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lose either way

How so?

overwatch went super good tonight until i literally could not spawn one death

it just kept me locked in spectating mode and someone on mic was loudly asking me what the fuck i was doing

tru

it's like teeth
sharp teeth

not enough money

I WILL OUT BID ANYONE.

4 dollars

I WAS gonna say that's kinda low.

too far along the face

exactly my problem

he won't give me 4 dollars

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That's my money.

Your money is my money

Why are all your avatars always edgy Ban

[inaudible screeching]

Maybe i'm edgy ?

Who would have thonk ?

I didn't hear anything

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Screech

Fucking normies get off my wave length. reeeeeeeeeeeeee

I can't believe he'd be THAT uncaring.

4 dollars plz

Its weird how hes trying to buy me when I already own him.

I think prostituting yourself forfeits your ability to own others, though.

Sometimes I just mute videos of fashion shows and listen to Death Grips Fashion Week and watch them.

im going to watch a two hour youtube video instead and hopefully fall asleep before more of it

i ended up playing even more overwatch because i wanted to play till i got two losses in casual play and that took way longer than expected with a fun and funny team that stayed with me

before most of it*

I would seriously recommend doing that.
Get to admire some crazy looking shit and listen to some fantastic music.
What's not to love?

*the death grips thing

of course you would be a fan of something like that

what gave that away

guess im not really doing much either

not very

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Just another one of them days
Have some lonely vibes
mixcloud.com/RadarRadioLDN/liquid-ritual-w-plastician-10th-november-2017/

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tyty

Squids!

The mixing is so fluid and it's a very diverse sound right now.
Really helps on those shitty days.

Also hi! Missed ya

I am squids
Multiple of those

You're a giant squid comprised of many

I mean this is basically just being a jellyfish

sQUID'S TINY TENDRIL

I order you to come online more often.

I've not been in a mood to do so lately. Especially since someone has very recently decided I'm no longer friends with them.

In the meantime I'll post on the odd occasion, hope you're staying out of trouble

thicc ass thighs

That's a cute Kagerou.

Regular thick thighs are more than enough

Squiddy's tight boy hole

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good morninnnnnnnnnnggggggg

i fell asleep way too early last night. but i am

UP NOW

UP

fix it

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fix it ???

being up

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slow

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squiddy hows summer in aussie land

-scoots-

Hell on earth.
Thankfully it's not summer yet, but I can feel it coming.

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anyone want to play some overwatch?

is it humid heat or dry heat ?

i can handle dry heat more than humid head. humid heat is just....

a giant sweat bog

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d r y

People who say humid is worse have never spent time out in the endless, ever-pervasive oppression of the Australian outback in summer. It's like living in a desert, but it doesn't get cool at night. Instead you just don't sleep, because it's too fucking hot, and every part of you is turning to stone and cracking apart slowly. Fuck summer. Fuck living any further north than Melbourne. At least I live somewhere semi-temperate.

One day I need to move to like, Canada. Northern Canada.

animus should heaquarter in canada

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why live?

come visit florida !!

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FLO RIDA

Scoot the emo god queen.

this tbh

h o n e s t l y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the emo queen we

N E E D !!!!

that tbh

What kind of music do you like ?

Is it just weeb stuff ?

no. literally.

everything music.

i have hundreds HUNDREDS of playlists and thouuuuusands of songs on my account SAVED on SPOTIFY

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Ronnie for the win

See Scoot knows

HURTFUL WOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS

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I have the cd form of this album.

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spotify.me/
What does yours give?
Apparently I'm tough to read despite months of use

ded

spotify.me has been broked for a long time sadly...

the end of year thing works a lot better.

anyone here want to do some overwatch?

Well shoot. Guess I won't be able to share my listening habits so easily.
End of year thing? Do enlighten me.

1

2

3

they do a year in review spotify stat thing. with your top 100 songs too.

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spotify.me is super inaccurate

its telling me stats from months ago

tbh #1 band and song on point

youtube.com/watch?v=bpJvP4b5fX8

well. and some recent stuff but. not an average of everything ?

its not great. not as good as year end.

Lookin stronk

hello darkness my old friend

Hmm interesting. I'll be sure to post mine then

AND THE LAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBB
LLIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS DOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
ON BROADWAY

I survived

when you're in a skirmish by yourself and the loneliness starts kicking in

anime dicks

How does this make you feel?

