♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Estrogen in the Water Supply Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Estrogen in the Water Supply Edition
unholy resurrection of The Rager edition
I'm eating dinner and it's pretty good, you?
I like your folder concept.
drinker of water
devourer of food
Other guys I work with are all sick so now I have to be on call another week in a row.
I wish this wasn't fur.
Welcome to new Holla Forums
Are you a paramedic or something?
The ass looks smooth enough~
fur you say?
How did the camera man hold his breath that long to record finding nemo ?
He was a wizard.
Nah, just emergency related.
It's not great
GoPros attached to well-trained seahorses. Do you even director's commentary?
I didn't sign up for this.
But then you get to the tail.
That I am ok.
Well, such is the life of a fireman.
Why are they all out for a week?
What's wrong with tails?
Nah, I go in after they do.
I need a mind condom because i'm being mind fucked.
Furry porn has been around pretty much the whole time the animus community has existed
Originally it was mainly because of Scales
Legit hate furries. Please die
You just have to get it and pass the buck to the next man.
I just caught a cold as well.
If you're the one getting fucked don't they need the condoms
Rude my dude
It seems the alcohol in my body deters any harmful germs from infesting me
at least another month or two for meds
I need a cum catcher for myself.
I am no such thing.
Also me too
i've no clue what i'm doing really
Should you be drinking when you're on call?
I'm told that sissies aren't allowed to cum
I am also that exact cat
Then compliment my furry porn dude
I love it! ♥
Best day ever!
Just an alcoholic, and wish I was drunk.
That's not even a cat though????
GOOD THING I'M NOT ONE.
Burn something :3
you don't love it, it's terrible
i will make a better one
This thing dropped from the mog king
Back up to 2 mil soon :3
Don't worry man, I'll drink enough for the both of us.
Then you're rude
No dude, I'm the cat you posted
The streets tell something more colorful.
Just farm moggle.
I didm't post a cat!
i know, i just like humoring the people who complain about it
this community was built around porn and lewd and no one can convince me otherwise
It was mainly built on a pissing contest but yeah kind of I guess
What's this meme
I can't do it alone!
Also give me songs like this that are nice to grind PoE to~
I was lying.
I don't drink at all, like once every two months
That thing surely looked like a cat to me.
Scub, why can't you accept Blub Blub's blub lub?
Aw, I do love it. But if you wanna do another, I won't object. :D
Oh hey, Makuramoto ni Ghost.
Literally anything here:
I can assure you it was human.
The best kind of lewd.
If we are peeing on people I want to pee on Emma.
but that's only your second choice, right?
I want to be pee'd on by next poster
Maybe like 5th.
I don't know, pee is hot sometimes but I don't know if I'd call it THE BEST :3
Maybe you're more of a pee enthusiast than I am
It's open season
Becasue day ruined
It's not uncommon that the streets do that, honestly.
Understandable, have a nice day.
Then what was up with the furry ears
pretty reasonable imo
I'll trust you and hit play all :3
Dogs have that territory-marking instinct
I imagine Squash wants to pee on a large variety of people
actually, i may stay on this guy a little bit
it's been a long time since i've done a painting in photoshop and playing around with it is fun
pee is hot sometimes
I think it's generally always pretty warm.
I want to poop on you because you're special.
I'm pretty sure that's cats that do that
Scoot, I blub you.
Actually I don't like the idea of actually peeing on people.
You know what I meant :3
The world is nothing but a mechanical chaos of casual piss domination
I was wearing my headphones for too long I think, so now my head hurts a bit.
I kind of want to play osu! though....
How about you?
I don't believe you or in you
Do you just not want me to be that cat?
Are you keeping up with TG?
I can't pee when people are watching me
Aw, don't you have speakers? ^^
I'm pretty good; hopefully I'll be able to stay up later tonight cause I ate energy graham crackers
That's why you're a sub
I forgot to keep reading after Juzo fake died
Yay! I was an inspiration!
Don't do eeeeeeeeet
I know you can't see them, but I assure you there are human ears under her hair.
How do those two things relate?
When did he fake die?
just before he got the fancy living armor
you're always inspiring
Well I do, but blasting weeb music on speakers & focusing on rhythm is bad idea :^)
When did you sleep yesterday? I thought it was supposed to be all-nighter.
oh it got active while i was gone
That has always bothered me about nekos
Having two pairs of ears
I'm sure it's pretty... EERIE... to look upon.
I feel like that's like a year ago.
I breathe life
Ride or die
Kill or be killed
Pee or get peed on
It's a doggy dog world
You're embarrassed about your weeb music? ^^
I fell asleep at like 6pm I think
It's hard to stay awake while also being high out of your mind
But as of now I don't feel sleepy, so I'm making progress at least
I did not ever imply I want to be peed on!
