Loco's tasty anus.
Loco's tasty anus
Hey, Luka has my back.
*ults u and shields u and whimsys ur atk spd faster and move speed to*
*I ult and delete everything thanks to this wonderful buff*
oh and ardent make u do magik dmg too! and minor health vamp~
all janna would do is make you move a little faster and a tiny bit of bonus ad
lulu enables ur to be op! ^_^
50 bonus AD is actually really good.
I prefer Janna to Lulu really. She has far greater utility.
yeah, yeah, of course you aren't~
only if they don't build armor
No, not really.
Because if you have enough damage and pen then you can do additional damage post modifiers.
So a Vayne critting with the extra damage is going to nearly one hit any squishy champ if you play it right.
well isnt that stuff like car insurance or something
its not like a physical product and the establishment doesnt have to recoup losses for it
yup. smart hu knows whats up
should i sleep early today?
lulu help too
She's good, but Taric is the best support.
I bought those the other day ui
Yeah fuck that place imma carry some bars daily now
the new janna with a sword skin looks sooo pretty!
i want it ^_^
You want so many skins.
I don't know... Contemplating the same thing
ok well im going first then bye
they make the good new ones 1350 and above.
i like the good things they make
they look nice to me, like an art piece.
oh neat leeg is updating! maybe its the ashe patch! oh the patch notes say it is, i was right!
Why not download Woxxy and use whatever skin you want?
im to scared to use weird 3rd party stuff that messes with my files.
I've yet to have issues.
i wonder what i should do today
No idea. I have work in like an hour.
will you be really tired when you get home?
I'm always tired.
how do you get energized?
Hey, let's all go buy cheap cars and drive across africa.
By inserting my cock in his mouth.
Why sad face?
do not sexualise women
i want nice things
It's not sexualizing if I just want her to hold me in bed, and tell me everything's okay. :(
I didn't. I sexualized Squash.
You want me?
who are u?
A sexy bitch?
Someone's being really dumb and I don't know who it would be besides Blood-chan
Who's being really dumb besides me?
Holla Forums is
I miss u gurl
Just kidding, no one is being dumb, this thread has an average IQ of 420
why are you trying to summon blood-chan
I'll be dumb for you...
dank maymays lel
I don't know
do u think I'll regret it
hey guys it's me blood chan
i'm a girl yabba dabba doo
you? no, the rest of the thread? i'd put it to a poll to be democratic about it
This is LOCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll rig it
I miss you
i miss subtle aswell
if only i played shitty japanese anime games so we could be friends
Subtle doesn't play with me anymore and I'm starting to think he hates me now. :(
show me ;~;
do you remember when we made love under the cedars
the grass was cold and wet and we stayed up until sunrise
fuck you subtle
Subtle lemme at least nibble on your foreskin bro
No homo tho
I do not recall
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Subtle, when are we going to start building our house together???
I've been bumped
Hey, why you only one with no flag?
whatcha busy with today?
so do you really have a tasty butt
Is this a real-life house
Playing World of Warcraft, stressing over my interview that's coming up that I literally just got
Our grindy house !!!
I keep it clean and smooth. My moisturiser and lube are scented.
so, I suppose it probably does taste nice. I rarely KFC myself these days so I'm not sure.
Is it a secret?
Shit crowd tonight.
It might be.
I don't think being rich would be a likely thing, but I'm going to hopefully be making some money
But it says you're Spain, and everyone else has flags, you're the only one.
i dont even know what KFC stands for, is that where you finger licking good your own butt?
it's when you lick your fingers after fingering yourself. Good guess.
i try my best
Any money is more than I have now!
What app is that?
How data economical is it?
what kewl stuff wil u buy?
Figurines of my waifu, then I'll look at upgrading my computer. Then it'll be banking it for moving out
Money is wasted on you people
i want all those things too!
Joke is on you
I have no money to waste
What if I were buying a fig of Marie Rose?
The first one is a thing I'm doing for sure, the second not so much. My computer still runs everything I want and have, so it'll likely just be banked
That is acceptable.
mine doesn't do everything i want it to :(
I've used 5 gigs since the 1st, 1.3 background and the rest up front, but I am completely unlimited data.
I have 1GB of data a month
I do save a lot of images though, used to take me a few days to burn through my 2 gigs when I was limited.
apparently canadian ebay has super cheap antique swords
looks cheap, but ill take it
Data caps are garbage. And super expensive! I hate it
Oh, I don't save images often
And you don't have to let it run in the background, I like notifications.
at least i removed my internet data cap for a additional 25$ per month
its too bad my cell data is still only 1 gb tho
i'm on bell
why do you want an antique sword exactly?
