Warm, cozy, gay thread
Forget the rest. It's Emma/Ian OTP.
Warm, cozy, gay thread
Forget the rest. It's Emma/Ian OTP.
The Star Wars sequels are as bad as the prequels.
The prequels were good
They gave us Jar Jar
Jar Jar wasn't any worse than the Ewoks.
I come bearing gifts:
full set of cg screens from the konosuba dating game, largely lewd but not porn.
Jar Jar was amazing
It's time to go
Nah jk dude cool set
i figured someone would want them
Yes the story of a droid carrying sensitive information finding itself on a desert planet followed shortly by a black clothed force user wearing a mask and using a red lightsaber to gather rebels to find information regarding said plan and having storm troopers destroy a small desert settlement and a lonely force using desert dweller who dreams of more and an old warrior who briefly explains the force to a new generation followed by the Millenium Falcon getting them off the desert planet an officer who somehow has more power than the magic wielding laser sword using magician followed by a dark supreme evil pulling strings from the background followed by Han Solo fucking up another arrangement so the party he fucks over attempts to kill him followed by a cantina with various races and species drinking followed by a moment when one of the heroes abandons the fight as a self-preservation measure, but eventually returns and then the giant world destroying sphere that shoots lasers (It's bigger and shoots red lasers so that means it's different!) And then in a forest world there's a rebel base where everyone meets after they get off the aluminum falcon and then the surrogate father figure is cut down by someone previously close to him, who has turned to the dark side while the hero watches helplessly and then the coordinated aerial attack on the massive spherical weapon that’s monitored from a control room by Leia to destroy the giant spherical superweapon by flying x-wings down a trench to hit the vulnerability in the design of said superweapon and then a massive explosion that gives the rebels a major victory but likely allows the Force-sensitive, masked, and darkly clothed antagonist to survive to fight another day.
Yep doesn't sound the fucking same at all.
i feel like im getting spoiled here
Do you just like time when I get back from work or what?
Yes, I do
KonoSuba is shit.
I feel like Loco is typing up a Kanra-esque post about not having IQs high enough to fold 9 dimensional objects as the only reason you can't see how The Force Awakens has no similarities to A New Hope.
I feel like they're still in the previous thread.
loco never brick posts like that though
Way to fucking objectify me
She looks like a goblin.
Not the Kanra reply they were thinking. Not like I was expecting anything after 30 minutes.
She's a troll that likes to act like she gets upset when she's trolled
1940713>and streamers arent cunts last time i checked
Loco just caught that FAT L
Shut it with your jiggaboo speak.
Ah, it's nigger tongue
Shut the fuck up
You're darker than me
You're darker than me
You're literally part monkey.
Girls, girls, you're both ugly.
I've been trying to get hip with the kids, so that I understand what is trying to be conveyed by the new generation.
Don't act like you're not the seed of some illegitimate child generations past.
You literally had a genetic test to show how much dindu you are.
While I agree that learning how the younger generation operates may provide insight on how to communicate more efficiently with them, I must also state that kids are fucking terrible. Also I'm unsure that the phrase "Get hip with" is in style anymore. Unfortunately our age will eventually get to us as technology and music becomes harder and harder to grasp.
I told you that in confidence!
Hopefully by then a Nuclear Holocaust would've happened.
Death would certainly seem the sweeter option.
Shaniqua pls go and stay go
Not Shaniqua, but I'll take the advice.
Time to go.
what a bunch of happy optimistic people here
I can tell you to kill yourself if you want.
thanks but i've already gotten my five today
its the thought that counts, and the thought makes me depressed enough to go on youtube for an hour, so thanks
have fun keeping the thread bumped by yourself i guess
This is beautiful
but doesnt the rapture cause hellfire?
or is the final judgement?
yes hello, i have 25 giant pet alligators that totally have not been injected with steroids
"Taking all the believers."
there are 4 views on it. it's either not gonna happen, pre, mid, or post tribulation. I think a lot of the people that believe in it believe in the pre-tribulation because they don't want to believe they will get fucked.
