Thread for man-whores, only!

wat

No money no succin

fucking amateurs

i'm lazy and haven't had tea yet ok

You're all whores

God I wish we were all whores

the file name! the file name!!!!!!

god damn it guys!!!!!!!

bullies

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There is no worse hell than peanut butter toast without butter

Why the fuck

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I'm not gonna save that huge ass image

sample is a reasonable size, both for image size and file size

it was atest of faith tosee if you were [paying attention.
gj you passed

You're silly

aishiteru
kekkon tsuru

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w-wat

there's literally nothing wrong with that tbh

He loves you. You're his wife.

Too soon

The taste is so much worse than butter and peanut butter

crunchy peanut butter is the only peanut butter

there is no other kind

if you mention it you're dead to me

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S M O O T H
M
O
O
T
H

That's awful

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TBH there is nothing wrong with punching fascists in the face

T B H

*blocks your path*

youtube.com/watch?v=hKRUPYrAQoE

this why I beat anti-fa members into dust

uninstall ur life

w-who are you....

You failed Bismarck ; - ;

tanjobi omedeto

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no u

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DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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くぱぁ

hey this is me

weaboo

we must exterminate the weebs

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Lets

iif this is how it has to be.......I think I'm ready....

That's a good girl

don't kill yourself! it's not worth it!

oh boy

H-ha ya....I-imagine that...

I've changed my mind, I think I'll keep you as my bed warmer

pls enjoy game

Who even is a weeb these days?

TRULY

a fate far worse than death

maybe I will just for you!

Quite a few I imagine

Yeah, I bet!
Such a shame it came to this

Certainly no one here!

Lies

I'm gonna go for a walk. Be back later

I'd keep Momiji's bed warm

I-I'm totally not a weeb!

n-no I'm a really normal person I s-swear!

Onodera was best girl

baye baye

Enjoy your walk.
Yeah, I bet you would, slut!

Absolutely 100%!

normies get out

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Then the thread would be dead

DONT HURT ME

w-wow you really mean that? ./////.

haru was better but kosaki was the one that was there for the first season

Goodo Moningu.

who you?

That bitch, Rin.

who are any of us

oh, hello dear

how are you?

what does the nazi version mean

I have achieved Self Actualization when I found my true purpose in life as a heated blanket

Bard is a great blanket, can confirm

Okay miss mature doom penguin, but only because you said please.

My girlfriend says I am the best futon.

How long have you been in the furniture business?

Somepony rewrite thing ples

Did George go to bed?

havent seen him in hours

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thank you for your mercy sniper-person

i wish i knew how to program

*Executes u while ur on ur knes*

Bang.........nothing personnell..

Damn.
How's your morning, Bard?

Heck why does that look so comfy

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Washed all my blankets
Havethe last comorter in the wash right now about to switch on over to the dryer

Feeling so tired

Someone keeps coming into my room and stealing me bud when im at work so a few days back I baggied up a bunch of parsley and italian seasoning and when i came home last night it was gone so hopfully the dumb fuck enjoys that

Whats your day like ?

Open air living spaces are wonderful.

noo don't do ittt-

PIZZAAAAAAAAAA
*this is my death sound hahaha*

I just woke up, but I'm calling the factory to get work once my phone charges.
Beyond that I'll probably play LoL and Guilty Gear.

hmm what do you mean calling to get work?

lso what do you play guilty gear on?

As long as I can remember, am also a pretty good portable heater.

This is claustrophobic.

Kinda wish for this irl

For another job.
And PS4. I have Xrd Strike or whatever it's called.

only LOSERS feel that sensation

i'm sorry i'm totally kidding ily

It is my dream that one day

I will graduate from being a heated blanket

and I will become a portable

Heated sleeping bag

too much things
all you need is a room with a/c computer bed instant foods and a bathroom

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Walk was too humid

where do you live

What are you even doing on this place?

I want a house on some exotic Japanese island where it's always good weather and an unlimited choice in Chois

Nova Scotia

does it get cold there?

Of course. Usually around -20 for most of the winter

Doing alright. Kind of bored.

That is empire?
I think?

Something like that.

ooooweee I wouldn't want to be there

Look at that supercell brewing in the center

That thing has a massive fucking updraft

bout to be a motherfuckin tornado brah

uwaa such a late reply

I thought you died ;~;

woah it doesn't show the (you) on your reply
that's weird

also, jesus christ

Depending on the situation, windchill brings it to around -30. Being along the Atlantic Ocean makes it pretty windy

It's beautiful

This interface is absoluteley atrocious and I can't decipher it

what exactly am I looking at

Is this the front page of Holla Forums

and they're all completely filled with bananas and gore

what's the point

it's a catalog search of Holla Forums

Catalog search of "waifu"
There are 8 threads up, 7 at image limit

It's a bot doing it, so there isn't much point. Unless we find the parameters it's searching for and make a workaround, like with the auto saging

Oh I see

I wish I had a frame of reference of how Our threads used to be but I never hindsighted the threads like that
do you normally have that many going or is it alot?

