NEW

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

NEW

Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

(squash)
*pets*

(squid)
i never got into those shooter style doom type games....
but ur video of ursewlf gameplay is kew!!! i want you to records moarrrrr

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

you gotta bump ding dong

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

nevermind im the ding dong

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

you seem to be a bit more active today than usual. i am a fan. of your posts. keep it up !!!!

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Welcome home Hu.

I NEED THIS

No, I mean the phrase "guns akimbo", also known as "dual wield". The trope and word "akimbo" in this sense actually has very little to do with hands, hips, or where you rest the two.

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

hoo

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

Offline
:<

Carson Gonzalez
Carson Gonzalez

I normally only go recording myself occasionally. If I've got something neat-ish that I want some gameplay webms to be able to post somewhere, or there's some feature that is worth showing off.

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

neat.

But I still like akimbo comics. Not sure what he meant with the word itself, but maybe it means something to him.

Bentley King
Bentley King

Oh yeah, I turned off everything because I wasn't sure if I was gonna shower and go get breakfast when my movie was over, then Squiddy had to go and post interesting things.

Jayden King
Jayden King

So sleep, nerd.
And yet I still did better than you.
So buy it. It's on steam. I guess it's technically "Early Access" currently, but it's the full first third of the game, and they've shown off the second a few weeks ago and started pushing some closed betas for the multiplayer. So, development is coming along pretty well.

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

Chi- Ri- Cha- n~

I missed you, talk to me.

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

I see how it is

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

when?

nah.

Justin Wilson
Justin Wilson

Guess I have to get out the cattle prod.

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

Dunno. I've never been able to figure out why some people call it "guns akimbo", or if you were a CoD fan back in the day just "akimbo". Seeing as the two really have no relation, I just dunno. Maybe someone just thought it sounded cool.

I literally have no money to throw at anything right now. Not even 20 dollars for Doom & Quake nostalgia.

Yeah? Good, keep seein' then.

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

do not. do this

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

do it
just for grenben

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

I refuse

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

Well, Akimbo comics sort of predated any gaming terms there, so since I'm not a FPS gamer my only usage of Akimbo is from a really dry webcomic. So, pardon me for not knowing.

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

i'm a classic !

keep doing it !

did you see my recording last thread?!

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

rip in pips moi duder

Bentley Green
Bentley Green

Why, you want me to use it on you?

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

N-no !
Who'd want something lewd like that!?

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

you seem very. CHEERFUL ! i am glad. *pet pet* nice cute lil kitty :3

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

You don't really have a choice.

's-all good.
I have no since looked up these Akimbo Comics. The art style feels familiar somewhere but I can't place it.

Yeah...
Besides, I gotta save up for muh Grab Deals. Who knows what the December Grab might be.

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

Stop being such an antisocial idiot, just say what you want to say and stop hiding behind a picture of an anime girl, geez. It's really disingenuine.

Also sup, old dog is back in the thread looking for puppies to fuck.

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

Seems not, seeing you're still offline

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

Ah... yeah...
'bout that.
I am actually gonna go shower, eat, and disappear for a few hours.
<3
Till next time...

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

わ、私は2次元ロリです…

Not super much. Huddled in a cocoon of blankets because I'm too comfy to go turn on the heat, but I should really do that soon.

James Torres
James Torres

Needs more blood then I'd get into it.

Not sexually though. But I could do furry RP

Brody Long
Brody Long

I don't watch LEEG
Who hasn't seen enough leeg in their life
gotta not buy videogames so you can preorder robots

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

#rekt

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

No, you're a good person for knowing how to layer and retain body heat to conserve money.

Us lower class know how to dress and how to preserve body heat.

David Howard
David Howard

Don't forget to sleep too!
Enjoy shower and meal

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

Well, yes, but ultimately I need to shower and do things today, and walking around a cold house soaking wet as small as I am is just a recipe for disaster.

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

wait, shower?

... meal?

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

have some blood

Justin Carter
Justin Carter

huh?

Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

oh, well there's no recipe for disaster if you live in Canada.. I assume you're well off in Ontario where there's no threat of earthquakes, tornados or tsunamis, so the only disaster I forecast for you is a super annoying piece of hair that wants to curl up on the side!!! OMG

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

*hugs tight*

;~;
watch dis then~

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

do you want me to rp bite you?

