I contribute nothing to society and cost the taxpayers thousands a year in League skins and Subway because I have no...

Woah. Not even I have it this bad

I'm going to work friends!
I'll see you all on the flip side

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RIP in pieces.

Test x Luka OTP

Also stop being dead

Don't you hate it when Tripcodes get out into the public?

I'm not really amused by it but also I don't really care

Probably partly because I was sleeping all day while the meme-ing happened

If mine got leaked, I'd probably just embrace the meme and then make a new one

How're you? ^^

mislink
Was just trying to open the Quick Reply box

Why

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My throat hurts.

You poor thing.

Admit you love me

Just cause you seemed to be defending her a bit and also I saw you open Dota at the same as her time the other day

I hope you managed to drink enough water ^^

i can't believe everyoe's gay

test
when will my scarf b here

I can't believe Smiles spaghetti'd out of the thread over accidentally linking my post

Now it's dead again

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Well yeah we played a game of dota. I also played with guero and Squid, tho.

Good
It deserves to be dead, eternally.

Never.

WOW
WOW
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

Yeah I'm mostly just trying to bait people into posting to make the thread active

:(

[obligatory 'suck less dick' comment]

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Can't go any lower than zero.
Sadly...

Its OK. I will live.
Sadly...

Four bottles already.

This meme has got to stop

Explain the meme

Guys

If u had to kiss a poster who would it be

My dick

...

Now he's posting one of Eva's avatars.
:thinking:

guero cuz i've done more than kiss him

...

This one

Nevermind :3

Anyway four sounds like enough unless you've been sweating a lot or something

It's a poster? I should use mine to type a post some time too

Just to unlock that achievement

The question's easy for people in relationships with people here :3

Actually idk if you're still currently dating him

L-lewd

Thought so

Not sure why you attached that weird Digimon pic to your post though

I meant the poster I posted. An actual poster.

Darwin.

I know; I'm just kidding :3 -pets your hair-

Did you manage to swallow enough food today?

Unsurprising answer for you :3

...

Yes, I did thanks. Don't spoil words ever again.

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...

Yeah I'm 6

Good ^^

You're fun :3

Who would you kiss

Explain this meme.

Explain this meme.

Lloyd being homo for Darwin?

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...

Whoever is willing.

Free candy? ^^

-pets u-

Nice, I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever in your undisclosed location

No. The me being funny meme

Oh.bow I get y. Thanks.

I said fun, not funny ^^

It's a good thing :3

ya i am, we had our one year anniversary in october!!!
he stayed at my house with my ma nad pa and im spending christmas at his house

Homemade chocolates.

Ltight cool.
I dunno what to say now.

Greetings, chum.

Why chum?

^-^

Wish

I figured I would throw out random names in thread and see what sticks. :3

I forbid you from using my techniques.

That's a picture of Batman.

Gross.

Nani sore ;;

I fOrBiD yOu FrOm UsInG mY tEcHnIqUeS.

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Congrats, I guess things are going pretty well then ^^

Sounds good; I hope there are drugs in them

Cats usually just meow

Seems like a solid choice in terms of cute personality

But we don't know what he looks like

Would you kiss Wish for the beauty within no matter his physical form?

Yes

Oh missed this

How was ur day

How romantic

Nope, just nuts.

w>>1931750
Miau nyan meow.
How was that.

Jeez phone is awful

phone posters a shit

...

Fake new posters pretending to be Peruvian dudes a shit.

Nuts are tasty

You messed up the link, but other than that, good job ♥ -softly pets your hair-

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How did you manage to amplify Subtle's gayness?

-teaches Wish how to make tea and actively encourages her to build upon these techniques.-

-meows-

-just woke up- ._.

I am just as confused as you are.

My head hurts not going to laptop

My body, it bleeds fire

Pouring boiling water on a teabag, wow so hard.

Also I'm a boy btw and not Darwin btw.

hello boy who is not darwin

Dad?

There is no telling what will come out of this.

Very adorable.

what

Why did you left us for drugs.

