OLD

Consent is not needed, i'm Casper Al'Sueedi

Awoo for me you little slut

At least you're white

No

?

Illegal!

You done got gotted.

Naughty by nature
white by choice

Going to court december 1st so probobly will shave. Might keep moustache to be more magnum P.I

Wow so mean

Fucking underaged girls isn't even that bad

Coke kinda is tho

What are the charges?

ain't getting any Dane pussy then

Not at all

I'd say that is wrong.

It was consenual tho

We were talking aboutthis the other day lol

Pet Wish

...

Posession of narcotics (4 diffrent), crime against the knife law (actually what it is called in sweden, sounds likea shitty punkband) and vandalism

But imma be getting into dat ass tho, new years eve we will gently kiss the sky and eachother

Promise me you won't have kids.

how terrible

riiiiight. New Years eve, I'm going to bed at 10pm

Me too, but we wont be sleeping until dawn

No promises

Ouch that shits gonna cost you lol

Oh quite the contrary
Boipussy is very nice actually

Absolutely would!
Wake up at 6am even

I feel ill now

Nsh, fines are based on income lol. My interrogation was hillarious, on one ocassion i tested negative on drugs i had confessed to taking when busted, so i told hot interrigation girl that it's usually 50/50. Then i asked her to keep it off the records. And she did

Keep your mouth shut and sick ly dick, meanie!!

You don't think my friend matthew is cute?

No

Nope, can't say I find him so

I'd pay to suck her dick tbh

is that some thigh bulge holy shit

Oh shit, I didn't know you were straight lmao

You're on the wrong board

His dick doesnt work I think
He's like another Ethy

Id still suck it dry

Anyone play Champions of Norath?
I got an ISO downloading and I'm stoked.

Where?

you too?

I can't eat without my hair slipping down and getting in my mouth or my food and it triggers me so much

Well only when I let my hair down/don't comb it

I don't like girls and definitely not men who looks like girls, or whom most call "traps". They're scum of the earth and should just neck themselves tbh

Traps are good.

Absolutely not!

Whoa there bucko, why the mad hate for traps?

You like dick but not feminine penis?

On a side note are there alot of gays in Denmark?
I'm surprised you haven't met and fucked Licky or whatever that really gay Danish poster

Traps are okay I guess.

Abominations all of them. Thankfully a special place in hell awaits all of them.

I'm fine with the former, the latter should get cut off, followed by the head of the person.

Can't say I know for sure, or that I even care.
Don't know them, so not gonna put my dick in them

Traps > *

traps are indeed okay... nailed to a cross that's lit on fire

Grumpy old hu :3

why tho

Hu probably got raped by a trap as a kid

Oops forgot pic

REeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeEEeeeEEeeeeeeEEeeeEeeeEeeeeeeeEEeeeeeeeEeeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEEeeEEeeEE

Why tho indeed. There's absolutely nothing good about them. They just look like the inferior gender while not even being able to provide you with children. They're the worst of both worlds.

Actually I'm a virgin

Oh.

Tiny Chat?

Tiny cat?

who even uses tinychat now

Smol cat

Emma does. Camwhores for poutine money.

I want poutine.

who wants to see WISH though

...

m-maybe

I'm a boy tho btw

...

they made me use spray paints and ethers at work today again without any safety mask

my heado hurts so bad

you need to at least demand a safety mask homie whats the reason on not allowing you at least that?

Wish, this lady is waifu tier

Undulating boobs aside

Hi loco, sorry i havent checked your snaps! What is work, and what kind of spraypaint was it? most of it is bareöy harmful

I hope TP shows up soon to save the thread

I work for an events management company and sometimes i have to fix up and repaint the setpieces and props.

don't worry about the snaps. I think it's just where i grope the prop statues or the ones I took in Spain on the bus from the window, where it was very pretty.

nice pussy.

...

U r pretty

Pretty dumb.

no

♥

...

...

Hardcore parkour

goats are gr8

why live

good meowning !!!!

tfw there aren't enough memes for me to screencap in that series

I bought you a $100 dildo.
You can live in misery.

I don't even know where to begin.

...

...

...

God I wish that was me.

I bet you'd enjoy me doing this to you.

M-maybe.

Or would you prefer I do this instead?

