Hi

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

hi

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Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

I think I know now

That bluff tho

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

Hi

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

mfw Subtle called my bluff

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

what's happening

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

I don't want to go to work tomorrow

You?

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

me either
i wish i had more time off ;~;

Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

Me too, I get vacation after my 3 month probation lol

Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

all i care about is getting my christmas bonus

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

What are you gonna buy with it?

Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall

i'll prolly use it to buy gifts so i can keep my real check for myself

Michael Young
Michael Young

What gifts do you have in mind?

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

hi kitty
how are u

Samuel Sullivan
Samuel Sullivan

I wish Subtle would respond

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

prolly just some stuff for the little ones in my family
I doubt anyone is gonna get me anything

I'm good
how are you doing?

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

I gotta to go to work
Have a nice night

John Richardson
John Richardson

It's so late though

Hope you have a good night too

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

Late? :^)

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

10:09pm

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

6am

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

im doing well ! have a friend chilling over while i wrap presents :3
shes playing dream daddy right now but has bad taste in husbandos !!!!!

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

Oh damn, fucking timezones man

Have fun at work though~

David Miller
David Miller

what the fuck is dream daddy

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

its the dad dating visual novel

pretty sure. super cute.

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

short* not sure.

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

gross

Logan Lopez
Logan Lopez

its really comfy and sweet ! it sounds like a bad and also like a meme. but it is nice.

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

not for me

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

thats okay.
what are you up to ?

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

watching youtubes before i go to bed

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

like what !

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

youtube.com/watch?v=C2qGlSrKvJw

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

i think i've only seen one cinemassacre video. theyre good vids !!
when are you headin to beddy bye ?

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

20 mins

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

wowee thats soon
are you gonna hop out of thread now so u canu know

focus on getting ready to slep ?

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

already ready
I just wanna finish watching my vids

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

oh okay. well. im gonna go watch stuffs withy my friend bc shes done with dream dad.

nice talking to u !!!!! rest well.
and have a nice rest of ur chrimmis month <3

c:

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

kay you too <3

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

Soto still won't talk to me

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

Minami ilu

Dominic Martin
Dominic Martin

his mom and sisters joke about when he and I are going to be "officially" dating
he says it's not like that

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

on to another

John Adams
John Adams

But we've been together for like 18 years

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

18
wut wot wat?

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

nini whoever is here <3 wuv u ^^

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

wait lili dont go

Michael James
Michael James

Thanks goverminds

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

becauce

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

hello people that are here.

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

Revy pls response

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

i.4cdn.org/tg/1513551943140.jpg
The future is now.

Who here has read scifi?

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

Sup?

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

woke up at 2 am like an upstanding person, very hungry but not sure if I want to risk heating food up as it might wake someone up.
You?

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

Just woke up a moment ago.
Going to be doing most of my packing today.

Alexander Campbell
Alexander Campbell

Moving again?

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

Yeah. I'm going back home for a while.
I move out Thursday.

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

I am sure you will be missed.
maybe.
Any particular reason why?

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

I can't get money behind me so I'm going home to save up.

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

That's a reasonable reason.
That's why I've never left home.

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

I just want to stop moving so much

Isaiah Hernandez
Isaiah Hernandez

good 2 see u 2nite squasssssh

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

You do seem to be doing that a lot. I imagine it's a pain to do.

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

It's 5 am though.

10 times in 3 years.

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

ive got 11 beers left tho and i share

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

...

Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

That's pretty crazy. Hopefully you can gets some funds saved up so things get more stable then.

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

Let's hope.

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

we're almost there

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

I've read some scifi but I don't think any has approached anything as ridiculous and out of this world as that.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

Ever read Asimov?

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

I've read like 2/3rds, maybe 3/4ths of Foundation. And I mean like, it's not that I dropped it, I'm just a faggot and find it hard to make myself just sit down and read a book instead of multitasking a shitload of fuck. Were I to read anything currently it'd be finishing that and probably reading the sequels or something.

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

what is azur lane

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

Any good?
I read Nemesis and it was terrible. Like, if I saw someone else reading it I'd tell them to put it down and stop wasting their time. But he's well known so I'm gonna try reading Prelude to Foundation, since I do want to try scifi a bit more.

