Cum is my favourite meal

what does "t." even mean?

what is "qt" except a framework?

3.14

You

lol gay

NO!

you are

needs more fat tiddies tbh

Yes!

never

Forever

Lies!

i havent fapped to traps in over a week

Truth

@grom

grotesque

Nope, now it's full-blown gay and you swallow your own cum, how time has changed

nope, don't know where you've heard these lies

I would never reveal my sources

In either case, you should find new ones because the ones you got are clearly misinformed

Rude

truth~

do you even swallow your own cum?

no. What would be the point?

That you're rude?

That too, but mostly that your sources are incorrect

well if you're gay and dont do it its not a gay thing to do. duh

If that's what defines what's not gay, then time to go out and suck some cock, since that wouldn't be gay

the premise was what you wouldnt want to do. you would suck a cock if you could

Are you sure?

wanna suk my dik?

no

wow that hurts
kms

kernel mode setting?
I already got a man though, don't take it personally~

oh well would you suck that man's dick?

like nothing else

lol see you are hella gay and im straight

Nothing gay about making sure the one you love feels good

would he suck you

It's Finnish for "terveisin" translated to "regards", it just got picked up from all the spurdo memes.

Spurdo Sparde :D :D :D

Yep, though he'd probably prefer to just bend me over

Really? That's the origin?

is your ass trained to take dick tho

Yeah, dumb isn't it?

No. I'm of the belief that your body should be saved for your one and only. Nothing will ever go up that except his, and exclusively his, not even toys.

Aren't most memes? :3

All of them.

you havent tried fucking yourself in the butt with a toothbrush?

Cock is my staple food.

Almost all of them anyway

Nope, never

i stapled my cock

megumi was the pinnacle of anime

you're pretty straight for a gay dude

I don't think any non-dumb ones exist.

And you're pretty gay for a straight dude~

I know one

Lies.

I set myself up for that one
gn

You are cute though.

Runescape is a meme, and it's awesome~

rekt

im being further bullied instead of getting a virtual tuck
the world has declined

I think it's just the nostalgia that keeps people going back.
Although nostalgia is usually delusion, RIP.

Not even a little bit

I think that would only be the case if you used to do it a lot back then, which wasn't really the case for me

Hey SD

You are cute.

I used to, but then elementary school was over.

Hello Sims.

Cute boys > *

It's been a while.

lies!

80% of my total game time has been thrown into the game after i turned 20.

you're a cute boy

*tucks*

skull emoji

*tucc*

Ban, Archives, the cunt with several names

I have more than that

as if that makes it any better

calm down

no

Truths

yes

how 2 drive help

Somewhat, been busy-ish.

I quit the games I spent most time on really, they got boring.

Oh shit is that my boy SD?

'Sup Soto?

fucking destroyed

How ya been man?

oficially liscensed spongebob meme toys

**i kind of want the dabbing squidward*

Funnily enough I have CX750M.

Had an awful job, quit, got a new job with a better pay and work environment, so pretty good.
You?

Damn, what where you doing at your old job anyways?

What do you do in your new one anyways?

Old was automotive industry, but it was 3-shift job with 4-shift system that allows Saturday to be a work day too, so it sucked quite a lot with 2h commute a way.
Warehouse stuff, driving forklifts and sometimes between warehouses with a van transporting things, but about 50% of the work is just moving items from one inventory to another on a computer.
Practically making 13,5$ an hour for just driving and playing with a computer.

What do you do anyways?

Cars are kewl but forklifts and vidya and getting paid is better.

youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

Seen that many times, they actually showed that the first time in college when I had classes about industrial work and work safety.
Getting paid, but then not knowing what to buy with the money.

Fuck all that bullshit
Warehouses always suck but they're always hiring and it's so easy to get the job

This new one sounds so much better lol

Build server cabinets for Hitachi

Pretty chill

Yeah, spent about 14 hours at work due to that commute, practically home, sleep, work, gym, sleep and it went on like that until I got the new job.
I like warehouse jobs pretty much since nobody's going to come demand anything from me and they trust me to be capable of doing what I do, also generally just stopping by and spending half an hour talking with co-workers whenever I see them.

