New thread for sits

Oh by the way TP, I wrote like six limericks about people from Holla Forums last night

Want to see? :3

I kind of forget that I just didn't tell people my gender for like the first five months

dude how the fuck do you even recognize a Gaster without being a massive faggot yourself, just inform me please

btw i was either busy or going to sleep when the limericks happened

CAN I HAVE ONE PLS ERIO !!!!!!!! pls

>>>/vcollins/

Where is mine?

no, like don't get me wrong, a lot the time i would journal while intoxicated, but reading them in whatever journal or folded up pieces of paper i find them in, brings me back

dude like pen? paper?

Did you read the part about requests being hard? Poetry is mostly something I vomit up, or at least the essence of it is

But the good news is that now the idea of writing one about you is in my head, so something might happen

See above

You missed my post so I'm just gonna show you anyway

There once was a man named 10X
He and Bern would discuss gay sex
But Bern showed him his prick,
10X leaked that dick,
And Bern fled the threads and his ex

There once was a big hairy mutt
Squash wanted to be the dog's slut
Squash got in position,
The dog accepted the mission,
And fucked Squash right in the butt

There once was a man named Grim
Nymph got quite tired of him
So Grim crashed Nymph's router,
Then Nymph got more sour,
And we in Nymph's butt blood did swim

I have a good friend named Hu
Just don't tell him you're a Jew
If you do, you'll be gassed,
A great Zyklon B blast,
Lampshades will be made from you

So Grim, that weird Pakistani
He once said he'd kill a tranny
You banned him from your chat
That's what I know of that
But I guess he proved he's manly

So, Darwin really likes young boys
To him, they're his little sex toys
He's e-dated twenty
Boipussy aplenty
Addicted to illegal joys

idk you can really feel the drunken emotion when you see all the scribbles

This thread is now property of /genesis/ smh

yes i understand that mhmm yes

if you can do one COOL !!!
if not THATS OKAY !!!

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wow this is actually really good

Clear your office, you're fired.
I want your ID and your pen on my desk by morning.

HOT SUN
BEATING DOWN

I think a lot of people ended up doing something similar to that.

Ohh, I dig.

was spiderman face guy, licky?

i can't even remember

i think it was someone different actually

like he exclusively did the spiderman faces

We don't stand a chance against such an active board

I thought limericks might be a pretty outdated form of meme-ing, but it worked out

That's why jobs that involve poetry mostly aren't really appealing

It's too late for me to be a gril :c

all me tbh

i know that dude "a" used to do these

I don't even remember

This is how Lime posted when he was new

i liked how you said hu

i say that too

what even is a hupony lol

Just create a new persona.

same smh tbqf imho

licky was unrivaled though

Don't give me any sass young lady.

BACK

THE

FUCK

OFF

SCI

SPONGE

CORE

IS

TERRIBLE

same smh

B-but I wanna play dark souls...

the sad thing is it could be any number of regulars

we're a huge group of real winners

what movie !

Dodgeball

Don't know

How does he want us to pronounce it? Like "Huh"?

Most people seem to call him Hu and it would be weird if it's pronounced like that

I'm just kidding; I don't want to pretend

I'm a real nigga

You can be the new Lime

Such an aggressive RPer :3

dude you can legally drink

you can meet johns in bars

why are you even thinking about this

...

i was thinking more like "hue"

CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COUNTRY LIES
SAID THE UNIFAUN TO HIS TRUE LOVES EYES
IT LIES WITH ME CRIED THE QUEEN OF MAYBE
FOR HER MERCHANDISE, HE TRADED IN HIS PRIZE

YEAH DEF DOOOOOOOOOOODGE THAT MOVIE that movie stinks

sometimes im like not that many people have ever posted here with a name right?

and then i remember

the list of namefags and namefags posting anonymously is endless

It's too late

i feel really bad for you to be honest not even joking

You're white though.

we essentially have the triumvirate cancer threads of Holla Forums when it was good knowing about this place

"Hue" as in color?