Greetings, father.

Right? The line art looks clean but it still has the subtle roughness to it and the cat face makes you cat face yourself.

0.o -is pretty sure tea will come of this but puts on his Science Sonata frock and begins doing calculations on his little blackboard with blue chalk-

Holy shit, it is like Raccoon five years ago.

tits arem y drug

No, stop that.

Wyatt is likely to poison me.

Darn

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Stop what?!

Also you're Wyatt, not me.

Imagining Subtle being cute brings me moderate pleasure, and you are divesting me from it.

My name is Joanna.

no im mommys milkies

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Why don't you move to Britbong if you love him so much?

Are you the one they wrote the song about?

I dislike it over there. It rains all the God damn time.

The very same.

Have you ever been?
Pay to fly him to you instead then.

Man, there were like 8 people in a band and they were all in love with you.

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I was there briefly, yes, and I would not be his type.

Hey, it was just like these threads, then.

For what purpose?
Why not?

We have a thread band?
Also I can only think of 3 members.

Business took me there.

He likes others who play osu! and Dota. I am afraid I cannot fulfill his needs.

Is that counting you?

Oh yes, directing Trolls 2 is serious work.
I can't believe they're filming on top of Big Ben.

Come play osu! with me.

Why would it?

Is there a Linux version?

I see we are disavowing all knowledge of that incident.

38 eliminations and 3 deaths with orisa in a match under ten minutes :D

slowly getting better

-assigns protector skwirls to watch over you and sniff out tea poisons-

No, but it works quite well under Wine.
gist.github.com/Francesco149/a2f796683a4e5195458f4bb171d88eb0

I have no idea what you're talking about.

dicks

These powers you yield are frightening.

You are encouraging this activity so that I can fail and you can ridicule me for my inadequate performance.

A bunch of nonsense is what I was talking about.

sounds like you just have no faith in yourself!

naisu

orisa stronk

thank you senpai

yea i saw your win percentage with her and i was like goddamn gotta try her out

i feel like a crackhead playing orisa though because im whipping around looking in every direction all the time for more things to shoot

I'm just as shit to be honest.

Uh-huh.

hmm? I don't really play her in comp much on my account

What about all those screencaps of praiseworthy scores you have sent me?

I have not once sent you anything praiseworthy.

No 100% no praise, right?

...

i must have been misreading one of the pictures you posted or it must have been an off account

all i know is she was at the top of one of the images you used along with reaper or something like that.

You literally asked me to praise you for not-100%.

Yes, and you have always retorted with the fact that it wasn't 100%.

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Stop cherry picking.

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Well, I'm going to go kill myself or something I guess.

Why did you cap an unremarkable post you made from 7 months ago?

Suicide pact?

To remind him of the truth.

With who?

Yeah I understood that it fit the conversation you're having with wish, but that's not what I was speaking about.
Did you save it back then and this is just one of the times you've posted it towards wish, or did you just not jump into an archive and found this example from all that time ago in mere minutes?

now*

It looks like it was from an archive to me.

Moi.

I saved it months ago during a drug-induced stupor in which I had a vision where I found myself in a room surrounded by red curtains and a talking tree said to me, "I am the arm. And I sound like this. Remember this moment."

You are ruining this for me.

We did?

When?

Twin Peaks sucks anyways.

Maybe you just told me to kill myself.

I hate you so much.

remember pilotwings

that game was fun

Good to see Dewgong is finally getting put on trial by the grand inquisitor

That sounds likely.

oh this one

puu.sh/yqXUe/47fae86aa1.jpg

I only played a couple games though so that's why the winrate's so high

still I can hold above 60% normally

you called a smurf account mysteryhero? lmao

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Why is it blurry?

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Soft focus creates a more intimate portrayal of affection.

Alternatively, the artist hates life and living and draws heinous garbage.

You're so smart.

Oh, yes.
They do draw 2hu after all.

so fucking special

Post in the thread (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Not everyone has given up on life and embraced boats, but give it time.

