New thread right before dinnertime, enjoy
New thread right before dinnertime, enjoy
is 17:00 always your dinnertime?
Hopefully it isn't stressful at all for you! Also sorry for taking a bit, playing stuff~
mainly cuz im lazy but yeah
whats the point of living if you cant rest
memes dont exist
Kim Jong Un flooded Houston.
Practically free slaves here! Slav(e)s for "sale"!
are modern memes because people have learned the end-game is acossiating whatever you want with anything else? how do people distinguish from good and bad memes? yes, people have ideas of good and bad memes.
but I bet musical memes have staying-power.
does anyone remember the tune to bill wurtz's
i'm a piece of garbage
stop electing corrupt officials
I don't sleep well anyway
what do they talk about in speeches?
how do they appeal to you monkeys?
pouring over da border
dont vote for pussys
ure moms a monkey.
Our left got legit busted with hardcore corruption and my people have been betrayed too much times to trust them. We have the worst kind of minorities in the world so applying to any makes any political party extinct here. So, guess
You guessed right. At least its only the party stealing from us not half a dozen other nations along with 'em.
But yeah, ALL officials are corrupt. Everyone is. Not just officials, everyone, every person is corrupt. Or stupid. Of course you will favor your friends in family with positions of power. Of course you will steal from cash only you and yours keep in check.
At least communism worked.
Jack confirmed for filthy capitalist.
What manga is that
so decided to go Right
can't you have sane immigration laws, AND liberal values protecting individuals?
was it like this vocaroo.com
and some part of them is kept in power by fear.
yes, it was like that.
not playing that
i did it anyways.
i have a pretty voice
this is awkward but,
mine is prettier
you sound like a nasally skinny boy sir
people can change their voice.
Real communism hasn't been tried.
Good morning! How are you all doing? Today feels like a biscuits & gravy kinda day.
Good morning Sinni
i'm singing for kanra. scroll up for the vocaroo.
display or allow to be perceived (a quality, emotion, or characteristic).
"it was Frank's turn to show his frustration"
synonyms: manifest, exhibit, reveal, convey, communicate, make known; More
Good morning! How ya doin?
I read that as ochinchin and my brain almost split open lol. Good morning! How's life?
You have a lovely singing voice!!
a quality, emotion, or characteristic?
changing a voice is which of these?
Thinking about a nap now. I'm getting sleepy
thank you. i took five years of conservatory.
either post voice or step down as pretty voice boy.
loco, you idiot.
nah. too shy.
You should catch some good zzs my dude! Naps are always nice.
How is your day goin bty?
sorry for calling you an idiot.
tfw you make kanra horny
Sometimes. I prefer being done with cooking, eating and dishes before 18:30
Stop playing your dick!
Hey man, if you're the one telling them to fucking suck it or ride you like a good cowgirl, then you're still the dominant one, even though she's the one doing all the work.
i kinda want her to bully me and hit me too tho
What if dolphins oxidized into maple syrup? and like whales are the pancakes of the sea so when they die & their bones sink to the bottom they become the crepes of the sea.
And yet you complain when I bully you. How mean ;_;
youre a dued
And what a pain that is
With that pic, how can I ever stop?!
If you cut your penis off it will stop the pain
I'm asleep now
That won't change the fact I cannot be impregnated. It would just ruin the only option I've got of reproducing, and would thus be counterproductive.
Get him to impregnate you through your boipuss
But that won't lead to any baby Hu's
I've seen it work in my degenerate manga. I'm sure you can make something
But real-life isn't fiction~
mayonnaise on pizza
No idea but tell me if you find it, looks edgy
No. The west sentenced us to death. This country of misery and hate is your doing, and should serve as a reminder to your hellish pacts forever.
Doesn't work too, legalized slavery, maximum power to employers, 0 to employees. When you are denied a bathroom break or food or water in fear of losing your job its the same shit as slavery.
Well, that was something.
