You guys really are lazy about this

Emon, be nice.

women do this too

...

I am nothing but nice.

What the FUCK is this? Just day 5 or so and I got a meme already.

And the Erio post was a jokeeeee!

Only me.

Bully.

you aren't my girlfriend so no, she complains about cramps and then masturbates to help

are you on the dot scoot?

Slander.

I will change that.
Make Holla Forums great again.

No you aren't.

Are you calling me ScootS ?

I am him tbh

disgusting.

Truth.

i CAN'T BELEIVE i CANT USE THIS PROXY ANYMORE.

Peru for admin 2018, desu.

You have my vote.

Tell that to the judge.

actually just a slip of the fingers since i was multitasking during the end of that message and your image sort of looked like the Eva they post

wow goddamn

Emon's a bully.

guys i have to give scoots a bj now for ruining their night and their proxy

I think you're being too nice.

Convince your BF to vote for me too.

I can cure cancer

Yeah right

Who ?

What ?

Did you think I wouldn't?

the evangelion character they post? like i know which one scoots is, they call me a dog all the time

I'm not seeing it.

I'll vote for you but you have to promise not to tell Grim.

Forget it.

It's okay I was just memeing

Because they're fucking shit

Rolled 1 (1d2)
1. Forget

2. Remember

...

Its your lucky day.

I'll forget I saw anything.

cum in coyote's mouth to cure the faggotry

Are you avatarring a single image now?

i mean you do only seem to have the one image

There's not a single non-nice bone in my body.

I dunno. Who dominates there?

Says who.

Me too thanks

Rolled 2 (1d2)
1 yes

2 no

Looks like it

apparently

i think reading Bad Dog's posts have given me brain damage.

proof positive its scoots using a proxy and shitposting

That's beside the point and completely not relevant to the conversation at hand.

He says he'll vote for you as long as you promise not to tell Grim.

No can do.

Sorry, friend.

what does this post mean

You have a set.
That's literally the same image

Fix it.

...

Sorry.

You cannot prove anything at this point.

Roll 1d3 and if it's a 2 then you and next poster have kiss

-nibbles a cookie happily in the kitchen, sitting on the floor in front of the sink-

Scream "I don't wanna die!"

(I don't wanna die!)

what does this post mean

Oh right
Me
Fuck that shit, I like it not destroying my memory.

Also the fuck is that filename

I wanna die!

Grim will poison your cookies if you don't stop roleplaaying and make actual posts

You fucking did it wrong

Rolled 1 (1d3)

Care to test your luck? Heads, I win—tails, you lose.

Don't hold this against me.

I cannot believe Peru is blood chan

But I do.

But they get shorter than actual threads. These got to up to 450 posts.

WHO IS THE RULER IN THE RELATIONSHIP, RESPOND.

Unlucky.

-gives sonata more cookies-

Who the HEIL is Bloodchan.

I forbid it.
Even if you die I will reanimate you under the full moon.

I can't believe it.
Bebop's back, and impersonating Ban.

Hm. Must be what they call "dumb luck."

That's life really, innit?

They also invariably wind up leaking memory unless you refresh them constantly. It'll be whatever when you OPEN it, but it'll only go up from there.

Rolled 1 (1d1)okay so i'm gonna roll a d1 if i get a 1 u each get a kis (forehead or lip or cheek thats ur decision)

...He is...

Rolled 1 (1d1)lookit that

Life is returning to places you were chased out of and impersonating other people?

-doesn't think Grim would do such a thing. No one hates cookies that much- v.v

-would be very surprised. BC speaks in a very distinct way and has never managed to do it differently in any of her other personas. But is keeping an eye on him-

*o*

Who do you think you are. You can't play God like that.

That makes zero sense whatsoever. How would it?

Of course he would be. You weakling.

*slaps you*

I can't belive greenbean is being a fucking slut

oh wait yeah no that's believable

kisu

wouldnt a d1 break all of space and matter

nice one coyote

A dog killer will never be best poster.

The way I see it, there are two ways to look at gambling. Sure, you could lose all your money...
But you could also consider that paying your tuition! After all, losing is a valuable life lesson, innit?

It's not about being a weakling, though.

Because your browser retains the information on the page until you close the page or reload. It autoloads new ones, but only clears old posts from the server and not from your computer.

they've never actually done it

they'll be back eventually, you'll get to see them some time

I'm frankenstein.