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

Is GTA 5 worth getting back into?
Or is the online dead and full of hackers?

James Barnes
James Barnes

It's alright. Fairly good even, but seems sort of something that comes together at the end which I haven't exactly reached. I haven't read prelude but I feel reading it before Foundation itself would kinda probably ruin the point. Plus I think I heard that the series is pretty mediocre outside of it's first three books but really I dunno.

I really need to read more scifi. I think out of what little I've read I enjoyed Ringworld the most, but it has been a few years since that.
I think it is, yes. Really, GTA Online was never really worth it unless you had exactly 4 people to play through the heists with.

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

I played with George and Damami for a while, but I don't think I have enough for a full group now.

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

Japanese/Chinese boatgirl game

David Murphy
David Murphy

Bottom row. 3rd from the left.
Best girl.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

It has some pretty neat lewd

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

Hmm. Dunno, haven't read much scifi. I think I like it in a super autisitically way though, and was mistaken in thinking that the authors would share my autism.

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

so kanra how many people did you kill on the highway

Levi Clark
Levi Clark

no bully loco

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

is it bullying to make fun of someone for driving on a highway without knowing how to drive

seems more like

a public service

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

Is he even here?

Sebastian Ross
Sebastian Ross

he must be sleeping

give it a few hours

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

kanra

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

Well hopefully he gets help.

Grayson James
Grayson James

Depends what sort of autism you mean but I think there's plenty of autistic ass scifi out there.

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

I would be happy enough with him not betting the lives of others on his Hanzo skills translating to good driving.

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

I'm not even going to ask.

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

Yeah, the free roam was always kinda hollow but as a side activity to the heists (which were great), during that period where a buuuunch of people played it was super neat.

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

The heists were pretty fun.
I think I liked just dicking around more though. I'm not sure why, but free roam was always relaxing to me.

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

Half the people on the highway seem to not know how to drive so it's fine.

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

isn't a drivers license crazy cheap in the states?

Angel Harris
Angel Harris

Like 20 bucks after you pass the tests.

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

All the dirty mexicans just drive without one anyway.

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

it's like $1900 here

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

Why is it so expensive? Does it serve some other purpose?

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

The driving lessons are mandatory, which I think is a good chunk of it

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

Mornib.

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

Binorm*

Michael Morris
Michael Morris

*Mlorm

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

*Milrm*

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

morm

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

we just went over correct spellings of this word and morm is NOT one

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

Sibbi, let's commit adultery.

That's what it's called when you go out for coffee and do very adult things like work and pay taxes, right?

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

I can't believe rin felt this way about me.

Let's commit adultery and then elope!!!

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

To quote an orc peon in WarIII

"Be happy to!"

Charles Price
Charles Price

Zug zug

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

WARLLL

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

Work and taxes
Your natural topic.

Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

Just the taxes

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

it's not that I don't know how to drive, I just hadn't driven.

I'd been on highways in the passenger seat before, and understood the preferred look and feel of going at 100km/h. the day before yesterday was my fifth time actually starting the car.

is it really so ridiculous to compare driving to Hanzoing? both rely on judging visiospatial differences and thinking ahead. the rest of the time, it's about ignoring all distractions, and matching the flow.

if you really think about it, the idea of hundreds of thousands of humans in metal bricks propelling themselves at lethal speeds along surfaces every day without incident is absurd. clearly there some dependable, shared, intuitive simplicty that doesn't entail having driven every variation of every road ever in order to know what to do, and since I'm probably not going to draw on long-term memories over a single highway, my brain will obviously be using a lot of the same apparatus it used for becoming a 3000SR Hanzo.

also, road systems are all about predictability and symbol recognition, which satisfies my 'tism immensely. how you choose to trace your arc (and car movement is all about tracing arcs) requires an awareness on where things will be, as where they are, then coordinating intention with movement. simple geometry, really.

so yea it went extremely well, thanks for asking :)

hm... other ways driving a car is like playing Hanzo, is the anthropomorphic nature of most road vehices. Hanzo becomes ōkami (狼) as he dons the exterior of the wolf, similarly, one becomes car as they don its exterior, and to become one with, to perceive and make actions relative to the external thing, especially when that thing is something you have a high degree of control over, seems natural and appropriate.

it's not like I had to think any of this while driving. I just knew it was about responding to visual cues and thinking ahead.