Scoots?

great

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I shit you not I thought it was a nerdy way to say "anime"

Really?

the trash threads can barely even stay alive and yet somehow we have you here

how blessed we are

Yes, actually.

:^)

How

they fucking suck anyways

at least most of the smart ones moved back to the main general

i wish i played splatoon just so i could hang out in their general

aw nigga u rite

Because they were the anime themed threads... I thought animu was a pun of anime

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i thought the same thing, i honestly think they just accidentally found out animus was a real word later

Oh my

that's pretty fuckin gay

thats like saying the sky is blue

why not then
the sky is blue

IMAGINE

but do you need to tell people its blue? maybe if they are colorblind

just to make sure the sky isn't any other color

has there been any colorblind posters that anyone knows of? i figure no one would even come here unless they can appreciate out pretty 2D images

you know, they actually didn't call the sky blue for a while, it was more commonly referred to as grey, blue wasn't even a color in the rainbow until after we started mining true blue rocks like Lapis Lazuli, even most plants were referred to as purple or violet instead of true blue

if you think about it, it doesn't come from a lot of places in nature but it is humanities favorite color by a pretty large margin

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You don't fucking say

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im just going to invoke your discord role on this one and ignore this post

:^)

WAIT INDONESIA LIKES BROWN

lets google pictures of indonesia real quick

actually really fucking awesome

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This was meant to be a cool unliked post, damn it

They're threads filled with furries, that's all I'm saying.

unlinked*

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That looks really comfy

Link me daddy

scoot how can you be hungry for you's

i think it would be really fun to visit

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I AM ALWAYS HUNGRY CAP
THAT IS MY SECRET

(You's) going to get fat off of all of these (You's)

wait no one of those it supposed to be (You)'s and then the joke almost kind of works

(you)

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me_irl

(You) are going to make this gay

(You)
are gay
lol

(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)

(Me)

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couldn't even be half as gay as you

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you're right, because then you'd be straight

that would make you not overly gay though

a straight is still a straight
you can't say it's a half

What if you suck a guy's dick but he doesn't cum in your mouth until you die and reincarnate?

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asking the real question

wouldnt that be like bisexual though?

only if you build up speed under a grate for 12 hours

what is this a hamster wheel?

now who's the real faggot

i dont think i can keep up with this level of shitposting right now

I think you can

only if you really want me to

strike while the fire's burning is what I always say
I think

you just want soft pets and handholds dont you you big gay

I had a dream my lighter was broken again

also everyone was out to kill me and I had a cool house

sell something in your cool house and buy a new lighter

I have piles of lighters but only one nice one

you must really care about that lighter if you had a dream about it

didn't you say someone gave it to you?

I had a dream where I came inside Revy

where squid

I had a dream where I died

i died on purpose in a dream to wake up and play videogames

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KYLE WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE ME SMOOCHES

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u//w//u

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we can call if you dont mind us watching house of cards

Alright.
I have a bit before bed. I can't stay up too late though.

so are you gonna be a ninja trainer?

i had an interview myself today and it was great

Nah. I applied for a plastics manufacturing company.
We'll see how it goes.

How was it?

Oh it was good
I got put in for January employment at the pet store
they have cats

Lewd

I've had it forever

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HOW DO YOU KNOW MY SECRET
TELL ME

pet stores here don't sell dogs
only cat

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okay well take good care of it, is there polish you can get for a lighter? do you shine it to protect the metal?

just a hunch that you wanted consensual snoot boops and lots of G rated cuddling

that's a pretty strong claim
got any evidence?

i dont know, i only ever talk to you here, but usually i have scared them off by now so that's a pretty strong supporting fact

It's cheap stainless steel that was 20$ at a CVS my autism makes me form emotional attachments to objects

that's cute, i enjoy the concept of you having an object you really like because you've had it a while, I can get pretty attached to some objects too but only if i start to feel really familiar with them, and whatever i am trying to accomplish becomes more difficult to do by not having it

still there are cleaners you can sue for stainless steal, it's not just monetary value that establishes overall value afterall

doubt.png

Well now you're trying to flatter me, sugar

youtube.com/watch?v=NFT8y6cuYR4

i like this racoon

raccoon eating grapes

speaks more to the people posting here than flattering you

well if you want to add me on discord, if you use it, mine is BD#8815

i can't remember if you were one of the people who like to exclusively communicate with other posters here or not

Nah, I like to shit talk everyone.

