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Sounds like the dream for a dominatrix.

I suggested oral earlier.

you think i should put that in my bio

post profile so we can provide tips

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Autist/sweater enthusiast

The bit about being a twinky slut? Depends what kind of people you're trying to attract I guess.
Also had no idea you were that much younger than me.

the profile doesnt make it look at all like you're looking for girls

All the Catholics I know are the kinkiest of the kinks.

you might want to add an "irish need not apply" disclaimer

okay, here's the new one.

Capitalize the 'i' you filthy savage.

can you have one per gender?

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Isn't that Scanner?

hey, that's a strap on

I think so. if not it's another poster. i thought it was a random image until someone claimed it.

Oh boy. I can only imagine the kind of filthy things that's used for.

Yep that's scanner

Aushwitz kitten.

-lays on his stomach, playing with his glass kitty figurines on the carpet-

-steps on a glass kitty figurine and dies from blood loss-

-slips on blood and breaks his neck-

-calls an ambulance-

i lick the blood

i die from AIDS

D: -revives you and stitches up your poor foot-

D: -resets your neck bones and looks very very guilty-

-is frightened by the sirens-

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-realizes the depth of his mistake-

Poor Sonata, accidentally becoming a murderer.

Wow, thanks

haii

ey

sup

-hugs-

Unhand me, you swine!

'nother day

same

sorry I'm just cuddly

:c

Unhand me, you swine!

why

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Might as well enjoy it.

cuz he's a homo

I miss hugs, I haven't had one in a long time

they feel comforting and warm and nice

Can you believe this guy?

;_;

-is not a murderer and hugs you- >.<

-is expert at cleaning up messes!-

can't enjoy it til i get beer

oh that sucks

God speed

not getting it yet
waiting to drop off the rent

-is an expert at dying painfully and messily-

Slightly more important, unfortunately.

alcohol is more important

;_; -signs you up for classes to learn pottery-

In the short term, yes.

only reason i'm going

Yeah a lil' bit tbh.

To get beer?

sub-medicore doodler / quirky, not weird or anything ha ha

looking for sex mommy to resolve my confused boners, and put things up my ass

help por favor

yus

Should hurry then

I'll pass

Oh? Are you a swine too?

not driving

Well shit.

Run don't walk

s p i c y

Silent, you sub par artist, you.

someone else is

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Tell them to hurry up then

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Of course.

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Thought Lexi's fetish was to give someone a footjob

Ultimately

So nothing to do with other peoples feet

Can't say I'm surprised

He would post the same image at everybody

It's the whole foot thing though. She liked to put her feet in people's faces. That's all that was about.

Which, the one with all those feet?

Eh, i've seen worse fetishes tbh

Nah I don't recall exactly. With someone putting their feet on someones face.

o well

like piss or scat. The whole dvd that this webm came from is all that except for this.

Oink oink.

Nnnneat

Saucy

Hamman

Green Bean Poutine

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Who?

KEK

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I slept in until 4

I didn't even really stay up late

whats wrong with mt ?

Cancer

of the ass

A bit of a tease isn't she

Butt Chugging Cough Syrup was probably a bad idea

There's a price to pay for getting drunk rectally

If artists draw her like that

picante, si.

and more honest than anything you wrote.

touching yourself to the idea of touching yourself.

a combination of self-loving and self-loathing. the bee's knees. a model and an artiste! and sweaters?

what's the Spanish word for faux?

Damn artists and their lewd depictions.
Bedtime. nini loserrrr

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faux is french

Why are you saying night to yourself?

sure is

When I was younger I used to always wanna be a singer
Now I'm older and I'm colder and I'm just a sinner
I still keep it G tho like a kid movie
But this more some x rated porno flick with some thick groupies
Cuz shit

*Jazz snaps*

Book bag on us like some fucking backpackers
tied a bitch up in the trunk, that's trapping
All I really do is spoken word, that's snapping
Show up at your crib with a mask, that's catfish

*Barrett toss and wrist slit*

-plays with his kitty figurines at the table where no one can step on them and die- :

Hi.

o.o -waves!-

Hello.

-holds out a cup of tea-

hello my love

Such a love. A love that you don't even talk to in Discord, huh?

Tasty tea.

fridge status:
12 pack lime la croix
16 count box of voodoo ranger imperial ipa
15 cans of bells two hearted ipa
11 bottles of sierra nevada ipa
4 apples

etc etc

fycj

It took 7 mins. Nice.

Was Erio big though ?

