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Well, Cassandra was all about catching up to Sophitia and saving her when she gets in trouble, it wasn't too bad.

Just switch their models and it'd be fine tbh :^)

But you only post boys.

But Sophie is a girl.

M E T A P H O R I C A L L Y

Trying to, anyway. She was still really immature

Their models fit their personalities tbh

Literally metaphorically.

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Erin isn't even attractive.

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Ask soto

youtu.be/ggsC9bzZHJQ?t=3m12s

It's raining

i am raining

I am raining blood from my nose

fuck dry air

did u take any cool pics

We need rain

Fucking fires and shit

I was too busy focused on not having an anemia episode~

Are you at risk of turning into a melted pool of goo?

Nah, I'm in a good spot right in the middle of the firestorms

thats probably more important

do you get nosebleeds often ?

Vitamin C. (And acid)

The fires are actually serving as a flaming space target and the aliens are going to fire right on top of your home.

More often than the average person, yeah.

I probably have scurvy tee bee ach

i used to be the same way
like i'd get them multiple times a year usually around 10 ?

nowadays though. its rare.

It's actually the worst.
That was my third this past week.

I actually woke up to one at noon the one night that I was up until 9am.

crush up vitamin c tablets in some food

awwww :(

sorry to hear. thats really no fun
i hope u feel better soon

Eating at 4am isn't a good idea.

I'm feeling okay right now at least, I'll be fine. :3

thats good. any plans for the rest of your time being awake ?

I'm not in a major population center so I'm safe ;)

sounds good to me. i'mma get some butter and cornbread.

im so hungy that post with the burger made me 10x more hungy please send me food :((((

Just wondering who here also sounds like a beached whale when trying to sing?

me but i do it a lot

Do people tell you to shut the fuck up when you do it around them?

not ever no

Envious

do you like to sing ? and do people be mean to you when youre singing ?

Well, I accidentally drank some caffeinated water thing because I wanted flavored water...

I'll probably just watch a shit ton of anime. You?

California is a major population center.
Aliens have big guns~

What the heck?

I sound like a dead whale.. That's kinda close, right?

well, i meant vice versa but I just went with the cornbread alone since i won't heat it up.

caffeinated water thing ? huh ?

sounds like a good time !! what anime o.o
and im probably gonna play pubg till around noon or so and then make christmas cookies

Not big enough

It's gotten to the point where I went to the doctor recently to be check for tone deafness.
Basically my hearing it's great but I'm not tone deaf, I just sound like I am.

Close enough lol

...

isn't*

Why won't you heat it up though?

Like, one of those drink powders things that you put into the water.
I didn't actually buy them so I just took one that sounded like it would be good and apparently it had caffeine in it too.

Just seasonal stuff, Girls Last Tour, Inuyashiki, Konohana Kitan, etc.

I would have thought PUBG would be pretty dead at night, no?

Bigger or smaller than North Korea?

see i keep wondering if i'm tone deaf
i dont think i am i'm like 90% sure thats not it but

man i cannot sing holy cow

oh okay the powder drink got it

andinteresting sounds like a good fun anime time !!
pubg isnt dead like ever
theres always people playing

tonedeaftest.com/

wow, it's nothing

nah. I'll just take it as is. About ready for bed.

You don't even have to switch regions at all?

Eating before bed will get you herpes.

I mean, only 5% of people are tone deaf, so that's the expected result.
Woooo we're not disabled! Just bad a a thing!

not at alllll

super cute pic

Too many degens in NA I guess :^)

well shit. No wonder my dick fell off a few years ago.

Are you sure it wasn't just chopped off in one of your creepy fantasies~?

haha joke's on you I am disabled

lol outplayed

You're disabled alright

You're tone deaf, Nezi?

Oda and Okita are cute

The ultimate out play

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If your dick fell off why do you always post so much porn?

no but I am disabled right now

rarely is any of it fappable. A lot of times I don't save something if it is fappable because that's too vanilla to post or bother with.

