You know what you did.
If beta is weak af I can't even imagine how bad omega is.
I'd be like that if I was being held by a cute girl too.
start with Alpha
zoom in on Omega
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
I had poutine yesterday and it was fucking gross dude
Is this zoomed in enough?
It's not poutine if it's from McDonalds
Yeessss.... let the hate flow through you
It was some weird diner type shit and I was shitfaced
Out here the McDonalds don't sell poutine lol
The fries get all soggy after a while and the dish gets ruined
You fucking lied to me Wish
Thanks, I tried my best.
Sounds like you had a terrible bowl of poutine.
You. Did it.
WOW HAD TO RUIN IT
I'll ruin you
But you don't like me
Last time I take advice from a hockey lover
Good lord, Wish. Keep your fap material private.
You sure about that?
I just assume that about most people
inb4 thin cut fries
inb4 watery gravy
inb4 shit tier cheese curds
Come on, I could post WAY worse.
I suppose you'll only ever be pleasantly surprised t hen
I don't even want to know
It works for me most times!
Good, because I had no intentions of sharing.
Cheese curds are gross fam
Sharing is caring.
I bet they didn't even squeak when you bit them.
You'd even find them distasteful :^)
Try me :v)
I refuse to post eroguro in thread.
I don't think cheese is supposed to squeak when you bite it lol
eroguro is way too cool
its the one thing at all lewd im okay with. its super duper duper cool.
DONT TELL ANYONE (also check out tinalugo.com
is lili secretly a spam bot?
Cheese curds are :^)
this is no secret ^^
DONT TELL ANYONE
this is no secret ^^
seasoned pussy is the best
puffy, red, warm and wet just how it should be
Warm, bloody and tender.
i meant dont tell anyone i like something SORT of lewd
but not at all in a lewd way.
its no secret im a spam bot !!
I already told everyone I know.
Liliana is a slut, gotcha
I'm sure you'd be sore.
D O N O T TTT
I AM NOT
How's the weekend coming along?
Ch 5 of Don't bully me Nagatoro-san when?
I would never experiment with it myself :^)
It's too late!
It's not too bad so far, it's cold as heck though.
I can't even find chapter 3
I gotchu fam
This one right?
It's pretty early, and my niece and lil sis are staying over for the weekend cause my older sis went to party it up in Vegas
We're probably just gonna buy a bunch of snacks and watch movies or something
Turn on your heater you pleb
Where did you find it uploaded tho?
But then it gets too warm. It's just my hands and feet that are cold.
can you share some cold ?
im sweating in my room. i dislike the weather here x.x
I know a guy (;
Its pretty funny how my niece likes anime and yaoi and all that garbage but my lil sis hates anime cause she puts up with my Niece's autism all the time.
So I guess we're settling with Disney movies
If it's just your hands and feet that constantly get cold you might just have shit blood circulation
Too late, that's how I imagine you now
So you just cut up your bf? Cool
Ku Ku Ku
lol'd at Darkness in the background
I got home.
I can't wait for the doujins where she pretty much rapes him
Holy fuck the femdom doujins are gonna be so godly
I'll never understand this shit
Loodz it's cause you're not a pushover with women
She's gonna act all cutesy now, saying that she didn't really mean to bully him so much. Only to start it again
Acceptable, thank you.
how was your time ?
lmao she never says that
He's just used to it I guess
I had fun, but someone was a party pooper because it was a long game and he'd rather play a bunch of short games.
Even though on a normal day we play one long game.
Yeah, I e-mailed it to you.
What's her favourite Yaoi doujin?
Yeah, I probably have raynauds or something.
thats no good. big stinky. theres no gain from bein a poopy party.
odd. atleast it wasnt all bad ?
tysm sweetheart <3
Now kinda just bored wondering what to do.
you could expand on what you offered to talk about earlier ? or not. up to you !
Don't worry I'll just link it to you when he uploads it
I dunno man, I know she does own like 2 of them and she showed em but the art was p garbage and both the dudes were pretty manly so i was like yeah, this aint for me lmao
She loves Yuri on Ice tho, I got her a poster at AX and she was all happy
Man youre health is garbage lol
Acid reflux, anemic, raynauds, etc
If it's up to me, I'll pass.
thats fine !
