use me as a chair
i'm deeply insecure and have emotional damage
also i have a blemish on my face
Fucking big ass moley mole
a single blemish ?
tfw 18 yr old bimple face
but not too bad
not as bad as it could be
i have a moon-shaped lightbrown birthmark on my cheek
moon shaped as in
that doesnt sound bad really
i'd have to see it to tell u if it was bad or not but i feel like its not
HEWWO HAYWEE !!!!!
am I the only one who drinks yogurt out of the tiny containers rather than use a spoon?
I'd consider it if you were female
My favouritest folder
you're not that insecure. you're secure about things. you of all people must feel you're doing some things right.
tfw not haywee wiwwiams :(
I havent had yoghurt in months
Not since....... the incident
THE YOGHURT INCIDENT
i'm a neet living off my parents
and my face is fucked up
Im seeing her and the boys for a 7th time in Jan, shits lit.
Also yeah, if you were Haylz that'd be rad.
Reminds me I need to buy some of her dye for next time.
It is best to leave it at that. The mystery makes it better than the story it is.
7TH TIME !!!!!!! WOAH
also RED HAIR SCOOTSY !!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loco is literally trash. Only good when he sends you cock pics.
Bish, my hair is already red, but maybe her brand of dye would be more fantastic.
wH A t !!!
tfw never seen red hair scootsy
not great ass pics
and scoots claims not to be a faggot
I'm sure it'll crop up at some point
Ive enough Loco ass pics.
my ass is pretty great though
Should send me and mom some thiccness.
i wanna see loco bum and scootsy hair
im not much of a words person
now if you had photographic evidence on the other hand..
i don't think mommy wants any more pics like that from me
some education. you don't want to hear this from me, but nothing has stopped you from educating yourself.
nationality is overrated. you can feel overwhelming feelings for a place and in reality know very little about it. that's like wishing you only spoke one language.
aren't you in school?
I wanted to make a joke about mother tongues, but I didn't know where to put it.
Great reading comprehension.
Oh, right, something happened? I don't know. Eh don't tell me. Not my place to be nosey.
like eight months ago
i keep making mommy jokes because it's funny
Sorry, I guess.
so it goes.
like no offense but erio makes mom jokes at me all the time and i don't assume he secretly has some sort of mommy kink
i just think constant mom jokes make you a really annoying asshole.
Indeed it does. Such is life. Also. Like. You are trash so. There. I can only be real for so much of the thread.
just thought you said you were going to school. so it's been drawing and work, and now no job? I'd say that hardly warrants feeling pathetic. you should try working out. body and mind.
cease what? I'm being normal.
yea real for almost one whole post
no he should try getting a job, and you should too
you should try getting a job.
iF BAD DOG HAD TO BE REAL HE WOULD BE FUCKKING DOGS
who says im not fucking a dog right fucking now while making this post, bitch
squash pls go
george pls go
Besides, you are the most unstable, maladjusted, unhappy person i know
why are you trying to give advice like you have some wisdom
now you're just being spiteful and negative, at least keep advice constructive. they need to build self-confidence and this is just not the correct way to approach it.
Shame loco has such a shitty personality, i'd have enjoyed creaming that asshole.
i thought this is where we come to accept that we are poisonous failures
WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IM ON A RIDE
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOUR TO BLAME
YOUR TOXIC, AND IM SLIPPIN UNDER
erio was obsessed with that and poison by alice for a while
HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE
who is this man
moogs is lacking in the hair department
wow new contrapoints video happy friday this is good
No. Don't. Just don't.
Run. Don't involve yourself with that. You won't make it out.
Just run before George shows you the vids.
I am nervous but curious
it's just live forever as you are now
Wash your hands.
What is this, and also, give feminine bulge please
well not forever
its the boy. alan resnick
contrapoints makes good videos
honestly like. the cinematography is really super nice. produces good content.
It seeps into my dreams.
Maybe I should watch a little.
i can go start shit with the elves now instead of waiting for them to start shit with me
today is a glorious day
you should !
I will ask you more soon
still haven't shown you the children of the mirror or the cry of mann
You and Sinni have to watch Kung Fu Hustle with me and then I'll watch them.
Probably do that tomorrow. *pats*
I'm still learning. I don't even know how to respond to that. saying fuck you will just make you worse to me, and thinking it's sincere or accurate would be insane.
exercise feels good. and really helps with anxiety. it also helps with learning. you don't need to trust me. it's not my wisdom, and having wisdom doesn't mean you'll heed it.