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

That's gay

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

and look what you posted!

Jordan Turner
Jordan Turner

IT IS RUDE TO LEWD THE GREEN BEAN

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

I like to joke about catching my death of hypothermia far too much, it seems.

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

warrmmmmm hugg~~ uwu

Jack Sanders
Jack Sanders

a girl?

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

says the one who sort of lewded green bean... in a roundabout way.

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

Do you think we could arrange circumstances in which that could happen?

You're clearly a fag.

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

Only I may lewd the green bean

David Walker
David Walker

good one

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

You're too obvious.

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

says who !!!!! i make the green bean rules !!!!!

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

I probably could very easily just by not dressing very well for the weather after I shower.

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

ssssssh, just let it happen.
Time for work, later.

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

Canada can be difficult to navigate in the winter without proper preparation and I constantly see people unprepared. Why are people dumb?
I don't know.
Maybe it's the Americans getting citizenship and moving to Alberta thinking it's a right wing province.

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

have a nice day at work sweetums. be SAFE

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

apparently not

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

green bean poutine

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

stating that you are not obvious in a direct link shows you that you are actually apparently obvious by the nature of the reply.

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

I dunno, I remember I used to see a bunch of cloud cuckoolanders outside my school wearing the quilt without any adequate insulation underneath, and flats, complaining about the cold.

I think people just don't realize that comfort doesn't have to forget fashion.

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

Maybe though, you could just take an AR15 to school and just kinda, show everyone that comfort doesn't equal to fashion, like once and for all.

Samuel Hernandez
Samuel Hernandez

huh?

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

My apologies. I wasn't outwardly trying to force you to think.

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

I realized the my eyeballs were still in once piece and there was something else crucial I needed to record.

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

most scenarios. (especially living in a hot humid swamp.) i do fashion over comfort. the only time i do comfort is... when in home and no one is over.

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

thinking sounds like effort

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

Then you're dumb.
I do fashionable comfort because, like, what the heck are you cuckoolanders hoping to accomplish?

I don't have a suitably bemused yoomoo.

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

You would have to get accustomed to thinking if you wanted to become acquainted with me, if you understand the english word 'acquaint'- not a friendship per say, but a mediary between friend and stranger.

If I come across as an asshole, I AM! I am the best asshole. People love my quirky humor and remarks and my adamant detail in dissecting people.

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

...flowers ?

f..for me ?

;-; thank u. *bigger warmer snugglier hug*

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

Would it be smarter to sell my whole N64 collection and invest in an everdrive?

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

if you wanted to become acquainted with me
I read the rest like a computer and therefore skipped it

Aaron Barnes
Aaron Barnes

*intermediary

Levi Morris
Levi Morris

show me cute anime pics

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

Chiri's supple asshole

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

Oh that's great, so it was like a terms of service for you and you skimmed it and didn't get to the dark parts and said 'ok'. I like people like you, then.

Would you like to be my intermediary friend?

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

im accomplishing lookin cute 24/7

and male shorts look bad on me. short shorts/fem shorts are okay. but i always wear jeans out. even when i went to disney and it was high 90s mid summer. jeans and a nice long sleeve. I NEED TO LOOK GOOD ALWAYS !!!!

i feel terrible if i dont like what im wearing. ill be grumpy whiny shy quiet baby if i dont like the outfit bc i just cant stop thinking about it. but a good outfit. CONFIDENCE. AND EXCITEMENT !!!!

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

Comfort doesn't mean big bulky clothes.

I complain endlessly if what I'm wearing isn't comfortable.
Unless it's my fault and I underdressed for the weather because I didn't check it.

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

Might as well answer okay, seeing the reply for that would be no, making anything that came after irrelevant seeing it would only reply if what you stated was true.

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

aaaa theyre all on my pc ;;

im. looking for some. on my phone right now. i will try to post good and cute and sweet and adorable ones !!

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

please, you haven't even had your asshole licked since it became a thing.

no really though they keep inventing shit like fat butts are in? noooo. now they want people to eat ass? shit dude, what's next teabags go mainstream?