So it's just a story about a girl who has a crush on a dude and she expresses it through bullying?
Well each to their own!
yuruyuri best girl - GO !
I don't understand why my guy is so fast in my video games
Hes not supposed to be but hes A LOT faster than he should be
But that's Chinatsu.
(i'm asking which you think is best btw if that wasnt clear)
yeah no chinatsu is by far worst girl
i was asking who nezi thought was best girl
He has 41 speed in game
Yeah, for the most part
Isn't that just romantic?
I was smitten with Akari just because she's such a sweetheart, and takes being ignored in stride so well.
My favourite was probably TOSHINOU KYOUKO!
We agree on something.
Hello thread, I've had a super shitty day, I hope you guys are doing better.
Everyone enjoy their Saturday evenings!
Mine isn't much better. What happened that made your day bad?
Does she like traps?
Yeah, my are health is pretty trash.
I'll probably die before I'm 30 somehow.
Oh, you'd want it to happen to you?
fire emblem heroes
fire emblem ZEROES !!!!!!
sakurako is best girl though.
bratty annoying cute and sOMETIMES has a tiny lil fang.
TOSHINOU KYOUKO is 2nd i think.
such a nice girl
It has a lot of depth in it now.
So the whole suspense builds up on the reader finally getting to see him kiss her eventually?
Usually, it's my partner who wants it to hurt a little. It does nothing for me!
Plank's my avatar so I just assumed it was assumed.
yeah but mobile games are for smellies
Unless you play them at work when your boss isn't around.
'cos she's flat.
Like a plank.
yeah but u should be playing tsumtsum instead of fire emblem stinkies
Oh so you actually like the series?
I don't think so, she thinks it's weird if a guy wears girl clothes, but it's not weird seeing two dudes fall in love apparently
I don't know how Fujos work tbh
Let me smash before you die
Can't let a C-rate body like that go to waste
I don't know man, there's only like 4 chapters out so far
She already grabbed his dick
Not even joking lmao
Thats a garbage baby game.
I'm just going to blame it on the full moon and not bum everyone out, it's nothing that will do any permanent damage to my year so best to just forget about it. It really doesn't help that I have to spend a lot of time looking for a new job because my old one isn't giving me enough hours.
I think he gets off to being bullied too
Sorry man, well just hope things get better. If it makes you feel anymore I've been listening to the same some for about a month now. Depression sucks.
first of all.
SECOND OF ALL CAN U GET ADORABLE SWEETHEARTS LIKE RAPUNZEL IN FIRE EMBLEM ZEROES ???
I'm not depressed, I just had a bad day. I hope you can find some satisfaction out of your day to day my man, interaction and satisfaction has to come from the little things you do in life more than the big moments.
Just have to put out some bloody effort.
I have two forms of Nowi.
GG I win
I fucking love it Rin
I just posted her in my discord
she is best girl
Himawari is second
Gonna make it through, gonna make it through, divide by zero like a wrecking crew.
Yeah, I am looking for at least 3 weeks straight with no days off. Not too excited about it.
Saturday evening post tuuuunes!
I'm a boy though.
No, it's pretty bad.
from what i know of you these are accurate picks ^_~
literally actually bad taste
That is a lot of work, and I would be pretty upset normally too, but I need the money right now, I have to apply with like ANY and offer to work night shifts just so I feel confident like that's not a good sign, you're supposed to barter for a good position based on ability but money is making me think fast.
The same artist has done porn, right?
Crying kills me.
yeeeeea homie you know what i want
Shit taste tbh.
everyone is a girl in my head tbh
i hate not being able to work, my savings account slowly trickling down
this is a poll done in japan on best girl
It's bad but I like it that way
Ikr? But hey at least she's staying out of trouble or whatever
So for some reason I have a copy of Grape's folder?
I haven't sang a song to somebody in a long time.
I work mornings, from about 5 to 2 in the afternoon. Monday through friday. But I can volunteer on the weekend for lower pay, but all overtime. I need the money. My woman has severely fucked her knee and is out of work, so I am paying virtually all of her bills and still need to find a way to pay mine.