I think of it as "Hoo," but I'm comfortable with yours too because it still means my limerick rhymes

There's a chance you literally are Lime, actually

Urbandictionary says you don't have to be black to be a real nigga

"Hoo" as in owl sex noises : ^ )

Your favorite

Go rp a dick.

Am I a real nigga?

...

i mean it doesn't really matter, right?
who
hoo
hue

i mean in that shitty meme way of being like huehuehuehue

still sticking to that?

mad props

Not really in the mood for that atm

You're a lot more honest these days, so you are, or at least you're making progress in that direction ^^

=h*ck off tumblrmus==

shutup

Holla Forums was never good though

Shit, how do I go back?

spam guy gets me excited about getting replies then i scroll down and get a sad ;;

who dunnit

but like it's really bad now

i only ever go there when there's a big nude celeb leak

0% chance I'll be changing my mind on it so ye

Yeah, I was actually never sure how that meme was pronounced, but I guess it's probably like "hue" as in color, or at least that should be the default assumption

I'm one of the few people here who uses Tumblr, as far as I know

Cute boy

By pretending to be a girl and saying pee is gross, I guess

...

Do you mind? I'm venting frustration

oh, and my 4chanx died

i was trying to shitpost bb memes in a sur thread in Holla Forums and i had to do it oldschool

like no qr

all me tbh

That's just a world I don't want to live in.

test please ban this guy for spam k thanks

it's not that bad

Save me

take the phil pill and you will be saved

but like, you've tried alcohol though right?

hey man i have a lot of respect no matter your reasons

it's not like anything bad will happen by not drinking alcohol lol

i guess i was never really sure either now that we're talking about it

i always fucking hated that meme

also the meme face :^)

pls no dox

ave ye taken the phil pill yet matey?

all day errday

There's an hour left in this movie and its a cringe fest.

oops i posted in the old thread

make sure that you're not an illegal alien first
CUS IT'S NO FUN

No, I have not. I haven't tried:
Alcohol
Weed or any other illegal drugs
Cigarettes
etc

gonna get more brews

have you tried the phil pill?

when he force choked the mexican that was pretty funny

the fuck are you on

the phil pill matey

howdy

help I'm surrounded by weird people I don't know

take the phil pill

I'll save you Nezwizi

come here lemme gibbe pat

hi googles

...

goddamn i had to walk two blocks, like a chump

honestly there's a few illegal drugs you should at least try

but you never trying alcohol or cigarettes will auto-add years to your health

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

You recognised me, I'm flattered.

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

no horned guy please fuck off

nah

how does he come back from this

==MANNING ON SUICIDE WATCH=
===BTFO=

help we're being raided!

batten the hatches!

strap down the dakimakura!

have you met stocking?

he's all about satan

or at least making people think he's le edgy or something

smh'd hard

two horned guys now

BIG FAT HARD KICKS

Horned guy best guy

dakimakura is one of the first things i wanna get when new job tbh

...

tfw can't get one cause living with family

they're actually pretty expensive, at least the pillow

have any ideas on what character or cover you're gonna get?

...

yeah right

not too sure what you're implying here

I'm definitely getting a new hard drive and a bed tomorrow.

What are you guys getting for black Friday ?

sleep

right? I'm alive!

hot two horned guys

That I see right through you.

where you been

auditioning for america's got talent or something?

...

...

is that
mother fucking
CHEETUS?

I-i-i don't know what you mean

is the goat thing mostly sexual?

i mean is there a furry sect who specifically focuses on goats?

stupid question i know but i kinda just want to see the confirmation

i would get a non lewd one so itd be okay for my family to see

i dont even want a lewd one at all i just want to be really gay and cuddle a 2d cutie...

dude if it's an animal

someone somewhere has sexualized it

and fapped to it

GOAT IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

i was rewatching black snake moan today

and couldn't stop thinking that this has got to be some fetishist group's fucking bible

Happy Thanksgiving btw you fools

What did you guys do for today?

I suppose I'm being a bit vague and confusing.