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

yeah i know. comfort here in planet sun state. means shorts. tee shirts/tank tops. minimal clothing.

i am the opposite.

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

oh but you were so interested before, why would you decline to be my intermediary quantumsexual partner?

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

;;

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

I was? What?

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

Wasn't it your instigation that led to this?

What does the universe tell you now?

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

pictured: (me on the left) sleep monster !

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

cute internet guy things.

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

Best tomato

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

You started talking to me about blood and RP'ing though. Are you high or drunk?

Lincoln Ramirez
Lincoln Ramirez

I'm not a furry okay?
Can you stop responding to my posts? We can both sleep better if you don't. Holy shit these fanboys.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

i am the big tomato !!!!! (sakurako is best yuru yuri girl to be fair...)

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

I'll RP with you Hu.

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

you'll fuck anything with a leg and a pulse you old codger.

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

nor am I. You're definitely high

But I don't even RP

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

You wouldn't RP with Hu.
She's a cute trap.

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

Don't hump my leg when I'm trying to hump someone elses, Chiri.

Nor do I.

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

"I'm kidding of course," says Chiri as she takes a deep draw from a cigarette. "That old Dog is younger than I am."

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

They're all good stuff

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

I'm in my mid 30's though.

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

Not a trap. Not cute, and not a she.
So many wrongs in one post

No RP'ing then

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

perfect trap body
won't actually do it anymore and fully denies it

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

Yeah well you're stupid.

So, not even insult, kinda evaluation.
You're not very educated and lack some finesse, as we would call it, as you're slow conceptually and have a redacted reaction time for situational awareness.

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

Everything I have said is objectively true and cannot be proven incorrect.

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

Nothing personal, kid.

Justin Young
Justin Young

unless you set someone upon the task of doing so as a challenge merely to disprove you, so please don't make such a claim because I have a lot of time on my hands.

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

I can easily disprove any claim Chiri makes in as little as 2 words.

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

anymore
I never trapped in the first place. Why lie?

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

This but unironically.
I mean you're welcome to attempt to prove anything wrong in my post here

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

Hu's got a MASSIVE DONG.

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

me too!!! <3

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

sigh...

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

Chiri's right.

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

it's actually just so small ikt couldn't even see it and got it confused with his own then they fucked.

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

ur wrong

James Campbell
James Campbell

lie
Also, see

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

It is though, you know it.
also, see

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

Oh, I didn't change the reply in the previous post, one sec.

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

can confirm trap Hu tbh
I can't fucking believe luka would say something like this

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

You're relying on the pretense that any and all past data extracted from your posts on 8ch which are logged, meet with your statement that everything you have said is OBJECTIVELY true and cannot be proven incorrect.

So as a detective and not your attorney I know nothing can be held against you, objectively, but not subjectively; in the manner of your conduct surrounding the alleged allegation of your conduct being non-objectively true, so is a false witness of himself, knowing to have intentionally committed acts, in his statement, as being non-objective.

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

And? Cry about it nerd.

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

Someone call Trump.
Chiri is building that wall.

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

You're the one who'll cry when it tears your ass apart!

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

Better image.

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

like trump would.

I build stronger social barriers than he could even afford with concrete. Chiri gets shit done.

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

Poop on me.

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

speaking of sleeping....

i am. an extremely pooped bean. very very tired. i am going to go to sleep.

*big squeezy goodnight hug and soft headpat* uwu

(big sleep monster me on the left AGAIN)

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

like trump Chiri gets shit done

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

Don't fucking suck my balls, you piece of shit. I didn't ask you to.

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

gib me da tasty poopy

William Roberts
William Roberts

Save it for Ikt.

Jordan Nelson
Jordan Nelson

I only ruin bad boys

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

I'm a good boy, I dindu nuffin.

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

Why are you degrading yourself like this Squash? I thought you had integrity! Stand up for yourself, don't let these little tryhards push you around.

You have to be YOU. Even if you're a pushover, bend over backwards and take it literally, you gotta stand up for yourself and have a sense of dignity if you want to be somebody or else you're always gonna be someone's target, you know what I'm saying you thick fucking nugget?