Buy a car and go rallying like your fellow countrymen.

I believe every Fin is born in a rally car on some bumpy Finnish rally stage and can finish a stage before being able to walk.

fuck that's pretty neat i didn't know you were a nerd

rude

There is a rally track nearby, like 40-50km(?), but it's even more of a hick area than where I am currently.

wow all up in corporate thinking and stuff

That cap is pretty A E S T H E T I C

Yeah they are pretty cool
The people you meet there are always fun
I'm always that guy making friends with everyone and getting everyone together for drinks after work

Not even

I'm just a regular worker, they just give us a bunch of merch that I dont even use lmao

Well I use the backpack

I worked in all other fields minus the store/customer service, so it took me 2 weeks to learn everyone's name, still casually throwing in jokes whenever I see them come by wherever I am at the time.
Haven't gone drinking with them yet, but the company has been usually arranging paid cruises to Sweden and back for the workers around Christmas, so that might happen pretty soon.

Before you notice you'll start to pitch Hitachi stuff to random people.

Wow, Finland doesn't let down.

Grab another beer or drink water

Well, it was the go-to sport years ago.

What is it now?

I should come visit you so I can do some rally driving.

Ice Hockey and as of lately Basketball a bit due to new young promises making it big.

No clue if they rent any rally cars though.

ah

we have the max verstappen so everybody is f1 expert now

pls teach

Well, we've got that too due to Kimi Räikkönen and Valtteri Bottas.

Finns are standard issue in F1 though. Mika Häkkinen, Keke Rosberg, Heikki Kovalainen are some names I know :p

krill me

But aren't Rosberg and Kovalainen out of it currently?

use a screen recorder and edit it and the actual music file in

that's how you get views.

I'll buy a car.

ssh

that is too much effort yo i dont even know how 2 edit videos
heck i tried once and it was annoying as fuck to set up

Just to ride rally?

At least I would imagine they're not driving anymore.

yeah das right but still finland is super good in car stuff!

imagine an american company that employed warehouse or even dock workers, think they would get a paid cruise anywhere? not unless they are working with some pretty interesting shit in that warehouse illegally

i came

thank you sinni

i came

thank you blacked

i came

Maybe, just maybe.

Well, there's other types of free-time activities the place also arranges like reserving restaurants for like ~3 hours every now and then, but it's like once in a month deal and out of your free time if you decide to join in.
A cruise to Sweden is like 20$ or less for a person though.

oh yea cause you're like right next to it. really profitable companies do nice stuff like that but big companies? forget about it, too many little people to say "what about me??"

...

Pretty much, kind of a big company but the location where I work there's just the right amount of workers so it's never crowded.

i self inset as the skinny white girl

Black people are repulsive

do you know where you are

A circlejerk on the internet where my opinion, like everyone else's, really doesn't matter in the grand portrait of life, the universe and everything?

I'm a car guy, it'd be a sin to go to Finland and not drive rally and if I wreck a car I own it's no big deal.

you are at the bottom

anime prison gays on an alt right site that are so lonely they'll even put up with eachother

everyone in the world is less repulsive than we are

and it would be a blessing if you were to be curb stomped by a black.

feku is a gay

wow all this healthy self loathing really gives me hope in the world

it is only by hating yourself that you change and improve

You'd be surprised what kind of people I'd put up with. Certainly lower than the people here seem to be
It would be assault, actually. I could sue and get some money and not be a drain though, which might not be so bad

...

stop wearing glasses inside shorty

But I'm not short
And I need glasses to see

hahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahaha

I don't think we're repulsive, at least judging by the looks quite many look just fine and seem normal enough.

Well then, it's going to cost though.

