Cute anime gril thread

I can come up with a story for this.

i would love to hear it. do you feel the dull ache?

i can visualize this as a horror manga

like something junji ito would write

yeah exactly that lets here the story

Just go to bed :3

I unwittingly walked in on socks4hands self jerk

How does it feel with socks for hands, by the way?

Oh there's an user too

Sorry I was too rude and baked to notice at first

this one was bad even for me

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I woke up at midnight

Who

Idk I didn't read anything

What's on your mind?

This anime Wish recommended is pretty good

Failure and disappointment.
How are you?

I'm extremely high and I drank too much coffee so I low key feel like an exploding sun right now

What happened?

Sorry for that image

Not sure why I selected it

heard
seen
felt

bump

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i just want to curl up into my comforter and dream forever

i dont even care if its about weird horror shit it all makes more sense than daily life goddamn
/me drops mic

c-cheer up anons!

t-tomorrow will be a better day!!

-does a cheerleader pose-

@Bart
@Luka
@Wish
@KissShot
@everyone
@ikt
@hu
@here

where u niggas at

dog alice

wan wan

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shitposter and dog

truly mankinds oldest companion

im here and thats a rare occasion so yeah its all good

well

I've made 3 new accounts now on Windows
think it's narrowed down to Discord or Spotify causing Shadowplay to fail

my money's on Discord

either that or it just randomly fails at some point after working flawlessly for a while
idk

discord a shit

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aaaand my fourth time filtering you

boy I love having to redo all my settings 3 times

ya know what it's probably Discord because Discord's overlay is probably having an interaction with the GeForce overlay

I'm in a new group chat with a bunch of your old dogfucking buddies

The filter warrior

Oh no which one did they invite you to? I bet it's the one Scales and Amal run with the persona 5 mascot still

I think this was both harsh and undeserved. people change, nezi!

I didn't miss this on purpose here's a reply now

makes the threads more bearable

yeah every once in a blue moon that im posting i guess it does. sadly its not like the filter will hold

or do you just mean the other discord squash and george are in?

very much appreciated!

Sinni's new one; she just made it tonight

I thought it was an animu chat but then she slowly surrounded me with dog genitalia

It's best to just rise above whatever annoys you

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uhhhhhhhhh

im not sure exactly what this implies but i promise you its still better than the alternative of the other discord

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I'll message you the link

i could do the same but no point really, it's literally nothing but all the furfags that never even animed

not even animed once

A strange and obscure breed

by constantly subjecting myself to it? I don't see how that's very helpful

I'd rather be happy than miserable but trying really really super hard!

spotify broke shadowplay? no fucking way

one more account

might just be coincidence

Trying is doing it wrong

Meditate gurl

this is a very C+ meme

ur mom

's high praise

not just ANYTHING deserves a C+

yup, all they do is talk about computers and code and post furry porn, and its like a 40 person discord

this sounds alarmingly familiar

from her clients that sex her jelly rolls

Are you making it sound really unappealing on purpose?

There must be some secret dog treasure you're trying to hide

C+ is like that mediocre magic middle ground

weren't you in it??

like i said its the one Amal and Scales run

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I wish i was trying to make it sound unappealing on purpose

i dont hate the people there but i havent really used it in months

everyone attributes far too much to me honestly. no i was never in there but perhaps my spirit was

Can i be the grill uwu

i think there are just other people walking around with socks on their hands

this has always been the case fyi

vigorous head nodding

and what do you do?

Furries that never anime'd, that's wild

It's like a spooky ghost story

Go for it

i just bobble my head up and down and talk

*head bobbling furiously*

perplexing

forums.geforce.com/default/topic/1027054/geforce-experience/spotify-breaking-geforce-overlay-shadowplay-/

that sounds like a very workable niche

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haha my uncle has some of those. not as cute looking but they are fun to use to lounge on

the face(s) are what makes it great

its like spyro mixed with pokemon

its like puff the magic dragon had a spinoff with a cousin who did magic meth

yep thats the one
gg, nite

night i guess

i just woke up

based Hardware Acceleration breaking muh Shadowplay

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get on ground
hug knees to self
pretend world isnt scary

hi
morning
ive been in bed for 12 hrs constantly sleeping and instantly waking up...

