gimme the noodle
atleast potatoes are excusable while hot
while hot, yes. So if you got some left over, microwaving it is~
Russia, Japan and USA are hardest.
I always guess mainland Japan but it's Hokkaido ;~;
i use a microwave everyday
im pretty good at stopping it the second before it beeps
india and russia and australia and africa
lol, do you sit and stare at it the whole time it runs?
no im pro at keeping a mental timer while preparing my dishes or other foods or drinks
Oh, I see.
Do you throw instant-noodles in the microwave, or what do you use it for?
leftovers to go wtih rice
instant noodles are cooked by water dispenser hot water
i eat it everyday
I prefer my white people food
whats staple in white people diet anyways?
And appropriated goods
Depends on the country. I think something like frikadeller is here
What a dirty bird, Huhu.
dont you eat bread almost as much as i eat rice tho
Yeah, possibly. Like, every day actually
wut kind? fancy ones? or bagged slcied loaves?
Frikadeller is godly you uncultured swine
i dont like any grinded meats unless its in a burger
bagged sliced loaves of rugbrød
They're indeed amazing
that looks like it will make my shits scrape my intestines
I'm fairly sure it's an acquired taste. Have yet to meet any foreigner who's a fan of it
looks like something people nom while coffee
It's usually nommed for lunch
just straight bread?
im conscious kill bye
Nah, you have it with toppings, of course.
and rip thread too
Good news tho my PC finally stopped lagging. It was fucking F.lux that caused microstutters everywhere.
almost time to evacuate
hope my PC survives the storm
don't really care about the house :^)
isn't it a bit late
Put it in a giant ziplock.
is it really that bad?
steal ur hard drive
curfew at 7pm
I'll put you in a giant ziplock
and bring you with me~
it was category 5 with 185mph winds, now it's cat4
but there's 4
that's too much work
u put tower in ur car
and drive away from water
im jk we're staying at a hotel
nah I'm gonna leave it at my house and cross my fingers
Nezi b like
katia is headed towards beanland and jose won't hit land. bad picture, 0/10
Shut the fuck up you tranny pedo
you forgot incest
the incest was an old meme
y o u n e e d h e l p
I've had help, I'm better now
through my own fucking strength too, therapy didn't do shit for me and I stopped in like 6 months ago
So that rugbrød stuff looks pretty good, from what I gather it's a rye sourdough, sounds like good eats to me.
i'm happy that fish is better and you should be too
Who is fish?
but are they really?
What is this image?
Fish is my best friend and closest confidant.
I posted a selfy a few threads ago
Did the Mercy patch go live finally?
I hear it got nerfed really hard
Still doesn't tell me much about fish.
Oh yeah, you'd a super cutey.
rip nezi florida looks rekt
it's mercy and 76 watching a movie together
it's still on PTR
I don't know if it's a nerf or not, it's a Rework, so it's completely different, might be better or worse, idk yet
No, it's not live? Or No, it didn't get nerfed
Or both even
rework not live yet
I was a mentally ill mess a year ago and constantly blogposted about my shit life and now things are going well for me and people don't hate me as much
My friend was on PTR when the original rework was put out, and apparently they've slowly murdered it
I am skeptical but we will see if it proves to be true.
i hope so
idk I don't play PTR
You too, join the club, I spent a week in a psychiatric ward exactly a year ago, then a spent 6 weeks at rehab for the alcoholism.
Oh, overwatch stuff, still don't have it.
Fish is cancer
Fish is a mess
I can hate you, if it would make you feel more yourself.
I never went to rehab thankfully, I had a bit of a drug/drinking problem but even when I was a fucking mess I was strong willed enough to kick it with no problems. last night I had a drink for the first time in 3 months and I barely even liked it so I think I'm done for good
*eats jar of fish*
This board is cancer, this site is cancer, 90% of the internet is cancer, big woop.
I still drink, and I still deny that the drinking was part of the problem, plus 12 steps are gay as fuck.
I work at a rehab center and read addicts sob stories all day so i have no temptation to go back
Wait, so Fish doesn't think he's a girl anymore?
there it is
I am a grill
I am a wood burning stove.
that's not in the fact of gender binary
I thought someone said he was better...
I don't follow what you are trying to say here....
People don't get better until they die.
there is male and female and nothing else
But you said you were a grill.....