PLEASE CEASE THIS BEHAVIOUR AT ONCE
I mean, yeah, kind of.
So just don't get high out of your mind.
I like to alternate between being a normal person and freak hermit who doesn't do anything
I don't know if I implied I want to be peed on, but I want to be peed on.
It's not a matter of wanting
I'm just telling you how the world works
That's normal :3
Don't you have like, earbuds you could use? Since your head's sore from the headphones
And it's too late to not get high out of my mind, but things are working out anyway
he's embarrassed about blasting weeb music
Nothing wrong with weeb music being played loudly
You have to understand Wish is a cute shy boy
I could but I probably won't for a couple more posts.
So which man are you right now?
Well I can't remember a time when I've ever been peed on, so I must be doing the pissing.
Yeah, I do. They're all the way upstairs though...
How much money do you spend on weed in a month?
You have to understand I am a cute shy boy.
You got me fucked up with that shit
You're such a bully.
Come voice with Ian and me tonight :^)
You still haven't even washed Darwin's pee off of you
Pretty worth it imo
I'm actually kind of down
I need to buy beer though
Forever and always.
That doesn't sound worth it at all!
Understandable, I get you 100%
I wish I was. You like bullies.
He won't let me.
Basically, I just post stuff I download from Pixiv
Cute lazy cat
How doesn't it? $130 to be high the vast majority of the time
Pretty good deal
I wonder if he'd corroborate this or if you just choose to not wash the pee off
going to have to stop here for the night
Man some chick who likes me is so fucking clingy but I can't stand her
I've already rejected her but she keeps being clingy and following me everywhere
It's gotten to the point where I just get triggered and say some really mean stuff to her and she leaves me alone for like an hr then goes back to doing it
I wanna hit her but I know I shouldn't hit women
Im gonna punch you
I'M ONLY TELLING YOU WHAT THE STREETS TELL ME
THEY SPEAK TO ME
That's between me and him, sir.
And the videotapes
You're too kind.
I hope work was kind.
Nope! Ain't clickin' that! I don't wanna see someone vomiting up a bowl of wieners or something.
Scoob, I feel his pain. It's always freezing in here 'cause of the equipment.
I don't know where we're going with this.
I'm not a cat, you're a cat!
Because drugs are bad!
You can't hit a girl though~!
You talk to asphalt?
I'm gonna start calling you Michelle lmao
Both of you are just as annoying lmao :^)
Not every street is made of asphalt though.
But yes, actually.
Sounds terrible alround to be fair.
it was fine, just. leaving home at 9 and not getting in until 8. i need more hours in the day.
His defense system has probably alerted him that his name was mentioned so the fact that he's not denying it yet is suspicious
How are things? ^^ I'm glad it's night now, fuck the sun
We can both be cats
And idk, they feel pretty good
We got there pretty quickly at least
Don't rack your brain too hard my dude
It's just pee
Good! Gotta go to work tonight :C
George wont watch anime with me :CCC
How are things on the flipside?
We're somewhere, currently
Ask Ian about her when you guys mic
He's met her unfortunately lmao
You didn't go with the dicks, I see. Sad.
Do you talk to all sorts of different kinds?
I don't want to be a cat!
Oh, I didn't realize we could be at two places at once
I'm just shitposting
It's just a prank, bro
Watch it with someone else then ^^
Pretty good; hopefully I'll be able to stay up many more hours and become nocturnal again
Do you have swangas on your car ?
That's a cat girl though!
You are a disappointment.
Hey. Not staying though.
Fine, you're a cat girl
:C I have no one else
do your best!! Night time is the best time
I highly doubt you can do anything to change it.
No, I want to be a boy.
I am SUPER lonely so yeah. I'm like Eliza Thornberry my dude.
Shitpost me harder daddy
What like, truck nuts?
hey wish, swap genitals with me?
Have a nice day.
Maybe that's why Darwin likes you so much.
So we'd have eachother's dick?
Darwin likes Eliza Thornberry?
yeah i'm okay with that as well
not that i'm gay or anything but i like the idea of holding another man's cock in my hand and teasing it and stroking it
I would but it seems like too much of a time/focus commitment right now, so instead, I offer you Lloyd
Yeah, I should be able to get back to full nocturnal habits tomorrow night if not tonight ^^
Doing it gradually is easier
A cute cat boy? ^^
Why would u put ur cock on that alien tongue
You'd probably get space STDs
Sorry. I'll say hi when I get back.