DO NOT GIVE ATTENTION TO THESE INAPPROPRIATE POSTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also nice tune you posted earlier. discords borked right now so i cant reply in there.)

...

...

That can be arranged.

That.

Love you~

Chains sound good to you?

nyah

It's from シャンハイエグゼ.
I've been practicing Marisa V3 with my new folder because I like it so much.

Girls have needs too, y'know.

Seeing as my boyfriend doesn't want to fill my needs...

Yeah, I'm good.
She's all yours.
Enjoy.

I got a seat for you.

Not like I care anyway.

This has officially left my comfort zone, sorry.

Very good.

Cha~!

i would love if discord could get back to working so i wouldnt have to look at these posts for a little bit

Good for you.

You have a pretty narrow comfort zone.

I'm not sure I actually have any.

I do.

I know it is, that's why I strive to do good by myself.

I really enjoy flirting but if it gets too forward I get really uncomfortable really quickly.

Especially since polygamy is not for me.

I guess I'm free to do whatever I want with whoever I want then.

this is a polygamy free thread

Understandable I suppose. Polygamy really isn't a common thing to many. And I can't say I am the bang em and hang em kind.

So, what is this crazy shit you and that other poster are talking about?

You're going to do what you're going to do anyway, right?

I don't think I'll be happy in a monogamous relationship.

Well, yes.
But at least this way I don't have to feel guilty about it.

I don't think I can be happy

We both know you will anyway - it just isn't my problem.

I know the feeling.

No bully Rin

I hope you've been well, ilu ♥

Oh I think you could be with the right one.
Somebody you could provide for, and them to show you affections.

Not without a cock up the ass you can't be.

Perfect tbh.

I fall for people too fast.
My love is kind of shallow I think.

I don't know what I want honestly.

Yeah, you get to feel like trash, and it doesn't affect anyone else.

Now if only you had someone to share your deviant ecstasy with.

It's fine, ty tho. ♥

Never

mature romantic relationships

Emma

Lili, look, look, I did better this time!

I did good enough to get a Marisa V2 off her!

...

Jk he probably wouldn't be into it anyway.

Echo you fucking cis piece of shit respect her pronouns REEEEEEEEEEEE

GOOD JOB. NICE MARISA V2.

proud of u. *pat pat*

What

But it said it's a boy.

Yeah, I didn't think so either.

He said it himself, he's a cute boy, though???

Tyty.

Subtle then.

H-Hello

Oh wait who are we talking about again? Just got back from the store

Emon

E-cho-chan

DUKE

Subtle's not into creeps who only care about his ogre feet.

That doesn't put me off the list.
Does you though.

i think my feet look. nice. i have nice feet.

im ms foot

I'm too good for ogre feet.

I need hunter feet.

What?

The fuck

Worst fetish tbh

Will you share my deviant ecstasy with me?

You'd know a thing about trash fetishes, wouldn't you?

We're arguing, don't worry about it.

Sorry to bring you in the crossfire, tho. ♥

Hi

Yeah, I really would, after all the conversations I've had with you.

How's you?

What is it?

I'm sleepy as always

You?

i dont think i have a thing for feet. just my own feet are nice. they look like . COOL FEET.

others feet ? ewie.
my feet ? looooookin goooooddd

I can't just describe it here, you'll have to trust me.

Strangely not sleepy as always. Feeling good even.
4 digit yet?

Just because your tastes are too trash to appreciate quality doesn't make mine any less good.

Like, you aren't even into pet-play, come on.

There are 4 digits in my rank

...

Sounds gay

Okay, first off, you don't know anything about my fetishes, second;
"Like, you aren't even into pet-play, come on."
There is so much I could say here that my self respect prevents me from saying but YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT WOULD BE.

Wait, seriously?

So, right up your alley ?

Yahallo Echo-chan

Not my fault someone never shared them.

You know basically all mine.

Hey, not my fault someone never asked.

W'sup Duke

Bought a new mouse

Excluding desu memes idk how you came to that

Grats, did it fulfill all your expectations?

Excluding desu memes? Cute Korean boys.
And just, you know, "the vibe".

I shouldn't have to - what's the point in asking when you should be showing me where on my body the fetish touched you?

Wow.
Fuck you chrome.

Once it's done charging, yes

I guess it's time I actually start saving these instead of copying them.

But since that clearly didn't work...or maybe you just weren't paying enough attention.

