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When you cum, but he keeps on succ'n Edition
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When you cum, but he keeps on succ'n Edition
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I might be about to start Fallout 4 over for the third time in as many days.
Never mind that needs the DLCs that I don't have.
I'll show you working it.
I meant the game and mods to do what I want them to.
What were you thinking?
Tomatoes don't rawr! Silly
CBBE is for girls tho
Too lazy to find one for boys.
I don't play a boy, and I rarely take the clothes off peoples' backs anymore anyway.
make a mod where you're taken to a raiders rape dungeon when you die
Why would it be a raider rape dungeon, though?
Raider's ain't shit - it should be based on what you died to.
Supermutant rape would be sexxier anyway.
You're all such fags, goddamn
Why is Megumin so incredibly perfect?
She doesn't even have a dick!
Calm your homolust
Stop acting like it's not what you wish she's packing in her pants as well
Megumin is perfect as she is.
Then give her the D so she at least has one
I infact did restart Fallout 4 again because I added a mod that tweaks ammo, and how firing guns works, and my .308 was renamed but still pointed right so while it didn't really matter it was really confusing.-
Now I'm listening to my Starcraft music while I make a new face.
Vagina is preferrable.
riiight, not gonna trick me
The only mods I do are shit like playable children, killable children, hair and faces, and high res texture packs.
I am the heartless loli of the waste.
I've considered it but for everything I have to work with kidlets I'd need probably easily triple my mod-load.
It's, like, the one immersion quality I don't have installed because heck.
ikt, I made you some chicken tendies for lunchies.
stir fry or sammich and early night?
Stir fry sandwich
what kind of casual do you take me for, scoob?
Adding kids, playable and otherwise.
And being the cold-hearted loli sniper witch that rules Lexington.
Then you have your answer
in order to cook it i need to engage full house cleaning mode tho
They aren't that crazy, I went for max immersion actually, I had a lot of mods for environmental mods, I wasn't as worried about names on guns or ammo specifications though, that's trivial,
I might still have screen caps
It was fallout3, I have done no mods in 4.
What kind of sauce did you want for dipping?
Oh, FO3 was easy.
I had kids, killable and playable, environmental shit - I didn't have the same weapon overhauls as I do now in 4, though.
Chilli sauce nom
its not like i cant do it, but fuck me if i cant be arsed
and then they fucked, the end
Well. If you do it now. Then you wont have it to do later.
Like ive just done a mock theory test, washed up and hoovered. Though I cannot be bothered.
im hungry now, shits gonna get washed
now i kinda want haddock tho
Oh, I won't be modding until I build myself a rig, my last one was great, but after 8 years and a hard drive everything else wasn't worth reusing.
i had to go to the local internet cafe today and there was a portly young fellow with unkempt facial hair in sweatpants watching the anime with the girl ikt posts and you could hear the squeaking lolis bleeding out of his earphones
it was harrowing
A true man of culture.
he was also downloading shit through mega and making it so the internet was unusuably slow for everyone else.
Why not stir fry and haddock
and watching spanish let's plays on youtube
when the ad for the new jumanji started playing he watched it through to the end
you really have to wonder about some people.
Please remember to bring your dishes to the sink when you're finished eating so I can clean them ~
The best part of modding FO3 and Oblivion was getting to the point where the game couldn't even function anymore.
then again i watched the trailer for the new jumanji and i thought it was pretty good so who am i to judge.
did you kill him
wait why do YOU need to go to an internet cafe
do these things even still exist lmao
i was in town at the atm and it wouldn't give me my money
so i went into the internet cafe to check my bank account and apparently i've been charged fees and my account is empty
and while i was there i put my copy of pokemon y on ebay so i could get some money to buy food
I lost my nail clippers and now my nails are really long and it's kind of gross.
just keep them clean underneath and paint them
girls got long nails, it's alright
It's really awkward doing certain things with long nails, and because I bite them when anxiety levels raise they're uneven and polish is a bad idea.