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

wow

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

it sounds crazy, but literally none of that is.

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

You write too much

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

tldr version, for you: our brains deal with new things by automatically delegating processes to the parts of our brain generally designated similar things, and Hanzo has lots of overlap with car driving.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

You always bite, and yet you wonder why people keep going.

Did you ever stop to think that if you didn't bite, they wouldn't bait?

John Smith
John Smith

Hello lewds.

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

his iq is so high he doesn't even need lessons

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

hello echo

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

I wanted to invite you to our tourney dream team but you never showed up on league.

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

Why are you so damn smart... it's not fair...

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

For the love of god don't base your driving on a game.
Base it on how well you can drive a car.

You can get people actually killed being stupid abou tit.

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

I haven't played morr than 2-3 games since season end, so so don't think I would be worth having on team anyway :3

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

I never think anything starting by thinking I'm smart. Obviously there's plenty to gain from lessons. I just knew in this case the frame of mind I needed to be in, for a path I'd been a passenger for dozens of times.

you're the one making an ass out of you and me.

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

We weren't taking it too seriously, it was just fun playing 5v5 for actual prizes. Haven't had so much fun playing league in a long long while.

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

My IQ is 128 but I still feel dumb...
People say it's a good IQ and I can understand most things easily but I'm never really motivated to learn anything. What do?

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

It may sound smart, but this is all stuff I think I read in the knowledge booklet for the exam.

The car doesn't even have WASD keys or a character select screen :((

I drove well, consistently and smoothly. I matched the flow of traffic, and thought ahead based on what I saw.

are you playing stupid, or did you legit think I was endangering myself and others because I'm arrogant and delusional? you let your imagination think I'm worse than I actually am.

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

You just slammed out a text wall about how it's like playing Hanzo.
You tell me.

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

Being able to comprehend and regurgitate complicated information and put it into your own words makes you smart in my book!

Juan Long
Juan Long

You, Subtle and who?

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

you won't find what you're willing to learn if you aren't sure what's out there that you want to learn.

if there are things you already like, there's nobody stopping you from pushing yourself to learn deeper things about it. be open and calm. apply pressure on yourself. just enough to read further. you'll be surprised it's actually harder to stop once you start. but yea, open and calm when reading.

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

Talking to you always motivates me to do things, I love you lets get married

Joshua White
Joshua White

so yea, anything about that wall you think was misguided or delusional?

you might find it's all pretty goddam agreeable, even if I'm not.

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

Holla Forums is next level this morning

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

are you playing stupid, or did you legit think I was endangering myself and others because I'm arrogant and delusional?

You haven't taken lessons or practiced any, and you are driving on highways. No amount of visual intelligence can prepare you for forgetting which brake is which, for stalling while shifting, for what to do in the case of black ice or a road accident in front of you. I don't see how you weren't endangering the people around you with this stupid behaviour.

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

No. Not really.

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

Yeah. If you have not had time to drive on small roads and you're on the highway you need to stop that.

William Lee
William Lee

its better than the same thing every day...

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

find the inner motivation to learn, bc. it's a good way to spend your time, and better than waiting. all you have is yourself in the end. as for caffeine, I've found my feels are way easier to deal with uncaffinated.

honestly, you should slap yourself for ever choosing to drink coffee and proceeding to do nothing, if you ever do that.

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

slap self for doing nothing after drinking coffee
Dumb shit like this is why people think you're retarded. Among many other things.

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

Inner motivation...
hmm..
I will have to look into that more...
As for coffee I will try to do more while I'm drugged up~

Kanra is right though, you wouldn't understand...
It better to take the opportunity to do something productive while caffeinated! I just sit here and stare at walls... doing nothing..

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

so like, you're not even considering the fact I told you I did absolutely fine? there were no fatalities or sudden stops? that I was smooth and predictable?