Should have been my anthem.

You're embracing the wrong boats, friend.

I say as I post an image from Kancolle.

The real problem is that I cannot physically embrace them because reality is pure torture and agony.

Nice job.

take a look at this live version

i think you'd dig it

I was picking the hero I played for that round at random, and then I would play just that hero until we switched sides, on which I would roll for a new hero and play that

I got to 3900 and then blizzard banned me for a week so I had to stop

Take this much more adorable boat from better boat game instead as I go sleep.

Gratefully accepted.

ananas

makes sense i guess

now I'll never know if I can hit GM while playing random heroes

It's up to BD's and Nezi's blossoming romance to bump this thread now

maybe ill get good enough to play games with them before it stops being popular

Do u just use gender neutral pronouns when talking about literally anyone here

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if Nezi is low key gender confused

i just dont mind using they or them around here instead of he or she, people get triggered too easily anyways any i'm less likely to hear autistic screeching from anyone if i habitually use they or them, in situations where it is not particularly confusing I don't feel like it really matters does it?

and i'm*

I meant the creep one but that was still pretty damn good. Brought back memories.

I am not. I'm a guy. Always will be.

i know what you meant

i was just trying to share cool stuff

I guess not but you might hear soft autistic complaints from me

A cute feminine guy, right? ^^

i low key like it when me using they or them in a non-confusing manner bugs people so go for it

but if im being confusing then thats on me

and it was cool. she did it justice for sure. My old ass remembers when it came out. Such a hopefully time back then with a zillion less worries.

Then again, my cousin I'm closest to is near 50 now and I'm not even close to that at all.

Actually after I made that first post where I complained I did second guess my interpretation and think that maybe you were talking about playing games with multiple people but I'm high

Oasis is great btw you were right i had that game with orisa on Oasis, those long diagonal stretches where the enemy comes from spawn before point are great for just gunning down

no
no
yes

You're a cute bunny, remember?

I do

I always remember what spirit animals I assign to people when they're new

i also wanted to use they instead of him because it provided a comedic degree of depersonalization and kind of reflects how different we are in terms of ability and playing style (casual/competitive)

what was mine

Deep literature

Oh boy what's my spirit animal

I feel like there's maybe an extremely obvious answer here.

im depersonalizing them in this case to highlight that they might as well be an overwatch god to me

as long as its getting new maps and characters and i keep enjoying it ill play though

I was actually really just talking about the new people who I get affectionate with in such a manner that I start calling them an animal

But I guess BD is a dog and Test is a pony

shut up

It seems like you're trying to set up this relationship so that Nezi is the dom but I don't think that's going to work

...

Mulligan.

Oh really?
Which spirit animal was assigned to me?

Hey, that's like a short horse.

i only played like three games with them, im honestly just trying to get along with everyone better, and they post here and give good tips

Some sort of pygmy monkey.

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Test's spirit animal is obviously a little girl

I remember.

...

See :3

But the second thing that came to mind was that rock monster who some memer you liked posted

You'd probably remember if there was one, see ^^

I was affectionate with you but there was no animalization involved I think

But I guess you'd be something cute that's a bit prickly at times, like a hedgeheg

Well basically you're being like a power bottom, I guess

I suppose it could work

-pets you- :3

Oh, I dig it.

nigga, you gay, nezi does not want to fuck me

thats a good gif

A cat.

hey chinese cartoon fags, im here to tell you something:

Its ok to grab them gibsmedat shekels from your local branch of the sionista occupied "sovereign" gubberment, because those fucking traitors would be blowing it on free U-boots for the chosen people or some other shit. Get it while its still there son.

whats NOT ok on the other hand is what a bunch of effeminate fags you are and how pointless your existence is at present. Its not ok to roleplay as a fucking cartoon girl, youre not a cartoon girl youre supposed to be a fuckin man, unfuck your shit and find someone to sink your cock into, you need to be fucking this is half the battle already

Times are a changing, those that were first will be last, and vice versa. Soon you will be provided with an out, a window will open, however it will be up to you to clamor through or flee back to your fantasy world

a wild commie appears

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im hungry

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Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Ew, I forgot I still had that on.

same
hungry :(

let's go get Denny's

hi luka

your the only good one left....:(

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Can I assume you're volunteering?