-nibbles on cookies and smiles-

It's called a sphere.

No.
Fuck you, pay me.

No, you are frankestein monster you homunculus.

Hopefully they don't.

Keep telling yourself that,

Well, I am dumb so.

they aren't so bad, just a little strange

Rolled 2 (1d2)
1. heads

2. tails

How about a small wager on the toss of a coin? I choose tails.

Oops, that's tails. Looks like I win this one.

Strong people can enjoy being tied down, though...

WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS

It wasn't a joke tbh

I'm not sure that's how a wager works.

Wat.

Yeah right. I wasn't born yesterday you dorks.

Ok that was kinda impressive.

Good to see you have things in the right order now

How was your day? :3

i hear this guy does a great trick involving a pencil

It was... It was good.
Slept well?

Post logs, or it didn't happen.

I'm just usually compulsively in control of my surroundings, and it's nice to, like, not have to be sometimes.

Outside of the bedroom, I don't think I'd say either of us are the "ruler" of the relationship.

Rolled 1 (1d1)
hey if this post rolls a 1 you have to press your lips against mine

Want one? :^)

-is best poster since Alice 2. Kept the community bubbling in ways it hasn't for years. Is also very sweet in person but you have to be lucky to see that.-

^-^ -makes crumbs beside you-

Btw, Eriop, do you like digimon?
Who's your favourite Digimon?
Who'd your favourite tamer?

blood-chan is still super awkward even after they drop their facade though

^///^ -is cute-

Well enough, everything will be fine when I finish this coffee

Meow for me :3

That would be mean but I guess I technically could

How was your day? ^^

I'm not a furry

-PATS-

0.0 ... -_-

-not sure if kitty and begins running a flea bath while watching you closely-

^-^

yea he's not furry, he just get's high and talks about dog cock with the rest of thread sometimes

-big pat-

If you say so.

Now you pay me.

Lucky me.

We have to use my dice.. for reasons

Alright then!

Meowww. Meow.

Dropped tbh.

Nice payback you sluuuuuttt.

Talk is cheap.
My day's been okay-ish, if boring.

roll it then stinker

-gives you cookies and tea, too-

0_0" ...

-helps bathe kitties-

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolled 1 (1d2)My luck hasn't run dry yet.

I'M not the kitty here

Yeah

GOod girl ^^ -pets your hair-

Do I have to punish you in thread?

Did you call that employer/did they call you? I think you said you were going to call today if they didn't call ^^

i demand a recount
rigged die

-nibble cookie. sip tea.-

there u go. now do the thing.

Responded.

What do you MEAN with that, huh?!
Talk wack, get smack!

Sorry, friend.

Don't hold this against me.

The second one was a mistake.

A bets a bet.

What am I paying you?

Why do you remember these things.
I almost got away with forgetting.

u owe me big time

BIG TIME. im starving over here.

...

ill never forget the things squid did their their tentacles

-gives you a towel to protect your arms from angry kitty claws-

-is watching you- -_-

-refills your tea-

-thinks this casually disinterested flippance is very feline in nature...- -_-

It's not furry to find tentacles hot though.
That's just like, weeb.

-smiles happily, as angry kitties get their bath-

store.steampowered.com/app/414920/Corgi_Warlock/?snr=1_7_7_230_150_7

Pay up

Are you dying ?

you sure about that?

That's actually very true.

As weird as you word it... You are actually true.

You messed up on that post too

Should I make you say something really embarrassing? It's like you're asking for it ^^

I have a good memory I guess; weird cause I'm high most of the time

I was telling someone else to meow

i promise the two overlap

I'm going to pretend to forget again.

They do not.

I did not messed up anything you DORK.

Let's think about this rationally for a second. Furry is a subculture of porn to begin with, but anime is just drawn human characters. Of course there is going to be more tentacle porn of humans than of furries, which is a niche fetish to begin with. Like don't make me start posting furry tentacle porn.

Big money

No not necessarily.

It's a tough price, but I gotta pay my debts

i am

e621.net/post?tags=tentacle

either way 290 pages of tentacles porn on a furry oriented site

not getting roped any further into this one

Furry is a subculture of annoying faggots.

No rush I guess ^^

This is so inconsiderate to the people of Holla Forums

See Discord

...

