new thread for sits
New thread for sits
Not a physical one, but yeah.
I don't write it in daily or anything though.
boring is good
i really should start writing again
every once in awhile i'll clean a corner of the apt and run across some writings
i can remember exactly where i was when i wrote them
I wouldn't have thought you remembered yesterday even.
What to eat for lunch?
h*ck off tumblrtale
I feel like typing some stuff out sometimes, but then i remember my keyboard is battery power, and i have to save such precious energy for shitposting and being bad at vidya
Oh by the way TP, I wrote like six limericks about people from Holla Forums last night
Want to see? :3
I kind of forget that I just didn't tell people my gender for like the first five months
dude how the fuck do you even recognize a Gaster without being a massive faggot yourself, just inform me please
btw i was either busy or going to sleep when the limericks happened
CAN I HAVE ONE PLS ERIO !!!!!!!! pls <3
ill gibbe kis
Where is mine?
no, like don't get me wrong, a lot the time i would journal while intoxicated, but reading them in whatever journal or folded up pieces of paper i find them in, brings me back
dude like pen? paper?
Did you read the part about requests being hard? Poetry is mostly something I vomit up, or at least the essence of it is
But the good news is that now the idea of writing one about you is in my head, so something might happen
You missed my post so I'm just gonna show you anyway
There once was a man named 10X
He and Bern would discuss gay sex
But Bern showed him his prick,
10X leaked that dick,
And Bern fled the threads and his ex
There once was a big hairy mutt
Squash wanted to be the dog's slut
Squash got in position,
The dog accepted the mission,
And fucked Squash right in the butt
There once was a man named Grim
Nymph got quite tired of him
So Grim crashed Nymph's router,
Then Nymph got more sour,
And we in Nymph's butt blood did swim
I have a good friend named Hu
Just don't tell him you're a Jew
If you do, you'll be gassed,
A great Zyklon B blast,
Lampshades will be made from you
So Grim, that weird Pakistani
He once said he'd kill a tranny
You banned him from your chat
That's what I know of that
But I guess he proved he's manly
this was a reply to oobles when she asked what I know about her
So, Darwin really likes young boys
To him, they're his little sex toys
He's e-dated twenty
Addicted to illegal joys
idk you can really feel the drunken emotion when you see all the scribbles
This thread is now property of /genesis/ smh
yes i understand that mhmm yes
if you can do one COOL !!!
if not THATS OKAY !!!
wow this is actually really good
Clear your office, you're fired.
I want your ID and your pen on my desk by morning.
I think a lot of people ended up doing something similar to that.
Ohh, I dig.
was spiderman face guy, licky?
i can't even remember
i think it was someone different actually
like he exclusively did the spiderman faces
We don't stand a chance against such an active board
I thought limericks might be a pretty outdated form of meme-ing, but it worked out
That's why jobs that involve poetry mostly aren't really appealing
It's too late for me to be a gril :c
all me tbh
i know that dude "a" used to do these
I don't even remember
This is how Lime posted when he was new
i liked how you said hu
i say that too
what even is a hupony lol
Just create a new persona.
same smh tbqf imho
licky was unrivaled though
Don't give me any sass young lady.
mom wants me to watch a movie with her
B-but I wanna play dark souls...
the sad thing is it could be any number of regulars
we're a huge group of real winners
what movie !
How does he want us to pronounce it? Like "Huh"?
Most people seem to call him Hu and it would be weird if it's pronounced like that
I'm just kidding; I don't want to pretend
I'm a real nigga
You can be the new Lime
Such an aggressive RPer :3
dude you can legally drink
you can meet johns in bars
why are you even thinking about this
i was thinking more like "hue"
CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COUNTRY LIES
SAID THE UNIFAUN TO HIS TRUE LOVES EYES
IT LIES WITH ME CRIED THE QUEEN OF MAYBE
FOR HER MERCHANDISE, HE TRADED IN HIS PRIZE
YEAH DEF DOOOOOOOOOOODGE THAT MOVIE that movie stinks
sometimes im like not that many people have ever posted here with a name right?
and then i remember
the list of namefags and namefags posting anonymously is endless
It's too late
i feel really bad for you to be honest not even joking
You're white though.
we essentially have the triumvirate cancer threads of /b/ when it was good knowing about this place
"Hue" as in color?
