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tell bebop to vape all the oxygen

just you and me here scoots -blushes-

reposting for new thread:

5:04 PM - Bebop: do you think you can vape oxygen

-distress-

there's no need. the hard reality of the people here would make a more compelling story. understanding why the people who are still here, are still here.

oxygen is something you would need to get out of a vapor form to vaporize, tell him i said jews are supposed to be smart

Bebop says he bets u don't even know liquid oxygen exists

Why not make that a project, sounds compelling.

I vaped a ham once.

VapeHam

this is a uniquely compelling form of interaction. im imagining someone pitching it to me:
"yeah its like chat but slower, also you can post images"

...

lili gave me a cute manga and a ton of delicious cookies ^-^

he's too sweet~

Did I tell you it snowed here Sunday? All day. I'd have taken pictures but my phone was dead. It was really perfect.

i miss konosuba a lot, and now you remember how much you feel the saaaaame way

Ended up with pork rind lung.


Call me Smucker's, 'cause I'm jelly! It's kinda cool here today, but if you stand in the sun for a moment ya get hot.

Cute


That sounds haram

bebop is a basic bitch, you could condense oxygen into a solid with enough pressure

-wheels in the tea cart and hands u an edible oxygen cube crumpet-

i 8 even had my tea yet though

-leaves no tea for S4H because they are a whiny faggot-

Give T

-hands u liquid oxygen tea-

Enjoy ; ^ )

you guys are both v cute and sweet

No haram, no fowl.

ye he's pretty cute

Only thing fowl here is THE duckies on YT

imagine how soon we're going to be in our fourties

How can one even drink tea with socks for hands

Sounds like pretty floppy hands


-hands u p t-

You always say T is gross..

he's going to spill it everywhere and make our poor maid clean it up

be careful not to get sunburned.

Yeah, but whose pee?

i actually drink via absorbtion

i feel bad tho cause he had to drive an hour to meet me and my present for him hasn't even arrived yet ;w;

Tea is gross. I want a giant letter T.

T for what?

He can't resist it


All of our pee tea comes from locally sourced underaged boys


I guess you always have soggy hands for a while after drinking

T for titanium!


No thanks!

the way the gradient works it actually pulls the liquid and dries quite rapidly

Would you prefer middle aged man pee?

Evolution is crazy

I'm titanium

Well it'd have to be a very specific middle aged man.

Also define middle aged.

titanium dong

-opens up competitive stand across street from erio's pee stand, adds sign that says "sourced from non-local underaged girls"-

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you posers dont even go septic tank diving

How come lili met with Nezi but not me

am i not good enough

Wish wants to drink man piss

Old enough to have ERP'd more underage boys than we can possibly imagine

It is not Darwin's pee, no.

They live near each other

plus you are a grad A asshole, so

Nezi and Lili are having hard anal sex right now

Quack!


My face melted off and now I look like an old candle.

Ban and Scootaloo are having hard anal sex right now

2017 is crazy

Why didn't he admit to liking pee back when I was meme-ing about it? He left me to fight the pee battle on my own

Oh well it's his meme now


What specific middle aged man did you mean then??

can i use your wax to burn myself

-squeeeeeaks! and hurries after the tea cart!-

I put up decorations in hosue today... well, someone else did, i came from work and WOO TREE


I told him to bite the pillow, he didnt listen

They finally went to Hot Dog Heaven?

秘密

rippy ;; what did u get he? christmas gift?

Pee and Wish are having hard anal sex right now

I mean, there's a difference between being ironically autistic and being legitimately handicapped like you

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Coffee > Tea

fight me

yo whats up ?


I don't even know

yeah I got him a christmas gift but it's still shipping to my house


we got chicago style hot dogs, they were really good :3

loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.

you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.

it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?

maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.
but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.

i'm not reading past this sentence because it is too silly.

Cappuccino > Coffee > Tea

fight me


Yo 安心

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loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.

you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.

it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?

maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.

but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.