I am just now getting the joke
That took awhile....
Draw me like one of your French girls.
I lack the ability to draw.
Grids just fuck fish already you contrarian prick
I got to experience plenty of people's sob stories I was the best at calling people on their bullshit, empathy isn't my strong suit.
What kind of fish?
Plus if you're a girl we can't have sex.
I love this place yes, but it's also complete shit, also where's fish live? I just might try.
You wouldn't fuck me if I were a girl?
Fish lives about 10 miles from me.
1. I'm gay
2. I have a girlfriend
3. I live in Arizona
cup or shiro
Neither. Though last I was aware, Cup lives more like 20 or 30 miles from me. Don't know who or what Shiro is.
how many of live in fucking Arizona
Good for you.
1. I'm bi.
2.I have a girlfriend
3.Monogamy is boring
4. I live in michigan.
Well, I'm a homosexual.
A lot. Like, a fuck ton. Probably 1 in every 5 posters seems to live here. Mostly all around Phoenix. A couple in Tuscon. A couple in Prescott. We really ought to all get together at some point.
Ain't it? I love hot lesbians.
Not even if it were me though?? Begging?
What's wrong with begging as a man?
phoenix is best. also how the fuck do you know it's 10 miles away?
Is honesty funny to you?
No, but uts honestly funny to me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was actually pretty good lol.
I am not known to beg...
Unless it is for a bullet in the brain. I have begged for that plenty of times. Most people just think I am joking...
Because we talked about it once. You live somewhere in northern Scottsdale, no? Might be somebody else I am thinking. Like I said, I know there are plenty of us here.
Remember that one spell that Fish desperately wanted to get fucked in the ass by that one guy whose girlfriend walked in when he was fucking her in the ass?
I live near Greenway and 32nd street
Smoked or not?
Close enough. I am by the I-17 and Peoria.
we had a mutual agreement but it got awkward for some reason. She didn't like me after the first hookup, but we still had an agreement that I could fuck him.
ended things with him though because he was being creep as shit while he was handing over at my place. i didn't want any sex at all and we were high as shit and he wouldn't stop making advancements on me.
Fish likes it in the ass, this makes fish even more appealing.
Cheque this shit out
You made it sad.
put into jars.
Just seems like a fruitless agreement for a gay-girl to be allowed to fuck a guy, y'know?
I really crave dick sometimes but I'm not into guys at all
Good thing sexuality orientation is in no way defined by sexual cravings, yeah?
Wasn't my intention...
A nude would fix it.
I like you.
I have my girlfriend fuck me in the ass with a strapon sometimes, I consider myself bi.
Sometimes I wish certain guys would take me.
I can't do that though...
You are trying too hard, and making even me cringe.
I can't though.....
Trying what too hard?
My cancer-ridden girlfriend would not approve.
To get into Fish's fish. Fuck.
Hey fish is cute, but way to far away for anything to happen, I'm just looking to make a new friend with a little bit in common.
So am I.
And I am a gorgeous hermaphrodite that has come to spread love, and my legs, for all mankind.
I guess I can just sleep at the foot of the bed.
Just don't crawl up between my legs looking for a treat.
goodnight. i love you all.
Oh, I like you too, are you as cute as fish?
r u winning?
So it's raw?
jarred salmon is boiled alive with spices and salts and in boiling process seals the jars for years
i ate one outta the jar a few days ago.
so yes, raw, but the jar it's in was boiled.
So, what are you into other than hot lesbians?
Canning cooks the item in the jar, it's what keeps it fresh by killing any bacteria inside.
I also have a thing for short, fat men with neck beards and a passing interest in guns.
I want cake now.
where do u live
I am a pure and innocent person with absolutely no sexual desires.
I believe you! So am I!
Well, all of those things are the opposite of me me, I have a full beard, and I'm average height and I'm not fat, and my interest in guns is eternal.
Currently, Belleville Michigan, where you at in Canada, I might get a passport to explore the great North, hiking would be fun there.
And I might still be looking for someone to buy me an SVT so I can sneak it back to the states, you can report it stolen about a month later.
i spiced it up
and uhhh added soy
woah.... ur in that detroit place.
i'm in the center of west canada. yes bc is is green and good and pretty.
I've only ever had smoked and raw in a salad before
It really is, we might could have had some fun.
