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cat girl will eat the fish!

^_^ i feel sleepy~

RIP

Is late too. Should consider sleep~

*nibbles on snacks*

Thats like anti-tiddies.

*pet*

You have a terrible sense of what 200pp is if you don't think those are worth it.

yum. What are you having?

Trick Room is so much fun in USUM

nowi

pene polo thincrust pizza

I guess? I never claimed to have a good sense of it, I just assume that anything I think I can do is not really worth it. Close call is pretty free if exclude the jumps and you can practice those.
You should coach me.

I mean, you can practice any map and get good at it.

But playing the same map over and over would drive me crazy.
I still wish flower dance was shorter so it wouldn't mess up my grip, I could so 100% that if it was half as short as it is.

There's a break almost every 30 seconds though

What about her ?

It's too short.

You can hit escape and pause to make the break as long as you want though.

But that's so cheap.
I'd rather work on my grip than resort to pausing every time I try to FC something longer than 2 minutes.
And then later make an ass of myself when I multi with decent people and come out last.

???????????????????????????????????

she anti too!

In general I prefer to work on my grip, with flower dance I wish it was shorter so I could FC it already because I love the song.

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If you love the song wouldn't you want to play it more?

yum, pizza

I would but I get even more tilted when I fail a song I like.
Anyway, bed, naan.

It's 8am

and?

Hi Wish

*lays down and naps*

*tucks*

*emotes*

doing a run for top500

cheer me on lads

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Nissan350z-11516

*tucks*

ur gay

Hi

You fucking faggot

Sup guuuu(guy)rrrrlllll?

i want to be cute like ian, how do I accomplish this?

says you

Just finishing up one last episode of stuff before bed.

Youuuuuuuuuuuu(you)uuuuuu?

Be a bitch lol

And so I sez.

Finishing talking to you, you fucking faggot.

Why so hostile? ;;

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YOU'RE MAKING US

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW FUCKING HOSTILE

WE STAND ALONE

Standing on the edge of the crater~
Like the prophets once said~

Shut up MGSV

And the ashes are all cold now~
No more bullets and the embers are dead~

[Insert edgy lyrics here]

Whispers in the air tell the tales
Of the brothers gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong

I legit believe Googles is like 15

Especially after hearing him on voice

Watching from the edge of the circus~
For the games to begin~
Gladiators draw their swords~
Form their ranks for Armageddon~

Just stop it's literally just us and googling the lyrics from the same song is just wasting my time

Linkin park

I"M NUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAR
I"M WIIIIIIIIILD

Tell Googles to stop it hurts my fucking soul

Not my responsibility.

ive been absent from thread for the past few days
it feels kinda weird
im really hungryyyyyy

I"M BREEAAKING UP INSIDE
A HEART OF BROOKEN GLASS

Someone get this man some milk.

welcome back

how's life

not milk !!!!!! i would like. some...

mmmmmm crunchy. crisp. hydrated.

g r e e n b e a n s

I know you fucking slut

You can just clean your hands of it

EAT SOME

GREEN BEANS

bretty good
aside from not job
i should apply more and to places i wouldnt normally apply

ayy

Why greenbeans ?

Why can't I ?

It gets worse.

More than you know

Hiya

How do you feel about Pantera?

I said you could so... uh.... no reason??????????????

I assumed that was a mistake.

Basically, this.

i will !!!!!

bc theyre delicious

i am trying to remember what name i gave you. it was cute and food related....

HMMMMMMMM

Yeah, no.

Nononono not Pahthera

Pantera

Oh Pantera?
No I'm not a teenage boy with mommy issues so I don't like metal and stuff.

What kind of memory do you even have?
You know exactly what you called me.

I'm here to be a catalyst- your memory is sparked.

Literally no one likes those though.

They are THE WORST

So what are you trying to imply then ?

That's a cute meme you edgelord lmao

I wasn't implying anything?