If it's similar to using Clover for 4chan, that's pretty acceptable
There is no such thing as unlimited or removing the cap for any amount on this end of the country
there is for me.
I used to use clover, until it didn't work with my new phone, then I found everychan, it works with a lot of Chan forums, and some can be manually entered, I can't make otachan work on it though.
I did a new name.
I think I've read that one
grids dressing drag.jpg
DON'T need TO
walk around in circles
walk around in circles
walk around in circles
walk around in
DON'T need TO
walk around in circles
walk around in circles
walk around in circles
walk around in
hm is 8ch down?
Good evenin friends
i'm averse to that kind of stuff
Averse to all things sexual?
i see stuff like that and then im reminded of my reprehensible history of getting cheated on and I jus get sick to it
Oh yeah , that's what they were doing h-haha
it's not as bad as it used to be some years back but it hasn't gone away
In that case I won't post it. I am sorry, my friend.
oh you're mandy
How's your night going buddy? I never can tell who's who much now that the site's falling apart
I suppose I can't complain too much. Life sucks, I would prefer to be dead, but hey, you can't always get what you want.
Yeah, I am just the one posting straight porn. Usually straight porn, anyway.
And how sad it is that he chose a life of heterosexuality when he could be in the arms of me.
i dont think so
I hope things look up for you soon mando
I would have to say that things are going nice for me
Nothing particularly interesting or riveting but nothing particularly draining or stressful
I'm about as happy as I can be and hopefullly you'll find yourself somewhere similiar soon
still into biking?
If a mile were a millimeter, my love.
I ended up falling in love with a girl who has cancer and financial problems. Turns out that makes me both sad, lonely, on'ry and poor.
I am glad to hear you are doing well though, my friend. You deserve it.
And yup. FTW.
Oh my sweet light.
If we were stars then you would be a swath of galaxies.
My dick would be 178miles long.
get ready to live a romance/drama
still...girls with cancer need love too....it's almost more important to stick by someone like that...I hope things end upokay for both of you guys......
i'm feeling up for aram :)
And you would be the big dipper.
I mean, there is no way I am going to leave her until she is better or dead. And that in itself kind of sucks. Makes things feel so....wrong.
I found a channel, he gives all the stats on this strange game called life
I'm about to be in a ranked game with my duo.
I'll undo your Orion's belt.
that was really heartwarming
I've never actually followed mr Eddie Alvarez much and don't know a whole bunch about him but in all the clips I've seen of him he's fought well and with heart and he seems to be just an overall decent person
Not to diminish your feelings
While I can't understand how you feel
I certainly respect how you do
I notice your struggles and acknowledge the validity of it ...
But it must be so much worse for her
And to actually have someone like you who's willing to stay there until one of those happens probably means more than anything in the world to her
I have the day off tomorrow if you want to play.
hopefully our schedules line up then :)
Which is why I have made up my mind on the matter. Not only would it stain what little honor I have, it would likely devastate her. Hell, without me she would likely be dead or dying in a ditch somewhere. And honestly, that isn't a good feeling.
I tend to be up pretty early.
Man, I would so date you if you were gay.
you were born a man
And your time has come to be that man
as hopefully all of us one day will
Man, being a man sucks dick. More dick than she does....
i'm getting pretty sleepy right now as the sun starts setting here.
i'll prolly wake up at 4 or 6 am
Because I feel like you would indulge my need to be held and ravage me when needed.
I also find you extremely calming to talk to.
You've always been grown beyond your years
after one aram i will probably i'm yawning, so once one match tires me out, i should sleep well.
A sleepy Luka
Dream of things you like.
I am more of a downer though than a calmer.
Dude, I just complained that she hasn't sucked my dick. I am not grown up!
i dream about adventures actually! :D
i forgot this mornings one because i didn't focus in on it within the first 30 seconds
uhhhh then go into her room and put your dick in her mouth lol ??
The urge to kill myself is too strong today.
I often recall my dreams.
Lies and slander.
Would that it were that simple. Also she is going through chemo, and the last thing she needs is me shoving my dick in her face.
Then kill yourself. And tape it.
they intrigue me!
i fill my mind with retrofuturism concepts and music and stuff before bed too!
Mandy. I really do think very highly of you.
And I care for you deeply. So as bleak as the world is know that I wish it a bit brighter for you.
tfw your boyfriend comes into your room to dick you down and then cuddle you without you even asking
If i had the courage and resolution to do so I wouldn't even be posting here today.
I care more for the lives of others than for my own.
Trust me, almost none of that would go well. She also happens to be an abuse victim. When I pick them, boy do I pick them.