WHATS UP PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMPS
so you elected generations of leaders that promised to fight against the West, and look at what you have now
oligarchs and elected leaders that blame everyone but themselves
Canary, who were you before? I swear I remember you.
canary is my boyfriend
nuh uh. really?
I thought one of the schizo traps went by canary for a bit.
Loco you cheating fucking slut muffin.
Did you get your ass stuffed last night too~??
I dunno why
maybe its because of being gassed or something.
is he cheating on Grim?
who am i cheating on again
That makes enough sense I suppose.
Canada's being gassed? I don't follow news like at all anymore cause it's far too depressing. It's also depressing that that sounds like it could be legit news lmao
I am more referring to the act of when they used to take canaries down mines/while mining incase of gas leaks. The canary would die. I dunno. Maybe I was refering to the hot gass he spouts sometimes or that others spout in this shitshow at points.
Went over my head, but I like where you're going with that analogy^^
I don't think monogamy is for me.
I honestly see myself being happy in a poly relationship.
it was really only for the lettering.
none of the canary metaphors fit me.
I take the road more travelled by.
I figured you were one for ANALogies.
stuffed is a bit of an exaggeration
(his penis isn't big)
Oh, I am. I'm still a bit groggy from waking up though haha.
yeah, totally lol It only takes a bit of getting used to :p
You ought to get yourself a girthy 8 incher tbh ;3c
Like your gf?
Figures, it is only early in the day for 'Murricas
idk it's a quarter til 2 and I have work soon :( We just stay up wicked late.
above average, in fact
can you imagine having a penis smaller than 6.5 inches
i would kill myself for sure
>>>>>>>Figure a furry would once more talk about their dick size like it is relevant.
At least we have something.
It has become too gay for me in here, as a heterosexual privileged middle class white male I can suffer this magnitude of degeneracy no longer. But I assume you'll happily embrace it so enjoy.
So that's why Californians are democrats
and now i have penile augmentation in my chrome history
thank you kanra
so are you going to kill yourself?
men with small cocks apparently can't take care of themselves, who would have thought
does kanra have a 14cm dick
12.9< at least. Could be 13cm
Yo, so I learned how to recycle old batteries into like 2-4 cell LiPos and it's so like, Fallout-esque it's pretty rad.
They should have drank more milk.
Now I miss Yoggie :(
someday, in the future, society will be healthy regarding sex and sexuality.
this image is way cuter than it has any right to be
where can i find a cute girl to watch me sleep with men
what are your cock stats
About 50% bigger than that
i wish i had a penis
Don't you have a bratwurst in them there pants?
not a 20cm one like hu(ng)
You can't not show it now.
lol watch me
Hu's big ding dong.
m a s s i v e
Drop them britches boy.
Daddy wants to see his toy.
It's for science no homo
! ! ! !
It's probably 1.5x smaller then.
Lets roll with that
tfw home and alone and happy
tfw being a happy and healthy person
Piss off :|
you guys are giving off such a negative energy right now
i'mma leave if you don't sort it out like my chakras don't need this
What does that even mean
Wish loco would leave and never come backl
We wedding dresses now
I already posted all I got
Put your white dress on
Aqua is a respectable goddess.
I'd worship it.
Why is there a pokémon in the background?
Why is the R32 GTR so damn sexy?
Sports cars are shit.
What about cars that act like sports cars but aren't actually.
Getting into cars is weird. They go from A to B, who cares what it is
yeah cars are dumb
sexualised cartoon underage girls is where it's at
Weren't we damaging your chakrams or something
what about plastering underage cartoon cars on your drift car
what about those shopping carts with the cars for kids
what about them
I want to bully Sayaka
F L A T
SHE USES PADS
SHE TRYING HER BEST LMAO
The Sayakan Plain!
I'm waiting for the doujins
Also boob president doujins too
Are they shit too
of course they aren't, how would I know
Boob president a best.
I'm amazed there aren't any yet. Typically these things pick up pretty fast.
i want her to step on me
Just give it a couple of months
Ikt, no. That's not Megumin.
