♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
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Why would a man make a new thread when it's dead?
For when it revives, idiot.
Oh it's spectre ~
Nah, it's dead forever, that's what they told me when I came here.
Hey, it's Bard. Where've you been?
loneley : (
*gives you anti-lonely chirrs*
Finally got it.
Happy thanksgiving to you too.
I don't know what that is.
Rank 7 on Sona on LOL.
Happy Thanksgiving Squash
I'm up way to early but oh well, I guess I'll boot up LoZ:TP
Whatcha up to bae?
Want to hop in call and chat? Zelda is always fun to yammer about.
I'm just on LoL chilling.
i'm going to murder everything
With those little hands?
my hands aren't small
hewwo happy thanksgiving to u big cuties
kinda hoping that this day goes by as fast as possible
Temple of Time? More like Temple of dyin lmao
I always forget to stock up on potions before going into a Temple
And I forget hero mode there's no hearts, only fairies or slimes
Go find a gold chu.
There's one in Hyrule Field.
Actually go I think there's a grotto near the ranch in Ordon.
Might have a rare chu there to get.
Damn my Asian genes. It's probably the reason I'm such a bottom bitch since no women wants that. x.x
Is the rare chu the one that gives you a buff and all hearts?
Yeah. Can only have one spawn if you don't have it in your inventory.
just be gay then u wont even have to deal with women ever
Wait squash which one is your discord server?
I don't have one.
cute fox. is that u ?
No. In regards to autists here who don't allow fun I'm not actually a fox in real life.
Man. I heard Anastasia music from the living room, but it's just some shitty parade.
i like the parade.... its kinda the only thing i like about today
I'd like to be with family, but distance.
I'd like to kill family. At least family by getting fucked. The blood family is aight.
id like to be with friends but. theyre family doesnt let them go out on thanksgiving for some reason ? like. theyre adults and have cars but idk its just weird to me
i'd like to be with friends but.
i don't have any?
This asshole isn't even a real fox.
Why don't you go ahead and beat it, huh ?
I'll fuck you~
My brother, sister, and I are going to make a traditional meal with organic turkey and then proceed to go through a couple bottles of wine.
That doesn't fix the problem with killing the pegnant bitch.
Team skull more like team useless niggers who get wiped by a kid and his Lycanroc.
You have a kid on the way?
video chat me on discord i can be ur friend
i don't have a video camera
I'm not the person who fucked her. Brother is.
Ah. Just don't start having kids if you aren't ready.
you can use your phone !
I still have to get rid of this bitch. She and my brother live with me.
Just come live with me!
How old are you ?
Oh about 2753 years. You?
TFW still older than Magic
tfw still underage
Oh good. You aren't all 20 somethings making me feel too old.
tfw 25 next month
He lied, he's only like 23.
im telling on u :( sad day....
Soto always lies.
Yeah, that damn lyin' spic.
Wow, pls no bully
And hes short.
ywn meet up with Ban irl and drug him then fuck the shit out of him
Maybe you're just tall.
I did, it wasn't that fun, you're not missing out on anything.
Is he fat irl?
He only shows his face so Im assuming he's got like a gut or someshit
I'm normal sized.
Yeah, now he's fat and old like he always wanted to be.
That's what happens when you get fired from being a bodyguard and get addicted to Opiates
Fucked a lot when I was in my twenties and now I'm 31 and really not interested in that whole scene.
This is what happens when you start drinking super early
OLDER MAN ALERT
being that old
posting on an imageboard
lmao off yourself pls
Pretty sure i'm a bodyguard.
How old are you huh?
I just recently became 23.
I guess I should just go back to IRC
what are your plans
I still have to get rid of this bitch. She and my brother live with me.
can i stay 18 forever
It's just another Thursday for me.
I don't think I'm doing anything.
Eat them alive.
I heard you're 15 and female.
nearly 19 and male
Are you 100% sure ?
18 and nearly female
im pretty sure
i have a penis and i was born in 1998
could be wrong though i dunno
it would be nice to roleplay as a 16 year old girl
what happened to being underage ? or r u just a 16 yr old male
My little sister was born in 99
Hows it feel to be a little baby ?
i used to be underage, is the truth. not anymore.
i like being a little baby
i feel less bad for doing stinky anime girl roleplay typing
recently 18 ? r u likin it ?
i dont wanna be 19. or 20. anything oldee than what i am right now
i've been here posting for five years
i feel less sexy now that i'm older.
Eh IRC just wants to text fuck or else they ignore me. I just don't fit in anywhere at all.
yeah i feel like. ill feel less nice and cute the older i get x.x
maybe i won't but
i think about it often...
i want to be 12
Nobody here fits in.
That's why we're here.
Why do you roleplay as an anime girl ?
I'll try not to bring up any sex stuff since I'm too old for that now.
i think its fun
What if Discord's problems are artificial to make a point about the net neutrality thing going around?
Show me your best.
You have 3 minutes.
i dont think thats accurate but is possible
not in the mood right now sadly. i'm kind of tired and i want today to be over
I don't mind if you do, but that's your call.
