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Make America Estrogen Edition

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No... Lily... Don't....

fastboye pc i bet you can even max out minecraft

Do those exist?


Does PUBG's unoptimized ass count? :^)


Still can't run Crysis xd

well this explains some things

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maybe osu at 30fps xd

where did loco go ;;

I'm sure they do. I doubt Canada would outsource everything and they probably have national security issues they need to use them for.

PUBG is the ultimate benchmark, if you get 144Hz on that piece of shit then you’ve ascended :3

dummie

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o woops.

can i atleast still visit him..
or something. i dont wanna hurt him x.x

I swear to god osu! is actually disk bound.

My song folder is 155GB and it's on my secondary drive because I lost it once when Windows fukked up.
Then one day I was downloading some things and I kept dropping frames because it couldn't load the maps fast enough or something :^)


Need to spy on the beaver dams.


I don't know my exact FPS but there's not noticeable lag at least.

wew just get more fast storage

or like 1tb ram drive

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I'm poor, buy me it.

hewwo nezi

PUBG duo when

liar liar pantsu on fire

hello there

it is tuesday


WHERED YOU GO AGAIN !!

Never.


I only have $30

why is it so hot im sweating in my house its december

tfw I know you mean it

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I've lost track of what day it is

neet life

but is december !!!!!!


yeah i usually forget what day but i take out the trash on tuesday
so i remember that one

Global Warming, put more estrogen in the water,

You spend all of it on a gtx 1080?

i am studying you

turdmuncher

Really makes you think

Buttcoins

That means you're super rich now!

i meant "i am studying, you turdmuncher"

Besides the phytoestrogens is there really anything about soy that's really worth caring about?

aaaaa ;;
sorry. sorry. *apologetic pat*

finals soon ?


MORE ESTROGEN WATER

raw milk is a fucking untreated animal product full of parasites and piss

Lecithins

studying

art

informally.

No, Loco is a college drop out.
Estrogen water, I'll fund it.

i never went to college at all

Not in Canada money tho

Really activates my almonds

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*give ssd*

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:sob:

I could be wrong, but he means pasteurized etc, not just vaccinated or mistreated/malnourished.

local farmers worth anything pasteurise their milk

oh
okay
its finals time so i thought

but okay i am wrong


i think this is the right post im linking idk im phone posting but YEAH ESTROGEN !!!!

You give me yours?

i come from a tiny hamlet of fucking goat farmers

they boil their goddamn milk because if you don't you get horrible intestinal parasites that kill you

*pet*

So? If you don't treat your cattle like shit, you don't get a shit product. Pasteurized or not.

I would if I were in bongland.

no just a random one from a shelf somewhere

-hand feeds estrogen kindly-

i'm not really doing chores right now

except for cooking

Well no. there is NO guarantee that the milk will not be infected. EVEN if you "treat it right" and don't pasteurize. I'm a dairy farmer. But that is my assumption.

im not**

let's all drink standing water

can i have some loco milk

-thanks kindly-


yeah its literally just trash for me

i havent actively looke for a job as of late and have no reason not to so im kind of just not a good right now

pics or didn't happen

if you're a good boy

The average person that lives in the city doesn't have the ablity to do that

i didnt realize we had so many dairy professionals in here

Good girl ^///^

OH thank

you won't get any christmas presents if you're not a good boy for santa

IM ALWAYS MILKING THIS BULL COCK OF MINE

thats a lewd image...

also... good boy ?

good girl. what can i do to be a good girl.

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i like to eat raw meat

it is healthy

you know you have to survive

GOOD G*RL AAAAAAAA

sorry santa

santa give me anti p*nis for christmas

brb death

brb same

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YO CAN I GET THAT WATER RAW?

you can change your name field to slut

that would be funny

that doesnt sound like something a good girl would do...

quite the opposite ;;

Do NOT lewd the Lily.

Hey all

Most people do.

You have a really weird obsession with milk dude
Dairy products are not even that good for you

A study released today says dairy products are actually good for you...