-looks at you, tears welling up in his eyes and a quiver to his lowe rlip-

please read it. it doesn't go away just because you pretend it doesn't exist.

loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.

you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.

it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?

maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.

but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.

i can't believe you sat there and thought typing that was a good fucking idea holy shit

loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.

you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.

it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?

maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.

but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.

Didn't know you were into binding until today

Kinky


Your computers teacher


I've been waiting for that meme to manifest


Nice

You're with him right now? Someone said so

I took an oath to do no haram.


What if mama and papa got home and said they had no clue where the tree came from, then someone screamed and the screen went black?

Fake news

Then i would be dead. And you happy.

stfu Neru

I dunno man, cappus are too thicc for my tastes


*kisses you*

your hot candle wax will keep me warm this wintry night

Why you gotta do this ?

Hes gonna pee in her butt

A wonderful, serious Imperial IPA not for the faint of heart (if you're gay ...move on. This one has "huevos" and will kick your ass .... pink and powdered or not :D ). It comes on strong, demands your attention, and will leave you breathless. It is what I consider the "PERFECT ....beer!!!!" Period. It is hoppy, true, but you cannot get a serious "non-beginner's beer" without SOME hoppiness. So if it is too hoppy ..."BOO-HOO". The beer is the closest to perfect I have been able to find. In fact, even their lower octane Fat Tire brew is almost close to being perfect. It is a magnificent effort, and I have some in my fridge right now. But Voodoo Ranger Imperial quaffs all comers ... defeats all challengers ... and is ...plainly ... as good as it gets.

How many people are there in the world who you'd actually let pee on you?


That would be legendary

do you only type what you think would be a good idea to type? seems a little dishonest.

Why are you cheating on Angel with Sonata?

no we just had lunch real quick
I'm home now and he'll be home soon

Sometimes being a faggot isn't an option.

do you only say what you think would be a good idea to say?

You know that's not true, you doofus. I'd only be happy if I was the killer tree, and I'm not a killer tree. I've never been a killer tree. I'll never be a killer tree. Nothing you can say will change that. Do I regret never having been a killer tree? It's hard to say. But I don't dwell on it and neither should you.


But it's gonna make you all crusty.

Yeah man

Killer

which animus poster is most likely a serial killer?

no you are definitely all the later variant, and there is no such thing as ironic autism, you are retarded for even suggesting it

oh yeah, jack

Titanium puss!

It's a harem you nerd, get it right

I mean if you're jealous I can always make room for one more

Because you're a woman.


Just a single person other than myself.

I'm already crusty.

I mean, not everyone spends 45minutes typing and shit.


But you are a killer queen, yas qwueen, slay


I would initially say kanra... But it would have to be me.

Lewd as heck.


Nobody wants to be in a harem.

It is because I am a classic sociopath.

How many more dates before u make a move


Totally


Sinni


So you have a crush on a specific middle aged guy and it's not Darwin

🤔

Eeeeeeew, haha, gross. :3


Brat-like agility
Dyno-Mite wiff a lazah breen

I can't believe you're deflecting harder than Genji

I have a boy penis


totally killer

exactly what I was thinking

BD never even thought to vape liquid oxygen and he thinks he's smart

...

...

I just meant I am a crass meany worn bitter by the winds of pain.

don't know what you were thinking of.

Well definite middle aged.

It's below 30 so :^)


But you also have girl parts.


It's true though!

-squeaks?-


0.o


-is not cheating! and hides behind you-

I have a female ballsack

Why are you fucking Soto then?


Me too

You're so fickle!


You're a crusty chicken pot pie.

i cant believe you didnt know everyone here is literally retarded

Don't ruin my dreams like that fam


^W^

So what if I am! Sue me!

crusty on the outside

but warm on the inside

and full of gravy

Mine is broke I think

i think about what would be smart/good to say and then i say the opposite because life is more entertaining like that

Sorry fam :3


Broke how?