That was my best anime girl posting.
not too bad
I'm trying to practice chastity but it gets really difficult sometimes. Sometimes I wish I could just castrate myself and be done with it.
But what does it mean ?
implicit sexual incestuous relationship
How lewd of you.
Lili and his sister
Sitting in a tree
Rin every when do you shave your legs?
Stop posting porn.
This isn't what I asked for.
Why be chaste?
Soto, every when do you shave your legs?
N O T
That's what the little sister is saying, I didn't know you spoke Japanese.
But we both know that onii-chan and imouto alike both want to keep going.
Because it ultimately leads to more trouble than it's worth. The diseases, the drama, the method of manipulation. It can all be avoided by opting out entirely.
i didnt know that either ! learn somethin new everyday.
im only okay with a situation like this if its just roleplay.
actual incest is disgusting. ((roleplayisokay...)
Is it possible to get whiter?
I've been getting less brown as the months go by
What a double standard.
Idk, I have nothing against actual incest, if the proper protections are taken.
Though I only really enjoy brother/sister incest, and I don't have a brother I find attractive enough to incest.
Michael Jackson did. :^)
I translated this one.
I wonder if it translated well.
i dunno i mean... i guess ?? if theyre both consenting and whatever. its odd.
i wouldnt do it personally bc yeah none of my siblings are. attractive to me.
ive thought about why it is bad before and i usually come to the conclusion its not really all that bad
be my big sis !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't even like to hug my siblings let alone fuck them. I metabolize alcohol extremely fast anyway so it's not like I can actually get drunk.
Yes, it hurts ...
...b-but Thanksgiving was last month??
It's instinctually bad because it doesn't do good for progressing the species.
Beyond that it's only bad because people say it's bad.
I don't think I could condone it beyond one generation, though, just because of the health risks for the poor second gen baby.
Sorry, I'm not a big sis.
It was a stutter not its own word.
Does translate suck or do you suck ?
A bleak way to look at it.
The translator sucks.
I have no proof of this.
You never answer my question though
lemme see your body parts too
My body hair is super thich from my nether regions down to my legs but from my tummy and up I have super thin smooth hair
It can't tell the difference between a comma and a stutter?
'course not, what made you think I would?
tfw no warm big sister to hold me while we watch a movie about penguins :(
all hair is bad hair
Thin short hairs = smooth skin
Oh is that what it was?
Imoutos are better than anekis anyway.
Cause you're a girl or at least you pretend you are lmao
So you're bald?
Am Megumin, just a bit more hairy than you
id be the little sis so in your eyes youd be gaining the most !!!!!
head hair is okay. i was bald for 4 years though. id shave my entire body besides my eyebrows.
E V E R Y T H I N G
i just woke up
Lurking is bad for my health, お兄ちゃん.
That's my evidence that it's shit.
Yeah, but I don't want to be an aneki.
I want to be the imouto.
Pritts says hi.
okay fine i will be the warm big sister and you can be the smol lil baby sis and i can pat ur head and make you soup
Lmao Nigga you're fatter than me irl
Why would you shave your whole body if you don't even get laid lmao
Oh shit lmao
Tell her I said hi back
Don't worry, I'm single again.
Your evidence is shit.
i'm waiting on using my 26 saved up orbs for the ice princess frojrn summon week. on the 27th
i want love
m double f. I'll tell her. I told her to come into thread to say hi to soto but she just woke up and is crabby because of hte holiday and her mom's passing is on her.
Save your stones for Nah and have the ideal dragon family.
come here bubber lemme give you a nice warm embrace you are safe in my arms
Eat more then!
how to properly pat kitty
I can acquiesce to these demands.
Just like you, amirite?
I might be shit but i'm grade A shit.
heck yes come here u stinker
I'm happy at my 139 lbs and 5'9.5
i already have those dragons except for regular Nowi. (although most of them are like 4 stars.)
Don't call me a stinker...
It's not nice...
who are you?
5'11" and 110lbs
sheesh. M double F.
Goggle "nah from fire emblem"
wow i bet you manhandle easily
5'2" and 92lbs
You're just a fatty
I'll manhandle you
Aren't you going to tell me your name?
No, it's Nah.
What a confusing name.
AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT!?
Best unit recruit interaction in any fire emblem game, tbh.
u can try :^)
its not mean u ding dong !!
and u better show me some respect i am in charge around here. my lap is cold rest your head on it
wow this is more than me
5'9"?5'8"? and 115 lb
a real life loli
And you're just a gay twig.
It was honestly pretty good.
this is rape!
im calling the gay police on you
yay MFF is back!
wow.... she's the meme girl!!!!
I already am...
Why do you keep calling me mean things...
I like bitter she is about it too.
i wonder how you even get her tho
actually, i kinda didn't leave, i just post user and don't announce my presence. I lurk on the most current thread but miss like 99.99% of everything.
What are you up to?
How is it possible to be that tall and thin?
