♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Blood for the Blood God, Memes for the Meme God Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Blood for the Blood God, Memes for the Meme God Edition
I'd like to hear more about blood chans ass as long as we're not talking about gross stuff
i can tell you more about my ass instead
You already stated it's hairy
THAT'S A HARD "NO"
:3c you are paying attention at least
I was skimming the conversation.
You two sure can go back and forth about washing your ass
Minatsuki Takami is now claimed~
Its the thiccest
I has the majority of my body weight
When I fall on it it feels hot
-my eyes light up- .//////.
I swear you're trying to make me fat...
I really want to try it once... ONCE
Just once... it shouldn't hurt...
I'm just playin'
-looks up from the pot of vegetables he's been cutting and hides his book , "1000 Way To Cook Ikaros"-
i dont know how to describe the relationship i have with blood-chan but it's an interesting one
im jsut glad you guys can be there for some of the exchanges about her thick shock absorbent ass
I have a burning hot hatred for Jews and Muslims.
Don't grouplink me
will you smack me with your gigantic ass and end my life if i do?
I sent my friend flying once with my butt, it was pretty funny
what a way to go, i think i could handle that though
-is sonata. is trying out android chan viewers and half o f them do t werk.-
Nothing better than genocide.
Do you really dig your nails up your ass though? be honest
get, a, computer!
oh what game are you playing now?
obviously i go in there with my tongue and lick it out like a dog ;)
Nothing at the minute. I am watching things.
huh what thingies? i wanna be all up in your business
I keep forgetting to play that game
Why, arent you being pragmatically cute. Just GoT because... why the heck not.
-has one. Was just hoping to chat in bed cause is lazy-
that word is too big...
Don't be lazy...
If you're sleepy then you should take a nap!
its too late now, its over two years old, practically ancient
you can't play it now until it's a classic when it's ten years old, that's the rule
-doesn't want to sleep. Wants to be comfy while animoozing-
It's kind of crazy to cut down trees and put them in your home for two to three weeks yearly when you think about it
Is streaming and gaming only as good as my internet, or my GPU?
God fucking damn it I hate having a shit laptop
Why? This place is boring
even the shittiest of laptops can play Undertale, you just wont be able to play literally anything else
but i know how you feel babe, i have a really awful laptop too
Your GPU doesn't have any notable impact on your ability to stream, insofar as the only thing it worries about is, well, processing and outputting graphics.
Your ability to record - and by extension stream - would come to CPU, storage, and memory.
And then streaming adds your internet connection to the list.
Better fetch out the grill
-pets his christmas tree and feels bad for poor stray pine trees that don't have homes and ornaments- v.v
-nibbles a pear-
You realize that pine that you turned into a decoration is dead, now, right?
You murdered it.
My laptop is 10 years old.
Too much geek-talk..
seriously getting hot in here..
or rather.. down there..
...where did you get that pear?
-looks guilty and hides it behind him-
Good bye everyone
W-where did it go? :c
I sure bet it is
Aneki Margatroid: Yeah, maybe I need a shower.
Minatsuki: I'm going to knife you in the shower hhehe
Aneki Margatroid: Minatsuki: I have no desire to hurt you
Blood chan sure is the most retarded faggot IN THE WHOLE HISTORY
bye crazy fairy, visit us again soon
You're up late
-kisses your cheek and reminds you to stay warm while outside. It's getting very cold at night-
Finally got around to getting a hair cut.
Time to waste the rest of my night.
Good night faggots
I must have asked neru a million times if they had ever seen a Norwegian Forrest Cat and neru always said no. I asked if he had seen a norsk skogkatt and they said yes,,,
I am happy neru got to see the fluffy cats.
Alright who's the idiot that asked me to come here?
Not coming by now and then simply to see your good friend who you never talk to Squash
If it isn't Bern then I don't know
I tend to avoid this place for probably the same general reason you avoid Alice's place.
But it's good to see you Squash, been keeping well?
Unless Bern's been hitting the booze and coke again, I doubt it was them. Though I guess that's fairly likely...
I can be your devil.
Or your angel.
One of her little cum blobs bans me when I join the chat so I can't go anyhow.
