A new place for old habits

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A colloquialism for a certain demographic of the east coast

You'd never get me to go tbh

Grim has more foreheads than Gordon Ramsey.

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Sure, let's go with that

Present them and I shall consider it

I'm down.
Like, seriously, if that ever happened, I would non ironically show up.
Maybe.
Possibly.

Ooooh.

Tomorrow night ?

Had to have that cut out sadly, but yeah.
Nothing really, got tired of reading so decided to see if this place was alive.

It's a dumb one
Like newfie

problem

It's a date.

Furfag.

Also why is it that I'm remembered by two things, leaving a lot, and my implant..?

are ghost girls ok?

Move to Ontario~

.///.

goat>cat

do i smell a promotion in your near future?

dude if you want to stick with that shitty industry you'll be management in no time

who was that

of course not

actually i'm not even in my trap phase anymore for the time being

you should see all the vanilla cuk porn i jerk to

no sorry

i have jerked it to priti a lot

zander didn't like the drama lol

and yeah it just tells you that grim has that crazy snap in him (while sober mind you)

haha yeah his parents are probably gonna flip

merman?

Implanting metal in your finger is a pretty memorable thing

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Why would I move to Ontario

Nyoron~?

Kind of boringly coasting but things are picking up, and getting better and better recently.

Kind of afraid I'm going to lose my sanity at this rate.

You show up for, like, a day or two and then leave again for years. ;;

Maybe you love it when it snows 7 months a year and the temp drops under -40 with the wind chill?

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One of the 10 weirdos obsessed with doctor who.

You disgust me.

That's pretty much the case everywhere except BC

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Yeah, actually. They're replacing one of the people that has been there longer with me and demoting her lmao

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and yous say I would bleed memes

That's why I moved here.

Fucking sick of the cold.

oooo i wanna be a ghost girl. me. ghost girl.

i really don't get the obession

it's good to watch once in awhile

a lot of the eps stand well on their own

I want to move there tbh

Oh damn dude that sucks
Hopefully it didn't cost too much to have it taken out

What were you reading?

Implants in fingertips isn't something you hear everyday

Mmm, yeah, that's the stuff

Pretty manly name right?

lol what a bitch

Crazy shit lol
I wonder if thats haram for his parents
White meat is okay I think

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Too bad ghosts don't exist, so if you kill yourself you aren't doing yourself any favors. Everyone else though, yeah.

Bestest.

You don't take a lot of convincing.

It's really not

Everyone who watches it is a weirdo.

I'm a cheap date, what can I say.

ghosts exist ding dong. and it doesnt require suicide !!!!!!

its like you dont even know what a ghost girl is...

Fair enough but still..

Eh, sanity is a tenuous thing, best to have it come and go.

I just don't know how to be social, plus I always check back and find so many people I don't know I just sort of don't post.

Fair enough.
Eh, ~$200. Canada healthcare ftw.

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Thread so fast

Sorry but ghosts, like Jesus, God, and Santa, exist as ideas but not tangible entities.

Like almost as bad as weeb tier

what's the bestest then?

It's okay, I like you anyway.

are you a contender for the spot or have they already said you have it?

i actually think i might meet grim

you did and didn't die

what's the worst that could happen

you're telling me

like on a whole it's not a good show

it's really the concepts that do it now and again for me at least

and like i watch it once in a blue moon

I'm never new I just change my name a lot !

*tips Chiri's fedora for them since their hands are so full with holding the true idealism's of the world for us*

There are worse things to be remembered for

British Columbia tbh

relating god and jesus to santa

COME ON cCUCUMbER youre not even trying cucumber !!

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And since I'm cheap, I'm always worth it. If you love me it's a bargain and if you dislike me you can settle

My manager kinda told it to me on the hush-hush. It's what they're considering

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I hate that her nose is so short and that she has such a big space on her upper lip, reminds me of Stephen King.

Huh? Why ?

Guess it's a bargain then.

