cool i got cool stickers
tfw deleted from Line
I guess I could have.
tfw noone on Line
I have never heard of Line before
I know they are. And I only have black eyes.
Food was pretty meh. The meat was fine but everything else blew.
I literally deleted that account :^)
Are you proud of me?
I only originally got LINE to flirt with an AI, and now I have people on it but no one ever messages me.
Not as proud as I would be if you passed dead to me though.
Post selfies. Maybe 3. 300 would work too.
Oh. All is well then.
I bet I would blow better...
Also if you didn't spam so much HR.
Not as much as my whole life.
Hey check my Neopets comic.
Maybe not, but at least for a whole night.
He deserved it so much.
I can't even tell if it was Riven or Ez that got it but good either way.
Which one is that?
You best not be lewding that Ayanami.
top play is literally DT
popular demand. Plus, the rest wouldn't care.
I don't need any more blowing in my life.
Also what I say. Look at it.
I don't need any more blowing in my life.
Hey you miss "showing feet for free", don't you sass me.
Well yeah, top play, so much of what is below that is HR though.
Oh? Tell me you wouldn't actually welcome another's touch right now and I won't bring it up again.
Also, I did. I just don't follow.
It's that easy? Great I will!
"you wouldn't actually welcome another's touch right now and I won't bring it up again.
Also, I did. I just don't follow."
thinking I actually did that
Oh, right. I did pass that.
There is CBCC too.
I had to pay.
I got all the reasons to think you did just that.
Crossing fingers for Riven. Wasn't Ez just responding to his stupidity tbh?
Chill, I know the lewd police is here.
This isn't simon says, lass.
Calm down, it was just a dick pic.
No feet involved, I'm not a slut like you.
Oh, well then.
At times, but they were both retards.
You get what I meant.
I'm not a slut like you.
You are right. You aren't.
You are millions of times worse.
Care as in don't want him to? I meant popular demand as people would get one they wanted out of a bunch posted.
u did wot m8?
That you are smart ass? Yes. Which is what interests me about you.
Asses aren't really smart tbh. They are pretty dumb bodyparts, for the most part.
And yet yours makes me smile quite readily.
Didn't pay attention to it most of the game. Was busy landing bindings and getting Mejai stacks. Still mad they removed Sword of the Occult.
You haven't seen it, how can you be so sure?
Because of my current state. I have a smile on my face, and your smart ass caused it. What more do I need?
Gonna play later?
Neru's leaving for Christmas so I wanna play with her for a bit before it happens.
Why money of course.
People usually say money doesn't buys happines.. That's dumb, they are dumb. How can famous people ever get depressed if they have MONEY, smh tbh
i want to see ur hair
Now I never said you made me happy as can be. I merely said you made me smile. That is a step on the road though.
Hmmmm I dunno.
REALLY makes you think. REALLY gets the nogging jogging.
Later as in tonight? No. But can do a few games tomorrow sometime, sure.
About what? I think you might be overthinking this specific event in time.
I am overthinking the whole life as we speak.
For instance: How can we educate people about what REALLY happened with Nelson Mandela?
Then it'll be just us.
Subtle could be in too, unless you know he's going to be away?
add me on LINE
wanna play PUBG
ADD ME alexandra
Depends, he's got work.
Maybe later tomorrow I guess?
Can't right now, made plans, maybe in couple of hours, sawry.
You need to stop overthinking these things. It doesn't help anything. Just causes stress for you. Here, name a song. First song off your tongue.
"Our Song" by Taylor Swift.
Why did you wanted me to do that.
You don't even talk to me on Discord, lmao.
How can you even fall asleep like that, jfc
It'll probs be around evening/night time yeah
You're two hours ahead of him right? Or is it only one?
it okay !!
i should continue my va-11 hall-a playthrough anyways :p
oh yeah well guess what watch this
(also its mostly bc you can be sort of hard to approach at times hee hee)
Gives me insight into you. Also, I actually quite enjoy early t.swift.
Only as much as you make me.
Or if you're being really stupid.
Kay, same as me. I'll probs be in thread sometime during the evening, just poke at me
"sort of hard to approach"
Why aren't you on like, discord or steam or something?
Late Taylor swift isnt bad tho. She isn't like Katy Perry or Miley Cyrus who became TRASH.
Also I'm going to shower. See you later.
hey im never being stupid
also cute pic i should get a mrs clause dress...
OKAY REALLY HARD TO APPROACH
Nuuu she's not hard to approach at all.
True. I have enjoyed a few later t swifty. More often than I have enjoyed other, anyway.
