Ask a conservative anything

youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8

Tradition

I do not like fascists

what tradition

any plans for the weekend?

What a nice joke joe

Not much

Are you one of those 70s boomer warhawks built by McCarthyism whose biggest interest are Jack Daniel's and steak or are you a FEMINIST REKTD COMPILATION youtube video millenial who prays to Shapiro 5 times a day.

you should call home and talk to your parents im sure they'd love to hear from you

Why have you allowed the West to go down the shitter?
Why do you support imperialist wars, mostly in the interest of Israel?
Why did you create ISIS by removing Saddam Hussein and Ghadaffi, after 9/11?
Why do prostrate yourself before racial minorities who will never vote for you, as borne out consistenly by polls?
Why do you believe the lie from the 60s that he US is a "proposition nation", when such a claim was never before been held in history?
Why are you willing to lose on principle, against an opponent that is willing to win at any cost?
Why do you oppose Obamacare, when it was an adaptation of a plan by the Heritage Foundation?
Why do you insist on unworkeable and utopistic "free-market" schemes that have never been tried, never been successful, and would collapse within months?
Why do you oppose the scientific consensus on blatantly ideological grounds (global warming, evolution, pollution)?
Why do you muh privilege corporations with no national loyalty to your own citizens?

I am eagerly awaiting your answers.

We conserve alot of things in fact I dare you to tell me one thing we do. Not conserve

What what political theory books have you read?

Do you like Trump? He doesn't seem like a conservative to me.

Do you ever deviate from doggy style?

Also curious as to you thought on

He's not very conservative and given his history he's not very well linked to conservatism

Social mores (you failed to stop the sexual revolution or feminism)
Individual liberty (you eagerly support the drug war)
The racial makeup of the country (are have done nothing to stop the Hart-Celler Act)

why are you so spooked

The environment?

That's gay, you should conserve something cool like monster trucks or dinosaurs.

The tradition of the Democratic Party from 20 years ago.

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The sanctity of marriage.

What exactly is that tradition?

We try not to

I am a pacifist

I do not support the Iraq war or George"Islam is a religion of peace" bush

I do not believe in political pandering

I do not know and do not care

Fuck Donald drumpf

I do not oppose universal Healthcare

I lean left towards economic policy

I believe climate change is real

Modern marriage is a fucking sham. Divorce rates are insane. The legal issues are highly biased and yet people still keep doing it.

Are traps gay?

No he is a embarrassing cuck that smears conservativism

Flagpost with the 'rethuglican' flag in this thread to distinguish yourself. You should also answer multiple questions in the same post.

Granted dem and cons are the same, how do you consider yourself a conservative cause all that sounds boilerplate dem.

you failed to stop the sexual revolution
you failed to stop abortion
you failed to stop gay marriage
you failed to stop rapid secularization
you failed to repeal obamacare
you're failing to stop globalism
what have you conserved?

i never said we were good at it

Yes, that's Conservatism, all right.

Seems consistent. What about the environment, do you prefer to conserve the environment or company profits?

Suppose he were actually called "Drumpf".

Why would a man called "Drumpf" not be qualified to serve as President?

the airline industry
bring back TWA and Pan Am, and make United stop using Continental's livery.

because his name is funny and would sound weird when you sing the presidents song

This reads like a wint tweet

because "Drumpf" is le sily namne xdd

You're hardly a textbook conservative. I don't understand why you think you're a good representation of that ideology.

According to Burgerland, you're already a left wing extremist. Why not join us?

What the fuck is "the presidents song"? Are you in elementary school?

Reflections of the revolution in France by Edmund Burke

The conservative mind by Russell Kirk

God and the man at Yale by William Buckley

How to be a conservative by roger scruton

Everything from Ben shapiro

Nah, he's actually reactionary. Social conservatives are even harder to radicalize than fiscal conservatives. They've eaten every last scrap of the trashcan of ideology.