DEWAD THWEAD :(
pro player throws my game in comp when I'm on 4.2k season high
top post on reddit showcases him griefing and there's a clip of him shit talking his teammate for reporting him
J U S T I C E
i saw your webm in the news today!!!!
you read Kotaku? lol nice
google only suggested the story in my feed, i don't really read it.
sorry that kinda sounded sarcastic, wasn't supposed to be
you name is famous!
let's keep this top tier posting happening.
-wraps up in his warm blue blanket and rolls back over to sleep-
content in the net neutrality repeal, dreams about high speed bandwidth only he can afford, without being censored or tracked at the ISP-level.
By the way, welcome to China!
for the idiots: the word 'content' has a few different meanings, especially based on which syllable is emphasized.
soon enough china will provide me these 7 gets.
go to bed
-kisses your nose. Lawsuits have already been filed and the worst of what is possible without NN is halted for now, and probably for years to come. This will either end up a Supreme Court case, which is good news since it's still relatively liberal (please don't die Ruth ;_;) or it will end up in the hands of the next congress which is increasingly likely to be democratic. It's a set back, and a dark one. But is also expected and, contrary to popular belief, many sectors of the government process work extremely well even in these ridiculously partisan times. Some checks and balances remain and they are at work on this issue. Is every reason to be cautiously optimistic, but this does require you to do your part and vote. 2018 is very likely the most important election of your whole life. It will determine the character of this nation for next 20 years. Such a vote hasn't happened since the civil rights era or WWII. It is once in a lifetime. Don't blow it. Take personal responsibility for your actions. Will help you register if you don't know how, it's easy!-
Trump is still President.
What makes you think fighting a legal battle against an outvoted legislative decision will get anywhere?
It's already in motion, the companies own the government, they're laughing. Nobody can appeal this, it'll take time and money and in the meantime they're going to take your time and money.
Do you think any petitions to impeach Trump are successful?
He's not Bill Clinton.
triple 7's you have to let me, please.
-reminds you legal injunctions will be filed and MANY judges are far more liberal than they let on. Trump will also fall in line behind whatever the prevailing political momentum is. He will become remarkably Democratic should democrats find a majority in one of the congressional houses. He isn't an ideologue, he's a power monger who holds fealty to no specific variety of reason. He is also increasingly less politically expedient to ANYBODY on either side of the line. Once this disgraceful tax bill is passed you will see Republicans baring their teeth at him like pitbulls. He will sink the midterms for them, and historically, the one thing that unseats an incumbent president faster than scandal is presiding over a congress staffed by your opposing party. To preserve a chance in 2020, Republicans will cut the fat before campaign season starts in earnest. What that means precisely is anyone's guess, but Trump's 15 minutes is rapidly coming to an end.-
That run-on paragraph just sounds like you've been reading a single news source.
-reads many. Also ends the conversation since you've resorted to ad hominem by proxy-
-thinks that's not how you count-
Fine, I'll just go to bed.
Good morning friends! I hope you're all having a lovely day so far. :)
i love my shimeji
nobody can take them from me
they are mine
How are you doin? (Monika's one of my favs)
cute yuri desktop girl
she's just too darn pretty in the pic, i couldn't not give her love
Fumi is too powerful
I am well. pain not so bad today, been playing games and watching anime
how are you? any plans today?
ur a cute yuri desktop girl
Wait, does this mean kissrape is okay?
Yay!! Less pain is the best kind of pain?
I just got home from work! my fam's been kinda awful lately so I'm thinking of either like sleeping until george gets home or continuing to cap anime girls??
:3c you have good monika pics
o w o
Did I just bomb a bokoblin off a cliff and have to wait for him to hit the bottom before the chest opened?