I accidentally drove through Canada once.
So you are what, about 6' 180 lbs? You are a student, or have a job that allows for unkempt beards, and you play with things that go boom?
5'9" other than that, spot on, and my hair and beard really is like disgustingly unkept, I should trim my beard and get a haircut and try to get a job at the gun range like I want.
Just keep it a little maintained. If your hair is long, just put it in a pony tail or use some gel to keep it swept back. And your beard, use beard balm. But if your beard isn't long enough, make sure to shave your neck.
it's nice and natural fish oils and health.
I let it grow out for 6 months, so it's long enough that the neck blends, and I didn't trim my neck for that reason, I wanted it to blend, I trim it so I don't get hair in my mouth, that's about it, and I wear a hat most of the time, but the sides are all over the place, I keep saying I should get a hair cut but I never do, I'd like to be able to wear a ponytail again.
They questioned me at the boarder for like 15 minutes then just let me into Canada, I still don't have a passport or an enhanced license.
Then let it grow and put it in a tail again.
what's your steam?
It's not that simple though, I want it to ponytail, but until then it's in like that awkward long enough to be annoying, and not long enough to ponytail, the struggle is real.
I wish my girl was cool like that, I get to fuck her ass like once a year because she doesn't like it, she's said I could have like a side guy or a trap friend if I want though, so there's hope for that.
Just stop being a bitch about it. Wear a bandanna, or use gel to keep it in order. It isn't like it takes forever for it to grow.
Anal really isn't all it is cracked up to be.
ur a milatary guy
I know, I'll do it.
I disagree with you on that one, anal is such an amazing feeling, the asshole is the perfect hole for fucking.
She also told me multiple times, a military I'D doesn't constitute a travel document.
I also outran a police car while I was there, I was doing 30 over and I saw the lights come on way back behind me, so I stood on it until I couldn't see them anymore for like 10 minutes then I "stopped for gas" never saw him pass, so I guess he just gave up.
hihi mandy ^~^
How are you doing today, love?
I have a movie on my mind lol
Whatchu been up to?
If I'd gotten a ticket I would have been fucked, I didn't actually have permission to leave the standard liberty radius of like 100miles.
And I definitely didn't have permission to leave the country.
how'd you win
I did the math in my head for the estimated distance behind me and I figured even if his car could do 125 or 130mph, it would take close to a half hour for him to catch up to me doing 110mph, and at that distance I knew he couldn't see my plate, his mistake was turning on his lights so far back.
A movie, eh? Which one?
Bill and Ted's Excellent Journey.
get a timbits!
Sour cream glazed are the only good timbits
Haven't seen that in ages....
What are timbits
Donut holes. From Kanada.
ewww they've gone sour
why would you cover something in something that tastes so bad and sour and deteriorating
Sour cream timbits are made with sour cream dough. They aren't sour
What are you all, children?
it smells sour
it tastes sour
it must have gone sour and bad
I don't get Timbits or donuts
Sour cream dough smells and tastes sour? You have some pretty odd taste buds, I have to say
I just stick to an Ice cap and call it good.
I'd eat Rin's Timbit.
The only thing I'll really get for myself if hot chocolate, coffee or a specialty tea.
Call it a side-effect of having worked there.
sour = bad
After shower sexxy wet hair selfy.
Fuck it posting sideways.
We have tim hortons in Michigan you know.
I hear that after McD's bought the franchise that the coffee became shit.
Trying to make it straight
Burger King bought it, not McDonalds
Sounds relatively nice.
Also, a more impressive beard than I would have guessed.
wheres that? ._.
I forget which. I am not the canadian. But yeah, I hear that burger king now uses Tim's original recipe and have since changed Tim's recipe.
Don't let them fool you.
Oh, oh, sorry, let me just get back to my ginger glazed mahi mahi then.
They claim to have made Tim's separate and make no decisions for them. Their coffee hasn't changed at all, and the menu choices are the only real noticeable change, but they were already making the change towards that sort of menu already
Sour is good if it's intentional.
My pretty little CZ75, I did all the work on it.
Like all over the state.
Looks straight to me, at least phone posting.
Or are you calling me gay.
It is quite a beard, I had one similar to it in highschool.
Diggin the beard.
It's just dough what could possibly go wrong?
It is possible, I suppose.