I'll be in bed in about 3 hours.
Night if I don't see you.
Yeah, he's member no. 1 of her official fanclub.
That sounds pretty gay tbh.
yes i do i wanna pee on you
drip drip drip
it would only be gay if i sucked it
A pretty girly cat boy, though
Don't offer me to anyone pls
Also Smolder's a pure girl she purges all disease with her holy inner fire
Oh there's a character in that show named Darwin ins't there
Haha good one
Speaking of bed
Good night forever
The good news is that it's nice to be in here in the summer. :D
I know how you feel. I've been here since before dawn. I'm hoping to leave soon. Stay strong, Beppo!
My day is over tho
My voice is deeper than Subtle's though :^)
Yeah, her pet monkey~
Not for 20 minutes!
all the talk about pee in this thread must be making erio happy
I'm sure glad at the end of Star Wars the Last Jedi, Luke is killed by a time paradox because he had force speed.
Sounds it, later
aw, i'm sorry.
that drawing is up there. i'm calling it a night and relaxing a little before bed.
all the talk about pee in this thread must be making
erio wish happy
That's pretty gay tbh
What do you want me to do, smoke 10 packs a day? :c
it's not gay if it's hot
is ok you make a good twink
It's 00:42 AM :3
Also cute image
im going back and watching the teen gohan vs cell fight
6 hours wtf
What about this one?
California is pretty gay though.
sorry was gettin chili
nah lloyd is mean :CC
and ye, I fucked my sleep schedule so hopefully work will help
can I have a hug please?
This client is just going to watch anime with you
And maybe she has bacteria that are beneficial to her alien body, so to her, they're not diseases that get purged, even though if you come into contact with them, you get super AIDS
I haven't heard his voice but it's probably femmy
Idk if u noticed but I've passed that meme on to Wish
Not that there's anything wrong with it
I'm just generous
Only have beer
subtle sounds like a queer and i find him disgusting
Look what you started
Man, you're quite a guy.
Or maybe they're bacteria that will make me a superman.
Mine's the opposite though.
It fits him perfectly, no?
We have 6 hour difference?
Pretty good too. Nice butt.
Did the monkey have an extreme foot fetish
Didn't you just wake up a bit ago? If you're only asleep during the day, your sleep habits are correct ^^
Are you okay? You're posting a lot of sad faces
I guess u should put your cock into the first alien life we come into contact with, then
Where's the proof?
Løøds Denmark 12/11/17 (Mon) 18:48:16
She's like 12 pedo
Yeah, and a British accent.
I like sleep & wake up all throughout the day and it kinda depends on whether or not I can make it the entire night.
ye, I'm bad at posting so I just pic stuff that looks cute or w/e
I mean I was on voice with twink earlier and if my headache doesn't kill me sooner then I'll do it again with Ian tonight :^)
Most recent ep of the imouto anime was pretty enjoyable
The one before that was fucking retarded
The ending was so sweet
Yup sounds like our guy
I plan to dude.
Aliens are hot as shit
Especially predator. With the mask on.
Especially predator. With the mask on.
Isn't it anoither magical girl who is 600 years old? I just assume that with all the lolis you post
Besides, you'd say the same, perv.
Loco knows what I'm talking about
I guess it makes sense that sleeping during the day would be hard for some people
You'll probably get better at it as you get used to it :3
I meant the emoticons too; just checking ^^
I can't stop thinking of your voice as feminine until there's a vocaroo ^^
Actual aliens would probably look pretty weird in ways we haven't imagined
The ending was so sweet
Where he gave his dad the cold shoulder?
His attire matches perfectly too.
Illya lives as a normal 10-year-old girl with her family in Fuyuki City, not knowing her true nature as a Grail conduit.
Turns out she's actually 10.
oh, those are just habit QQ, I don't know what emotes I post anymore they just come out like little tics
and yee, eventually we'll be true night owls
I'm down for that. I'm into weird looking shit
I know nothing of his dress.
here's hoping they have vaginas at the very least
Ah ^^ -pets your hair-
I'm pretty used to sleeping in the day; morning tends to make me sleepy after being wide awake all night
Ruka kind of shit?
I'm probably gonna start knocking back sleep pills to get over the hump, until my schedule fixes itself into what it's suppose to be
are you ok?
more bad news today about health problems
just wanna go back to normal
yee, got chili and I'm gonna nap before work.
How are you doin, friendo?
Nah I can do without em.
No I think my weird is at least somewhat palatable.
