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At least the slope isn't covered in snow and ice, right?
69.420" btw
十二番足立甜花です。よろしくお願いします。
What
poor onaholes
I need an onihole
It's jagged and uneven
what's an onihole?
Is that better or worse?
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Easier to keep your footing than on ice, but still risky
what if you already have one but don't know because you can't see
Adachi Tenka - it's her name, I assume.
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It wouldn't give me the romaji
youre a programming boi
why would a program automatically open again after going through it's process successfully and closing
Google does that - it has an option in the bottom right of the JP box that lets you see it under it.
My dictionary only gave me the name, lmao.
I was using google :c
Cannot find this dakimakura cover anywhere
also tell me what i did wrong
#include "stdafx.h"
#include "stdio.h"
#include "Windows.h"
#include "Math.h"
int main(void)
{
int watts;
printf("Enter the value for the lightbulb's watts");
scanf("%d", &watts);
}
switch(watts)
{
case '15':
printf("125 Lumens");
case '25':
printf("215 Lumens");
case '40':
printf("500 Lumens");
case '60':
printf("880 Lumens");
case '75':
printf("1000 Lumens");
case '100';
printf("1675 Lumens");
Sleep(5000)
}
十二番足立甜花, すぐに来ます
What's the problem you're encountering first of all
Classic Visual Studio
Did you try making a new program with it? Like a fresh one with a new folder
Limited run by Ebten :^)
You missed a winky face
Lewd
so like make a new one and copy paste it?
i did lol
also
doesn't work either
Get rid of the cry tears
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also that switch thing isn't even inside of the function
man this is a mess
Also
You need to put breaks
case '15': printf("125 Lumens"); break;
Who knew Emma was a leet programmer~
am I?
dunno, no programs can do this unless they have some external service thing running that restarts the process from outside
or it has a thing where it restarts itself when it gets closed properly:
stackoverflow.com
??
*pat*
thank you im new to this
pls use code tags
[code] [ /code] without the space between [ and /
You would probably run into all the cases going through regardless of input if you didn't put breaks
Limited run just means I have to pay more money than it's worth
I think this is ok
#include "stdafx.h"#include "stdio.h"#include "Windows.h"#include "Math.h"int main(void){ int watts; printf("Enter the value for the lightbulb's watts"); scanf("%d", &watts); switch(watts) { case 15: printf("125 Lumens"); break; case 25: printf("215 Lumens"); break; case 40: printf("500 Lumens"); break; case 60: printf("880 Lumens"); break; case 75: printf("1000 Lumens"); break; case 100; printf("1675 Lumens"); break; } Sleep(5000);}
Also, why is it sleeping for 5000 seconds
it's millis
wow nerd
add a \n somewhere
also default case
It's probably part of the assignment to make it wait for 5 secs
it will close after 5 seconds
Wasn't it seconds in, what I'm assuming is, C?
*tap*
Yeah, but I couldn't find anywhere that sold it
Oh tru
If you couldn't find it, I have no chance
Haven't done any of this in almost a year, I'm glad I remembered what I did tbh lol
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nerd harder pls
link doesn't work :(
うぁt
I don't like programming
thanks for the help i got it working
yw i'm the best right
what the hell is that?
gj
same
It's what happens when you type what with japanese ime still on
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ウァtあうぇえb
Why did you hit space
oh i guess that makes sense, nvm i suck dick
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because this language uses spaces!
ye xd
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フckよう
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:(
sry
さめ
What kind of food should I get for supper?
Recommend me stuff
frietje speciaal
We don't have Dutch food
poutine uwu
My dad doesn't like poutine
Also I had pizza for lunch, so preferrably not greasy food
make some raclette
I have no idea how to make cheese
just buy some grated cheese you nigger
lol
I'd just eat the grated cheese instead
Make banh xeo.
The restaurant is packed
Please kill me
50 bucks to whoever puts me out of my fucking misery.
Allergies are just too much.
See Duke, you gotta offer money
I'd have thought the pleasure of killing me would be payment enough
I also don't have money
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What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
My work issued ESD straps and smock.
I'm going as a factory worker.
Spooky I know.
Wow Kyle, it's called your PPE (Personal Protective Equipment)
Get it right
also how do you do that whole program paste in the box format
[code.][/code] tags
[code.] hm [/code]
without the fullstop :3
hm
nice
Electro Static Discharge.
Don't be a fucking retard.
I know what PPE is. This shit doesn't protect me. It protects the equipment I work with.