Most people work in sweatshops in china, and steal sand in India.

that's not the point

what is the point

EXISTENTIAL FEAR

you legit want to be a grill now or are you just meme'ing

The FDA won't let you sell cheese made from raw milk, which is, in 99.99% of all cases not harmful but allows the government to subsidize soy bean production even given the health risks it poses.

i never know to be honest
i haven known for the past year or so

Those aren't the same thing though. You're saying "buy from your local farmer" as if that's the answer to everything, when it isn't, because most people don't have a local farmer to go buy from.

atleast here if im gonna use a fem name i think id like to pretend im an fem

right

the battle rages on

then they can suffer as far as I care

Why pretend when you can be THE fem?

that requires making a big decision and also being sure that thats what needs to be done

that's why I didn't say 100%

I mean, nobody is suffering as far as I know. I don't know anyone that's having issues with the milk they get at their supermarket.
But hey buy all the local farmer's milk you want my dude

#realtalk; you right. Only you can figure that out.

can't
it's banned by the FDA

raw milk cheese has all the harm of raw milk unless it has aged to a point where the acidity of the cheese produces an environment toxic to microbes

raw milk cheese that has reached that age is completely legal to sell in the usa

besides which i can find no source on claims that soy beans are harmful unless you eat them raw like a fucking idiot

THEY PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE MILK AND TURNIN THE COWS GAY

eat me raw

yeah well rip

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anyone want to play some Overwatch?

THE FDA CANT ILLEGALIZE ME !!!!!!!!

A portion of green beans 0w0

lewd

yeah hmu

fda more like


eat me


zero lewd

They added that clause in?
Well, problem solved.
Now I just have to find some producers.
That's on me, not you.
Should have backed it up.

so you're ok with me saying "i want to eat you raw"?

it has always been like that

parmesan is made from raw milk

if im being consumed yes

no other implication

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Someone eat my raw ass

pretend like the post above mine doesnt exist

where did post no.1932916 go?

let's find out

just got a nasty phonecall gimme a sec sorry :(

Fine


Someone eat my cooked ass

i cannot see it

where is it
(check my lips with ur lips it might b there idk just a hunch)

?????

with saws?

next time we play nezi ill have Woodbelly around who we played with last time, and one of his friends

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Oh.
I don't care about anything Lili says so I didn't factor that in.

I think it might be in your butt?

can you check please

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N O OO O O O O O O O O

im p sure its right here on my.lips mhmm just a nice lil smooch yup

Hi ban

Yes how can I help you dude

who are u

i got a 50 bucks budget to get myself a thing but i cant think of things that i want that are around/under 50 euro

A wretch between the crevices.

0.13 ETH

im trying to remember who else posted this pic uhhhh

ill figure it out eventually

It's Neko

*pat*

It's lloyd tho?

I'm Lloyd but it doesn't matter.

oh lloyd okay
got it

You're not even Luka.

Never mind

you can't understand me

I want to, though
How do we get started

*tap*

stop using luka's poor trip

Why?
Luka's already using another one so it doesn't matter.

Lloyd is a typical nigger

sexy?

If gritz and watermelons are ya thing

black?

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OH BOI
HUH
HUH
FUKKEN SNOWFLAKE ALERT

do u think black people got blessed with such good looks to balance out the rest of them

like their larger penises and stronger bodies

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What a life.

white skin just looks sickly

like a squid

loco just kis me pls im beggin u im dying over here

*great big kiss*

needy boy.

are u sickly white skinned


dont call me the b word...

*smoochieeee* thanx.

i'm irish, yeah

wowee even paler than me then probably

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mhm

you want me to send you pics of myself on discord?

I think that's a lack of sun/vitamins. I get a lot of sun and some vitamins.

yo

got to get that D (vitamin)

go for it !

hewwo i am awake girl on this bench

also wewcome to thwead tonight

I don't find Black men attractive. They look "Uckers".

okay let me just

write your name on my penis here real quick and i'll snap some piccys

L O C O

?

you asked for this

Hi


You're not using that term correctly.

uwuwuwu

I'm definitely the sleepy one

Sorry, I am not quite antiquated with subhuman terminology.