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haha arent you a little social butterfly

i no want to talk to you
i just want, bang bang bang

You're really bad at holding a conversation though

That's kinda your own fault

then just talk my dude

hey soto you know what? there are more than a trillion rocks in the Oort's cloud surrounding our atmosphere in a large ring which orbit starts past pluto

lot's of potential shit to crash into us :DD

thats a cute outfit.

revy. get that outfit and then post yourself. it will be

CUTE

atmosphere im drunk

ours suns gravitational influence***

kyle cum back

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the trajectories can always bounce back towards the sun and by extension earth, lots of stuff to potentially collide and change collisions

that is why we get new asteroids sometimes

collide and change directions*

*why Jupiter gets a new meal sometimes
ftfy

sure sometimes, but earth was already around for more than 4 billion years before the asteroid that changed the very diversification and direction life took on the planet struck it, the fact that Jupiter is a gravity sink for asteroids is a very entry level fact

There have been more than one extinction event which changed the evolutionary course though. I sometimes speculate or even dream bout the next one, which I actually tend to enjoy more often than not. Do you also like scoping out potential future planets? It's pretty fun trying to speculate what would be most feasible.
exoplanet.eu/catalog/GJ 832 c/this one is kind of neat and seems strategically viable, possibly. May require gravitational alteration, which may even nullify habitability. I wish I knew enough to be able to tell, enough to speculate with more accuracy.

exoplanet.eu/catalog/GJ 832 c/
I mean this link, wuups

So let me get this straight? You enjoy thinking about the next extinction event involving us being here? Sounds like you must be a real great fellow.

MY NIGGER

anyways ive heard about Gliese 832 c for a while now

Believe it or not, I absolutely am a great fellow, says people who have known me well. What is wrong with indulging in the inevitable fact that our vapid society will perish and we will be forced to expand beyond our tiny, petty human understanding or get wiped out like probably every other flawed alien species.

I haven't kept up much since. 2015
:c

the planet is actually in orbit around a red dwarf star, Gliese 832 means the star already went supernova

it should be stable in this climate for a very long time, practically indefinitely as the red dwarf star would stay rather consistently the same for a very very very long time, in a sense it would be even better than earth with all other circumstances ideal, because we would no longer have to worry about the death of our Sun

thats a lot of edge

it was discovered in 2014, says on the page

:'D fist bump!

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I am aware, and also, what is wrong with edge?
I mean, it's all true..

The colony would have to be on Gliese 832 c, Gliese 832 is the red dwarf and is a star core, it would be hot and heavy and you would die

im going to go play overwatch now, homie we got 4 billion years before the sun goes red giant like find something else to worry about

Science is about fact, not what is fucking 'cool'

I'm not worried I'm fascinated as fuck! Anyway, have fun, my man.

dream bigger

im going to slap you

Sup.

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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You cant set a colony in a star, its a burning furnace inside of a star.

hi!

That's the best part.
If you could do it, why not?

how are ya doin this evening ?

Fair enough

Pretty good, you?

:(

whats wrong?

PS, I loved both seasons of Stranger Things.. Even though in the second season it felt like everyone became 10x more irrational about every arbitrary event. But "Hey man, let's just jump in the fucking death maze like nothing will ever go wrong!" and other related stupid shit like that.
Fortunately I finally watched Rick n Morty S03 right after, got to episode 6, and had an inner crisis, which distracted me from the petty complaints I felt towards the former show.

:)

I wouldn't call that fortunate

defeat

by what?

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Y? It is aa good show, despite it's retarded fanbase..

that's where you're wrong kiddo

enemy team...

doin alright.

not the best . not the worst .

oh...

I know that feel.

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I don't know where the that's where you're wrong kiddo came from

im bored

everyone i knew left me
:(

huh?

But.. Are you just repulsed primarily by the fact that it is cool to like the show now? Or because saying you 'get it' has also become extremely pretentious? I actually understand that, but that mentality will also very much limit your ability to enjoy stuff that is actually good, just because a bunch of dip-shits want to boost their egos and seem 'smert n relvant'.

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what?

I know how that feels. After high school, all of my friends abandoned me. I only talk to one or two of them now.

all my highschool freinds moved away
so i'm all alone now.

No, I re-watched the show and I couldn't stand that shit. I got a grand total of 4 chuckles out of it and I don't even remember where.
And the further you get into it, you can see the division between Harmond and Roiland continue to spread further and further apart.

Then lets be alone together.

what do we do now?

i dont know.