Is anything really fappable if you don't have a dick to fap with? :thinking:

Oh, well I don't want to pry.
I hope it isn't anything too severe and you're able to overcome it with time.

probably

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too cold. Christmas needs to be moved back half a year.

December has been cancelled.

Better cancel January too. That one is a dive into the Siberian weather zone.

unlikely.

Cancel everything but July tbh.

cancel everything but december

Cancel lili

I wish. Mid-April to Mid-October would be ok. The air barely gets below freezing if at all here.

:(

cancel me

A birthday present every 31 day tho.

NO

when is your birthday

Renewed.

July

the exact opposite time of year of my bdaaaayy

Winter sux tho

cute

winter is comfy inside weather

id imagine its better here in the STATES than cold canada

no ur cute

Cuddle with me for warmth?

It was snowing in TEXAS yesterday and we didn't get an inch of it :^)

WHAT THE HECK !!!!!! i want snow :( i miss it :(((

You only want it until it actually shows up.

fuck it's late

thanks

something like that yeah

i have snow :D

w r o n g

no swearing at this hour !!!! (or any hour)

ooooo nice snow !!!!

What even?

Why does NL look so depressing?

f a c t

ur nice snow

you havent seen my commute to school yet :D

Is it worse?

do u know whats a fact ?
u r a cute

ty and also post commute

O W O S T O W F O

issa most boring rural commute

don't have pics
because driving yknow

for some reason commute = walk/bike in my head

False.

Let's go out for dutch food

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idk dutch food

if only

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no u are cute it is a fact i just said it

hewwo wooka

is it a big commute

Good Morning, I am here to pet cute posters. Lemme see who gets the pet.

But you live in Dutch

-pets-

looks like thats it for cute posters

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is 50 minute in car

i eat vietnamese stuffs!

Shame. There aren't more cute posters.

We'll get Angel to find good Dutch food then.

I'm a cute poster :C

Ems what are you doing awake at 6 am?

I wanna pat Angel.

I accidentally a caffeine.

Why aren't you two dating and patting irl yet?

ME MEM MEM EMEEEEEE

:3

o wow thats not bike or walk commute

ME

debatable

straight

...

You

You

you

(((you)))

u have to defeat me first

Where's your cute dutch girlfriend then?

well fuck I've lost already

she goes to another school

i win again i am a posting god

Pics

...

delete this picture it makes everyone uncomfortable

Pics of gf

Oh rip!

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shes vv shy
brb nom

...

THEN DELETE IT !!!!!

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a child you are

I don't even think I can delete them?

You'll be fine :3

I'm die

why not

cute gals

I don't know how

SURPRISE SURPRISE THE WOMAN DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO SOMETHING BASIC !!!!!!!!

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Lili shut up

*Ressurects*

hee hee

im messing denmark sowwy

How has your day been goin?

The new pubg mapnis amazing tho

Map is*

I'm more die!

i woke up a few hrs ago im playin pubg im doin good

IT IS !!!!! we should pway sometime !!!!

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Noice! I hope you have a good day :3c

I don't have to work til monday night so I'm relishing in laziness

Good morning ^w^

u too

and NICE
yeahhhhhh nice free weekend

Rin or Wish?

The one and only Wish desuu

yeee

Gonna do NOTHING

mornen

Morning.

I just made breakfast, now GIBE ATTENTION

watch denki-gai

Nah :3

owo

Would you rather be a honey stick or a cinnamon stick?

yo maybe, I wanted to watch blue planet 2 or new baking stuff

but also I'm gonna be watching spice and wolf with muz at some point

and also gotta go out and get new uniform stuff with momther

QQ I will if I can

uwu

fine I'll stopparino

^=^

Honey

...

...

fiiine

i wanna be cinnamon stick
and o OKAY

uniform stuf ?

good u better

THOTpital uniform

acceptable opinion

Also acceptable but people who like munch on actual cinnamon sticks scare me???