I think its kinda funny
I think its kinda rad
The dreams where loco dying
Are the best Ive ever had

I can afford it, just gotta save before I plan a trip

pretty repulsive but not as bad as walmart

repulsiveness first comes from the self and then gets projected out

yea i was actually kind of surprised how relatively okay looking most people here seem to be

Walmart... more like... LAWLmart

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE

Would still cost quite a long penny.

Thanks for reminding me of that website "people of walmart" or something.
'Sup Teeps?

But the other thing is can they hide their power levels outside of internet?

i've never actually been to walmart because michael moore taught me that they suck, but i've heard horror stories

scootaloo i bought that paramore album in cd form lol

it bumps in my jeep

Same kind of horror stories as ones about Ikea that you can't find your way out and end up spending a month in the housing maze?

Good choice
Seeing them
Again
In January
Hype

We could sort out the migration crisis in Sweden by housing them in Ikeas as living mannequins.

no more like the wretched element that shops there

i've never been to ikea either, but that's just because i get hand me down furniture all the time

the album is mixed really well. the levels are perfect in my car. i do think i prefer the live versions of a few songs

she needs to be able to scat

yea you see some fucked up shit trolling around in the depths sometimes, but it's pretty natural to want to keep most of that stuff secret

Scabbity! Yeah i like their maturing and exploring. Nice change.

it's kinda weird though, i keep thinking, "man. my mom would love this album"

Or we could send all the terrible criminals to Ikea, they would never find a way out.

Been to Ikea a few times, but thankfully we only have small ones near here, and not those 10 football field sized ones which you can get lost in.

It would be kind of a hell if you could read people's minds, although it could be very amusing too.

Just gotta start searching the forums for a bro over there with a shop, I can snag a deal.

yeah i'm not trying to spend the day shopping or anything

even super target kinda stresses me out when i'm finding a particularly random item

in college we were all about the costco cause we could just have free breakfast from the samples and load up for the month

gigantic stores are useless to a single foreveralone now tho

did you know that on 4chan you can embed twitter links?

pretty neat huh

Ni nee

Kek
Ciao

no my friend you would be in hell and find very little amusement, its very good people lie about what they think sometimes, and you don't even want to dream about some people's secret's

Maybe, I'm not too good with cars beyond changing tires and motor oils.

The mistake of going shopping with a woman, entire day gone up in the wind like ashes.

see ya

Aho Girl is the pinnacle of anime. Anime in general can stop now after this season. A higher high will never be reached.

yea one of the anons who dumps a ton of images in one of the generals ALL THE TIME embeds all the twitter image links

What use is there even for that?

the jaden anime looks pretty good.

Sleep well Scoots.

Well, my curiosity says otherwise.

I still think it's some sort of a lo-budget Youtube animation.

yeah man, shopping with other people drives me crazy

i have a game plan with a fixed time constraint

if i don't find everything that i need within like 10 minutes i get antsy and take what i got

i just recently realized that you could show the twitter post in the post

something about 4chan being mainstream now etc

well like in my big brother threads

people will embed what some past house guest is saying about something

of course it's ridiculous but kinda nice for lazy one click is better than two type of people like me

...

Oh yeah I forgot you go in those normie ass threads

even though this is the worst season ever,

the regulars there are pretty funny

and it's really the only other posting option i have atm

you post anywhere else?

oh yea? you want to go into it a little deeper? what kind of secrets would you want to know? I mean you already said it would be hell yourself so what could possibly be worth that?

is it really mainstream? it was probably already kind of mainstream back in 2011 really with all the "oooooooooooo anonymous said this, oh but don't worry they claimed it wasn't really anonymous" bitch do you get how anonymous works

I always follow the general idea of checking things at home first and then going to buy them, and then be baffled at the incompetence of people who don't know what they want from the store.

Don't you want to know things?

lol 2011 was when i started

spring

then that jessi slaughter shit hit that summer

and then all those summerfags rolled in

good times

What's so bad about this particular season?