How busy is Holla Forums nowadays

Normally 1 or 2. 2 when the other one reaches image limit and the new bake is made.
Holla Forums in general, or our specific threads? Holla Forums seems still pretty popular, but it's a lot different. Lots of cuck threads and blacked threads. Trap threads, fb fap threads
Stupid psyops shit pretty much

here's a tip

use a different copypasta for the thread

use an anime pic and just put something random for the text, or keep varying it every time

I don't bake. I got tired of being banned when I did

eww, ponies

I look forward to the day you reach your goal.

we must exterminate all ponies

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Count me in

bump

sage

I'll just post edgy skating shit then

I cannot find a single thing wrong with this, #darkskin.

Or, it's just a thunderstorm with the classic anvil shaped clouds.

I'm in the Detroit area, right in the snow belt, and the lake effects snow and winds make it real bad.

good girl

All my fighting buddies have been mad into skating recently and whenevr I go to hang out they are all getting down on skating or watching skating stuff and tbh thats BORING!!!!!111 imo

that thing is GINORMOUS

It's also over the ocean, which has different effects on clouds than the land, and islands don't have much effect when they get to them.

Good morning

Playing Geemu.

Also watching the finals from the SCRM launch event now.

yeah

Sleep well?

Gonna go to the bakery. Be back in a bit

kinda

Have a good one

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Oh man

If you aren't back with a baguette you fail

yeah you told me

gotta realize when your friend doesn't like something you do and do something you both enjoi instead

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hmm?

I'm sad that I have to leave my dogs when I move

That is sad :(

*urge to protecc rise*

thats a good point guero i totally forgot to take into account the ocean

FUCK I MEAN GRIDS

all americans are the same anyway lol

I wish I had a fancy eu flag

dont bully please

May I get ninis

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i hope you get diabetes

I t u c c the Bardo

Bard. I'm streaming Guilty Gear.

GAYlty GAYr

Find one!

Sleep tightly my duvet

It's warm. But now I have cookies and bread

yum

Oatmeal raisin. I also had a blueberry square :heart_eyes:

Don't eat it all straight away

I've already eaten one. She said they were soft and it wasn't ; - ;

Aww, poor girl..

Why poor girl, she lied to me ; - ;
They were very good though

I was referring to you~
Least they were good. Would still have been better if they were soft

But I'm not a girl :o
Fresh baked, soft oatmeal raisin cookies are orgasmic

That's what they all say.
Eh, not a big fan of raisins, but good you enjoy them

Maybe on another life I'd be, but not in this one
What kind of cookies do you like?

Else, just reroll.
Some with chocolate

Rolled 8 (1d20)Re-Rolling

Rerolling sounds like a hassle
Chocolate chip? Chocolate dough? Chocolate drizzle?

How do you do that :o

Buzz buzz.

What are you rolling for?

Rolled 5 (1d20)
i just click the roll button

congratz, you're now a kitty

chips in cookies~

Rolled 7 (1d20)
lol

good things

nope, i didn't get 20

Rolled 5 (1d20)
;_;

I was streaming Guilty Gear for a bit earlier. This character is fun.

Rolled 4 (1d6)Like this

1. anime
2. game
3. develop
4. be useful
5. youtube
6. idk bruh

How does an Ikt plan on making herself useful?

oh well

show me more characters that you like from that

be useful

Rolled 2 (1d6)firefox stop crash pl0x

clean pc

Rolled 7 (1d20)
I see, I see. Let's see how this goes!

Chips in cookies are okay. They need to be soft though

it works.

Rolled 5 (1d20)
Need kitty

Clean every part of it, huh?
Or just the bytes?

But cookies are meant to be crispy

Rolled 5 (1d20)
Evens or odds?

No way! Soft baked is the master cookie

oh i rolled 4

physical

ok
how?

Faust is cool.

Strange.

what does he do?

Rolled 1 (1d20)
I always thought soft cookies weren't baked long enough

Goddamn that sounds like effort

How? Cuddled up in your lap, purring while you pet them

Its... hard to say.

Pick one of the two :o

They might be. I find them tastier though

Should definitely be soft then

Good morning!

Good morning

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hmmm...

he's a doctor? with that scalpel

three

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Rolled 8 (1d20)
Odds it is

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help please

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hey sexy

ya

:3

I can't make it!

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i cant do this alone

Appologies, I missed this

New picture :D

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tfw reading someone elses code

But I'm too far away ;-;

what a cutie

Why am I a cutie? :(

responding for the sake of responding~

I live

tfw reading ur own code

:cry:

Why is that cute :(

tf ;-;

Because it is

What else is cute? :o

you

can you at least fix my program for me ok

eh ill do it tomorrow :shrug:

That's a fake answer :o

no, lol

It's not!