I am not happy.
What the fuck is that?
Some decent stuff too
ofc akarin is #1
no u (kis me)
it's when you stop being a dummy and start getting ahead in life
You sing more than I do if that helps.
Jesus Christ my man that is a rough and fucked up situation for sure, best luck to you taking care of your girl, you're a good man for handling the situation like you are.
I'm going to stop feeling upset over practically nothing alright?
*kisses U warmly and lovingly*
I've never had that. I always spent the extra cash burning in my pocket on whisky and beer.
It's ok. If you had my voice, you'd sing even less anyway.
Sounds like a plan to me!
And yeah, the situation is fucked. This year has been rough.
A voice is paltry when I could have your heart.
thanks sweetie. such soft lips. :3
A heart that seeks out and desires pain and misery? That is not a heart you would want.
We are reckless beings.
What we want and what we need are vastly different.
You're right, because I don't need or want this shit.
It's been a bad couple of years in general I think for a lot of people around here, stuff just keeps changing before we figure out what to do with all of it. Sure is confusing.
On the bright side your girl sure must love and appreciate you huh?
no suicide related images !!
*flicks your forehead*
I think most of us are wrestling with the notion that our lives are in the gutter. Be that as it may I think there is worth in strife. Granted we make it through to the other end of it.
I wouldn't know. She always seems to have some hang up. I'm more a pawn being used by a dark queen to take the brunt of the attacking army.
Anyway, I am going to drink the last of my rum and smoke my pipe. I might swing by on my phone.
I can't undo what I've already done.
:( Sorry to bring it up even
I hope you enjoy your alcohol at least! Your rum won't betray you! If you come by on your phone say hi to me!
okay well from here on out smelly dont post it !!!!
such a good. good. tune.
Maybe I'll remember.
That is how I feel all the time.
speakin of remembering.
are you forgetting something ? *points at cheek*
restart computer because I thought my keyboard was fucking up because I had a plate pressing ctrl down and doing odd things with every normal key stroke.
I may or may not be too alcohol.
ive done similar whilst sober
Am I ?
I can't help it, company paid for all alcohols during x'mas cruise.
yes. u owe me one since u posted suicide >.<
ooo cruise. hows the food ?
It was pretty good, albeit very sea-food heavy-ish.
Like caviar and roe with different salmon types.
You got one like not even 2 seconds ago.
pass me da seafood bay bayyyyyy im hungy and my master wont give me food ;;
yeah but that was on the lips not the cheek and also u posted suicide pic so u owe me one thats how this works
so youre complaining about the fact you have to give me two kisses but the 2nd one was your own fault !!
I would, but I feel like passing out already.
any time, i was posting that from my phone to save to my laptop too
i dunno ;;
its okay if you dont share. ill survive. you should get some rest.
Random naps are nice.
This is a trap
Maybe, but it all depends on when you take a nap.
Respond to this post to DIE instantly.
tfw u enjoy life and want to continue living it :3
just hurry up and get it over with just a quick half second peck on my cheek u little baby its not that hard
sleepy sleep sleep ~~
* does it*
no thanks not suicidal anymore
You must have a life first to die, tho.
You will never be a pretty girl tho.
I don't know you enough to say anything remotely negative about you. So you just beat me in my own game: Good game.
took u long enuf. ^^
already am one ?
I already suicided so doing it again would be redundant.
I don't know. Your pic didn't liked like a pretty girl to me. Just a pretty boy.
It wasn't a post to suicide tho. It was a post to DIE instantly.
I'm not very interesting but nice to meet you Peru
was it as good for you as it was for me ?
thats what u think
Nice to meet you too Nezi. Reminds me of a LaTale enemy called Nez: They were mole-like critters with cowboys hats and guns.
tfw u have evolved past humanity and have become POST-GENDER
better for me i think. i enjoyed it a lot. i mean u saw how much i worked for it to convince uu
Did you draw that?
guy who can't stop orgasming over digimon telling me to get a life
Nah. I can't draw.
Having a hobbie is bad
Said the Undertrash
dont cry !! just. go slep.
Aw okay... it's a cute Japanese wolf but I can't read their language :<
sorry i am not a cowboy
i'm a whale irl
Kill me please.
