Fite me on my containment board
what the fuck.........
You just ruined Porgs for me......................
Why did one person make the thread and not link it and then luka did what
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER LIKE THAT RIGHT?
You get no say in this, sorry.
this is a month old
I hide from no man
He made 4 threads because it was one of those "did the post go through or not" situations, so they sent it again, and again.
Wait holy shit it is what
Wait has the osiris been added yet?
First grape kun dies
Then squid ruins Porgs for me
Today is just terribble
because people tend to double post on accident sometimes
I didn't ruin it
they were inherently ruined
what is this and why does it noot like shit
unbelievable who would DO that I would never be seen dead doing such a horrible thing
I double post on purpose.
I double post on purpose..
You fucked it
should have just posted the porg and AAAAAAA again
not look like*
play mwo on max
I think I do?
It's not the settings that make it look not like shit though
make it look more HD
But the problem is I want colours
and green grass
turn up the saturation and enable DSR 4k mode in your gpu
but there's like no maps that even have green grass
Alternatively, just use government money to buy you League skins, Subway, and computer parts.
-falls over clumsily-
I wish people realized that the financial assistance that governments provide is not supposed to be long term, is just 'assistance', not a hand-out for you to live on for your entire life.
Certain subsidies, like ones for childcare and disabilities, are meant to be long term but unemployment benefits like he's on have the stipulation that you are at least actively looking for work. I have no idea how he's gaming the system.
of course it's not. it's bloodchan like it has been the last fifty times "sonata" has shown up.
Not into Statism?
-is just a me and wheels out the tea cart for you. Can always be found on discord as Sonata_Blue #3600-
-is not bloodchan- ;_;
whatever you say bloodchan.
oh of course, I wasn't referring to things like Medicare or disability benefits
tbh people that abuse the system would be in a lot of trouble if someone reported them and the government found out
if someone I knew IRL was doing it I'd report them, friends or family or whatever.
it's morally corrupt.
can I have some raspberry tea?
-squeaks and hides in the broom closet. Is only a me-
\^_^/ -juices ripened raspberries and uses a seive so the seeds don't get in the tea.-
definitely in a closet.
Canada probably has a hotline or email address for reporting abuse.
-hears you mention his closet and closes the door quickly, afraid you want to steal his lemon pledge-
Sonata, you can come out of the closet.
We know you're not really an autistic guy pretending to be a tea obsessed mouse.
we don't know that for sure.
What if he's just Jack Spicer's alter-ego?
yeah brb lemme just report anonymous person I know nothing about to their local authorities, whom I don't know
that makes no sense, jack is a completely different kind of autistic
holy shit you just made my day
-squeaks warily as he cracks the door to take a cautious peek outside.-
I would venture a guess that is the real Sonata due to the fact that we're talking on 4chan right now
yeah blood chan can't possibly pretend to be someone in two places.
Enough information has been posted publicly about him for authorities to realistically act upon.
I'd view it the same as calling the cops on a junkie you see shooting up under a bridge somewhere: you're ultimately helping them since they refuse to help themselves.
Jack seems like he probably just does BC-tier autistic "roleplaying" in private, like he's trying to jerk off to Alice again.
It's okay, man.
You can just be you.
We won't judge.
although does it really matter? an autistic rose by any other name smells just as much like basement and tendies.
no way man, that shit is gay and jack is totally straight and not gay at all you can tell because he hates gays and talks about how much he hates them a lot.
;_; -holds up a freshly baked cinnamon roll to you-
-is 99% sure Jack never role plays. Recently had a run in with an utterly humorless chatroom he spends time in. -
Now it just sounds like you and brown people...
We know you're Jack, Sonata.
Give up the ghost.
I love brown people. you racist.
Just a guess, no need to jump down my throat
oh right I forgot that a sarcastic quip is jumping down your throat when you're a sensitive puss
v.v -is just a me-
-sits on top of your head and stares down at you curiously-
that is enough
if you think there is enough information to do something about it, why haven't you done it yourself then?
what would he complain about if he ever did anything about any of the things he complained about?
These are Mechwarrior 5 screen shots. Sorry for late reply, had dinner.