I challenge you to name something cute about me

but I just did!

Stop

Never

;;;

No you didn't :o

cannot!
Can't even test it either

Replying just to reply, is~
That's cute

you just drag things around in notepad tho

I didn't want you to feel forgotten :(

RIP Rez on Mercy ;~;

I don't have notepad

Aww :3

Luka, I got money :o

Bully :(

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Time to lawyer the fuck up

I want to hug Momiji :o
2hoes are good for that stuff

vi or ed or cat

What are you forking?

lol, sounds potentially expensive

I'd a Momiji too

But wouldn't i need an Arduino Uno to test if stuff works?

:O

ur rich! i want some... or a freind to play with~

Momiji your favorite Touhou?

I might be and to get it later tonight! I have an appointment to keep in just under 2 hours

Might be able to get it* Christ, what was that

nah i re-used this code github.com/zorg93/EnableMpCars-GTAV but cant find any licence and im impatience

what

no you just refactor some mess i made and touch 3 files at most (header, implementation and where the shit is used (2 lines tops))

Does Soto have a sister named Jennifer or something ?

Seeing I had no idea what Touhou was before someone told me just recently, then yes.

ask for permission, silly.

Sounds difficult when you're falling asleep unironically

That's a pretty good way to do it. No bias at all ;o

yes

I'm waiting patiently.

:)

i did ask but no responsivo desu for 2 days and hes been inactive for 2 weeks :/

pls :( i cant do this

Interesting

Maybe I should buy it now, so it's processed and ready :o

Yay, smiles :)

The new Mercy ultimate is god tier :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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:)
Yes!

Ulting gengji's and flanking Tracers BTFO

mercy fly away from all dat

:3c

What's your tag? :o

I didn't even think of this possibility for it. I wonder what the cast time is on it

instant cast time
lasts for 20 whole seconds!!!
and it turn you into ultra mercy

rez only takes 30secs now~

That's pretty handy!
The 10 second rez during Valkyrie will be cool too :o

Battle.net isn't letting me pay with PayPal... :thinking:

Paypal works
you just have to link it

It's linked. I'm talking with Blizzard support currently

What was Mercy's rework?

;~;

it's linked, you have cash balance in your paypal, everything is linked, you entered everything you could into your account, it's all there, it's all ready and it should activate?

all on your personal account that you alone own.

not some shady risky account sharing business?

she can't full team rez
she can only solo rez every 30 seconds now

her new ult allows her to fly anywhere for 20seconds
(not pharah flying where you fall, mercy stay in the one spot in the air and stays put no gravity)
and it just boosts the range and dmg stuff and healing.

Nope! Its fully my account, and I've used PayPal to pay for things before on that platform. The GM suggested I unlink and add it again
I have to run to a massage therapy appointment now. Be back soon!

I'll be waiting with high hopes and dreams!

Overwatch is a pretty awful game.

But all games are awful, I mean, that's why we play them, no?

i like video games~

They get awfully boring real fast.

:(

So, my back is all sorts of fucked apparently

I cummied

Congrats.

Gross

Skank

Finally beat all the missions on LoL.
Got me a shiny new icon.

Doom 4 is scary :(

There are missions in LoL?

Sometimes.

touch my headfins

pussy

;-;

At least most of them.

No way to fix it?

It will require physio, chiropractor and massage therapy for a while. Probably

aim hed shoot less more ammo faster kill more heatlth

is hard ;; i slow

Can you afford that, or is it covered?

Become better, faster, stronger.
And however that song continued.

reeeee

Gonna go for a walk

Mostly covered, I think

It worked :D

over watch when?

But it's the truth.

Sounds good then.
Alright, have a good one.

practice aim400kg.com/

what is?

shoot better

do you do this

That games progressively get dull.

But I do, and so should you!

no i dont do anything that needs me to aim

what does this mean feku

After my walk:)

not everyone can afford the fun ones ;~;

???

i got -200000

;~;

:)

wait why is our score so different when i only did a little better

You missed much less

Now my arm hurts wtf

;_;

wow the strafe thing is impossible

He's saying all games get boring eventually, many of them very quickly.

It's not that some are "fun" and others just aren't, nothing's fun for long.

Well, they're only fun for a while.

try making ur eyeball 5cm from the screen

also this strafe thing is bullshit

yeah this aiming thing is impossible

that makes you have to buy more and more...?

it's a money sink?

Isn't everything really?

Nothing is fun for very long.

...Duh?

do you get bored of everything?

fast aiming mass click is stupid it makes you click 50 things the size of like 8 pixels

B-back to programming it is...

are you rich enough to handle it all?
:worried emojii:

oh test
that's that angel movie thing
is that good?