I'll care enough for the both of us.
Ioco's idiocy could probably keep me entertained for eternity.
His only defence is submissive silence.
maybe it's fate picking you
Good morning! How are you all?
If you insist, dear.
Fate can suck a fat one.
Still not dead, so...bad?
Sorry to hear that dude :C
do you beleive in Karmic Retribution in this Life?
I'm not sure what that is, so I assume no?
Well there's some who philosophize that the actions we take in this life will govern what happnes to us in the next life
I like to beleive that our actions will also effect our current life
maybe for the better maybe for the worse
But who's not to say it's Karma coming around for you ? it may seem like a curse but be a blessing
it may seem like a blessing only to be a curse....
Who's to say reaally?
someone more stable than me tell the suicidal person not to kill themself ty
hey suicidal person
don't kill yourself
listen to me
the stable one
Have you ever read a book series called the Stormlight Archives?
Well there is a guy in that book named Kaladin. He kept getting shit on by life, but he always tried to do what was honorable. Always tried to make a positive difference where he could. Always tried to act with honor. That is kind of what I like to think I try and do.
Most people don't even understand a concept like honor. Most people are morally bankrupt and emotionally narcissistic. Cut your neighbor to gain a buck. Stab your brother for a shot of whisky. Step on your friend to get one up.
I fucking hate people
I havent had a chance to enjoy that series but
People act like that because it leads to (mainly material) Gain
their selfish actions achieve for themself something that they want on this Earth
Without any thought to what may come next or how it may come back to get them
So why then i gotta ask
why are you as selfless as you are?
Keep acting honorable and later you'll see yourself become a crowdpleaser. Unable to say no and unable to express what you truly want you end up exhausted of your life thinking if it is still your own.
Because somebody has to be.
I mean, fuck. This chick, I have already given thousands of dollars to. For food and gas. For rent. For medications, for surgeries. And I have gotten, for all practical purposes, nothing in return. We rarely have time to spend together. I have yet to have sexual relations with that woman.
And that type of shit doesn't end with her. I have given my best friend thousands of dollars and large amounts of energy to help him, with little gain. I have given other friends hundreds of dollars. I have been the man 'behind blue eyes' in order to help people out of shitty situation. All the while I get fucked, I get the emotional disaster of trying to decide if what I have done was moral or honorable or if I am just trying to rationalize.
Damnit, when is it my turn? Where is my fucking me? Because I can surely fucking use it.
No, there is a line to walk. True, honor can be played to coerce you into certain things, but not a crowd pleaser. I don't give a fuck about people. I care about my friends and family. Abuse those privileges and you become a nothing. Just like my mother.
I want Mandy to abuse my rump.
I don't critisize you for what you do
In fact I admire you
Your constitution is one that I strive to have one day
once I can overcome my weak soul through hardships
By lifting the struggles of others onto your shoulders you help them more than any words could ever let you know
You might not get gains from it
then again it may pay you back 10 fold
All there is to do is wait and see how things play out
But know that even if you get no returns
You helped them in the moment and likeley though the future
And if there is a Karmic based afterlife you will be rewarded in it
or maybe bard should trap
It's good that you understand the line and that you should never cross it. Don't be like me.
What a dreadful game that was.
my team won! ^_^
Peace could only be achieved without the hormones included though.
I am not going to get rewarded for anything I have done. I wanted a family. There is little to no chance of me having that with her.
No, bard, I am going to be a bitter, angry man. I am going to get shafted by life. I am going to be the one that gets the short end of the stick. I am going to be on the receiving end of life's dick.
I still am not going to change. Even if I want to. Even if it kills me. Because if I do I am no better than anybody else. Damnit, it is right! These fucking assholes can go fuck themselves! Somebody has to be the Sheep Dog looking over the herd! Somebody has to be the river that carries others safely along the path of life!
I'm going to steal that win.
Out of curiosity, would you actually do anything with me given the chance?
Anyway, I am off to pass out. Good night Bard, And Elms.
I may have over memed it a bit.
Shameful display I know, I'll go back under my rock.
That's a mean thing to call Gilligan.
That bitch is fucking crazy
Her front she puts up makes her even more sketchy tbh
I like Sakura cause she's a camwhore
hey whats up Elma
Charging my LiPos :(
Meeting up with my little sister tomorrow morning. We'll see how that goes.
How you been?
Jeez, you'd probably fit in well on the Space Ghost Late Night show.
Sakura also has the biggest tits.
Horikita is my favorite for simultaneously being the dumbest and smartest girl, somehow.
I move too much.
It would cost a fortune to animate me.