Yeah stellar dude


Is it someone u know IRL


do u consider urself obsessed

Of course not, I know anyone irl :^)

is that why you want knotted cock in your mouth

+don't

You have teachers, though : ^ )

Imagine... Being DISINGENUOUS and faking a response to MAKE yourself look SMART.

Let's go on Judge Judy and get yelled at!


That sounds good right about now.

Oh tru, but still no

It's cute how u already have another crush

Hopefully he's not just some cheap rebound

;_; -isn't-


-does like tea an awful lot-

Why not just yell at my ballsack. Cut out the middlewoman.

psst

take a bite out of me.

of course, if loco chooses to just be shit, and ignore me when I ask him,

that doesn't mean he's not shit, it just means he knows he can get away with it.

when he looks in a mirror, he probably sees an insecure, artsy, funny, smart, cute person.

he won't for a second think he's made my life worse with his words.

but I'm being honest. he has made my life worse. you can say it's my fault for listening, but who here actually has the conviction and self-determination to ignore someone being shit to them? not sure how I'll get over this. but I've thought at length and very carefully about myself, and what others say about me. and there's plenty of unwarranted, hurtful shit that's thrown around with flimsy justifications.

in the end, I suppose it doesn't matter. I want to be a good person, and okay enough to get over low moments. but I think I've spent a little too much time playing the words of others over in my head. he could say he takes it all back, or some of it back, and it'd make things just a little easier to deal with. the fact he refuses to doesn't say much. but I don't know why he refuses to. he feels it'd be giving me what I want, so the more I want him to take back the things he's said, the more he doubles-down on the existing sht things he's said, and says new shit too with flimsy justifications.

tldr; someone said mean things to me over the internet, it made me feel really sad and especially confused, and that person still exists , and idk how to deal

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no thats because asphyxiation is hot

Why don't you ever post a pic where you can see the pussy

Be like Loodz and post the good stuff

It's still the same one though..

wE SHOULD FUCK AND MAKE HIM JEALOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Its looks and feels male but its female


Stellar lotus

jesus christ, im pretty sure bite reflex would kick in at that point

no wait not taking this any farther

Because I try to keep my nudity tasteful :^)


Well yeah, you're a girl after all.

You really wanna be talkin' like that when Jesus comes back?


What could go wrong?

Who indeed, so I'm filtering you. So please stop posting these because I won't see them anyway.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nothing about you is tasteful

Yes. because I no longer want to exist in this universe and being sent to the nether would be a relief.

😏


What kind of meme remix is this


I thought you broke up


Radical railroad

...

I could die. But, you could get savory pie.

Go for it.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jk tho I'd still kiss you even if you taste like acid reflux

because of how you talk about him, I feel I have to be extra clear when I make my points.

I don't hate him. I don't hate his entire being. I don't even really know who he is.

given what I do know, I think he feels that he's doing the right thing by saying cleverly shit things to me.

I think he enjoys how he can make other people feel worse, and because it's Kanra, he gives himself a free pass.

you being vague and constantly vicious towards him diminishes anything I have to say by comparison, and I don't like that.

Gross

Space trailerking

Sup y'all?

the ultimate WishMix

Yeah, this place is pretty effed up. But Christmas trees are nice.


Isn't that cannonballism?

-headtilts- o.o

Just have other guys pee on you until you forget him


Penile peninsula


Hey, how're you? ^^


Nice

I think two-thirds of that was pony stuff though

...

i think it's vore

That's not what I was getting at.

Hihi Erio~

I'm good. Post-work schmokan'

Whatchu up to? Thanks again for the folder link btw^^

It's thursday lewd

dude you're really asking if you think I can keep this up

knot my thrussy daddy

PICS OF XMAS TREE

...

bye tho

fopr the record, THE BEATLES SUCK

you'd get people called on you for doing bad things to animals tho

i iii ii i ii i am home ^-^

Reminder, hating loco is natural

...

...

thank you for cookies and cute manga book c:

peanut butter cookie was the best :3

...

Do u enjoy acting confused


Oh, you got back together already

Everything going alright?