:(

-brings you tea, too, so you don't feel jealous-

Did peru and whats-his-fuck break up yet?

Sorry, I would have been here sooner but I didn't care enough :^)

Which one? There've been 3.

-makes you cappuccino with whipped milk and shaved chocolate on top-

Wait three now?
I'd only seen erio doing him initially.

yeeeesss

-pours in on the next poster's head and laughs at their suffering-

Oh, I have no idea, I was just memeing.
Seems probable at least.

Yes what?

Get inside Peru's pants yourself. Make it a reality.

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New moon, my boys

So wait, did Peru just leave because of that?

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beer and liquor drinks

You'll leave because of that, faggot

The answer to ur question is that the beast with many names aka,,,, "whats-his-fuck" aka daiakuma made a post officially releasing Peru from his custody weeks ago

What is?

No thanks, I have a boyfriend. And standards :^)

It was pretty funny though.

Isn't it crazy that every 29 days the moon dies and is reborn again?

Like & share if you agree

Big if true

👍

fag

awwwwwwwww shit son

What sort of loser has one of those?

-looks at the cup inquisitively. Doesn't really understand but pours one over your head and smiles proudly. He did the thing too!-

I wanna drink this rum chata but my brother wants to wait til we're all here

-dies of burns after sonata pours the scalding hot tea on him-

Just been informed by a source privately that everything is my fault

D: D:

-revives you and gives you skin grafts. Has killed you twice in one day. One more time and he gets a free sammich at Subway- :3

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RIP

I was so close to Gold 2.
Anyway what's up?

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it usually is

Let the record state that no real advances were made until it was abundantly clear that they would be reciprocated

wat

Nevermind

How was your day? ^^

Its an unknown one

but you're a vector

long and stupid
It's getting better now tho

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I'm bored as shit now.
Someone entertain me

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Whymst is your brother such a nerd
god

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I'm going to get high before bed.

i have too many

What's your evidence? ^^

Why's that? Getting drunk?

youtube.com/watch?v=42YewqA4jaU

On what

Weed.

I think i'm on my 4th or 5th one

A man of taste

Nice

Remember to drink water before you sleep

What are you drinking?

Kill them all
become king of the brothers

budweiser

not with no brothers

Leave one as your slave.
Easy.

cinderella 3 a twist in time

I also watched helix so i'm an expert CDC member

i don't want slaves

It gets the job done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe it's a friendly disease that helps people and makes them healthier

The pathogens are shaped like little heart emojis

They want to be a slave

you idiot

well I mean yeah, what was I going to say?
Ask your brothers to enslave you?

I dun wanna drink anymore til I get my rum chata

until the strain mutated and turned into an uncure able killing machine

no that's fucking retarded

That's great mixed with fireball whisky

I guess you're probably aware of this

Keeping a disease harmless until everyone has it is actually the easiest way to win at Plague Inc. at least if you use the Ionised Helix gene

But this is real life so I'm sure it will remain a friendly disease

It will only evolve to further benefit people, if anything. Eventually they'll be waking up to find the disease cooked breakfast for them

those are gross tho

Too strong for you? :3

Idr what straight rum chata without fireball whisky tastes like, actually

hi luke

i heard its like 90% cinnamon
blegh

That makes sense

Cinnamon is spicy in a way

This is kind of just making me want fireball whisky though rather than deterring me from drinking it tbh

i got the hiccups ;~;

Aw -huggu-

Drink a glass of water really fast

That's one way of getting rid of hiccups that I've heard of and also it will hydrate u

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i hate how much it takes to get drinked
i like liquor drinks better

nini

We'll be at 2 million soon.

knees

55,553 left.

Has anyone here bought a controller to use on a computer before? I want to play cuphead with a buddy.

Thank God it'll be dead before that.

I have but it was a very long time ago. It had a retractable thin, ribbon cable.

I don't know. I feel like 😐🔫 myself.

So you won't be able to recommend one for me then? Some people say to use xbox and others say playstation, I doubt it'll make a difference but you know.

Yeah, I wouldn't be able to recommend. Maybe it comes down to something closer to what you are most used to using.