Furry is a subculture of why haven't they been banned, desu.

Phones give me extreme anxiety, desu.

...

i am curious what they would call it, if not a subculture of porn, it's certainly not mainstream even if movies like zootopia are

I expect a hundred hours in it by tomorrow.

I can't believe Peru actually let Eriop tame them.

see

*puts paws up* >:3 i'm weady for a fight >.>

True

What happens if I let you starve ?

i die

everyone seems so ornery tonight

Tentacle porn CAN be furry, but it isn't neccesarily it.

This is BS I tell you. Madness.
Erio doesn't even know about Digimon smh tbh

see>>1926796

...

its friday night it's time to party

I mean I lost that bet fair and square, clearly.
What would I be if I didn't?

to be fair you guys aren't so bad most of the time

...

...

both of the mods are furries and the admin is tainted beyond reparations, stupid question tbh desu smh

repair*

stop freaking out phone

For all I know you could be taking Echo's advice and teaching/taming him.

I'd say the times we're ornery are more common, and more extreme, than the times we aren't.

w/e they both mean the same thing

SMH IS BAKA
TBH IS DESU
FAM IS SENPAI

...

that's just how things always are though, if it's worth pointing out it's fair to assume the individual thinks things are even more extreme than ordinarily

...

...

i knew this would bother somebody, get baited

thats not what you were saying you poop

i was just saying furry porn that has tentacles does exist

how is this a conversation still taking place???

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I'll wait until you're almost dead then I guess.

Probably 1 dollar richer

911

...
I'm sorry, master.

im almost dead

...

smh tbh desu desu

I'm ready to keep beating her at those games; it's fun

Good girl ♥

I really let you off easy with this; I hope you realize that :3

gay

Just a little bit longer.

Bleh.... You aren't the boss of me! FREEDOOM.

I will try. But it's not easy.

I don't have any shit-eating-grin images so take this instead.

This is getting silly.

Gros.

So when are we playing fucking multiplayer corgi warlock, ban?

Don't you want a treat later? :3

I never intended for it to come to this, but at least I've prevented the great flood

...

....
...
...
.........
.....................
........................I hate you.

Getting?

...

Don't worry, you'll get it since you're such a little cutie ^^ -runs my fingers through your hair-

...

...

Never seems like a reasonable response.

...

i cant wait that long im almost dead

I'm going to call the police.

Explain this meme.

God speed, Peru.
God speed.

So does this mean she's not allowed to get jealous if I mention my relationship?

Touche.

oh you too

I'm almost ready.

...

D E A D I N S I D E

HAIL SATAN

its not a meme, its life

see

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

okay i guess i can wait a bit longer.

SAIL HATAN

There's nothing going on here! At all. What the heck.

WAT

Damn straight.

I dont feel like you understand how broken and hurt we all are on the inside, Like, you just don't get our suffering

Man, I can't believe it took like two days for Peru to be reduced to calling someone master and taking dog treats.

What a slut.

Calm down.

How much longer ?

i can, they were obviously needy for attention and erio likes giving it to people

...

Nothing at all.
Just public meowing, and obeying orders, and the calling of Master.

Only if you say no homo first.

It's the kind of treat only Squash would feed an actual dog

Actually, I'm going to stop being a bully now.

But you just reply to the same post in several ways liek this.

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH THAT MAN. - Peru Clinton, 1998 or so

THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.

I never say no homo.

you don't say

So will you meow for me, and call me master?

weak*

And you then proceed to spend the next nineteen years of your life being bent over and railed by them, then?

...

I've been tricked. Rused. Bamboozled.

Don't push your luck.

Oh yeah, also

master~

Just end me already.

No

You cannot possibly expect me to control my endless rage.

currently grasping for life

hewwo subordinate

I can't believe Loco's master would just dismiss him with a no like that

Just thought I'd check.

...

I can't believe Loco's master would just dismiss him with a no like that.

...

Autistic rage can never be held back.

youtube.com/watch?v=naJdbU_0Lxk

almost time

Save me from this psychological manipulation.

Gayer

Please delete this video of me.

hello master

-i lick your boots-

...

I can't believe Rin would fucking copy my got dang posts like that.

And evidently take the time to copy them out because they added a full stop at the end.

net neutrality
yay
nay

im cold over here. help me out. do your job.