Smoking weed and shitposting

I think it's time to open my windows again and bring some more cold air into the room

And no problem ^^


I'm just typing what comes to mind because back in my day in like 2011 we just kept replying to people and didn't stop so basically I'm conditioned to not drop any convos most of the time


Bye precious piss kitten


Had a good time?

This is how Goggles and Dags fish

i hope there was sperm baked into those cookies

oooo peanut butter. good choice !! (my personal favorites are the christmas frosted onws ^_~)

lemme know what u think of the MANGA !!! it looks fun


yeah it was really tasty chicago dog yum yum i can still taste it


ewwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

not in like,
alabama or something
i know there's a state u can fuck animals in

I could do that for a long time

That's only if you get off to it.

Tasty weiners are great

I personally like a nice big kraut weiner

Cya loserrrr

there's actually a lot of states you can fuck animals in, i know this because it was famously more legal than gay marriage only recently

I can until I get distracted by something and leave the thread altogether

...

-IS confused- :

ex dee


it's pretty silly so far, I'll let you know how it was when I'm done ~

Done plenty of research on the subject? : ^ )


What's your Discord then

I honestly still think that the only reason he is the way he is to me, is because I deserve it. at least I know that he genuinely thinks I deserve it, and I don't think he thinks he's doing anything wrong. if he knows he's doing something wrong, and he knows the effects of his words, then I can have the conviction of knowing he set out to make my life worse, and that actually makes him much easier to deal with. but for now, he's playing dumb, and I have to make sure I'm not.

i just like chicago dog and then also ketchup by itself

vore it is then

famously, more legal

OKIE DONK

How long will that take ?

I dunno dear. Its complicated.

Scoob, I'll get ya one when I get home. But don't be mad, 'cause we didn't put up a big tree this year. Just a tiny tabletop one.


How did we get here?

Sonata_Blue#3600

nah, I'll give one last sincere attempt. later.

All roads lead to fetishism in my brain. I'm sorry.

Look. That aint gonna make me mad,.
xmas tree is xmas tree
i love christmas
almost as much as I love crossdressing twinks

Sabby~

whichmst clip

It's ok. I'm going to have some nice peppermint tea. Would you like some?


Hawt.


Hi Maddie! What'cha doin'?

Especially if they are reading this

Chili dogs are great imo

(There's no pun in this one; it's just an opinion (though the other one was a real opinion too))


This is the first I've heard of that, but I'm not a dogcock enthusiast, so...


That's unpredictable


People need to get better at analyzing the literature that is my posts

Nothin much. Waiting for my roomie to get out of work cause I had the car today so I have to scoop him.

How have you been?

I DONT like chili :(

yes please. And then pour it over my hand and tell me I deserve to be punished.

Or in a cup is fine too.


am not

Chili dogs are for going fast tho

scoot im taking away your sociopath card

Why not?

giant.gfycat.com/AnnualGloriousHylaeosaurus.webm

see

the

WHY NOT

part

🤠


I liked chili dogs before I knew Sonic said it was cool

At least I think so

There's a great chili dog place downtown here; idk how young I was the first time I went to it


Lewd

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=89

lmao 89

that's stupid

-compiles your posts into a single volume and writes a forward about his analytical method, mostly consisting of various squeaks and drawings of tea and kitties in blue crayon-

...

I am going to start reading psychology and then I can be the BIGGEST boi here

Ooo lala!


Uh oh. How long are you stuck there?
I've been mostly ok, except I can't seem to sleep very well. But I've been having really weird and interesting dreams when I do get some sleep, so there's that. In one dream, I was in this giant chopstick shop trying to find the perfect pair. It was incredibly vivid.


Balance the cup on your head while I pour it! :D

Then ur ID is stupid


I was really allergic to cats when I was younger but I think the allergy may have gone away, cause I didn't really have problems with playing with stray cats in Beijing

Though I seem to get itchy where they lick me


-huggu-


Some psychological manipulation is fine, but keep it classy, keep it sexy

I know this kinda thing is your Jam.
Also, what would you like for Christmas

For getting nudes? Damn right.