Maybe once I start relaxing in general.
That's something I do when I start getting anxious.
Sporty girls and dykes don't. :thinking:
Are you sporty?
I never got that far.
I played through most of fo3 3 times before I even used cheats, and then a few more times before I modded anything.
maybe the polish will deter you from biting them and that will just help you with that problem too
go to bed Feku
I'm happiest with some activity.
I used to jog daily, and I enjoy sports insofar as it's fun to run around and play the game with friends.
Don't care much for keeping score.
Oh, well then.
I got that far then I realized that I probably don't need that many things.
Yes, because I bite my nails because they taste so good.
You need to understand that it's an anxiety thing - the polish won't deter me from biting them in any capacity at all.
i just woke up
im not saying theyd taste bad with polish
the idea of nail biting makes me cringe. its like biting off dead skin
Can still jog with long nails, keep them~
And now, you get back in bed, and sleep
im too tired to sleep
I downloaded a bunch but I only ran certain ones on certain characters, I had a notepad doc for which ones to select for which character.
You were suggesting wearing polish would deter me from biting.
I don't like it when people touch me code ;_;
i don't like it when people touch my chode ;_;
I should make a folder of Satomi and Satoko.
It'd be perfect for me.
well maybe it would give you reason to preserve appearance not taste
They're the same boy .
If preserving appearance were an issue I wouldn't bite my nails for them to be so uneven to begin with.
Can't be too tired to sleep. Can only be too tired to be awake!
Actually, no, I think the importance of appearance probably only exacerbates the anxiety that provokes the nail biting.
im too woke to sleep
survival of your nails
If I can find my clippers, I'll cut them and paint them.
Though I only have an aquamarine and I don't think I ahve any clothes to go with it.
wait a fucking second
us dennis the menace
is a different dennis to the uk dennis the menace?
wai u no slep??
Frick, I actually found them.
I guess I have to find my polish now.
Painted nails is good too
Don't worry Feku, soon you'll be rid of me
Maybe I'll see how long I can comfortably grow them.
But if they get in the way of crafting stars or gaming the play of roles then I swear to heck they're going.
thats totally my intention and im glad its working out
That makes sense.
Don't let them be too much of a burden
Good, you must be very happy then
It feels nice having short nails again. =w=
because i now have a big ass plate of chicken chow mein
i am not good at estimating portion sizes in a pan
SR WAS SO FUCKIN GOOD
THAT SURPRISE AT THE END
NOTHING BUT BADASSERY
use your fist
You go to bed too
idk i might not be thinking straight
my schedule messed up my fap times and i havent done it in 48 hours
Good job my dude
ive been in bed all morning and afternoon
I hope the local chinese joint has good priced grilled items
home-cooked food best food though!
im not gay
Never too lazy to cook
just want a girl who steals my clothes to wear them
you cook for me
I wonder how Danish food is
i wanna destroy her ass
left or right
It's pretty good~
yeah, well, you can't cause she's not real!
i have small hands
and now im full, was okish
isnt that all of them?
wtf of course left
become smart and advance technology for me to allow for it
Even if I became smart enough, I would never make anime real
use your fist and a half
that dank rye bread
hold on grim what are you asking him to do with his fist
Acquired taste I believe. Never met a foreigner who liked it.
Both healthy and filling however
measure serving sizes
what the shit?
first time I had rye I loved it
i feel like you're secretly a weeb thats more degenerate than me sometimes
what type/combo do you see yourself
Ice, Ghost, Ground.
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not
Probably closest to Ice tbh
wait hold on i didn't read it
i thought normal meant normal :(
wtf i cant relate to any of those its all too positive
stop posting anime pictures on an anime board!!
I see myself as flying/poison on here and electric/fighting irl
Also this kind of rye bread?
The rye bread I had in the US was completely different from this stuff
I didn't know there was that much of a difference
looks like ill have to look for the danish brand
wtf none of these descriptions
maybe order from here
the most fitting though
Aye sounds about right tbh
they're all to positive
im confused whats that clip
I want to start making my own bread, that would be pretty neat. Looks fun
There are quite a few brands though~.