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

right, right, of course you are *petpet*

William Smith
William Smith

Come on, Chiri.
Give it to me. Drop the pants, squat over my face, and drop a hot and steaming Boston Hello on me.

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

You're relying on the pretense that any and all past data extracted from your posts on 8ch which are logged, meet with your statement that everything you have said is OBJECTIVELY true and cannot be proven incorrect.
False, I was clearly replying to Hu there and thus his comments about a specific subset of things I have said, i.e. that post I linked you there. I did not explicitly specify everything I have ever done and to attempt to interpret it that was is blatantly false.

Your second paragraph is unparsable. In your attempt to create an overly eleborate mess of words you broke either your grammar or began speaking utter nonesense. For example, "objectively" or "subjectively" are not terms which apply to the action "holding things against". Furthermore, the first clause following the semi-colon lacks a predicate, the final clause beginning with the word so is rendered grammatical garbage by complete illogical abuse of the comma.

tl;dr pussy ass bitch can't even try and needs to distract

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

Kyle gib me one reason to stay and post for a bit.

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

Pet. Ikt.

David Allen
David Allen

I can't believe Spec is stealing ikt's pets

Better fuck that cunt up, ikt

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

I'd like my own personal Ikt

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

Cleveland Steamer, right?

No sir, I have more respect for you than you imagined, and I'd like to see you clean yourself up and not just prowl around for furry penis. Look at what you are doing with your life.

Bentley King
Bentley King

I can only help for a little while.
I have to leave in like an hour for a job interview.

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

Playing hard to get huh?
Good thing I kept my pupperoni safe in my pocket.

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

lol you replied. didn't read

David Carter
David Carter

Don't try and out-autism people without knowing what you're getting into then.

Owen James
Owen James

Go find him there, he's probably playing GTA or something.

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

he replies

now we have a shit show

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

*modding

Levi Perez
Levi Perez

Squirt that hot soupy mess into my maw.

P-pupperoni?

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

He's not. And he rarely plays GTA, he spends all his sparetime modding

Yep

Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

What a fuckin' nerd.

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

Yeah, not to mention the peanutbutter and beggin' strips I also have.
Good thing I didn't mention those too.

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

So very productive

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

You are also replying. There's no victories here for anybody, we both know this.

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

Yeah go fuck yourself like you usually do.
Not like masturbation is sad or anything, social norms don't apply to individuals so you can feel completely free to get off to as much animal porn as you like.

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

aw, don't post the best anime.

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

Jokes on you.
I cry more during sex than when I wank.

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

i want a magnet implanted in a finger

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

Too there isn't a good boy around that I could reward these treats to.
Guess I'll just go throw this tennis ball by myself.

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

Very.

Now go dick and pet.
I'm goin to bed.

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

That's a wonderful shared experience I don't want to have to experience again if at all possible.

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

:(

Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

WAIT I"M A GOOD BOY

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

I have a whole folder of best anime, bitch.

John Parker
John Parker

okay, brb, gonna dick you

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE A GOOD BOY DEPENDS ON WHAT ARBITRARY SET OF ETHICS I CHOOSE TO EMPLOY

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

Ask Echo if he wants to league, I'm not important enough to get a reply :c

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

But I've been on my best behavior lately.

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

it's been a while now but I really ate a lot of pussy and had some very, very positive and occasionally wet reactions and I think the months I have had girlfriends was very converse to the times any of them would give ME oral, so, my relationships were very one sided

yeah but your face ain't shit.

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

I think he's busy right now.

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

NO!
IKT! IKT!
IIIIIIIKKKKTTTT!

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

Ha. Chiri was a fuck boi.

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

Yeah...?

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

IF SHE BREATHES SHE A THOT

only dead women are loyal, necrophelia forever

Christian Young
Christian Young

But she doesn't want it

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

YES

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

we can talk more.... mmmm when i get up in a couple hours. wait for me ? w.w

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

she

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

Like what?

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

She said she was a girl

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

I don't know.

James Jackson
James Jackson

Im a boi

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

Fine, fine, I'll ask him if he wants to go on a date with you.

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

But you said me too after I told you I was a grill.
;_;

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

My anime faces are good though, and that's all that matters.