Oh, no, I'm at home haha.

That's too bad :( But dreams like that are always fun I guess haha.

Glad you're doing well Sabs _

How's your progress on getting Liliana nudes?


-hugs warmly- :3

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...

my hair is too poofy this isn't a fair thing to ask of me

Now the whole trinity of my main avatars is here

How u


I'm so high the cold air feels like velvet sex on my body

my hai gets super poofy when its longer and theres nothing i can do about it

hair*

omg .//.

I love velvet. I have a velvet hoody lol

Woah, that is too lewd!

I want a warm nap. I'm not even joking.


Oooh, cool. I thought maybe you were sittin' in some cold lobby waiting for the roomie. I'm glad you're comfy at home. Also, ILU!


Balance on the sole of one foot. You may choose the foot. Didi mao!

-warns you that what you are allergic to is not their dander, like most people think. It's the proteins on their fur from their saliva. Short hair cats have less of this and tend to shed less so you would have a lesser reaction to them. Unfortunately, these proteins inevitably build up in your house. Has lived with cats all his life and gets welts where they lick him, too-

Don't say that if you don't mean it, b-baka~

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lil do you wanna know what your gift is or do you want it to be a secret? :3

I had a warm nap, after a lavender oil bath. Was pretty much the best.

that's easy because of my huge ballet dancer feet.

Did you know Audrey Hepburn had big feet too? Makes you wonder.

I doubt that, prove it. Do not throw shade at bae

Cute :3

Sounds really comfy


Smart move


Makes sense, I guess why that's why the itchy from licks is so potent


I don't even recall that image

Idk if I ever posted it lol

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

up to you ?
or

leave it up to chance

roll a 2 sided die and if its 1 you tell me 2 you dont tell me

It's very comfy but not warm at all lol

I get excited when I get to see you and talk at you, which is why you have to suffer through reading about my stupid dreams. :D


Scoob, that's a really cute picture of her. My goodness.


You know what they say about a woman with big feet.
She's substitute Spanish teach of the year.

FLip a coin, like bebop

Well. Kristen is pretty damn pretty

im going to the movies tonight

Let's talk more often then silly.

I quite enjoy hearing about your dreams.

so I can get a job teaching if I dress as a woman?

K I R S T E N

...

THOSE ARENT LARGEe

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dunst?

Bebop is cool but he made a big mistake

The world wasn't ready for Alice's radiance


Just wear it underneath a warm hoody then


What movie?

Literally, you queer mongs fuck off

kristen....

She is love
she is life

That defeats the purpose of being stylish with a velvet hoody

I was only thinking of being comfy as the purpose of a velvet hoody

they're bigger than her head

the world premiere of episode 8

I agree, but that particular picture is extra cute.
Sorry if that's weird.


Then I'll try to have more of them so I can bombard you with messages. I find that I have the weirdest ones when I take melatonin or eat spicy food right before bed. I'll make a spicy meletonin burrito!

Also, what's this I hear about a velvet hoodie?!


They'll just hand you a classroom.

-wants to go too, and tries to stow away in your backpack-

i'm down for it

Er, stfu loco. You are being an idiot. Again. They aren't. stop pushing this god damned fucking leftist propaganda


Why would it be weird?

-wonders what film sonata is into...-

;~; if only u could.

nothing weird about being gay sabs

IF YOU WERE A MOVIE, WHAT MOVIE WOULD YOU BE?

What movie?

I would be "The Room" because I am a hot pile of endearing trash

Castaway

tsk tsk~


That sounds like a dank burrito for sure. All about that Fire sauce from T.bell haha

I have one. It's comfy but not warm.

Dogtooth.

Dog?

ruh-roow

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogtooth_(film)

Honestly one of my favorite movies.

-likes funny movies- :3


-sneaks in candies too! Doesn't pay movie theater prices.-

Riggers, Raggy.


Is there sex?

Can you believe dog fucking in scooby doo is canon?

disgusting

...