Also, think of me. And I will give you a treat.
Eye's as harmless as a mewling kitten, dess.
Yeah, very tame too.
That's rubbish and you know it.
Haven't gotten around to joining any thread Discords yet. Dunno if I will, I usually only socialize in thread or occasionally in League
George. Wake up. I want to talk philosophy.
i know is inaccurate
Oh really, how so?
It would be nice, last time I tried to get a hang of you I couldn't for like 2 days regarding that tourney thing.
I don't see you on league all that often desu
are you responding to me ?
it says your post was 1 second after mine
theres no way
ive seen how alexandra talks dont worry
well, it fits as a response to you too.
How's that? Please tell me.
she talks dirty and lewd in some chats sometimes and it makes me uncomfy
Oh, yeah, now that you mention it, she does the same thing to me sometimes..
This is libel.
you should punish her for doin things like that >.>
This is Wish.
Just wait till new season, I will probably get platinum again and then quit as always
this is wiwi
I should, shouldn't I?
I wonder how, though.
And if it even helps at all, she's mad stubborn.
We should play something better.
We should play something better.
cut her off from something she cant live without
Shut up, you played with me a total of one time over the last year.
So like, ignore her indefinitely?
Because you couldn't keep up :^)
That was like one or two weeks after I STARTED.
What did you expect?
atleast for a little bit hee hee
That could be arranged.
You still can't though.
yeah let her know her place and who is in charge
PUBG is getting most of my attention recently, but we're already too many friends playing there as it is^^
But I agree, gotta leave League. It's terrible.
I can even beat my slav friend on better days and better maps and I can mostly keep up with Subtle on anything.
Sounds good desu
I have like a total of one friend to play with and he never plays with me ;;
After doing the tourney thing I've experienced what league was supposed to be for the first time and that was great, unfortunately compared to soloq it's like night and day.
I guess I'm single for "a little bit".
But I have double time FCs on maps he can't FC no mod.
eyy lemme slide into your dms
50$ per hickey, and 100$ a minute aside.
because he sucks at jumps.
hey awexandwa i have cookies and a warm blanket over here if u wanna join me
u can play botw on my tv
You probably couldn't FC it either though.
Being single is pretty nice though
RIP. Sign up for the squad match making and try chitchatting with some of the dudes. Most people are real friendly and up for playing more.
100$ a minute, 50$ a mark aside.
It's far more fun to find things to set the console on than to use the dock, desu.
youre not wrong
i hardly ever play in docked mode
i usually find myself playing handheld at my desk
sometimes setting the screen up on desk but thats rare too
Being single is the shit.
I could still try.
Also multi isn't about tryharding for FC.
I guess I could.
I never actually played alone now that I think about it.
I'd just win every map though :^)
You wouldn't win MY maps.
Solo is pretty shit. Game often comes down to who was lucky enough to find a sniper rifle and get favored by the zone.
STOP POL CENSORSHIP
Remove the /pol/ mod
I thought it was about who's better at not being noticed.
Because they're mine and I'm good on them :<
Doesn't matter if nobody notices you if you're not in the circle tho
I'm on it.
But your good is pretty bad, so I could still beat it :^)
Plenty of opportunities to hide within the circle.
I was second place the second game I ever played.
Mostly carried by SD though.
You don't even know my good yo
You haven't seen me play since that one time.
supercell - Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari -TV Edit- [Your story] (94.80%)
A friend of mine is like top 20 in EU. It's insane watching him play.
I think I've already mentioned I've been playing 200pp maps only since our little arrangement.
Is there much to watch in pubg?
And there hasn't been any results so /shrug
It's usually if I play with him. He still wins even if I die at some point.
time for nerdy star wars and star trek games
there were almost results though.
I just get nervous that's all, scratch that and I'm there.
He's pretty great.
Still wish he would play with me more often though.
especially considering he's the one who got me the game in the first place.
So if I was multi-ing you, you'd just choke anyways?
He's busy with work often as I remember
Anyways I'll head to sleep. This sleep schedule is gonna fuck me up tomorrow.
Where were you when anime Trump called you a loser?
Maybe you'd have a surprisingly calming effect on me and I'd FC.
Or it could be even worse.
Alright, good night, see you tomorrow~
Can't be me he's talking to at least
Dan, did I just miss Lewds?
yea hes been here all day too
Are you saying I should check around here more often?
i mean thats completely up to you, i see lewds around here all the time though
I'll do that, then.