To help the cause and all.

-shakes head nu. Skwirls are for good.-

aww i dont think that's true

u shouldn't let stinkers get to you so easily wuka !!
-pat pat-

:(
they smell soo bad tho...

carry a nice pine candle around with ya at all times ^^

Testing

*bites*

aaaaaaa
i need a bandaid now ;;

yuri~

nope

put the blood back in my arm !! AAAAA i need a towel or something !

im a vampire!

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4m what was that other board that we shat up called
years ago, some moe circlejerk thing

okay fine. well if youre gonna take my blood take it and dont let it just spill onto the floor...

I would probably literally take some weebs beat-to-death dick in my hairy ass for "the cause" if such a scenario presented itself, thankfully thats about as improbable as all the other bullshit hollywood hypotheticals like the ticking bomb dilemna and the stupid traintrack one

Sharp minds are working on a final solution for the most severe cases of weebery, so far suggestions have been somewhat..extreme but we are hopeful that we will come to an adequate, syncretic, humane solution for this generational dilemna

Just keep in mind that we are logging everything so that we can diagnose and treat each case correctly when the time comes

Tripfags

how to fix gamecube my disc isn't working

also my playstation won't load games either

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meow~

Lewd

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0.o -is even more confused now-

thats not lewd thats the whole part of being a vampire !!

to suck blood !!!!!

:c

what else does a vampire do ?

wake up at night?

you have to suck blood too ! or else youll die x.x

Test will I get banned if I post gore here?

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what are you up to

trying, but failing, to open a door.

get a step stool !

x.x
blood tastes metalic

I love beating a dead horse.

*hides behind you*

People are silly babooka

at least you are around

doushio.com/moe/

A LITTLE BIT A

Yay! iz breakfast tiemu

Oh no, the mad woman

The great thing about that board is that it's live

The words you type appear on the board as you type them

yea that's what i remember
and thanks

that sounds super cool to be honest

like it def has its cons but dang thats a cool feature

A LIITTTLEEE BITTTAAAAAAA

No problem ^^

Someone should suggest the idea to neo-hotwheels, as like an option board owners could enable

Then again, Holla Forums can barely function as it is

paging dr hot weelz

DOCTOR FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huh?

*noms food*

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no swear pls.

not sure

why not?

Nauseating.

iT ISNT SWEAR PET PET

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*pets*
scoots xmas going to be good?

i dont know

it is a swear >:(

nezi you should be ashamed

you know i almost asked for a body pillow for christmas from my parents

the only thing that made me not ask for it was bc body pillow websites have more than just sfw anime cuties

and thats way too risky

Gonna be great woo

No! *huggo*

huggo wuggo buggo

Im right yay

for now. maybe.

>:3

of?

which character would you have got?

hang on lemme finish this GAME and then i wil inform u

Kill me, senpais.

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Kill squid with a dick

Thanks bro

:(

i wanna see!

In time you’ll see woo

one of these two probably
moemarket.com/yuru-yuri-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-4765.html

moemarket.com/yuru-yuri-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-4760.html

theres a lot of ones that are SO close to being sfw and fine
but the 2nd side has like a teeensy bit of lewd.

THIS ONE. would be G O D T I E R animedakimakurapillow.com/products/new-astolfo-rider-of-black-fate-grand-order-anime-dakimakura-japanese-hugging-body-pillow-cover-adp16307?variant=33031251460

i should save up and buy it and then just put it in my closet when its not late at night like i do for uhhhhhhhhh (certain clothing items)

grrr.

don b upset pls.

i jus wan anime to hug while i lay in bed watchin anime.
is that SO MUCH to ask for

Degenerate.

owostowfo didnt do anything to u scoots >.>

Exactly.

if i dress up as astolfo can i still give u a hug...