George is my fullstop
Please Full Stop this.
Y-You didn't have to be so mean
Hey Sinni is it true you're a trap?
I am not a trap!!
*Electric slides*
Yeah. She just has a bigger dick than you.
Stealing my thread pictures ree!!!
Oh I'm sorry I used the wrong term
You're "trans" right?
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nah I'm just a regular woman
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I'm bored.
Do something!
I am >:C
Of course you are ^W^
You're so cute sometimes Sinni
back off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel condescended (I think that's how you spell that).
well shit
did it dide....
wheres all the white wimmin at
...also my desk is messy wat do
Clean it
effort tho
it has its moments but its less active than its ever been overall really, we do have a few new posters though
ohh new ppl?
classy...
it was severely dying off what i fucked off tho
:V I'm a new poster still technically
I'm a new poster, tee hee, guess my name :^)
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welcome newfriend...
i recognize you btw
yes you are very new, you are one of the newbies i was meaning
yanno... you been around a long while, js
i mean if you're still gay when you're 60 you'll be an- okay i'll stop now
I mean, consistent posting for over 5 years I would say I'm an old fag at this point.
Yay hi! How are youdoing?
I wouldn't say *very* new
have a (you)
pretty sure newfag and oldfag have just been bait memes from the start to pick out unrefined posters who would even try to gauge such a thing as a valuable metric
were you here at the end of 2016? or have you been here for like, part of this year?
i would concur... thats a long time to stick with any one online community
im doing quite well, yourself?
I've enjoyed maybe 10 % of it.
pretty sure being a newfag would just make you more prone to falling for bullshit
ie: gold accounts, etc.
oh yea... its all awful
the internet is fucking terrible
just part of this year.
I'm doing good! hanging out with moogs :3c
there is a supposed origin for the newfag meme word, and i'm just saying from what i have read it's been a bait term from the start, that's all
At least I have you papito.
How're you, Papito?
i mean i guess that's long enough to get to know everyone now lmao, you've already seen like some of the folks who rarely come out of the woodwork at all anymore
right on... doing anything fun?
i think youre probably right
bueno figlio mio, how are you bby
poor sinni was like stuck here while clint and dallas were talking about alice2 and old crazy ponyposters like "am i doin this right!??"
lol clint and dallas, kermit and dallas*
Yee, I'm more just a normie at this point.
We're watching jesus hotline stuff?
All right, I think.
which ironically is just the opposite of normie here
;c what do you mean
i mean that we are not normal here? which is probably pretty self-evident by now
the youtube channel?
...i really should say hi to alice. been months.
im a terrible person
well thats good. i need to catch up with everyone.
considering that everyone always says "frikken normies" with disdain here fairly regularly
a terrible person among terrible people, you are among friends
inb4 frogs
idk I think you guys are pretty normal, just a lot of history.
I'm not sure! It's really funny tho
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luls were had
well i wont argue with what seems like a compliment haha
im ashamed of myself, my trek knowledge is super weak
yee, you're all very cool
I love it lol. How are you doin, what are you up to?
just not nerdy enough... nerd is the new normie. damn hipsters
must be a fan of
star trek
star wars
javascript
angsty folk music
other things not listed here
Newfag support group
nothing... i have nothing productive all day.
got a roadtrip this weekend, so thats a thing
...my ass is asleep
hai my name is x and im a newfag
Wanna swap Discords???? xP
hm?
That sounds nice!! I hope you have a good time.
ty, ayup
strange that im preferring the outside world to image forums lately.
do you see fresh air often?
Was making a shitty joke
Sorry
I try too! Though as of late I've been enjoying chatting with everyone every day and hanging with moog :3c
no ur ok I'm just stoop
oh... back to moog thing
...are you two like roomies for lovers or something
second time youve mentioned him... and im just curious
yeah im hitting that
...not that theres anything wrong with that
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mazel tov
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Hello.
How ya doin!
I'm congested to shit.
I don't have the energy to do shit.
Sounds awful, I hope you feel better!
afk, making foods... maybe back later but proly not
Graci.
How was work & stuff
Ok.
Just ok?
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oh my god i just got the banner with Erio and Buttfox erping for the first time
I've been kind of sick so it won't be a good day at work.
If you're still sick you should take a sick day and rest?
If I miss more than I have I'll lose my job.
yeah but you have them for a reason, so don't go over but use the days you can to rest? Going to work sick isn't a good idea!!