At least I have muscles unlike you lmao
i imagine the white background behind them is PC
represetented by a large memeface
ayy good one
happy holidays luka
Is that one of the other kids or someone from one of the newer fire emblems ?
I lewded Nowi and Nah came out.
eating my cold lasanga that i forgot to eat before i passed out since i was sooo tired last night and i just woke up less than an hour ago
I got nothing at all. Just skin and bone.
Fucked metabolism is the cause
my holiday was last month
lewd game mechanics!!! >_<
you shouldn't be so sensitive you big dumby ! if you can't handle me poking at you you'll never make it out on your own !!!
I guess that means you'll have to stay with your big sis forever huh ?
tfw I can easily overpower Hu and fuck him like the sub he is
what do i do now?
It was good.
it's good you have food and friends around. can't have it any other way on Thanksgiving. happy turkey day, regardless of if you guys celebrate it up there in the frigid snow.
what happened to your husband?
will never actually happen
hmmmm. curl up in a ball and let me pet you ?
I might break you in half like a pair of chopsticks lmao
If you're going to be this mean I'll just go see お兄ちゃん…
yeah im' eating well
and spending time with my thread freinds
and im comfy.
yeah it's snowing heavily here almost two feet deep snow everywhere here!
Are there actual humans here?
oh boy. Not that much snow. Only enough snow that can melt in one day is allowed and no more than 2 days under freezing too.
I like bitter she is about it too
For some reason I didn't even think about you mistyping this and just assumed bitter was someone from Fire Emblem I didn't know about.
I've been up a very long time.
Can't each with a pair of broken chopsticks
I did not even realize I accidentally a whole word.
don't you even think about moving from my lap !!
you stay there. my legs aren't gonna stay warm themselves !!!!
brothers smelly anyways. he doesnt have nice smelling hair like you. nice and flowery and soft. I should try using your shampoo sometime so i can smell as cute my lil sis...
i was barely able to dig my way out!
This got really creepy really fast.
You actually broke my brain for a second.
I'll break more than your brain, 兄貴.
Okay, do it.
Lets see what you got.
O-oh, I wasn't prepared for this.
oh yeah im the creeper huh ??
you were fine until luka said something >.>
I knew it was just a bluff.
I don't know what Theseius said that has anything to do with me.
B-but what if it wasn't!?
What if I actually broke something!?
I guess I would have to accept its broken.
hey look everyone i found a pic of rin
a small weak scaredy baby who needs a big tuff sis to keep her safe bc she is incapable of it
Fresh out of the shower.
custom shower thread
yeah me too. apparently we're eating soon ?
who is eating? what?
what are you doing
Half jerking off and half posting here.
me and my family
theyre finishing up the food
i dunno i just want it to be over so i can go watch anime or play a game...
i was going to offer we watch something
anime and games!
I'd be down.
Let me finish this up. I'll message you in a bit.
nice song cute girl comfy room good post
i'm just posting random things i've found in a comfy webm thread on 4chan
it's 404'd archived thread
it's gone now. i'm browsing a locally cached page only on my HDD
i cant link it.
...how long ago did it 404, and what board was it on?
Can confirm, have fapped to it several times*
thank u for hug :3
have you? That's some fetish
he probably still got pics of my dick and bum too, the faggot
I bet the dick one was his favorite.
So much for being straight.
Hmm... that turned on me in a very predictable manner. Damn.
everybody wants a taste of that dicc
...where've you been?
somewhere people appreciate me ;~~ ;
h-hi happy turkey day there pilgrim
the consequences will never be the same
are YOU celebreting the glorioous holiday?
HAP TURK ILU WHERE HAVE U BEEN MY SON
What kind of icy hell are you living in...............
I've been hiding out in a cool discord I got where everybody's from /r9k/ :3
How are you doing oobles You're someone I'm happy to see too
The lineup today is ' supreme
!!! BUT U havent been hanging out wit me and io miss u...........
guero would com say hi buit he is inside of a turky rn
i am ok i am eatinmg lunch!!!
A non-american country that doesn't celebrate an american holiday~
Thanksgiving w/ the gueros sounds like a fun ass time
It would be too much laughing to eat tfood :furrowed:
heh sounds like you need some..........freedom..........
am just gonna migrate someday
yaa im not up there yet!! december i aim going to stay with him for two weeks and we do everytihng
I didn't know you were that type
I kinda thought you were a big fatty hibernating like a bear
I like to hibernate sometimes....
go up to visit guer
is in canada
lands on the north pole
not fat, and not hibernating either~
Just wake up early and go to bed early.
Nope, no hibernating. Don't sleep your whole life away, that's bad!
sleep is lame stay awake forever
why even live anyway
LOL okay then if sleeping forever is BAD then how come i feel so GOOD when I'm doing it ?
Not yet ready to die. We aren't even married yet
Cause it's relaxing. Just don't sleep forever~
tfw all the americanskis are away and celebrating their fowl holiday
hehe yes this is fantastic
nighty night hupony have a happy turkey lurkey day :3
You too. Enjoy your day Bard-chan ♥
Welcome back from fantasy land then, Bardo.
Only those with families.
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