But she's like Ayase and that shit good too.
What is it with you and blue haired, yandere-like stalkers?
Blue/Purple/Dark haired yandere-like stalkers are the best.
Himouto S2 when I need more Kirie
They're the best.
is it possible to learn programming in two weeks
No LMS is the best.
What's expected of you? Solid program/system architecture? Probably no then. Simple program? Yeah.
we're building accounting software for supermarkets
yeah no not if you don't know shit yet
i already got started on it
thanks i'm pretty smart
People. I am in severe need of moral support.
I made the horrible mistake of going through the pages of my thesis I have to support Monday. So. many. Typos. Only a mad man would let me pass.
Blame the blacks.
This is completely unrelated, unconvincing, and my city is on the left of the political spectrum.
i wish i was competence
It isn't genocide if they're animals.
I have no real advice.
At least that's honest.
I guess I'll have to try not to kill myself for four days at least.
Thanks. That's appreciated.
My dad really tries my patience
Gosh, I want to puke. It's like the time I almost failed high school because of some bullshit.
I'm 6'3 and 190 pounds
none of it is fat
Your tummy seems to say otherwise
You wouldn't know
I'm 6'3 152 pounds
I feel like it's all fat
Meant to say 6'1
yeah don't ruin this for me just because you've met me
No I'm in total agreement, that's completely accurate.
I know it is
I hope you have some what of a tummy tho
Where else am I gonna cum?
on or in someone else
Goggles it is then
I am a perfect height.
There is literally nothing better than being 5'3''
I am a perfectly normal height for being 15!
I don't think you can work at a sex shop at 15
T-they made a special exception.
I want food but can't afford gas 'till tomorrow.
15?? and you said you're with Darwin?
i guess i shouldn't be surprised he likes little boys, if i had known you were that young i wouldn't have even attempted to add you
i'm sure they did
I kinda want to die right now.
I've been 15 for a long time now.
They were very accommodating.
get high as fuck and watch a 6 hour youtube video instead, it's kind of like dying
not even going to get into that
I've fucked plenty of 16 and 17 year olds before
everyone here is totally shocked
that sucks man
I'm already half dying then thanks to the youtube video.
yup it sure is soul consuming, im watching someone literally marathon halflife 1 while i play something else while watching it, so i have my evening sorted
Anyway, how are you doing?
I sometimes wonder if I even have a soul, and each time I realize it is the case, I instantly regret it and try to bury it again.
im fine, just vegging out a bit till my job training next week, some place that makes and installs signs, will be neat to work with someone who runs their own business at least
Home is good
souls are just a human concept to grapple with a lack of any real definition of consciousness that can be fully fleshed out and explained on every level
Well, pretty much what I said if you replace "soul" with "consciousness".
i need to stop subscribing to people who do streams this long
foolishness, you have to have a consciousness to be participating in this conversation
That sounds kinda fun. I'm starting to get used to my job. I met all my improvement metrics for August so I'm supposedly doing well.
yea im sure ill do alright, i don't see myself having any problems with such a small business, my only hope is that i can introduce good ideas to help them grow
By makes signs do you mean the fabricating, or the graphic designing?
Dunno! i might have to help out with both, i've worked with tools like that in the past but that was many years ago, worst case scenario i can get help from connections i've made around here and other places to get a little schooling in photoshop along with whatever i find in youtube tutorials, the actual physical fabrication and installation should be pretty straight forward
Absolutely, and I try to ignore this fact as much as possible. I can hardly stand the idea of being a conscious being when I witness the mediocrity of said consciousness.
Nice pic Nezi.
reality is imperfect anyways, don't strive for a perfection you think you'll reach, just one that constantly forces you to improve
...that makes sense. I just hope my imperfection is just...well, not too imperfect. Getting over that fear is incredibly hard and kinda ruins my life so...yeah. I'm off to sleep, it's 2AM over here. That was nice talking, I really needed something to cool down.