I got like 2 shirts and one pair of pants for work

pants are brok'd cause the zipper has no catch so I'd just be walking around and woop fully exposed pantieloons

I put a safety pin in to stop that but I'd rather not be like a literal baby having to safety pin my pants on

Plus I'm down like 2 belt sizes!!!! and need new clothes anyhoo

-snuggles-

btw
it's gonna be 38 degrees tomorrow night buckaroo

You are doing good in PUBG, Nezi. Proud of you.

tbh what actually is a cinnamon stick

and WOW new clothes and good down 2 belt sizes grats
proud of u

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Cinnamon powder comes from scraping it off cinnamon sticks, which is like the branch off a cinnamon tree

if you want like extra good cinnamon you can buy cinnamon sticks but munching on the sticks is like eating pistachio shells.

also thank you! Soon I wont have any body mass and can rip my skin off :)

Make a leather bag/[purse.

the sinni skin purse

the skurse

pistachio shells are nice...

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The ultimate status symbol. What more status and POWER can come from accessorizing with the skin of others?

what DOES this pic hAVE TO DO WITH PistaCHIO shells

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me i do

Give some hug

...

Blushu

:3

Who is?

some hug gives

nani?

atleast pat me...

GIBBE AN HUG !!

aaa

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is that a good show?

im slow and im just at ep4 of that imouto author cartoon

Definitely one of my favourites this season.

I hate sand. And so, hate the MYTH of Australia.

Pat Pat

Me, it's cold outside

thanks ^^
i even have a post on the front page of the subreddit :3

hypenation baby!

thanku

i wuv bwend-s

who is best girl for u

:3

nezi is famous redit

meow

mmoooowwww

WE DID IT REDDIT

Luka babooka not a stone elf

i kinda want to own pubg now

yay scoot added me on leeg

Congratulations, you can hear things good.

you should own it !!

We gonna win!

PUBG is based. Finally made my PUBG character transition into a Asian qt.
Nothing more scream worthy than getting capped in the dome by a Kar98.
Makes my Saxon blood rage.

rawr!

maybe one day... but for now i gotta spend it all on computer parts.

you gonna learn~

KAT

Going to try my best.

what will u paly?

no
just aaa

okie okie

KIT

what about a

grrr

i want sales to happen!!!

:c

Not sure, time to read I guess.

i dont think itll go on sale for a looong time

Bored. Wat do?

Who knows what santa will bring.

hewwo santa i would like a wed wyder wifle so i can win in pubg

it give you 3 to choose from at the start
then as you level up it give you more, up to 10
and past a certain point it give you grand total of 20!
sooo many choices!! and they change each week~
and if there's one you enjoy playing then you can use your lvl up points to keep thee ones you like permanently!

that's too bad...
i want sale.

play kewl new games!

i want a kitty so bad ;w;

:(

ME TOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i have no money to pay for one though or else. i would.

Be the change you want to see in the world

meow~

i mean a sale on the gpu i want >w

I don't have kewl new games...

okay i am

ohhhhh

NICE

why not?

that was the worst post i've posted

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MaYBE, IF YOU ARE A super GOOD GIRL, YOU MIGHT FIND A BULGING STOCKING.

That is pretty darn interesting, I will have to see what suits me best!

my grandma is worried she'll trip on it

nyan~

BE THE ASTOLFO YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD

You blush when cold?

*pet*

fun thing is, all the characters are super UNIQUE !

Ain't got no good games and money to buy 'em.

mow

OWOSTOWFO

how do i be a sooper good girl...
also. thats a weird word to describe a stocking....

aw :(

IM TRYING

where'd ur money go?

ALL FUN SUPER FUN
i like that, uniqueness, sounds cool

Really? How so?

don't worry you can be my kitty~
-petpetpet-

woah what the hck

u have to answer my question fiiiiirrsstt

^w^ warm pet

Hookers and blow.