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I am a celibate

Oh so you are just a retard then.

thank god

What the hell are you talking about

n-no…

Incel or mgtow

No

REED ZDIRNER :DDDDDD

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Just because I go against the conservative orthodoxy does not mean I am not conservative

Traps are gay, that is if you are a boy who dresses as a girl and gets fucked by other men, that is gay. But being the guy fucking the trap is not gay.

die

Incel

quote taken from Zizek 19:17, Book of Holla Forums

wtf i love conservatism now

The environment a duh you would have to be a total retard not to

How? If the male is VOLUNTARILY PENETRATING ANOTHER MALE AND MAINTAINING SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO SAID MALE DURING THE PENETRATION OF A MALE ASSHOLE

it's gay af

Do you lift? Do you present yourself well?
Do you socialize? Are you capable of making friends/relationships?

Still don't no what you're talking about

whatever you say, fag

No

Yes

Yes
Yes

theanarchistlibrary.org/library/max-stirner-the-ego-and-his-own.pdf
read this lad

LIFT!!! Also why are you incel?

Look, you can fuck that boipussy all you want but atleast admit to its homosexual tones

It is none of your business

Read Stirner and read the bread book. Conservatism is a distraction.

Better an open fag than a pathetic self-denying closet case like yourself.

You will find that the correct spelling is boipuci.

Admit it: you're 11.

Kek

Yes, it is
Nothing wrong about it though

If you're fully capable of socializing and forming a relationship there is no valid reason to be an incel.

Something is up that you're not telling us. Are you underage? Invapable of the fugg?

I prefer boipucc or boipussy

Are you a homosexual?

I feel insecure about my penis>>1911052

Now

Why?

Can we ask something else now

It feels small

it's just too big

The second one

A future Nazbol

Why do you support the most capitalist party if you're a conservative, don't you find that to be a contradiction, and, assuming you too are a christian, do you not see capitalism as immoral

What is nazbol

READ DUGIN

I believe in distributism

It's Nazis who combined the Hammer & Sickle with the 3rd Reich flag and pretend to be Nazi Communists.

Nazbols don't exist in reality, it's just a absurdist joke.

Okay fam

Then what is the point

Tbh I think nazbol could have been a genuine thing under Niekisch but he failed

Memes

so what you are saying is that they are …

commienazis

youtube.com/watch?v=w2hxZEX629o&ab_channel=Mi

This is what Nazbols actually believe in

Other books I have read:
The conscience of a conservative by Barry goldwater

A history of the American people by Paul Johnson

Everything by g k chesterton

Liberal fascism by josh Goldberg

Up from liberalism by William f Buckley

Witness by Whitaker chambers

Everything by mil yiannpulauos

That is cool

Niekisch wasn't really about that. He was more into Germans unite with the Soviets to fight off the claws of Anglo French capitalists who he saw as the reason for poverty and destruction in Europe

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You can safely erase all of that drivel from your mind.

Here are some real books.

Books I'd recommended

Marx-Capital
Thomas More-Utopia
Peter Kropotkin-the conquest of bread
Engels-socialism:utopian and scientific
Lenin-state and revolution
Strasser-Germany tommorow
The struggle against the state-Makhno
Enver Hoxha-selected works
Harvey-a brief history of neoliberalism
Luxembourg-reform or revolution

If you believe in distributism I'm guessing that means you're Catholic? How do you feel about the Pope's endorsement of communism?

The pope is not a communist in any sense. How many times are you going to spout this meme when he has been shown to be a despicable opportunist? socialism.com/drupal-6.8/articles/pope-francis-catholic-church-and-argentina’s-“dirty-war”

The people decided to let Barabbas go in the Gospel.

Seems you're my favourate conservative ever.

Read this bucko

Okay then sir

How about "no"?

Edmund Burke is kill

You loss kiddo

This guy is not a real conservative and he has not read all those books
Someone is having a laff and larping

Yes I have

Which republican politician is your favourate?

who hurt you?

Here is my position on everything:
Gay marriage -yes
Drug legalization- aboustley
Abortion-Fuck no
Economics-distributism
War-anti war
Illegal immigration- lean very very very conservative
The death penalty-no
Environmental conservation-uh duh of course
Climate change -is real
Israel-anti Zionism
Stem cell research- no
Nuclear power-is kill

John kasich

Thanks for the compliment

Let me attempt to summarize Burke's "thought":

Is that about right?