It looks like they just applied a flat crater texture to the asteroid.
they did a good job then, because thats a piece of art not a picture
Then the artist doesn't understand how asteroids work.
im sure a lot of artists do not
why don't you be a dear and explain asteroids to us
Hi my name is Hepty and I have sex with rocks
well for one, the primary force shaping asteroids over the past couple billion years is the impacts themselves, so there wouldn't be any craters bent in half like the one on the bottom right of that asteroid.
same thing with that pointy bit on the bottom right, asteroid rims are called rims for a reason, so there wouldn't be a part which is that raised in the center. Albeit the central mound is a thing, but they aren't that large.
Life is pretty boring otherwise
-wonders if you're dead and pokes you gently-
vrchat is super duper fun holy cow
-pokes the poker-
do you have a headset?
-doesn't particularly if you're dead but pokes anyway too-
how about this one?
that is significantly better.
You'd hope the NASA guys have an idea of what they are doing.
I'm the booty consumer
Probably better than anything I've got going for me.
-starts to bleed profusely at the point you poke him before falling over as a lifeless corpse-
The fucc you do to me?
Go to sleep
oh? do you recognize this image?
i have a standalone mic and headphones
;_; -patches the hole with bubble gum and quickly hooks and iv with coffee up to your arm to replace the lost blood.-
I'm about to.
-uses suction cup to fix dent-
you post some of the best pictures in the thread, so that's a thing
Yeah, it is that real funky body that has been flying through our solar system. Scientists have been thinking that it is an extra-solar object which is pretty fun
I meant a VR headset!
coffee us a good replacement for blood anyways yes
interesting, im surprised you are aware of Ouamuamua, but yea i agree it's neat we finally spotted one, and it's even cooler we'll have more powerful telescopes up there soon, we have been making more positive discoveries than negative ones as of lately
yeah you better be you gotta make sure youre gettin your shut eye
oh no ! but you can still play and be friendly and fun to people in game without it. you just cant move your hands is all :p
*o* -is new again!- <3
-thinks coffee is evil and makes you itch. Is the drink equivalent of running with scissors.-
-doesn't trust alien asteroids- ._.
-has a diabetic seizure due to the high concentration of sugar in his blood due to the coffee and bubble gum-
I think some pony faf used to post her.
are them thangs edible?
She's not bad.
come on, you know it's never aliens
UNTIL ITS ALIENS
What're you up to?
I study asteroid bits, it's kinda specifically what I do
interesting, I may have to look into it.
Because it's important.
Well sorry I wouldn't recognize someone without their name on like that.
Why is it important?
I'm supposed to be ignoring you.
Inu x Boku was shit though.
Because your body, specifically your brain, uses it to recover from the day.
If anything, I should be the one ignoring you.
D: D: D:
-takes your blood sugar and gives you a shot of vetsulin in the vein in your ear- ;_;
bought hypnotic and it didn't really do anything
i drank the whole bottle and i'm only buzzed
It was worth it for the glasses tho which is the only reason i bought it
They kick ass ^^
how are you??
Well kind of, she was the only redeeming factor.
And I'll go to sleep eventually, I just don't see why it has to be -now-
So ignore me?
oh, that's fine. Sorry if that came off as aggressive.
I have never actually heard of hypnotic, some kind of alcohol?
I finally saw star wars all the way through tonight. didn't get kicked out this time.
Sleep is for the weak, or something like that.
If you don't do it now, you'll forget until tomorrow morning - your tomorrow morning.
Go to sleep.
I'll pass on that, I'm not so petty that I can forget I care about someone because of an argument.
shot of vetsulin
I thought this was some wannabe cutesy typo but apparently it's an actual thing: veterinary insulin.
That is an awful combination name.
Are you Cato then?
Yeah, I'm Cato
thinking I'm some sort of animal.
dumbass who eats a lot of food
So why aren't you dating Subtle anyways?
It's a fruity kinda drink that looks like a mana potion
tastes really good
So I would, and?
I don't have anything to do tomorrow, not until evening.
I'm not so petty
"I'm not so petty"
You'll cause undue strain to your body by ignoring - or forgetting - it.
You're being retarded if you can only cherry pick that much.
I googled "hypnotic drink" because I've never even heard of it and it suggested something called 'Hpnotiq". Is that what you're talking about? If so, it sounds awful since it's just vodka, cognac and juice.
i might not be a sapce rock scientist but kind of your fault for not having your name on =P at least i knew who you were anyways
someone from my discord is watching in on this thread and he has a hard time believing how old the community is, so this was kind of a good opportunity to demonstrate for them
I may have to try that sometime
get out of my whiskey schtick
Are you weak?