Post Soraka's horsecock

Mild temperatures, but you can still do winter sports, you got that dank pacific climate going on
Everywhere except Vancouver is like heaven

Echo pls ur durnk

Don't tempt me

Also national parks
I love national parks

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I see. I guess I did that a lot too in the past.

That's . . . very true.

noice

that hush hush

i got some hush hush today that was good and bad depending how you look at it

good in that i'm likely for a cali job in march

bad in that i'll probably have to quit smoking weed here soon to get nuclear clearance

chiri you have like half of your teeth

thank you for gracing us with your judgement

Yeah he's aight to hang and talk to
Like, I was supposed to drive him to the airport the last day of AX so he can catch his flight to NYC

But I was too busy getting drunk/doing coke and later that night I fucked Ghostie's supposed gf lmaoooo

So worth
He was pissed and had to get an Uber to the airport
It mustve cost him a bit

PLEASE

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Nuclear clearance? Whaaaa?

Nope teehee

And why is Ontario not as good?

How did you know

People in Ontario are cunts

You've temporarily forgotten yourself and become overly affectionate again

Well, let's compare them.

Santa is God;
- he knows when you are sleeping
- he knows when you're awake
- he knows when you've been bad or good
(so be good for goodness sake)
- teleports around the entire world hitting approximately 2-3 billion homes of santa worshippers during one night cycle in a flying sleigh driven by magical flying reindeer
- fucked a jew who exclaimed 'it's a miracle!' to her husband who knew that she was a virgin, in order to bear a holy child who, at his death, cried up at the sky 'why have you forsaken me?' when he was supposed to have I guess KNOWN he was the child of god and maybe I guess he was kind of just a douche who got famous and things didn't go as planned.
Oh, that's not related to Santa, but we celebrate Santa day now on that dead guy's birthday cause it's cool, also everyone wears symbols of the method of his execution like it's cool too.

Maybe if I want to honor Che I'll wear a silver machinegun around my neck.

I still have all of my teeth.
Shows how much you know.

Hey now, Emma is nice sometimes!

This is the true me.

Can confirm, for the most part.

Then I will take it

People in Ontario seem to have this superiority complex going on
I think it's because they're too close to the US

I went to Toronto once
Hated every second of it

oh man that would have stressed me out too if i were grim

like we do testing in nuclear plants

and the dude who is supposed to do it is making my manager nervous so he upped me to 50%

i will have to pass a drug test so i would want to leave myself a month and a half to detox with the amount of weed i smoke

but how many of your teeth are chipped, crooked, or dead

I lived in Toronto for two years. Also hated it.
Toronto is probably the worst city in southern Canada.

Truly the paragon of work ethic in our vital nuclear regulatory bodies

several are badly chipped because years ago I had a bad habit of grinding my teeth or pressing them into each other so that they would actually chip off, and then I'd put the tooth bits in my mouth and chew on them.
I used to chew my nails too, but I no longer have either of these habits and I have to clip my nails with clippers cause they grow out. I think it was because of anxiety and I have less of that now.

What were you there for? I live on the East coast
It sucks and we have nothing
But at least the people are somewhat okay
Usually

It really tripped me out Hu doesn't like traps but likes men/dick

Like, Nigga that's exactly what a trap/tranny is

He likes the male A E S T H E T I C

Exactly, that means he's gay and likes men, not the idea of traps who are men who look like women.

Because there's two kinds of being gay. One wants to be the bitch.

if you only knew

i grind my teeth badly too and haven't been to the dentist in ages

they always say it won't hurt and it hurts a lot

i have an extremely high pain tolerance except when a drill is going into a tooth apparently

wahts a mendick

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College.
Like Newfie east coast? People seem okay, if somewhat like walking memes.

Then there's the weirdos that like traps and want to be the bitch

I had already assumed unfortunately

brb catching up

I don't know enough about Yuros to make a comparison

Newfies aren't east coast
They're newfies

Yeah, high pain tolerance runs in my family and any time we went to the dentist, we have to tell them to put in twice as much anesthetic because with the normal amount we can still feel it.