You had less fun watching something a second time?

That's a pretty odd experience right there.

at least you post cute kiki

indeed

what do you do?

Ah, well that is understandable enough. I don't know anything about behind the scenes, and have only seen each episode once. At the same time, it is literally everything I enjoy, and am shamelessly entertained by in one show, and validates all of my esoteric and cynical outlooks on life and society, but without all of the depression surrounding the fact that the universe is, and most likely never will be anything as interesting on a biological level. Nor will it ever be as fun an adventure as it depicts. Also I will never actually be as smart as rick, which is actually, probably a merciful blessing more than anything else.

not much really. Im just looking for work and college at the moment.

do you play video games?

I don't see why, I had a hell of a lot less fun going through part 3 of JoJo twice.

oh yes i play the vidya. Got steam?

i've got steam
i've got discord
i've got battle.net
i've got league of legends
i've got overwatch

send link to steam account.
Also here is my discord.
Sonixs
#4258
Im heading to bed goodnight.

It was sarcasm.

I never watch things twice, other than maybe a movie if somebody else really wants to watch it with me.

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Image was too subtle

megumin alarm app restored my will to live in the morning

I sometime like to pretend Ikt's boipussy is Bahn Mi flavored

always an artful shitposter

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Is Megumin your waifu? I made my telescope my waifu years ago. I hugged it and called it my best friend, my mom heard me at the time and got upset 4rel. Probably because I am the only socially inept member of my famly. And but then I scoured the whole sky so many times during every clear night, all year round, nearly getting frost bite even till I got sweet-ass army boots that never fail me. I looked at everything through every lens and filter I could barely afford, and now I can navigate the sky like the back of my hand, like a ships captain navigating the celestial seas. But I never coulda done it without my boots either.. What did I really waifu? My scope or the boots? I can't move on from either, they are both sentimental now. What are my feelings saying, I don't understand.

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I am actually asking this more seriously than you might assume..
Partially because I am starting to realize that I am really this detached emotionally, and am just posing a question that, to me, is fun. I mean, I honestly don't even know how else to make any kind of human connection anymore, I am LITERALLY the most comfortable around my scope, and my boots. It is about as sad and pathetic as it sounds. Also, I'm pretty drunk ;D

Feelings are hard to comprehend.

ttbh I'm just not really dicking around night night! :p

He went to school I'm afraid, probably won't get a response any time soon.
But his waifu is indeed Megumin

Sleep tight

yes ;-;

ty c:

ni

gger

yea nigger

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no_

i do not like.

to take the trash out when... its dark and i am tired.

every shadow becomes A BIG SCARY and all darkness has something HIDING in it !!!

nooooo spooky please.

also its time to sleep.

nini

Makes me lol everytime

Dating is straight retarded these days

At least I have my ravioli

pls dont go

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*hides behind u*

*protecs*

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*FLEXX*

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Can't a man just appreciate a loli chuuni

I dunno, that depends- Can you have a seat right over there?

im gay

*nuzzles*

That was a fun episode

Except for the ending, it got kinda depressing

henlo stingyboye

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get more kewl pics!
:D

add da kewl pics

clips.twitch.tv/AdventurousObedientEndiveBatChest

fry it and eat it

I knew it

lmfao

time for work ^^

Why's the formatting all weird rn?

also good morning people^^

good luck!

ooh! it's fixed^^

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somebody pls chat with me

i'm boring.

what did you do yesterday?

I didn't get much done. I played some guitar and was working on different things with it. You?

ooh ur doggo?

you saw what i did lol

i did?

i got stitches. there was lots of blood

oh my. what happened?

my chef knife vs my pinky.

i was a bat thrower when i was real young. I accidentally threw the bat when I was up when we were playing softball or whatever the ball was. I called out that i was up to bat like we were supposed to. the kid didn't move. he got a zillion stitches and his cousin almost beat me up but got paddled by the principal for threatening me.

Anyhow... that pinky gonna be ok?

a zillion? rekt.

yeah, it'll be okay. i gotta get the stitches out in a week and it'll be all healed in like 2 months.

it just sucked getting stitched through the remainder of the nail ugh.

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yeah, that's gotta suck. Does it hurt much? You gotta take like tylenol something? You gonna miss work?

It was right in the head where he got hit. He was totally understanding of it and his cousin had to get set straight. If it were were high school, I would have probably gotten beaten down.

Luckily it's just the end of a finger. Gruesome.

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