Wireless?

Yeah, G900

Or you just didn't do it.

Too much self respect to even fool around with your lover, how pathetic.

Doing gay stuff online would take a lot, let alone irl

Yeah, there's even a fifth digit too :^)

Wow, Echo.

I can't believe you fell for that.

Just 'cos it's Emon, too.

What's stopping my lover from just asking me? Or going out of her way to figure it out.
It's not hard.
It really isn't.

Expensive.

Hey, I don't know.
I'm just sayin'
You seem ehm...open to stuff.

Wait? what?
Seriously?
No way.
Next you're gonna say there's a 6th too.

i would like to kis a boy. (or a girl maybe sort of kinda but not as much as a boy bc i've already kissed a girl sometimes)

taking kiss applications please respond to this post with why u think u should get a kis

Maybe I let him.

Just 'cos it's Emon.

Well no, I'm not that bad.

Maybe if you didn't insult and berate her for trying she'd be less conditioned not to.

Sure you did.

BECAUSE I JUST GOT BUSTING RANK 10 ON MARISA.

Pretty normal cost for a mouse here

ive never given a kis to someone who has achieved something SO PROFOUND !!!!!!!!

check ur inbox for a nice kis

what the fuck

look who made it

I NEVER DID THAT!
Tease at most. and she likes that.

I mean, it's Emon, what do you want..

Thank god.

Well I wouldn't know.

TP hush you owlfucker

i don't even fuck owls tho

Unlike you :^)

emma i confused rin for you the other night ;;

you fuck owls when you get drunk this is common knowledge

and you get drunk on fridays, and it is a friday

I bet you even called her disgusting things like "cute" and "charming."

Not to be held to a standard that you can't even achieve.

DUDE IT'S AN IRONIC FOLDER

TP, you mix Emon and I up on the regular, so that's not a surprise.

This shit has me bamboozled

Oh so that's who Emon is

who the fuck is emon

Duke's faggot ass

emon, i...

Not really. It's pretty simple.

Rin 2.0 lmao

i thought it was emma

now i actually am confused

I can't believe my little TP is this retarded.

I may have, once or twice..

Oh? My my, maybe I should really go out of my way to try this time.

Wow, cold, man.

Tard.

wow what a bully

BULLY

...

I know going back keeps the two in place then a left or a right I think but then I fuck up after that
I think I go too far

The Canadian poster

Not the dude with the washing machine on his porch or the one that cybered Nymph and likes Timmies

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

Hint: Go left and make a U around the lower part of the area. But that's all I remember.

It was just over $100

"just"

damn all this bully tonight

yeah i know who DOA is

but i thought they were calling emma emon

how was your day love?

You can beat it in 13 moves, Soto.

Good.

we only bully you because you like it, you masochistic sob

Idiot.

Sorry :^)

pffft

Have you even played TP, TP?

Yes, the cost was slightly over $100

You don't know me

Yeah, sure, go ahead.

It's not bullying if I'm just stating a fact.

No you're not.

Alright, you asked for it.

mine was too i guess, just really busy and the commute sucked cause rain and took a shitty route

you know, i've always known i was masochistic but i've been discovering new levels of it lately

...

time to see if we can take your masochism to new bounds tonight

Oh.
What is it you do now anyway?

So close yet so far

What is Emma is actually a guy irl and his name is Emmanuel?

Don't do anything you'll regret.

Who told you I was anemic?

Do the U but don't go to the very bottom.

not even sure if i want to know what that would entail

work in a lab testing stuff

it's a living

i mean, there's really no proof either way

could be

good thing i've never fapped to her

tbh

i read it in the thread when you said you were

I never do.

What happened to the hotel/shelter/whateveritwas

That's a funny way of spelling always.

I'm not sure you aren't confusing me for someone else.

What would I do without you Squash?

...

Yuou don't know me!

Oh, forgive me.

Fuck you tho

I know enough.

anyone seen fish lately?

think he ky'd or got into another tranny cult?

i quit that a few years ago when i found this job

i'm making like 10 grand more than i did there plus benefits

you're not anemic?

why?

about confusing you?

i'm sorry

you both use similar coloured avatars and weird names but i should have auto-known that you would never use another trip

(Doubt)

the problem is you won't let me in

Keep thinking that.

Kay yeah sure np.

Is it fun though?

