Making this thread on my phone you little shits

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I like it here, I get to shitpost, but three more hours or so

wa-wa-wa--wallace

You don't actually miss them do you?

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nope not at all wallace was crayz but that avatar will always be wallas

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Whatever you wanna associate it with pal

someoen sounds jealous

it's okay BD I'm using Darwin's avatar myself :3

I don't know whether to use CBBE or Dimonized UNP.

CBBE

CBCC

More disturbed than jealous

Yea Darwin has always been kind with his folders

George doesn't love me

I usually do, but there's this cute armour that's actually, like, low-fantasy armour that I really like.

The important detail and implication is that the armour is for UNP.

NO
HE GAVE IT TO ME PERSONALLY
BECAUSE WE'RE VERY GOOD FRIENDS

i always love you

even when i have to punish you

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Sibbi, pain is love.

Amen

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Everything is fair game as long as it's within bounds of the contract.

:V We have rules rather than a contract

sorry was aiming for your eyes

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At the end of the day, it's really the same thing, isn't it?

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Bretty much

Having a written contract just means that if the Commander leaves a mark someone can't try to call domestic violence on it.

Can I delete that post?

I don't know in what situation someone would call domestic violence on that.

I don't really tell people about my life, so some might just assume.

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i can

i wont

Ye but it's not any of their business so why worry about what they think, no like they *could* do anything.

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I suppose.

What if I say please?

nah

uwu

What is I beg and plead?

give it a shot

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I don't have any pictures of one of my avatars prostrating themselves, so...

Jeez talk about an ass beating

youre SOL i guess

I'm confused

Drat.

Wherefore?

all of it.

If only there wasn't a vagina included.

I was (not really) trying to get Moogs to delete the post I made implying the Commander beating me.

Ur just biased

I'm not even into that whole heavy bruising thing

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Why do you keep posting pictures of Sibbi?

Ah :3c what's wrong with beating

noice

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I think the fact that I want him to says nothing.

I'm not the only one who realized, am I?

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What did she mean by this?

I'm not biased, vaginas are just gross.

Be nice, someone in get has a vagina

Someone wishes maybe

In this thread

Sinni is a girl, like actual for real girl

I was mentioned o0o

Yeah sure

ive had a vagina for years and you people never give me any special treatment

You should have talked to soto. He could have given you a good dickin'.

Oh brother not this again

:l

The only girl around here is Neru.

But he's a fat Norwegian dude.

This is getting too gay for me

Anyways loco no one said anything about a vagina granting special privileges just how gross or not gross they are

leave the lady be

This is why I don't let my girlfriend come here

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what's he gonna do, ban me(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I'd chuckle.

Have to make this a safe space :^)

This meme, it's nice.

A fly marrying a bumble bee!?

????

I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT! BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!

I told you I'd shoot, why didn't you believe me!

At least he gets it

Also same second post

The little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly.

Hot damn, that's good.

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Ren and stimpy memes deary

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Thank you Wikipedia.

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Megumean

mega meme

Oh hey been a while since I've seen that furfag music, but I liked that one

ur a meme

shut up cunt

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im sorry daddy had to yell at you. but you make me is all

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i know

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excuse you

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Why is "rick and Morty sauce traded for car" at the bottom of my phone

one sec

ill punish you in a moment

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Mean

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that didn't say what I thought it said woops

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I am here to save you from the furries.

Gas them.

All of them.

Thank god

The hero

of zero

"punished" scootaloo

youtu.be/FspgZhJKFKM?t=46m28s

i didnt know this game was so good

time to 420 blaze it

(actually saved that picture for the tumblr name in the corner made me lol)

same

I scraped out all the reclaim/resin yesterday too fuuuu

never really realized how dangerous some of the metal gears really were, like forget being able to launch a nuke wherever you want on a mobile battle platform, imagine having a floating railgun that you could fly around?? fucking sweet

:V george is away,

he's super gay uwuwuwuuwuw

super
gay

The gayest

reclaim is fuckin gross lol
still better than resin but ehh

i just picked up my fat ass weekly quarter and its purple af holmes

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oh noooooooo

i was just making a meme anyways

Good going you brought him back

He's eating ribs, continue the bashing

He's a giant gay!!