Not a great thing to find out through first-hand experience.

lol this dude was telling me about a past job

about how pretty much everyone nodded out for a few hours

Just don't be the reason the terrorists win

dr pepper

Would it be wrong if I wanted to be in a lesbian relationship with a biological woman but that I'd be the bitch?

Fucking gross

That's like ordering your steak well done

Traps are like medium rare

Post-op is Extra rare/Blue

It's a man's dick

wow that's weird huh

like i know i don't feel normal person pain

cause i can take a fucking lot

but that tooth pain is fucking intolerable

i even feel the deep ass movocain needle

Not really? Idk honestly

Hah, yeah imagine people liking biological males like that disgusting Anthony Soto and ACTUALLY wanting to fuck them

I actually enjoy the part where the needle is jammed deep into my gums, it's just having it drilled and they go into the nerve where you have no control over your reaction because it's so acute and severe, and you're like ok, you need to inject me again doc.

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oh no the plants are guarded to the t

fully automatic rifles galore

don't you worry lass

there is no way hupony doesn't enjoy traps

i don't buy it

i stopped reading

i need to have this done soon and i hate nothing more

Soto's starting to look like an Asian businessman reflecting on the times he's gotten shitfaced on sake and worn his tie around his head, evaluating his coworkers to consider if he will go down that path again and have the night turn out OK.

Considering you're a fat dude, no lesbian would get with a fat dude and still be a lesbian.

It's all about perspective ;)

Still, don't be that guy if you ever get promoted to some shit like that

whether or not the gunmen in the towers nap?

lunno

but the people inside sure do

male and female are cute. and everything inbetween,

this is rule.

You disgusting BISEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

no man i could never nap sitting up

i don't physically have it in me

kinda sucks

True I guess. I've never been out east further than Quebec.

Well that gives me some comfort

hello i am a pansexual please respect my orientation

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I don't either

Nigga probably lying through his teeth

Honestly it's just the tie and the Japanese beer that makes me look Asian, and also the fact that I'm high most of the time so my eyes just get squintier

So what you're saying is that I should fuck Hu?

are you drinking tonight or are these older pics?

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do I count as that if I go to /d/ sometimes and there's some shit I like?

...yes. That was definitely the point of what I was saying

These are older pics

But I'm drinking rn

the first few months of my early schedule i ran a stop sign cause i was hella tired driving home

i'm locked in now

I don't know what gave you the impression that I was fat, but perhaps you have self-esteem issues to deal with and I understand that lashing out at people is one way of releasing that anger, you may have a real problem if you are not taking care of yourself, even 'treating' yourself with snacks or other vices such as drugs/alcohol to take your mind away from the reality of being a fat lonely unfuckable Holla Forums poster.

probably. i just say pan bc its easiest. its just a big blanket term for

"i like what i like"

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what are you drinking right now my matey?

i have a rather tall red stripe im nursing and another one for later tonight

Yeah, cause we all know you're a mexican.

Fuuuuck glad nothing bad happened

...right?

Yeah labels are fucking dumb

Can I just like some normal shit and also some weird shit in peace????

hu is cute tho

i put a fifth chocolate soymilk into my coffee

granted i make my coffee crazy strong

ah, that classic jamaican stubby bottle.

I've got a Black Fly sour raspberry.