Was here yesterday or the day before, can't remember

Fish dyed his hair like purple the other day

I lol'd so hard cause he dyed his eyebrows purple too

He's still fat as ever

sometimes it is

lately i've been bouncing around a lot between rooms so it's kinda cool

what are you up to these days again?

ah good i got worried

he's a hoot

what did we honestly ever do pre-traphouse

I don't think anything.
It's not my job to.

Who knows, lmao.

I might be - I am always tired.
But then I'm also always hungry so those might be related.

Suck dick for cans of Ravioli probs

You drinking some Icehouse tonight or what Teeps?
I feel like getting really fucking drunk tonight
Almost like TCing but no cam just a mic

k.

You know, stuff.
Things keep getting better and better for me, it's scary.

trust me you do not want to know

hmm

maybe you said it kinda joking while i was skimming the thread

i'm only mildly, because i don't eat meat. it was not a surprise

i pre-loaded yesterday at target and they had the pbr

i didn't even have to wait at the self-checkout because the bitch working was actually of age and didn't have to call someone over

boy did she hate life

that's nice bro

did you say up there you were dating someone too?

i am eating kale. its tasty. i like greens. GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS

kale a shit
broccoli is where it's at

Sort of.

put ur fists up we can duke it out !!!!!! i will defend kale to my GRAVE

those quads

i really don't

i've blacked out hella hard on cam before

that is such bad news

just hand holding and ice cream sharing stage?

I thought you aren't allowed to buy alcohol at the self-checkout lanes

Or at least that's what they've told me before

Does the fact that you couldn't reply mean I won?

I don't think I said it at all, honestly.
I think you're confused.

Quite a few people wish I would

it's weird cause there's another target like 5 miles away where you can't

it might have something to do with township ordinances?

got me

i dropped a bottle of wine in the one where you can't do the self-checkout as i was walking out

that was so embarrassing

But I replied.

Weeeeell...

holy shit TP you are such a fucking alcoholic keep it nice and careful though

Tastes like grass.

Posting "k" with a picture of an anime girl doesn't count as a reply, Rin, heck off with those shenanigans.

TASTES LIKE GOOOOOOOOD TASTIN GOOD OL TASTY GREEN VEGETABLE

sick burn gotta give u creds on this one

well what

you're doing finger stuff already?

yeah i've scared myself a few times lately

i had to block facebook from myself at home

i thought i was long done with doing stupid shit on there

but then i posted a long thing that i wrote for chans

thankfully my sister was online and set me straight

Oh dude, I went to a BevMo and they had the last pint of Hangar 24 Chocolate Porter left and my clumsy ass drops it and it just fucking shatters and there's brown chocolatey smelling beer everywhere and I'm so fucking embarrassed and I was gonna head over to tell one of the workers there and it was some cute chick and I apologized like 5 times and she was like "Don't worry about it, it happens all the time"

Then she noticed it was the last chocolate porter and she was like "Oh come on dude, you broke the last good beer haha"

They didnt charge me for it but now everytime I go there Im paranoid of breaking shit lmao

Just gonna leave this here.

sick burn gotta give u creds on this one.

Ye.

I could draw that better desu.

yeah it just really sucks being that guy

i was actually really impressed how target minions like swarmed outta nowhere to clean that shit up

the lady who initially started helping me wasn't even on the clock, just getting food in the front

they were like, "it happens every day. just go grab another one"

i definitely havn't gone to that target as much since lol

mad jelly dude

i haven't done finger stuff in ages

ay see look. echo knows a good burn.

ty echo for being a man of principle.

a few years?

My pleasure.

ik lmao px

Oh yeah?

Proof it.

On second thought don't - her hair is dark.

Poor pencil.

yeah at least

celibacy gets easy as the years roll on

you have to limit yourself on that, only buy enough alcohol to drink for that sitting don't buy excess and trust yourself to be responsible with it. you likely won't be able to resist going a little overboard with whatever you end up buying, so only buy enough alcohol to drink for that night, set the limits moderately low

i did suck some titty like a year ago tho

TP's both a vegetarian and Celibate?
Trash poster, tbh.

eh i'm usually pretty good about sticking to what i buy

but it doesn't help that there is a bar connected to my building open til 3am

maybe im a vegan now. ill just eat kale and green beans until i die from lack of other nutrients. this is a good plan.

will report my findings at a later date.

be real rin

you're kinda turned on rn tbh

vitamin supplement exist, beans and nuts contain proteins.