I DONT THINK I ASKED FOR THAT SPECIFICALLY


rest on shoulder u wil be okay miss sleepy

sup

you don't want me?

Okay.


Playing Cuphead.
You?

Who wants in?

sup, gangsta

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I

memememememe


post like
not your

p*nis

AUTISTIC CANCER FUCK YOU ALL

God, what a group of retards. It is a meme u dip

Yes, you called?

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(me)
same smh

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i'm playing this game and listening to some music

okay then bye nezi

oh he must be switching accounts

just my boobs then?

yaaay !! ty

i am an intellectual

if youre gonna post something just do it dont poke me like this

sorry I get annoyed playing these imbalanced games

gonna do something else for a while, been playing too much vidya already

Make sure to tell me of my violent death after it happens.

ok

easiest game of my life

The suspense beckons me to ask what game and what music

what are the chances of that happening

Well to make it even more interesting


He was my friend on league and I didn't even have him added on Battlerite

He was in my friends discord though so we miced up

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mw2 and youtube.com/watch?v=jKX54BxM3O4

ok ok. sorry for teasing you. i'll find a facepic.

nah youtube.com/watch?v=7zJa6FB5crk

what a cool


ty

Fuck yeah! My NES USB controller arrived!

I know it's probably a low budget, but there's too many videos where the whole thing is just "6 niggas in 3 locations waving hands"

clips.twitch.tv/ShortSavoryMartenTBTacoRight

it's funny but that's what it's about

Not even 10 minutes since landfall and I've insulted you while building a wall.

Absolutely more than enough money to rob some kike.

Thought you said you weren't going to use Luka's trip.

It's the main issue I have with Montana of 300, too. All his music videos are exactly the same and about nothing. He's still great though

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Good morning friends!

It's 5 in the after noon.

Anyhow going to be back later.

youtube.com/watch?v=d8U4ZV1ivJA

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jesus christ does this nigga do any kind of promo whatsoever
This shit nice though

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I found him on soundcloud
not a lot of people know about him

Test got scratched by a squirrel and now he's cowering in a corner like a little girl.

Promo is pretty hard.
He's dope though.
I should peruse soundcloud more but I'm so lazy
I just want the music to come to me.

get up

Test got scratched by a squirrel and now he's cowering in a corner like a little girl.

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Rin let me give you a hickey on your thigh pls

Good morning cock fiend.


Hey you be nice to those who get drunk and sleep all day.

Also, time to get drunk.

Also, morning.

:C

Oh on a side note, it's Manaka's birthday today

hap birth

Anime is shit.

i like anime

pone a shit

BUT

you're here

no ur here

I'm only here because I am a refugee from the pony Holla Forumsreads now that animtards from this place and aneki have used our threads as their refugee haven.


NO U

take that back wtf

I am


Who is it ?

Whos the REJECT ? ? ? ? ?

lmao I thought you died

cupcake


Not really, I've posted here a few times and stuff I just don't usually do it this brazenly, with a name and pony images.

Hewwo mister joto~

also Erin

FUCK OFF SKITTY

Its probably an improvement over a lot of the people


Pon3 has been doing the same exact thing for years

what are you doin tonight

I'm not here to hurt u~

What? No?

Harassing people on snapchat

It depends on how you define "improvement", so I guess if you consider having a tranny throw tantrums about their power and ability to moderate their peers in a small community of people who they barely even know but consider themselves a part of because they posted once or twice in their threads over a quinquennium ago an improvement then I guess yeah, you're right.

why would u do that

Wanna squash the beef dude?

When did Darwin die?

wdhmbt

At least something happening.


It was funny to me

who the fuck is skitty

But... it's the wrong kind of happening.
Not the good kind of happening.

What kind of stuff even happens here anyway?

