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I'm gonna run to the dollar store sometime this aft.
I'd probably dress very professionally save for special situations.
Nya!
Does sushi count as a special situation?
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Why would it?
Hi, i'm new
MURICA!
Your experience may differ.
What was yours like?
I didn't even go to a Walmart.
Awesome.
Go away, New.
But the myth says people in here are warm and welcoming :(
Because its probably pretty good in japan.
stampede
I was skateboarding around with my friend and we went to watch.
I pissed off a lot of drivers that night.
I like Mananka. :heart:
I l-like you too tomatsukirin
Hi new, I'm anonymous.
Yes that's what we wanted you to think!
youtu.be
Man, if only someone had run your ass over.
hey anonymous, how do you do
nice to meet you
hope we can be friends
ecks de
I like you too!
Yeah, I'm pretty hip and against the mainstream
They always stop and get mad but never mad enough to get out of the car.
But it's also like.
A normal thing there.
I might dress cute or gosurori on a date or something, but kimonos aren't something you just wear.
How've you been?
Hi, Anonymous, I'm 鬼人 正邪.
S-same :blushie:
I didn't really expect you to take the kimono thing seriously.
It was more of a joke.
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O-oh.
Sorry, I'm dumb.
i'm a mess
I have.
Its okay, I forgive you.
I bet they got away.
I thought chasing them off was the point.
No you gotta beat them up and then drive away.
Tysvm.
I think you're pretty smart though tbh.
WAit, really?
Why?
How foolish of me.
I would sound corny or something if I said why.
This is why you always come to me for advice.
Oh? Is that how you write "trash" in japanese?
I've heard worse, I'm sure.
Might as well be.
Does it need to be for advice, can't I just plain come to you?
Like what ?
I mean you could.
I'm not sure it'd be appreciated if I started posting pinned messages from DMs.
Getting praised in DMs huh ?
I wonder why
HMMMM
HOME
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A mystery that will never be solved.
Send nudes then.
Welcome home.
Should it be?
Why must you do this ?
Some cases are better left unsolved.
danke
I'm gonna go shower now.
I agree.
You said I could.
I have your explicit permission.
Send me Hus nudes.
Sounds like a fair trade.
Hu's nudes for nothing.
THis is the best deal ever struck.
Ask Grim then.
It's nice that a lot of the ponychan Holla Forums thread peeps are coming here. Only thing is the thread over there seems to be dying out and for the last year or so now.
Does he actually have them though ?
I don't think he does.
that's pretty hot
I'm afraid to look up and find how wide them trunks are.
Jokes and memes aside, how would I know?
I dunno
And who are you ?
The user who tries to get greg to rape dash.
Fucking niggerdicks I can't sleep kill me
are you fantasizing about black penis
What if I'm just fantasizing about regular penis?
That elephant puts any weight on that foot and that fag is dead.
still gay
Squiddy is thinking about how much dick he can throat.
Yeah and?
Good, tbh
Not quite, no
How much squid dick could a Squiddy throat if a Squiddy could throat squid dick?
*dicks and kills*
Oh. Maybe you're thinking about Star Citizen 3.0 that just went to PTU?
Every last inch of it.
Like, 5 or 6 my dude
hahahaha
Wow gay
Does that mean I can download it and not have to fucking redownload the entire game again ever?
You don't even know me
Nah, I do.
3.0 comes with the delta patcher, yes.
yeah, naaaah, don't
I suppose I should download it, then
Why not?
cause then you'd know I would
Maybe I just know you better than you know yourself?
I'm just gonna fuck someone to prove you wrong then I guess
If you're one of the select backers that got into this wave of the PTU, sure.
It's not out to all backers yet, just a select few while they test stability over the weekend.
Oh, also, the anniversary event and sale starts today.
ikt doesn't count
Fuck you roberts.
Why not?
Does Cup?
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He'd let literally anything dick him, so also no.