Things can't die in midair, come on.
that's just like, basic logic
im in love with her
i want you to post her often as u can~
because games aren't allowed to have kill planes
because games also aren't allowed to have kill velocities
I mean I kill planes wouldn't work in an open world game like that unless you bombed it off that giant gap in the west and north. Kill velocity I guess though.
In any case I was joking, I assumed it was a
bomb does enough damage to kill, doesn't count as dead until the death animation plays when it hits the ground
situation, which is fairely common
I have an anime girl a day!
Fumi is on friday!!
None of these are anime girls though sinni
they're all mangos
No, I'm pretty sure it was the fall damage that killed it, but it really should have disassociated from the chest after being so far away from it.
I can see this becoming very annoying if it's a common issue, tho.
Of course Sibbi can't tell the difference between a mango and an animu.
Fucking normie, reeeeeeeeee.
sorry about fam
I know I know, I just keep fucking saying it, it's stuck on my tongue.
who'd want that hanging off their keys though, bad product/10
When are we going to free ourselves of these FUCKING NORMIES moogs keeps DRAGGING in here?
It's ok! They're not impossible to tolerate.
Eventually I'll move in with george or somethin :3c
*noms on her lovingly*
you two are dating? isn't george gay?
how r u?
yes & yes
Good! I should be asleep
probably gonna play hunting game instead :3c
How are you?
I bet you can't even tell which this is, desu.
does it matter? She's ugo
oh I thought you were a grill?
Hiya! How are you doing??
I am :)
you're dating a gay man? how does that work?
Stupid mean rude mean person.
i should be too >w<
but im trapt watching funny youtubes!
Yeah, you better feel bad.
sleep is lame anyway
she fucks him in the ass
he's bi, you dork
Now apologize to 大河ちゃん。
not until she apologizes to me for making my eyeballs hurt
well I figured but you said "yes" to me asking if he was gay
what's the difference :)
he has one of each, he's 1/2 gay
I can't baleeb Sibbi could be so itchy twitchy rhymes with witchy.
*pulls the blanket around us and snuggles up sleepily*
don't you think it would be cute to hold him and be inside him and make him squirt his juice all over the bedspread
nah that's gay.
other way around could be nice tho
I agree that some of the art from this game is...
bisexual =/= homosexual
huh? what do you mean? ._.
I SWITCHED THE THINGS
nah I mean like
he has mike, so he's gay
he has me, so he's str8
so he's just an amalgamation.
:3c a cute one
it's from a game
:^) did I solve the riddle
pls tuck me in an kisu my forehead!
Only after I told you, Desu.
:C I tried
Zzz... ~ <3
Sorry to disappoint !
Not disappointed, just confused :3
It's not like the name 'Emma' is taken any more
Doesn't Wish make more sense?
Subtle stop forcing your fantasies onto emily.
I see what you did there :^)
why isn't emma taken any more is it wish again?
-squeaks and pokes his head up out of Luka's back pack...!! Must have slept through the movie!- :< :<
Sorry I'll stop forcing my fantasies onto you
i don't understand
Yes it's Wish jeez
but i thought she didnt wanna get called emma
*other way around
not wanted to get called wish
Now I wish I didn't say anything
What did I do to deserve this?
Dunno, just tired
I'm not surprised, it's late af :3
Are you east or west coast?
The guy selling AT&T door to door thought I was from Germany
Dead as shit today.
I forgot what day posting was like.
Why? Are you Arab?
its kind of comfy really, you can watch whole videos and hardly miss anything
Are you sure?
Lol no it's because my name is German but he seemed to think that I was actually personally German
Asked if I spoke German, tried to invite himself into my house, stuff like that
I mean I'm American mutt breed human, but my grandfather's parents came to America from Germany
I'm just doing DS3.
Got all of the Human Dredges I need.
People are creeps when you're cute
You're cute? Where is proofs?
There's the truth
You're German, and therefore a Nazi
Es ist Zeit, Kekse zu essen
i bought DS3 full price for PC, and I have barely even touched it yet, that games gonna be so fun to crack into.