One of the posters in our thread made the news when he tried killing himself with a fire and failed. Problem was he tried burning himself inside his room, which was an apartment.

Holla Forums Pony-fag.

I'm nobody important...
I could be your special pony friend... if.. if that's ok with you..


lol wrong, I don't use this place.

Aw yeah, only one small assignment left for this semester

Well aside from today that is...

Also this is my new home now. As a rule of being a refugee, I don't just get up and leave so I expect to be accommodated ASAP.

Skitty is a cute girl

skitty do u want a head pat

Is someone killing themselves with supposed to be impressive ?

pony people deserve to be burned in a fire undeservingly

help i got stuck

not undeserving, very deserving

YES!

help i got stuck

Skitty-chan?

yes or no?

Did you put a water mark on her face ?

-pat pat-

what?

Yeah, very impressive. I have thought about killing myself at least twice in my life when I thought my boyfriend was ditching me but luckily I was wrong.

Are you impressed?

woof?

It looked like she had a deviantart watermark on her face but its just her glasses.


Impressed.


Who are you dating THIS time ?

I don't know. I need more information before I make any decisions.

its glasses glare

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yeah, it's just her glasses, i drew her

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How's it going?

...

Its good

nice

-pat-

...

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thank


ok bye kyle??

Want to do something?

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squashie come back to vc

Are we putting past gripes behind us and having a clean slate

wtf did he mean by this

are you implying I am a promiscuous whore?

Because if you are then I'll have to ask you to take that back.

Also it's a secret...
They are a really cool person, possibly the coolest.

I don't really want to sit in a call where it's just you guys playing LoL.
I don't really have much to say when you guys game so I don't really care to be there. That and you guys made me feel kind of awkward just because I leave when you guys are in game.

... what are you talking about
you're the one who always starts things for idunno what reason

Eating dog poopie.

so you sorry?

Sorry

It must of been some kind of WEIRD typo


I would never imply that

Why would dating someone be a secret ?

I'm good, just got reminded of this place and thought I'd stop by as a refugee for an indeterminate timespan.
I think I remember you from discord, hi~

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you leave no matter what we're doing though
just come in and have a conversation??? like it's just really disapointing when you only come in and care to play league

oh shit its scriptkitty

i was just talking about you the other day

They have dollar long island iced teas at Applebees all Dec

I got cut off at 11

Man I was so toasty tho

I'm shy lol

I don't believe you.

It's Squash.
Eddy's ex boyfriend.


It's more I'm bummed out nobody ever tells me that you're playing it, and I don't really like large calls anyhow.

Yall were talking SMACK behind my back like I wouldn't find out? wtf


I'm not sure what I should be sorry about, but I'm sorry... I guess..?

when we do you don't want to play
when we don't you ask why we didn't
???

fluttershy was always my favorite pony

but gorsh was rarity cute

Haha nah just a feel people who hadn't heard about the incident that happened that one 4th of july, a lot of people were really worried so i had to tell them you were alright afterwards

a few people*

Not really.
And again I don't like large calls.

>>>/back/

skitty is cool, without them you fucks would have never gotten ban buster

good
how gooes?

(chekt)
Oh! Sorry. I remember you now. Also I didn't know that. He's come around our threads a few times in the last few months.


Why would I lie about something like that.
Anyway they are a cool person who does really cool stuff. They like to fly and hunt.
Also they are a terrible furry, possibly the worst....


Oh... right.. I still have the bullet in me lol
that was kinda lame but w/e it's like it never happened now
I still hang out with the guy that shot me

oh yea, i didn't make it sound like a big deal or anything, and i mentioned alcohol was involved in case it wasn't obvious, but that's good to hear really, i would have always wondered tbh how you fared if you hadn't stopped by to tell me

It was years ago. Like, 2013.

I am a "REFUGEE" remember?

Once you opened the floodgates and let me in, I don't just get up and go (((BACK)))!

It's gonna take more than that, w-what are you gonna do?

Spank me??

Also, where is back?