I gave up on trying to watch blue planet :C

Continue playing PUBG, being cute, posting cute things, get head pats from Scoot.

okay i can do these things

when will you play?

:3

:c

-head pats-

Not sure yet

Friends why are tattoos so cool

Why do I want like 300 gajillion of them

womp

mozu MOZU

i will be on your team supporting you in game!

Jefferson Steel Flex?

Moshi moshi kawaiii desu

my friend got a sleeve yesterday
kinda jelly

Yay luka!

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green bean can also add you on League! ^_^

I think aside from saving up to see gay boy, I'm gonna start adding back to the tattoo fund.

I want like a fleet foxes tattoo or something, something big!

thats sorta me

a-ano....

would you also like the tattoo to be made of soy and also be gluten free and then also fair trade

why only sorta? ;~;

haha fuck no.

:C I just really like that band

look at my name here do u see it

uh huh UH HUH IM SURE i bet u dont even own their first album on vinyl with bonus sun giant ep in the 2nd sleeve

fuck dude I wish.

They had a 2006 ep called The Fleet Foxes that has imo some of their best work but only like 60 physical copies and I want one!!!

I want to buy one of their crack-up hoodies too but no money

Gweeeeeeeeeen Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeean

nahneee? add me

where?

i've been playing for over 5 years

luka a god

i havent heard of it tbh i should check it out

i remember i was at an fye and just picked out their album bc i liked the cover
that was the first record i got but now i like buy either old stuff collecting dust at thrift stores or cheaper used stuff at record stores

buying vinyl new is like
bad
unless i REALLY like the band
its way too pricey

and plus when im browsing a record store's used section i can just be like
i havent heard this and then badabing badaboom got it
and cassette too. but those are cheap new or used

no u
i like haven't played league consistently lately

RIGHT THERE in the name field

i think i've been playing 6 years ?

can you believe it? it's nearly xmas already!!!

have my original email from riot too!

back when season one

but i missed out on league in 2012

but got really into it in 2013 again

It's amazing but I'm biased

also cool!! I wish I had the money or general time to collect vinyls, my brother has a record player somewhere but I think he broke it

we could all play sometime owo?

scary close

im keeping my eyes open for good things

i think between 2013/2014 i legitimately just disappeared bc of league

i did inherit a bunch from my dad too
we share collections sorta

mine he doesnt touch bc its all stuff he doesnt like hee hee

we COULD

keep em open and spot nice things

p-p-p-p-potentially

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yeah i can keep track of what years i got really into league by looking at the skins tab dates in my client.

i was prolly busy with school and life in 2012 tho... so no league there.

at least my riot girl trist skin and judgement kayle Prove im OG

the waiting is killing me! >w<

gold
?

P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P

can you not get riot girl trist anymore ?

Yeah, she cries gold, or some shit.

Squishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy

pee

...

for liking the FB page?

but mine has this date on it

ehehehe~
uwu

not good

ME

o okay

Nah, it's great.

Thigh game stronk

what
who

:D xmas songs!!!!!

me me pickle rick

sherwood forest ashe was the first skin i ever bought

but Mafia Miss fortune is the first skin i ever bought with real money.

why

where?

first i ever bought with my own money was either pentakill olaf or frozen shen

i think frozen shen might have been a gift ?

Wouldn't you wanna cry gold?

Everywhere ^w^

wee wee pickle pee

Blend S

gifts are kewl!

only if i was made of carbon diamond nanotubes

i just watched youtube rewind!

Today.

Ah, yeah. Android Luka when?

Time to plan for a Berlin Holiday after Mexico

pumpa rum

Did you liek?

2050

bwend-s more like

hewwo bwend-s i like anime

the who what now

gifts are RRRR KEWL

it was meh

at least it recognized the cute animators at the very end

gimme

pohknee boiiiii

That is good, YOUTUBE bigwigs are the worst

LukaPunk 2077

upgrades an everythign!

i watched a youtube vid where you could see literly negative IQ
i felt like i was losing iq watching her struggle with it.

i hab nothing to gib

P O O OO O OO O NYNYNYNYNYNYNYN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

y not?

no money x.x

bom
bom
bom
bom

negatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive?