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

CHIRI

Casper looks like a hobo now.

NOPE

KALE AND GREEN BEANS ONLY. NO SUPPLEMENTS.

...

are casper and tokai married now or what

I made the mistake of buying non-chewable multivitamins.

I've eaten one.

One.

that anagrams into STFUC!

oh you're fucked then yea my friend has the same situation and even he started drinking

Yes

ummm

cool!

I used to have these cherry flavoured dissolved ones.

I had way more than I should have.

yea always get the gummy or chewy ones, like why ever fucking grow up?? they have adult chew-able vitamins like what the fuck im gonna go take two right now cause i forgot earlier

I used to eat vitamin C tablets like candy because they tasted like orange creamsicles.

On the plus side, I never get sick

i like the gummy bear multi vitamins.

but. they taste good so youre like.

I WANNA EAT MORE !!!!! BUT I DONT WANNA OVERDOSE ON GUMMY BEARS !!!!!!!!!!

I have a cherry flavored condoms

Take me, I'm yours.

i've been soooo good about not going down there though

there's always some funny drama down there though and i was smoking the bartender out for a bit

but i'm always so trashed at that point and it's just a matter of time until i get in a fight

they had some real broner chemistry

I have your mom's pussy flavored condoms.

You want me to draw Seija for you now?

Beats Toki, at least she has streaks and stuffs.

Is prostitution illegal in Chicago?

overdosing on vitamins is actually very serious, do not do it

i think it's illegal everywhere except certain nevada counties

What about Canada ?

i guess most places kinda get around prostitution laws with escort services

That was pretty easy.

Nice.

i mean echo if i wanted to pay for sex it wouldn't be hard at all

but like i don't even want it that much

I want you to do whatever you think you'd enjoy doing for me.

Troo but Shinmyoumaru's outfit also has a bunch of dark parts - namely the bowl-cup-thing on her head and her obi.

There's only a few flavours that beat good cherry flavouring.

Why pay when the hand is free.

sex free thread

I don't even like cherry.

You can even die from drinking too much water.

Medically, it's hyponatremia, when the blood sodium levels are too low, and since water naturally goes towards sodium, it enters the body's other cells including muscle tissue and the organs, expanding them. You can guess that there would be problems if the brain expands within the confines of the skull, including cutting off the blood supply to it.

i think the hot ticket is going on one of those fetish dating sites

like chicks who love tall guys

there is such a site

I love cherries, tbh.

Though, I love most fruits.
They make me smell sweet.

what about guys who love tall chicks ?

Etna is ok.

Prinny is a sessy bish.

(((>vitamins)))

Amazonian?

Dood, what the heck!?
That's not nice, Dood!

A SECOND DUKE!!!?!??!

but yeah

exactly. if i really thought that sex was THAT much better than jerking it

i would make at least a little effort

i'm sure there is such a site

is there a site where chicks love fat neckbeards with fedoras?

or is it up to you to make one?

not quite. just tall.

just you know. long legs. TALLer than me.

honestly all people are cute and beautiful can i have a sight where i just congratulate people on their beauty

i think it's called ponychan

yea, yea i heard all about it in the hold your wee for a wii contest or something like that where a mom was trying to win a Ps3 in a water drinking competition

just letting people know too many vitamins can actually kill you and its PAINFUL

A second, sexier Duke yes.

Ahhhhh, I thought you were one of those freaks that enjoys snu-snu and crushed pelvises.

Robert Crumb loved big strong women who could pick him up and throw him around.
I think even Andy Kaufman secretly wanted to get beaten by a female wrestler.

...

Thats a pretty rare and unique thing to say.

...

Which, liking fruits, or the thing after?
Because the thing after is just an anecdote.

not really. but. sort of. thats a different thing though. like.

the idea of getting my skull crushed in between very muscly thighs (male or female) sounds nice to me.

but BUT BUT this isssssss

UNRELATED to the tall ladies thing. its just nice. tall women short women average heighted women cute cute cute cute cutecutecuteecueteteuceutueuteute

I mean a site where girls actually log into it.

how is your evening by the way ms cucumber ?

do you actually talk about your life?

because the other one won't at all

and it's hella frustrating

Dirty dirty.

go find the story on the internet or something

Isn't ponychan a site where fat neckbeards with fedoras get "girls" who are really just fat neckbeards with fedoras?