-leans over farther and looks at you with an upside down face.-
so if you're leaning over but looking with an upside down face does that mean your face is right side up from my perspective?
y so mean
-falls off and hits the floor with a thump-
Colbs likes when people enter his throat
didn't get enough hugs from mom growing up.
so like a soft maybe?
-hides behind the chair-
I have no chairs. chairs kill millions of americans a year. I have nothing but exercise balls.
ay gurl how u? ^^
I think I'll probably start being sober again after this batch
Did you watch the new OVA yet?
drunk, so okay. you shouldn't smoke so much. u'll stunt ur growth.
0.o -plays with one of the balls, rolling it along the floor-
I don't think that's going to be a problem at this point
Remember to drink a lot of water ^^
What are you drinking?
alcohol dummy, I just told you.
so you like to play with balls. alright. good to know.
-rolls it over to you-
I obviously mean what drink :3 Whiskey, vodka, rum...?
All that semen you snort must be giving you brain damage
I knew that I was MAKING A JOKE
vodka. it's my usual drink.
You're not always mean, that can't be it
yeah. my brain is shorted out from all the semen.
no im trying to run modpacks on my laptop again
I might not always be overtly mean but I'm pretty consistently an asshole.
I was using it as an opportunity to feed your bullying fetish
I used to not be able to drink that straight vodka without getting a weird gaggy feeling but I somehow gained the ability in Slovakia
I'm baked and just woke up
I heard you're antagonizing the poor waifufriends
things I like and dislike but cbf dissecting it now
I am excite either way, even if all the back-drops look fucking cartoony as shit.
rip u nerd
I can drink it straight but I mix it because that tastes a lot better and allows me to get drunk slower, steadier, and stay that way for longer without drinking too much and feeling sick later on.
-does not understand what you mean. Also is very tired and wanders back to the broom closet to curl up with his blanket on the cot-
How was your day gurl? ^^
Yeah, it's pretty good with sweet stuff ^^ I've heard orange juice actually makes it hit you fast though; not sure if that's true
I'm kidding; sleep well :3
it absolutely does, which is why I usually don't use orange juice. screwdrivers are one of the best drinks in the world but with so much sugar it really gets into you fast and hard.
I typically use cranberry juice, it's nice and tart and mixes well and makes it easy to drink slow and steady.
you said you'd do that thing yesterday?
I can abide by assholes
Flagrant meanitude will not be tolerated
Pretty boring overall actually, still trying to learn all of the new procedures at my job. Getting paid tomorrow so woo!
then don't tolerate me lol
Never tried that ^^
But I guess another benefit of it would be that it helps get weed out of your system in case of an impending drug test
You can abuse alcohol while working on making it look like you never abused weed at the same time
Refresh my memory as to what thing I said I'd do?
I wasn't aware that alcohol flushes weed out of your system. are you sure that's a real thing, or are you just really high and saying stupid things like a high person?
Yeah, that's good ^^
I looked at the day of the week when before I made that post and for second I thought today was Friday and I got mad that TP's not here
(It says that now because midnight though)
Cranberry juice does
oh. that makes more sense, but still not a lot of sense. like how much juice would you need to flush your system? because I've literally never heard of this before.
I am going to tolerate you until it hurts.
I'm trying to see if people want to go hang out this weekend so I don't just sit at home and drink alone but the prospects are not looking good
Good morning; slept well? :3
I don't know, and I think it helps get it out faster but it's not foolproof
Better to just buy fake pee I guess
Just masturbate for 48 hours instead
mhmm, woke up 10min. prior to my alarm.
Been having a good day?
it will continue to hurt you until you learn.
mmm fake pee
that's pretty sound logic tbh
nah just actually green and not all muh browns
who blows an arm off a fucking raven
everything I say is flawless.
but i wouldn't mind the cards telling me which direction i should go tonight...
You want browns?
I eat Raven arms.
idk if I have that kind of stamina
I am extremely averse to learning
I have noticed.
It's endearing, no?
one of those words is correct.
That's good; it's much better to wake up naturally
And yeah, haven't been awake for long, but it's good so far ^^
Looks like my sleep habits match your time zone, actually :3
Give me a little bit; haven't quite finished my morning coffee. I'll probably do better with less sleepiness in my brain ^^ Looks like we have a bit to talk about, anyway
Do you want to make your question any more specific than that? By "tonight," do you mean there's a decision you have to make literally tonight?