But this thread is some kind of land of confusion after all.

droke my dad's friend's uncle who ky'd awesome ride

nuffin special

I ate turkey, fuck else do you do?

drove*

test pls response

Okay.

wow sorry i asked

rip

Yeah you BETTER BE

i love you so much ;;

ilu2

you are the BO after all
no need for a vpn

that passive aggressive okay with a period though

PRANKED Y'ALL'ST'VE

I'm sorry about the punctuation bro don't take it personally

...

has anyone been watching punisher?

no spoilers cause i'm only partway but it's pretty good, right?

don't mind me

diagnosed spectrum disorder

+un*

Happy pranksgiving

I been in college, working and like living my life.
you?
And I already did that, I'm just in a lot of films and shit

Yes sir it is. I've got better drawings too.

M-monitor...

that's one helluva typo

its that tranny juice

lol
just living the dream. smoking weed instead of feed my 401k

hope no one has been getting handsy with you in hollywood

ew

Alchemist.

i would pls response cuckwork but he kinda hates me

test let me just put your name right here, i expect you to respond to me for some reason and also i must assume have something to talk about, since my post is just going to be your name

he did say i was funny one time

i cherished the moment

I slept most of thanksgiving and now everyone is mad at me.

i am so hungary

good
this is how you should celebrate
thanksgiving sTINKS

honestly that's what i wanted to do

i said why not, i can get my ass out of the house and humour some people

...

But I didn't get to eat any of the food.

It was pretty nice

you can't use that word

You needed to catch up on sleep.

thanksgiving food stinks
cool boots

...

fuck them tbh

Now show me yours.

If you even have any that is.

But i'm stuck here with them for a little.

WHY ARE YOU POSTING THEN

BE

SOCIAL

TP post more of your trashy music im crossfaded enough to be in the mood for it

i have one pair but theyre just basic b word goth girl boots cheapies

pinback is goat though

just ask soto

Giggles

like im going to trust you or soto on music, please

you just get a hallpass when im drunk

Did you stop the invader?

Nigga are you saying you DON'T want to take the Phil pill?

The phil.. pill?

...

...

i played guitar and saxophone growing up

i understand music and have a crazy expansive taste in music

you would be wise to click what i post

have ye taken the brown pill laddies ???

can you guys stop doxing me?

or is this a new meme

ahh music, finally something you have a backbone in huh?

what word?

...

Phil Collins, not you.

i also think meat is murder

I don't know what this is... I like phil collins.

oh fuck what happend to based phil

tp what were you like when you were 23?

i was a fucking mess

getting my first real job

living with my bro

oh okay get out of here you faggy vegan

im not going to listen to some fruity vegetable eaters opinion on music

The "invader".

Nothing, somebody was just posting him for a short while.

what happened next

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

OH LORD

Stop this madness.

lewd

AND IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE

OH LORD

i don't really eat fruit

because it spoils too fast

my dog died, i broke my ankle

and how i looked at everything changed again

WELL IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE DROWNING, I WOULD NOT LEND A HAND

gibbe kis (non lewd)

i do not like this phil collins spam ;;

what happened next

IVE SEEN YOUR FACE BEFORE MY FRIEND, BUT I DONT KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM

i was dead for a long time honestly

i went to therapy and came back

who are you

what is dead like? must've been not too awful if you lived it for so long.

don't humour me bro

i'll blog for no one but this is just rewd

TP seriously use ID's

no

can you say what gave you a better perspective, and what that perspective is? and I figured rude was okay. sorry.

by no one i meant anyone

and that you were all nobodies

...

the dog dying taught me not to get too attached

i later learned when my friend killed himself that you should actually text your friends on holidays

even if they annoy you

it's not a blog. I just want to know what you think the wrong answers to life are, having lived it longer than me, and both being habitual posters.

...

oh there is no right or wrong

i live how i would want to be treated. p utilitarian

but i also don't really think there is any point to anything

sorry your past was shit. what do you do differently now?

...

...

perfect

lmao stop being such a piece of shit when you smoke, i'm about to take a big rip with you

i wouldn't call any of that shit

without sounding cliche

i broke my pipe scraping it so i have to hit it diagonally

it's hard to describe

no i know exactly what you're talking about, those cheap piece of shit pipes where you push the paperclip in and you break it open from the pressure and the only thing holding the pipe together is resin and you have to pull it apart and like fucking janky hit it?