"fruit makes me smell good"

What do you use that does this ?

I like athletic ones with small breasts.
Someone who can do martial arts or run, climb, etc. is way cooler than a screen potato weeb.

dude there's at least 3 girls on ponychan

Oh, okay, nvm then.

I can do Seijoumaru OC.

I'll describe everything about my life in a very unspecified way.

...

I know the story, it's just that you said in one sentence that the contest was called 'hold your wee for a wii' and then said ps3. I was pointing out your error.

ITS NOT DIRTY !!!!!!!!! ITS JUSTA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i just like humans. humans are cute and pretty and nice. male female fit or not. (eXCEPT MOST FATTIES. sorry fatties.)

...

im trying to get my girl to be more fit now shes still skinny but it can catch up on you fast as you get older

hey i eat pretty well for myself

pineapple makes ejaculate tasty.

Just a horrible disgusting fetish, yes.

then you have no need for vitamin supplements

I remember her tiddies.

Just natural sugars in general.
So, like, apples, pears, oranges, most kinds of palatable berries, cherries.
Like.
Fruits.

I also really enjoy pineapple.

That sounds legitimately nice, I think I'd like that.

Yeah, at the very least I want someone who wants to keep up to me when I go biking or hiking, and not just sit in front of a screen 10+ hours a day.

it's cool you're getting your fingers wet though

really proud of you

and like it's weird that we're both straight, right?

considering we've dated before

but at least so i'll get a gist or a feeling i bet

this guy is so shut off

nothing wrong with taking two daily vitmains on top of everything else

they taste good and aren't candy, are you saying i should replace them with a snickers bar instead?

i have pretty bad days on youtube sometimes i must admit

What do I get though?
I keep drawing for you and getting nothing in exchange.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

west coast van island blackberries are the shit in july/august. so big and juicy!

i have the pic somewhere

not gonna lie, i masturbated to it

because like have you ever talked to her?

Thanks dad.

Come again?

...

I mean yeah sure anything's possible man.

Just how some people are.

...

She was in my vent server pretty much every day.

the other day I started watching 8 out of 10 cats and I don't think I've laughed that hard in months!

sometimes youtube is good for your mental health!

you should replace them with nothing
:^)

You've never seen me, the assumption that you are sexier is baseless
However you're probably right

Christ, Rin, you slut.

I'm just going off of probabilities baby.

Ban you look like Nymph

you're not straight?

you were talking about fingering a dude's butt?

haha my bad bro

no judgement here

yeah it is a suspicious anonymous board afterall

we're not all anthony sotos and ian andreas wolfes

did she like bang multiple bronies or just that one dude

frankly im disappointed in her :(

if i get significantly drunker tonight i will start checking out that series

Put it on my tab.

I'll keep that in mind.
Blackberries are rly nice but usually they tend to be kind of tart so I have them a bit less.

If anything my partner's the one eating pineapple for that reason.
I kind of like the sweet-sour taste as it tries to eat me back.

Only because you keep dragging me to the chamber and manhandling my tiny body.

I meant the latter.

Would take a hell of a lot of cocaine to make me take so mny pictures of myself and post them everywhere.

too much pineapple can definitely make your mouth start to burn

Yeah, man, tell me about it..

It keeps growing and growing.
That advent calendar better be amazing.

HAVE SOME SELF CONTROL IT'S NOT HARD

Oh my god, it's brilliant- it's British so the topics are shit we haven't heard about but wow, the amount of sheer wit in each episode puts American television to shame for being slow and vapid.

Yeah, raspberries and unripe blackberries are tart but the ones here grow huge and are sooo juicy and sweet, and free! and EVERYWHERE! You go on a hike here and have lunch while you walk!

Wow TP don't just blurt my full name out loud like that

What if someone doxes me?

Just the doctor.

to my knowledge

Don't

So is the being eaten back part just choking on cum ?

you've just been doxxed chump....

that's because the juices in pineapples dissolve proteins, when you eat a pineapple it's trying to eat YOU.

fun fact.