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

Well I mean...
I can't just give handouts without any citation or proof that you're actually a good boy.
What if you were a bad boy? I could get in a lot of trouble. That's a lot of paperwork to fill out.

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

Yeah but don't call it that, my bf (best friend) might get upset

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

Literally too late.

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

How dare you even suggest I'm bad boy material.

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

:3

Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall

ok

Benjamin Bennett
Benjamin Bennett

But, so far, I have not seen you dedicated to your craft.
One has to emote, express using the character, so perhaps Kino works for you as a dissolution, to be a neutral response?

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

You might even be
a neutral boy

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

It's raining this morning so I made some tomato and basil soup from scratch

I peeled and cut up some potatoes and put them to boil separately

Now I can't decide if I should just make mashed potatoes or potato salad

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

Holy shit why

mfw

William Moore
William Moore

tomato basil bisque is the best soup on the planet

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

I thought it was funny.

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

Oh well, guess I'll just throw these treats away.

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

I wish I had some sort of shellfish so I could make a bisque

Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

Yes, I only normally avatar as her in certain moods or situations, of which this is not one. I'm just mindlessly shitposting and thus was pulling random images out of my reaction images folder, which included the first Kino picture up there. The rest were merely for response's sake.

Landon Morgan
Landon Morgan

Me too

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

i-it's okay, I'd still dick you

Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

Here have a m i l k b o n e
:3c

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

Real talk though it was because I knew he's preoccupied and suspected I'd have enough time to take the screencap and change it.

Nathan White
Nathan White

fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything.

anyway in north america they call some pretty shit preparations 'bisque' and it's really just a tomato basil puree.. sadly

still tastes good, puree and boil your potatos and tomatoes and make a fake bisque soup base!! but too much potato could make it too creamy.

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything
fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything
fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything
fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything
fuck you Soto, you aren't a ninja like Agiri or even a chef, you're going to ruin everything

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

Oh, almost missed that post entirely. Had to respond due to the relevant content. Perhaps consider building an identity?

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

oh, forgot to include av.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

SHE HAS 3x MY DAMAGE POTENTIAL AND 3x MY HEALTH BUT I'LL FREAKING DO IT.

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

Rin those games weren't even awful.
They were waffle.

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

I'm done, I'm out.

Soto what ingredients do you have on hand right now. Tell me.

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

I have one, I sometimes I just like to shitpost and don't care my dude.

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

you are not a list of ingredient, you are irrelevant.

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

I got her to 80 and then walked into a knife as I was trying to give her a PA.

Actually almost a little salty now.

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

take it to the fucking cry chamber

Soto what are you cooking

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

Carrots
Potatoes
Cubed Tim Curry
Curry Sauce
Jasmin Rice
Chemical X

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

I made creamy mashed potatoes
topped em off with parsley

And a tomato basil soup

Luke Martin
Luke Martin

Throw the ingredients, and then yourself, off a cliff Yan.

It'll mix at the bottom.

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

I'm not impressed.

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

Hey wait a minute
Won't the fall from the cliff seriously injure or even kill me?

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

I'm not impressed at all. I'm going to go to bed hungry, but I have to wake up in less than three hours to go to work so I'm really not going to eat anything soon anyway.

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

SUCK IT SAKUYA.

SUCK ON MY LONG, FLAMING, 120 DAMAGE SWORD.

Easton Rodriguez
Easton Rodriguez

come on, two of your ingredients were comedic effect, surely you'll make a poof of smoke and come back next week.

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

Fucking Canadians

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

There wasnt much else to work with lol

Sorry for being a poorfag

The soup came out a lil oily but I like it that way

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

But if I made curry out of Tim Curry

Then it would be Curry Curry, or Curried Curry

I'm not sure you got that.

Hudson White
Hudson White

Yes please.

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

Im sweating cause of this soup and it's not even spicy

I also burnt my tongue

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

Don't be pretentious for the sake of a joke, he's still alive hun.
What you could do instead is add half/half ground mustard and turmeric instead of *curry* and get a different flavour.

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

dude yesterday I bought mild salsa because that's all they had in the store, and I dabbed in some of my scorpion pepper sauce and mixed it up but it was straight loco I added too much but I ate the whole sauce container yo cause I don't quit.