Well, good night everyone.
hey man its cool i know i got another friend who has some extremely bad anxiety and can't even go outside, i hope you find a way to actualize these things that are easy to say, but so hard to accomplish
how are you?
I'm doing not bad, I guess. Just ate an ice cream sandwich
What is the least populated part of Canada?
I believe Nunavut
i want to attach people who say they enjoy eating salad with no dressing to a brain wave scanner and test the joy centers of their brain while they eat it
There is no joy in such soulless creatures.
i want to attach people who say they enjoy eating salad to a brain wave scanner and test the joy centers of their brain while they eat it
Salad's great nigga shut your yap.
They are disgusting, I avoid them at all costs.
May all your shits be painful.
you just have to know how to make a proper salad
cucumers, cherry tomatoes, radishes, chick peas, spinach, salad, croutons, blueberries, Parmesan cheese, and poppy seed dressing right now
also some black pepper of course very important
Cucumbers are the devils creation
I can't eat tomatoes, spinach, or lettuce.
Also, fiber supplements and fruit are a thing you do not need silly vegetables.
Oh so it's not that you're unable, you just refuse to do so.
can't have spicy pickles without cucumbers, let me just put your opinion over here in the trash bin
a lot of food allergies? this is a pain i am happy to not know
hey who are you user posting scoot
You can put the vomit from me eating cucumbers in the trash bin along with my opinion
you don't have to eat them just try a spicy pickle instead
No allergies, just a sensitive pallet. I literally can't swallow most vegetables without nearly throwing up.
More or less.
why is scoot using an american proxy
Bzzt, no exacta.
where's that little bitch jack
what's your height/weight
I would pass, as long as I was talking about a chicken caesar salad
Holy shit eat like four more ice cream sandwiches.
Why, I'm fat
Hello. I'm his secretary.
Not at 6'1", unless you have just a singular outward tumor around where your stomach is.
I'm not talking about my stomach. I'm talking about all over
Duke of Autism is right
you know whats really good is little slices of radishes and avocados with lime juice over it
Never liked avocados unfortunately. I'll forever morn not liking it.
What makes you say that
May I leave a message with you?
nice 'white women laughing while eating salad' folder
Because that isn't fat nigga.
Oh no, there are some chimps in here.
But it is
is that the eskimo hq?
oh yea that fucking sucks mate, avocados are like an S tier food so to not like that... ill give you a moment of silence for that one homie
It certainly is. It's the one next to Greenland
I mean, it tastes okay to me but the texture is all sorts of awful to me. Forever sad.
Only if you beat me in a fight.
How can you say that without seeing me though
thats what i mean i love the way it is usuable for stuff like burgers and guacamole but if i didn't like the texture id appreciate it less, it's also pretty goddamn good for you too, and a great source of non-meat fat
sure okay, the competition is touch your back
Because it would be a miracle of science itself that the inverse super soldier who is 6'1" and 150 and is still somehow fat was created.
Not really. I have like negative muscle mass
Oh well I was close..
Right, the antithesis of a super soldier.
They're both places no one wants to live. It's like winning a participation prize in the special ed class. You're still in special ed
I guess so, yeah
Suck my pucker.
I thought Yukon looks lovely.
Cold climate, mountains, no tourists..
Again though, I'm not skinny. I'm fat
is this flirting
Funnily enough, I know a guy who's 5'6" and 240, and insists he isn't fat.
He's a dumb dumb
grab a handful and give him a jiggle
just trying to get a message through here
wow be deader why don't you
working on it
How's my main Slovak?
Pretty great desu~
are you gonna get drunk and play games with me tonight?
Well hurry up then because it's 5 am.
I'm moreso waiting for you at this point
[Opinion that is widely regarded as bad]
I had patch
Waiting for someone to inv to discord chat so I can talk shit on mic that my friend let me have
Too dead in here
so what do you do, Hupony?
Sell myself on the street corner
is that legal where you are?