I would prefer just a GI 1911.
No, it opens up sideways.
It comes from filthy commies.
It's so pretty
Judging food based on where it's from is wrong.
I learned that when I first ate samosa.
No, you always judge a culture by their foods and the foods by their culture. For instance, Poutine is disgusting, hence Canadians are disgusting.
I don't think I've ever had a genuine canadian dish before, so I can't judge.
But I mean, they're all over hockey so they can't be that bad.
Well, they also love curling, so...
It could definitely be worse.
My brothers sks, I helped him mount the ak scope mount on it, still have to cut it and weld it shorter to make it look right.
As always, thank you squash.
Beards have always been easy for me.
Well, I think it's something with the file size and Holla Forums, too lazy to resize it.
I don't have a 1911 yet.
It was a few days worth of work, and modding the scale for the hammer spring retainer was the most nerve racking part.
True. At least they are all painfully polite.
That scope makes that sks look weird as fuck.
Well I don't know about ALL...
The riser is meant for an ak, I gotta chop it and weld it just above the dust cover then it'll look better, he wanted a holo sight and a magnifier, and I didn't want him dust cover mounting the shit, so I drilled and tapped the reciever for him.
Maybe some other time When I snap a pic of my appendix carry piece.
I made an outfit in Animal Crossing.
don't watch Bojack Horseman
IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
Go away soto
Soto Soto go away
Come again some other day
Go away Ian
Ian play games with me.
What kinda games?
I don't into that weeb shit
LMAO MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THAT MEME TOO AFTER SHOWING HIM A SCREENSHOT LOL
daylight come and me wan go home
come mistah tally man
tally me banana
Ikty myon is here too
I can officially blame OnePlus for having the shittiest alarm because it didn't go off.
hello you stinky megoomin
Up so early :3
you are the lifeblood of the threads
or too late I guess, if your alarm didn't go off
i woke up before it so i caught it in the act of not doing anything
i wish it were true but even when II'm here the threads are DEAD
A real and actual alarm clock is best. Never failed me during the 10 years I've had it.
Smartphones does nothing well and everything subpar. They're awful
Same. It just isn't right now cause Ikt showed up too. He is the lifeblood of the thread
w-wait a minute....you mean to tell me this whole time.......it's been....ikt myon?
The threads has been running for years, and I'm still new. Can't possibly be my fault that they're alive
then that must mean it's your fault that it's dead.........how could you hu......
I thought you were our friend
oh shit, I best leave then
fuck I ruined the threads again
Have a good one
Have a nice day at school ikt chan
have a good days you
kind of cold to be not wearing ANY CLOTHES isn't it ?
A little, but it's alright in bed
gotta get into that bed
it's getting chilly here already
I'm super bummed about it, when winter hits I wont be able to roll around with my buddies anymore....
And you're i n one of those nordic countries
I bet your winters are just terrrible
what is your favorite season?
bleh, yeah winter fucking sucks.
Definitely summer, sadly summer wasn't really a thing this year
Winter is the best
Not when summer is about 20C
I want 20C
Same. Instead it was colder, and now it's already getting even cooler out.
I'm not ready for winter yet
here u go
cuddle with naked men
*someone starts tugging on my cheek*
I've had a headache all day and medicine and water don't help
get your finger out of there
You don't now where that thing;s been
You slept any yet?
Drink copious amounts of alcohol
Hopefully when you do your head gets to feeling better
Seems like a bad idea
It'll at least temporarily help probably
But then it would be worse in the morning.
That is why you continue
*reaches my hand slowly towards @colbert's face*
*grabs u by your cheek and begins to pull*
haha you mean this?
*wiggles my finger in your cheek*
hehe eh hehe h
*piiinches yoru cheek one last time before......*
*COLBERT BITES MY ARM*
HELP ME DEAR GOD GET HIM OFF JESUS CHRIST PLEASE SAVE ME
how will I continue living this life without my arm.......My livelihood.....is gone........
just grow a new one
I'm thinking that I'm just going to make colbert my new arm
since its HIS fault I lost mine
I'd be a shitty arm tbh
The old Bard can't come to the phone right now
ARMS FOR THE ARM GGOD
Whatever, I'm going to bed
because he's DEAD
give me my arm back heathen
Thank god he is dead
So hes gonna jerk you off ?