Hewwo doctow

...

Yeah and it's still contract work, and I can work whenever I feel like it as long as I get everything done before the deadlines. The clients expect what they pay for so they get what they pay for, on the day, nothing less.

Still, I get some horror stories, 2 years ago I was renovating a single ground floor apartment that had literally never been cleaned EVER and there were grease stains from the stove up the wall onto the ceiling and it took me three hours to clean the fucking stove. But the end result, is the next person who moved in would be 'wow! this shit looks brand new!' and that's what I do for a living.

And the hero we deserve

i miss horo

...

It's not a job for everyone and yeah I don't like it when people call me a 'janitor' because I'm a specialist, I've dealt with blood and shit, I'm trained how to use chemicals and solvents, I'm way more badass and I'm the one you call when you need something to get fucking cleaned PROFESSIONALLY.

hey hu

not trying to call anyone out anything but anthony soto was calling you gay hard

/squishu

Damn you got some legit creep shots of that bitch

I kinda wish I got to know ytt, I emailed him a couple of times in 09 I think

they were all dudes

what the hell grim

you emailed yttrium?

are you a homo?

that's a moot question, tp.

That's aiite

I was an angsty child going through emotional turmoil

He's just trying to get as me cause I said all traps should burn

*petpet*

More affections hu

I just realized all of my avatars are sarcastic or deadpan and if I tried to be cute and attempt to lure penis I wouldn't able to do it unless I harnessed them with the power of my words alone.

Affection is good

be*

GRIM NO IT'S A TRAP

If you would stop being so serious for once that might help

Let your guard down a bit, if that's even possible

are you over it

youtu.be/awqtjrZfMIg?t=9m16s

Especially yours

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well, that was just a statement upon reflection of what mostly goes on in here, but I'm not into penis so I think that kind of fits with my character.

R u ok

can I have headpats too?

pat pat

Hu likes the PENIS

...

*pat*

-pat-

I am aware

thank you i feel much better

aware of what?
entropy?
the fact that you will likely die, alone, without contributing to humanity in any significant way?

now lose like 15 poinds

:D
♥

kek

Best Ghibli, prove me wrong.
Pro tip:you probably can

kiki

i lost 10 pounds in 2 months without trying

Whatever helps you sleep @ night chiri

It's the best in my eyes as well

Nearly everyone I know hated Kiki lol

okay

but honestly i think it was that my chronic pain hindered my appetite

cute pic~

You are one of the few posters I thoroughly enjoy my interactions with

guess I'll try this one

...

But we're barely around at the same time anymore.
lost it

oh hi

I don't know why people say that Red Haired Pilot or Doll is best girl in eva, it was clearly Leliel.

Nausicaa as a movie was butchered, as the manga wasn't finished. The North American release was so bad that Miyazaki refused to allow any more Ghibli projects to be dubbed/released in America ever again until Princess Mononoke, in which he delivered an ancient katana to the producers with a note that read 'no cuts' as a reminder to their agreement to not cut anything out of the film, as had been done before for Nausicaa.

Also yeah, Nausicaa is the only full length manga Hayao Miyazaki wrote AND illustrated himself, so it is very special and holds some personal attachment for me, having observed this master's own hand.

grim

why are you posting columbine shit

are you angry?

sorry about that shit earlier bro i love you no guns

That makes me cherish our shared times together even more. I hope that you will do the same

Chill

It's joke

did anyone watch elefant

Am~
Cute

well he's a sand nigger, it's in his genes to want to blow shit up really.

too soon

like teens got shot

why do you insist on using the n word

grim is dating a white girl

Spicy

Are you pronouncing your cuteness or agreeing to cherish our times and calling me cute
Or something else

Idk tildus

Because it evokes response.

CONSPIRACY TO BAN GUNS

oooooooo

seriously
leliel best grill from eva

people buy more guns aftter shootings

guns should be regulated like cars but nra has too strong a hold on congress

The latter, but calling the pic you posted cute.
Though you are too~

I am uncomfortable

It's not called a bill of needs, faggot soy drinker.

ohihu

then, TP makes a post that says he loves Chiri, mixed in as a multipost so it can be more easily overlooked.

I am not against this

:3

pls b nais

if everyone were like me the world would be based

btw awoo isn't a meme anymore.

they stopped that in 2016.

if everyone were like you we'd be in mud huts
:^)

I want you to create something for me

where do you live rn

oh oh....

this nigga

It can be anything of any complexity. Just want it to be made from your hands. Is that okay?

everyone would be very cute

In a mud hut.
:^)

I got 10 thumbs...

hu is lookin p cute rn

Get them twiddling

i mean user bullshit gets bullshit

When I started on Holla Forums I was first a lurker, and an user troll, until I found the circlejerk.