It's definitely great to make it last a long time; you can always go for your high score if you have nothing else to do
Why do you drink instead of smoking weed, by the way? The latter is healthier ^^
So close that it's right!
I don't know anyone to buy weed off of, also can't smoke in my house
Oh and I dislike smoking in general
Edibles I enjoy quite a lot
just think of it as me asking card for guidance
I'm wondering how similar it is now
I guess they pretty much have to make it with exactly the same things
It does, lol.
Did you sleep well then? Enjoying the coffee?
You forgot to capitalize the 'e'.
Just go downtown and talk to a black guy like I did
And you could blow it out the window :3
I never tried them much
Yeah, I slept for like 14 hours. Kind of needed to catch up on sleep because I wasn't getting much because of my cold. I still have the cold, but I guess it let me sleep this time. And yeah ^^
What do you have today?
Aww, hope it passes soon.
Uni in little over an hour, then have to visit parents this weekend
It's tempting to correct Nezi's post
nope, I didn't. I chose not to do it because I'm better than that.
yeah I don't think fake pee is a thing. I'm sure you meant to say "clean pee" as in, getting some from someone else. fake pee would be way too much effort. and would still come back wrong in any drug test because it would immediately identify that it wasn't real pee.
So, you don't want to be any more specific? Because it sounds like you have something specific in mind
We could do this in private, if you want. Or I'll just do that general "guidance" reading if that's what you want ^^
I've been in a good mood despite it
Looking forward to seeing them or no? :3
Google "synthetic urine"
Maybe it doesn't work, but I'm not sure why the market exists if it doesn't
Nah, not really
You'll probably get home-cooked food at least, right? ^^
Food is often a redeeming quality of bad situations
I'm not gonna google that you PERVERT
Eeeehhhh... just not my thing I'm afraid
cosmic forces guide me on the right path
guide me towards.... uhhh i dunno something?
cards tell me what to do!!!!
my existence is vague!!
cards bring me clarity.
clear the fog that surrounds me
be a beacon
or... cards just tell me if i should make rice or hashbrowns for dinner
cards tell me if i should put my laundry in later or sooner
cards tell me if i should uh.... do the thing tommorow morning or not.
:embarressed face emoji:
Do it, though.
It would be funny if they sold it on j-list as anime girl pee
Yeah, can at least hope it's warm and not cold. Who serves cold meat anyway?
Unless the food is bad too~
N E V E R
that would actually be fucking hilarious, then it would be really sad when you learn how well it's selling...
Prepare to be destroyed.
why does that catapult look so flat ew
Because you touch yourself.
Alcohol feels like I'm being meaner to my body is all
Okay, general reading, got it, I'll start working on that after this post
Don't you know if you like your parents' cooking by now? I guess this means you don't? ^^
Teach them how to cook properly
They have a lot of cool wacky stuff but somehow I still haven't ended up actually buying any of it
I'll serve you warm meat any day~
yeah the last one you gave me was a general life synopsis past future present spread
this one should give me more recent insight into direction of my emotions and feels
since it's a more focused reading into the now!
Do you actually think tarot cards work?
You are and yeah weed would definitely agree with my body more in the long run. Just don't really have anywhere to get it and don't care that much to go out and find someone, blak ppl r scary
BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS YUG- I MEAN, TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some refuse to learn. If anything, I think it's laziness
Have you even watched yu gi oh...
been ready for ages bby
it's all for nerds and weebs.
I'd say this wasn't funny but at least you came up with it before Goggles did.
Wow, mean. I couldn't resist making the joke.
if it's fun, it's fun.
i enjoy what it is.
hey it's better than having no fun at all party pooper, imagine... being that unfun that you have to call out all things in life. jus sayin' not pointing fingers! :3
I'm obviously keeping my best cards close until I need them.
You didn't answer the question.
S T O P
Oh, I guess I'll do a background/problem/solution spread, then. That's the only other one I know right now x3
You don't have to believe they're mystical for them to be helpful, Test-sama. They're good for getting another perspective on things and getting someone thinking about something ^^
A couple of people have already told me my readings have helped them
How could you speak to your otouto like that?