But I'm well. I move back to MO come thursday.
How are you doing?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO RESPOND
how quickly you forgot that you requested abuse in the previous thread
I went to get a hair cut...gomen.
I meant in terms of "You dislike most people there, with the exception of like one or two individuals"
And whew, good luck with that! Wish I could move somewhere else. It's fucking cold here, all the pipes are frozen so I'm without water, which fucking sucks because I thought I insulated everything correctly.
So, to answer your question
"doing alright but things could sure as fuck be better"
angel preferably i think..
Anway, don't ever come to /b/ ever again
DM me the link to Alice's chat I wanna see it
dm me vagene and bob
just post it, man
Understandable. I'm glad our standings haven't marred our relationship.
And after a while moving sucks. This will be move #10 in 3 or 4 years.
But I'm glad you're at least afloat.
I don't have it tho
how are you ?
Not gonna go there now because I feel like a bunch of you are gonna click on it and I'll get banned as a part of a group or something
I made a few posts from my phone and left.
There's not much activity, so you're going to be disappointed
Whew, that's a lot of movin' around. Everything alright?
And yeah, things could be worse for sure. Plus I sorta have to be here for my Dad or he'd be a fuckin' Popsicle by now
hah get it...POPsicle.
Yeah. Just out of money and moving home for now.
And that pun was awful.
its slowed down here a lot too but we still have really active periods for days at a time where it just get's crazy and everyone is like ??????? how did this happen
sometimes we have like 30+ unique posters in here at a time
A real riot
I'm OK with slow chats
-hears Krimit and brings him tea- <3
Wait I can't get in there
do NOT lewd the bono.
Lewd the bono.
I hardly know who the bitch is
Yeah that's part of why I'm back here too, I know that feel.
Most of the summerfags are gone I guess
You'll love it there then
I haven't had actual hot tea in years.
Been drinking like sugary iced tea that's probably going to give me diabetes
Want to start some drama?
-thinks you should find a good fermented oolong. Will rekindle your appreciation for tea-
I just want a couple cheeseburgers honestly.
nope! it doesn't function like /b/, it's not summerfags or randos usually, new posters as you'd say, sometimes we just get a lot of old faces around at once and the place just explodes for a few days
I'd say green tea myself but oolong works.
She was my waifu, and still holds a special place in my heart.
But someone sort of ruined her for me...
Now Tenka is best girl.
open door, see this, what do
Visit me in MO and I'll make you some.
Make me stop
How'd she get ruined
YES It's friday
TP are you hardcore drunkposting yet?
i just started
the spam comes in a few hours
I want to pet Alice's dog
Also hi TP, how was your week? :3
-curls up atop your head like a Sonata hat and naps-
it was alright
just two more days until holiday break
p stoked about that
Some other faggot started posting her
tea guy, assuming you just fake filtered me, i would like to formally apologize to you for being rude to you about BC last week
it wasn't a good friend thing to do
-wonders where i myself can obtain a sonata hat...-
Be nice TP.
Let's just play Rainbow SIx Siege like we used to, for the good old days, TP.
it's hard sometimes because i have all this pent up frustration
Going to get strategically drunk before you see your family again?
He probably will be nice at least until later
what in the fuck is that
are you the real chen?
well christmas eve is at my mom's so everyone will be drunk
don't really have to predrink as much
Maybe this time they'll get to experience irl TP shitposting, then
when Echo saves your lewd images
Should I just post the basketball image?
Echo saved your lewd message?
eh i don't think i'll get that drunk
there will be a mixed breed child around and i don't want to drop any nbombs
what basketball image
WHO ARE YOU
It's a nice image.
xmas eve will basically be a predrink for at home here shitposting
/lewds the Emma
all lewd get out
oh so get this
i get a recall notice for my jeep
but the fix isn't available yet
they just wanted to tell me
and to stay tuned
what fucking horseshit
oh shit that definitely confirms it
how you been dude?