He eats dicks 4 breakfast and watches Will & Grace religiously!!!

your pork eating is offending muslims everywhere you giant gay

He likes Perez Hilton and drinks pina coladas!!

i like white russians but even those arent that gay

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music posters are appreciated

well it just so happens I like that song

????

You don't remember? We ran into each other.

Reclaim is gross but goddamn it gets you ultra faded

Resin is like last resort shit, like addicted to weed type shit

What strain?

I'm super confused.

im also blitzed

Exception to that, I was on vacation for a week, had time to clean my pipe from black to see through clean, and it was high grade weed so the resin just kind of roller up until it all came off the pipe, mixed that with some dense weed, and B)

Rolled up*

Seems to be routine here. Lets be real.

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Resin can either smell really good or really bad, and it depends on a number of factors like how burnt it is and if it was left wet

Don't be a disappointment.

Too late

thats what your mom said to me (and i wasnt)

Well here I am now, I'm a fan of you.

Not so much of you, hello.

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yea i tend to spread myself a little thin, you use too much of some spreads and the toast just gets all funky

back off there hombre

yea dont make him lift his head off his desk

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if only kermit could see me now

My slinky, daddy.

yea you missed that last night

thank god for you

Well you enjoy playing that game.

Funky toast eh, hehe oh well, maybe I'll take it up with Erio since you seem keen on getting to me.

Man you did quote me now, what happened to you posting selfies?

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mfw about to watch two dogs get into a fight

did i leave that impression? i made no attempt to contact you that i know of, especially since i don't know who you are

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You a dirty rabbit boy.

You and your ways my son.

Good bye.

are you talking about that one pic of my boi pussi

wait

hoooly shit, what are you talkin about

NO WAIT STAY I'M NOT REALLY POSTING RIGHT NOW

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man thats definitely impressive that you would go to such lengths to get another poster to stay

Ask me anything about Cool Cat. I'm beyond informed now.

yeah 9 words is a huge fuckin stretch

BD when do you invite your gf here and we can strengthen the uwu of this thread

i mean i would have just reached around my pants and hit the button through the fabric but thats tragic enough for me to suspend my disbelief

Bd dont bring your gf here please

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i mean it sounded like you were basically saying "wait its okay to post because im not here"

correct me if im wrong

he left because I posted, dumbass

she doesnt even have power right now so thankfully i can safely disregard this question for now

You can't just go to the bathroom and change it?

no yea i got that, its what i said

His girl is a sandnigger you don't want her here.

My phone was locked and it's by an app that makes a small button on the screen to unlock with so I don't hit shit when it's playing.
I couldn't hit it so it was stuck.

I couldn't be fucked.

i only posted to poke shit at him and then I got roped into your rhetoric

that is a very lewd not lewd picture

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based scoots

its just amazing how okay you are with being aware that someone doesn't want to post because you are there, but im sure those people ecist for me as well

Definitely not lewd though.

exist*

when the fuck did I say that was okay?

i mean its definitely not lewd, its just an interesting choice on the part of the artist

you know what i'm talking about *points at eyes, points at you*

i mean if you arent okay with it i assume you'd be apologizing or something rather than making jokes about it in all caps

Yes, but definitely not lewd in any way.

I said, word for word, 'NO WAIT STAY I'M NOT REALLY POSTING RIGHT NOW'

Because I hadn't posted for an hour or so before I made my one dog fight comment

which is to imply that I will leave the thread
and they can keep posting in the thread

because I didnt want to be the reason they didnt post

6:30 PM - Daiakuma ⛧: Why are you oppressing the people of Holla Forums so much
6:31 PM - BD is now Offline.

Oh great now that cunt bc's gonna show up too

Stop oppress

Calm your roll m8

ok

That was this menace to society in the log

BD not bc

How's your drawing coming? ^^

On hold until I catch up on math.

