Who else is a slut™!

Who else is a slut™!
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begone harlot

How the fuck do you buy tickets to walk?

Alternatively if it's to spectate naked feminist whores I'm all for it depending on what perks are included.

You get a bottle of lube and a portable masturbatorium with every ticket

But I'm left handed!

Wow this is so weird. Usually corps are so concerned about offending any of their customers they avoid language like this. Are corps really having this tough of a time reaching young people they'll risk pissing off some of their conservative customers like this?
In Transmetropolitan there was this thing call Gottibot that could manufacture anything you wanted for you instantly. But it had the personality of a mobster and would be extremely abrasive to anyone using it. I think it was supposed to be a parody of the 90s tude at the time, which was even recognized by young people as being sterile even in its own time.
I never thought I'd see the day when corps legitimately try to troll their own customers like in Transmetropolitan.

*so concerned about offending

I think this panel sums it up pretty well

How is endorsing a slutwalk a bad move though? It's ostensibly a feminist cause, it has instant name recognition with a popular celebrity (Amber Rose) and it's obviously lucrative. A corporation as big as Reebok doesn't give a fuck about alienating a few Parental Advisory obsessive moms in the process if all of the other stuff I mentioned holds.