-doesn't know if a bottom round roast can be successfully dry-roasted- :

what kind of exercise can you do without bending your toes or putting strain on your hands?

and don't say swimming I fucking hate swimming

only thing I can think of is cycling on a fixed bike where you're sitting down/leaning back

i need some damn exercise I'm so bored

ctrl+v.

I can't believe Rin would fucking copy my got dang posts like that.

And evidently take the time to copy them out because they added a full stop at the end.

no

I can't believe Rin would fucking copy my got dang posts like that..
And evidently take the time to copy them out because they added a full stop at the end..

If you genuinely want him to stop tell him that, and reiterate it once in a while, and he's usually good about stopping.

That is, if you want him to stop.

ctrl+v..

ok it's called a "recumbent gym bike" apparently, can't think of anything else though yet

situps if you dont use your arms might work

I spread my arms out wide and fall on top of you, embracing you in myself to serve as your human blanket and warm you with my heat.

i can't believe loco has finally found their purpose in green beans

Loco is a liar. this will end soon.

Wait, are Loco and Lili about to ERP in public?

nobody does that and then bothers to punctuate

i hope so

nobody does that and then bothers to punctuate.

Scoots gets less links because he's scoot

I will see you in court then, fucker.

capitalism is CRUEL

ah those are good

not a huge fan of situps but it will add some variety, thanks c:

good. keep it up. wammmmmmmm youre very warm. and soft.

proud master: (me)

situps are good for your corte, they might be boring but they put a nice burn on your belly and that keeps fat burning and metabolism up

core*

thank you. Even a little bit of a compliment or encouragement from you makes my day.

...

This is a weird thread.
You guys are weird.
Stop being weird.
Weirdos.

yeah boiii

gayest

-puts a 2 pound bottom round on the rack and hopes for the best. Is either going to have delightfully thin slice roast...or material for new shoes.- ;_;

Would it be less weird if more people wroth your name on their dick ?

man I used to rip on this fucking thing, I could even do body varials and a shov-it

too bad they're $160

tea guy are you really dating bloodchan lol

Hey TP everyone here is being weird so im going to talk to you instead

...

I learned my lesson about that please don't it's gay what the heck.

TP IS HERE

sounds good bro

i'm not weird at all

-has said all he cares to at this point. Just wishes she'd come back- v.v

fucking finally

FINALLY!

i'm glad that we're both receiving profits from this.

now squeeze me harder stinky, im getting cold again..

gibbe kisu

what have you already said up to this point?

I was told there was memery happening

That sounds more like a "yes do it"

I never volunteered

longest week ever

your kind of weird is predictable and constrained to very small sentences though, i can digest that right now

YOURE

THE

MAN

NOW

DOG

-thinks more than he should have, to the wrong people at this point and rolls eyes.-

-wonders if dijon mustard should be used early in the cooking or later...-

we are going at full blast right now captain

I squeeze you nice and hard and i kiss the end of your nose so it doesn't get cold.

Finally, the chemo we need, long ass week my friend

bird up

fill me in

Literally none.

just lots of shitposting real fast, peru user is erios slave and loco is lili's slut, and apparently likes being treated like a filthy animal

but we all already knew that about loco anyways

;/////;
i shouldnt be getting this flustered...

thats your job. n-not mine..

i'm disappointed in the people who believe this to be "memery"

eh i don't think i'm THAT predictable

when's the last time i've like full out rage posted

yeah you probably shouldn't have told people that you were dating BC unless you wanted other people to ask you about it

probably later unless it's a cold salad tbh

so hard after short weeks

i guess there's only 2 full ones for me left

so that's pretty dope

oh shit ranch it up mulatto

honestly i think being an eslut is almost as bad as being furry at this point

I will'n's't.

I don't want any more dick pics arriving in my DMs that were unsolicited. Period. Full stop. Period.

DOPE AS FUQQ MARE

you told me to make you feel warm

so I'm making you feel warm inside, master

i havent been here consistent enough to tell you, but you're predictable enough to not just be like oh are you the same person i talked to last time??

some people change their steam names like every week man

That's life really, innit?