Laying down on a 2000 dollar mattress is pretty comf
Aren't I the best?
no one needs you to expound quite that much
just a bit ^_~
George is Gay
george is cute
I might lose the shooting themselves bet thing.
sugi no omae wa "I hate you" to yu!
Wish I was c-c-c-c-c-c-cute
i hate you you dumb fucking memeing goat
But I just did....
I remember now.
oh yeah ??
Yeah. Times aren't good, my friend. Not good at all.
hard drive finally decided to shit the bed, leaving me to play HD reformat roulette and consequently no images
Well this sucks.
Too much to get into here.
Should I get on Steam?
A fucking leaf
Na, I have to take off in a little bit anyway. Just saying hi.
Also I want to get shitfaced drunk.
I do too honestly.
why are you a goddamn canadian
i am hungry
Matthew I don't know, help me.
Do a eat
Dallas is Canadian
Let's do it. And we can gossip behind georges back.
fucking disgusting montey
I don't have any booze on hand.
I wouldn't mind hanging out though if you want to drink
Eat shit, eh? Don't make me kick your ass, buddy.
Is that the Ogre mobile?
food is empty
eat some raw onion
As in like a Monte Carlo? Is that what you meant? Because that's a Challenger, something your Miata loving ass would know nothing about.
no onion here
go get some
they tasty little roots
Get a KFC or papa johns
No, that is a one finger salute to know-nothing environmentalist types (read: Californians).
is raw onion really that bad?
Seriously though Kyle, you're a fag.
i just dont know how to spell vulgar canadian slangs
If I can get a a hold of enough booze.
This is a good thing, means you've kept up with your regular Rick and Morty viewings to keep that IQ high.
I have no positive or affectionate images to regale you with so you'll have to accept this Subaru totaled by a midget in their stead.
Take off hosehead.
I'd sex it.
yeah they are tasty
no its tasty
I prefer injesting roots in my anal canal
I have my doubts about that for some reason....
Still denying your cock lust, Mandulis?
Raw onions are nice and crunchy. Cut them up into little pieces and eat them with tuna.
You would, wouldn't you ya filthy fuckin hore.
fuck raw onions
the sulphur is putrid
i wouldnt lie to a cutie !
tuna, onions, mayo and a dash of tabasco
I'll believe you a little bit but I'm still going to cook them
tuna, mayo and avocado mmm
Tuna is so icky though
Avocado? Are you white?
you clearly never had a good tuna steak
I eat way too many because my work keeps buying them for lunch
Well, you're not wrong.
Make me one?
no. i'm very mean. i suck.
kay, tomorrow 7 at my place
you bring the wine
Well you cant help it then
Yeah, we already know you suck dick.
Oof, that's an expensive flight.
I-I don't know what the good wine brands are though.
Sulfur second best element, faggot.
not very often, though
oh I forgot I named it that <:
what if I was black?
so is tuna steak.. I think I've only made it once
just get something red, if it's bad there is aspirin for the morning after ^^
i'm going to bed
where's that from?!?!
wish is my friend
Same thing you're posting right now, Galco-chan
No? Like, once or twice a day?
I think I've only ever had regular beef steak and ham steak.
I sort of want to get into wines more once I have a ton of expendable income.
i don't have that frame you capped in your previous post
gimme ur folder!
my galko folder doesn't have the frames yours does!!!
the only time I eat something fancy now is when someone else pays for it..
a friend of mine once asked me if I wanted to a wine course with them but I figuered I liked drinking wine more than learning about it :x
FEAR IS THE DEATH OF MY DICK
Uh... oh God. This is where you find out that that's like one of 8 Galco pics I pulled off of /a/.
Go to sleep.
No, I am currently sexting
How can your greasy fingers do anything on a phone though?
I mean, vaseline does do that
so does KFC
I always assumed it was the fish, chips, and other equally awful foods.
But why would anyone touch that.
Ah, yeah. It kind of sucks that once you finally start living and cooking on your own you're flooded with student debt and you can't experiment with things like that as much..
Ehh? I didn't think there'd be that much to learn about wines to begin with.
How much wine do you drink?
also should i build my first ever PC with this GPU ?
YOU STOP THIS
i can tell you why...
are you a millionaire?
J A P A N
the japan post is directly related
japanese people have this thing where they have KFC on christmas even though most of japan isn't christian at all
Holy fuck. Luka u crazy.