Could also just be the one I stayed at who bought some odd kind of rye bread, I don't know.
Eh, I don't know... Doesn't look anything like pic or johannesworldoffood.files.wordpress.com
A game I guess
That's that sourdough rye bread right, I want to try it.
Grass for sure, but I'm some weird mix of Grass, Water, Psychic, Rock, Dark, Ice, and maybe Steel?
I don't think Steel, really, but maybe.
If I had to pick just two, Grass/Ice.
I don't know, I only know the name rugbrød, but it could well be
looks similar mane
hmm.. Okay yeah, does. I'm just blind
Yeah, I looked it up, rugbröd sounds awesome.
Mail me some please.
It might go back before it reaches you. I can't
Okay, any chance they sell local yeast starters at least? Waite are there online shops for local yeasts from around the world, if not, I could make some money with this idea.
Sleep snug, smug!
It's already a thing, sourdough international.
They sell sourdough starters from around the world.
Hu is thread.
Hu is that?
Hu is life.
I hope to god this doesn't get awkward. I only talked to him once even.
inb4 workplace drama
There is so much gossip there.
So many chatty black ladies. I love it so much. They tell me everything.
you just reminded me of when a girl left her phone number in my math book
and i thought it was a joke or for someone else and i threw it away
Should have eaten her.
Lol faggots are terrible.
i hate the universe
I accepted a pull request that's complete bullshit
Do- another one, that un does the previous one.
That's how that works. ...right?
Hey loco, rumor just posted this.
tfw nobody enjoys your dank haxx
Never said it wasn't.
Nice sky shots
My skin looks fantastic but my suffering borders on madness.
why do i do this to myself a less weird person would have just released the piece of shit
My hair is not a mess anymore.
Sitting in the restaurant before everyone arrives, wondering why life does not have the persuasiveness that death has.
Imagine if everyone on the internet encouraged & complimented each other & were just nice. What passionless, paltry mediocrities we would be.
Because life is something we already have, and death is something we're all guaranteed.
Don't we already do that?
It is powerful like a god's idea, turbulent like a world's life, harrowing in its earnestness. Diet peach Snapple is my everything.
If a person does not first make clear to himself the meaning of “self,” he can't take a good selfie.
Imagine if squash just killed himself? wouldnt that be great
Very poetic, let me do one
Long like the day
Filled with spunk
Shut up already
And put it in my butt
How'd I do?
what up woday
Bronze is so pretty & def one of my favorite tones. Its dull gleam reminds us to rejoice even while we suffer.
who broke sqishy
what up DOA what's the scuttlebutt
Feeling extra thin thanks to the pain that eats away at my spirit.
Not if you polish it shiny.
oh shit i have the image i would use to make fun of fortune with in this folder
life is a real bitch sometimes, huh?
One grows pale with the thought of death, so always keep some blush in your purse.
like what's the happenings/gossip etc
If you seek oblivion in sensuality, in dissolute living, to escape the self you do not wish to be, Paris is always a good idea.
Playing World of Warcraft
Just seek oblivion in reckless behaviour tbh
are you like copypasting kanra paragraphs or something lol
people still play that game?
did you ever see the movie? i've heard mixed reviews
Indeed we do
Find comfort in the sadness of turtlenecks.
it must not be that exciting if you're posting at the same time
i would want to be totally into the game tbh
that's why i don't play games anymore
no fun allowed
I blush in the face of death, she's a cute girl after all.
pls gib timeout
griddelz would you bone kyle?
Look at my little cutie in a Baby Yeezy Bullet Proof Vest, screaming in anticipation of the inescapable terrors of life.
I don't own any
I'm too autistic to stop doing things like this while I play video games. Right now I'm just waiting for an egg to hatch so I can go back to my Paladin
Is Kyle squash?