Damn Rin

You have a boyfriend

I said no

stop trying to get in my pants

yeah dude cybering is hella pathetic

not as long a break as last year but last year was a little too long tbh

it took forever for me to readjust

yeah it's pretty confusing sometimes

and thread handles

i wonder if that says anything about them as a person

like they don't really know who they are

come oooooonnn

for ol times sake :3

can you. can you rub my arm.. like this ? *rubs your arm "like this"*

Rin is a slut.

I'm
Not.
You.
Jerk.

I can't kiss someone in a happy master/slave relationship like this.

lets not get too existential on it, i don't have enough weed left for all that ayyyy lmao philosophy

grim i made a tinder

this lady matched me and she was a very very pretty black lady posed against a motorcycle wearing latex

so i was like haha nice bot account

it wasn't a bot account and she removed me

RIN HAS ONLY EVER CYBERED 3 MAYBE FOUR PEOPLE AND THAT WAS FOREVER AGO

LIKE ALICE FOREVER AGO

fug.

AND ALICE FUCKED A DOG

okay. fine. (later on u can gibe kis though.)

its the absolute worst besides being a pedophile

oh
nothing new

haha aight

speaking of which i hid all my bigger aparatii from myself because i went through my bag way too fast over t-giving

gotta conserve

i stroke my hand against your arm, trying my best to tickle your skin with the soft pads on my palm and fingertips

like that? or did you mean your other arm

What? Do you wanna see my dick or something too ?

Leave me alone.

people are looking for positivity in a person, you can always be bitter about it being a bot later, but sometimes you only have one chance to make a good impression with someone

Nope

furry pedophiles

honestly i think it's more funny than sad, but it's definitely laughing at them

a willing pedophile yea
i assume, possibly incorrectly, that most pedos are unwilling and hate their attraction
i'd not blame them more than you blame a retard for drooling on themselves

Imagine, having such a 2d personality.

delet

just like that. i think you got a hang of this. do as you please until i fall asleep...

ew. no. i was making fun of people who use the word meme as a way to pretend not to be retarded or to pretend they werent being serious.

I would show Rin my dick.

yea dont be dumb with that shit, you let yourself get a little retarded with it and you just end up increasing what you want to smoke way too much, moderation in everything if you really want to do it, i only have this tiny little bottle with me

so i take it you've never cybered before?

me neither

but one time i tried to have a cyber threeway with manaka and echo

because that would have been hilarious

so pedos that actively search out kids are doing it against their will????

ok i'm going to go masturbate in the kitchen brb

i know you would. thats grose.

;;

wait does sending nudes by phone and saying that you are jerking off constitute cybering?

it's a weird irl/ol grey area imo

i'm glad you didn't give me your nudes

...

...

What show is this ?

Not really.

dw i'll be back when i'm done

imdb.com/title/tt3483512/

...

I appreciate this image

never, it doesn't make sense to me
pretty sure years ago people tried on steam but i laughed them away

only if you don't get nudes in return

no
but like if they're pedo and don't act upon their desires, that's not as degenerate
like being gay but knowing it's wrong rather than going out and sucking as much dick as you can fit in your mouth
you're still fucked up, but if you're fucked in the head only and not in actions you're still human

Its probably funny

Unless thats the only funny part

does anyone remember the forest pvp in darksouls 1 being the best thing ever

im gonna act like this conversation didnt happen

i'll be waiting patiently.

I guess as long as they dont act on it and are trying to fix themselves

it's a good one

almost as good as all the many disgusting porn images this artist makes with these characters

almost

good pet.

But it did happen.

Don't forget about it.

exactly
i might be too nice/optomistic in assuming that they exist, but hey
literal kid diddlers on the other hand

-takes your advice and waits until roast is almost done to baste with mustard-

I am jsut going to go ahead and filter Lily now.
Disgusting.

@_@ how did the roles get swapped. im okay with it. but wow u really pulled one over on me...

i already forgot

-is also hungry. very hungry. where is the food-

dude, it was ridiculous. i didn't even go outside saturday night through monday morning

i gotta get back on the wagon

but it's so relaxing to hit a bong after work

like it's one of my favourite things

LOL so true

better believe i got that open vag shot

yeah dude, like i haven't even signed into steam in years

it's pretty stupid to really keep in private contact with people unless you plan on meeting them

oh god man

it's gonna be too late

i just tossed a quick salad and microwaved a veggie burger

can't delay my drinking

who even is that faggot

I'll remind you.