That image is adorable.
I'm going to afk for awhile, have a lovely day at Uni.
Yeah! that sounds powerful! ^_^
Enjoy yourself as well
And my version was much more clever
Does the period go within the quotes? I can never remember that one as it doesn't seem logical.
The "much more" part is definitely debatable.
Seems there would be better ways to get perspectives than leaving it to a deck of cards.
I'm not sure I ever told you that I made that "partaking in worthless garbage" banner you made one of the board banners.
I'm going to murder you.
Erio do the same thing you're doing for Luka for me, I need some heart in my cards tonight
so ur a weebnerd
Add me back on battlenet you fucking nerd.
No wait.. I'll make sure you never ever die.
Yay Colby wants the "solution" card spread Erio!
for what purpose?
So I can make fun of you when you fall back to gold in OW, of course.
And to play a video game with you every once in a while, dammit.
Cupcake my internet is good enough to play OW with you and Test
I-if you want >///
you're waifu an shit.
cup colby test all on Overwatch!
Don't talk about Kaiki like that.
That guy was kinda cool but not my type.
Background - Knight of Cups: Romantic/overemotional, imaginative/fanciful, sensitive/termperamental, refined/over-refined, introspective/introverted
Well, this card actually kind of screams "you" almost to the extent that the Knight of Swords screams "Tsuchi." You're a person who's focused on lovely romantic things, you have a strong imagination, you're sensitive, you appreciate beauty, and maybe you're not exactly introspective, but you probably have a more rich "inner life" than most people do. All of these things have their negative aspects. You're often overemotional, and overly fanciful and wrapped up in day dreams. You're temperamental and easily offended; you get melancholy and depressed a lot. You don't want to deal with the unpleasant things in life, such as having a job. And you're heavily introverted and perhaps wrapped up in yourself to an unhealthy degree
Problem - Three of Swords: Heartbreak, loneliness, betrayal
This card has three swords stabbing a heart. You're a lonely person, and probably hurting inside in general. Maybe you've even been badly betrayed in the past and you still very much carry the damage from that. The negative aspects of the previous card are something that keeps you in this place
Solution - Seven of Wands: Aggression, defiance, conviction
This card says you need to be more active and go after what you want. You can't just sit around waiting for it. You need to assert yourself in the world, and do so consistently. It could also mean that you have some aggressive feelings you're not acknowledging. Those feelings, if acknowledged, could be transformed into the energy you need to carve your way in the world, become a stronger person, and overcome the Three of Swords
What do you think? ^^
Yes, and also the quotation should be "these" kind of quotation marks. But actually, apparently both of those rules only apply in American English. So you're not wrong on an international level :3
Grammar is just a big meme anyway
They have a lot of symbolism in them and it all seems to work out into some pretty solid advice. I'm not going to pretend my view on the cards is entirely materialist, but I don't really want to expound on Hermetic principles here, so hopefully we can just agree to disagree on that part at least ^^
And yeah, I noticed :3
Okay, I'll work on that after this post
How have you been, Goggles? :3
new phone who dis?
I quite enjoyed the brief time we spent playing, even if you got a little more mad than was probably reasonable lol
Woo let's trigger Test more
Eh you, fag. Stroheim#11826
We can even just do the PVE and get them lootboxes.
Uh-huh. My turn after Colbs.
Nigga you don't know me.
that doesn't sound like me at all.
I'll p v ur e.
I need that ZEN SKIN.
Yep, those are pretty strong readings alright.
Those are the things i'm struggling with.
You're reading is acute as usual.
Good Job, Thanks Erio.
Something for me to meditate on.
ikr. it's pretty dope.
i did pve last night
it seems doable
but reaper really really hurts
and hog sure takes a lot to take down
maybe one day i'll get a queue with good teammates, just so i can get that sweet expert +6 endless wave.