im still in a lot of pain but not as much as yesterday

Pain is suxx

you don't have any pain meds? .-.

try getting out of bed and stretching a little, after being in bed for so long you can start to get sore all over again

♥

I'm getting better at Overwatch
Getting a lot more environmentals as Pharah
Why are Ilios and Lijang the best maps for Pharah and temple of Anubis is just meh?
Flavor fail

i mean i have. whatever my parents have.

but honestly id rather just sit thru it and complain

annnnndddd yeah im out of bed now im moving around a bit

Temple of anubis has always been a good map for me

oasis is best map suck my dick

whats your blizzard

what the fuck did you do spotify???????

No I'm saying Ilios and Lijang are very favorable maps for heroes who can push people around
Lúcio, Pharah, Roadhog, Junkrat
Just "oops you fell off the map" all day

Revy but IDK the numbers right now

fair enough, ill just bug you about it later

Sup morning crew^^

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people upset, upset about games

lol lame-os

hbu?

im doing okay, went to bed too early by accident and now im up super early and trying to not freeze in this chilly room

Imagine being upset

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This

Ah, that's what happened to me too. Plus, my roomie's fucking 5am alarm this morning lmao.

idk I don't mind doing laundry early right off the bat tho

tadaima

Nobody I like is posting.
Fix that.

Lapis was my fave

okay, give me a minute

hello everyone

Perfect.

Lmao

This is Scootalooo
Posting anonymously to annoy squash

yea being up early should end up pretty fine

Jokes on you I like Scoots.

RIP
The plan is broke

you know they wanted to make the Tsar bomb 100 megatons originally, but the guy who designed it said he would only go as high as 50

even then after a certain point it's like an F6 tornado, there's only so much space between the sky and the ground to blow up

Copy-pasted from /kind/ thought I'd post it elsewhere tbh I don't come here but I know of your existence and you seem like nice people pls no bully!

I won't go into too much detail on here because that kind of thing is best left for talking to eachother.
I don't know. Haven't seen much anime. Watching Death Note now and it's pretty good. I like Ghibli movies too.
Don't play much. Used to. I really can't pick a favourite but the last few games I played were Donkey Kong Country, Metroid Prime and Luigis Mansion.
Will listen to anything. Right now guitar stuff like Jason Becker or Malmsteen. Metallica, Opeth, Queen, classical etc anything really.
I'm not a big reader tbh. I wish I was but my concentration sucks. I like The Hobbit the most though. I recently read The Elfin Ship and it was great.
AAAAHHHHHH! I don't know… Star Trek TNG I guess. I like The X-Files too sometimes but it's kind of a frustrating show because it could be so much better and a lot of it is really bad. Gamecenter CX.
Playing music. Writing. Reading sometimes. Films. Shows. Trying to find friends.
I'd especially like other NEETs and people who can talk a lot. I am doing things in my life but I am very lonely and maybe you are too and we can help eachother not be lonely a bit. I'm in the UK too, so it's best if you are for the sake of time zones. I would still be friends with people who can't talk as much and who aren't in the UK though!
If you're shy that's OK but I don't like it when I add people and talk to them and they don't give much back tbh… Then it just turns into me asking questions.
Doggo#3001

i think there are new episodes out, but piratebay is down so i can't get my grubby hands on them.

the horror.

dude are we actually getting random posts from people now

Probably not.

Wake n' bake.exe

I might make some coffee, still got 5 hours til work lmao

I thought it was still just those 2 or 3 teaser eps.

I'll have to check into this with the girl this weekend^^

if you are new...

your discord didnt work. i tried to add and it came back with an error message

that really doesnt seem like a real discord

im not sure what kind of unique breed of shitpost this is

Lol

coffee sounds really good at the moment to be honest

I love those greentext questionnaires tho tbh

hey i was new here like

couple weeks ago ?

*intense doubting from all directions accept me*

except****

AAAAHHHHH! My fault. It's doggo#3001 with no capital letter.