-brings you tea-
thank you for response
where the fuck did lloyd go
i need some black things to talk about
DESU RIFK KEK LOL
DESU RIFK KEK LOL
DESU RIFK KEK LOL
DESU RIFK KEK LOL
DESU RIFK KEK LOL
i think those were from that creative spammer who somehow filled images with text from the threads
proto was in the thread at the time i guess
I did it. I was in the Alice chat and made friends.
who somehow filled images with text from the threads
That's not very hard :^)
can you ask her if my login still works?
they were like auto-generated
I'm not about to talk to that cum drip.
They weren't even there.
o-oh ok ;;
i don't think it works anyways
does professor misleadingname still haunt those parts?
Oh hey, it's TP
who else defected to there?
tons of people
seems like a tak thing to do
Yeah, it's very easy to do in most programming languages.
well excuse me ms. 1337 haxor
i just like learned how apps work last year
Still going, with no signs of ending in the near future
lmao sorry babe
I mean, you could do js and a canvas :^)
i don't want to log in enough to scroll
yeah that's good
i've been thinking i'm dying all the time lately
it's kinda stressful
i also still take cabs
Programming isn't hard
mfw an employer thought I was the perfect fit for a job, except I didn't know html :^)
people keep saying this is so great
trying to get through it. pretty mediocre to far tbh
i think i could remember basic
i was pretty good at programming games on my TI83
I'll tutor you
one of my favourite things to do is to bitch about uber in cabs
i get so worked up and the cabbie loves it
then i tip
like 12 dollar ride?
keep it bro
heard walking around upstairs and went up to squash this neighbour beef
but the light was out
wait for it...
Lol what did you yell at her through the floor? I just now read that note you posted
i wish i could program
TP will never yell at u from beneath ur dwelling place
echo what's the weirdest porn you mess to?
like have you ever gotten into brazilian trap scat porn?
it's a weird subgenre and that was a weird week
hounestly i have no recollection of that
the walls are thin
so i imagine when i was lit i was just ranting
actually the more i drink to get back in that state of mind the more i kinda remember just yelling shit
THE SYSTEM WORKS
Seems like this is likely to lead to you yelling through the floor again
ih ave the socks i just have zero skill
i don't think so
i was drinking icehouse last week and finished the case
icehouse riles me up
what i was yelling was anyone's guess
i more want to apologize to know what i was yelling because it was probably funny
if it made a bitch apologize lol
bork bork i am doge
Deal. Can we do css too?
bjork's new vid is hella weird
but really cool to watch on drugs
the way i see it, stocking, is if i was yelling some really awful shit i would have gotten a visit from my landlord
or the popo
and not a nice letter from some mexican dtf
If she's not answering, you could just get drunker, write a shitpost, and slide it under her door
you dont know the programmer socks meme ?
what are u a noob
B O R k
i thought about the follow-up note
but i want to face-to-face this
so much misconstruing comes from texts
lesso from writing
but it's best to get meaning from faces
Be sure to post the results
i'm going to check for lights soon
but i really don't want to knock up there blacked out
please don't encourage me if i start mispelling easy wordr
hi my name is socks
socks is cool
i think i was programmed to feel this way
this war on drugs album?
i mean it's good
but kinda repetitive and boring tbh
gonna listen to migos instead or something
oh i was listening to this in the ride
i was feelin it behind some accident
i hounestly think i don't realize how loud things are when i am drunk
i think i also have hearing loss from playing guitar and going to smashing pumpkins concerts
What the heck, Echo just disappeared?
-pets your head gently-
good doggo ^^
i went threw my rants last week to try to uncover the mystery of what i was yelling at my upstairs neighbour
and i came across a block of posts pretty much laying into you
by now you know i don't mean it
but i am sorry that i keep doing that
what can i say
i get hot
yeah that was funny
:3 -whatever dogs do-
everyone keeps doing that that i am talking to
where is the OTHER PLACE
you know i love you ;;
What do you play on guitar?
good dogs beg for a bone~
hounestly, i think the pumpkins might have been the best "rock" band if the term could ever describe a band
NOT ALL DOGS LIKE BONES NEZI !!!!!!!!!!!
i haven't played in years
i still keep my mex-gringo strat around for nostalgia mostly
i can only ever riff pentatonics anymore
it's like riding a bike
If only we died for real
dying is the most terrifying thing ever
i don't really get how people take it so lightly
a treat would be nice though...