I think of it as "Hoo," but I'm comfortable with yours too because it still means my limerick rhymes
There's a chance you literally are Lime, actually
Urbandictionary says you don't have to be black to be a real nigga
"Hoo" as in owl sex noises : ^ )
Go rp a dick.
Am I a real nigga?
i mean it doesn't really matter, right?
i mean in that shitty meme way of being like huehuehuehue
still sticking to that?
Not really in the mood for that atm
You're a lot more honest these days, so you are, or at least you're making progress in that direction ^^
=h*ck off tumblrmus==
/b/ was never good though
Shit, how do I go back?
spam guy gets me excited about getting replies then i scroll down and get a sad ;;
but like it's really bad now
i only ever go there when there's a big nude celeb leak
0% chance I'll be changing my mind on it so ye
Yeah, I was actually never sure how that meme was pronounced, but I guess it's probably like "hue" as in color, or at least that should be the default assumption
I'm one of the few people here who uses Tumblr, as far as I know
By pretending to be a girl and saying pee is gross, I guess
when you splintered off and still had a community capable of generating 2 million garbage posts in a few years
Do you mind? I'm venting frustration
oh, and my 4chanx died
i was trying to shitpost bb memes in a sur thread in /tv/ and i had to do it oldschool
like no qr
all me tbh
That's just a world I don't want to live in.
test please ban this guy for spam k thanks
it's not that bad
take the phil pill and you will be saved
but like, you've tried alcohol though right?
hey man i have a lot of respect no matter your reasons
it's not like anything bad will happen by not drinking alcohol lol
i guess i was never really sure either now that we're talking about it
i always fucking hated that meme
also the meme face :^)
pls no dox
ave ye taken the phil pill yet matey?
all day errday
There's an hour left in this movie and its a cringe fest.
oops i posted in the old thread
make sure that you're not an illegal alien first
CUS IT'S NO FUN
No, I have not. I haven't tried:
Weed or any other illegal drugs
gonna get more brews
have you tried the phil pill?
when he force choked the mexican that was pretty funny
the fuck are you on
the phil pill matey
help I'm surrounded by weird people I don't know
take the phil pill
I'll save you Nezwizi
come here lemme gibbe pat
goddamn i had to walk two blocks, like a chump
honestly there's a few illegal drugs you should at least try
but you never trying alcohol or cigarettes will auto-add years to your health
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You recognised me, I'm flattered.
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
no horned guy please fuck off
manning beat by a racist football team
how does he come back from this
==MANNING ON SUICIDE WATCH=
help we're being raided!
batten the hatches!
strap down the dakimakura!
have you met stocking?
he's all about satan
or at least making people think he's le edgy or something
two horned guys now
BIG FAT HARD KICKS
Horned guy best guy
dakimakura is one of the first things i wanna get when new job tbh
tfw no horned av
tfw can't get one cause living with family
they're actually pretty expensive, at least the pillow
have any ideas on what character or cover you're gonna get?
not too sure what you're implying here
tfw might get a brand new no it or tomorrow
I'm definitely getting a new hard drive and a bed tomorrow.
What are you guys getting for black Friday ?
right? I'm alive!
hot two horned guys
That I see right through you.
where you been
auditioning for america's got talent or something?
tfw might get a brand new no it or tomorrow
I-i-i don't know what you mean
is the goat thing mostly sexual?
i mean is there a furry sect who specifically focuses on goats?
stupid question i know but i kinda just want to see the confirmation
i would get a non lewd one so itd be okay for my family to see
i dont even want a lewd one at all i just want to be really gay and cuddle a 2d cutie...
dude if it's an animal
someone somewhere has sexualized it
and fapped to it
GOAT IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
i was rewatching black snake moan today
and couldn't stop thinking that this has got to be some fetishist group's fucking bible
Happy Thanksgiving btw you fools
What did you guys do for today?