Y-yes, i guess s-s-s-so

time to put together an astolfo cosplay

kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~@:

tbh how would i even go about doing that ? hmmm.

Pinterest? Tumblr? Google?

from doing a quick search

the only place i can get that purple and white top is in a complete set with the cool purple jacket too

but its like

$90 soooooo
i guess that idea is getting TOSSED

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then whomst will you cosplay as uwah

ikt do a megumin cosplay itd be really super duper cute

myself being super cute just like every day

...

im a boy

How was slep

post results

aaaaaaand ?

what do u mean

Sleep is for suckers.

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Go to bed ho

But you said you went to sleep a few hours ago.

That'd be WRONG!

Good image. Saved it.

OwO

"No u"

Well yes, but then I couldn't sleep.

I exclusively post good images.

im an (((b*y))) and i dress like a (((g*rl))) all the time

dont tell anyone im a (((b*y)))

good poster. saved it.

IM CONFUSED

Most of it is too moe for me.

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Sleep is for suckers anyway.

Wow that's gay.

slide into those dms

get out of here

That's what I'm saying!

if i was a b*y and i kissed you that would be gay.

there is nothing gay about giving you a kis right now though. because i'm not a b*y

;///; i dont liKE THIS SITUATION

H O N E S T L Y

That and I just have a thing for pantyhose.

has a thing for panty hose
doesnt comment on mine when i have posted them

v.v

ugly confirmed

You have a thing for hoes alright.

*pet* I know that!

I'm not sure how this works.

I have never seen them

ZR > *

just kiss me stinky
thats how this works

hmmmm maybe i'll post again. or not idk.
we'll seeeeee

Im being nice. Now I am upsetti.

Where is lewds when you need him.

You want kisses from stinky people?

maybe everyone in thread will get to see cute ugly me soon depending on how i feel aa

;-; uh.... i mean.... maybe...

That is gay.

Wow slut.

I know nothing.

shibari*

NO

DOUBLE NO

Getting (((delete))) and (((block))) buttons ready.

Yeah you're right.
ZR > shibari.

Very yes!

hewwo im a nice girl would u like to go out for a walk and some icecream

idk what you call it, but
this pose > ZR

bad pic but
x.x i dont wanna take a new one rn

That room needs some cleaning up.

Well

I can't disagree.

And it would be better with thigh highs!

DELETED

my room is permanently dirty....

;;

Or cat ears.

I never asked for this.

Like you.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I SHOWER OFTEN I SMELL GOOD :(((((

*and

*pat*

Three pairs of them.

Wait how does that work

thanks i guess..

i want fuzzy cat ears
i wanna be like.

*mozu mozu*

thats the sound they make when they twitch back and forth

Cat ears, but also another set of cat ears where the human ears should be, but then a third set of ears instead of eyeballs.

Yes, me too.

This scares me.

yaaaay

it sounds like the opposite of scarryyyyy !

I need water but I'm scared of the dark and I don't wanna leave my bed, send help.

Emma post dick

There's a dick in this image.

scootsy watch your mouth ;;

O W O S T O W F O

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brb eating

*sends water*

ur scary

You're the best, but you're also the worst.

HUH

;-; no im not...

uguuuuuu

UWAAAHH

i really need to go grab my back up folder on the other pc

i have zero thread folders on this pc rn

Adorable post tbh

adorable poster tbh

milk yourself and drink that

I'm not actually scared of the dark.

Only thunderstorms and loneliness :^)

...

how?

gimme

Thanks gurl u 2

youtube.com/watch?v=DHkbhQC1hDc

You play an important role in these threads

The lewd things I say look classier because of u

Aw :3

You should get the water and think about trying to sleep again ^^ What time do you have class today?

if u ever get scared during a thunderstorm i can protect u

theyre pretty common down here.

gibbe what ?

i liked the sequel much more than the first one. what did you think ?

I did get the water but I'm not going to be able to sleep.

2:30 but I'm probably not going to go.

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