It's common knowledge
Thanks I haven't heard that one in a while
my body keeps telling me to put half and half in this coffee but it's like, no, shut up, you just want the fats you greedy bitch
The online is kind of dead outside of Sullivans and the DLC.
Though I still recommend it.
that's okay, im sure if i really need help on any of the parts i have enough friends with the game that someone could help me out, plus i won't have as many dick hack invaders and i'll be more encouraged to solo
and i got all the DLC
I just need online for covenants.
I need someone to get me in as a blue phantom and then another to join us as a red one.
Then let me kill any red guys that come in so I get the concords.
Es tut mir leid, Ich bin Keksen zu müde für
i don't know when i'll be playing but i always like going blue covenant :o
Ach nein! Ich werde dir eine Tasse Kaffee bringen.
I prefer Rosaria honestly.
I just need 4 more ears if I already ranked up in the covenant. 19 if not.
Vergib Mir, Ich schlafen muss
I'm a casual with souls games so I have a lot of exploration and pain to experience before I develop opinions that are good :D
No problem, I strive to keep everyone's spirits up
but i made it through most of blood-born with no guide by myself so im positive i can handle Darksouls 3
Where's lewds when you need him
I have gotten everything pretty much done.
Good morning Commander
Yea, you bought it waaaay before I did for sure, and I've been really busy plus I got a few other games, I'm just kind of saving them for like a depression or slump or something.
FUCKING NAILED IT
Pretty good actually, you should try it.
I did try it
It just felt like a Skyrim MMO
And I didn't like Skyrim
ive been told TESO is garbage and i didn't like it, everyone I know plays FF14
Sorry Subby ;;
I've been told by a lot of people they liked TESO as well as people who like FF14
It's a preference of style, and I just don't like the Skyrim feel of it
Oh well, I wouldn't say it's like skyrim, it does a pretty good job at making it a Tamriel mmo.
Idk, I just like TES I guess.
It got a lot of shit reviews when it kicked off but I guess they fixed most of the issues and got rid of the sub. It's alright, I like it. Everything scales, it's pretty, the skill system is great, can't complain.
When your favourite Japanese idol is a 2d squid kid that practices 墨歌 now.
Man Japan is WEIRD.
To be fair, the last time I played it was closed beta 1
I guess so, it doesn't seem to have the popularity a lot of people, including myself, were expecting though.
i feel like it was a little messy to flip it from a single player experience to a huge open world MMO, i mean it does look pretty dope in some parts but it's like you said, all the in-between skyrimy bits feel so stale
it would be different if it felt a little warmer most of the time like oblivion
yea thats true i should be fair too, it's been a while
-be's bad and bakes 4 more cookies- :3
oh i already know you're bad
i heard that a lot of countries re using land to grow too much coffee and it's not that great for the soil, i wonder what would be a good thing to rotate on that soil to help make it better for coffee again
Aside from spells obtained from the NPCs this is all I have left to get in DS3 aside from the shit in the new DLC.
Haha, I still remember what you said about those hordes of people walking around with their phones out when Pokemon Go was new
Oh I forgot armor and shields.
in all seriousness though, Hi
i hope work is going well for you, are you doing alright?
work is getting worse every day, I broke my knuckle on some dude's teeth. Never punch someone's teeth... you won't win. How are you? -pet-
What exactly do you do for work? Are you getting some "rowdy customers"? wink wink
i have informed Sonata, the person who cares the most, and yet they are not here
nigga you put down an ancient germanic ritual for this and you're missing it
dont gibe a fucc
I'm in private security.
And its mostly fucking black people... Dey makin' it REEL hard for me to accept them.
Sup honey <3
Yuss he was summoning me.
Nothing much Bae-chan, how was work... How many people did you kill?
I would never kill anyone...
and I want to know how you've been! don't leave me hanging!