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I miss Amy.

We haven't really had a good new poster in ages. Duke is alright though.

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I, too, miss edge incarnate

Put on a name there's enough UK anons already :3

shitposting

There's like...one.

HERE I GO!

LMAO

no one complaining about american anons

Definitely one too many

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hi

new person

Hi.

Hey lasses!

fakeupdate.net/windows98/index.html

hey subtle i can maybe find time to play

one

league of legends at some point in the next few days

call my people

What brings you to this cesspool?

Don't worry you're my favorite UK twink

I keep getting big black ghetto dudes adding me on Facebook lmao

On a quest to find friends.

Woah! Why?

hot.

Oh fuck I didnt even mention Subtle in the first line

Im so fucked up lmao

Ooh, snap. What do you into?

That's what I would like to know. I have to talk to someone at work about who the eff they are.

I mean.. kinda maybe.

Mention me, bitch.

I want to be someone's favorite trap.

Your people?
Sounds important

show me dick pics and you'll be my favorite trap~

I have a second phone whose number I give to people to say it's my secretary/agent. I answer it in a woman's voice and redirect the call to my normal phone.

Sometimes I flirt with the people on the other end of the line before I patch the call.

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?

Traps don't have dicks.

What did she mean by this?

Whoa, whoa Elma

You're not to be grouped with these thots

You're waifu material

Like you were there with me back when MSN was the shit and we were both fairly new

Though I have yet to see you irl

You've seen my penis though.

"h-haha, yea, my secretary can get a little flirty sometimes"

What's your ethnicity?

huwhite

What do you do? What do you like? What do you do for fun? Gibbe the deets.

O-oh.. well alrighty then^~^

Yeah, I wanted to go to AX last summer but like getting time off is hard more often than not.

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Awwe come on don't be a doucher.

Pfft

Did you listen to it?

haha werent you telling me about your girlfriend the other day though? was that someone else?

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Brunch was a success

if soto hasnt seen you of all people i just have to retain some of my healthy tits with timestamp mentality

Don't bully the lass, lass.

idk lass

I play games sometimes. Read. Play music. I go on walks sometimes. What about you?

Lasses can have girlfriends too!

i actually totally forgot if they were a girl or not tbh

When are we gonna get drunk at AX with everyone else?
I might grab your butt or like kiss you though, just don't tell your gf

I'm Guatemalan so I guess you're better than me

She lives so fkn far waya tho

Man I do hate seeing British colloquialisms used in threads. Fucking end this cancer.

you hungry

you fierce

finally a weakness for the meme god

uh, no I haven't?

I don't count a tiny blurry pixel in a jpg

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THERE IS NO WEAKNESS TO THE MEME GOD

I do.

Which part of Britain?

I can't believe Kyle's benis is actually just a tiny blurry pixel in real life.

We killed 2 pizzas and 7 pitchers at Pizza Hut
5 of Wicks IPAs and 2 of Blue Moon

Then had 14 Scooby Snacks at TGI Fridays

the bepis played too many super nintendo games and caught the pixel cancer, super rare

I'm calling Southerner

South

what the fuck is a scoobie snack

Yes. I would try to learn it but I've no piano now.

Goodbye.

reporting for harassment!!!

TELL ME. LET ME EAT BREAKFAST VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU, SCOOTS DADDY

Wanna go shopping in Kingston upon Thames?

Bye :c

thats what i said though, and everyone knows that soto is the master of bitches so i have no higher authority to consult

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you're making me want to send soto my tits just to spite you

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sausages, egg and bacon. I need the protein.

I just need to go draw so I don't feel guilty.

I'd like to go girly shopping in Kingston upon Thames. I don't have a lot of money though.

bye.

thats called being a wingman

m-me too~

But seriously, I've been craving b-fast food so badly lately. Every time I'm about to go out for breakfast for dinner food something sabotages it.

I've been had lmao

Fuck.

This is indeed a cruel universe. What is the breakfast ideal for Elma.

haha get got son

i mean daughter shit

Put it on tumblr

Stuff like this right now.
youtu.be/tD65uNthngs?t=3m26s

I used to play guitar and could play this kind of thing but I quit smh. I just got a acoustic yesterday to relearn and it's going really well. Don't think it will take me long at all to get back to where I was.