Nah, I don't really post anywhere else. 4chan Holla Forums on rare occasions

oh god the jessi slaughter shit, that was sad, then funny, then really sad again

oh god, like that person standing right in front of the section you need something from, for days?

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT

no matter how many times i make a mental or even a physical list though, i always forget something big

they brought back the dude who got second place last year and gave him all these advantages the first few weeks

and this cast is literally all retarded like makes luka look like loco

and this dude managed to mindfuck like 8 of them to do whatever he wanted and vote out anyone worthwhile early

we should make a run at Holla Forums again while the waifu fucks are banned

it was kinda exciting when it was going down

i felt that user rush for the first time

but yeah, like she ended up in a foster home and her dad died

lol

if i want to know something ill figure it out, i don't need magic powers that i will immediately regret, humans can barely even piece together scraps of memory most of the time, and if you have a photographic memory don't let your government find out about it because they'll want you

Sounds like typical reality TV bullshit tbh

I'd be down for another 4chan run

pretty sure when i joined the site it was around when there was the picture of that dead girl posed in a picture naked and it was like unclear if she was really even dead or not?? the meme picture had a name but i forget it

Yeah, I had that when I went to buy a new chair, some +50y old women didn't know what kind of a home entertainment system they wanted, so they bugged the guy for half an hour until I got him to fetch me the chair from the warehouse.

But then the other person would know, that you know.

Too soon.