I would. it'd be shit if my dog and friend died.

but what made you change? did any part of you conciously make change to be less of the things you didn't like?

I actually ordered a vape in the mail, and today I spent around going to post offices to find out where it was, but the security camera in the mail room showed her putting the package in the wrong box.

it's an amazing vape. the Magic Launch Flight Box. lifetime warranty. easy to use. indestructable.

I also learned a lot about my province's mailing system.

lol yeah it was like 8 dollars

i wanted the resin more than the pipe

honestly, i just developed thicker calluses and cry less when people i love die

is that based insider btw?

how about any bad habits? how did you stop any bad habits?

ive been there before, you get nice thick black clumps out of it when you break old pieces and if you smoked lots of good weed out of it and kept it generally clean it can be a pretty good smoke

yea that is the person you are thinking that it is

oh i still have all the bad habbits

except i did get my anger under control

i just needed one more good scrape until the morning

oh well it was a shit pipe

...

agreed homie i dont miss that piece of crap either

because i realized what i was really getting angry at

was myself

is there any part of life you think you exceeded in, asides from giving less of a fuck?

whoa dude

that was so fucking deep

i am insanely intelligent

the potential is untapped as far as a nigga concerned

there's a mantra in this song that i actually live by

how have you best utilized your intelligence, and has any of it been towards bettering your life in general?

how many success stories do you know of people tapping their untapped potential at your age, who are better off than people who started earlier?

alright i'm done

how have you utilized your superiour asian intellect kanra

by locking furry cucks in your basement

SEXUAL MISCONDUCT

also non-lewd kiss

lol hr complaints in animus are like

wah kyle finished on my face and not my ass

...

sorry but im super enjoying this video and i plan on finishing it

you know my life. it's been a joke. the furries were something of a highlight. drop out neet. tell me of your failures, and what to look out for.

Alright everyone, get lost. This is my thread now.

i am not a gay pathetic napoleon complexed dick

i know i am nothing

and have nothing to teach you

Don't wanna

Post em

I cannot find them to be COMPLETELY honest theyre probably in the garage

Cracking the last beer of the night open

you have plenty to teach, you're just refusing. and that's fine. maybe another time.

you went off and did a social

i can feel it

Post the boots.

GOD DAMMIT

I just got yelled at.

My family thinks i'm a drug addict and thats why I sleep all day.

perhaps

honestly kanra, i have my defenses up around you

if you're serious about talking

there will be a time

I WISH I COULD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well you are kinda

I don't expect anyone to trust me. I can just ask questions that don't require trust. much easier than gaining it.

THEN DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

In what way ?

yeah i donno i just felt you were doing nothing but questioning

how was YOUR day

addicted to us

I just can't seem to kick it.

lol i love when youtube fights with my adblocker, loses, blames it on my browser, loses again

it's becoming a real problem

post offices. I was lonely and thought a good excuse to talk to people was pretending I lost a parcel.

Take my card.

Call me if things get worse.

dude post office has great benifits

HOW could you lose a parcel tho lol

I DONTONTONATOKNASOEKTN KNOW WHERE THEY ARE !!!!!!!!

do you think that in the future all cars will be fast af? like how electric cars have insane torque and a 2035 Toyota Corolla will have 550BHP

sometimes i think i might have too much swag

the security camera in the mail room showed the mailperson putting the package in the wrong box. elementary, really.

CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT !?!?!

GOD

You're not even in the club.

it's so frustrating to talk to those people

c-can i be in the club? ;;

helps to be concise and earnest.

NEW

only time ups or fedex ever wasn't a pain in the ass was when we insured the thing we shipped for the appropriate amount

their whole game is

if they lose it they pay for it

if it's fucked up beyone recognition

you didn't package it properly

it's okay, at least I have alcohol

man fedex a shit tho

the damaged packages aren't even worth fighting

zero chance

my cousin's fiancee is a lawyer for them

we butt heads

but she's also like a dime egyptian

...

There is a new thread

where?