posting from the shower editions
Posting from the shower editions
its warm in the showee
Do you guys remember how fucking garbage this show was?
But do you guys remember how fucking great shitposting was when this was airing?
That OP alone tells me enough
I don't even know what anime this is, I just listen to Nano.
EDGY AS FUCK
This was like when we made Wiz cry in Minami's group chat I think
Also, it's Btooom!
But yeah I have a good amount of Nano songs saved
So is he a trap or what even?
If I'm not mistaken, her family moved to America when she was young, and she ended up moving back to Japan as a young adult.
She made her start with Vocaloid music in some capacity or other - covers I think.
Wait, we're talking about Nano, right?
From the shower you say?
Wait, we're talking about Nano, right?
No we're talking about you Rin
I'm not a hiki you ass.
Oh, no, some weeab trash NEET no one likes.
Quit being so hard on yourself
You of all people should know that I've spent basically every day the past two weeks out of the house.
Not to mention I'm out all day every Saturday and Sunday.
Like, in what world do I qualify as a hiki?
Cause you don't have a job lmao
Soto stop being retarded.
That's not what a hiki is.
You go out every saturday and sunday to play DnD not to be productive.
How about you get a job and stop being a Luka lmao
jobless cat girls unite
My productivity is not what's called into question when you call me a hikikormori.
I'm not on welfare, kill yourself.
Don't make Luka feel bad
Seems like I hit a nerve lol
I'm sorry *you seem to get/hold a job lmao**
GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASTERISK
That's the sweet spot
If Luka feels bad because I'm not a hiki and I have my pride keeping me from accepting being on welfare, that sounds like a Luka problem.
Oh shit I forgot to add in can't
can't get and keep a job
had one for 2 years and a promise of promotion when I left for personal reasons
Okay, there, Soto.
Least I don't have issues keeping jobs because I'm too much of an alcoholic, amirite?
why is board so grumpy today
all day been grumps
im gonnan slep. nini bubs
Rin are you fucking retarded?
If you have been working for over 6 months and got let go for a dumb reason then its completely fair and legal to receive unemployment
Since the government taxes the shit out of you might aswell take advantage of it aswell and file for unemployment too
but then again this is California, I don't know how it works out there in Mooseville
I love it when people tell me this
At least I have the balls to tell people why I got laid off
I don't vaguepost like a bitch lmao
Sorry I care too much about people to assume they give a rats ass about my family problems, lmao.
mfw Rin's mom/dad died
It's everyone's God-given duty to make Luka feel bad in hopes that it makes his sense of shame finally kick in so he gets a job.
Ian's face is priceless lmao
For fuck's sake, end a post without "lmao".
-looks for Luka to give her a hug-
End a post with this DICK in your mouth kiddo
lmao my bad dude
Damn vagueposters, killing the thread.
How could somebody vaguepost?
Put cyanide in his tea.
Do the world a favor.
WHY EVEN ADD IT LIKE YOU HAVE TOURETTE'S?
-would not poison the Luka or adulterate the tea!-
we need an edit of the "defend pop punk" shirt except put defend luka on it
this is my last post goodnight actually
I feel like you'd probably drug every single person who actually drank whatever drink you prepared them.
Echo I'm sorry I'm bullying your boyfriend
It's just so fun tho
To trigger you
and it seems it worked :^)
I think I dug too deep and hit some bad memories with him
I think he tried to play the "This is srs bsns" card on me and expects me to feel bad but the alcohol nullified his card
Go to bed already you fucking twink faggot
;_; -would never do such a thing-
You flatter yourself far too much, lmao.
It's like your version of Luka's "yuri~".
You're probably a horrible person.
My dude, some people just aren't autistic and don't like constantly divulging everything about their lives. Not everything is "lmao I struck a nerve".
Also this isn't the point. The point is that "vagueposting" is the literal dumbest word I've read in a while.
guys i drink alcohol lmao
Wait is that actually Sonata
I don't mind, he gets baited too easily, his problem tbh.