I didn't work last night cuz my supervisor was absent and I spent the whole day with her.
okay well i have to take a shower real quick, just got done shoveling a bunch of snow
im sure they are smart enough to hire some little white girl to punch down all the blackies
Had today off from work, so played some games earlier, then spent a couple hours in the gym. Eating some food now and watching shows. Got work tomorrow so gotta get that chilling done.
Besides that, generally pretty upbeat.
spent the whole day with supervisot
Do tell me more... what were you doing? <. <
also what job?
-ate 6 cookies today. Christmas is too much fun for my own good- >.<
-gives you a cookie! Is making them for a christmas party.-
-appreciates said cookie, checks it for runes-
-sets out a tray of them. Had 50 of them >.< Was trying a new recipe and thought the sugar ratio was off and that they wouldn't work so bought extra stuff to make a backup batch from an older recipe. They werked and now there's too many cookies-
of course the classic recipe would have more sugar
back when cookies were made right and sugar wasnt in everything else too
go tell your neighbors about your problem and see if they can help
-bounces in place. Hasn't had this much sugar in ages- 0____0
its great to have a sugar high when you dont have sugar all the time, your body doesnt react as violently ill if its kept occasional
Invite some friends over.
-has been eating healthier for the last month in preparation for the solstice. Is getting stronger and working out more to improve his back-
D: -hurries into the kitchen to make scones. Can't has people over without scones-
Don't forget tea!
-comes standard with company- :3
Don't forget m!
-hurries with your tea and cookies-
I don't like tea though.
-forgot! Brings you strawberry milk-
Jesus Christ Emma what the heck is wrong with you?
-puts up police line around you and stations skwirls dressed in hazmat suits at every corner of the danger zone-
-munches on cookies and sips tea- =w=
Sorry, I don't have degen tastes yet :^)
excellent to hear! i hope you continue to feel improvement and betterment!
nezi want friends
be nezi friend
nezi will give you lots of hugs and attention
yea wish how can you not like tea you degernate
Oh yeah, tea's no good but maple syrup bacon poutine is the shit.
Amazing taste right there.
i thought your personality was pretty cute the brief time we hung out in voice chat, but im not quite gay enough to fully enjoy it
Yes. Like I said, my tastes have not gone to degen levels yet.
I'm capped out.
Only if they skipped over them and jumped straight to nightmare levels.
that has historically been my strategy
Imagine... Being hugged.
-didn't forget you, and bring syou tea and cookies-
-pouts...you think tea is degenerate??- ;_;
she's gonna need a bigger quarantine zone.
Sounds kinda nice desu
Fucking dirty fucking floor.
-follows you into the shower with cold water-
And I'm tough, I can fuck anyone up.
I work nights as a personal guard.
I'm glad to hear you had a relaxing day. They are hard to come by and are taken for granted often~
She and I are friends!
You haven't even tried it yet though.
i hate affection... but i wouldn't mind hugging others
Personal Security? So big... so strong...
Yep I can fuck you up if you get too close
post demanding attention
recieve said attention
there's no way i'd be taking a cold shower in Winter, do you think i want to murder myself??
a bucket of cold water in a hot shower would feel really nice though
so you don't want to be friend? ;w;
*hacks your friend limit*
thank you lovely sonata ^^
i mean we can still be friends but like, we gotta have cool friend stuff to do together
Nezi is always busy with work, school and girls~
My dumb brothers would slash me with cold water every time I bathed lol
How was your shower?
-freaks out andhelps you put your right eye back in the socket- ;_;
that's cute haha, it was a really hot shower because it's snowy and cold here and i dont believe that shit about cold showers being healthier all the time, though i do take nice cool showers sometimes
-is worried about your eyes and tapes them in place- :<
-is blind and walks off a cliff-
D: -sends down a rope to help and wonders who put a cliff in the thread.-
there are some treacherous individuals
-knows only too well- v.v
Hey sweety, hope you're well
Why is Sonata being suspicious of me? It must have something to do with your presence
Btw just so everyone knows how I operate in this kind of scenario
U message me and say you're suspicious but then don't reply when I ask why = I shitpost about it
So maybe you can tell me here if that's more convenient
oh ok, that sounds fine
i love you sonata<3
It was just a meme, false alarm
Anyway hi Blood-chan
How would you rough me up, big guy?