Night

i use a classic xbox 360 wired controllers and i had no trouble getting past the first boss in an hour or so from starting the game

Is there anything regarding technical garbage I should know about? The only console I've ever had was a ps2.

nope, super easy to set it up, you'll be able to figure it out

awoo

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greetings fellow awoo

BD look I fuck dogs too right now

thats nice

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i do not understand why this has captured your focus and i will not pretend to understand, only watch silently and observe

I love you too :3

hello

It's relatable

How are things? ^^

I am okay, woke up an hour or so ago so I'll be up all night again.
How are you?

that was definitely a weird picture for sure lmao

-tilts head sideways to try to relate to it better-

I do not think it was particularly weird.

okay well i have a history of making a fuss about this sort of thing, that is true, but come on that man was making out with a pokemon

or.. it was making out with him

Night is the best time to be awake ^^

I'm good, I'll be up all night too

Drawn anything lately?

It's a patrician's meme

Still stuck on the same one drawing.

I don't know, but Darwin hates vaporeon so I must force the image upon him.

thats a good enough reason for me, i hope one slithers into his bed while he is sleeping at night

what if test locks the board on post 1999999

I will cosplay it until he gets permanent erectile dysfunction.

Finish it :3

I will stage a revolution by crying to the current hot wheels because that's a rule violation

thats real dedication right there, make sure his penis doesn't know what to do anymore

oh, i don't actually know shit about the Holla Forums rules, didn't really seem like something important to read

Too hard, I am lacking in motivation on it.

why even live

uwu codemonkey-senpai, the bad man made it so we can't post on the board

What's it a drawing of?

Tell your brown loli to do it

Way ahead of you.

Lain.

i think im good on that

You should work on it tonight; you have a lot of time if you'll be up all night ^^

Follow ur dreams

watching vappy make Darwin uncomfortable in between this video im watching is good enough for tonight

It's easy to make Darwin uncomfortable

You could do it too if you wanted

darwins shota bodyguard might attack me if i do that

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youtube subscription put out a 4 hour video :^)

where is everybody?

finals

here

When someone kicks you out of a discord and then everyone leaves his discord because of it and he freaks out and deletes it.

I win

Oh yeah, that sounds a bit like what paige did.

thot

IF SHE BREATHE

what

if she breathe she a thot
thats the saying.

hi mousey !!

are you saying all women are thots

maybe (yes but actually only most women noT ALL WOMEN)

im goin to sleep nini xoxoxo
luuuvvvvv uuuu aaalllll

hi

go to sleep

Ban would you let me feed you sushi in dt newport and then kiss you on the cheek

I don't think so

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kys

youtube.com/watch?v=h_9Muqi0R_8

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The fuck is wrong with you I'm cute af and you'll barely hold my hand

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weebstep

Hey Soto
Hows life
I'm getting an mri tomorrow and I'm like afraid and excited at the same time because I'll probably get answers but IDK how bad it is because it feels like even with managing the migraines my brain seems to just short circuit several times a day

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Good morning friends! :)

You're adorable Revy

Who would have thought :^)

Meme

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tfw Soto sucked Colb's dick

Does Ytse still lies about everything on the internet tho

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s a m e

Dead as shit in the mornings.

lol fags

squids have no bones in their tiddies

Incorrect.

Squiddy's tiddies.

That zipper is ridiculous

epic board

no

hes a flat skank

Is it ruining it for you ?

I don't even know who you are

Flat is justice.

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whost are you?

epic claimers

kids have that

I don't even know who you are

I have that

Kids are putrid little shits.
I prefer older men.

They're all engorged and shit, full 'o milk.

fuck do you know, you ain't a squid

epic post

A sleepy boy.

A bit.

Frau is not for shitposting

Yeah but regular or high octane ?

I posted squids before you posted on this board

I think NSFW one doesn't have a top on

Squirt your milk on me.

wat

good post
*hugs you from behind*

how are you alive dude

regular or high octane ?

regular or high octane what?

I have a few images of that squid slut I think.

"a high-octane forty-year-old"

Probably because you're a slut yourself.

I have no idea what you are getting at.

forceful, powerfull, energetic

or regular

I'm animated. I'm a human.

1 regular please

Either is fine.

hai babies i just have 1 question for you guis if u don't mind me saying this but can u spin around in a 360 degrees circle for me pls?

It's not that bad.

Rippy dude.

How are you doin? Out for the winter yet?

So just anything ?

Damn

How you doin' then ?

;)

How many armpits have you licked ?

I am free.

40 is kind of pushing it though for life partners.

And I'm fine...I guess?

Licked none, tickled a few though.

Congrats!! Now you never have to sleep :)

George is off until the new year, too bad he sleeps like some kind of HUMAN

What a damn fool.

I don't even know what to say anymore

Would you though ?

Also she doesn't have nipples

Can you ban him?
like is that a thing you can do?

not me

Unless I removed his mod he could just unban himself.