Idk, I don't want some strange dog disease.
I have a plate carrier with a full set of triple curve ar500 plates, and 6x8 side plates.
From God, man learned silence; but from men, man learned to talk, and leave MEAN COMMENTS on social media!
sounds really boring. and you're waiting for the thread to refresh on top of that? i could learn a thing or two from your level of patience
yeah squash. i feel like you would probably give but not receive
not sure kyle's preferred orientation but i kinda imagine him as a switch hitter
I don't have social media
switch hitter is not the right term but i meant someone who gives and receives
i'm sure there is a good term for this
I was standing in the spaceship for a while, but now I'm doing things
jeez yeah you gotta keep moving or you'll fall asleep
you don't have any social media? good for you
i blocked facebook from myself at home because every once in awhile i do something stupid drunk
Heck it's hot out.
Someone cool me off.
Again I am burdened by a heaviness of the soul. Not gonna call it baby weight bc thats an excuse.
You mean a switch?
If i unscrew the shower head from the nozzle do you reckon i could use it as an enema?
Dressing for fall can be tough. Even a go-to sweater can't insulate you from despair.
Unscrew shower head.
Insert bullion cubes.
Reattach shower head.
yeah it was 35C here today
i think that was a record
so i essentially did use the right time
Struck a chord did I?
I could go either way, but it would have to be with a tranny, a girl fucking my ass would be okay.
I would not suggest it.
I dress for fall just fine.
It's just that it's still summer even though it's fall and it was fall last week so why the heck is it summer.
It's heck and I want to die.
How are you?
What's a good method to getting a clean asshole?
You would top me though, right?
Hegelian philosophy posits the thesis that the outer is the inner & the inner is the outer, but I think it's elegant to twist it into a bun.
ah so you're like ALL about traps
i can't really handle the obvious ones with donkey dongs
pretty good. just been moving from AC to AC. not too bad really. and i think a lot of people must have gone home early because i got home in an hour which is unheard of for friday
Get proper tools.
Did S4H hack your brain?
Did he finally do it?
I think we're doomed, guys.
I haven't had social media for around 6 years now. Didn't need it then, don't need it now
No. Too much water pressure in a shower head
You would need something to lower the pressure
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. A bankrupt age disguises itself in extravagance.
I don't remember what you look like, also how much do you weigh?
Yeah, traps are nice, I mean maybe a really cute boy, or an androgynous boy.
I am burdened by knowing my existence is a burden to others, so I guess that's kind of similar
But my parents might think I'm gay
What if i turn it on low
Like, 190 or something.
Want that perfect pout? Form your lips such that when the sigh of deep and hidden anguish passes through them, it sounds like music.
yeah you really don't. i really only keep facebook around for old contacts i don't have anywhere else
one or two i will ever end up using probably
yeah you know i don't think i would ever act on anything, but i have to admit that i've been somewhat entranced by really effeminate charismatic homos before
I don't really have much to say right now, sorry.
That's in the shower head, not the pipe
I prefer to make music with an instrument
I didn't really like it, because I did stupid thing
more like teepoo amirite
don't worry about it
It is said that God allows the sun to shine upon the good & the wicked, to help bring out that summer bronze you've been working so hard on.
I don't wanna be a mean bean to you
I'm sore as hell, my arms are screaming at me constantly
how are you
you're not going to tell me the stupid thing you did on facebook
Fuck yeah I would fuck squash.
Also my phone just tried to auto correct fuck to cuck, weird.
Those guys are usually entranced by me.
Nope. I'm just cleaning out my ass cuz I've been getting powdery lava shits.
Also the nozzle end was flared outwards so i couldnt stick it in anyways. I did the next best thing which was spread and max pressure.
why so sore? training for a marathon?
very good i must say. a lot of things fell into place this week
my apt lease being extended for one
which is great cause like moving would be shitty af right now
i think you're kyle's type for sure
he likes bears with bellies
that shirt is pretty good
gotta stop eating so many bfast sandwiches
I meant the nozzle connecting the showerhead to the hose that connects to the pipe.