-tallies up the insurance costs of having a cliff in the thread and runs off to the broom closet to hide under his blanket-
How to study when the vodka is calling..?
what are we going to do about the active chain of volcanoes in thread
Study the taste of the vodka
i'm more worried about the landmines and unexploded cluster munitions left over from the War
What the heck are you?
Yes you are right, that sounds efficient for a course about the mind. Qualia. Yes.
A thinking thing, at least..
we have machines to take care of those, technology and vehicles designed to tank the explosions even
volcanoes are unpredictable and can erupt with more force than a nuclear blast
Have you tried all the teas ever?
i choose the left one
i choose the one on the right
What'cha studying for? :3
I've tried enough of them.
alright I'll leave you alone...
Stop writing long sentences
when i was really smol i used to take cold baths and for some reason it left me emotionally dull
I told Sonata you raped me you RAPIST!
If you get too close to the person I'm guarding then yes, yes I would. If I don't I won't get paid.
no im going to intentionally write run on sentences just to annoy you, i don't have a bathtub at all so i am always forced to take a shower but i take one daily sometimes twice a day.
You're just jumping on the bandwagon of making rape allegations against celebrities
I'm glad you're here; I missed you :3
How have things been?
Course of philosophy of mind. It's really easy material honestly, but the prof writes torture sessions, not exams.
Multiple choice with 20 options, for example. "a-c, f, i, r, but not b" would be an example option of hers
Also have to study for symbolic logic.. don't even want to think about that right now.
should I sleep?
Hellblade is messed up
Showers are so annoying, you should get a tub, it can help sweat out all the gunk under your fur... and just shower after
I like to bathe for 20mins then shower for 10min
Let me tell you that I wouldn't say anything if that ever happened to me, its free sex, i don't have to pay to lay
and I've missed you too... v.v
new moon is coming <3
Yes! Take a delicious nap!
How much for you to guard me honeycakes?
guess who didn't get paid
So cute :3 -hugs tightly-
I see you're claiming to be a security guard now ^^
Yes I understand some of those words.
Though a torture session sounds kind of nice right now.
I'm My Angel Tenka.
Nice to meet you.
Though a torture session sounds kind of nice right now.
Me because I don't have a job
Meet to nice you!
It depends on how long.
ow... and yeah
What's your estimation of how long it will take you to make a Discord again?
Me because I don't have a job
As much as my Bar Mitzvah Bonds can go.
I can't believe I'm getting cheated out of my paycheck like this
While in other circumstances perhaps that's fair, exams less so, especially when grad school applications ride on having high marks..
fur, haha very funny, but no im not sure if id have the time to do it very often, it's very rare i want to commit an entire hour to bathing, i'm pretty used to showering now as relaxing as a bath can be, and it ends up saving me a lot of time for other stuff
once in a while i miss a bathtub though
Years... I think..
I don't want to talk to people anymore
I don't know your British lingo!
How's it going?
You said you've missed me, though ^^
Ew gross you must stink like musk ._.
all i do is annoy you
15 minutes in the shower is all it really takes to get clean, especially when you get clean every day
stop pretending i like wet dog smell
I haven't really been annoyed by you at all these past several months
I thought that was obvious
Its hard to um... wash down there with the water falling down... that's why i bathe
Oops.. drank too much to study probably..
people not having removable hand held shower heads
The thread is so weird if you think about it
Like what even is this place ?
i guess i wouldn't know, i have no problem washing my areas with bar soap and my hands, i just wash my hands off extra well afterwards
Drinking any amount is a slippery slope ^^
A "pure circlejerk"
I sadly have to work for a paycheck as well
It's super good
I mean, I could get on NEET bux if I really tried
Mental illnesses can be easy to "fake"
It confused me to the point of exiting out of the thread last night.