I know what to do for black ice. that was part of the knowledge exam. ease off brakes, counter-steer against the direction you're spinning, wait til you get traction again before you start accelerating.

and I'm not going to drive if it's even raining. not yet.
but that day, not only was I fine, but I noticed when others around me were driving clumsily or recklessly.

There's always a risk, but holy shit, I knew what to do. I remained calm and focused, relaxed even. I drove in the slow lane, essentially along a straight line. unless the laws of physics broke and everyone around me went insane, I was going to be fine.

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

How you see yourself is not sufficient credentials to put other people at risk.

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

Nobody died so that thing I should have done because it puts everyone at major risk is ok.

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

*shouldnt

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

you might want to try cutting caffeine completely. deal with the lethargy for a few days, let yourself reset if you have the chance. then only start drinking when it benefits you.

it's also a waste of time to be caffinated and focused, but focused on useless shit. I've cut the habit almost entirely since a couple months ago. the last couple times I tried it again, and it felt crap being alert but essentially dumbed. if I need any, half a tsp of instant stuff is usually enough.

took a long time to accept that I wasted a lot of time on caffeine, because it doesn't feel that way when you're on it. even feeling I needed caffeine to focus, and putting things off til caffeine, and barely doing the things is a stupid cycle, and nobody told me, but I'm telling you.

so what the fuck do you suggest I stop doing, and start doing? what have I gotten so wrong this time?

what shouldn't I have done, driven? how do you know when it's okay to start driving on a highway?

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

You shouldn't have driven on the
HIGHWAY
until you have more practice.

Maybe try it after you have more than just a written test and maybe a few days under your belt. Stop endangering people's lives.

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

you know what else is bad for driving?

heaping amounts of self-doubt.

if you know how to be safe and do the right thing, you should do it.

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

You're a fucking idiot. Stop trying to pretend like it was safe and wait until you have actual hands on experience driving before you get on active roadways.

You're going to get yourself killed and kill others because you'd rather try and be right because me and Loco said it was wrong.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

There are some areas in America where you drive 55+ mph constantly.
Maybe he lives in such an area and so driving on the highway wasn't a huge leap

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

It still shouldn't be one of his first driving adventures.

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

Especially if he tries to say being a Hanzo main makes it safe.

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

And I can't drive.

55.

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

*Guitar noises*

David Roberts
David Roberts

*shrugs*

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

shit dude where'd you find this video of me

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

Porn Hub.

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

You're going to get yourself killed and kill others because you'd rather try and be right because me and Loco said it was wrong.
you actually think I'm deluded by my arrogance. you came on here, assumed I was making some outrageous claims about how playing Hanzo made me a good driver, and started making replies based on that.

I get it. it's more fun to pretend I'm blinded by my ego, and that my delusion endagers the lives of others.

Stop endangering people's lives.

but I know when to doubt myself. and I didn't need to doubt how well I was going to do on the highway, and what little doubt I had made me appropriately cautious. I don't want to kill everyone on the road any more than I wish to be killed. have a great day, Squish.

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

You are wildly deluded by your idiocy.

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

-yawns and curls up next to you. Is still tired from yesterday-

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

This is a lot like you except the specific sport is changed

I feel like you probably realized that ^^

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

the irony being that believing that would wildly delusional.

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

I'm not the one claiming my Hanzo games help me drive.

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

Is Kanra driving without a license or what

Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

🤔

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

Nah he drove on the highway and apparently he didn't have a high enough driving level that Squash and Loco would like.
Also he compared it to playing Hanzo in overwatch and that triggered them.
They're probably SHIT at Overwatch I know I am

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

Highways with basically zero experiance.

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

high enough driving level

He said he had never taken a lesson or driven much before.

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

Lol

It's always so hard for him to avoid making some meme that's easy for people to shit on

I have basically zero experience with parallel parking cause I've never done it since my driver's test several years ago

I fear having to parallel park and if I ever have to do it I'm sure there will be casualties

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

I'm not saying the skills directly translate, but there is a basis to saying being good at one potentially means being good at the other, since they both involve making decisions based on visiospatial cues and thinking ahead, turning that information into movement.

I mean, it's one thing to pretend I said something stupid. It's another to not know why what I'm saying is actually pretty fair to say. But it's another thing entirely to remain certain that everything I've said is stupid.