I suppose I'm being a bit vague and confusing.
But this thread is some kind of land of confusion after all.
droke my dad's friend's uncle who ky'd awesome ride
I ate turkey, fuck else do you do?
test pls response
wow sorry i asked
Yeah you BETTER BE
i love you so much ;;
you are the BO after all
no need for a vpn
that passive aggressive okay with a period though
I'm sorry about the punctuation bro don't take it personally
has anyone been watching punisher?
no spoilers cause i'm only partway but it's pretty good, right?
don't mind me
diagnosed spectrum disorder
I been in college, working and like living my life.
And I already did that, I'm just in a lot of films and shit
Yes sir it is. I've got better drawings too.
that's one helluva typo
its that tranny juice
And I already did that
just living the dream. smoking weed instead of feed my 401k
hope no one has been getting handsy with you in hollywood
i would pls response cuckwork but he kinda hates me
test let me just put your name right here, i expect you to respond to me for some reason and also i must assume have something to talk about, since my post is just going to be your name
he did say i was funny one time
i cherished the moment
I slept most of thanksgiving and now everyone is mad at me.
i am so hungary
this is how you should celebrate
honestly that's what i wanted to do
i said why not, i can get my ass out of the house and humour some people
But I didn't get to eat any of the food.
It was pretty nice
you can't use that word
You needed to catch up on sleep.
thanksgiving food stinks
fuck them tbh
Now show me yours.
If you even have any that is.
But i'm stuck here with them for a little.
WHY ARE YOU POSTING THEN
TP post more of your trashy music im crossfaded enough to be in the mood for it
i have one pair but theyre just basic b word goth girl boots cheapies
pinback is goat though
just ask soto
like im going to trust you or soto on music, please
you just get a hallpass when im drunk
Did you stop the invader?
Nigga are you saying you DON'T want to take the Phil pill?
The phil.. pill?
Nigga's not wanting to be phil pill'd
i played guitar and saxophone growing up
i understand music and have a crazy expansive taste in music
you would be wise to click what i post
have ye taken the brown pill laddies ???
can you guys stop doxing me?
or is this a new meme
ahh music, finally something you have a backbone in huh?
Phil Collins, not you.
i also think meat is murder
I don't know what this is... I like phil collins.
oh fuck what happend to based phil
tp what were you like when you were 23?
i was a fucking mess
getting my first real job
living with my bro
oh okay get out of here you faggy vegan
im not going to listen to some fruity vegetable eaters opinion on music
Nothing, somebody was just posting him for a short while.
what happened next
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
Stop this madness.
AND IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE
i don't really eat fruit
because it spoils too fast
my dog died, i broke my ankle
and how i looked at everything changed again
WELL IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE DROWNING, I WOULD NOT LEND A HAND
gibbe kis (non lewd)
i do not like this phil collins spam ;;
what happened next
IVE SEEN YOUR FACE BEFORE MY FRIEND, BUT I DONT KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM
i was dead for a long time honestly
i went to therapy and came back
who are you
what is dead like? must've been not too awful if you lived it for so long.
don't humour me bro
i'll blog for no one but this is just rewd
TP seriously use ID's
can you say what gave you a better perspective, and what that perspective is? and I figured rude was okay. sorry.
by no one i meant anyone
and that you were all nobodies
the dog dying taught me not to get too attached
i later learned when my friend killed himself that you should actually text your friends on holidays
even if they annoy you
it's not a blog. I just want to know what you think the wrong answers to life are, having lived it longer than me, and both being habitual posters.
tfw you're pretty sure Helen ended up bleeding out in some hospital in germany all dosed up on alcohol
oh there is no right or wrong
i live how i would want to be treated. p utilitarian
but i also don't really think there is any point to anything
sorry your past was shit. what do you do differently now?
that moment the cherry drops and almost burns your couch down
lmao stop being such a piece of shit when you smoke, i'm about to take a big rip with you
i wouldn't call any of that shit
without sounding cliche
i broke my pipe scraping it so i have to hit it diagonally
it's hard to describe
no i know exactly what you're talking about, those cheap piece of shit pipes where you push the paperclip in and you break it open from the pressure and the only thing holding the pipe together is resin and you have to pull it apart and like fucking janky hit it?