I know you fucking slut

You can't just clean your hands of it

honestly my memory tends to be above average but i really am blanking on what i called you..
could be because im sleepy ?

literally i love them
uncooked
nice and cold and crunchy and MMMMMM TASTY

I'm not meme'ing. I hate metal. It's objectively awful and juvenile.

what's the point of head armor if her heart is exposed?

Did cooking have anything to do with it?

So you eat them frozen ?

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What am I cleaning my hands of? Ban pls.

I like deep guitar chords and technically complex music, and so I like metal

I also like Jazz and a myriad of other musical styles. Is that juvenile? idk man

Ask the japs that designed her

Guilt can't be washed off.

was it a vegetable ?
grrr this is frustrating.

no not frozen.
refrigerated.

This is my other favorite album of recent, Yan

Just to give some context

Just about everything else washes off though

Kind of.

Also, sorrymasen, I didn't intend to insult your taste in music, just why I don't care for metal.

But I'm not so... what?

apply to the Drunken Monkey

This is p bad

Are you an animal ?

May I remind you that you are under oath sir ?

I understand why you don't like it, but you didn't present it as your opinion and so yeah when you insult something I like it insults me a little bit.

Hey Revy did you do the Plague Star event on Warframe?

Okie dokie

OH SHIT I'M BOUND BY CONTRACT NOW

too far x.x
35 minute drive is my max for lower paying jobs
if its like.
13+/hr ? i can do hour long drive

Yeah I've got piles of hunter mods and I threw all my cystoliths into the clan statue

why would i be an animal ?

Gonna try and sell stacks of Hunter's Munitions?
Btw did you see that Covert Lethality works with that new infested Zaw wave thing and one shots anything it hits?

Now please answer the question.

May I remind you that you are under oath sir ?

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sir ??? i dont know many boys named liliana...

They patched Exodia Epidemic I thought?
IDK what to do with all these hunter munitions

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Did they?
Horde them and if they don't get nerfed sell them later.

I'll be needing proof.

I can't just take your word for it.

The law is the law.

nah im okay

I only got a set +1 IDK if I'm going to just jam one on a dagger zaw and sell the set or shove ten into the infested polearm

get in jail

Which was?

Do you have an actual problem with me? I'm curious. You've been really passive-aggressive from my point of view for years now and idk why, I've been nothing but nice.

handcuff me and force me into the hood of my car !!

THEN EAT ME !!!!!!!

Oh my fucking god Ian.

Maybe I'll go bonk people harmlessly with a machete.

Clearly you don't care enough about it

They put the fishhook back to being a scythe even though it's pathetically small

She got a gun.

Grab the stun batons

All I do is care.

I don't have sarcasm in this folder but I'd be giving you a sarcastic head tilt right now if I could

id want nothing less than to be manhandled and thrown into the gravel !!!!

TEAR MY FACE UP WITH THE ROCKS ON THE GROUND AND MAKE ME BLEED !!!!!!!!!!

If that's a scythe then I'm an Inaros.
...and I main Ivara and don't own Inaros.

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I guess you're out of luck then.

Little did you know

this is what i'm into

Well okay then

Carry on?

Yep.

duh !!!!!! why do u think im continuing...

BEAT ME UP !!!! PUNCH ME

The best way I can clarify things for you is that I don't respect you but I don't dislike you or anything. I'd say we're on neutral terms.

I really don't see the point in adding more scythes or doing anything until they fix the joke weapons that are machetes.

Or, they could add this and I would be okay with that too.

Where the fuck is my shotgun DE

Where are you hiding it

Fuck you Rebecca, slut.

I don't really care for respect, that's mostly arbitrary. Why do you seem so hostile if you don't dislike me?

How am I being hostile?

Who would even like you, really?

hey u never responded to me ding dong

nobody sadly

You're passive aggressive.

Losers like you maybe? :(

I did tho.

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You're ruining everything.

You're supposed to act like you don't like it.

Yeah, same here.

What a cruel reality for us.

ur cool nezi

wait where

I don't see it.