I hope for your sake you can tell the difference.

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

-helps you. You pull up so your car is just slightly ahead of the vehicle you're parking behind and cut the wheel sharply. Go slow and look over your shoulder.- <3

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

Well you are a baka.

You say a lot of stupid shit, dude.

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

Oh fucking rip.
I was too scared to drive on the highway back when I learned.
Big balls on the man.

Yeah you'd think he knows better by now

Isaiah Taylor
Isaiah Taylor

Yeah it sounds easy at least; prob won't actually be very hard

Rood

I'm seeing potential for this to merge with the 3D transformations meme in that last post

Eli James
Eli James

Am I wrong?

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

I'd partake in some sweet memes but Kanra is my friend so I'll refrain.

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

You say I'm your friend and you still shit on me.

Elijah Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell

Is that suddenly not the true definition of friendship?

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

Noted. But you don't have like 75% of people shitting on you anytime you step in here. I don't want to seem like i'm bandwagoning on shitting on Kanra

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

You were laughing at it with Darwin the other day though.

Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

Nah I don't think so.

William Bell
William Bell

I was only 19 years old.
I pray to Araki every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Araki is love” I say, “Araki is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a jojo fag I knew he was just jealous of my devotion
to Araki. I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Araki! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear " It just works."
He grabs me with his mangaka hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Araki.
He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much,
but I do it for Araki. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I push against his force.
I want to please Araki. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt
with his love. My dad walks in.
Araki looks him straight in the eye and says, " I forgot. "
Araki leaves through my window.
Araki is love. Araki is life.

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

Sure

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

I guess everyone could be said to be a baka in some ways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If I intended to do Kanra memes, I would have just memed it directly instead of just saying the potential is there

I read that as Akari at first and thought it was about Yuru Yuri

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

nobody actually disagreed with the specifics of anything I said though, and I take comfort in that.

maybe some part of you thought I was right, but didn't want me to know. that's fine.

but this has been a terrible waste of a morning.

bd, your advice yesterday was a comfort. ty for it.

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

It's not that hard to just not have internet arguments

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

We told you it was retarded as a whole. Nobody agreed to it.

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

It's like you try to find loopholes in it to justify it to yourself and not us.

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

pretty much everything I've said is to fairly justfy things to you.

haven't said anything I haven't explained or would refuse to.

that's all I can do.

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

👏👏👏👏👏👏-

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

It's like being a Vietnam war vet

No one thanks u for ur service

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

I can drive safely on the highway because I'm SR3k with Hanzo even though I have basically no experience or lessons

Nothing you can come up with really justifies that if you have no driving experiance.
There is no reason to specifically refute your points if your points have no grounds to stand on.

Stop being an idiot.

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

I have to agree with Erio

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

Yeah, well,

they didn't fucking win. Lazy stoners.

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

That meme war veterans are underappreciated and need to be given the benefits that other kinds of US military veterans get?

Ah, this meme again

It makes me nostalgic

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

I want to make a parody movie called Mad Mex, where an immigrant is kicked out of America by Trump and has to cross the California border to set out into the Mexican badlands with only his supercharged Ford Pinto

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

Still this autism
pls

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

Which

Connor Cox
Connor Cox

this place is autism 25/7

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

so many gets

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

The driving autism

Thomas Jackson
Thomas Jackson

🤔

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

I wonder if things would have gone differently if Badfox hadn't put that cybering log on Pastebin

Such a tragic fall

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

He just goes on and on and then complains that he's been arguing for so long

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

Evading the topic is always an option

Carter James
Carter James

This should not exist

Yes I've seen it enough times

Josiah King
Josiah King

Life is pain.

David Kelly
David Kelly

It's my fault, for trying to tell him it's wrong to do that. Next time I should just ignore him and let him kill a kid, or whatever.

Ian Bell
Ian Bell

you don't like my shop skills?

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

One less kid for Sci to molest.

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

I've seen a car with anime on it before

It's cringy af

Michael King
Michael King

ywn finger a black blob.

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

goodbye

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

l8r loco

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

Rin let me give you a hickey on your thigh

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

50$ per hickey, and 100$ a minute aside.

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

Well that's hardly fair.