No like, I seriously can't miss any time.
Like I'm out after the one day.
Jeez. Good luck, only two more days right?
1
she means till the weekend
Good luck!!! I believe in you
Nah, he don't work on friday
oh well what did you mean then?
i hate having so few sick days
Thank you, darling.
I miscounted.
I don't have any sick days cause I don't work qq
yea its not fun, luckily with a private business owner its easier to haggle sick days or make excuses for things that really need to be done, but its not always the case
luckily my boss is kind of chill and smokes weed in the alley sometimes before he goes home to his family (ive spelled it coming from the alley when he was outside before lmao)
smelled*
Want to watch a FF run this weekend?
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If george is down with it, sure! I have no real plans other than hang with him
Sounds pretty chill
ikt, I have something for you.
Alright.
I'm going to see if Michael wants in again too.
though I might stream from something with audio./
Going to go play Splatoon with Snuffles.
hav fun
Rin, I have something for you
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Next poster, I have something for you
hi
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Man, my facial hair is like light blonde/silver already
I haven't shaved in like 2 weeks and it's so noticeable now
It makes me feel old af
I don't want your dick.
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I was gonna give you a hug ;~;
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hug me instead soto
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Oh.
Hugs are always acceptable.
I think.
I don't know that the Commander would mind, at least, and I love hugs.
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give me your courage to go out and fuck traps
hot hot traps
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I was like gonna hug you and press my concealed boner against you then probably grab your ass
Totally worth getting slapped
Besides you're not even strong so it won't even hurt
Honestly it's not even hard to fuck traps
The hardest part is probably finding a hot/passable trap
Once you find one it's pretty easy to approach them and talk to them
85% of the time they will share the same interests as you and just go on from there
Lightly tease/bully them and if they seem to not get butthurt and kinda enjoy it then you slowly keep doing so until you get somewhere
Don't be too mean or else you'll just end up hurting their feels and scaring them off
It's like a whole thing on how to approach and like talk to traps
N-Not like I'd know or anything
I have been told that my punches feel like getting bitch slapped by Skeletor.
didnt expect such a serious reply to this but your insight is appreciated none the less. and yea you're so right, like not knocking the lifestyle but finding hot crossdressers is very hard it seems
How much do you weigh anyways?
Yeah honestly finding passable ones are the hardest part
Getting in their pants is pretty easy cause traps are super horny all the time for some reason, most of them are submissive too so you gotta do most of the work
yea no shit i can imagine they'd be a little sexually deviant if they are going around in woman's clothes in public, they can pretend it's a lifestyle all they want but they just want some dick
sources: the trap MASTER telling me most traps are horny all the time
Somewhere in the range of 115lb.
Very rarely am I ever made to feel fat.
Anime cons are the place to find em though
It's the only place where crossdressing/crossplaying is considered "normal"
lol I havent fucked a trap in ages dude
Just mediocre looking women lately
Damn, you're thin af
I assume you're like 5'7 or someshit
Do you just not gain weight or keep that weight cause you're like a trap or whatever?
I'm at 138 rn
I'm underweight, dwai.
Spot on for the height.
I don't go out of my way to keep this weight, I just don't put it on very easily.
So am I.
Damn you're thin af and short too
Now I want to bully you and pick you up irl
Snuffles kicked my ass at Splatoon.
I am shame.
I want to fuck Rin in front of Commander
Get fucked, scrub.
I still haven't beat Cuphead
I'm still on Isle 3
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thanks for the cum
Welcome
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Holy heck, please don't.
That is forbidden.
master?
Sure, why not
Who's Commander anyways?
Tokai?
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master~!
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its not what it looks like
oh yea i find hot small boys in dresses all the time at cons for some reason, people make fun of me and pretend like everyone was fat and ugly there and im like pfsssssh no!! thre was like 20,000 people there for fuck sakes
Sh shh shh, it's okay baby- I can be your new daddy~
now this is a weird one
No.
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a contender huh?
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...bitch
you're not allowed to die yet
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didn't you give someone a footjob once
where the fags at
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well they were here
who?