Just do the same movement over and over again, it's a cheap but effective cost cutting measure.
Oh shit nice
How old is your imouto anyways?
Horikita can be such a bitch sometimes and it triggers me so much
I love how they stereotype the big black guy so much lmao
25 now lol.
The show was run like a Mexican Game Show, so expect redundancies.
You missed the joke.
I posted the same image twice to make a thing about this.
Well beside my apparent ineptitude, I actually forgot how funny bad Space Ghost Coast to Coast actually was.
I just started watching an episode and it's horrid.
I remember it kind of from back when I was a kid.
Like the inbetween skits with the mantis and the dog...cat...man thing.
I considered watching Harvey Bird Man, but the jokes went over my head as a kid.
It's so bad it's good. Literally cringe inducing.
It's almost like watching the actual Late Show.
Not many shows anymore I can really enjoy.
Dave Grohl is wearing a shirt that makes him look like a FMA cosplay.
I kinda agree. There are still a couple shows I can sit and watch, but most everything just falls flat.
Seems about right.
What do you think about Burn Notice?
I have no idea what that is.
It's a show where a spy gets "burned" and the entire show is basically him trying to get back to where he was, not die, and help some people along the way.
Somebody pls make my batteries charge faster pls
okay i saw the IT movie and it was actually good, apologies to Eba
sometimes i dont know what words im going to type until my fingers hit send
(and somehow no one is surprised)
holy shit I was just in a real life physical altercation
Could have turned out worse
So I was on my way home from my friends when I heard some people arguing on the street corner and I went to keep going but I heard the chick yell "Call the cops I'm Being Harassed"
And I went to go check it out
So this dude was like 30 and had a beard that was tied up in little ponytails
Well I pulled up next to him on my bike I was like ay whats going on brother Trying to be friendly and he got super offensive he was like
"nothings going on but you need to turn the fuck around and leave" or some shit like that
And I got pissed off and I said "Excuse me?" and it just escalated til
he pulled something out of his back pocket that was long as shit looked like a pool cue might have been in his pants leg or something i dont know what the fuck it was and he was brandiishing it but then he threw it against the ground. Then this stupid piece of shit cold cocked me upside the fuckin dome and knocked my glasses off and knocked me down
I bit my fuckin teeth and my glasses got knocked off but I got him with a failed attempt at a double leg that got him by the ankles and went to establish side control but he got around me because I could hardly see shit and puit me in a muthafuckin rear naked choke and I started tapping tapping tapping and this motherfucker kept holding me there for a few more seconds but he finally let me out and then I saw a car pulling up at the stop sign and ran over to get them to call the cops
Shit sucks I finally have the chance to put my knowledge to the test and I got fucking blindsided
Like fuck man I would have at least had a chance
but I couldn't see shit
It all went down quick as fuck
Helio Gracie beleived that anyone capable of defending themselves in a streetfight was deserving of a blue belt and today It's sold in stone that I'm not prepared for one
Got a gash on the inside of mymouth from gettig knocked down ;~:
Tried to take a pic but it didnt show up well
You don't just take your knowledge to a brawl.
you should have hit him first
What I learned from it is that I need to be more aggressive
Before I was punched, in my mind I had an impulse to use a single leg on this guy but then I hesitated because I didn't want to be the aggressor of the situation
irl is no film
get a hit in and the other is probably done
get hit and you're probably done
fights can go on for a while actually, you have to be careful and aim well
it wasn't the hit as much as the fact it knocked off my glasses
Once I couldn't see it was all over
I suppose you could say that was the punch but I unno
I would argue the effectiveness of an actual takedown over a punch
Also hold RT to parry and press A or X to dodge.
Hold left or right on the left stick and press A to roll.
i hope you're in an ancestor simulator
Press Z or R twice.
down dodge is better than dodge roll because its basically a counter
who needs to dodge roll when you can just run awkwardly in a circle and along walls where people with big weapons get stuck hitting other hitboxes before you
ok everyone time to get personal!
nope time for me to leave
*in documentary voice, shot of my head against a black background* it was the great question of our era, the motivating force behind endless debate: were traps gay?
You should havedone a barrrel roll.
i'm ready to die
I'll make sure i'd get drafted for world war 3
Don't tease me Ioco
How tasty is loco's anus really though?
tastes of mango and bleach i think
Let me taste it to make sure.
I didn't believe you so I searched it, holey shit again, I gotta get my cetme sighted in.
61 hours in Divinity 2
Still on the first chapter
I swear this country is just populated by retarded apes wearing clothes.
tfw sore lip
no i bit it when i got knocked down ;~~;
Go back to Holla Forums
Too much dick sucking?