Best skin ever imho
You know most of what I say is jest
Lol well my memory is shit but I still remember it being enjoyable
it actually might be.
no fun allowed. ur off the squad.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
I SAID YOU KNOW ME, NOT I KNOW YOU
Background - The Hierophant: Education, belief systems, conformity, group identification
In context with the following two cards, this probably represents thought patterns and ways of looking at things. In particular, they may have been imbued in you from the education system, or maybe they're the residue of a childhood religion you aren't a part of anymore. But I suppose they could be from anything; maybe even conclusions you made independently, but this card seems to heavily suggest that they come from some kind of social thing.
Problem - Two of Swords: Blocked emotions, avoidance, stalemate
This card has a woman with a blindfold and two swords that she seems to be using to protect herself. It suggests that there's something you're avoiding; some part of your existing beliefs about the world that you at least subconsciously know you need to re-evaluate, but you're pushing the issue away and trying to avoid it.
Solution - Ace of Swords: Mental Force, truth, justice, fortitude
This card goes very well here and I think the meaning is clear. You need to have the mental force and fortitude to face whatever doubt it is you're avoiding and decide if that doubt has merit, adjusting your views accordingly.
What do you think? ^^
All the cards definitely seemed to tie together pretty well; I guess I'm getting better at that
Sure! Do you have a specific question or general topic (such as romance, finance, work, etc.)?
Thanks gurl; glad it helped
Why must you vex me so
It would make sense if I had any clue what it is I'm supposed to be avoiding
The heart of the cards might be wrong on this one
i am the 3 of swords, i am libra.
i am the problem, but my solution is a pretty and courageous seven of wands lady that will use her fire element to ignite my passion, since my element is only air ;~;
That's why I prefer not to do general readings, lol. But it's a question you can reflect on yourself. I think there needs to be a bit of reflection on your end, especially since that's what the reading is saying :3
Then why not narrow it down with another one and ask what the issue is I'm avoiding?
The Knight of Cups really seemed like you, to me. I wonder if it's normal for the Knight of Swords to bulli the Knight of Cups
Sure, I guess I'll do that after Test's
I have nothing I really want to ask. Give me the most general reading, either one of these "problem/solution" ones or a past present future one. Whichever you feel like doing.
We're FINALLY FUCKING BACK
the seven of wands, the solution i need, a special lady, luck number seven according to the card itself!
i need lady luck on my side!
the sword knight wanna go fast,
but the cup knight takes time for the people, instead of rushing around like the sword guy do
Sword knight is Sonic
kinda shows me why sword knight hate cup knight
But where does Shovel Knight fit into all of this?
your ace of swords is your solution!
It'd be cooler if I had like an Ace of Machine Guns
Like the ace of swords but cooler because he has machine guns
sounds like a very rash destructive fast paced reckless
No one ever looked super cool while being slow and constructive, Luka
slow and steady turtle beat the adhd distracted rabbit.
slow and constructive pyramid stood test of time, stability.
Yeah, but they didn't look BADASS
i dont know what else i could say.
At least I'm getting practice with general readings even though I don't like them
This is an interesting story. I see a group working together as a team, but then one of them is out in the cold on his own (well, maybe not entirely alone). Eventually, that one becomes a Hierophant; a pope-like figure
Past - Three of Pentacles: Teamwork, planning, competence
This suggests you have a past of being part of a "team" with people and coordinating with them in a competent, efficient manner. It's a very grounded and practical team; seems fitting for you. This card can also mean you have a history of being a planning, competent person in general who gets things done well.
Present - Five of Pentacles: Hard times, ill health, rejection
This can signify loneliness, exclusion, insecurity, or just generally that your life isn't going great right now. Perhaps you're no longer a part of the group from the last card, and that's a cause of current bad times. The card can also suggest that you've been neglecting yourself and not taking proper care of yourself. Taking care of yourself is important because it helps you to get into a better state of mind and thus makes you better able to create a good future for yourself, and can give you the efficient qualities of the Three of Pentacles card that you may have lost to an extent.
Future - The Hierophant: Education, belief systems, conformity, group identification
Well, my initial impression was that this card means you're fit for a leadership role and should pursue it somewhere in your life. But, this card can also refer to just being part of a structured group in general. Perhaps it is encouraging you to seek a new team like the one in the Three of Pentacles card, or something better. If my initial impression is accurate, you should take some kind of leadership role in that team. If you're a student, this card could also mean that you should put more focus into your studies.