It looks fun but I don't think it would work on my PC. I just sold a GTX 970 and am now on some old piece of crap. I didn't really need it because I only really played older games anymore, and not that often. Now I just emulate things. Metroid Prime right now.

I can't tbh I'm a NEET with no money or anything. I plan to try and get a part time job at least, soon and start driving lessons. Maybe in a few months I could come shopping with you. What would we shop for anyway? If you're a grill I could buy you nice pretty dresses.

Don't send anyone your tits lass. Be pure!

Fight me.

I will drown you in piss.

along with the any innocent bystanders

1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz creme de bananes
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 1/2 oz whipped cream

It's so tasty tho

You better come thru tho

We can group cosplay
Also you better last more than 2 drinks
Or at least 2 rounds ;3

soto tell me about your shirt

*kicks you*

lol double rekt

Like, if I'm really hungry (ideal circumstance for breakfast)

2 peppered over easy eggs on buttered toast with sides of well seasoned homefries and either corned beef hash or sausage links all with a tall glass of OJ (with pulp, haters).

Boosh. Now I'm starving.

Alternatively, there's this local breakfast diner that has their sausage gravy take on poutine. It's in a French Canadian area of the city, so it's vaguely legit lmao.

OOh, that's like refined stuff like Yngvie Malmsteen. Dem arpeggios^^

It's pretty fun. There's some new stuff going on rn to mix it up a little. Can't wait to play some more on Monday. Emulation is pretty cool. I've been meaning to get an n64 emu again.

It's far, far too late for that lmao

2 rounds... of what, sempai?

I got one a while back and played Ocarina of Time. I thought it was boring ngl. I had a N64 as a kid and yet now I struggle to think of anything I would want to play on it.

NO IT'S NOT!

I've never played any Zelda games

I like super mario 64 and starfox and yoshi story and rayman.

Beleib me, it is :p

My fondest memories of the N64 were playing WWF games with my best friend at the time. Maybe I should try Mario 64. I played it as a kid but idk how it would up.
t-t-tell me more

I thought it was pretty legit. Kinda want to do speedruns of all 120 again. I wonder what the record is.

What do you want to know?

I was wearing a regular white button up shirt with my trust leather jacket

thats it

Me needing new shirts lmaoooo

;3c

someone told me to ask about your shirt and i have no idea why

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm too shy now tbh. I don't wanna overstep.

Do you only like grills?
How many times did you do IT with someone else?
Do you like to hold hands with people?

feck off

Sounds legit as fuck my grilldude

lmao

:/

Bonghits for Satan^^;

DON'T BULLY ME!

a-a-are you laughing at me?

I'm not sure if you're serious or trolling.

This happens literally every community I ever tried to be a part of tbh
fml

seems like pretty sincere questions

do not give up hope

you have to stay determined!

^W^

Just dont tell your gf

To be specific its a "Botany 500" white button up shirt

She knows all about you.

thats awesome im just wondering why someone told me to randomly ask you about your non-specific shirt

It was contextually relevant.

HAIL SATAN

TEW LATE FAIRY

happens to me too. give it a little bit of time and people will learn

Oh fuck what do I do?

Sounds like a creeper

carnivorous boiPussy

haha. just have to deal with the crushing loneliness alone then

no problem

delicious burger

stay cool

What do I even do with all this shit now?

Why live?

It's not worthy of the tumblr, and I will now incinerate it.

Can we have a threesome?

better than people who constantly just shit out whatever they draw with no filter tbh

I doubt it.

I'll have a 3 way with you, Soto.

three-some three-some let a nigga see some

anyone actually have 3somes here?

be honest.

Ive used both hands at once, so yes. Ive a threesome

L M A O
M
A
O

I fooled around with a married couple a few times.

only when ive been drinking

*raises paw*

ooh, Bad dog!

Drinking definitely helps.

dont make it gay

i mean i was at an anime convention

There is absolutely nothing wrong with it as long as all involved are ok with it.