Are you a millionaire?
I think you can learn about types of grapes and where the wine comes from. And I drink about a bottle every 2~ weeks or so maybe.. depends on if I have exams and stuff
Anyways, I need to sleep. Work tomorrow ;;
I don't even have a million cents! Are you?
Ahh, I never thought that that would be such a big deal to wine freaks :3
That's not too bad, the exams make you drink more, right~?
Poor Angel... Sweet dreams.
Well, I have a million cents at least.
No financial worries!
you can still have plenty of financial worries with one million cents
that's only 10,000 dollars
bd, you're a real piece of shit.
I bought a racing wheel
You can still have lots of worries that aren't financial :^)
grab me one too
Playing a character you like because he's adorable and you eat the fucking dirt in a match and you can hear Grim's life and enthusiasm slowly leave his body as your deaths slowly pile up
And you're really annoying, I tell you to shut up for a bit and you keep talking
anyone here with similar experiences?
Yeah, it's full of spam
you cant drive away from that alcoholism
But less than with less than that!
its ok just a norm
exactly maybe 10,000 dollars less than that
I really don't want to take him top, but I can't take him anywhere else.
when you want to play something just because it's cute and you suck as them
i know that feel
Can't buy a house with pennies.
when you want to play serious sam but you know you suck
I seriously suck at that game, but it's seriously fun.
real talk i got the HD version on steam
we could actually play multiplayer tonight
Do you want a house?
One day, yeah.
Practice him as much as you want now because he'll probably get nerfed soon :3
That happened way too many times.
anyone here with similar experiences?
whatever inside of you made you say this, I hope I never find in myself. you're a sick, manipulative pos.
Imagine walking around naked and nobody can say anything about it!
then you won't have any problem not communicating with me further, since i am such an awful person
Both of you cats should lose the claws and just stop.
no one been home all day and ive been exactly that babaaayyyy its comfy
But then my dick would get carpet burn.
i told them to stop talking to me on discord so i could watch a video or id temp block them and they didn't so i did
believe me half the messages i have been sending have been "chill"
But you don't have one.
My cat, he sleeps, he is good cat.
*I gently undo your pants and purr as my nose presses against your quivering member*
NO no, bad dog, RP is just as distracting as arguign about stuff for watching videos
im not watching those kinds of videos
He's had 5 buff updates in a row since release, so it's not crazy to think he might get a nerf sooner or later
This is objectively a woman.
you're objectively a woman
i like this new meme
This I cannot deny. I recently became a man though.
(not a meme)
*Your member slaps my face as it rolls out of your Steven Universe brand underpants. The wafting aroma of dried smegma impales my sensitive olfactory network.*
"Tasty cheese curds", I exclaim with glee.
i dont know how to deal with someone simultaneously insulting me while degrading themselves even further
you have bested me
I want to post pixiv pics. Who wants weeb fuel?
isn't 1080 Ti
huh? is it good?
gimme a folder anyways? ^_^
I cant believe they are cybering in thread.
dear god please anything but whats happening
best thread since i've been here
ALL THE 2HU
themed, not brand. :^)
Wait. What's going on here?
I'm not stinky!
As soon as my pixiv database updates I will post pics. Also, sup Grim, been a while.
The other thing.
*The sound of crunching fills the room as I devour the encrusted nuggets. I squirm in my diaper as the excitement causes me to lose myself and I void my bowls into them. Like beans into a burrito. Hot, soft, but oh so delectable.*
I put on my rope and wizard hat
hangin in there.
someone, Cody, in erio's discord was actually legit into diaper play and would regularly tell us stories of him in several diapers at a time, they also posted video of them in some sort of latex diving suit
Sounds like a personal problem.
Someone needs to stop this
I put on my rope
DAY OF THE ROPE NOW CONFIRMED
I have one of those though.
guess its just my secret desires for the noose slipping out
help, I'm really sad. I don't want to yell or lash out at people. I do have a way of dealing with these feelings by now, but does anyone have any advice?
no wait it was pre-discord back when we were still using the skype chat
yell and lash out
*The excrement slowly fills up my Dora The Explorer diaper and dribbles from the holes where my legs are. With a single finger I reach down and bring a bit of the hot stew to my lips and lick it clean.*
"Just like daddy use to make"
A dick? But how?
Take a break, Kanra.
it's left me more confused and alone every time. hard to convince people I actually want to be bettter if I keep giving in to what I know is wrong.