I don't see the point of having scythes in the game that aren't fuckhuge murderscythes like Hate and Reaper Prime

thats what u want me to think !!!
get back to kicking me !!!!
i want to see blood drip from my mouth

but I like you???

thanks lili

you're cool too ^^

Mostly you. Loser.

Find it

Of course you don't.

You are ruining my whole self-pity to console Ian thing, damn it.

Scythes were never intended for use as weapons anyways, even Stalker knew this and thats why he carries a big fucking baseball bat sword now.

Sorry you feel that way~

^_~

no im playing a game and I'm about to sleep ian i don't have time to look !!!!

Bite the curb then so I can step on your head.

:P

Same to you, bye!

Sleep tight then

-muffled voice sounds bc teeth on curb-
u got it boss !!!! STOMP
STOMP STOMP STOMP !!!!!

not sleeping yet ding dong

You LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message me on Steam when you're going to sleep and I'll say goodnight to you when you're about to go to bed then

got it babe

* *lightly taps the back of your head with my boot*

doesn't really matter what i do since u hate me no matter what tbh fam a lamb

M E S S M E U P !!!!!!!
quit BEING A BABY AND JUST STOMP !!!!
i want the curb to DRIP with my BLOOD
i want the concrete to be STAINED

It's not your fault you're just 2old do not want for him.

Get on Steam or Discord

*stomps on the back of your head*

Did you cum yet ?

I am online on discord.

i do not want that
i just want to bleed

im goin 2 sleel im falling asleep making posts gn bubbers luv u sleepy sleep

A broken penis cums blood.

Hey Ban there's a village in Iran called Benis

And the mayor's name is Benishiddin
B e n i s h i d d i n

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benis

You sure put a lot of work into faking this.

uh

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Hes good at his work.

google.com/maps/place/Benis, East Azerbaijan Province, Iran/@38.2051109,45.7003997,13z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x4010befa0386e3a7:0x5cfc88a76177780b!8m2!3d38.2090726!4d45.7283577

But there's even a road called Benis road there

I can't believe yan travelled to iran in 2011 to put in a thousand different census votes so he could fake a town called benis existing.

unlikely.

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You best be scared, bitch.

fite me

Who r u

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Who r u

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I was talking to my mom about her parenting, and she was watching Jeapordy, and without telling me she was watching Jeapordy, she asked me,

"What novel has one orphan arriving before him was given the surname Swubble; some arriving later were to be Unwin & Vilkins?"

It sounded like a Jeapordy question, and it was early evening, so I just realized she had been watching our whole conversation. so I thought about it, became confident with my answer, and replied, "Oliver Twist." ((don't unspoil, try to answer it yourself first)). It was right answer.

It felt pretty good. and I felt confident. so confident, that I went home and learned almost the entirety of Webpack.

No, I asked first.

shut up cunts, you're both pretty

For real though there's only two of us, come on.

I just forgot my name because first time using this browser on this computer.

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Hoy toy toy

ignoring me just because I find shit trivial. talk about animus.

Were I not tired I'd have fucked with you more over it but you know.

Also, the fuck kind of position are you into complain, "Anonymous".

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I'm not a rapper

no

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Ignored just like your mother lmao.

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Noooo

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Stop being a raper, geez.

You're grounded Kyle

You wanna play Divinity ?

My friends are all playing vanilla wow and I don't wanna keep doing that.

well, I love me.

You can't ground me.

Aren't I your daddy?

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Okay so it's settled you're grounded

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I would say yes but I'm harely awake and tiredness is consuming me, see me falling alseep there.

Do you even have it installed ?

"do toes have bones in them ? "

Holy fuck I've never heard someone say something so stupid.

yo could i get a uh....boneless pizza

Why would you want the bone out ?

Its better with the bone in.

pls they'll take my waif

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put some clothes on

nuh uh

stay naked

nude best

slut

You are

I'm a master key

you're a shitty lock

and yet ou're the one pleasing other men when they ask

slut

Heterosexuality was a mistake.