Nor can I.
It's my current favorite avatar.
And with so few furries here I can get whatever character I want really with no worry.
Have you tried not being fat.
Didn't work because I want to die too. What a shame.
1 - 10
sorry to interrupt but i have seen nezi irl
he IS A COWBOY !!!!! ((dont let him lie to u..))
pew pew rootin-est tootin-est howdy of the west
Good thing dani the fox isn't here haha
Thats extremely high.
i can't exercise atm and I'm stress eating because of it
You aren't him, are you?
stop lyin about me or imma get the sheriff boy
he should be dead or in jail by now
That's not gonna make you less fat, you know.
But there is people into that.
Had to be Denmark. Hidden.
Well fix it then. You promised me death.
well it was an extremely nice feeling.
but. u are the sheriff ;;
I didn't promise anything. I just said you would die.
the bear is crying
Nah, Danni posts in the sfur threads still.
Then kill me! I need you to get it through my head and by it I mean a bullet.
is that a loli
lord help whoever is exposed to that
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
You wouldn't know
I thought that freak an herod after somebody doxxed them.
once I get on the right meds and I'm not in pain every day I'll get healthy again
i ain't no sheriff now hush ya lip before i throw ya in a cell varmint
Artist has humor
I'll go to bead instead.
What is this garbage.
I can appreciate this
He tried to.
How much would you pay for wish to far in your face ?
Too bad he failed.
I have a few of those lying about. It's an odd feeling smiling when looking at porn.
how would i not know ?
alriiight... i guess ill stop.
I'm garbage, but not porn garbage.
People killing themselves isn't ok.
i like pics like that, where they have like the rope or piece of cloth caught up between the vagina
good tastes as usually lewds
You could be though.
My porn is top tier tho
I think it's usually just called a wedgie in terms of tags
suspension stuff can be pretty hot if it doesn't go too hardcore
I'm OK with being a different kind of garbage, thank you.
Porn is so unpleasant most of the time.
Sure it is. Made to cater male-centric interests only, or to self-insert yourself into male outlooks. Like every other porn image that exists.
what. im confused. pls explain ;;
So make good porn. Be the change you want to see.
You know what. YOU ARE RIGHT. I WILL MAKE MY OWN PORN. HOW COULDN'T I THINK OF IT.
IT'S SO OBVIOUS BRB.
"ere we go. Go get 'em, girl.
What caliber for Squiddys?
I have a bit here and there.
Taking it to my grave.
that would take some kinda stencil
das a good boy *petpet*
I don't know why anyone would want me to far in their face, but I wouldn't do it.
Here it is. My magnum opus.
Porn that doesn't focuses just on the male. But it also talks about the male. It explores both of their feelings as they indulge into the act of love-making.
Friendly porn that anyone can enjoy. Be it male or female!
I did it. It's a masterpiece.
Those feet are gross.
u better be nice to me mr not sheriff...
I've heard this response before
u are such a big meany !! i didnt even do anything ;;
Try to post something that not only males can beef their jerking to.
Move over zone-tan. There's a new artist in town.
So what if I am ?
Who are you to say what women can enjoy?
Didn't you hear?
Peru is the porn police.
Is it 2009 again?
I assure you most women do not enjoy seeing other women naked or posing sexually for no reason.
The regular porn police.
Furry porn is off my limits.
Isnt Zone stll alive.
I give up.
gf can confirm on this
she said she does not like seeing other woman pose sexually randomly
just saying cause im in a call with them atm and i ran it by them
I think it's pretty obvious but Mr. Denmark here has never interacted with a girl in his life, sho how would he know.
Thanks for the input tho. Greet her from me. Tell her that I say the following:
u should be nicer to those u kis.
you mean people can't just usually tell if someone is a man or woman by talking to them a bit?
huh, i thought i was calling you she before anyone else
I should probably do a lot of things.
I like doing what i'm not supposed to more though.
I think your reading comprehension slipped a bit here. What you replied has no sense.
Guess him being a 'girl' means he can talk on behalf of most women. Didn't take him long to resort to insults either.
males and females act different usually, i still really can't tell if you're a gay man or a woman though
is fucking her doggystyle
I want you tell me with a straight face that the average woman gets off by looking at pictures of women posing provatively in skimpy clothing.