Liam James
Liam James

cause when you have tostitos you don't stop

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

Your boipussy must've been on fire afterwards

But yeah I'm just like that
It hurts but I just keep going

Maybe I'm a Masochist

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

forceful sodomy

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

Or would that be more Sadism?

Cause you're inflicting the pain on yourself

Or Masochism cause you enjoy the pain?

James Brown
James Brown

nah Soto the last time I handled scorpion peppers and went downstairs was a rough time, so I made sure to clean up afterwards but I love the experience of super hot foods and having to blow your nose and wipe your tears, it's a beautiful kind of pain indeed.
While we may not be masochists, chiliheads are legit.

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

It's great clearing up your sinuses
gg all your napkins though

chiliheads
That's a new one lmao

William Johnson
William Johnson

I'd say the chili experience isn't so masochistic as it sounds, it's more like an adventure for your senses.

So, some people climb mountains, others basically come close to tissue paralysis via technically 'poisonous' nonlethal plants that have developed anti-edible seed pouches

and then humans bred them to make them worse, for fun

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

and when I get a bottle of bhut jolokia (ghost pepper) I am like...

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

I have tasted and collected quite a few brands, so far my favourite by heat and flavour combined is CaJohn's Lethal Injestion- a mix of bhut jolokia, fatalli and red savina, no extract, all taste and natural pepper heat.
my budget buy is Grace Scotch Bonnet hot pepper sauce, super nice heat to add to anything for $1.25 a bottle. Love that stuff.

Currently: going through a bottle of Aubrey D's Scorpion Pepper Sauce, even a dab of this stuff is nuts, has a bit of extract taste in it but hell, does the job in a soup or if you want to turn a jar of mild salsa into WILD salsa lol. Does the job can't complain.

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

Is he really though? Can you really say he's 'still alive' after that stroke ruined his life?

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

Yes, still alive means not fucking dead.

You want to rip on me for being not dead yet? I'm on my way, but I'm alive for now.

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

I'm riddled with cancers.

I'm not going to the doctor.
I'd rather just have a stroke.

Everyone can celebrate.

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

not today though~!

well, not unless I'm suddenly very unlucky but I'm shooting for surviving today.

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

til ヷ is read the same as ヴぁ

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

and like, surviving more often in general if I can.

perhaps years!
but no, no doctor. I'll let it go to my brain, I kinda want it.

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

guess who's back

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

trying to convince people snails come from eggs

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

tfw you crack open your egg in the morning to make an omelette and there's a frukken snail in side.

Julian Smith
Julian Smith

tfw you try to cyber Squiddy but he wants to be the boy

Daniel White
Daniel White

I can't believe soto won't let me into that fresh boipussi

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

I can't believe my little Gundam lover is this autistic

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

I'm not impressed.
:|

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

calm down ladies, you're both pretty

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

I changed my folder and now it's a lot more melee centric but it has a lot more damage output.

I did almost 700 damage to her in one round without a setup.

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

Hu thinks Im pretty

Y-You too

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

~

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

Hu also thinks you're a lady

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

She isn't?

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

But I am a real grill tho

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

nvm regret bringing it up

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

xD

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

xD

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

x3

meow~

Josiah James
Josiah James

xD

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

nice kitty

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

yes pat

Brandon Baker
Brandon Baker

*pet*

*pet*

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

Here have another

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

Zzz...

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

:D

Aww ;-;
*tucks*
Sleep tight Luka

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

Another

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

So many kitties!

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

I like cats

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

same

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

Your cat is extra THICC

Or is he just fluffy?

He looks like a lazy mf tho

Angel White
Angel White

\*pets*

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

I'm afraid she's not really my kitty, just my mother's, though I was the one who picked her... Or rather, I was just the one who happened to notice she wanted to go back with us.
But yes, she's pretty fat, as well as fluffy

*pets*

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

What's her name?

Yeah, my older sister has a couple of cats and one of them is super fat cause she's always hungry and I always give her food when I come over so she fucking loves me.

Subtle kinda got mad at me cause I over feed her sometimes lmao
She's extra thicc

I just have a thing for fat cats
I'm trying to find a pic of her in my camera pics but there's just too many

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

Müsli.