They're my e-wife aND i DO NOT APPRECIATE LOCO TRYNA CREEP AND STEAL

well, i think it's more interesting that i like to be smacked and choked but also that i can lovingly pat a boy on the butt after he's been a good slut for me.

right?

about what ?

hun u have to learn to share

...

-takes your order for thin cut roast beef sandwich and lets you know that will take about 3 hours- ;_;

-wishes he'd gotten some morningstar products at the store this week now. Likes their burger and "chicken" patties. Likes the corndogs too- :3

see
I DONT share

;///;
this seems to be getting a bit.

...lewd.....

You know

that thing

-will be patient and thankful for the food being gifted- ^^

learn

what thing

yea
and especially for dating/sex, to me the physical attraction is pretty important
so you gotta meet them first/very early on

o-oh i had no idea ;;

the things i've been addicted to for the last year or so is their sausage egg mcmuffin things

but it's like all i eat

and makes my poop icky ;;

No.

RIP RIGHT?

okay master, i'll stop talking about cocks and stuff.

THAT thing

-is very impatient and squeaks at the roast through the oven window! It doesn't seem to be helping-

-likes those too! Generally likes anything breakfast related, even fake meat.-

I just took a really big drink and caught a gulp of air in it and it FREAKING HURTS going down like that.

don't lewd greeb nean

-shutters at the thought and pats your back.- >.

for sure

like by all means use threads to fuck

but there's probably better avenues to go about trying to get laid

like half of the fake girls here haven't even seen another human non-family member naked

when you and loco fake fight in threads

are you like also talking in private?

breakfast for every meal is my jam

shut up 10x

-lurves sausage patty sammiches with spicy black pepper- ^-^

it kinda sucks that piggies make delicious food because they're so cute ^^

too bad. you dont have a choice.

im comfy. i could do with another pillow ? this one is too lumpy.

maybe i could. lay my head on your... lap ?

;; if thats okay..

yeah i've got no clue what youre talking about :(

-pats sonata_blue on the back letting her know good things require patience and thats okay !!-

ty mom. ur always there for me.

Naw, an unrelated to loco thing occured and now I do not suffer liars.
A bridge and a liberty too far.
So no, no private chats.

-tries very hard not to think about it. Was a vegetarian for 12 years-

-sads and sits in front of the oven, watching it like a television-

wait a minute

what if liliana

was

bloodchan

Never mind then.

no shit?

loco x scoot dunzo?

well everything has a shelf-life, no?

i've been one for 20

what made you go back to the dark side?

-thinks everyone has been accused of being blood chan now...except for you-

mhm, sure. just mind my cock. he's not very soft and comfy right now.

my typing profile would be hard to mimic

it's a mix of several

I DONT HAVE TO DO JACK SHIT

Yea. everything has a shelf life. Even my posting here. But I don't see that expiring anytime soon.

TP cracked the code

-is ashamed...it was all the crappy meats. Hotdogs and sausage and lunch meat and pepperoni....PEPPERONI, TP! Tasty occasional treats! Still eats a nominally vegetarian diet. Has meat only 2 or three times a week and sparingly when he does since it's often junk food.-

or i mean, there's nothing similar between me and BC

and like i was around when he first started and wasn't a complete lying wannabe sociopath

Just add a bounch of "u"s everywhere.

yea i feel you man, i was just away making food and filling up a bowl

someone make a new thread already!

it makes a lot of sense

all the extraneous emotes

Iu havue nou idueau whuatu yuou'reu taulkuingu abuououto

oh shit i see you've noticed my houmage to moosefuckers

Someone crack the code

Anyway hey guys

wyd

How was your week tp gurl

-lets u know that itll b okay.-

tp has cracked the davinci code - scootsy 2017

i am bloodchan :(

;;;;;;;;
loco.. the way youre talking is making me a bit uncomfortable..

dont swear please.

dont die alexandra

Meat's good yo

If I was BC i would makes sure to change my posting style up so people DIDNT know.

I'm sorry, hun.

Fag.

okay okay i'm sorry.

*pet*

you should know, i don't actually have a penis. i'm a girl. i was making all that up. for sure.

Are you drunk or something? :3

Can confirm Loco has a penis.

The labour and odour of your favourite colour creates a vapour that just makes you savour the flavour.

Or something.

Can also confirm that Loco has a penis.