cool i need to run to the liquor store and then i'm down for whatever

i have two IPs i don't mind getting banned

as long as it's not like a month or perma

wait like the asian guy laying next to the dead girl?

~~~

brb

death to smoochy

don't bring up the antifreeze girl.

extorting someone with blackmail for benefit isnt a way i could live easily, being able to read peoples thoughts doesnt make you immune to consequences, it doesn't make you a much better fighter really, you need muscle memory for that, i'm just being realistic

sorry are you triggered?

it's too soon

Wouldn't really use it for something like that, I just like to know a whole lot of useless information.

you'd just go insane

I might be putting a new ecu in my brothers truck.

A girl, who has a boyfriend, is being the hugest slut for you all night
What do?

Bahahahaha still? We may have a problem TP

Do you like her boyfriend? If not, do it

ask the boyfriend over

watch

But I haven't gone insane yet, or are you saying that I'm confined in a white soft room and this is all happening in my head?

Yeah, I wouldn't know how to do that.

Haven't you dealt with something like this before, or is my memory going haywire?

what no, i think there was a miscommunication, if you could read anyones thoughts you'd go insane

I don't know him lmao
I know that she was terribly drunk though and I *WAS* too nice to take advantage of it this time.

I would end up making him watch instead

Possibly? A bit of a luxury problem I guess

man they were bumping like this eminem style mexican rap and i wanted to ask what it was

and then i thought that it would probably be something spanish

and it would be a bit much to make her write it down

well with like big purchases like electronics or furniture i would want to take my time

that's why i don't even go down that road

depends if the bf is a douche or not tbh

actually what it really depends on is

if you are bigger than the bf or not

If she's still like that when sober then hell yeah take advantage

Maybe, or maybe not.

I momentarily forgot that you once blamed your horrible memory when we were talking about Tomorrowland about 2 years ago, thought you could use the same solution as in the earlier case though.

I take my time at home, so the customer service can live a somewhat easier life at the store.

The shop said it's dieing they don't expect it to run more than 2 weeks.
But I figure slapping a junkyard sci in there might get more time out of it.

its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

i hear you

actually you know what? i'm with you on that

i would do my research prior

and if they didn't have what i wanted i would get out

lol i knew that read that way, but i really meant like whether or not you could kick the bf's ass

that's really all that matters with drunk slags

it's hard to joke about cuckoldry. makes me remember being rejected.

the pain goes deep.

loco have you ever watched your best friend fuck your love interest?

shit stings af

No idea what the bf does or looks like, I just know her through work

It's not bad when she's sober. She's awful (good) when drunk though, so if she keeps it up I will.

I recall the convo, but nothing about something similar to this but o well
I'm still planning on going sometime,

Sorry cutie, I'll give you a round too

oh then as far as you know, the boyfriend is just an excuse

go for it

no brainer

WE'RE MEN

THIS IS HOW WE DO

Why are you watching your friends fuck???

You know what they say about alcohol

That stuff is way beyond my knowledge.

The only real way to do it, and thankfully websites nowadays usually have their warehouse status for the item visible.

I think it was another time when you were pretty drunk and asked help for a similar deal here.

i kinda embellished that

that's never happened

but i have crushed on my friends' gfs

and my friends have fucked my love interests

for sure

walking around a store for items is so passe

is this what cancer looks like?

please retract my previous post

chance the rapper is on board

for the kids

I'm still gonna go with the fan fiction that you're one of those friends that gets WAY too friendly

HAHAHA like my roommate is netlix and chillin

and i come wearing a towel offering tostitos

"hey guys"

"We've been friends forever, me watching you and your gf fuck isn't weird bro"

yeah i donno never don't two guys one girl

you know about my two girls one me thing right?

Were they both fat? I feel like they were both fat.

Although it's fun to check out what you can buy on payday, but even then I wouldn't bother the clerks for the sake of their already frail sanity.

that's when i retired from the sex game

So they WERE fat

three guys is just awkward, really.

my gf was not

her friend was a bit thicc

i really enjoy not spending money

that's why this year was fucking cray

like utah trip, bought a car, insurance doubled

sugar beverage tax? are you fucking kidding me?

not even that fat bro

although when i was getting a blowjob from two girls making out i was a bit wasted

how i stayed up is beyond me

i need wide vaginas though

i'm not packing ikt status but at least 2/3 ikt

THEY WERE FAT I KNOW IT

Dude we've seen it, you can't bs that

...