My goal at the time was to roll everybody, and the method of doing so was to adopt a weeb av and become a persona, and to develop my persona I intentionally used 'mood' images out of my library to personify my avatar, to make me feel more accessible and realistic via psychology.

Welp.

You fuckers won, I'm a circlekerlker now.

you forget that i am you

;_;

L O O O K I N LIK E E E A SNAAAAAAAAAACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is John Kimble

And I love my car.

That's true, that's why randomly spouting out your retarded political opinions gets bullshit from me.
: ^ )

get to da chopper.

LET'S KICK SOME ICE

...

hes saying to make him cum with your ten thumbs

you broke my wood, that's no good.

He's saying he wants to corn on your cobb

...

Talk to the hand.

how do i even spout political bullshit

i say i don't eat meat

yo, she-bitch.. let's go.

sorry me not ravaging sentient beings infuriates you so much

...

these two posts are contradictions

break it down

how

so

He's American, let him be American.

(yep he's gonna be a statistic.)

they are entirely consistent

and you are an idiot

Lewd

...

The real question is, are YOU the idiot?

..except I'm not going to tread on your rights, and if I engage in conversation with you I'm probably going to be logged.

i can like guns and also be liberal

stop the bully already

...

guys. i gotta pee. :(

hurry back

i will run !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nooo! don't leave! my mouth is right here!!

ok bloodchan

you guys know that idiot is bloodchan right?

cucumber. this is not allowd. DO N OT P O O O ST THISSSSSSS

Nope, not lewd. Just nude

*soy boy american
ftfy

so good song.

try this:

Guaranteed his penis is inside her

nice track

Would you put your dick into your crying girlfriend?

I have exclusive content rights on my posts, you can go fuck off, you clingy piece of shit trying to get people to like you.
This is a place that you earn respect by trial of fire. We don't need any more cock suckers. Well, I digress, that's my opinion but there could be some who really want their dicks sucked and their egos stroked around here, but I'm not someone you have to impress, so fuck off and get the hell away from me.

dsgsfdhdsrh

Oha-lakki!!

and that's some unexpectedly hard breakbeat mixed with clips..

She wasn't crying but I assume penetrating a hymen isn't very comfortable so some girls might cry at first

also.

THE BEEEEEEEEEST
THE BEST.

THE BEST ED OF THE SEASON !!!!

CHU-CHU !!

lolicore/breakcore is so much fun. so fast. and LOUD NOISY !!!

...

DECO*27 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit, I won't let that thought ruin the pic

let me fix that for you

Fun fact, the 'chu-chu' and hand gestures they're doing are supposedly the sounds rabbits make in Japanese.

SO well aware of this classic.

^ gif

woah !
bunny. cutuututueutuetuete. CUTE CHU CHU

nice gif

definitely a favorite

F U L L F R O N T A L P E N E T R A T I O N

Nezi, do you know anything about Ishifuro and Hate-chan?

Let me give you a starter;

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grim is such a peace of shit it
is no wonder he fails here

no grim this is not the place to pick up gays

well, he has a face for radio and you have a body for the special olympics.

Lmao

LOL this he does

i meant it grim

you really need to step it up

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Nezi: if you're interested in Ishifuro you can search him by 石風呂, he stopped making music but was at a time involved with IA Project, and also made his own art and invented Hate-chan, the poster girl for all of his videos. He tends to use IA and Miki vocaloids but does the instruments himself.

But he already has a girlfriend.
_H_U_

exactly how many people is hu dating rn

If hu was a Chica I would wife her

hupony

how many posters have you fucked

says based creepball grim

tp, how many posters have you met irl and they turned you down when you brought them to the motel near comicon?

hU IS GONNA TURN gRIM GAY.

...

to grims credit

i would wife hu

given the chance

and not interested in guys, so?

none

oh my

...

TP stop trying to drama, you aren't even interesting.

Shut the fuck up Yan.

You're stupid

umm yeah

This is what I'm talking about, it needs to stop.

i am going through your links

but I listen slowly as I'm also playing vidya

first one was ok

also hi woopers :3

h-huh?

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I

DID NOT

COME

ONTO

ANYONE

UNDERAGE

well maybe like that one girl

You nigger

pls no i'm sorry

pretty sure your keyboard is under 10.