Did you have a mental image of me raising my ass 8 feet in the air to connect it to the pipe?
I don't really have a belly though.
ITS RETRO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I like sloppy bears.
Something about disheveled men is attractive to me.
I think it's cuz im eating too much curry.
Curry is easy but it has drawbacks
It was only 2 bucks.
oh snap my bad
Grids is stacked and I would cuddle him.
He makes my kokoro go doki doki.
i've been so sloppy lately
you should have seen me today. i was a little too high at work lol
yeah man you can't too many consecutive meals
space that shit out
I can only hope you showered at least.
TP is a gold tier poster
Gold is actually rather common and an archaic method of equalizing communal wealth.
tell me more daddy
We are all equal in our lord's eyes.
Bleed red comrad.
I don't really go outside, so no bronze on me
Nope, I would prefer not too
For some reason I was thinking pipe = hose since they're kind of connected
None of our shower heads have something like that
Woah. That sounds awfully like Christian Fundementalism. That is the gateway of Fascism. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
of course dude shower every morning and actually woke up extra early today so could concentrate on my morning body cleansing ritual more
Because I'm ashamed of myself and thinking about it makes my stomach go into knots
So, whatchu up to?
I might cuddle a squishy squash as well.
my friend is telling me i should get into cryptocurrencies
undecided so far
but it's the anonymous internet
use this place like therapy like i do
It is weird right?
And cryptocurrency is what... bitcoins?
And it's an identifiable situation which is more like pseudo anonymity
I pay a therapist for that
just normal friday shit
gonna finish this wine
then walk to the mexican place and pick up a case of beer
my new steez lately is to pick up my wine the day before
so i can come straight home after work on friday, blaze up, have dinner, and start drinking
yeah like bitcoin shit
i think it's still a little too new for my tastes because i guess there was a pretty massive crash a few years ago
but apparently by 2042 or some shit all the bitcoins will be taken cause there's a finite amount of bitcoins?
i'm still trying to understand it tbh
oh shit so did what you did make the news or something?
No, but it's something enough people know about to be able to be recognized
DOA must have like fucking humiliated an nbomb lmao and got arrested for cyberbullying
SDounds like capitalistic mumbojumbo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyhow imma go grab a big ol scotch and go to bed
he used to be such a different poster....
No, it was something else
did it involve nudes in anyway?
yours or someone's you know?
GODDAMN IT DOA
brb liquor store
That's quite an image
I say he succeeded.
Yeah, I been looking into it too, you gotta have a really good computer and really good internet, and it usually costs more in electricity than you make.
I used to stop on my way home on Fridays and buy a couple bottles of liquor, uniform and all.
affordable rent is life
nah I've been pumping weights extra hard
looks like I found my limit to how much I can work out at once
What the fuck
Damn, what ever happened to yoghurt?
he moved to Norway. presumably not for the tall, buff, heavily accented lumberjacks.
lol the tequila sample lady wouldn't take a tip like the tecate sample lady would last week
"oh no that's ok we don't take tips"
"who is we," i thought
yoghurt was a classy dude
remember the buildup to his cock showing?
it was like an event
it's just weird to be able to have liquor in the crib when you're not drinking it
it's a new concept
yeah no sense in over exerting and not being able to function lol
I feel honored to not be a part of the community that has knowledge of this posters phallus.
AND IT WAS ALL FOR AMY AHAHAHAHAHA
fucking weird chain lol
yeah the vidya programming want to ky dude
Ah yes, I recall the skirt pictures.