no i'm telling you my girlfriend WAS NOT FAT

i can't say for sure about her friend. but pretty sure not that fat

why can't we all get beautiful dongs?

Because the world is not just.

SHE WAS FAT I BET

HER FRIEND WAS PROBABLY FATTER

sometimes it is

like on the way to work a couple days ago i watched this squirrel somehow not getting squished in the street

like he/she was really in over his/her head

and really pulled it out miraculously

good start to the day

colbert like even if she was

like why does that matter

in my experience

the fatter the vagina

the more comfortable the sex is for me

cause rocking a 2/3 ikt

Because I will NOT allow you to lie on the internet

2/3 Ikt is a massive exaggeration m8

And yet we still have people who are in the teens and twenties that get cancer. Babies that die before they have had a chance to live. Millions and millions of people who suffer and die, with no joy or happiness.

There world is not just.

this kids function on fox is going to really trigger me

*mutes*

I rarely ever feel like spending any, but I think it's fun to know what I can afford.

I imagined that girl you posted saying this and it surprisingly wasn't that off

I know it's hard controlling your pedo urges, but you can do it

The only good thing that has come from life is the end of it.

So when's the mass suicide?

oh come on

lol yeah it really does suck

i'm so scared of dying

i don't think that will ever stop

i'm going to be terrified until the last second

actually altzeimers runs in my family so maybe that will be my savior

Go to bed SD

5:00 on Sunday. AM, of course.

I would welcome death fucking blissfully.

Shouldn't you?

NO TP

NOT TODAY

>>>/bed/

I will count on your attendance

Too early for me.

I cannot fucking wait for RedLetterMedia's It review

for sure man

like thinking about worst case scenario how much money could you throw at something

i think i could without getting a loan

spend like 15 grand

it's just that's it's really cheesy cause it's coming from a good place and for a good thing

hi echo

i think dying without knowing that you are about to die scares me the most bro

i can't help it

it's always been a thing

i need you to try to be nice to me tonight

I might be late, just go on without me if I am.

I'm gonna roast the shit out of you now TP

YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME. THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

I knew it, you were trying to get me to kill myself

No deal

You never know what is going to happen regardless. Why should dying make a difference?

Colbs, the only way I want you to die is impaled on my cock.

Calm down there Vlad

Wow, lies.

I'm always just saving up for that what-if.

No love?
Have I been downgraded ?

Good morning! Hope you're all having a lovely day.

...

Echo

Fuck you. What if I want to have a shitty fucking, soul crushing day?

so last friday i did some stupid facebook shit
so i got this firefox addon that blocks facebook from me

well really of course i can easily get around it but i buts this funny desktop notification if i try to access it

i take frequent pee breaks bro

not sure how this is gonna work

i don't know

i don't really believe in much unequivocally except myself

and i don't want that to end

or turn into whatever i was before i was me

I'll call you love if you want

I did, thank you

[urge to impale intensifies]

Well, then I hope you get what you want! I just want you all to be happy :C

Yay! I hope you have a good tomorrow too!

Well you ain't gonna have your mommy around to wipe your little tushie either

And what if I don't?

Hope you're having a good day too you fucking faggot.

What would it matter? Not being as you are never bothered you when you weren't you.

Atta girl.

Also, who is stealing my 'love' shit? That is mine, you fuckers. Back off my balls.

That is quite an odd philosophy you have there.

Fuck dude same

Then we'll be here to help you unwind! Gotta have bad days to recognize the good days.

How so?

i really only have like 4 grand cash so like if the credit card companies crash i'm kinda fucked

i thought we could just be platonic now

All you want is us to be happy? And if I wanted to be extremely depressed and sad, you want me to be? Sure, I would have what I want, but by definition I would not be happy.

Just a gut reaction?

what are you fucking gay

It's not the worst.

Duke.

I mean, if you're going to I won't go out of my way to stop you..

I woke up at 5pm.

WOW.

I'm not stealing shit, except hearts

All of this positivity is really throwing me off

Yes, and no she's not my best friend

HAH, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY love

That was cheesy and bad even for you.

Cheesy and bad are my specialty ;)

my you's aren't working

can't even please type TP before their replies to me

any plans for die wochenende

moms are pretty great

but at the same time

i internally blame my dad more than my mom for having me

she was the dumb slut that opened her stinky snatch

everyone*

Keep it up and I'm fucking Lulu.

Fix your shit, TP.

...

Wow dude you have some issues

THIS POST IS FOR TP ONLY, ALL OTHERS NEED NOT APPLY. DO NOT READ, THIS IS A TP POST.

Woah a red heart? Now I feel special