i used to have like 5 band
two of witch i played guitar
i play tenor sax in this basically late 70's cover band?
we did surprising well at the pool parties
holy crap that sentence structure
did i just have an aneurysm
they are forced to by the sheer horror of the concept
Because I don't particularly relish living
here is a question i was just thinking about in the bathroom while smoking a handrolled cigarette
is there anything that you own, you you wouldn't give up in a heartbeat for anyone you loved
my answer was insta-no
i don't care about things that much
although i would want a replacement computer and highspeed internet connection soon
That's cool. I used to play way back and gave up but now i'm tinkering and playing a different type of music.
i guess that's it, right?
it's so terribad that they have to invent dream concepts
or not think about it
i think it is the absolute worst, man
and it should be for everyone
if everyone WAS terrified of death
they might behave a little more humanely towards each other
what kind if you don't mind me asking
i'm such a bullshit artist
without my cigs i would be a mess
they are a thing
Just stuff with more lead guitar. I used to do just rhythm music... Nirvana & some other riffs.
i had a pretty much cliche post-grunge band for that time
but also one side project where me and this other dude just played acoustics in coffee shops
then i had this collaboration with my best friend/neighbour called "sandwich of chaos" where he'd just chill in my basement, get really high, and lay down sick synth loops
we had a cd but all 5 copies were lost
that sounds excellent. maybe the disks will pop back up sometime.
i really hope so
we had this extented track two that i can still vibe to in my head
somehow we were able to play a show at our highschool
and this bitch running it kept trying to shut us off
because we were more ambient?
like people didn't even really realize when we began
fuck that bitch jill
Someone kill me pls
also I hope you all had a good day :)
trip report: animus is better than other alternatives
i was so glad when i saw that this bitch's shit had university on it
"oh great another underage waifu," i thought
real question for the girls
born or other
why don't more girls rock pig tails
they are crazy sexy desu
they can come off as childish or creepy sometimes
i donno like she did pigtails right
do you ever wish you were a girl sometimes?
this is a thread question
i sure as hell do
girls sing well
it's kinda frustrating sometimes
bloody cunt anyhow.
you might think i'm gay but i still tear up at not one pitch perfect 1's but also 2's final show
they did it so well
When we doing this?
can i join the DOA/sinni sex pls
DOA a tease
We're killing ourselves though
pls no ky
you have reasons to live
who am i kidding
life is pointless
but like you might as well have fun and live by the golden rule, right?
what up my nigga TP
When will this die?
When will I die?
When you kill it.
Just let us get to 2 million posts, mom.
I wish I could
Will everyone let it die after that?
bd my n
holy shit nymph
it's weird dude
grim 100 percent came back from ddosing you
who would have thunk
what up my nigga TP give me attention too
doubt it, there is no clear answer why this place still exists, just like there is no clear answer why we exist at all
you know why we call it a TP thread when you're here right? it's because your posts take up half the thread
that was like 4 years ago, teeps. Grom and I have been cool for years.
the type of person that would even ddos you...
dude is nuts
oh i know
the best part is i usually don't remember
whenever i go back and read threads
it's all me spamblogging
I was a shitty person so I can't really blame him. Looking back at it after was pretty jokes tho. I wish I still had Soto's drawing of the situation.
yo TP how much do you spend on alcohol in a month>
here is my thing though
my posting style while drunk was fine tailored to a fast-ish thread
when it's a please kill me animus thread it flows over
emma how much do you spend on poutine in a year
At least 20% of a Canadian's income goes to poutine.
-desire to know more intensifies-
Someone probably has it, but unfortunately I do not.
Well shit. Emma must be the brokest of everyone here or the amount is off by around $11,500
i have it somewhere
why were you a shitty person if you don't mind me asking
i will be drinking a lot more here soon people just warning you
I was just a douche to Grom back then along with a good chunk of people; no denying that. That being said, I wasn't a douche to a lot of people too.