Have you lost your virginity yet, Soto?
-pouts and hides behind the chair-
-squeaks and peeks out from behind the chair at you-
It's his boyfriend pretending to be him, obvs.
Would you like to have some tea with me~?
Oh, well then.
Sonata, my boyfriend is going to flirt with you to tilt me, please keep this in mind while you return his flirtations.
-commits nu raeps- >.<
-pushes over the tea cart and sets out the flavored sugars-
-only flirts with one person, who is no longer around so you have nothing to worry about-
Yeah, I know her boyfriend, he's kind of an ass, you shouldn't pay attention to him.
What's your favorite tea~?
Trash boyfriend for a trash girl, amirite?
-likes different varieties of Oolong the best-
Mhm, the trashest couple.
I always do
I need to start adding tildes to it
That will give it that extra unf
don't like constantly divulging everything about their lives
I wonder why
Could it be cause they will get teased over it and it will genuinely hurt them and can be used against them? No fuckin way
You must be new to dumb words
10/10 spot on
I don't mean no harm
this is just my plan to bully him to to the point where he gets a job to prove me wrong
He's been trying with or without your bullying though.
It's called not being autistic. You are the outlier here, most people have a basic sense of privacy.
It's dumber than most.
Hey threaders! <3
I was chilling in the wrong thread
What's a kojak?
hey, how's it going?
Does Elma look like Kojak irl? if so that's pretty hot.
I know I am
Good fukken job
u fkn wot m8 lmao
You seem pretty triggered over all this bullshit when it's not even related to you
I never knew you were a whiteknight Squiddy, then again you do watch Gundam so I wouldn't be surprised
I are the dumbestest
I wish him the best of luck tho
I dunno how hard it is getting jobs out there tho so I won't belittle him more than I already did lol
Hey there bby
Feeling kind of blue the last few days. Other than that, okay.
omg you've seent me x_x
How goes your weekend?
Octopus > squirrels
Loco how come you didn't reply to the irl friends thing
Oh fuck I forgot cockwork is here
Whats up you fucking faggot
I don't get it lol
Well, hey there, stranger. Fancy meeting you here~
Why's that?? Try to treat yo'self^^ Works sometimes for me anyway.
I thought maybe you'd shaved your head and gotten really old and short in the meantime. I mean that would make it a lot better for the nights when I get into bed and slip my hand down my pyjamas to gently touch myself while thinking of you, y'know?
becuase your advice was genuine and good and I had nothing funny or insightful to say to it.
Not yet, I'm waiting for Darwin to toss you like a dirty rag so I can sloppy seconds your worn out boipussy
How's the piny holding up? Should I kiss it so it can heal faster?
Just a bit of melancholy reverie.
I've treated myself to some sushi and and what not occasionally.
It's not complicated.
Hey man, I just came in to mock you for complaining about "vagueposts", you're the one who dragged me into this dumb shit.
it's monday though
kill me it's too hot
I have not been dating him for quite some time, FYI.
Regardless, I'm not letting you anywhere near me.
You know when you don't have any lubricant so you just sort of press your fingers against it instead of wiggling inside, and you compensate for the difference by forcing yourself to moan louder and louder so you get off feeling like a slut that way rather than from having your ass filled like a twinkie?
I do that a lot too.
You're welcome I try
It's okay. I'm kinda typing with it gently rn and stuff. Band-aids are stupid lol and I really wanted to get like hello kitty ones but they didn't have them :(
Yumm sushi ^~^
Ooh, you're from the future too!
Just chillin. One more shift til I see my gf for our thanksgiving week :p
I'll trade you the cold any day.
The fuck, Loco??
Salmon temaki to be more specific.
Okay. sorry for creeping you out. <3
Hey if you're gonna complain about something at least stick with it to the end don't just bitch out and be like "oh I dunno man, you dragged me into this"
Fucking faggot ass aussies I swear
Just when I thought I was done dealing with a faggot ass kangaroo fucker you come along
I have not been dating him for quite some time, FYI.