That's what I'm good at.

Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

$50
Put another zero behind that before he notices

John Thompson
John Thompson

-hug-
i missed you so much you don't even know~
well i only drink like one shot of espresso.. but hey my therapist got me Black Insomnia coffee beans as a gift.

I j-just can't l-let this go to waste!

I get really fatigued when I put a lot of sugar in my coffee... is that normal?

That's my favorite Digimon~

You fapped hard?

Murder was shocked when he realized I'm similar to her :c

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

I'm on chapter 12 now; I guess I'll probably read the manga to the end

How was your night? I remember you had plans

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

Too bad Peru user left already someone's talking about digimon

Asher Williams
Asher Williams

mfw my plans went well all night

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

Worth every penny

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

how much for a tiddy fuck?

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

I don't know, what do you usually charge?

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

I guess you're feeling pretty good today, then?

I'm glad you were safe; seems like a dangerous time to be outside where you are

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

-had a christmas party!- \^-^/

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

Do NOT lewd the Ayanami.

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

Fairly certain I've seen you post worse than that of her

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

hm... other ways driving a car is like playing Hanzo

Easton Sanchez
Easton Sanchez

All sex is free from me

its okay...
actually I still feel a bit hot but it'll pass in like a week...
Gentrification is happening in my mom's neighborhood, I'm sad, but at least they can get rid of the niggers

Whew I hate those because you have to buy gifts for everyone...

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

This is complete fiction.

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

-gives you a present wrapped in colorful ribbon- <3

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

I'll take you up on that when I visit the states.

Knowing you, you probbaly have 'things that you can't post in thread' of her too, perv.

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

You know I hate presents more than anything lmao

What if I get pregnant? I don't believe in abortion unless the baby turns out to be a girl.

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

I love this trip so much and it's all mine~

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

:< -sads. Doesn't know who will eat all the pears inside now-

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

Anal doesn't get you pregnant, we can stick to that.

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

Why are you sad about that?

I'm a bit surprised that I generated one that long

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

Last Christmas I was mad all day because I received gifts. I hope they all learned their lesson.

No anal.

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

Actually I guess it's not that hard

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

-takes the basket out of the box and just ties a ribbon to it-

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

i don't know what we're talking about

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

Oh just sad because my mom could lose her apartment and end up living with me.

James Morris
James Morris

Did you know Revy is with Jack IRL now? I just talked with him about that

She hasn't even accused him of kidnapping her yet

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

-smiles at your smile and pushes the basket close to you.-

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

We'll figure something out.

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

Nor do I.
But nobody else is here that I care to talk to.

David Davis
David Davis

-yawns and curls up in the basket with the pears for a nap-

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

Gonna go make coffee and if this thread is still dead when I get back I'm going to spam it with shitposting

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

Anyone know where I can find a hedgeheg dealer? Hedgehegs are illegal in my state

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

Anyone remember Yotsuba?

He always took a long time between post and now his time dimension has slowed down so much that he will never make another post in our lifetimes

RIP

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

Wouldn't shitpost spamming just deter people from joining the thread and thus keeping it dead?
Unless you don't care about that, anyway

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

JOkes on u

u posted

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

BTW I didn't select that image because it has a black guy but just because it was the image I randomly selected

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

Innocent until proven guilty

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

GUYS POST IN THE THREAD

DON'T LET MY MEME SPAMMING DETER OR UPSET U

THIS IS A SAFE SPACE

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

I think selecting the black guy without realizing that my post could be construed as racist shows that I am colorblind and a post-race virtue paragon

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

Like, I don't even think about the fact that Lloyd and Neko are black

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

For the first few months I knew you you couldn't go three posts/messages without making some kind of bbc joke or something.

Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

I thought it was obvious enough that that was a shitpost

(I must have been thinking about the fact that u and neko are black since I made the post)

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

Or is that reply just a general Festivus airing of grievances

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

Oh my gosh... that poor worker...wtf!

Oh did he fuck her already?

I don't want it, I'm mad now...

I can't stop myself from getting pregnant, I also don't believe we should wear protection and I don't believe in the man pulling out. Ever.

Yeah right.