Okay, Lili I understand, but how did you of all people miss what I was doing?

-waits and waits and waits-

Pretty much everyone can confirm that at this point

I just got back, nerd

It did look fake though :3

its okay. just dont do it again pls.

yeah i was. sorta wondering... you seemed to be a very feminine "boy"....

huh

-also waiting-

I'm not reading all this.

Can confirm Ian has a penis.

i think akira toriyama would stay up all night reading comic vine and being upset his characters would lose to comic book characters so then he came out of retirement, caught up on some dragonball AF fanfiction, and wrote Super

Now this is a flat out lie, I have a third ball

Someone resume the last 141 posts for me. I got busy and I'm no way shape or form reasing all this jazz.

yeah.

i mean, if i were a boy, i'd be some kind of weirdo girly boy, wouldn't i?

lol

-wonders if you want to know a seekrit....-

Even at my most debilitated, I try my darndest.

see

WeBa, Peru.

...

me and loco are kissing in bed
scootsy is jealous
im hungry
sonata_blue is cooking us food
tp is here

Whoa whoa what's this slander ?

I just got back too; funny coincidence

I thought it was hilarious that you said I'm "usually good about stopping" psychologically manipulating people if they ask

I'm not that manipulative, am I, Rin? :3

Fag.

SONATA IS COOKING FOR US?

RIGHT
OKAY
YES
I AM MAD AS FUCK

have you ever had a wonderful mushroom and beef stromboli before

...

i dont think thats weird. but yes i would be a very girly boy.
i think either way you would be super cute.

-secret ?-

i get it now

i guess i don't have to technically quit yet

i might make christmas my last horrah and go all the fuck out

like really get high this time

when i quit the first time it was after xmas

like a gift to myself and ones who loved me and were worried about me

really busy man

trying to get all the last minute prep done cause like we pretty much die the last couple weeks of december

although i don't really see bc no caps tbh

he is doing the no caps thing

but like he could be a little more creative

it doesn't even really make my autism tingle as much since i started doing it

doing silly things you don't understand

fuck i was trying to find this pinback song that had this line that was appropriate to one of scoots posts

but i never remember names of songs and gave up lol

I should eat soon, actually

Sonata, send me food through the internet

What kind of job do you have now?

Oh my bad, how silly of me to assume you wouldn't be thinking about dicks for once.

Erio, I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that if I didn't know the tricks and what to look out for before meeting you, you'd have me wrapped around your finger like a wedding band.

That's not relevant to what I'm doing in this moment.

Shut up Ian you don't even have one.

No.
Only one.

Such a big coincidence tbh.

TP? Teleportation? WHO.
Also thaks for the resume. Nothing interesting then.

yes, welcome back to me.

You wouldn't be if you didn't posted the "3deep7me" anime.

No caps. Sugary sweet. Right?

I think sometimes about being a girl, biologically. It would be cute and I think it would be nice to be so openly flirty with guys.

On the other hand, I like how it feels to f-d in my ass, and I like my dick. It's kind of cute when it's contrasted with tights, or girly clothes. Is that weird?

Already made the joke you can't do it

If you are a WHORE.

Erio, stop psychologically manipulating my friend, Peru, I am very attached to her and won't stand for this corruption.

I am being reprimanded for not protecting you from Erio's wiles.

good call my man im gonna get fucked up on new years and focus on work and school

That's flattering :3 It would explain why you kind of seem wary of me sometimes

I think I kind of do things without really thinking about it

It's just instinct or something

Have you had dinner? ^^

O-oh..

\^-^/ -is-

-irl...the roast isn't even in the oven yet- ;_; -is still sitting on the counter, coming up to room temperature after dry aging in the fridge-

It's just you embracing your inner Japanese.

...

sorry i dont pay attention to discord more often i rarely even have it open on my laptop tbh

I agree.
Erio stop corrupting Peru.

WELL YOU goddamnit..

What's on the menu?

He is one.
He is not ashamed of it either.

I know what you mean, tbh.
Sometimes I slip and fall into old habits, but, like...

Humans are simple.

Also

I'm not saying whose it is.

Y-yes I have. Beans and rice.

Help plz. K thx You are doing well.

Women who respect themselves wouldn't just flirt openly with guys tho. And such cheap women aren't attractive.