LMAO TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH TO DUMP YOU
Wait didnt he dump you for like Lexi or was it Mordin?
Way to lose to a Swedecuck
I'll wait to get at that boipussy when that anus retracts at least 5 inches
Cause I bet if you were to fart rn it would sound like blowing into a half full beer bottle lol
The good thing is that you dont use your pinky that much
How ya been anyways bby?
Aside from the chopped finger? lol
Wait didnt he dump you for like Lexi
I bet if you were to fart rn it would sound like blowing into a half full beer bottle lol
IT WAS MORDIN IM SORRY
I RMEMEBER THE WHOLE DRAMA THEY HAD
Well which is it, bitching about me calling you a dumb shit because I'm "being a white knight" or bitching about me not really giving a fuck at the end of the day. Make your mind up you damn spic.
Nice greentext faggot
I'll be sure to not FC anything
Jesus. It's always a pleasure talking to you.
Are you lonely?
It was black text though.
Nah fam, I'm already in bed.
i must be hallucinating
Mods must be acting up on /b/ or something
Is this the part where we kiss and make up? Or do we 69 or how does this work?
Sorry I've just had a drink or two
Nothing too crazy :3
how's life anyways?
I hope your acid relux rekts your esophagus tonight
Think of me when it's happening too ;)
YOU WERE EVEN PURSUING ALL THREE.
Eh. Don't worry about it, me too.
-Has no Ika to chat with anymore so has decided to come back to the chans to try and not feel miserable-
-is posting on 4chan b too-
I actually took my pill for once tonight :^)
i don't think they use /b/ much anymore, just because the threads there aren't even consistent
That was supposed to come after it devolves into retarded insults and fake anger.
Sonata's nice don't scare him off.
okay i guess they do
good luck, my friend
Him and Blood-chan still consistently post on /b/ though
what threads even exist to post in consistently???
waifu threads ?
It's been fine. Are you still after manly traps and eating tacos?
-looks at you nervously, wondering why he should be scared-
-hasn't posted for quite a while and BC is gone for the time being...hopefully-
tfw steam a shit and I can't install any games right now
pre-allocating should not take an hour and be followed by a disk drive error
but everything else installs JUST FINE
No reason j-just making sure.
Oh, my bad.
I don't really lurk or stalk them or anything so I guessed.
-hurries behind the chair and looks around the thread nervously-
oh dear god
Nigga you should know by now I pursue everything
It better be that birth control pill cause Im funna nakadashi in dat boipussy bby
wait so was taht REAL nager?
I mean anger?
Good to hear, also I hear you had sushi
Did you get the salmon roll like you always do? :3
They happen to be androgynous boys thank you very much
Also I aint too big of a fan of tacos but hey I'll still eat em
I just said it was fake
fucking hell I JUST implied that
Guys can't get pregnant, Soto.
Squiddy confirmed for tsundere for my dick
Of Course. Salmon is the only way to go.
hair so PURP
Why havent you killed yourself Albino Shrek?
-sets a basket of gluten free pears on the counter where Ika can find them and wanders off to the broom closet to sleep, dreaming of fond reuinions with treasured friends-
Because his life is OGRE.
But I wanna have a buttbaby with you though
Do you get the regular Cali roll with Raw salmon on top or the roll with salmon inside with cream cheese?
The second one!
But I'm Canadian.
Wow, by the amount of salt in this thread I must have missed a lot of drama.
Use your magnet fingers to disperse it.
Haven't had magnet for quite a while.
Oh so an Alaskan Roll? Those are always tasty
What else did you order or did you just have one roll?
Don't worry baby, I'll pretend you're one of those filthy Mexicans and fix your papers so you can legally live here and raise my child
Nigga this is normal for everyday
Now you can go to a hotel without constantly fucking up the room key.