Fuq...

nu

I miss Scarlet

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

I know a girl that was a manager at a place and she flipped out when she saw that. She's one of them that will tell a customer to go fuck themselves quick.

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

D: -doesn't want you to be mad and tries hugs and orange juice too-

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

Yeah he did. She has yet to strap-on fuck him, but I'm rooting for her

And yeah Scarlet was fun. A meme war veteran 😎

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

It's kind of inconvenient that when people get mad about you joking about a specific topic and u try to hold urself back from doing so that just makes it feel funnier and makes it harder not to make it

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

Wait. You know a girl?

I'm not hungry... I'm mad now

I hope I can get them both in one place...

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

You spoiled it for me...
But you told me to play it months ago so I guess it's my fault

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

*harder not to joke about it

Doesn't what you did last night calm you down from thoughts like that for a while? ^^

She doesn't actually have a cock LOL

Her having a cock is just a meme that Rin hates, so it was fitting for that post

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

Well, i don't talk to that one anymore. I know a few but I'm skeptical of people in general. I have a girlfriend.

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

Does BC kill animals or something

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

-curls up against you and snugs. It will be better soon.-

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

bye

i'm drained...

drained...

Absolutely not!
I hate that meme so much...

-pets-

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

She masturbates on top of a high building and showers the pedestrians below with her fluid

Bye ♥

Remember to eat dinner

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

Hmm.

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

Oral is fine too

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

tfw 4:20 hits u in the throat like a bbc

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

;)

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

brb hunting more memes

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

-kisses your cheek-

Take care Ika.

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

Wish pls response

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

thirsty boi

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

🤔

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

That's a female.

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

*thirsty gurl

Can you tell the gender by her fur? She does look like she might be slightly pregnant but I don't know what hyena stomachs usually look like

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

He's at school

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

wish is a girl

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

She is pregnant.

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

hawt

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

I wasn't sure; it's rude to just assume

What if it turned out she was just fat?

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

when it's okay to ask a hyena if she's pregnant:

N E V E R

Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

Lol Sonata's house

Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

one day squash will love me

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

oob pls

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

curious boi/gurl (not assuming gender)

Charles White
Charles White

strawpoll.me/14651014

strawpoll.me/14651014

strawpoll.me/14651014

strawpoll.me/14651014

strawpoll.me/14651014

strawpoll.me/14651014

James Taylor
James Taylor

At least four people are lurking and not posting right now

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

One of the things I love most about winter is that it starts getting dark before 5pm

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

Why is that a good thing?

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

Night just has a better vibe

It feels peaceful and free

The sun is an attentionwhore that's basically screaming all day

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

me and the boys

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

Technically the thread is alive as long as at least one person is posting

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

-goes to imageboard-
-votes in strawpoll-
-doesn't post images or anything at all on the board-

my impression of u

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

strawpoll.me/14651369

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

Ohmygosh! <3

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

Combo ruined

Had dinner yet?

David Bennett
David Bennett

Uhmmm not yet

This morning at 11AM I drank a cup of coffee and ate a small beef pot pie.

And right now I had some two strips of bacon and an egg, yummy

I forgot to tell Sonata that I bought a new skillet and seasoned the FUCK!!!!! out of it so now all my food is amazing

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Sounds like you're eating an okay amount today as long as you're not hungry ^^

That's good; hopefully your food being better will encourage you to not skip dinner anymore

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

i skip dinner every other day.
I miss my old job, i used to enjoy hiding food in my tummy

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

Don't skip it any days

Are you actually a security guard now? Don't lie to me just because we're in public ^^

You can lie but just direct your lies at other people

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

i hate myself

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

I wouldn't lie to you~

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

Well technically you didn't tell me that you are one

You just implied that you're not at your old job anymore

James Ross
James Ross

So drink.

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

All that's in the house is cider, and while I'm drinking it, my Irish constitution means it barely affects me.

I would need some of the hard stuff if I wanted to drown these sorrows. maybe two.

Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

dam

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

But you know I wouldn't lie to you, baka

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

I match with pretty much every single guy I swipe

but women are less into me

maybe i'm supposed to be a fuckboy

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

new
new

Luke Smith
Luke Smith

That does seem to be generally true these days

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