At least that's a reasonable excuse :3

How are you doing?

im not going to prompt you further but i got my eyes on you

yes well i would recommend just slightly changing how you interact so you can stay and they won't mind but you know i'm not perfect on that either

i actually didnt see that message before i offlined but lol

Pretty good, getting used to being sober again x3

I've had a ton of energy since I stopped smoking weed; sometimes it's actually a bit hard to handle but I manage

You?

ahh my little retard

the pic he didn't want you all to see!!!

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What outlets do you use for all that extra energy?
Are you getting a job or something, why the decision to go sober?
I'm alright, been really tired lately. Finally been finding a bit of motivation for school so I hope that I can turn something around.

D-don't stare.

We had a sparrow fly through our house.

Lol what a fag.

im not grim so that does nothing for me, but what is even the goal of pieces like that

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birds are fun

jfc

yes
let me just
let me just

slightly change how I interact with someone I have 5 years of bad blood with

user-Be-Gone.

Kill all anons

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i mean they seem pretty cryptic and nobody i know knows much about them, i wouldnt worry about it too much and just say fuck em really

Cute pictures need a goal?

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I'm not an user, I'm just a tripfag with no name.

okay suggestively cute things can be cute but there's like rapid peach cute and then there's some of those images you are posting cute, that one is fine though

I know who it is though

Oh that's the edgy faggot who posts clint eastwood isn't it

i mean yea, its Renz, whoever that is

Rapid peach?

Not you, Dallas.
The other user.

Yeah Idk why they changed their name but they've been here much longer than everybody else in this thread

rabid peach* like you said phone posting is degenerate

That's Baddog

I don't know what to do with this- Are you scared? Aroused? Shocked? Use your words, dude.

okay so you can be a dodgey faggot about it and i can just not care or you can drop a name

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It's Dak
not like you'd even know him by his other name

hes conflicting on whether he wants to leave it at that or keep calling me a faggot user and asking me to leave hahahaha

nah ive heard stories about Dak from Dallas and other people, wasnt he around in 2008 when i was still posting as someone from rurouni kenshin?

I don't know what rabid peach is though.

you're just grasping at straws here
I beleive our conversation is finished

rapid peach is like a shitty nintendo meme with one of the newer mario games thats like x-com

RABID****

ill take that as a yes he was around in 2008 and i just never interacted with them, not much was happening before 2008

look nigga if i didnt know about them why would they be saying im trying to get in contact with them through Erio

lick my ass

I don't follow these things.

I gave it a google. Pretty meh.

Shoot yourself in the face

this is why you got hit

What the fuck are you talking about?

yea its just a silly thing

say fuck more it makes you look cool

I concur with the transsexual shut-in, Matthew. Shoot yourself in the face.

if you dont want to hear anything from a tranny why are you concurring with it? and how is bard a tranny??

you ganging up on me? ;o you're gonna make me hard

Keep jacking off to animals
it
well it doesn't really do much for you

makes me lots of neat friends :)

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Why don't you and all your dogfucking friends get together and hang yourselfs or drink some poisoned punch

because then most of the thread would be gone lmao, including most of the mods

And you wonder why I'm pissed the fuck off?

YOU choose to stay here

Keep your shit between you two.

It's between more than me and BD

It's just a fucking picture, you don't need to tip your fedora and fly into a formal debate every time I post something, I am not just letters on a screen.

Also they're a dude who obsesses over little girls and shows about them therein- I chose the less egregious thought for how much the boy ain't right.

honestly I'm not even mad at bd

Fuck you Mugen

then tell him to hang himself.
Not any dog fucker he associates with.

the fuck did i do, boy

can I be involved in this fight

i dont even know what this shit sandwich consists of

what else is it?? Why the fuck does Renz/Dak know/want/speak of me? can't really do much besides fuck about when i don't know what's going on

i obsess over little girl shows?? what now

lol some of the earlier intial D faces looked pretty bad but that looks alright

Honestly Bard is probably just mad at himself and hasn't realized it yet.

bard you are a fucking pussy kill yourself

i am SO confused right now, is this what world war 3 is going to be like

Blood chan and autism chan broughtt all there retard tranny fuck friends here from fuck all knows land on Holla Forums and now you're bringing in half the furry thread

I mean, don't goad him guys.