*Crouching down he lowers his mouth to the lower part of the right leg of the diaper, opening it with his paws and letting it drip all over his snout and into his mouth*
"Mmm, that is just like our shared Dad used to make, because we are related."
Honestly, if you want my advice you need to let go of whatever hate you have with people.
Don't try to justify why you hate them. Just let it go. Move on. Focus on people that like you and that you like back.
this is the hell you deserve scoots
"gib me da tasty poopie", I say though a shit eating grin.
Born with it
yeah i guess.
you and your posts are super cute though !
Have we gone full circle?
Are we ERPing in threads again?
sometimes we just get a little nostalgic
nAH. iM GOING TO CONTINUE ON HATING. i AM FROM THE PART OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HONOURS THE BLOOD FEUD. fuck. you. all.
hi guys, how's your weekend been so far?
and who the hell is this jiggerboo?
It's been Saturday for 8 minutes???
scoots posting with pics
Must be serious
its 7PM on a friday night
my weekend started like 8 minutes ago, and its been pretty weird so far
i welcome it
nice to meet you.
oh, well how was your week?
*A loud rumble quakes from my insides*
"Oh no. It's coming"
*I clench as hard as I can. My ring burning to release the massive load that presses at my gate. I find only enough strength and time to position myself above your face as I lose all control and void the hot simmering mess onto your face*
Hello Liliana! how've you been?
Wow lucky, I wish I had one.
im going to go take a shower in real life now
Fuck you, BD.
I was close to getting off.
but shame, shame doesn't wash away with soap
Now I'm board with nothing to do.
Ya god damn right
You arent new. Fucker.
i've been well
need to get a job still
bEAUTIFUL PROMPTO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does my Ifrit look right to you?
The pixiving has begun!
Ive been here on and off for a while
Good to hear.
oh, Wanna talk about it then? I know how that feels.
Coming in here with the lies and deceit, I know who you are. FUCKER.
Who are you?
BINGO. good question. On the money. HAH.
good to hear u
i wanna do my hair like this except blonde closer to the roots but not all blonde and probably platinum blonde maybe or maybe yellow blonde idk
Try being cute, that works for most
That was pretty cute.
Platinum sounds cute, why not a mix?
I'd ideally like to go RIOT! orange, but I think that might be a tad OTT.
first i gotta grow my hair out a bit which im doin rn
then i gotta look good
wuss poppin b
Not much, just had a comfy thanks giving, got some movies today, gonna watch them tomorrow.
How come you celebrated it late
i don't know how
OwO wash is dish K-OOUT yew spek of????!!?1!
I celebrated on Thursday, wasn't much of an event tbh, just made turkey and stuffing with mashed potatoes. Christmas might better.
Man if you think stepping in dogshit is bad, try washing it out of all of your fur.
I celebrated at someone else's house
They gave me a to-go box but I discovered once I got home that there was no fucking turkey with it.
I have a long-haired cat who got diarrhea stuck on her bottom. Thank god for sanitary cuts!
tbh I prefer ham over Turkey. Turkey is dry most of the time.
ugh yea thats disgusting, like when animals get it stuck to parts of their fur and you accidentally go to pet them or they jump on the couch
for sure !
I think ham is often slimy feeling. I dont mind the turkey being dry as long as the sides and the drink help wash it down.
howls Moving Castle and Watershed down.
To every man his own, Turkey can be made in a few ways. Most of the turkey we made at my house was dry
gravy on both, sweet potato pie, repeat
also we had a nice green bean casserole and some brussle sprouts on the side, and homemade pies for dessert
we made Peanut butter Pie and Cheese pie. Pretty tasty
I have other films too, I can post a picture of my collection if your intrested.
cheese pie? like you mean, cheesecake right
send an image of this cheesey pie
yeah like cheese cake.
okay i was going to say i was getting some pretty weird mental images
but a peanut butter pie sounds really awesome! i would have loved to try some!
I feel bad for you. I wish I had some of that bomb turkey right now but that fucker shorted me
We had potato wedges this year.
They take a lot longer to prepare but they was damn straight
Cute. Later ni ni
nini scootsy !!
th trick to poato wedges is to get the outside crunchy without the inside being too dry, oils work really well for this as well as less time at higher temperatures, and you gotta season them just right so it's not bland potato but it can't be too much either
very tricky to get right so good job for you guys
the trick to potato*
well it was made in a rotisserie cooker, oh well.
I wish I could give you some, but I cant send it to you through the internet unfortunately.