I wouldn't call him a man.

I wouldn't call you a man either

I am though.

lol no

How would you even know ?

Good mornaftnight.

no man posts cartoons

But I have a penis (male)

Still just a boy

At what point does someone become a man then ?

When they stop being boys

Guess i'm a man then

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at first i was like what perfectly normal and cute webm

and then it happened

that cat was like a fat rich middle aged man drunk with a young lady

beware of face eating cats. They can strike at any moment.

sober trump.webm
KEK
I only noticed how round their faces were.

i love the guy laughing like "oh my god that tiger could end these dogs so easily" but its just being a big fluffy teddy bear with them

people need to be more properly educated about how to interact with animals at a young age I think

yeah it's best to know what you are dealing with beforehand. Lighters vs House fires

The tiger even just lays down for them.

of course, it basically has to, just to play with them cause it's so much taller.

maybe the tiger knows the dogs are the humans? or maybe when animals don't have to hunt and kill just to survive, they just like being playful. who can say

that cat knows the only good way to travel is on other peoples backs

I guess that kind of goes with this one that I already had picked out for the next post.

That's me irl.

better than your cat freaking the fuck out in the car

where can i get a cat like that, now i just want another cat dammit

Animals attack for one of two reasons.

The first is to hunt and feed.
The second is to defend itself, its territory, and those around it, or just generally in response to perceived threat.

And those dogs clearly aren't anything it has to defend anything against in this situation.

More important is that the tiger seems to be familiar with the dogs, or maybe dogs in general, so even if they *did* hurt it, I doubt it'd just kill them. It's probably swat them away and give them warnings to bugger off before it gets to that.

Forgot my image.

I'm the road under the tire.

The cat I have that i'm always posting freaked out when i drove it to my friends' to let them keep it. It walked back. It got scared and ran off once it left the car and disappeared. I didn't expect it to walk across the city.

lol animals do weird shit sometimes, you don't really know how they will react besides around yourself

Also that made in abyss manga sure likes to talk about buttholes

Well everyone died at the end of that show.

its ongoing manga

dead?
end?
show?

or do you mean some other show you were watching?

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yep. they aren't as nice to some people

Reg is a man after my own heart

mangaseeonline.us/read-online/Made-In-Abyss-chapter-21-page-16.html

"I have no choice, I have to cook..."

aweh that poor dog :(

What do you think ?

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Nice that it gets to play with some other dogs. I heard it has some pain issues because of its spine.

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Disgusting

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she is dyky looking

lmao get owned squash

I miss TC's. Mainly the over the top ones.

Squash looks almost exactly what I expected him to look like

bmp

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bamp

boomp bimp

:|

you are a treasure here, webm posting user

Nice.

So long ago. Maybe he's bald and has a zz top beard now.

I know weird right!?

I'mma get murdered in cold blood for posting this.

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lmao at Soto wanking to Soto wanking

now thats what I call circlejerking

Soto wanking at elma wanking*

soto said he walked in and saw what was on TC and just joined. Ethy just finished before that.

yea i wasnt around a lot during that time a lot, most of those are from around 2013ish??

a lot a lot

trying to have two conversations, one written and one spoken at the same time is hard

Just practice in the car by talking with people in the back while you're texting.

This is why I would never join one of you fucks in a video chat.

And some 2014. Maybe some 2015.

anything of consequence rarely ever happens in them when there actually is one.

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Except that they are constantly recorded and stored for future use.

not always. Sometimes people take screens.

oh trust me i have had plenty of practice with small talk, it's just something I cannot do properly without mistakes once conversation reaches a certain level of complexity, with very simple things it's not hard or routine conversation that's more automatic

being high in the morning also probably does not help

did u try becoming kanra so your consciousness can visualize the conversation in 5d

it isn't polite to make fun of people that are attempting to improve

k

-pet-

-dab-

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i hate living

I look about the same.

it's not so bad, really, it's the constantly slowly dying part that sort of sucks

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