Please, Tony. Nobody's interested in you.
Me on the other hand, oh boy did they want to dox me but they never even got my name.

well we were supposed to be the best power couple ever

but it never came into fruition

haha yeah i am glad to say i still have not self-posted

the only images of me that have ended up in threads are when grimu caps me in tinys

sorry bro

it's pretty funny how you were like the original self-doxer back when it was actually kinda dangerous

but i think everyone always kinda liked you cause you gave zero fucks

old soto gave some fucks though, with your nervous "haha" after every sentence

i donno man

i would have banged her if the situation presented itself

i could have banged count swagula but she had layers upon layers of baggage

well i did self post my dong but that doesn't count

Casual.

Dude like.
Once I have the money for it.
This job is going to be great for the both of us.

I do.
When it isn't [ R E D A C T E D ]

Wow, I'm kind of jealous...
We used to have a wild raspberry bush out back.
I think it's since died, tho.

No it's, like
Pineapples actually try to eat you back when you eat them.

all this self-inflicted pain being talked about tonight

I thought I was the only one that ever called Soto "Tony" here.

Yeah no, yeah...no.
I don't think we'd top the charts even if we did become a couple by chance.

I mean, I'd help but the delivery time..

I wouldn't.

She looks like my grandma and was already divorced once when I met her.

Thanks but no thanks.

If only they could actually eat people back.

Yeah, I grew up in Ontario and we had some raspberry bushes in the yard too.. they were nice and there were enough that you could collect a yogurt cup full of them and wash/eat the whole thing.
But out here on Van Isle, there's barely a winter so the blackberry bushes here are considered invasive because they grow aaaalllll over the place, the upside is that when they're in season you can just go around eating them right off the vines practically anywhere in town.
Everyone does it and there's STILL more. You can't even eat them all, there are so many.

yo dog where my cutters at

roll call

erin
that other one

Sup nerds

What an unfortunate post to have to follow

sorry for posting your full name

don't beat me ;;

ariel

That was Neru you retard lmao

I know Bard's and Gnome's names.

it would have been a glorious couple though

haha divorcees are so horny

oh man i jerked off to her a lot

we had a weird ending

no i mean in this thread

IAN

thread too long
didn't read
lol

Probably why her nudes got posted around.

I always thought her nipples were too small and could have potentially been a tranny.

Just putting that out there.

Why even.

Thanks mom

Ugh, that nickname always triggered me as a kid and it still kinda does. Mainly cause I got teased by some chicks in elementary and they would always call me "Tony Bologna"
Yeah I remember those days
Good times lol

Yeah, back then it was pretty spooky cause I saw like 3 other posters get doxxed, I figured might aswell do it myself before someone does it to me

My last name is my actual posting name too so people were just like oh shit that's p cool

Don't remind me about those "Haha's"
Those were dark times man, now I just spam lmao all the time

Pls don't...

Oh I'll pretend to be offended

TP YOU JERK, HOW COULD YOU THAT WAS PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sup B?

I mean...
There's more than just one site.

It's also probably 'cos holidays.
Lots of people buying the wrapping for their partners' Christmas presents.

I'd probably die a happy death.

Dude, we usually got enough from our bush that as a kid I could have a bowl and we still had enough to make jam.
I had a huge tooth for raspberries as a kid because of it.

Rhubarb too, because my Nan had a rhubarb bush out back.

i really think ariel forgave me

and whatever i did to offend her to her last straw had more to do with her than me

tbh

Yeah, Anthony is more dignified.
You're like a more asian Anthony Burch that isn't as funny.

Does anyone want pray gaem

Yeah, I jerked it to bloody Ariel pics a couple of times

Just 2013 things

...

One of the weirdest vore fetishes I've ever seen.

but tp, this is home of le anomolis he doughnut forgive
he doughnut fish
he is le login
expecto patronum

omg rhubarb right? yeah, we also grew strawberries, my mom made strawberry-rhubarb jam!

I'm home, horror when?

Give me a different one?
I am not that familiar with websites focused on cute and lewd outfits.

It's a cool name tbh.

Oh, just mostly when I go out in public and people see my face

I heard in Saskatchewan that rhubarb is so prevalent and widespread that 'hitting the rhubarb' is slang for 'driving into the ditch'.

So much Ontario in this thread..

me_irl

How many

hey can we just keep posting emo and skramz can we turn this into a midwest /emoe/ thread ?? nice tune

can i be an ontario ?