I would. it'd be shit if my dog and friend died.
but what made you change? did any part of you conciously make change to be less of the things you didn't like?
I actually ordered a vape in the mail, and today I spent around going to post offices to find out where it was, but the security camera in the mail room showed her putting the package in the wrong box.
it's an amazing vape. the Magic Launch Flight Box. lifetime warranty. easy to use. indestructable.
I also learned a lot about my province's mailing system.
lol yeah it was like 8 dollars
i wanted the resin more than the pipe
honestly, i just developed thicker calluses and cry less when people i love die
is that based insider btw?
how about any bad habits? how did you stop any bad habits?
ive been there before, you get nice thick black clumps out of it when you break old pieces and if you smoked lots of good weed out of it and kept it generally clean it can be a pretty good smoke
yea that is the person you are thinking that it is
oh i still have all the bad habbits
except i did get my anger under control
i just needed one more good scrape until the morning
oh well it was a shit pipe
when they think you have your life in order but you just pretend to not be constantly close to falling apart on some level
agreed homie i dont miss that piece of crap either
because i realized what i was really getting angry at
is there any part of life you think you exceeded in, asides from giving less of a fuck?
that was so fucking deep
i am insanely intelligent
the potential is untapped as far as a nigga concerned
there's a mantra in this song that i actually live by
how have you best utilized your intelligence, and has any of it been towards bettering your life in general?
how many success stories do you know of people tapping their untapped potential at your age, who are better off than people who started earlier?
alright i'm done
how have you utilized your superiour asian intellect kanra
by locking furry cucks in your basement
also non-lewd kiss
lol hr complaints in animus are like
wah kyle finished on my face and not my ass
sorry but im super enjoying this video and i plan on finishing it
you know my life. it's been a joke. the furries were something of a highlight. drop out neet. tell me of your failures, and what to look out for.
Alright everyone, get lost. This is my thread now.
i am not a gay pathetic napoleon complexed dick
i know i am nothing
and have nothing to teach you
I cannot find them to be COMPLETELY honest theyre probably in the garage
Cracking the last beer of the night open
you have plenty to teach, you're just refusing. and that's fine. maybe another time.
you went off and did a social
i can feel it
Post the boots.
I just got yelled at.
My family thinks i'm a drug addict and thats why I sleep all day.
honestly kanra, i have my defenses up around you
if you're serious about talking
there will be a time
I WISH I COULD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
well you are kinda
I don't expect anyone to trust me. I can just ask questions that don't require trust. much easier than gaining it.
THEN DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
In what way ?
yeah i donno i just felt you were doing nothing but questioning
how was YOUR day
addicted to us
I just can't seem to kick it.
lol i love when youtube fights with my adblocker, loses, blames it on my browser, loses again
it's becoming a real problem
post offices. I was lonely and thought a good excuse to talk to people was pretending I lost a parcel.
Take my card.
Call me if things get worse.
dude post office has great benifits
HOW could you lose a parcel tho lol
I DONTONTONATOKNASOEKTN KNOW WHERE THEY ARE !!!!!!!!
do you think that in the future all cars will be fast af? like how electric cars have insane torque and a 2035 Toyota Corolla will have 550BHP
sometimes i think i might have too much swag
the security camera in the mail room showed the mailperson putting the package in the wrong box. elementary, really.
CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT !?!?!
You're not even in the club.
it's so frustrating to talk to those people
c-can i be in the club? ;;
helps to be concise and earnest.
only time ups or fedex ever wasn't a pain in the ass was when we insured the thing we shipped for the appropriate amount
their whole game is
if they lose it they pay for it
if it's fucked up beyone recognition
you didn't package it properly
tfw no gf
it's okay, at least I have alcohol
man fedex a shit tho
the damaged packages aren't even worth fighting
my cousin's fiancee is a lawyer for them
we butt heads
but she's also like a dime egyptian
There is a new thread