Both would count for something then
I just meant cup would.
ikt doesn't count because fuck you, that's why
poor Ikt
nom
Hu, stop trying to eat my dick, that's private property.
nom
ikt stop trying to eat my dick, my boyfriend will get jealous.
You are free to eat her dick.
How salacious.
I give the dick, I don't eat it!
/feeds
*paws at u*
Slut.>>1917309
/feeds
Oh what the heck
OwO
Real talk, if you ever tug on a lollipop in my mouth like that, I'll beat you within an inch of your life.
And not in the fun way.
Valar Morghulis
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Rin you suck
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Did Ikt get a baby sister or something what happened who are all these NEWFRIENDS
nandefuck
NANI THE FUCK?
Yan, stop posting my wife.
You don't even name your files.
This folders a year old and your filename was literally ClipboardImage you stupid cunt.
Fuck I hope you were just joking when you said that.
You're new!!
*petpet*
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I hate you Ikt and I hope you get cancer.
I have them named, I just use clipboard to post them so no one can steal my filenames.
Disgusting!
You don't even know me, newbie
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Filename theft is a serious crime.
Please remember to report all instances of it.
Yan be nice.
Yeah probably not I don't consort with roricon rosers
No
Niggers are niggers.
Be nice, you little shit or I'm going to beat your ass.
Scoots are Scouses
niggers are cute
No you won't
Both are incorrect.
I've seen you and could easily take you.
I very much doubt the martial prowess of a dog fucking jabroni.
Let us settle this matter in THE OCTAGON
I'll take you to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call you again
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT
I CANT HAVE SEAFOOD BECAUSE SHELLFISH WILL KILL ME
i want a tv and a good racing chair
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I'll just let you wonder if I already knew that or not~
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Fucking kill me
Do it yourself
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I wish squiddy would livestream their suicide,
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I want Ikt and a camera
Smoke weebs.
I want Hu and IKT to take a romantic cruise on the P&O out of Holland and sink in the North Sea and drown.
Their lungs collapsing as they realize their demise.
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I have been a terrible boy this year. Surely Satan will bring me the gift I most cherish and covet.
I'd smoke you
rook bomen
also das not a nice thing to say !
I'd shoot first.
You are sub human. You are not worth wasting morality and ethics on.
oh boy
Shut up Scoots you moor nigger
10/10
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Kulaks and class enemies will be put to the torch, root and stem.
IKT, Loco, HU. These are the worst of the worst.
How... DARE... you call me a moor!
Hey Scoots do you ever wonder if the Universe is sentient enough to be repulsed by your autism?
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That sounds like effort
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I'll take that as a compliment
I am the universe's end game. I am the perfect specimen of its divine entropy. Repulsed? No Yan, the universe is BLESSED by my "Autism".
My Will to Power is merely its work channeled through me.
Do not be annoyed.
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Kanra-tiers
How do I drag this post into the Recycle Bin so I can delete it
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Did somebody say 'how i like my furries.jpg'?
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You cannot delete me. Even if you could, you would not. You cannot take your eyes off of my words. For the truth they bare is undeniable.
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Necked Furries are also pretty good.
Kyle is better tho
Furries are class enemies attempting to slip under the radar and sabotage the efforts of the Militant Proletariat.
Don't link me you piece of shit I'll fucking kill you cunt
Yan, want to see my penis?
Oh wow, an aussie who said the word "cunt".
How bizarre and out of the ordinary.
Fucking no
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This is why we should gas all furries. Their rampant sexual harassments and abuses cannot be accepted by a self conscious and pure Proletariat.
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It's like I'm really memeing
No you weren't.
Squiddy is a living meme though
Shit I forgot what mean thing I was going to post in response to that due to sleep deprivation.
Scooter say something mean to this fuckwit for me.
To Squid or to Squash because;
Squash you will never be good at league, you disgusting deviant
Squid you live in Worst Australia, get bitten by a spider you shitcunt.
Scoot helicopter ride when?