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I kept a 2L asahi aluminum can with a fucking handle on it. cause who drinks a whole 2L of asahi right.

its pretty good beer too

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We're supposedly the friendliest bunch
I doubt that a bit though

If you ever come across Wells IPA, give it a try. Lovely stuff.

i can't cut off real cheese cause imitation cheese is terrible

but i actually like soymilk

when i drink actual milk i get whole or goat

cutie. u makin fun of labels is cute. PROUD OF U !!

enjoy your cancer from estrogen

I've always done this tho

Also we're a lot alike and it's fucking weird dude stop it

lol i did kinda get hella large man knockers

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i like your voice. its really cute. i was gonna mention this last night but then i got a nose BBBLOOOOODDDDDD

cutie cute cute cutie

dis

oh you meant in anime

fuck you colbert

you're in too deep

I know the feel.
Once you make grilled cheese sandwiches with the real deal, you can't fucking go back to individually wrapped processed slices. it's just wrong.

seriously, ian's voice is the best

h-hi x///x

BOY IF YOU DON'T

It was the image I posted with that post you dip

good evening nezi. hewwo doctow.

is liliana the new thread whore here?

seems to really love pelting people with attention.

yeah dude cheese and eggs kills me from being vegan

those are my staples

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what?

yes.

i ain't no doctor

idk about anyone else but we've been in the same Discord voice chat several times recently so there's actually a reasoning there

at this point i think they will take almost whatever they can get

liliana like whines i guess

i just see him as background noise

BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I love both of those, but I also love eating fish, clams, crabs, oysters, shrimp, eels okay mostly seafood.
I'm not really a mammal-eater.

oh shit

what's good

EVERYONE IS SUPER CUTE !!!!!!!!! I CANNOT HELP IT .

not a w(hore) though. no sex.

boy if u dont. hit my dms. :^)

this picture is INAPPROPRIATE FOR a l o o t of reasons. the girl SHOULD PUT ON A SHIRT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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calm down.

not a lot

how about you

here, maybe this cosplay is less inappropriate

/exasperated sighing

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

see even when i ate meat i was never a seafood head

that arena was the easiest to quit

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like man if TP feels like you are background noise...

must be lonely being a space rock the size of a quarter

yes. good. ty.

come ere and gimme a big ol smooch u ding dong !

ian i love you but please stopparino

so it's friday right and it's raining

i decide to STILL get my jersey mikes

and take a back way home

it was a clusterfuck

i had to keep reminding myself

calm down, it's friday

why be in a hurry

i get anxious

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Yeah I guess you'd have to be really big on eating cows and pigs to begin with, to make it hard to become a vegan.
But if you just never really did, then it's fine. and if you still eat dairy and eggs, you're not helping kill anything. I believe cheese and eggs are fine.

And to be honest, I just like seafood. They're just plentiful and reproduce fast, though I keep in mind that octopi are relatively intelligent.

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NEVER

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

jersey mikes
isn't that a sub shop?

ye anxiety sucks

how was your day today?

Stressful, but not too horrible

You?

even a space rock the size of a quarter can have dreams, like trying to annihilate humanity. Sure, it'll probably burn up in the atmosphere but its last thoughts could be its unfallible attitude to be the best and succeed when others have failed, Ganbere you sexy little asteroid.

a piece of metal the size of a shoe can hit Jupiter with the force of a couple hundred thousand nukes due to the increased gravitational pull and stronger magnetic field

but even several million nukes all going off at once would not be enough to completely blow the planet apart, only extinguish all life on its surface

i was a big burger/bacon/steak etc eater when i quit

just fish and shellfish was always kinda gross

i did acquire a taste for top end caviar oddly enough

yeah and there's only one by work

i planned my route but maps don't really plan for trains and get this

try taking an unprotected left across two way three lane 50 mph traffic

i was forced into that with heavy rain

i powered through

fuck it sucked

Yeah, that's the real problem with westernized sushi establishments, just like 'chinese food' they all adhere to the same menu and cut costs whenever they can.