I only assumed it a natural uniform of the Scots.
i remember that time amy and i got him to jack off to my voice and then laid it on him that i was a fifteen year old boy
and he was apparently looking at pictures of ritsu because that's who amy was posting
but then i saw ben's face and was all like LOL
You're referring to another?
no i was just saying like
remember when like erin made amy mod
then amy went phsycho and raged and posted his login in thread
then like kyle made a board or something
Yep yep. Don't think he took much pride in his ass, I only recall him posting his stomach.
the wannabe girlyboys never have butts
it seems like you need hormones to get that butt
Well yeah boys have poor flat square asses. It truly is a shame.
truly the lesser sex
although bitches are kinda nuts tbh
why would you want to be one?
you must be even more nuts than bitches?
Both sexes are the most awful.
I identify as an A-10
i think gender fluid is the most funny so i usually ironically say that
Just be careful to not say it too often, lest it becomes true.
well i mean i do have a lot of feminine characteristics
Oh, how horrifying
He wasn't gay though...
who even are you lol
A huge fuckin' nobody.
I got some hornitos, and some pizza, weekend is a go.
please tell me?
i'd like to know irregardless if you don't mind either way
Well since you wanna know I won't tell you, because I'm just a massive faggot that way.
If I move back north we should totally date, Grids.
well fuck i don't like playing guessing games
how is your oct lookin
or at least mutually masturbate
Gonna be a busy one.
I only jerk it solo.
what's goin down
I guess I can jerk him off with my asshole.
yeah i know how that goes
i think i'm going to have to quit weed again come xmas
Why? No dosh?
FIRE / ELECTRIC
no i'm going to need nuclear plant clearance lol
i used to have that.
i feel like at much as i smoke i will have to stop for a month and also cleanse lol
hi luka ^^
Reminds me of a guy I knew who drank 2 gallons of water to clean his system of ganja. He was in agony and pissing all day. And when he went to take his drug test they told him that his sample was too watered down and he's have to come in a few weeks later to take the test again. So the dumbass smoked all night to celebrate.
haha yeah i have a little more control than that
i quit cold turkey for a few years
6 liters is the lethal amount for an average person.
I'm going to assume you are just lying.
depends how fast u drink it tbh.
lol yeah, gotta purify, try a colon cleanse too.
I once drank a 1/4 of a gallon of everclear.
no joke we used to have water chugging contests in my backyard in grade school and this little asian dude almost died
his full name is really funny but i feel like i shouldn't post it
i'm a Fire type trainer who likes ghost types too!
and lighting type is okay too ^_^
Ahhhh Turkey, a great meal to eat while high.
oh so grids
i'm going to my first doctors appointment in like 10 years on tuesday
i'm expecting a finger in the butt tbh
Did you die?
You sure showed me fagtron.
you're talking crazy like sqish
i'm also a vegetarian
enjoy it, bring your own lube and a toy for warm up, see how the doc reacts.
only my spirit.
nothing really, just watching video games on twitch, wbu?
That's fucking disgusting.
is it weird that i picked the doctor that sounded white?
i don't want a mexican fingering me
posting and drinking usual friday shit
why are canadians so prevalent lately
how do you feel about that based foreveralone newbuddy DOA
i can't stomach contributing to the suffering of sentient beings
So you eat oysters.
Was it all at once or not.
Your phrasing is awkward as fuck.
hello canadanon, nice dragon maido you got there.
bet you he's a jew, ask him to use his nose.
One option kills him, the other does not.
I do wonder which it was.
no even when i did eat meat i didn't eat much seafood
that was the easiest to give up
i really only ever ate tuna fish in the can with mayo
also top end caviar oddly enough
i really do enjoy seaweed now however
Actually I've lost interest in the topic.
By far, the gayest thing I've read in a while.
They probably aren't supposed to take tips.I don't know who would say no to free money though
he's most certainly either a german or a german jew
it depends on who sends them there i guess
I don't think so. I know I had someoen try to tip me when I was in retail, but I wasn't accepting it. Mostly because it was an old person and I'm just like that, I guess
someone make a new thread posting is lagging
what i mean is the tequila company that sent her there probably strictly told her not to take tips
also she was white and kinda out of place so maybe it was a conspiracy
It does that with 50 posts as well
The site is just garbo lul