Hahaha, goddamn cat knows how to get food out of people~
Nothing wrong with fat cats, they're quite cute.

I don't blame you. Fat cats look great and they're generally very nice to pet and stroke

Andrew White
Andrew White

wow stuff actually happened

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

I just have a thing for fat cats

Soto- 2017

Dominic Martin
Dominic Martin

How do you pronounce that?
That u that looks like a happy face probably makes it sound weird

Yeah fat cats are the best

Im surprised he fits under that part of your desk lol
What even is that little slot supposed to be for?

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

Fat cats are nice

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

EXTRA THICC

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

Dude's so fat he needs 2 pictures to fit in one

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

That's a bad pic...

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

cute! :3

Pronounce it like it's German~

I don't know, it's an Ikea table. Fits for kitties :3

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

It's actually a video lol
I just screenshot it

I have pictures of her when she WAS skinny
but I really havent taken any pics lately of her at her fattest lol

I wish i knew German

Was it hard setting it up?
Mine took a while to set up and it looked so simple

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

easy spot to put books and folders

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

Oh, I see.

Heh, is she losing weight now? If not, should take some pics next time you see her~

o-oh ;-;
Could try Google Translate I suppose. It can read a word for you, can it not?
I'm sure the German one will be able to pronounce Müsli just fine.

Eh, I don't know. I've had this desk for 17 years or so, I didn't set up anything, and I got 10 thumbs so even though I've moved it around quite a lot since then, others have assembled it for me, since I'm just that privileged

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

Nah she's still fat I just don't really take pics as much as I used to

Lmao is your cat named after oats and like milk?
I just checked rn and it's pretty easy to pronounce I was just scared of that u letter lol

lol damn these priviledged rich Danish folk

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

We derailed this thread with cats

Now it's time to derail this thread with food

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

dude if you start food posting right now i won't forgive you

Jason Perez
Jason Perez

We got her from an animal shelter cause we didn't really want all that kitty thing. Wanted one that had grown up.
And she was standing right there, meowing right as we went through the door into all the cats and rubbed herself up against her cell, and she came running up to us and purring as soon as we took her out the cell.
We wanted a blue/black male cat, and if that one didn't want to talk, we would go home with a male one for sure!
Turns out we got home with an orange female, lol.
She was just too fucking adorable and talkative, and she still is.
meows when you talk to her
comes when you call her name and starts purring
She a cute

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

SOTO don't do this to me my man

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

remember when derailing threads was like a regular occurrence

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

i wanna pet a cat

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

i want to be pet by a cat

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

I'd pet Ikt

Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

i wanna cat a pet

Grayson Williams
Grayson Williams

Wish post your hairy pussy

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

I'd pet Soto

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

But kitties are nice too
They're way more rambunctious though

Yeah the other fat cat always sees me then just headbutts me and nuzzles the shit out of my leg
Then I ask her if she's hungry then she won't stop fucking meowing cause she knows Im gonna feed her

On a side not though clean your desk pls
Sorry for the slow responses, I just finished the water temple

I'll do it to you real good bby

Hot

Don't, you're gonna get Rin jealous

Cooper Phillips
Cooper Phillips

Hey, thanks dude.

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

Super trapping now, check out my assorted assplay devices and quadcore fleshlight

Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

tfw you need a triple octopus vacuum to masturbate

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

Do you think Yuzumori will ever get a anime adaption?

I mean Takagi-san is getting one next season

not just fapping in your blue striped sock

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

QUAD CORE RETARD
What do you call a groip of squod?
sqwad

I have none... M-maybe you could send me some along with some... S-spraypaint Soto-Kun!

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

Maybe one day, it's not popular enough right now.

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

What are you up to anyways?
I rarely see you in the morning, or well its afternoon for you I guess

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

But Vandalism is bad Casper-kun

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

IMG_20150728
please, I don't even live where the pics are taken anymore. I don't even own a cat right now ;_;

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

What is bad about it?

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

gay af

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

Soto, you do coke and under age girls.
You don't get to call people out.

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

Just like you

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

more gourmet green bean poutine

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

I sure am glad we have an official Moral Authority here to decide who is and is not allowed to call other people out.

Colton James
Colton James

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