You don't look weak.
-waves hi to a friendly christmas spirit and their elf skwirls-
-is generally convinced everything is some sort of kitty-
^-^ -brings you hot chocolate-
Drink more rye whiskey, not less.
Yes, it is absolutely all my fault but I decided to try going nameless this time for whatever reason
Old as in age or actual time the community has been around?
Glad I could be of service, either way!
She wasn't dumb :<
What kind of question is that?
That still sounds very much like my own problem.
I don't? Do I look stronk?
how long its been around and how it jumped sites, and how this is only a small fraction of the total posts we are collectively responsible for and it's already nearing two million, he ran the numbers and was like "thats more active than /v/ no way"
whiskey is better tho
That is basically all I drink nowadays.
I have a $77 bottle I brought home for a party that I'll be opening tomorrow.
Sour mash also, but I am not sure how much I will enjoy that.
Stronker than Mr. japanese letters, at least.
You're a kitty.
You were fond of a dumbass who eats a lot of food...
So why not him?
Just reading anything about it just seems like it's like Ciroc, selling more because of plugs than anything else.
I drink Knob Creek's rye whiskey mostly since it's the middle ground between cheap and decent. Also, alcoholism, etc.
Doesn't take much to be stronker than Mr. japanese letters.
I don't think he's either dumb nor that he eats too much. He's also not my type being a man and all
gotta try everything
some rando that added me from 4chan is buying me a game and i didn't even have to cyber them
take that guys who pretend to be girls on steam
When you have a couple different lines of conversations going 24/7 for as many years as we've been around, you are bound to end up with an obscene number of total posts
I honestly don't want to think about how long it's been. It is kinda scary
Now this is very true!
I really like Renyold's Rye. But I assume it is primarily a NM thing.
I donno, Mr. Japanese letters does look a bit menacing.
0.0 -doesn't feel like a kitty-
And now you're defending him?
Echo and Subtle sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G
-is generally convinced everything is some sort of kitty-
Brands promoted as whatever famous person's line or just promotion in media usually suck.
Disaronno is fucking awful and it's in way too many songs.
yea you're absolutely right, we'll end that line of conversation right now hahahaha
-plays with soft hair twirling it around my finger-
Don't be a fag, fag.
No, no he does not.
Oh, no, I could point out quite a spectrum of his flaws, just those two are not, really.
What do we talk about, then?!
Can't keeps fags from fagging
HI KITT !!
what should i get then
He's gonna get mad at me.
Plus, don't you know them already anyway? I thought you two were tight.
That'd make it all the more fun.
I do not, no.
He most certainly does!
-insert a poor subtle pun here-
How am I already getting lost?
I need to post more, apparently
Honestly, just find what types of liquor you like first then go off friends' recommendations and unpaid reviews to end up with something you like. You can get something decent without paying a lot and you can get something utterly awful for way too much.
The more something spends on advertising, generally the more awful the liquor. It's not even about being a hipster or a snob about it, just avoiding whatever shit that sells on brand alone.
all the cool games we are looking forward to seeing out in the near future maybe??
how is the lil kitt
You can kill them all and let God sort them out.
I got sucked into EVE online so very, very badly!
No other choice
and I was bad and forgot a link, the rynold's rye thing was for you
Well, ask him then.
Even Soto looks more menacing than him.
That was absolutely horrible
You go to bed.
eats a lot of food
Everyones out of my room
now I can do nothing again
hehe, i guess you already have your hands full then!
Booker's is probably the best "ultra-premium" for whiskey that I've tried but then again, drinking upscale whiskey innately feels wrong, even Scotch.
Don't you have work to do?
It's kind of depressing that checking here is the first he does after waking up, adding that to the list.
Wow, such a bully.
Learned that from you.
I got woken up an hour early by neko
If an alcohol or brand is mentioned in rap lyrics, it's definitely shit. Not really an anti-rap thing but because it's all shit like Gucci that has a fancy name that's utterly worthless without that.
Go back to sleep.
Literally never bullied once in my life.
well shit, is that even possible?
I do a decent amount of managerial work for the second largest corporation of the strongest alliance in the game right now.
I need a few more hands
Maybe I am a hipster, but I always think single-barrel semi-local stuff is fun
I keep missing posts and misslinking things!
It's kind of hard to when someone you care about refuses to care about themselves.
I feel like most mainstream raps are just advertisements for expensive clothing or cars, alcohol, etc.