Oh. Well then that's a given.

I know this. I was doing an homage to your furry ;p

heard about an open invitation orgy up in room 5212 this year but decided to not check it out

Oh so we gotta have an affair then? :3

With who else tho?

Oh ooh ooh pick me

ironically the orgy was going to involve furries

or maybe that isn't ironic

I don't know.
Anyone I don't hate?

That narrows it down to like 2 posters
And they're pretty ugly lmao

Nooo. I love her, get rekt.

I was just asking if you did before.

god daaaaaaaaannnnnggggg

Give me options.
I'll tell you who I would fuck.

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Hiiiiii Soto

No.

holy shit thirsty even when you're surrounded by water

Acceptable answer.

I knew he'd say no so it was safe.

its like a ken doll

or barbie maybe

vaporeon cloacas

not lewd whatsoever

pls send butt pics

we do buy ken and barbie dolls for children so i would hope not

My butt is fat now because I'm lazy

HAI REVY!

PICS

cloaca is a dirty word

It really is. It feels like spoiled milk is pouring out of your mouth when you say it.

Ubiquitous moist oyster cloacas.

It's so late the sun has already been up for hours

i had a science teacher that told me he put cottage cheese in milk to stage a spoiled milk bet with a friend that he'd drink it for 50 bucks

yeah

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

LMAO

h-hi loco-tan~

Can anyone understand why 2pac's voice gives me a strange boner inside? BD didn't seem to have any idea

His voice is just so smooth and deep

I'm gonna sleep when the coffee wears off

How're you?

im pretty sure i suggested it might have been because of your lust for nigger cocks

Dog penis is objectively best.

That doesn't count

Dog penis looks pretty weird to me

Feels pretty good inside you though.

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inside boners are best boners

I've been in a weird allergy attack thing for like 2 days now, it's terrible. I need to get better before Sunday x_x

Work soon too :(

I'm not entirely comfortable with that

I'll probably just take your word for it and not do my own experimentation

Vitamin C supposedly can help a lot with allergies

What do you have on Sunday?

Never knock it till you try it.

I go to the girl's place after work sunday til wed.

taking ones word for it does not imply knocking it

It seems like it would feel good because the dog basically acts like a dildoing machine

But the idea is gross to me

Gross is a matter of opinion though

Try getting some Vitamin C pills ^^

The knot is really the part I'd say is best.

No inv to being uncomfortable

I just realized the op pic lol

I'm gonna try to find some legit benadryl before I leave for work. Trying to tough it out as long as possible so I don't get drowsy too quickly into my shift.

How are you doing?

it's so early tho

actually im doing surprisingly well all things considered! how are you doing you cute little blue amphibian?

super amazing

*sips beer*

*fixes hair*

*takes another sip*

*fixes hair again*

I added you on steam.

good thats great to hear, whats got you feeling so good?

cute

nothing
I am just naturally upbeat and cheery.

?

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you should bottle some of that up and sell it

that's not even really it since that is just when I logged on to steam, not the chat service. I haven't gotten on the chat service in like two years.

Nope, it's all mine.

guess i'll just have to hang around and pick up the sunbeams then

what are you even doing

ur cute

I do, i just opt out of logging into the chat service.

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TAKE THE HINT

you ever just sit on the toilet

like. i dont even have to go. im just... sitting here

It's not like you can't send or receive messages while offline

Also

I wanna cum inside Moshy's tight butthole tbh

I play things not on steam.

I sub for no one

battle.net?

eat my ass

You're a fucking furry tho
Like nigga come on

Now we have two eeveelution posters and both are equally good

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Nah, I already skipped ahead to the part where you got fucked so foreplay is long gone.

Are you telling me Im supposed to take furries seriously?

Dallas is a selfish lover.

Watch out Dallas, nezi knows filter-fu

No shit sherlock

You should pick one too

Rough, raw and wild like the good Lord intended.

Just their penises

Sorry charlie

Does he still wear those gauche fucking shutter shades these days? I've gotta know.

Don't associate with them

I don't*

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*kindles the thread*

some ya