I feel like you're reading too far into this?

Haha, you wish :3c

Haha, I'm sorry. I'll try and be COOL or something instead?

it's back thank god

hovering posts is so oldschool

remember when you would actually read everyone's posts because posting was new and exciting?

just do it

go walking with a bottle

see what curb you end up on

thank you colbert

i'd only be interested in you being gay for guys if you were a girl honestly

Likely.

Jesus fuck, at least back then it was interesting. You met all sorts of people.

In your dreams, punk

What killed the dinosaurs?

You know I'm a helpful guy

Well, I never ever denied that you are special.
:^)

I didn't mean it quite like that.
I don't wanna drink
I just wanna go hiking or something.
maybe find an empty lake and go for a swim.

I am a girl, honestly.

It's ok I love you anyway!!

dear god, I would have never cared to know this shit existed without nerve center

am u retrd?

I was told to say Yes is a good band? I agree but I don't know why it's relevant to talking to you.

I'll do it, you little bitch.

Na. You don't. And that is fine.

you know who we need up in this b?

based grimu ;;

yeah it's so status quo

i think DOA is the first new guy we've gotten in like a year lol

did i tell you i got geico

for sure

i don't know why i don't do that

i have a tent

a jeep

i donno

a slave to the radio

EMAIL PROTECTION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

None of us care that you exist either

We have a lot in common, friend.

Damn it Echo we had something good going

Welcome to hell,kid.

Who's telling you this? I mean, I do like Yes but that's kinda weird to bring up for no reason

Over my cold, dead body

Wow, good for you

You got decent coverage, right?

WHO YOU CALLIN FRIEND, FRIENDO

Guero ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't even know who the fuck that is. Shit man, I miss just the stupid fucking threads. Fuck anime threaders though, they are utter garbage.

After I fuck your cold, dead body.

that's pretty gay.

ian
ur gay

Well I have none of those and I do that frequently.
It's just been a while now for some reason.
I do have two working legs.

SOMETHING SPECIAL??

Hey gib attention

yeah like really good

50/100 cross the board

500 deductible comprehensive and collision

accident forgiveness lol

since i'm a perfect driver and i would never want to tarnish that

honestly like people who watch anime are fucking lost hopes

i mean anime all the time

and that is what they watch

...

I knew that FUCK was behind this

Tell him to come out and face me like a MAN

You wish

NO

U

Holy shit dude can you not

kys

ya
i lov penis

Okay okay fine seesh..

Lol you responded to the wrong person

Not bad, you could have lower deductibles but that's okay. Props for not being a dumbass and having decent coverage

Much quality

Not today.

Agreed full bore on that.

I'd say it is your dream.

Why

Sorry

Maybe

that get away feeling is always strong in me

but the older i get, the let's just chill feeling outweighs it

hi griddelz ^^

LOL

wait that isn't a good plan?

i never liked anime

i liked the circlejerk

and the anime one was somehow the least gay of them

Do you tho? If you really stopped to think about it

Thanks love

To be fucked as a corpse? I don't see why that would be my dream, I wouldn't even perceive it due to the whole death thing

He won't do it, the PUSSY

...

*hug*

There's nothing wrong with being gay.

What isn't a good plan?

Get a dog.

np cupcake

WOW

I thought we were cool

Because I want it.

Hey TP, how you doin?

Are you current on Dresden codak?

yes

So you just look at a dick and are like "damn that looks good"?

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME

i thought i got like a decent plan
oh wait i read that wrong

i DO have a decent plan

yeah man on my volvo tank i just ran liability

this jeep hauls so i might be a little more ambitious with it

never again

when my last dog died i ended up breaking my ankle

longest short week ever

you?

Gay

i'm not

i figure at the rate it updates i should wait a few years so i can enjoy it all over a coffee

You called me Cupcake

Yeah, def go crazy with it

Yooooooooooooooo, if someone cosplayed this irl I'd instadate

anyone seen bam margera's vice thing?

alcohol and coke fucked that niggas neck the fuck up

...how.. ?

i'm still having problems with spatial recognition

but i've gotten over the blindspots by never mirroring

always over the shouldering

it's based

What's wrong with that?
It's one of my favorite cliche cute names

I died 17 times playing Smite
Holy shit I'm trash

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Good taste.

Are you always making your right hand turns as closely as practicable to the curb?

Oh, I thought you meant like the poster Cupcake

Mega Bannette is so cool, I just wish it wasn't quite so garbo

after college i moved in with my brother and we was haphazardly taking care of a dog named barbarossa that my dad rescued

he wasn't taking care of him well and he very quickly became my dog, and my best friend

one day he started throwing up uncontrollably and it turned out he had some hole in his stomach and we had to put him down

it was very sudden and it completely ruined me