Yes. But not with dogs.
Or their teeth.

rodger rabbit

:O
woah! what a rebel

Rolled 2 (1d2)

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*Roger Rabbit

Well shit.

You can wear your hair up with a smart blouse and tight pencil skirt with heels. That's what teachers typically wear, if late 90s pop punk music videos are accurate.


I dunno. It just seems silly.


I wish I could take you to my favorite taco place here. You'd fall in love with the green sauce. It's particularly great on breakfast tacos.

get a load of the SIZE of audrey's FEET

...i like pencil skirts.

glasses?

Okay. Sure.

there we go u must keep secret


pencil skirts might be worst skirts tO BE EH ONEST

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If I were a movie, I'd be Under Siege 2! Chooo chooo!


Naturally! And a pencil in your hair.


Mhm!

Yep. Enlightening. Cheers. What are you doing?

I LOVE VERDE SAUCE :o

We still need to go shopping yo

i want it

:3

I'm waitin' for some stupid lousy ol' dumb files to upload so I can get the heck outta here. How about you, dear?


I almost bought some painfully adorable shoes last weekend, but I decided to wait until after Christmas and see if they're on sale. Adulting my life to pieces.


I'm trying to imagine a school in which the teachers dress all slutty. All my teachers were either coaches who wore gym clothes in class or classy baptist ladies who dressed like they were going to church.

BotW has been pretty great so far.

It was fun, but I'm not sure I would say I was really engaged when I played it.

I hear ya. I'm throwing so much into my savings that I'm like living poor just to save at this point.

pic related. me.

A. that's a nice fantasy.
B. my school was a little like that. not sluts, but skinny jeans or shoulderless shirts, boots with heels, nice purses. etc.

It's just...fun. It's the first Zelda game since Majora's Mask I felt inclined to just dick around and do everything I stumble upon. The combat is weirdly deep but all I do is Dark Souls everything with dodges/flurries and parries.

Time for bed. Later.
That Wednesday Feeling.
Aslong as work isnt being a grouch.

how much have you saved? :3

Are you saving for the snip snip?

It was fun, but like.
The fun was just dicking around.

Anything related to the dungeons or shrines felt so tedious and repetitive. The world was nice, but I wish they did the dungeons more like the castle.

Though even when I did that I felt little to no inclination to explore for swords and shit aside from the one shield because zero item permanence.

We're hibernating until all the cute shit goes on sale.


Sometimes I wished I could go to a school with cute uniforms. The Catholic school in town made girls wear khakis though. :P


Scoooob! (hug)
Have a great night, ok?

None of your business.

Also, not enough lol


Lots of things at this juncture, unfortunately.

lmao so true. after crimbas sales are so dank

we had to wear little navy sweaters and blue shirts with nice trousers when I was in catholic school in ireland.

it was terrible.

...

these skirts are so expensive and i spent all my christmas money on my family

fuck

Tis better to be rich with time than poor with money.

I tried a skirt on once.
Was nice.

I haven't done anything related to the castle yet.
I've finished three Divine Beasts. After the Gerudo (the second Beast I did) said that the sword was left in a forest, I tracked that fucked down. I haven't used any online resource or tips for anything and managed to find full suits like the Barbarian, Rubber, Climber, and Zora just by exploring. I found the teleporter and a few of the other DLC items already by the same way: just roaming and seeing what areas looked promising on the map. I think I'm at 70 something Shrines completed.

It's just been refreshing for some reason.
I'll probably try Super Mario Odyssey once I've finished everything here.


Don't go full Chris-chan with it, at least.

Huh?

Maddie! I'm leaving for now so I can get outta here before they give me more work to do. Please drive safe when you go pick up your roomie and get home ok. I'll pester you again soon! ♥

Bep, I gotta go. I wish you luck on your skirt odyssey! If you're still around later, I'll bug you more!

I just wish we had a wider variety of shit to fight.
There's a good lot already, but moblins got fucking annoying after a while, and there was just a lot of empty space.