Really? Seems stressful.
Never once had that problem. I can go through security gates without my finger hurting now though.
Just two of them. I didn't have much of an appetite today.
But why would I want to do that?
I like it that way
Oh you're a cheap date
Why don't you try new rolls tho?
Be more adventurous you lil shota
Oh shit you're right
Might aswell let me smash then just never talk again
Too bad, there's only one person I'll let smash me and it's not you :^)
I'd have to go to an actual restaurant if I wanted to have any other decent rolls. Most of the quick-to-go ones are beef, chicken and prawn. That stuff is boring.
thinking this is especially dramatic
You like stress? It's rather bad for your health, though.
It's probably the government cause they fuck any one they want lmao
Wtf that shit sounds so boring
I need to take you to an actual sushi place
Have you never tried a Volcano Roll, Hot Night Roll, Caterpillar Roll, Rainbow Roll, etc
I wish i could bring you over here to the US to some all you can eat sushi place and show you all the good sushi rolls
Even though after eating all that sushi your cum will taste bitter as shit
Yeah, I'm in love with the government.
I've had volcano rolls before, they're okay. I really love salmon, though,
NSA pls go
What if I told you my dick tastes like salmon?
I'd recommend you to take a shower.
Never Sex Anthony?
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BITE IT AND CHEW GOGGLES
JEEZ CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT
I didn't know you were into penis torture.
It feels weird calling me by my first name
Pls address me as Soto
I was talking about you eating a roll
Noty, I'm pretty full from the ones I had earlier.
It didn't fit into the acronym.
why is bud light lime so acceptable
when you run all out of beer and you tell otou-san to bring you more beer and he says "okay"
having more beer is always better than not having more beer
you living with family again?
Don't you remember me getting evicted from my studio for partying too much?
Then from my grandma's I moved to my Dad's
anyone wanna do some gaming?
Yes. In fact I'm gonna do that myself.
okay cool what are you going to play?
lmao they're playing DnD in this episode
Shittiest episode of my life
Shit I didn't think that far ahead.
ill probably just get on overwatch
It's pretty garbage but I lol'd at the railgun and Hidan no Aria references
how's the family
Oh man this is getting pretty lewd Wish
They're all doing fine, we're just all doing our own thing
that's good. i'm happy for you
WISH MAKE IT STOP
The DM must be proud
Oh wow that ending was actually pretty heart warming
cuphead default controls not designed for human hands
plug in any controller it glitches the overworld such that you can't speak to npc's
Amazing design 11/10 but I don't enjoy having to reset the game four times every time I get somewhere important and I can't play whatever piano clarinet you thought all gamers were experts at
Time to check out a dwarf fortress video before the new update
the default controls are kind of trash yea
oh woops this video is almost four hours
I could change the keyboard controls but it just feels so good on a snes controller
Do you like this music?
Some kind of chill electro pop? It's very calming and fun
Now listen to the original and tell me which one is better
I can't choose between the two
I'm just really confused like IDK what are you in the mood for
what are you in the mood for
I'm in the mood for you rn
Revy let me just cum on your tummy
Oh so you want me to pump you full of my hot milk?
I only said gay because I felt hu appearing
I only appeared cause of you
I'd pump Hu full of hot milk too
Give him the Cream Cheese Danish if you know what I mean ;)
Jesus fucking christ that's disgusting
ikt appears right after
So when are you getting married?
implying we aren't already
Hu doesnt like cheese
Hu is the top and ikt is the bottom.
Cheese is good. Actual proper cheese
She was so cute in that dress
Sounds about right
Hu being the top is just backwards and Ikt has that big dick, though.
They probably just like, 69, tbh
It's not backwards on the northern hemisphere
It's a geographical pun.
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how to become katawa shoujo character
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when you accidentally make a new thread because you thought you were in the one you were about to post in
might as well link it as new
so it doesn't go to waste
penis in butt gay boy love