I wouldn't recommend it even though I personally liked it. The visuals and music are nice but it's slow and abstract and nothing happens.

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Waka waka.
What's up, shitters?

Man thats one edgy boy.

Ceiling.

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Hey, you talking about me, emo kid?

so youre a prostitute now?

Want to watch me play Guilty Gears?

nah, just a humble shelf stacker

No.

You're edgier than I am.

Ladies, please.
You're both edgy.

post penis

Man, test is such an asshole
Fuck that kid

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I think that's what I was convicted of when they locked me up in gay baby jail.

That, and being a gay baby.

explain

I can' believe I sent you pictures of my asshole

Top 10 anime betrayals.

Also i'm Goth not fucking emo

A goth believes that deep down the world is totally fucked up.

But an emo thinks that deep down, they are totally fucked up.

posers

Did he call your asshole cute though

Puh-tay-toh
Puh-tah-toh

Fucking hate watchmojo so much

What else is there to say? Lies?

Top 10 top 10 lists.

huh
thats a downgrade

That's a huge fucking difference!

Goth's darkness is nihilistic whereas Emo's is cynical.

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someone mention my cute asshole?

I just wanted to meme because I'm retarded and have nothing else to say

The DARKNESS

I already exited out of the page with all these quotes on it.

That's why making money is essential.

Yes.

nobody's seen my asshole ;)

Didn't you show it to Boo ? ? ? ?

It had a tail in it. We saw it.

I've seen my asshole.

Joke flew over my head, don't watch South Park.

I see you all making the same damn joke and I swear to God I will ban anyone who says it.

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classic

Boo is trash. Fucker trades nudes like their trading cards.

hmmmmm.........

?

1 test 11 inches tall(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

yes but you didn't SEE my boypussy

just the tail

-trades
+leaks

Would somone please make a new thread?

No, straight up traded for other people's nudes.
He also leaked though.

I guess Boo did see it.

wait that's a picture for relief?

weird

get well soon....

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"relief"

Luka? :)

A ????

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

meow

I am afraid that is not a subject to change, anyhow kind of got an early wake-up, so g'night Luka.

lewd

nini SD

u_u

I'm ready to play :D

wai ur russian

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you've created a username on blizzard site and account
and set up a paypal?
and finally bought the game just now?

all that's left is for you to spend hours downloading it ^_^
Since you just bought the game.

You know, everyone's always like: Momiji's so cute. She's always going "Wan" and "Awoo".

In reality: The sole purpose of her Tengu tribe is to keep their territory safe. If she can see you, you're probably already about to get attacked.

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I've played it before, I'm ready to go now :o

will she piss on me

yeah, attack this dick

Nezi is posting lewds :o

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I fucking love tummies and thighs

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my tummy is my erogenous zone ./////.

youd be lying to me if you said you didnt want her to piss on you

im not

how u img search kanji

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Huhhhhh?

but you didn't own it before now. :|

Vri#1809

i draw it in google

OwO

I told you, silly! I played on my friends account!

weird... i thought you played on a friends computer.

No. I had his account information ^^
I got him so many skins and stuff :(

Fuck my tummy hole daddy.

brb getting comfy

invite me to mystery heros arcade

I'd do that

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woah pro strats
now i can weeb harder

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mhm

just draw the kanji you want

Somebody!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!
Please make a new thread !!!!

get a better pc

you fucking do it

I don't make threads Silly boys

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Make a thread :3

NEW THREAD

NEW NEW NEW

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That was no new thread.

literally takes 2 clicks and mashing the keyboard to make a thread you lazy kike

literally takes 2 clicks and mashing the keyboard to make a thread you lazy kike

We need one of those autists who crave making the new OP.

see I don't care about a new thread though because my computer isn't dogshit

if you want it just make it already and stop whining about it

I wish I could be born a ritch crossdresser who can afford supercomputers

so this is how it ends

Not with a bang

but with a SUPER stretchy THrEAD

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Long threads don't lag out my computer.

The best part about having to move out of this household is that I don't have to worry about what I eat belonging to someone else

I've been eating everything in sight that looks tasty

I used to have a nice computer but it physically fell apart and so I went and picked up a 300 dollar lenovo shitpad that I've been using for the past year or two

It's served me pretty well but recently is taking a downward spiral

Getting the mad lag spikes
Slow posting and slow facebook stuff

I can't open a new tab in firefox
if I do it just makes whatever i try to url search or googles search o copy and paste it just loads forever

So to get around it I have to highlight some text and then right click google search as

Then I can use that tab

INCONVENIENT i tell you

what's your rigg like?

I feel like you arent on a laptop but a real pc

Pretty solid rig. Put a grand into it.
It's not a laptop.

WOW Mybae YOU should make the thread SQuASHs

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Long threads are not an issue to me so I don't bother making new ones.

Use this one then.

Hey, how's life treating everyone today?

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