No to that Hup thing whatever it is.
tonight
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what a fucking newfag
You can't be good at league because league is a fundamentally bad game that lacks any competitive merit.
Funny, I dare you to try and do that, Spectre you class enemy.
If you werent so busy sucking cocks that is.
He's actually good at it too
Hu would know. Having being their cocksleeve for so long.
Okay nap for 2 hours and Kamuu is a slut
bye
Later
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what was it then?
Why you gotta be like that? I'm just offering free helicopter rides to my comrades.
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buttlove
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If i went to mexico yesterday would I have had a nice shanksgiving instead?
¡hola hombre!
Cómo estás?
sí, estoy feliz de no tener diarrea porque el agua salió por todos mis agujeros
Me no hablo illegal :
wow i sure am glad i'm white
Pasty at best.
i said im glad the water went out of my many shank holes so i didnt get the diarrhea
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you what? Are you okay?
I don't think he's gettin' the joke boss.
he is nowhere near mexico
hewwo fewwow users
i live near detroit, here you can see some of the local wildlife
BOOM. there is my TeddyFresh beanie ordered.
Also; Lily, when you gonna lemme kiss those hips?
i am a little disappointed
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Wry disappointed?
h3 stinkies
actual smelly
Scoot just likes trashy popular basic bitch stuff, he can't help it
Fucking Jew hating piece of crap. No hip kisses for you.
h3 is lovely
new dwarf fortress update is lovely
brb waring with the elves for ten hours
i want hip kisses...
Then let our lord and saviours, h3, into your life.
i liked them for a few months back in like
10th grade
but then i GREW UP !!!!!!!!!!!
I cant believe lily is alt right
Scoots never passed 10th grade so you can't really fault him TOO much for it
truly a sad day :(
What has squid ever done? beside wear thigh highs and be a fuccboi on Holla Forums?
It'll be sad to send you to the gulag.
not the gulag !!!!!!!!!!
sucked dick, and he's damn good at it to
how do i find dicks to suck irl
If onyl you werent a class enemy
visit the commie pony ScooTaloo
as long as you're a dude my girlfriend should be okay with it
now that's quite hot
wait
sucking your girlfriend's dick, right?
im pretty sure she'd be the sort of person that would be okay with having you just suck a strap-on
next poster gets warm hugs
yeah, that's great. pencil me in.
seeing the popularity of strap on sales on amazon and lovehoney makes me really happy
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it doesn't really surprise me with the constantly changing more complacent opinions about homosexuality and like other sexual topics
monika needs to stop messing with my loading bars, shimeji's already exist you know
everyone is gay now
You think I can find girls that want me to suck their dicks?
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NGL I dropped Loco for Lily.
but i still like the puss puss
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loco is a big cutie too though.
i dropped scoots for liliana also
it is what i think, you're like the kind of faggot they would have lynched in texas five years ago
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how tall are you?
chicks with dicks seem rare but I'm sure you can go on the proper channels and find some
there is always one hug reserved for hu
wow you posted that at the exaCT SAME SECOND i said u were cute.
cutie.
debatable
hewwo sam hyde !! alt-right !!!!!!!!
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It is ironic... Don't make me spank you, like a good comrade should... baka
5'10
I meant strap-ons.
what are your other specs?
ill get the debate team ready and they'll get the ropes and the jeep ready just in case
probably even more common!
i think i weigh 65kg
i'm very cute, facially
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you lost your name btw~
it's probably out taking a walk
it'll come back on its own
ur not allowed to spank me !
hey dont ignore me give me a smooch ding dong
ur very cute everywhere probably
okay
tfw no super cute fuckboi with low self-esteem to just smash
unhealthy relationships are NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes daddy
*smooch*
kek
brb whipping up some lunch
ew dont call me daddy thats for like. if i was in my 20s. im younger than u stinky !!!!!
whip me
eat me
who said anything about relationship
i just want to smash
see loco gets it
what order?
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brb, bedtime~
Enjoy lunch, and have a good day
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so what's wrong with you?