It's never fresh, it's always frozen and you can taste the difference if you're not a pleb. Items like tobiko (fish eggs) are usually fine, as well as anything deep fried, but the sashimi is ALWAYS lacking.. the tuna is dull, peach grey colored, it should be vibrant and red. salmon has faded to a dark maroon wine color instead of pink.. and to think, they charge you up the ass for cold dead fish.
It's common and ACCEPTED as normal 'sushi' and I yearn for a place where I can have some real, fresh sashimi!

if you go to a sushi place and start with miso soup, and hear a microwave in the back, fucking leave.

gdshgsfh

the video you saw that from was ripping off an xkcd comic and i want you to feel bad about it

lol is it new years yet

i don't really care

i just get the veggie maki

good point i should just suicide

I don't feel bad if it was xkcd, but I would take offense if someone ripped off smbc without giving due credit.

but xkcd is basically like cyanide and happiness with worse art.

do not

dragon maid was a mistake

bong breeak

boi

thicc is just girls with fat asses who do nothing but spend your money.

boi

How do people who unironically like undertale still try to shit on anime

okay now you just retard trolling

LMAO

The only good thing to come out of it was flowergoat, if it wasn't for that I'd say it had more failed potential than fucking spore.
Even then, toby fucking wrote him out the entire damn game for skeleton puns.

I mean I didn't even mean that in an inflammatory way towards undertale
But what I mean is undertale is basically fucking anime

man that morrissey video has levels on levels

what's good

nah, I tried it once, xkcd isn't very engaging. they try to be funny sometimes, and then try to be deep/insightful sometimes with run-on 'artistic' concepts/themes or just breaking the traditional four-panel format but to be bluntly honest they aren't good enough to be relevant, and will never be relevant because of the lack of talent they have while still trying to hit all the right buttons but coming off as pretentious crap, almost as bad as The Oatmeal, but at least they have their own ideas and don't just steal everyone else's and brand it as their own.

let's be real

undertale looks like it was made in dos

furries like it
and fat girls

Menma, are you still lurking or did you leave?

no i get you im just drinking and mostly lurking

how do you try something "once" and come to all of those conclusions?

nah undertale was made with GameMaker Studio.

the only thing setting it apart from the generic RPG format was its 'bullet hell' style minigames during confrontations, and it's open ended format that allowed you as the protagonist to take a 'pacifist' path and not just kill fucking everything.

she

is

lurker

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Which was something Toby fucked up by making everything too damn easy, completely contradicting what he established would be the case in the demo. Not only that, but the pacifist route was the fucking easiest way to play the game.

i don't really like any other new music

but gucci mane is just kinda a staple

i'm really proud how he got his fat game under control in prison

i just thought about this bullshit mccarthy esque era with these sexual allegations

when does every rapper's baby mamma drama come out lmao

such a fucking sham

Thing is, McCarthy was right.
:^)

yes men are dominant

because we are more visceral

of course we rape a bitch now and then

this is going in the discord anyways

Oh please, if I actually wanted you to be that I would be less friendly

was he?

what's that wrong with russia exactly

TP has joined the memories of butter

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those are the best

let's raid something

sorry that last bong rip and the morrissey song got me pumped

Look if you want to read a shit ton of dialogue just read fucking VirusComix.

holy shit its not even that much dialogue, they are like light comedic strips with light pieces of science in them

i don't think it's ever claimed to be a good source of learning material, only retarded hipsters would try to lean on facts from it instead of stuff they have accrued themselves

in the later seasons of the office

there is a disproportionate amount of read heads

like in one scene there are 4 out of 5 women are gingers

it's just suspicious

Once doesn't assume I read one comic strip. I've seen them reposted before. I've been to the site, I've browsed healthy portions of the archive, and it's all the same inane bullshit I can't finish reading and want to skip. A comic should be engaging and not make you want to turn away from it, unless it's just a special comic that only edgelord faggots read and repost at people to try to prove their mental superiority over others, so I kind of think that's what the comic is about.

red*

seems like you might be projecting a little based on what you expect from an individual to think and not from the comic itself, which you seem too bored to finish because it is inane

SO, i don't really see why an edgelord who was trying to feel superior would post something from an "inane" comic

nice

chiri
v
baddog

the fight we knew would eventually happen that no one would read

doesn't stop the creator from being a cuck

shut up TP

he might very well be a cuck, i don't know much about him but he seems like the kind of guy who would be a cuck

you're the edgelord trying to push a shitty comic on me telling that it's 'good' because you deep down want to believe it.