This video is not available.

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money when?

adult girl, did not realize could not realize.... that 80mph means 80 miles in one hour

;~; i weep for humanity

*hugs*

Morning.

try this
soundcloud.com/palettes/purrfect

job thats when

also mornin awexandwa

its the weekend!

where?

Time for weights and sweats.
later.

OH THAT god I saw that
:(
brb later gonna go workout

It's too early for this, I haven't even had coffee last night. 3:

gl hf
get gud
get stronk

no clue

get THE GAINS and the fit !!!!!!

last night ?
huh

No, sorry, this morning.

I merged replies.

It's too early for multiple conversations.

Indeed it is.

i see that hee hee.
well hope the rest of your day is good and nice and that you enjoy it

I got a warning for shitposting in Zone chat on TESO.

WHAT !!!

the alexandra i know doesnt sound like a TESO shootposter

whatd you even say ?

theworstlabel.bandcamp.com/album/kevo

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what do now?

Greetings,This account has been reported for a Terms of Service violation and is receiving an official warning – Inappropriate Chat: ZONE Eir Taltoren I'm high, who's fucking me?ZONE Eir Taltoren 12/f/caliZONE Eir Taltoren I'm not a child !ZONE Eir Taltoren I'm 12 already ! Please take a few moments to review the Terms of Service and Code of Conduct which must be acknowledged to participate in The Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited service. Further violations of any part of our Terms of Service may result in a temporary suspension or even a permanent interruption of your account.

if youre offering sure

HAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAA this is good
also wow TESO this is super lame
WoW and FFXIV have like next to no chat policing

i mean not that ffxiv really would ever need it but WoW tradechat gets pretty fun

do u just lurk until u see anything related to being under 18

RIP botters scammers clogging up chat cause no policing....

I'm actually impressed, in a way.
Bemused, but impressed.

Because most games either wouldn't give the warning, or just wouldn't care what you say, when, where, or why, and while it's more fun, that's not inherently a good thing.

Bemused because I don't understand how those last three are "Inappropriate Chat."

no i check it at random intervals and sometimes theres something fun to respond to

That first one was because, like, two posts before someone called someone else "fucking high".

nah i dont mind
its usually only in towns and i just blacklist

yeah you know the last three are innocent
I MEAN not enTIRELY with context

i mean technically it is a 17+ game ?
i dunno. odd.

i think thats up for debate

whats up for debate? i dont like debating much but i can explain myself if youve any questions

;~; youre too passive

we must strike them down!!!! with policing~

whether or not youre telling the truth ^^

Someone else did 16/F/ Cali, so I went full meme.

Then someone later was talking smack about kids playing the game so you know those next two were absolutely obligatory.

I'm cleaning and probably going to play FF15.

im sorta proud of u

i didnt think you had it in you to be honest

what's dirty today?

the truth about what? how I lurk? I spend most of my time consuming media or sometimes video games and I check here in between. Im not looking at it 24/7

I mean you were basically still asking people to fuck you in those later ones, I don't think it's that complicated.

Unless they weren't related and were just later on.

For being a flagrant shit poster in MMOs?

The three later ones were, like, a full half hour, if not longer, after the first.

im messing with u stinky
i believe u no need to defend urself

yes !!

proud me i am proud of u

oh well now that ive got you in a conversation do you have any suggestions for long running shounen anime that I should watch?

My car and room mostly.
I'm doing most of my pre packing this weekend.
Getting rid of trash that I don't need to take, fixing the shit in my car so I can fit everything, and doing all of the laundry I can so I can have most of it packed today.
I leave the 21st, but I'd like most of my packing done this week and next.

where are you going??
:O

literally the EXACT opposite of my tastes ;;

u leave on my birthday :3

Oh, well, rip. I mean the a/s/l thing still implies hookups half the time?