Hi Teeps

pretty sure i use my lappy's keyboard and you suck your mom's dick

:3

See this is why a good lingual joke doesn't work here because everyone else is a juvenile, soft-dicked fat unshaven disappointment that their shameful parents don't even 'need' to keep in the basement because it stays there willingly.

here have a short mix kappa

take more time to rewrite this

you have the time

GOOD START

not really

fucking douche bag

why are green veggies soooooooooooooooooooo good.

i just wanna eat. cold fresh. kale. green beans. spinach.

SO TASTY AND HYDRATED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't even know if i can feign interest anymore tbh

who are you even talking to, yourself?
That would make sense
:^)

No, I think it would hurt your ego too much if I embellished any more; my mastery of language already dealt the killing blow and your only defense was to ask for more; what a pitiful subordinate you are.

...

Then leave and don't come back
:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)^)

who

are

you

fucking douche

OOOOH MACHO MADNESS YEEAAAAHHH

Who is anyone, really?

oooo i don't know

i know you're a douche

ive never had quinoanaoaooanaonaonaa before.

i mostly just eat all these greens straight from the bag and crunch on em. no COOKIN. just raw veggieeeee

pussies

pussies everywhere

personally I used to just grab cans of chick peas and mushrooms, and 'eastern star' brand mixed veggies- bamboo shoots, mini corn, water chestnuts and bean sprouts, and I'd boil like 3 packs of udon noodles and then put everything into a stir fry, greatest shit ever.

Oh man, you found out my secret.
I'm actually a goat posting vaginal douche.
You found out my secret, whatever will I do.

make me stir fry ms cucumber

...

hue

:3

it's like rice

so rice and kale

how you been

NOBUS

alright, first I boil some chow mein noodles for about 2 minutes, while heating up the pan and putting in some vegetable oil, having my other ingredients prepped;

first I put the shrimp in, it needs to cook longer. while that's going on I check the chow mein and drain it. the vegetables go in with the shrimp already sizzling; mushrooms, celery, red peppers, diced onions, salt, lemon juice. add in the chow mein noodles, soy sauce, toss and fry in the pan, make sure the shrimp's cooked, veggies are lightly seared, noodles are just slightly seared too and turn darker with the soy; nothing else much needed.
Light, crisp.

sounds tasy.

okay. yes. bring me a nice bol of the food. it is the TASTY !

nbcgmjbvkmhv,mv

the only porn I do is food porn.

I'm a learning chef on the side when I'm not working.

Classic.

I got so high to this album, plus the meme that it synched with Fantasia, we did it. it worked. Good times.

send me ur food that u cook up ms chef

when you're not just taling a pile of garbage

please fuck off

everyone post food you've cooked

it is my favorite

i don't have a camera ;;

lasagna takes fucking forever to assemble

no like i really dont

i would say don't take lasagna

that shit takes forever

i never take pics of my food x.x maybe ill remember next time...

i mean if you are trying to impress someone

even spaghetti seasoned the right way will do that

I can not legally send you food in the mail and it will be off when it arrives because the postal service is shit.

You didn't know I was a culinary genius? You can fuck off.

imgur.com/a/Kvr4j the poutine sandwich, brown gravy with melted cheese on sourdough.

You can still agree with me but as long as you keep treating me badly I'll call you a fucking cunt, you fucking cunt. Get over yourself, you're not as important as you think you are, reevaluate where you are and who your friends are and maybe treat people better to see how they'll treat you once you grow up. cunt.

what kinda stuff do you cook?

lasagna is really good though

blech

look i posted g r e e n b e a n

Oh sorry, maybe this?
imgur.com/a/xzvAI

Chiri's budget take on the classic ham and cheese english muffin, perfectioned.

you can't make it

what do you mean?

feelsdepressedman

oh shit sorry nezi nevermind

I know I would never, and probably should never, win on any show where Gordon Ramsey is a judge.

I don't do presentation. I do simple; I do what works, I do what tastes right. It has to taste good first, so it doesn't matter to me how it looks cause give me like 12 hours and it'll look like shit.

chriri you might win in like an emergency hangover challaenge

my formula is hard to beat though

pan heated, two eggs in the bowl, whisked, because we aren't going over easy, this is a medical emergency here.

salt in the egg bowl, chives. I cut some green onions just in case. bacon goes in the pan first, we sear the bacon at high heat.

move the bacon aside pour in the eggs, throw the green onion on top of it, scramble it motherfucker.

This man needs life support he is getting bacon and scrambled eggs.