You may have noticed that all the parts of this are somewhat structured as intuitive impressions followed by more general explanations of the meanings of the cards; I'm kind of trying to find the right balance
How've you been? :3
but i do wonder what cards Erio will pull for Test though!
There is no arguing that the most important thing in life is to look cool as fuck
I'm going to do Colbs' next one because I said I would and then please no more requests for now ^^
you get what im saying though right?
Yeah, I read what he wrote
Wow! Test is gonna be smart in the future!!!
i wonder what it will say about you ^_^
You do a good job of tying the different cards together to produce one cohesive story.
I'm smart now, damn you.
Probably that I have AIDS
"stay in school kids!" "don't do drugs and bad stuff!"
isn't that the saying? lol
I will, unless it's Super AIDS
it all happened by chance!11!!
the correlation causation didn't mean anything!!!
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
my tummy hurts
eat yummy foods to wake up ;~;
or maybe i should lay down for a little bit.
let future me worry about starving.
What the fuck does this even mean?
That might work, up to you
He is hallucinating a card yelling "TSUCHI" for some reason
Drugs are bad, kids.
Not even once.
He's high on life
Should be *sleeps* tbh
i'm just gonna take some time to think
Whatcha thinkin' about?
Did you have those "straight edge" faggots at your schools as well?
That wore obnoxious shirts just preaching about how they were above the influence or whatever bullshit and rant about how they're "high on life"?
I had someone that was straight edge but he wasn't pretentious about it
I only really knew it was a meme thing after seeing it memed on the internet
So, we have a hermit; a person who is isolated and "inside himself." He has three swords stabbing through his heart - the effects of past emotional hurt are holding him back. However, those swords can be removed if the hermit embraces the outgoing energy of the beautiful and flamboyand Page of Swords!
Background - The Hermit: Introspection, searching, guidance, solitude
So, you're someone who's somewhat withdrawn and introverted. You have a lot of alone time, and you're probably glad that you do. There isn't necessarily anything wrong with the Hermit, but perhaps his existence could be improved.
Problem - Three of Swords: Heartbreak, loneliness, betrayal
Though you like being alone more than the average guy does, you still experience a lot of loneliness that you don't like. Perhaps you should be more extroverted and "come out" to the world more than you do, but past rejection, hurt, etc. makes that hard. Everyone has this problem to an extent - they're afraid to fully be themselves, because the world has occasionally punished them for it in a variety of different ways since early childhood. Maybe the parts of the world that punished you for "being yourself" weren't always exactly WRONG, but perhaps your best response would have been to refine the external manifestation of your natural self into something more palatable, rather than suppressing it completely.
Solution - Page of Swords: Use your mind, be truthful, be just, have fortitude
My initial impression is that the Page of Swords' image is a heavy contrast to that of the Hermit. The Hermit is an old robed man in what seems to be a desolate, lonely landscape, and the Page of Swords is an apparently happy young man with his hair blowing in the wind standing on beautiful, flowing grassy and sandy terrain by the sea. Overall, he seems much more extroverted than the Hermit. You're probably an introvert by nature, of course, and there's nothing wrong with that. But that doesn't mean you have nothing to gain from behaving in an at least somewhat more extroverted manner and showing your personality to the world more. Have fortitude, approach life with an optimistic energy, and be more truthful in how you present yourself to the world.
So, in conclusion, the answer seems to be that you believe you should just continue being as you are now, and that you should re-evaluate that belief.
That was fun; what do you think? ^^
Yeah~ -hugs tightly-
Thanks, yeah, it's becoming more natural
Hey cutie, how're you?
It's not an insult :3
Don't you think it seems like you?
Not looking forward to go to school
Raspberry Pi dead need a new SD card
Maybe you needed the sleep
Good luck today; you'll get through it ♥
Look at that link about the Knight of Swords and tell me if you think it's Tsuchi
Yeah I think that about sums it up lmao
Oh my my thread is being used.
The only time I had ever faced any real disciniplinary action at school was regarding one of those people. They had a table at the entrance to the cafeteria and when people came in, would have some self-righteous speech about how great they were for being "above the influence".