To Hell if he doesn't change his ways.

okay ill go watch yuru yuri

yes this is a decision i can get behind (or also watch denki-gai it has one sorta loli)

I mean, I play to have fun, and I have fun sharing shitty jokes that no one laughs at.

I mean, I guess.
It just just kind of randomly spontaneous, in response to someone else dropping 16/f/cali.

The other two were because someone said something like "Children shouldn't be playing this game."

:(

Aren't we all?

Back home where I grew up.

mean.

Hap bap.

jeez why are you assuming I want to watch something because its sorta loli. I can watch anything and I just chose yuru yuri because ive been putting it off for a while now. the only time I actively seek out loli is when im trying to fap.

Some quicker than others.

i hope nice things are waiting there for you

*chu*

Family mostly.
How is your morning, love?

i laughed
also i have a lot of fun doing the same thing

wrong i am not i am a christian

thank bub

OKAY SORRY FEKKY ITS IN YOUR TRIP AND ITS MOST OF WHAT I'VE HEARD U TALK ABOUT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

not my fault...
but u should watch denki-gai only fu-chan is loli but not even really

also watch uhhhh yuyushiki its comfy nice

i only have time for yuru yuri now anything else will have to wait until after or until the season ends

how far into it are you ? not at a ll ? then yeah thats most important

better than usual
had a good day
ate yummy foods
played games with colby on aram a bunch
came here after reading threads i missed
microwaved some penne polo
fried some kfc in the oven
drank apple juice
and watched some youtubes while sitting here replying to you while think of what i can play.

tfw not flooring it towards hell in a high end sports car

and?

Sounds like a busy morning.

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i am not going to he double hockey sticks

eatingwell.com/video/6729/oven-fried-chicken-how-to-oven-fry/

Okay, but why would you oven fry KFC when it's already been deepfried?

Wait, no, more apt.

Why would you fry something that's already been fried period??

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C'mon Squiddy.

It's just re-heating it.

it was a busy afternoon, morning is barely started for me (6:40AM)

That's A) not kfc, and B) is baking, not frying.

you're the smart one! ^_^

That's not why frying is, though.

She said she was frying it.

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why does the back of my neck hurt and also my eyebrows

Look we can't just keep FUCKING letting luka get away with this shit.

She needs to be held accountable for her grievous misuse and abuse of innocent words

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stop getting dicked in the back of your neck and also your eyebrows

i dont think thats the issue to be fair

I think thats the issue to be fair

Rip.

You are already dead, nani.

I dunno.

I dunno man... that pretty much describes my house in the height of summer.

i want a Switch

I only really got mine for Zelda.
Stoked that Slut Witch is coming to it though.

squid you are wrong to be fair

Swerve, pleb.

fukken strewth, ay?

Countpoint:

I cannot be wrong

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im stoked

Soul Calibur

is coming to Steam

gosh dangit

...

fukken ay

Get your dumb ass on a decent time schedule, shit.

1,2, or 3?

Apparently I was using strewth wrong
I always thought that was a weird contraction of "is truth" or something, but no.
Hmmst.

I have been going to bed at a reasonable time reliably for most of a month now. Not even for any real reason.

Wait it's not?

Hmm, well find a reason! Oh, and go to bed, sounds like you'll need it.

This just in: Squid??? gay/?!?!?

this just in if u r straight u need to be burned alive ???

Hello yes where are your sources?

Apparently it's just an expression surprise/excitement.

I lied in bed for like two hours before getting up and posting here

Oh wait Squiddy, you can't go to bed, Mech_Con is today.
We need to know how old Rusty is gonna Con the gOldMen for the next year.

brand new one

this will be revolutionary!

right here

ohno
when's the meccon stream?

please show them

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Starts in 5 hours. Of course all the good shit isn't really for like another 10 hours, so you got time.

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