Big words from a horsefucker

yea god forbid we offend all the dog fuckers

Go chug the cool aid you corn growing white nigger

I don't know or care?

People could easily say the same about your connection to the Alice thread being why they came here.
Stop drawing false narratives.

nigga shut the fuck up this is my fucking board now.

We aren't new we've BEEN here like what the hell, point out all the new furries to me pls

uwu the mod gets off his ass

no wonder its fucking shit

He goads himself tbh

You took the Only thing I have left in my life

I hope you suffer the worst fate
Enjoy it

TBH threads were better when bard wasnt constantly having a mental breakdown like some 5 year old babby

You're just retarded, so you have the mindset of a child, you are like a little boy- And a little boy obsessing over little girl shows is just a faggot.

But then nobody would be talking about anything

You need to work on your insults friendo

Imagine... Bad Dog being a pedoscum... he is just sci with a different proxy

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buh bye boo boo

little girl shows? i-is it because i watch rick and morty? you gotta meet me half way here pal whats the little girl show i watch/obsess over

i am MORBIDLY confused

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Kind of hope Sci has killed himself.

We should ban Bard.

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the only thing i have left in my life

I saw him not that long ago unfortunately

I am going to bully bard so hard he kills himself. Then I will be the Hero of Kvatch,

imagine i didnt say anything here because if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all, but this is a reply

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Hey, Bad dog, why dont you like... go yiff in hell...

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today was a good day

U-uwwaaaaahhhhh~~

b u m p

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Lets be honest, bard has been drinking the moon shine a little much lately.

Wait. Did you ban Bard?

What?

id really rather not talk shit about someone that is no longer here bothering us, we can, you know, do things now

you and george are cool

Thank god he banned bard.

Read the replies to the beginning, you fucked up. You asked why I said Bard was a tranny, I said they obsess over little girl shows, which makes them either a tranny or a pedophile, I chose the more charitable term to call them. You dropped the ball in reading comprehension and somehow interpreted this as me referring to you. You repled, "i obsess over little girls shows. what now" which due to punctuation errors I took as a declaration of challenge, leading us to here.

Really Matthew, do I have to do ALL your thinking for you?

lol no

I'm cooler though.

when it comes to matters like this absolutely yes 100%

If we get text walled I'm blaming you, George.

i'm atleast 20% coller

cooler*

Nah!

do you think bard has the dedication to text wall? they seem more impulsive to me really

Squash who are some good bara not furry doujin artists.

No Matthew, you just didn't put two and two together that when a person is replying to you directly, "they" is not referring to you.

thats a good one im saving it just telling you

HAHAHAHAH HEY GUIZE LETS USE OUR IRL NAMES IN THREAD
ISNT THAT LIKE
LE COOL

fucking drink bleach

Why Tho

Missed you drunkenly (and falsely) declaring that no human has ever defeated a chess computer before?

lmao

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100% Covfefe.

Yes.

Who is sinni anyway? Some ran do nobody who just HAPPENS to be dating the mod? or the one really pulling the strings.

cuck

look whatever little thing you're trying to spark here isn't going to happen, miscommunication's happen and i'm not going to let you furiously jerk off all over these poor people

aw shit hide

Darn, me neither.

Sinni is too owo to do anything questionable.

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he dat alice cuck

he dat nerdy fuck

he dat sad ass boi

i dont mind Dallas calling me Matthew

and he knows i dont care and am fine with it so stfu

is Dallas wastey

how about no
It is stupid as fuck
what else would I expect from a bunch of furry cunts
so vapid and up their own arses.
kys

That's my name stop trying to wear it out

Good one scoots nice one my dude
nice
that's a hot as fuck take

Too late

Nah!! He's the coolest!!!

Hi I'm Sinni!

I'm not smart enough to really pull any strings, I'm sorry.

yee pretty much

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Dallas is clint not wastelander if thats who you mean

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I thought British people were supposed to be proper and gentlemanly. Come on, give us a "pip pip, cheerio!"

all these new threads are cancer