Explain this meme.

i dont really. speak from experience or knowledge at all about the 2nd part but. yeah. i get what youre saying. i dont think thats weird at all.

-is okay with this. can be patient. is sure that it will be worth the wait !-

Peru is a mature individual capable of making their own decisions, anyone going along that willingly likes to be handled

-is dry roasted beef with a dijon glaze, thinly sliced and piled onto onion roll, served with a wine reduction of the fond on the side-

calibration technician

like i went to school for liberal arts

somehow got into customer service

now i'm a tech i guess

ce la vie

he should just put BC in the name field and give zero fucks

maybe he's shy with his bf here

as cliche as making changes at the end of a year

it's as good as a time as any

no?

how so?

i wish japanese people weren't such pushovers

like i don't even see them as having spines

cute girls, but i'd take korean or jap any day

Funny joke. have you tried applying for a stand-up comedy show at Comedy Central?

over*

-is crying on the inside. Doesn't want to ruin dinner but hasn't eaten all day.-

Tell him that お姉ちゃん said no, and that it's not allowed.

Not everyone knows what to look out for, you clod.

Comedy Central isn't even funny anymore so I'd fit right in wouldn't I

maybe i just like seeing it take place and am playing goalie

Because every borrowed word pretty much is the word in English but with a u at the end :^)

Maybe, who knows. Blood chan is an enigma.

Oh I will. I will surely.
Also that anime girl is pretty cute.

That's the joke.

You don't have any experience with wearing girly clothes and tights?

Huh. I thought you did.

That's fine.
I know it's Emons

Loco is just a regular faggot though.
Besides, playful flirting is harmless.

Aaaaaaaand I'm out.
Objectively, it sounds good though.

so i realized that i've been getting robbed for years by comcast

they charge me 10 dollars a month and only give me basic tv channels

gonna buy a digital converter for 20 bucks and save 100 dollars for the year

hashtag life hacks

Get rekt FAGGOT

-knows you can make it. believes in u !!-

thats. not what i was referring to.....
i was referring to the. lewd things you said..

...

I think I've helped Peru a lot; she went months without cumming

You were basically right in what you said earlier; I wouldn't keep her if she didn't like it ^^

Sounds simple but good :3 -rubs your tummy-

I'm trying to remember where I've heard this story

Basically Satan is keeping a guy prisoner, and the guy asks Satan to let him out, and Satan's like "the door is right there and it's wide open, you just stay because you love what I do"

Sounds pretty good; an upgrade from dog hotel :3

-can serve on soft kaiser roll, too if you prefer...-

...

Well. You've used a toy on yourself before, I bet. It feels a little like that. But also, hugging, and kissing, and warmth. If you can imagine that.

i guess i have to watch more anime

we should do that again actually

i had fun

and feels ;;

over 9000 homeless animals murdered

i've been at my current job for 3 years dude

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ??

LIKE ACTUALLY
WHERE ARE YOU PULLING THIS FROM

i just like watching people white knight for people just just met on the internet, i was the first person to even mention remembering peru user from before and I don't even care

You're mean.

Leave the pure child alone you demon.

That would be perfect, thank you

Good. If he doesn't listen, tell him I'll kick his keister.

Ty, I thought so too.
I really need to finish taking screencaps of her.

Gross.

Tbh, though, who doesn't want Emon's dick?

In the same capacity, some people have trouble expressing displeasure even when it's there.

You choose it dude

...

dogs are dirty animals

This is why you dont talk to loco

RIP poor animals, those poor dogs

?

You've never used a toy on yourself?

Good point.

Help me. The water turned the frogs days and they will turn us gay too. STOP THE GLOBALISTS.

Faggots shouldn't be girls.

You are gonna get robbed harder after net neutrality dies.

like the guy's a qt public crossdresser excuse me for assuming he's experimented with a dildo at some point in his life

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ??
LIKE ACTUALLY
WHERE ARE YOU PULLING THIS FROM

goddamn alex jones memes are bad
that level of bad that's still funny enough to laugh at, but holy shit

I agree.

chose what?

i know right?

how bloodchan is able to prowl the new york streets and slit stray cats' throats, is beyond me

yeah i know man

i started thinking about this when i finally had to exchange my 10 year old router for some new clusterfuck of a box

who knows what that is recording

yeah man

like even people who ironically like trump or alex jones

are hella played out

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