...

sounds delicious :3

hey I remember when you turned me on to CocoRosie.

those look cooked !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

noice

guilty

here have a ketchup smiley to make up for it

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i was gonna say. way too much ketchup for burger. but then i was like WOAH nevermind thats a lot of burger. fitting. nice smile.

there are few things you can joke about with me, that I will take deadly seriously, and one of them is cooking because I take that very seriously. I'm a huge critic as well and have a lot to say about shitty practices in the industry, I did once work in a restaurant and I have had an actual stint as a cook, which really turned me on to proper cooking practices afterwards, and how disgusting some places really are when you have been on the inside; in that way I really respect Gordon Ramsey's discipline and conduct and understand why he demands consistency from people, because one dish has to be the best every time it's made and there are no shortcuts or lazy chefs.

I am not on that level, probably never will be, don't really aspire to be classically trained, all I go by is my taste. So, critics aside, as long as enjoy what I make, it doesn't matter who hates it or why they hate it, or tell me how I could make my art better, maybe I will take some criticism if it's constructed and the little points touch base and matter to me, but general criticism without substance is laughable.

This is the same reason why I roast people by targetting their soft spots, because it hurts more when you know it's a legit thing, it stings.

too long

ok thanks for the input kanra

fucking read it anyway, you have nothing else to do.

lol

nah

you read it tho

no i didn't at all

i treated your post as a block of spam

i am truly sorry

i like you but like i need a little me time

Look, the reason we click shit and read shit that other people post is how we develop; these new outside influences, and these views, are what form our own- all of this, at least from a smaller, closed group of individuals with their own tastes and ideas, is better than getting your ideas from television or just the internet.
Having these connections to real people is more valuable than the information you would normally ingest and process on your own, and having these social connections to other people who aren't trying to cram misconceptions down your throat is healthy; love and respect your friends for being there, because it hurts a lot when they are gone.

im just reminded i need to shave everywhere now that im not sick anymore.

no more hair boy

you shave your balls?

Welcome back Chiri.

how old are you

What's with that face?

i've always wanted to shave with someone

like take turns shaving legs and tummies and stuff

welp that's gay.

...

sounds pretty gross

i was going to say that

EVERYWHERE. I HATE HAIR !!!!!!

18 ! 19 next month !!!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmm

so, you shave your ass crack too huh?

obligatory shouting seal meme here.

E V E R Y T H I N G !!!!!!!!!!!

its usually easier to use "magic shave powder" for more..... difficult. areas.

its cheap and really convenient bc a can can be used on my whole body. cuts down on time too.

why am i checking out the 2016 Doom game ahhhh

Anybody want to play Chiri's Trivia?

We did this a few years ago just to see how stupid people were even when they had the internet to look shit up, because anyone who knew the answer responded first.

Basically a trivia game where Chiri asks the questions and everybody else attempts to answer.

Actually I don't think anyone is online..

i am always online u ding dong.

Did you know we're predominantly right-handed because the right subclavian aorta is larger than the left subclavian off the asymmetrical heart so we naturally had a disposition for righthandedness anatomically without knowing it?

i wanna be left handed it seems cooler

the joke is that I came up with this theory right now, so, if you research it perhaps other people have also concluded this but I came up with it tonight, so if the theory doesn't exist yet then nobody has been fucking paying attention.

...

eh probably causality, logic, shit like that.

how are you not slathered in a layer of your own armchair precum ejaculate fluid

like some kind of internet snail

Oh yeah, science is already all over it,
no biggie.

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0306987716302559

science usually is all over science

This is now my mental image of Chiri, so thanks for that.

Still, the reason I don't date anyone in this social pool is because I've already met you.

any time

woof woof

*pats*

nobody forgets Luka.

...

elephant in the room here but

who or what is this directed at??

still don't know, still drinking beer

awooooooo

everyone.

none of you are desirable human beings.

who here was even vaguely asking for your approval?

and you're 'not' actively seeking my approval by bringing up the topic as a challenge?

im sure me and u could get a thing goin ! ur cute enough. i might be cute enough i think...

you have a future as biological detritus in a storm sewer if you get anywhere close to me.

biological detritus here i come !!!!

No, I'm not, and I'm confident enough to tackle that topic directly because I can put words together in a way that makes sense, you should try it some time

you see, you brought up the issue of people's desirability here, or rather, a lack of it, only why even mention this if no one has openly expressed caring about your opinion in anyway?

i like cucumber ! so that counts

Don't play hard to get you sexy snail.

I was being general, and even generous.

Why do you care about my opinion? You seem to be the only one openly expressing any care about my opinion.