Don't need to fake them if you got them
Do tell, I want neet bucks
A memory slowly fading away.
Yeah, should know better by now. Booze just seems to disappear in this place..
Been debating NEETing off my disability bux if applications fail.
Are you 10SEX?
Its only weird if you think its weird.
Wait ew you use the bar on your skin? Use a bath sponge .____.
I'm not used to Holla Forums, ugh
I'm your little sister~
My job is to annoy!
Playing as crazy people is fun.
no i use the bar on my hands and my hands on my skin, your hands are sufficient tools for the job.
Why did that happen suddenly?
Yeah it doesn't seem hard
It's kind of tempting, but I think I'll avoid doing that
No offense, the guide just happens to be written that way, I don't know what to tell you
I thought you didn't like alcohol much; do you not have weed right now? ^^
And NEETing for a while is nice
I love you :3
Not using the most abrasive cleaning pad you can find because you feel like a dirty whore
Oh never mind then
Don't group link me
Hmm is that really a thing? I've never thought of doing it like that...
Does it really get you clean?
I love you too <3
We should kill BD
Because he's a dog? :3
i have large man hands so, i can get them all soapy and plenty of suds happen, i have to assume my hands are pretty good at doing things like that, since i use them for literally everything else.
you just wash your hands off really well afterwards, rags get all wet and damp and then smell moldy unless you take care of them right away
-comes back in out of the snow and sneezes. Is surprisingly hard to keep cookies on the plate when driving- 0_o
It doesn't bother me, anyway, nobody speaks like that anymore. It could have been funny if it wasnt oversaturated
Good guide tho
It's good when stress is high, and nice to have in the evening. Had a small drink earlier, which became more than one..
Have weed, but definetely can't study when high. Kind of thought booze would be a middleground.
Yeah, sadly it would cost me the private health insurance that pays for not dying. Who knows what'll happen in the future..
I don't know why but that shit pisses me off so fucking much... it's not your fault... i'm sorry
hmm how long have you been doing that?
does anyone in your family do that too? I actually want to try it now
-gives you a cookie and coffee-
is scared of cookie...
-didn't even wrap his presents yet, either >.< Today is too busy. Is going to be a fun party though ^-^ There will be hot buttered rum 0.0 -
-takes a nibble to show you-
Lotsa dosh my cutepatoot
the idea never occurred to me to ask other people how they bathe, i always just assume they can handle it themselves
i mean hands are easier to get clean again than washrags anyways so i get in the and scrape everything off that's still stuck to my skin, scrub my legs and arms with my fingersnails
By the way, who are you?
It's a board about nothing
You seem like you've been well; I'm glad ^^
Any news in your life? Try not to lie :3
Am I missing some background for this story?
It's hard to study while intoxicated in general, I think ^^
-has been baking and preparing all day for a coming christmas party. Is throwing a big one this year because his grandfather is going downhill fast and...it kind of looks like this could realistically be his last-
Then why is it fun ?
Seinfeld has all the answers to lifes mysteries
Isn't it still a bit early for baking stuff? ^^ I guess the party is probably earlier than xmas day
At least he's lived this long, I doubt my living grandpa will be alive when I'm your age
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It demands to be watched on the actual Youtube page
Because we've gotten to know the characters and that makes it funnier
-doesn't into gluten and steps back slowly-
I dunno my contract is still pretty low, prolly the lowest price.
So I get a lot of work.
fingernails...bleh... how do you wash under your dick and your balls... and your butt.. idk...
I am Ikarous Pet-class, but people call me Blood-chan. What should I call you?
Let me see...
I am doing very well..
because i went back to doing.. 'that'
I feel so much more relaxed, i can speak better and sleep soundly...
I even stopped punching walls
I feel happy. What about yew?