sorry lord bd ;;

im not trying to convince you to like it or that it's good, i'm saying your reasons for disliking it so far are pretty stupid and inconsistent

My reasons are valid, you're discrediting my reasons now in an attempt to win an argument by invalidating my opinion with adjectives such as 'stupid' and 'inconsistent' and I think that is very juvenile of you to do so.

oh yea, i'm the one who started the juvenile name calling, go ahead and check back up on the comments chain for that mister

as much as i don't like chiri's morals

he's late night

and i like that shit

It's fine in the end, you're exactly like the comic you're defending.
Pretentious, oftentimes trying to be edgy; minimalistic to the point almost no effort was put into any of its arguments or style- born after 1995 and needs to use the internet to look up shit other people already know offhand so can take its time to condense its dialogue into a limited amount of space to increase its perceived intellect level even though it has no point, no humor, and nothing to say.

(and that's why it isn't popular)

holy shit the amount of strange assumptions in this post

yea and this comic you recommended is a real winner right here

did anyone else think that "Get Out"

wasn't even that good

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i heard it was a really good horror movie but i ahvent seen it myself yet

I think that image killed me a little more inside.

lol atheist joke, I love it!

If you mean hilariously mediocre, sure thing.

it was a big disappointment

big munny

it had jump scares but all the twists were already in your head

no seriously go on the saturday morning breakfast cereal page and just hit random comic

pretty funny how that popped up on the comic you liked as you were talking about edgelords, huh

Oh, yeah. But I've been rolling you the entire time you think you've been rolling me, so none of us are winning.

We're just rolling.

Buy a print of this comic!

i had no such preconceived notions about the direction of such an inane argument

Buy a print of this joke as redrawn by The Oatmeal!

shut up bd this is private

TP go fuck your owls

C'mon, you were getting wet.

that's like 1/4th of normal

gonna suck having no income next couple months at least .-.

i already have my pals i just aggressively wank off with

do you really not like me?

i can't really tell rn

Yeah, it's all pure fucking garbage.

wow like a slav bang?

bunch of squatting men, vodka, and fisting?

tfw i had no income and a lot of money saved up but then i spent it all and now im a broke leech

time 2 deliver pizzas boy-o

is that $55 for a week? or two weeks? that's not enough money to live on!

who is this fake neet asshole
i call bloodchan

i guessSSS IT IS

tp ur cute

this guy has been posting for weeks too lol

ohhhhh liliana is bc?

MAKES TOTAL SENSE
she held back and didn't call me mom

ur butt

cucumber you know better than that !

wrong

two weeks

nah it's not blood-chan it's just some asshole wearing a girl mask.

i met lili IRL and it's not BC or desu or whoever you guys keep saying it is

how the fuck could you pay rent with 110/m unless you live with your parents...

it might just be cuppers

I've talked to him a ton on Discord voice and I'm fairly sure Blood-chan is too autistic to voice lmao

lol wow why

so, it's worse?

also have you gone to a doctor to do some *cough* transferrable virus checks?

i am blood chan !!!!

M EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ive tricked you all !!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo yo

why didn't you tell me you had a discord?

i just kinda didn't read your posts because they seemed annoying

whoever you are

hey you can add me on discord ! Kaiyote#8517

You're not that autistic

#IWantToBelieve

BIG TIDDIES

I don't have a personal Discord, I just talk in Guero's and Sinni's

They used to be the same but then drama happened

ohi

I live with my grandma

I'd keep working through the pain if I lived alone and needed the money but fortunately I don't need to torture myself even more

BC is very paranoid

xd le original meme!!1one!1

nope, nvm

Yeah exactly

i read alllll ALLL of your posts bc ur a big ol cutie and its my job to read cute posts.

you believed wrong

RIP me. I fell in love with an autist

#jk just saying that to spark rumors teehee xd

Ye boi.