$11,500? You think too highly of me :^)
Shit, I thought it would be higher to be honest.
im just curious about the story as a whole
i mean the question is
was you being a douche
equal him ddos
let's take this deeper
I was a piece of shit to grim, and to get back at me he found my IP thanks to Skype being shit, and proceeded to DDoS me on and off for a few weeks.
I mean resorting to a DDoS is pretty low, so probably not. He should have just been a douche back. Back then tho grom wasn't very popular with people.
nah dude i drink once a week cheep beer
i keep my alcoholism tab very in check
every time people just randomly come here and expect it to be dead, and then they are disappointed when people are posting right that moment, i laugh a little harder each consecutive time
he fucking ddos'd you
my official position is that he should have never came back
but i "learned" to love him ;;
Yeah, but then you go out like 2 or 3 times that night for more beer.
I mean it's the same 4 people posting as the last time I was here like 5 months ago. Except this time there's s4h, whoever he is.
socks4hands, you know him.
he's autistic like treecko
I don't know that name either.
autistic like treecko
So I'll consider him to be another treecko.
Yeah I guess, but I came to like grom. He ended up being a fun guy in threads and TC shit. He was shit at first tho, especially when DDoSing me.
you misspelled formerly psychotic
once net neutrality repeal goes into full effect
very sorry to disappoint you but there is definitely more than four people who post here regularly
no i don't
when i go for a run lately it's because i already have the wine
need the beer
wait a minute
i don't need to explain myself to you
did you know he is dating a white girl?
Not gonna happen.
Also Canadian btw way
Just saying it's always the same few people whenever I stop by.
A white girl would date that hairy Indian? wot
yea its always going to be the same few people but its like the same few 35 people
and like two new people i guess sinni and lili
I'm judging you so hard tbh
i mean props to hairy people realizing that their type is fucking nasty
Is she cute?
35? I'm very doubtful of that. Unless it's people new from Holla Forums that I don't know yet.
i love you wish
please no matter what i say
never fake filter me
probably a hambeast
how are doing Nymph?
Well this satiated my thread shitposting for a few months.
Goodnight faggots, and Teeps and Wishahaha <3 you all
is anyone watching godless?
i hate westerns and period pieces
i'm on like ep 7
im gonna keep doing this and you're going to start liking it
kyle please tell us what spunk you've spooged tonight
you have to have nutted on someone
there's no way kyle actually walks through a day without scheduleling gay hookups
I haven't had a random hook up in over half a year.
when is the last time you have had a penis in your butt
Not really something you guys need to know.
but it's something we're curious about and what's the point of animus if not horrendous oversharing
i bet it was really good
Still just a shit hole.
Again, not going to say.
i bet it was really good
Let's stop speculating on my sex life.
is that because it's exactly that, entirely speculative?
sorry i smell blood
do you really have any other interests?
i mean when your life revolves around fucking dudes
So, anyway how is your sex life?
I really enjoy retro gaming.
I've stated many of my interests, but you guys never really talk to me about them.
what does your life revolve around?
Animus: An ever circling swarm of highly autistic sharks.
You make me sick.
vulpine creatures (catchall category)
I don't share much of my interests here because you guys shit on anything people like.
doesnt share interests
does share interests
which is it?
i seem to recall you being the snob
One interest I've talked of before.
I don't mention most of the others.
I recall you being a dick.
What of it?
sorry we're just enjoying a resurgence of my sassy self
oh hi just fine
you are, only you
Nothing saucy going on?
Tired-ish, but thankfully next weekend is a bit longer due to x'mas and the weekend after it due to new years.
Friends you're all cool
you won't let the right people in
you have a destructive personality
i do too
i guess i trust a few people i grew up with
dude i got monday off
then work tuesday and wednesday
i love this break dude
Most people are shit.
I'm shit too.
It's whatever at this point.
That sounds pretty great, I just have the whole week because all of my vacation days are summer vacation days, can't use them this year, but next year I'll have like 16 days off racked up.
SD does autoliking clairo from a thumbnail make me a pedo
i completely agree
Oh, I don't know who that is.
Probably could use a better microphone though.
yeah my stupid company is designed to shut down mid dec
i actually really love it
except i inevitably fuck up my sleep schedule
IDIOT THE LOFI WAS INTENTIONAL
im unironically really enjoying the black clover manga
Oh, how comes?