Penetration or other situation do more than that.
I didn't said anything like that tho. WHAT.
You are making no sense.
Don't criticize modern art, Its exempt of criticism.
interacting with a girl involves actually being around one, being around one hopefully entails learning how they act, and noticing what not to do that you would do around your guy friends
i thought it went without saying
No I mean, you said stuff unrelated to what I said before.
I am talking about common denominators here, not generalizing.
okay then ur supposed to be mean to me ive been lying
sorry for lying.
tell me with a straight face that the average woman
i also said i couldn't tell if you were a gay man or not, but you seem more focused on that
Common denominator is literally generalizing
First you said women, then you said most women, now you're saying the average woman. Again, my question is, who are you to say what women can enjoy?
As a girl, I can confirm I only like masturbating to euclidean geometry
you look nice today
Actually nah, I'm not engaging in this autism. Lates.
yea every girl has say over every other girls say, don't you know how being a girl works
I took my lil sis and my niece to the store to go buy snacks and some candy cause we're gonna watch movies later tonight
I told them to get whatever they wanted and they bought like Ferrero Rochers, Pocky, Gummy Bears, and some chips
I went to grab some beer cause why not, then they were all like "If you're gonna buy yourself beer then we get a drink too"
The fucking milk teas they got were like almost 4 dollars
More expensive than the Asahi I bought lmao
as a girl, i can confirm i do not like to m*sturb*te and instead like to spend my time enjoying music
Same except for once every few days mostly :3
Average: " a standard or level that is considered to be typical or usual"
I am not talking about all women. Of course there will be women who find women posing with skimpy clothing hot and sexy. But that's not what I'm focusing in right now.
It's easy to assume what is enjoyable for the average woman after spending time with them. And I can guarantee women posing sexually with skimpy or no clothing isn't hot.
This pic you posted, for example, is hotter. Because it shows an action.
It's the fastest way to talk about big groups, like for example "all women". Or do you want me to talk about each and every single woman that exists currently.
Music isn't porn what the hell.
Ask your girlfriend and she will probably say so tbh fam.
isn't that what friends are there for? to rip you off and then eat candy and watch a movie with anyways
AC/5 or bust
mmmmmm. warmmmm...... thank u. im kinda a bit.. messy today. no real motivation or reason to get fully dressed. but thank u.
u look p cute urself stinky
Hey I wrote a long meme poem for u but then I decided it was flawed on a fundamental level like as a concept
Not engaging into autism
I wish I had a smug Hina pic.
EVERY DAY !!!! no lewd
Post it my dude
Came just in time to get my daily dose of Peru spazzing out
I don't mind lol
No. You're focusing on the general woman.
I can't tell if it's a language barrier or if you're just this dense.
Its not easy
This is a lot of hard work and time.
Smells kind of like Dazel.
He's here, and from Peru
So probably both
I was saying I mostly only lewd once every few days
I still listen to music on the days I lewd though
It's a piece of shit
Did you see the short poem I wrote about your waifu, though? You stopped replying after it ^^
Are you a zoo as well?
I can imagine.
I didn't much care for it
He's aware he's generalizing and that doesn't invalidate his point.
Why are Peru and Loodz fighting?
Is Peru just tsundere?
I'll be at the Norms on Victoria st tomorrow morning
Find me if you can
You probably wouldn't like the longer version then
Unfortunately alive, you?
It's always the perfect moment to go full autism!
Loods was posting shitty porn and I called them out for it. I told them their porn was crap, but they said it wasn't and posted more. Then I went full sperg giving my outlook on why their porn was crap. Then they said "nah I'm not dealing with this autism" and left. The nerve of some people!
No, not really.
I am talking about the average woman.
They put freaking bombs in the water that made the dogs go gay.
What's the equivalent of that, like a 105?
Yes. And that's generalizing.
we have posters derailing porn again
Because you are assuming what most girls get off to.
haha I haven't gotten fully dressed in a week or two
I'm not a zoo and even if I were I wouldn't put my animals at risk by admitting to it on the internet.
I can respect that.