What's gucci

have you heard about that site where like girls obsess over tall guys?

Gucci (/ɡuːtʃi/; Italian pronunciation: [ˈɡuttʃi]) is an Italian luxury brand of fashion and leather goods, part of the Gucci Group, which is owned by the French holding company Kering.[2][3][4] Gucci was founded by Guccio Gucci in Florence in 1921.[5] Gucci generated about €4.2 billion in revenue worldwide in 2008 according to BusinessWeek and climbed to 41st position in the magazine's annual 2009 "Top Global 100 Brands" chart created by Interbrand;[6] it retained that rank in Interbrand's 2014 index.[7] Gucci is also the biggest-selling Italian brand.[6]

Gucci operates about 278 directly operated stores worldwide as of September 2009, and it wholesales its products through franchisees and upscale department stores.[8] In the year 2013, the brand was valued at US$12.1 billion, with sales of US$4.7 billion. In the Forbes World's Most Valuable Brands list, Gucci is ranked the 38th most valuable brand, with a brand value of $12.4 billion as of May 2015.[9] As of January 2015, the creative director is Alessandro Michele.[10

yeah well I'm alone so rent is a thing I need to do, I'm even surprised by my mental stability in being able to carry on, day by day, and not fuck everything up for myself when I could really easily drop the ball and head into a very bad downward spiral.
I guess carrying on my existence through menial labour is fitting enough as I won't have that much time in the world, may as well make enough to pay rent and get myself drunk while I'm here.

anyone who says jk like that just uses it as a backpedal in CASE THE PERSON THEYRE TALKING TO IS AGAINST WHAT THEY SAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO IN LOVE WITH ME i knew it i knew it

none can resist my boyish charm !

it's really tiring to stay current tbh

Asphyxiate.

most baller name ever, rip

this joke is hilarious, AND original!

tall guay

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top tier comedy TONIGHT BABAAAYYY

oooo how tall

In terms of ppl or what?

what kind of job do you have?

top tier comedy TONIGHT BABAAAYYY

oooo how tall

6'3''

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TACTICAL ASS NUKING

with gucci

he puts out a track a day

thanks double post fantastic

wowzers howdy mr tall

How can you put out a track if you're dead.
Shit, when did Guccio Gucci even get in to the music game?

:3

Post some undyne if you got any bro

O yeah
My friend has me listening to some deep underground shit
Some pre Eminem shit

whats the coolest part about being 6'3"

scerr

tfw no big tiddy goth gf

like rap?

Run the joules or something

Does this count?
Found it in a lol thread.

want any hints?

- I don't have to talk to people
- I work when I feel like it, flexible hours
- I don't need to use my brain to do my job, no stress, no mental fatigue, sleep like a kitten
- $15 an hour but I'm one of the most diligent employees; don't get fired for dropping the ball cause I don't drop the fucking ball. Consistency is key.
- Nobody is around; I can sing or beatbox while I work, nobody cares. I am often in a very creative mood while working, and it is all self-rewarding and I put my good ideas in my notebook for later.
- Nobody sees me work, but when I meet people they praise me for my work. I am humble and smile, nod, and continue.

i cant keep up lol

omg that Stocking needs a nsfw/spoiler cap!!

dude who got chirbir hot

window washer

I don't get the joke but yes that is adequate, my good man

Fuck em

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what's up

Someone new thread

Doing it from a phone is hella stressful

close.

I'll disclose my last profession; I used to be a contract cleaner for a company that had piece-work 'renovations' for clients owning residences which had deceased or crime scenes, so our job was to go in and make it look brand new and ready to rent. I've seen enough blood and shit in my lifetime so now I've moved up in the world and I maintain realty.

people don't even see irony anymore bro
youtu.be/awqtjrZfMIg?t=9m16s

it was a funny

new

new

new>>1910570

I'm awake.