I don't know. I feel like while it was a good game it wasn't game of the year.

Self-surgery.

byee

Loco wears skirts?

Why dony you wear slim/tight fit jeans like a cute boi instead?

I can agree with that.
It had the Wind Waker problem where it was easily a 9 but some of the design eccentricities end up marring it.

I wholeheartedly agree that there needed to be dungeons and actual bosses that were fought with something other than "use the sword, bow, or magnetic power to fight". The strongest enemies to fight just are painfully easy with Dark Souls-y fighting of just dodging for flurries.

-holds out a box of candy to you-

Nah, I'm good with that lol


hi

sup bby

The game just tried to be more than it needed to be.
Making a ton of systems but refining none.

Dowsing was stupiud because anything worth finding was in set locations like the hardy durians so you didn't need to use the function.

The slate was awkward to use in most situations.

Cook was nice, but you can just ham fist anything into your face and power through literally any fight that doesn't one hit kill you. Should have limited the amount you can eat. Like make Link full after a bit.

Ganon was kind of lack luster as well.
The blights and his end fight.

nm nm

how's you? i missed you

Tight pants are somehow gayer than a skirt.

i don't like showing off my body in public

skirts are for private

Pretty good just been working and having fun
My bday is coming up

Im getting old


lemme see


Guess im gay

Nah nah, you're just gayer than a guy in a skirt.

-curls up in Luka's backpack and goes to sleep for the night-

*eats*

*pat pat* nini

What movie?

world premiere of episode 8

I haven't fought him and have avoided spoilers for the most part.

You don't even need to think when cooking; just spam five of the same ingredient and you would make a +3 whatever food item or just five Durians for +23 hearts for some reason.

Yuck

You've literally fucked dudes.

[stop bully]

...

Oh shit you're right

Nah dude, they were naked when we were boning

Oh, well, ignore my ironic comments then.

Star Wars Episode 8: Episode 5 v2

????

I'm saying they're not doing anything new and original, and just rehashing the other movies
Episode 7 was entirely rehashed elements of episode 4

It was kind of a half baked system.

w/e
to me it's a brand new movie they took the time to make.

you're just a debbie downer, a party pooper.

Yes, why expect a new story with a franchise when they can just re-purpose it and sell it to anyone that feel a regurgitated story just as good as the first time.

episode vii is bad
bvs was good
vote trump

I have been called that many times

BVS?

Batman v Superman

The sheer amount of thought put into how you can freeze/cook items on the ground with fire/ice even if it's not at a pot.

Then just sort of just going "yeah, just throw all the same shit in the pot for the best effects".
Like the random dishes you can make like chowder and cakes that there's legitimately no reason to make.

Didn't watch it

Good.

How dare you not like the putrefied remains of George Lucas's smega.

I still liked making pies though.
I don't know why.

It's Didneys dickcheese now nigger

...

Watch the n-words; we have African-American posters and racism isn't allowed here.


I like making risotto and shit for reason I'm unsure of.
I don't like just throwing five of the same mushrooms/fish/fruit into the pan for some reason.

Neko's the only black kid here, and he says nigger way more than me.

...

:)

people who criticise force awakens for pastiches piss me off because they think they have an understanding of what makes the story work when what they're doing is showing their ignorance by confusing a superficial element for something that's important

it's smugness from being too dumb to know you're wrong

The Force Awakens is just politically correct A New Hope with callbacks to sell merchandise.

It's the same story nigga.

Fake rewards feeling.

My Link is a gourmet chef, not some plebeian that eats toasted bugs and nothing but durian.

...

It's shit

The reverse podracer guy was the best.

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a new hope is a story about a boy without a home finding his home

force awakens is a story about girl without a home finding her home while a boy who has a false home finds his real home while a man who abandoned his home returns to his original home while another boy rejects his real home in favour of a false one

everything that doesn't directly relate to that can be swapped out of the movie without consequence. the similarities are surface level and it makes as much sense to be upset about is as it does to say two things are the same because they come in similar packaging.