You're a catgirl irl?

Ew labels they're math rock

Idk, >2?

Yo, where my /never jerked it to another poster/ people at?

I'd just keep eating the pineapple.
And I'd be so happy.
Then I'd be dead.

Strawberry Rhubarb pie is legitimately still my favourite, like.
It's probably the cheapest way to buy my affection.

I'll look for good ones, I think.
I'm supposed to be doing laundry and making a folder right now though.

Wow, what?

MENMA!?
IS THAT YOU!?

yeah i know theyre math rock. but its similar enough ding dong.

and here i thought i found a cool emoe...

You can be an official Ontario.

hello ((alexandra))

No, ugly

Rin and yourself?

Me, You, Chiri, Emon, if that's Menma, then her.

Nymph isn't here but he's Ontarian.
Probably more that I forget.

as a horny old chick

she got stuck in a neckbears paradise

man her life must really fucking suck

yeah i donno

when i saw her tiny nipples

it was shortly after her talking about how she would never do anything like that

it was kinda a turn on

i looked away during the blood parts as not to soften my johnny

i explained it to you

i thought it would be hilarious

and i really did like you

i learned after you that zander's name was his last name too

but yeah people be crazy

like i don't even know how i like grim so much

he has tried to stalk and ddos posters

lol whatever i guess he has a white gf now

thank you sir

how life bro

i don't know

i don't like loose ends if the opportunity to tie them is available

not gonna exert myself either

I've never jerked it to people here

Wait, is duke not Ontarian?

Oh, poor you.
Now, actual horror when?

Are you Ontario too?

Well then, don't let me distract you.

fucking gay band

Technically I'm a former Ontarian, but I was born and spent most of my life there.

Yup.

That's actually more than I expected.

Can I be Ontario?

why even

posters i have jerked it to

bern (the images people thought were bern)
erin
that trap that dated that other trap who got mad at fish for eating the last ravioli
that trap that freeman got on cam with

there's a lot of traps come to think

I'm not

Emo is not my thing mang

I mostly just listen to things that has flashy instrumentation because it's fun for me to listen to

The two are not mutually exclusive

Going along, my boss said I was running laps around my coworker that started the same time as me lmao

Doing all my work and most of hers and still have down time

idk I didn't think we had any kind of solid plan

If it makes you happy.

She got with a neckbeard in training though.

but you're still not gay tho right

...

We'll see.

I legitimately miss you every time you leave - how've you been!?

I wish I was a catgirl

Wow.
Ouch.

What are you?

We didn't, but we could have one.

I'm not an Ontario

A schooner

...

Canada meet up when

are you a westbro?

So do I

Wish you were a catgirl, that is

I'm bad at making plans

thank u ms cucumber !!!!!!!!!

me too

That's still 4 known Ontarians, and one former Ontarian.

Just call me Anthony, or better yet Soto

Or maybe if I'm lucky faggot

I'm so used to Soto
Like even at work they call me Mr Soto
Even my irl friends call me Soto cause there is 4 Anthony's in the group

But we go by

I haven't heard from Zander in a while, whatever happened to him?

The whole Grim ddosing Nymph wa spretty hilarious but I'm pretty sure Nymph didnt find it funny
Also made me realized how crazy mad Grim gets
He aint that bad irl tho, I guess he just gets mad af easily

I didnt know he had a white gf
I guess he did get with Chii after all

oh no, not the cucumber thing again.

No

Because it would mean catgirls were real?

Me three

Too many
Disgusting

Aw, that's sweet.
Keeping my sanity, sort of.. and you?

What's that?

I can make plans, you just have to agree.

Alright, you got it faggot.

lol.

Manthony.

such a cuteheart sweetie ding dong cucumber

Oh it's the chick that implanted metal in her fingers

Sup gurl?

We should go. Have them serve poutine and Tim Hortons for us.

I would love to see that.

new

new

do i smell a promotion in your near future?

dude if you want to stick with that shitty industry you'll be management in no time

who was that

of course not

actually i'm not even in my trap phase anymore for the time being

you should see all the vanilla cuk porn i jerk to

no sorry

i have jerked it to priti a lot

zander didn't like the drama lol

and yeah it just tells you that grim has that crazy snap in him (while sober mind you)

haha yeah his parents are probably gonna flip

merman?