What do you even think my opinion is?
Were you even listening or does your opinion take so much precedence over mine that you need to tell me my opinion is bad when you don't understand what my opinion is?

shh don't break the meta right now.

what

if chiri is just pretending to be retarded this isnt fair im pretty drunk right now

aww

Yeah, you do seem pretty retarded.

Come back to me whenever you want a legit match though, I'll take any opponents because life is one big learning experience, and sometimes you have to learn when to shut up.

i wish i could start sentences like that, without knowing where i was going to take them

Knowing you, you'd take your sentences out back behind the skip and try to feel them up when you're 'on break'.

i dont give sentences breaks they are minority citizens

You proved what you stated, not a single comma.
Diggin your own grave, son.

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'Hurt' cover.

Hurt is by Johnny Cash too

It's a Nine Inch Nails cover, hence why I said cover.

Go to bed you piece of shit.
Get out of my fucking sight.

and i thought i was the drunk one

i think you needed more than those little sissy girly sugar drinks you had

when you do a cover better you own the song now, everyone knows thats how it works

what's wrong small shouty child cannot think of the proper way to express the lack of desireableness you expressed towards us?

Uh oh you're becoming the big ol' manly man now?
You want to instigate something or you want to just stop right now and let it go because it's fucking words on the internet?

If you can't get the fuck over that, I'll take you on and take you down because words over the internet is my fucking shit, bitch, and you're going to get really royally screwed unless you don't take it down a notch and chill the fuck out, look around, realise where you are and what you're doing, and consider if you even have the energy available to go full commitment versus someone who has schooled little shits like you for years and will make you wish you could turn on safe mode and swear filter, not only that I will haunt you, if not just today, for months, for years, and you (admittedly a newb) do not want me on your back for your entire duration here, so you need to chill the fuck out and get back down to fucking earth and shut the fuck up.

im going out of my way to leave out commas just for you

i literally haven't seen you show up besides today in the entire time i've been back here, which has been about several weeks, so I mean if your half-assed long winded, but empty paragraph wasn't already lacking in substance it's kind of unsubstantiated by the fact you seem to have the staying power of a small midget in a locker-room full of small asian women

actually you know what i take that back i confused you for Kanra earlier

Test I didn't know you were letting other small shouty children post here too

they could well be

man, what a lucky midget.
They're used to tiny dicks.

Yeah no problem, I don't actually get confused for Kanra that often.

you'd think it would happen with some level of frequency

Anyways introductions are in order.

I have been away for some time, I really apologize for the low value of the content in my absence but none of it was my fault because they do things on their own and aren't properly regulated.
I am Chiri, also known as ChiriMatoi. I am the best poster in Holla Forums and my intelligence trickles down as people become smarter in my presence.

and I'm not making any false claims.

just for the record i just put a bunch for THC shatter on top of the rest of a bowl i was smoking and I'm about to smoke it and be super not down for this whole effort thing,

look i have a battery operated keyboard, its good enough for several hours of overwatch but i doubt i have enough batteries in my house to convince a retard they aren't retarded

Hi Chiri.

I've failed to meet standards, it seems.

I will try harder.

wait no i got that mixed up because alcohol

see, you are failing to make me smarter by being around

yea you did goddammit

rick and morty raised my IQ more than this i am very disappointed

hi random!

why does your avatar have ugly ears

No sorry, the meme is a joke and that's why you don't actually have an IQ over 150. You fell for it. You're an idiot.

My IQ's 156.

The artist is a douchebag but meant well, so all of his characters are a little disproportionate; the ears are very large but at least he has a good concept of facial expression.

...

hahahaha

i met a child by a campfire who had an IQ over 200, i bet you don't even get it tested yearly and that's an old score

how do you know they are a douchebag because they draw bad ears

IQ tests are also very subjective, if this particular child was trained by 'The System' to perform well in 'tests' then this entity could easily score rather high in comparison to other children in the American education system which is underfunded and produces average students below expected IQ scores; I was born in Canada and had a great upbringing and so I score high on the tests because I carry with me the innate skills to observe, react, adapt and apply knowledge in everyday situations, thus an IQ test barely scratches what I'm actually capable of and it is not a matter of how hard I study.

Now, do you understand what an IQ test is?

I'm kidding, he's a great guy. Not a great artist, but he also wrote Joshiraku which was drawn by the person who did ToraDora! so they collaborated on something pretty cool that was funny.

sounds like a pretty big excuse for having a lower IQ than some random kid i met

i am SUPER stoned right now

fucking go to bed.

when do you sleep ?

You seem perturbed, random.

after you.

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