Please ban him!!!
:) It'll be a nice wake up present

You're currently my only interaction here.
I'm counting on you.

It does nothing for me, sadly. I would have to meet a girl that finds it arousing for her before it would have any interest. At that point, perhaps. When clean, of course.

Kyle you're cool

Not really.

EVERYONE SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THIS OLD DOG KYLE

okay I got it

But you would do it

thats pretty gay man

I wont take no for an answer!!!!

you're cool!!!!!!!!!

he has soft fur

Both of you stop that.

epic

He has a nice beard.

Is it?

But im your only hope

My fur is matted and I shaved.

he's a joy to talk to

Completely

Did you even think about what might happen ?

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good boi

he knows a lot about really cool gaimus
and has a nice laugh

Peru was lookign for you?

I have decided to opt out of this world.

You have all pushed me to this.

I was a squid before you fucking existed, kid.

I will not do this.

I'd have to find one of his posts and that sounds like a real goddamn hassle.

hahahaha

He can't kill himself because hes a tire

Aren't I old than you ?

if I find one for you will you ban him?

I need to bully the boy

Oh rip

Tell me

Sure, sure.

peru was bullying me with scary stuff when i said to stop so I don't wanna talk to that meanie

i tire of your jokes

Oh, but when I want someone banned I get yelled at.

I'm on it!!!!

Want me to beat 'em up?

It's a double standard dude
kill all women really

Which hapless, helpless civilian did you want me to ban.

Ask your parents about that kind of stuff.

Well I guess i'm rubber and you're glue then.

Nobody. I don't really give a shit.

oh shit I got distracted

kyle can knock your socks off with jokes at complete random

a true wild card of jokes.

Does it have to be a new post or can it be *any* post

Thank god Test doesn't ban me for no reason anymore.

Anyone want to hang in call?
I want to play Dark Souls but am bored when it's just me.

Thank God, I wasn't going to because those other guys can't unban themselves.

If he's changed IPs since the post it's not going to do anything. If it's recent it's better. If not it's PROBABLY fine.

You seem to be the arm pit licking expert though

no i'd rather you just talk to me since you're a lovely person and I would like to hear about your life and how you're doing

my brain is so tired i can't piece this conversation together anymore

eggplant

I've only heard about it from word to mouth.

Thats a dick emoji

You'd just evade without even looking at my thoughtful ban messages.

I broke my vpn thing and haven't got a new one

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._.

I'm sure a lot of your mouth goes about.

so?

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I can hang! I've been playing hunting game and it's nice to talk to people while u murder

thank you based test for allowing me to bully georgeo

QQ NEZI I'M GONNA MARRY YOU
I'm doing good! Got work tomorrow night so I'm like relaxing in my filth for now, playing hunting, ect ect

how are you doing you wonderful person you

I dropped my phone under my bed for the 3rd time this week

I've ascended stupid

Literally never even talk.

I have no mouth.

Keep that away from me.

yes.

really

sorry I'm not ready for that kind of commitment

I don't really see the point in getting married anyway

that's good, relax away today~

get all the stress out and stuff

i'm ok or something, idk

tired right now

You prefer to communicate through busty squid sluts

My friends want me to get this top with them so when we go to the gym we can call ourselves the crusaders.

would we just be 5 retards ?

Or is it an amazing idea ?

intotheam.com/collections/mens-tank-tops/products/st-georges-cross-mens-tank-top

I think the sentimentality behind it is the most important part.

I'd marry george :)

I'm sorry you're tired and stuff :( how long have you been up?

You do that with every kind of slut.

I am vigorous in that regard

Also think the tank top will work if you are a group, alone it will be weird.

the emoji?

sure

uh

idk

a long time

i lost track, my brain hurts

eyes strained

well it's just after watching my parents go through a nasty divorce when they'd been married over 25 years it's just like "wow people change" ya know

I mean if everyone else is doing it

I kinda have to do it too

I don't wanna be THAT guy

You mean THAT girl?

And yes, that is how groups work.

Watching my parents still be married for 35 years even though they hate each other is a real kicker.

That sounds awful, but ye divorces change people

my neighbor went from this loving tiny woman to like throwing her kids in my house and driving a car through her garage

yeah right

I know this

Time for some online shopping.

The only memory I have of my parents being together is them yelling in the living room.

intotheam.com/collections/mens-tees/products/when-the-bass-drops-mens-tee

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We're like
The same age, I thought.
Same age as half the internet.