Why even live, tbh
UR A FEG
oh hi son
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mommy?
i am feeling more mommy today
i didn't link anyone for a reason :^) the individual can divulge what they wish
nice
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alright
who in here gave a footjob, I wanna know
hi what s uyp son
me
we have a curious lady here now
gay
no it was good ask dad
making sinni uncomfortable with my love of percocet and generally gossiping while listening to TCR
stop there
i do not like addictive drug
MOLLY PERCOCET
What if love is my drug, and I'm addicted to that? Is that okay?
also working on programming some
molly might be fun
ok thats better
dog not drug
ew
love is his dog??
salt shaker
maybe yes
I-I think I'm the dog in my situation...
we don't have a fund for collars and leashes someone start a patreon
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Who are the recipients?
My id color looks like boogers.
any code bois here
dogs i guess, actual self-proclaimed dogs though not me
W-what?
Oh I though you said cute bois
So Rin and who else?
Tempted to fund it already.
thats gay
I-I'm not a dog, just
if someone in my situation is a dog
I think it must be me.
W-wow, Mom...
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i forgot to type
i wanted to do the whole [code][\code] thing but it was too big
So you did.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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me rn
no inv
hello again...
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It's aight.
when the fuck did you do molly
What's up sama it's been a few months...
How are you?
Last year, buddy got some on a deal with a shitload of weed, he didn't have anyone to sell it to so I was all "well maybe cut me a deal on it?" Bada bing bada boom.
mail me some
hiya batr
ive been better, been worse too... would complain but whod listen lol
how are you good sir
someone pause the internet and fix me a sammich
Nah, that's how the dealer I used to know got his ass busted by Homeland Security. Bad juju dealing with registered post.
emma
I'd like to hear what you have to say more than anybody else in this community if it'd help you to let out but I wont stress if you wanna keep it in I know how you are
I'm in a shit place myself
I moved out with my mom and brother from the family we've been with for the past 4 years and the stupid pieces of shit we lived with went and did some irresponsible dumb fucking shit and now our dog that was our families, not ours, not theirs, is going to get killed
Meanwhile My mom still lets the stupid nigger who's responsible for it come visit our house to hang out and drink when alcohol was his entire fucking issue in the first place that let to our families splitting up
I wish I could just kill the guy or break all his bones or stab him or something but I dont wanna go to jail and I dont wanna physsically feel that
She keeps trying to get me to go and visit Tater but If I go see him now for the first time since we moved out then It's just going to make him happy for a while and then even more sad when we leave
Every time I think about him sitting in the poiund on the cement floor in those shitty kennels they have with all the dogs barking I get pissed off
like real fucking hot
It's not his fault he bit someone and the stupid piece of shit who owns him is far more violent than that dog ever has been or ever will be
I wish they'd put him down before they put the dog that's been more of a family to me than anyone except my real father
wow man
so like he HAS to get put down because he bit someone? fuck... id take in the dog jst to keep him away from that shit. the asshat that caused it should have his kneecaps busted.
whyd the dog bite?
what the fuck
So yeah this piece of shit who owns the dog has some kids there who live there, were my half brothers and sisters, we all ived together, 2 of them who live there
but he also has a 10 year old who comes to viisit once every other weekend
And the dog's snapped at her before because she was fucking with him while he was eating his food and nobody was watching the kid
So that was warning number 1 from the town we're in even though he hardly even bit this little kid's hand
So because of that anytime that little kid came over we'd muzzle up the dog
who's never bit nobody else and only did that because obviously, you know he's a dog and this little kid was getting in his face while he was eating
Well, the dude who owns the dog was spending the day drinking like always and this girl was there and apparently with no supervision or permission brought her little 10 year old friend over who
I wasn't therre Idk how true this is
But apparently when tater was getting some water
she stuck her face next to him and he bit her on the face
So I mean my dog shouldn't have bit a little kid in the face
But I wanna know why the fuck my dog bit a little kid in the face
A kid who wasn't supposed to be in that fucking house in the first place and had no adult supervvision
So because of the owner's addiction and lack of giving a fuck about the dog, now my family member, a dog who I brought home as a puppy and Slept alongside for years is now suffering in a cold jail
Without any idea of why or what's happening
And he's going to get killed
and nobody but me gives a fuck it seems
My bitch of a mom is even been getting angry at me trying to say 'dont blame the owner'
the stupid cunt tried to have the fucking nerve to tell me that the dog deserved it
How fucking delusional is she?