My favorite show
Get a cute uniform?
i just rub around my dick and balls and butt with soap and then rinse it off once i don't feel anything gross there anymore
then i thoroughly wash my hands with soap for about as long as i spent washing those parts
Fair enough. Made another drink though.
Ah, that makes sense.
Was originally called Menma, but don't really care what people use now..
But the heavy kevlar keeps me warm..
do you scrub down there with your fingernails too?
-is doing it on SUnday. Just ran all the stuff over to his uncle's over the mountain. Cookies tried to run away on the incline X_X Is 92. Keeps wondering what it must be like for him...knows no one is promised "next christmas"...but he's lost so much weight this year and can't walk well all of a sudden. Wants him to have a good time this year.-
-brings you a basket of pears instead.-
Oh yeah! I remember you. Erio has a crush on you~ .///.
Sounds cute... Got a big ol stick to whack people with, them criminals whomst stray onto yo patch?
-snatches and scurries into my lair- (under your bed)
Well you have to be delicate with your parts to a degree so you can only scrub so hard, but those areas dont really get dirty with anything but sweat so its fine
i have kind of a hairy but but i usually shower directly in the morning, you just don't go digging in your butt though
well, some of these people might
-leans over the side and peeks under- o.o
-will have to remember to clean pear cores out from under there before bed-
Ah, I recall you were pretty angry/jealous over that long ago.
He's a friend.
I'm glad you're feeling good ^^
Try not to get too addicted to that though
And I'm good; I've been high most of the time :3
Might as well, you're already too drunk to study :3
You need to learn to securely fasten cookies
Just put them in tupperware and then on the floor? Seems like they'd be safe enough that way lol
My grandpa is the opposite; he's getting fatter and that's what's going to kill him
Why must you go on the internet and tell lies?
I use one MicroTech H.A.L.O., one Glock 26
i hope they arent talking about cutting
you should arm wrestle me
-arranged them on a nice platter and foolishly thought they would stay if he used plastic wrap. Was mistaken- ._.
the plastic wrap would have to be tight enough to hold every cookie down but not too tight to break them
rip almost impossible
I'm confused... how to people clean themselves with a wet rag?
Sure he is...
Can you just like... never talk to him again?
U smokin' dat gud shyt?
I don't wanna...
find the glock
microtech switchblade and a babby glock
R u a wigger?
arent you all tough and confident, i wouldn't know with the rag, I never use one for myself, if i feel really dirty i use lava soap
our hands are part of the tools we used to climb to the top of the planet, i think we can handle washing with them too
I know Glocks were invented by whites, I don't know about the knives... prolly Americans
You're not the only person I know who would prefer that lol..
she is a female, she cant handle larger firearms as easily
Nice coffee kettle thingy.
Wry you like this
Get the fuck out of here
I have arrived. Abuse me.
yea but I really to dig into my ass when i wash down there, i can't really use my hands...
Erio belongs to me...
I just don't want him to fall for you...
Like what? I love money!
Sub-compacts are terrible no matter who ya are.
I mean the MicroTech knives
Like me, it is in my jewish blood.
you do you and i'll do me homie, its easier to get shit off your hands than a washrag and i use those to wash my bathroom
like permanent ink comes off skin easy enough
im sure she doesnt pay for the gun
can't find my fucking camera
I fucking hate Jews.
Anyway the money is good...
And its the only job I could get with my arrest record so I had no other choice...
Listen my fingernails are long and sharp... I like to dig my bath sponge inside my ass
Oy vey, Its why you want to stab me up right?
tell us more about your ass please, everyone here is listening im sure
-didn't stick to the dish- ._.
:< -doesn't take your pear cores but leaves mango ice cream under there-
Seinfeld works the same way
Would be better to just bring the platter separately and arrange them when you're at the destination, I guess ^^
Yeah I get good stuff for good prices
Still just spending money though, so I should probably get a source of income soon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just noticed this
I would have discouraged it more if we were talking about that, just out of pure instinct
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