That's not a problem when you have a lot of time off though!
Oh, should have said so!
oh yeah i save my days
i even used an unplanned one on last monday
cause i got no sleep and
just could not
margaritas and diabetes
Ah, I have OT saved up for such situations, but I haven't gotten around to using it.
solid stuff as always btw
lol sorry the sentiment that anyone here actually works
let alone OT
Oh, been a while since I've listened to any trap.
I do OT all the time whenever boss asks to, can take it as extra pay or time-off whenever, I'm just generally building it up as days off whenever I want paid vacation days.
Did you talk to Gina yet, TP?
oh yeah i would OT af dude
she's been quite
i have control lol
i think i legit fucked that bitch up
Hopefully we'll find out what you yelled
i feel like i'm too drunk right now to ask
i was primed earlier before i smoked hella bowls
I can only really do 30 mins or an hour everyday depending on how the situation is like.
Well, you asked me not to encourage you to do it if you start misspelling simple words, and you seem to be spelling things right
So don't worry, you're clear to go do it
SEIZE THE DAY
Gina's vagina is in the palm of your hand
stocking i did it
she was enormous
there were like two fat mexican girls there
and i was like hey i'm phil from downstairs
i am sorry
But what if you get knocked down?
Did you find out what you yelled?
oh shit no
i don't think i can go back at this point
i definitely caught them off guard af
all for you stocking
so glad i got that stress over with
reminder for the latecomers
it turned out she was fat
hi luka ;;
sometimes luka is the purist perceptive
and i love her
how do you feel about table 19
Kind of want to know how many times Luka has asked Sinni for nudes.
what is that?
a really bad movie anna kendrick was in
sinni why do yours and stockings name profice look so similar
do you have a small penii
really sad when people have to share penis
Nah i don't think I've ever met stockings even?
I'm a girl, I have no peeni
oh man sorry i'm still on a high for confronting that fat wetback upstairs
i feel alive
What happened? I like goss like this.
i should be playing that.
*clings to you for comfort*
never heard of it.
table 19 is probably the worst movie if were not for anna kendrick and amanda crew
I have to learn how to play overwatch on controller!!
it's really feelsy
it had previews galore
u should be snuggling
it just so happens that amanda crew and anna kendrick are on my waifu list
so i would watch the two of them shit for two seasons
i want snuggles AND fun!
too lazy to get up and plug laptop in at desk
-snuggles and fun-
my laptop is always plugged into my tv and kb/m
i never even have to touch my own laptop!
deep space waifu!
:C mine's plugged into an extension cord behind my bed
have you played doki doki literature club?
any christmas plans?
forgive my ignorance if luka is a dirty jew bastard
i don't have it.
it's not multiplayer
i don't like those shump type games.
why's it in a bad place?! :O
a long time ago
no christmas plans...
i'm probably gonna just sit here alone by myself
so I can lay down and compute!!
i'll talk to you
never alone luka
maybe it's overheating!
...yeah at least i'll have threads.
how'd you like it?
how weird is it that we are friends anyways
somehow me and luka just became close friends in the shuffle
nah it's fine! has big ol fans
i feel luka
because luka is a girl
and i like luka
hmm... it was alright.
not very deep, well... not as much as i would have liked, to be more enthralled in the setting... but it was ok for a short thingy
but i was personally kinda hoping for more.
i don't know
fans pointing down into the ground ;~; ? covered up by ur soft cuddly blankets you're wrapped up in?
i got your back
nah my laptop has like an extended thing of fans that are on the back, rather than on the bottom
dude told me i hald to slave luka to be in the club
his will is at my beckon
because luka is a girl
i don't give a fucking shit about gender
oh right just like mine since we have the same laptop!
if his dumb ass's parent's believes he is a girl
good on them
sit in the corner and be depressed with me anons
transexuals have something wrong in their brain
they have been normalized for some reason lol
there is nothing normal about thinking you have a vagina when you have a dick
fuck those dudes
i refuse to accept trannies as normal
in fact i find them mostly perfected
if you want a liberal hero you should maybe not ask him to defend trash
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