I got reminded of this place because iirc cupcake posted here or at least I'd see their name when I would lurk and I jokingly told them to come back here but I came instead lol
hbu?

i heard a refugee camp was burned down, by refugees, because they didn't have any nutella

Stop describing me.

you could at least use the place

I remember that.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3960366/Migrants-burned-refugee-centre-causing-10-million-damage-wasn-t-Nutella-Gummibears-chocolate-German-Red-Cross-worker-reveals.html
archive.is/k5rDH

see people i don't make (all) of this shit up

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I had never heard about nutella until I started watching Vitaly on vitalyzed tv from youtube and he'd never stop talking about it.

Now I see it being sold at the local store and comments like these make me worry about trying it and forming an addiction that'll have me burning down my house.


yeah.. that guy was drunk but I wasn't, I had like, just gotten there and was about to drink when all that happened lol.


Oh... I am unobservant... excuse me..

It's fine. This is probably the 6th time we've had this conversation.

WHY IS i am tired ?

What place?


lol
some people....


what the fuck now I feel worse

is late

It's fine. I'm pretty forgettable.

Hi person I've never spoken to before!! I'm Sinni!!

I'm really forgetful I have like mild alzheimer's or something, I'm sorry.. srs

Skitty, you are fine.
I really don't mind.

its only 8 pm

i mean i woke up at 2 am buttttt

Not bad my friend
just chilling

haha yeah that's probably why you're sleepy :?

also why are you wakin up at 2am, dork?

Becasue she likes g-gaming with scoot

bc i was up for like 25 hrs yesterday and went to sleep at like 5 or 6 pm

that too

lol fucking sucks, hopefully you still got to drink afterwards!

but no you should totally try some nutella some time and then spread it all over your body

so what about the times in the past weeks when it's been like 3 and you've left

hewwo
HEWWO

my name is SKITTY 💛😘

I'm extrememly friendly, really playful and super very discreet… 👍👍👍

I'm honest, reliable, and offer unrushed hassle free companionship and much more. 😊
If you want the perfect combination of shitposting and class 💎 then I'm the skitty for you… 💯👌

I'm real 😈 open minded andready for Fun! 👅
Absolute satisfaction guaranteed. 🍆💦🍑

Cute!


Sounds kinda nice tbh

It's been a shit few weeks at work and if I didn't have LoL as a distraction I didn't want to be there just listening.

Good night thread!
Have a nive day!

yeah i take the "sleep is lame" mantra to heart

i dont want to sleep theres too much to do like listen to music or game with my buddies or watch a good anime or film

-pat pat forehead smooch ruffle hair-

That's the most fantastic introduction I've gotten since I joined.

How has your day been, Skitty!


I agree 10000% but my body lost the ability to go without sleep for more than a couple of hours.

Wasting away is lame

I'm closing the thread after this post but I just wanted to come here real quick to laugh at skitty

yeah sleep is just liek


hey im here. in bed. doing nothing. yayyyy so fun.

;;


laugh at me instead

the only sleep I can tolerate is like the one where you close your eyes and immediately wake up, no dreams, no feeling of time passing.

Shit's pretty alright

me too yes agreed sinni-san

Goodnight


It's been uneventful tbh
The other day my uncle came to the house and a repo guy quickly came and took his truck so I had to take them to go get it back. He owed like 50 dollars on the truck and couldn't pay it cause the place he bought it from closed down.

and then I came back home and helped them attach some armor to the sides of our killdozer and that was about it.
hbu?


Who is this?

Pretty?

what

then talk..?

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Glad we could come to the proper sleep consensus.


That sounds radical, what is your day normally like that you consider that uneventful???

also pretty good! Hanging with the love of my life, watchin movies, goin to work soon

its cupcake
so what brought an actual pony molester to this shitty board?

i want to be a tired girl on a bed
you know


yes this has been a good discussion

I don't want to. That's why I leave.
Because I feel like shit and don't want to feel like shit in a call I have nothing to add to.

oh i thought u were

o k then

im in a chair right now. lemme rest my head on ur thighs ..

