Kurt Eichenwald: Meme Potential

Kurt posted this juicy tidbit. I made an empty format of it ready for some memey goodness.

This guy gets it.

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Hey, I'm working on ms paint right now, I wanna get the ball rolling.

Oh, thats not me btw, I just wanted to give the guy credit since I'm stealing his idea

So here's the deal, revisionists. I'm ur worst enemy. I have piles and piles of bunkers. Attack me all u want. I'll just keep bunkerizing.

So here's the deal, trash cans. I'm ur worst enemy. I have piles and piles of black clothing. Attack me all u want. I'll just keep rioting.

Good one!

So here's the deal,cultural marxists. I'm ur worst enemy. I have piles and piles gay porn. Attack me all u want. I'll just keep posting it.

kek

So here's the deal, cultural marxists. I'm ur worst enemy. I have piles and piles of gay porn. Attack me all u want. I'll just keep posting it.

So here's the deal, hardliners. I'm ur worst enemy. I have slices and slices of pizza. Attack me all u want. I'll just keep liberalising.

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t. Sargon

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You should learn how to modify HTML from your browser tbqh fam smh

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So here's the deal, trots. I'm ur worst enemy. I have piles and piles of ice picks. Attack me all u want. I'll just keep stabbing.

So here's the deal Kurt Eichenwald. I have piles and piles of seizure inducing tweets. Attack me all u want. I'll just keep eroding your sanity.

Didn't this guy almost get killed by some Holla Forumstard twitter troll?

No, this is the guy that watches tentacle porn with his kids

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Fun fact: His kids are adults.

Doesn't make it not weird, just a different kind.

In honesty, he was not watching tentacle porn with his kids. He was reading a MILF facesitting doujin that had no tentacles in it. He just made that story up.

Kurt going with "My kids and I were trying to convince my wife that tentacle porn exists" after being busted with a tab of that open still cracks me up