It makes me angrier and angrier and every time I see the stupid piece of shit's face I rage out but there's nobody left for me to talk about this with
Shit sucks and I feel terrible and it's just been building up worse and worse
He's still alive and I can't take him because the city took him
he only has a few more days left
everyone knows ya blame the owner...
fucking if the parent of that dumbass wanted to press charges they arent going to assess the dog. THEY ASSESS THE OWNER.
now Tater has multiple offenses. but offense #1 shoulda been a big clue to the owner to get some behavioral traning... hes scum man
^dont
forgot a word there, sorry
wait no... actually i didnt.
erm
oh yeah It's also my 5th anniversary of posting
I've been thinking about joining TP for some drinks this friday before i head out
maybe it;ll be a good time
What's new for you in your time away?
so youre in chicago?
idek stuff man
been on medical leave.. about 3 weeks now.
were gonna phase me out as on onsite and let me work from home here shortly. some...things happened.
Nahh I still live in the same town
Are you going to be able to keep yourself afloat sama? I hope you heal up if it's something that can be healed
You work yourself like a machine and look what went and happened
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its a push on the daily...
youre right tho. years and years of forcing myself at work have really piled up.
I collapsed at work about 3 weeks ago, got took to the ER with chest pains.
they did all the motherfucking tests. ruled out the heart and cancer. I had had an anxiety attack.
No matter how disconcerning that may be It's a releif
my best friends old man passed away not long ago from some cardiac shit and I just saw the guy the night before but it was known for a while he had issues
Keep on ahead of it and you'll keep yourself alright
You've got people who depend on you sama you can't give up yet
So what's your thoughts on the anxiety you ever had to deal with that kind of stuff before?
Tried any medication?
If you dont wanna get on this topic we can switch to something else I dont wanna stress you out tonight
I'm glad to find myself in your company and Kinda a lil bewildered tonight
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its cool yea...
ive had attacks before, this one was p strong.
got chronic pain in my left leg, kills my sleep, agonizing to walk on every single fucking day man. when i step on it it causes my blood pressure to rise... thats what made this last one worse.
im on vicodin, flexerol, hydroxyzene and lisinopril.
and i dont need it really that much but i have a cane
dicks
That's okay
Cane's are sexy
sama you're on that House m.d Shit
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILST THE MEN ARE TALKING
sup babe
i didnt have one custom but i picked out a pretty nice wood one from a guy that makes em
yah my sister said that... i am become house
not much sugar pants hbu
I hit up my old man the other day and talked with him a little bit and he said this holiday when I come up to visit he'd roll some jitsu with me :)
I'mma get my ass kicked but I'm excited
It'll be a good learning experience anywaysMaybe if I stick with it a few years I'll be able to take on my old man someday
I've been hype the past few days to go with my brother and circle of mates but they've all been busy
Lame!
what kind of stuff do you do for entertainment now adays that youa ren't a posting?
thinkin bout headed to wendys w my boi
been busy busy
entertainment? thats like fun or something isnt it?
...out of town this weekend to visit my youngest, so thats something
pick me up a sammich
u 2 far fam
I guess you're a little busy for that huh?
Getting older means trading fun for responsibilities I guess.........
Still though that sounds like a good time
seems like yesterday I remember you talking about having that one ; /
you mean... i have to get my own damn sammich?
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
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been 2 years and 8 months
come the fuck at me bro
You know thinking about it
I think I Recall you talking about having the one before that too unless I'm a bit off
You are The family man of Holla Forums
and for that I love you like an uncle : 3
alex is 5 now
grim you eat a baconstor
It's so completely mindblowing for me to think about spawning another life and one day having conversations with that kid lol
you know with their own personality...
He's gonna live a life just like us alll.........
well I mean
hopefully not like US all but
y-you get what I mean.....
you gonna be quivering like this kpop idol boi
nani
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"Trying to get property of non-object /Holla Forums/howitzer-base/http/post.php:1093"
the fuck
yah, its pretty amazing... and scary
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brb
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idk what that means
I've put some thought into this usually before i go to sleep or when I'm alone late at night and it's one of the reasons (Aside from being half competant at even taking care of myself) That I dont think I could do it
i dont want my kids getting hurt or feeling sadness or
Fuck, anything negative at all really
tomoko posters are a cute! cute!
She is precious
the cutest!!!!
sorry, had to got fix a sammich no thanks to grim...
id say you just kinda ease into the role over time, but that shits a lie.
when I was a kid I thought something kinda naturally happened that makes adults adults but the older I get the more I realize we're all just kids in big bodies
with some more childlike than others
I've been trying to improve myself but fuck it's hard
hey man no judgement here...
Thanks Sams
You're a true friend to me
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NEW
NEW
NEW
*brohug
the error message 8ch gave me when I tried replying to u