Yes actually

A known homosexual.

Stem cell research- no
Why are you anti-science? Do you believe that clumps of 100 cells have The Catholic Church Presents: Souls™?

Kek

Yes we all do

Homosexual where did you get that

Kek it

lmao

Any other questions

And what's the problem with "killing" a 100 cells, even if they do have a soul? Does the soul feel pain?

Yes

Then you're a vegan then?

Uncompassionate ass

Yes

Yes

Yes I do

How do you know this? The clump of cells doesn't have a mouth or any body parts it can use to signal you that it's experiencing pain.

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Why? Are you one of those people who thinks that stem cells come from abortions or something?
What do you have against nuclear power if you're in favor of protecting the environment and acknowledge climate change as a legit issue? Nuclear obviously has its own problems but overall it seems like the best option until we can switch to entirely renewable energy sources.

Dude what? So if I donate blood then suddenly those blood cells have their own soul? Are they still part of my soul since that's where they originated, even after they're in someone else's body?

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No you misunderstood me when I say is kill I mean it is awesome. Is kill=is awesome

What kind of conservative are you for supporting UHC? Which party is closest to your beliefs?
Must be the Conservative Party of Norway

Well obviously.

Yep my pastor told me

Are you religious?

Yes

I fucking hate fox news

Kek

What about abortion in cases where the mother's life is in danger? Or restricted to cases of:
mental health and/or health?
rape?
fetal defects?
socioeconomic factors?

Well when you put it that why

Redpill me

It's a mountain of shite reported by a bucket of shite.

Why tho

Conservativism I.e contentment with the status quo has got to be the most cucked political ideology in existence. What the hand dare seize the fire, cuck?

This is either the worst quality bait ever, or you failed civics, quite possibly both. You exhibit a lot of qualities that are befitting of a democrat, definitely not a conservative.

Out of necessity, I see you MGTOW.

After perusing this bullshit I have one question. Are you way too high at the moment or something? You're pretty far from being a conservative numbnuts. Did Holla Forums run you off or something for being so cucked?

Okay so I lied, it was two questions.

Being the trap not in and of itself gay, just an identity crisis and/or fetish. One could still be a trap and have sex with women, that wouldn't be gay, just awkward. Engaging in sex with a male as a trap still makes you gay. Conversely being a male and having sex with a trap is also gay. It's really not that hard.

You forgot Mein Kampf senpai.

I do not have to agree on everything conservatives say

Why don't you understand science? Did you not go to school?

See

I believe in global warming

Have some science.

Fuck you

That is retarded

Why not The Individual And His Property?

That reminds me, have you seen the shit that a state lawmaker wrote when he thought he was anonymous?

reddit.com/r/politics/comments/67hoy5/the_republican_lawmaker_who_secretly_created/dgqlea4/

This is the kind of people we """choose""" to rule over us. These kind of people run the world. Despite Holla Forums's unending cries of self-victimization, their mindset is extremely close to that of the owners of the world.

I rest my case

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Would you keep your social stances and move your economics to the left of Mao?

(Insert middle finger here)

Nope

Please share the handle of the dumb nigger who doesn't know the meaning of the word "alienation".

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Will at least consider Conservate Revolutionary ideology? Read Spengler, Heidigger, and Van dre Broek.

Okay then

Do you expect muslims to be peaceful when war has been declared on them or something?

It's ok, we can heal you

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FINALLY someone gets it. The Greeks (or maybe the Romans?) were right.

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kek

Stirner is right there tho, thats reality.
If you want to auto-cuck yourself with concepts go ahead but you're still limiting your will for an stupid imaginary concept like a retard.

Stirner has a big brow because he has a big brain.

The working class is already divided by racism because people are racist whether they are socially conditioned to accept it about themselves or not, and will remain so until we can change neurophysiology, which is a mistake and will be used by the elite to fuck us all way harder than anything you can imagine. We're just materialists that realise that much what you perceive are your oh so "progressive values", existing for a blink of an eye in the human timescale are largely an artificial and engineered bourgeois scam, hypocritical and absurd in the extreme, and have nothing to do with realistically achieving anything like socialism. Idealist cuck.