Cover your windows completely so no light gets in
I should really work out a way of doing that for mine
Hopefully it'll get better soon ^^
Idk, diving dick first into the orifice of an unimaginably strange alien creature seems pretty weird and suggests a lack of healthy self-preservation instinct
I need more games to play other than LoL and DS3.
couple more months at least :\
The lil sis who was all triggered about how shit her onii-chans VN anime adaption was
It was after the ED I think
The whole episode at first was pretty autistic about animal dicks at the zoo for like half the ep then it got all dark with the family drama lol
But yeah the cold shoulder part was brutal
That part hit me hard cause Ive done that before lmao
I mean I'd make friends with the alien first.
I'm a trained diplomat
Take them to the grand canyon and shit you dig
Doctors sometimes overestimate; maybe it can be over sooner if you do all the things you need to do to get better really well ^^
Tentacle dragon plant fungus fish from space have no interest in such things
mayb, my shitty curtain does the job for the most part
Sorry to hear that :(
I hope you feel better soon
something something current meme something
I want ZERO light
You just picked a bunch of things that don't fit
I'm pretty sure aliens have some kind of fitting bodies to their environments like we do they're not total nonsensical freaks most likely
no I literally can't get an appointment until january and it will take time for the meds to start working, and that's AFTER insurance HOPEFULLY approves it
I'm literally so fucked
hope you have a good shift. where do you work?
Oh rip. I hear the police sirens already
BD we still need to plat that dice game.
What's another few weeks of pain?
They probably wouldn't exactly be any of those things cause they'd be from an entirely different evolution tree from the one where plants/animals/fungi etc. formed
They might not even be carbon-based
Maybe we should just let BD shitpost about this now
What's the problem exactly?
i have arthritis
January isn't more than a month away.
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Loco post thighs
someone post my tights picture for the man
no telling what alien life could be like
my appointment is over a month and it will take a week or two for the insurance approval, which is not guaranteed, and then it will take more weeks for the meds to work
so 2 months minimum
the sword girl was only good for healing my ice spear girl she took too much dmg from everyone else otherwise.
yours is really good
just keep her out of range of things
shes not a front line unit
or.... do i have a red sword girl???
So, I was doing some thinking, and you know what? It's not Gohan's fault cell exploded and killed Goku, it's all of their fault's, or at least anyone stronger than second level cell.
They had more than enough time to jump in and intervene with Gohan's lack of experience and raised levels of aggression from ascended saiyan, but instead Goku, Trunks, Vegeta, ALL senzu'd up, just sit there and watch Gohan be a shithead.
why did they ruin Tien?
i dunno, just too many characters to keep that strong i guess
Tien was a dragonball character, best to accept that, he's a DBZ side character at best
everybody got the toriyama handjob
everyone except tien
i mean true. a lot of the other characters had good moments, but Tien's bit woth second form cell was pretty damn funny in the abridged
where are the tights
Oh I'll give you something tight
my pants are tight
Dirty little Canadian.
I'm clean though.
Yeah? A tightly wrapped gift?
A thing that automatically ties your shoes.
the only tightly gift i want should be a feminine boy wrapped in colorful clothes belonging to the opposite gender but still maintain many of their boy mannerisms in regular situations
Welcome back, love~!
I miss anything?
That's not bad. Is that cat gril part of the gift or is that all for yourself?
The people I gave a shit to talk to left so I did as well. I don't know what went on.
I know but still.
Who are you?
All for me.
Ahh. Yeah I doubt it was anything.
A nobody. Also nothing.
Guess I cannot complain.
waiting for dinner, woke up an hour ago because my sleep is messed up. You?
It rarely is.
Talking to James on Discord and chilling.
You woke up an hour ago? It is 7 pm! Geez, ghost!
Every once in awhile, but it is a blue moon.
Aren't you like, boning 5 people irl anyways?
Nothing exciting has happened here in days.
I wish. Exams has been boning me, if anything.
Are you at least having a good time with the whole thing?
Loodz do you often have one night stands with chicks?
Would explain his namesake
It's been alright, handed in the last assignment today so for the next 2-3 weeks I'll be a complete degen and do nothing productive :3
I've done it a few times, but I'm terrible at it and I don't enjoy it all that much either.
I'll be a complete degen
That's different than usual?
You seem like the kind of person who can talk to chicks and you probably are handsome enough.
What don't you enjoy about it?
The fact that you just fuck and never talk again or are you one of those faggots that want an actual relationship lol
I imagine Loodz to actually be pure irl
Usually I have a handful of responsibilities
I don't dig the whole stranger thing. Sex really is more fun with someone you know. I guess I can't enjoy myself when I can't be sure I'm making the other part satisfied? I dunno, I got some weird kinks
I'm a pretty average dude btw. Tall af though, which is a plus.
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