Speaking of good discussions, you have good video game taste considering va-11 hall-a

What other gaimus do you like?

Yup.

sure, I'll pet your head while you rest

Idk why people like Beau so much, he's kind plain.

I like gazelle don't get me wrong, but still there are so many better deer villagers

It's because he's daddy furry bait.

i made a list for mousey the other day its in another thread rn bc i dont have my old screenshots on this pc right now

off the top of my head though
tekken
resident evil series
guitar hero series/guitar hero customs
dance dance revolution
kingdom hearts
some nice singleplayer story one off indie games that i really liked but i forgot the names of (va-11 hall-a is like the ONE that i remember the name of bc its actually maybe one of the best ever)


thanks kindly
did u see next week would be okay good to hang out ?

say not see

I just like the image.
I'm not usually one for thick hips.

I'm free every day so yes

give him a big hug for me

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oh yeah neet boy nezi
i forgot hee hee

huh.. well now that you mention it then yeah I guess it was slightly eventful.

That's not what I meant though, I mean the events were shitty because I like being lazy and not having to do things like that which are a pain in the ass lol


Oh, I thought it was pretty as pretty the poster wtf
I think cupcake might be paranoid for some reason.

anyway like I said back at
I basically told cupcake to come back here as a joke but I came instead when I reminded myself of the place and the people lol

ok.

can I come back in discord channel please. if not it's fine. just would appreciate an answer if possible.


can you help me find some anime stickers for my car? where'd you get the one on the side window?

cupcake is never here anyways so it doesn't really matter

i mean yeah just message me or tristan or anyone, i never said you couldnt come back?

ravioli ravioli don't lewd animalcrossioli


I like this list, this is a good list.

I don't think I've played most of them? Resident evil 4 and va11 hall-a are the only ones I think.

:) You have good taste tho


People's affinity for random villagers is strange. Next people are gonna be creaming over frita.


Ye I get what you mean. Hopefully you'll get to unwind the next few days to make up for it!

Gotta appreciate busy days sometimes, makes the relaxation days all the sweeter

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someday I'll figure out who all I actually like from AC and rank them.
I still want to get my perfect village set up.

the one i got was frommmmm a booth at CEO this year

or was it at CEOtaku last year
the artist was spewing mews im p sure.

check tictail and also redbubble. just search "anime name" sticker

hachoo


i was thinking about replaying re4
should be a fun time

thanks for validating my tastes sibby

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pony poster reply to me and let me pet ur fur

sorry I just tried contacting you guys through threads and the 2 times I didn't get a reply so guess u guys missed it

ok I'll message thank you


mmkay thankies

Thank lloyd, they're from his folder.

back when I had 2 or 3 towns I had lists of villagers I wanted for each one. It was fun for awhile but the hassle of getting them to move in and stay wasn't worth it.


I have it on steam, if you wanted to like steam share or somethin,I haven't played it since I was a kid, I was awful back then and I'm afraid I'll be just as awful.

and no broblem :) thanks for sharing your tastes


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I really want Dobi and Kyle in my town.
Wolf Link is also precious.

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WHATS WRONG WITH TICTAIL


i alSO have it on steam u smelly

I want barold :)


at least spoiler it so I can keep my eyes pure


bruh waoh same

no

o-ok

oh sorry I highlighted it so I could search google for it, and then I forgot to unhighlight it when I clicked on your post number to reply so it automatically did a
on it from clicking your post number

woops was meant for

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oh okay youre fine it happens

-pet pet-

He looks awful.

*slips into the abyss*

you leave him alone.
I love him :C

aaaaaaaaaa ;;
no !!!!

You lost your rights to an opinion after you said you liked Jambette.

Haha I don't like Jambette, I just don't hate her

You have been judged regardless.

...

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I'm not enabling this sinful behavior

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I'm gonna go get ready for work now friends.

Thank you all for hanging

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selective degeneracy is a sin and stupid.

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bd didnt even say new

he just made the thread

new

new