SUCH FUCKING TRASH

It wasn't too bad, I slept 5and a half hours a night, which is like copious amounts of sleep for me.

If that's the attention you want to give, I'll take it.

Oh, I forgot about it for a few months but I'm current and, yeah, the updates are so slow.

yes

Mega Mawile is my favorite Pokemon personally, even if I didn't like mega's as a gimmick

Lewd

yeah lol

those tight jeep turns

also i think about bumps way differently than i used to

My dog literally went from walking around, to convulsing and puking up blood, to dead in about 2 hours. It was fucking painful. I feel your pain.

he was the best dog

he was wagging his tail on the way to the vet

he was an abused dog but just appreciated simple things

like someone who loved him

so i couldn't handle his death at all

Oh, god. no.

and then you tripped on him or something?

no i went out a few days later and got wasted at the bars

got in a fight with a bartender

tried to walk home on ice

slipped

broke my ankle

got up tried to walk on it again since i was so drunk

broke it the other way

Stewed.

You have passed the test

It's hard for me to pick a favorite tbh, I think maybe Haunter

I used to own a Jeep, they're fun to drive for sure

I had to parallel park one uphill with no brakes once, that was neat

But now you see why I was offended

Pewed

Mismagius and Frosslass are my favorite ghost types

So get a dog.
And when it does, drink at home.

Yes but why would you ever assume that.

Screwed

Froslass is bae. I have mine named Yuki Musume after the Japanese snow spirit

In the context of threads, when you say Cupcake I think of the poster so

oh i am so lost trying to parallel that thing

i had to do it in the city a few months ago and it was like a 12 pointer

i still have two cats

when they die i will be a mess

no more pets

no more dependents

Yeah it's hard as shit lol. I honestly don't know how I did it

Agreed
17/41

I wanna get

tfw I only know Yuki cause of yu gi oh

Drunk.

i rarely even paralled my volvo because i'd rather like walk a block then trying to fit a spot

but that thing was low and easier to see your front and back

and that was a station wagon lol

how's the meds

tbh I had to Google shit to come up with a name I liked. My Aerodactyl is named Erinys

I started to drive in LA so you can imagine parallel parking was an essential skill

And where I live now has street parking that is always full so parallel parking is necessary

Or just get something that is gonna outlive you.
Like a turtle.

Does he even post anymore

Being taken uwu
I need to find a way to vent my anger though

Not that I've seen, but still. I remember people very well

Please

But why

I bred them and trained them, they're special to me

I know, I have autism.

oh yeah man i'm so fortunate to pay my 50 bucks a year for my parking lot

if i actually lived in a chicago apartment i would have to circle around the block for street parking

like bitches in the winter dig out spots and slit tires if someone takes them

SEA TURTLES

you can bully me if you want

Why did I finish this anime, I hate having watched the last episode, I'd have been happier imagining the possibilities.

I'm a pro at high speed parallel parking, if my truck will fit,

...

I can imagine, I've kicked a fair bit of dickhead cars parked badly lmao

see i used to be really good at it

but i stopped having to

so i lost the skill

yeah it's all perp here

just keep in the lines

and like on mondays park on the north

tuesdays south

cause street cleaning

and plowing in the winter

Why would bullying anyone make me feel less angry

is spectre here

sorry brad

i donno sometimes it works for me

Working on it, fireball warms the belly so.

No spectre here.

...

What did you say to Red?

It's fine

Fuck you

I will think of something else then.
What a shame, he ruined it.

Or ant farm.

yo subtle who is...

red

N O T F O R S E X U A L

I know what it's like to be bullied, so I don't do it

Sorry Sims, I only erp in private or if I'm really drunk, and with that last episode of your lie in April I'm not sure I'm up for either.

is it weird that i would marry and honour helen mirin

who knows you might like it

but also props to you trying to break the cycle

like bullied bullying etc and so on

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who brought you here?

I told him he's being a creep and that he shouldn't speak with you anymore.

I guess I did.

yo who is red tho

Someone needs some dick

Is it Sims?

Fuck that little asshole, I kept telling him not to be so fucking rough with my dogs, and he just went and got himself bit on the face by my golden retriever, I heard her bark and I knew something just happened, so I go check on him and he's in the bathroom with a hole in his cheek, one of her teeth broke skin and took a little chunk out, he says he was shacking her to try to wake her up, but she had a pillow on top of her so I'd bet money he was fucking pushing on her with most of his body weight, I swear if someone comes to take my dog because they deem her aggressive I will be there gun in hand waiting.
The best part was watching him cringe when I cleaned that shit with 80% rubbing alcohol.
I hope he fucking learned something from this.