I didn't really even say much other than a few profanities but was just telling her to go shove it since no one cares.
My mom was the one who went in to talk to the principal and said nothing I did was wrong in her eyes so all I got was a "please don't do that again" from the principal. It was great.
Doesn't sound like me at all. I'm the nicest fucking person here.
Not even sure if I'll go like if I go drive now I'll be an hour late.
Just like YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mom sounds like a gem
I could murder Jesus and I'm sure my mother would find ways to say it was Jesus' fault at trial.
For what reason?
I like how that site puts most things so politely
That's probably helped me more than I realized, come to think of it
Take it, slut
You're kind of kawaii in a way
Whether it's worth it or not depends on how many more hours of class you have scheduled for today, I guess
Well, it gives the positive and negative, you have to choose which one to place more emphasis on
I'm like the only person in any of my extended family that is both sane and honest so most of my family tends to get weirdly messianic about me since I'm about the only person that will just say outright if I'll do something and why I won't.
I mean it even puts the negative in a pretty polite way
this will really impress my girls thanks animus
Crawl back into Kroni's anus.
He is out cold.
Oooohhhh, so she's just crazy. Got it
Well yeah, it's not gonna be like "THIS CARD IS A SHIT CUNT AND IF YOU PICK HIM YOU FUCKING SUCK" lol
It's gotta seem legit
Do it anyways.
It's not just her.
Me being the most likable family member is like the only constant other than everyone else just hating one another.
D'aww, you're the glue holding the dysfunction together
Or maybe the hinge
I'm the Michael Bluth.
I had to Google that
HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT?
WHAT ROCK WERE YOU UNDER?
One could say that when it came to TV shows, my development was arrested
Oh and also I was 10 when the show first came on in 2003 so
I am the same age as you.
Yeah, and? I wasn't really interested in Fox sitcoms when I was 10 dude
I didn't watch it when it aired.
No one watched it when it aired which is why it was cancelled despite being the highest rated comedy on television.
idk, just never got into it. No one recommended it to me so
It's a project day
And the time to arrive was 10:00 and it's 9:51 now
And I already messaged them I won't be in time/won't be there in the morning because of being on the toilet
Which isn't even a lie
Wake up with better tastes in TV shows.
ok bye americans
this is the most badass concept I've ever seen for a car
Haha. Not only did I have to wake up at 3 am, but apparently after being told I couldn't go into work for an extra 30 min in the fucking cold ass fog because nobody was there yet, my fucking department didn't have to work today and nobody was able to tell me until I was there already.
Noriyaro is a treasure.
you're a treasure.
Cupcake, make me tendies I'm hungy.
hilariously I actually have chicken nuggets in my freezer right now because I went to costco the other day.
Are you going to make me some, mommy?
only if you don't call me that u weirdo.
alright calm it down you pervball.
ffs woman cease
I meant stop the moonrunes and I'm pretty sure you know that.
The runes just say "Mom" and then "Dad" I figured that one was obvious enough.
it was in the context but since I'm not going to be leaving a tab for google translate open regardless it's better to nip all this nippon in the bud.
those two characters don't even make sense together
Of course you'd be nipping nips in their buds, you perverted lolicon.
One has a red dress, the other red hair. Perfect match right there
anyway, bye bye
Tell me your twitter so I can like your tweets too.
that logic is shaky at best.
Their cute, soft, pink buds.
no idea what you could possibly be referring to
Buy me a tokitsukaze cosplay and I'll record myself yelling "しれぇー！” at my crush.
cute. but I have no money.
Wait do you really wanna know
Wow, what good are you then?
THAT IS ALL SHE DOES.
I've never been any good, rin.
That's a lie.
You've always been good for laughs.
at, not with
？？？I said for.
only four laughs?
I'm going to strangle you with Fledgling Japanese buds if you don't stop this.
Tokitsukaze alarm clock
It sucks Tokitsukaze isn't a cute anime boat irl.
Maybe I could be your Tokitsukaze?
Kongou and the Admiral are out.
They'd never have to know.
しれぇsounds kind of like死ねぇ
why can't c++ format strings :(
imagine being able to breathe freely
Imagine being able to open your mouth without the screaming coming out