a salt shaker rifle grill
A salt shaker rifle grill
to the wallllll
this isn't a thread meme luka
i miss he
in soldier gun
Sponsored by Hank Hill
what am i doing?
are feeling it mr krabs
stepping on food
this culture has now been Apropriate you mad freinds random people
Test, are you still here?
only cancer now
Get on Steam for a second.
came to the right place
Should just ring the bell anyway
Bust his caps.
Cato rings all the bells
it looks like colby at AX
All of them
Aram lets you play fun way
One or two!
That just looks sad.
DoW looks old....
robots are kewl and high tech?
I haven't decided yet!
a mare gone too soon.
Ring all of them to be sure you get the right one
@"her" you only have two drinks and sleeping pills
Who is even crying in threads at four in the morning?
Why not, what's stopping you?
I'm not doing anything
Are doing all the things!
nah, do nothing
But they're just Intro to Psychology/Philosophy hour.
he'll know you're lying
all the nothings!
reach for that mouse you
I don't speak anime.
Why is he just having a conversation with himself?
The other half is on steam/related chat program
I did nothing!
But why wouldn't he just post the replies there instead of posting them in thread?
What purpose does that even serve?
You did all the good things!
Because it changes things up a bit
variety is the spice of life
Yeah, cause nothing is good
You have to have done something to do everything
Nothing does not count as everything, it is just null
I don't speak Chinese food.
That's just fucking weird.
It'd be like responding on Twitter to every text someone sends you.
and null is best
It is more interesting than responding the exact same way every single day for however many months/years ya'll talk
Too late for null
cause already good
Yes you are
Next you're going to start going after underage boys.
I still text the same people I have for years because it's the same sort of communication regardless of medium. There's no reason to use multiple mediums in the same damn conversation.
Don't bash what you haven't tried
WHY WOULD YOU MESSAGE SOMEONE ON SKYPE FOR THEM TO RESPOND ON STEAM AND FOR THAT CONVERSATION TO CONTINUE?
WHAT PURPOSE DOES THAT SERVE?
I feel like this is just going to result in further irrelevant image responses.
I already told you, to change things up a bit
It is a silly thing that you do every once and a while because you are bored, you don't need another reason.
Don't worry my dudes.
We're all just in the back of the bucket.
America should go to bed
a-am about to
You shoulda said something.
I havent sen you post that one before
Is this a guy or a girl?
still, my point stands!
I don't know what show it is.
Don't disrupt my blankposting memes
back of the bucket
Memes are scientifically linked to autism.
I read it on the internet.
Did you understand when Ban told you to get in the back of the bucket?
the shark cant get you
I have no fucking clue.
Test says it was pyschic command
Ban says it was a mind meld, but like a scientific, non-magic one
bans not wearing pants right now
Neither of these options even make sense.
Wait. He never even told me anything about that.
He just blankposted unrelated images.
And you couldn't tell from that that you needed to get in the back of the bucket?
Your IQ is apparently too low my dude, you need to practice visualizing.
This is down too many levels of irony.
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i'm wolph girl
If you must be!
5 more minutes!
and in 5, it'll still be just 5 more
That was your five minutes~
Then for real!
That's basically my existence my dude
life is suffering
eat on an empty stomach
nah, that was 3 minutes ago
*lays down and hides for a bit*
*picks up and carries to bed*
Sleep time, goodnight!
Good boy. Sleep well
*presses the Close button*
Talking about your girl like that behind her back, is even more rude
Is hupony a brony?
is feku a filthy neet otaku hikikomori?
is it some denmarkian word or whatever you people call your language
nope i like to keep my living space clean ^.^
so you're literally sagiri
also danish is just drunk dutch
i should shave my face but i cba
but i dont take pics of myself naked
so if you get drunk you become a denmarkian?
That damn feel
Or when brain aneurysm yes
As much a brony as you
wut it meaned :3?
i dont wanna give more things for me to cringe with
do you fuck ponies?
You cringe when you see you?
yup that sounds about right
pony means pony. Doesn't make me one
it means you fuckd them tho right?
*pat* there there
whose dat blonde grill
if you conclusive all these facts taht makes you a brony
new season better pick up with the vns
isnt it kill since last season was like 10 eps
No, it just makes you a horsefucker
i jerk to to flat chested 2d childs
how u come back form suicide
what you fap to ? big bimbo melon bitches?.
what? ive never heard of someone fapping to noodles before?!>>1817985
You're a noodle
.///. didnt know you thought of me that ways
Sounds like someone needs to go to bed
but for once i dont actually feel tired when i dont want to sleep
this is my moment!
Sounds like a pretty good morning
its like 1 am tho
Jeez, do you live in Hawaii?
yah sabe me its hot
Would take the heat, I'm cold
how u cold at top of the world in summer
watashi no speako nihongo desu
put your pantsu away heathen
Many aren't I'm just one of the few who find anything below 20C cold. Need to be 25+ and sunny, that would be nice
wtf dont steal pantsu
become proer like boku
i wish i had 20C all the time. maybe u just got no meat on ur bones skinny
i only speak american
I mean... yeah, I don't. Fucked metabolism runs in the family. Until my late 30's, I'll be nothing but skin and bone
beburger proburger burgerlike burgme
Im skin and bone 2 but heat is kill me. I think ill just be bone when 30
hu is not a soft squishy cute girlboi>?
would still exchange cold for heat
no, absolutely not
would exchange life for lolis
what would your parents think?
Try'na new macros
if you pretend to shake a salt shaker into ur mouth u can actually taste it
if you pretend to suck cock youll taste salt
wow it really works too even if u dont pretend
brush your teeth
did you autofellation to test it
Its not like you niggers deserve it but here is a decent life trip anyway
do not supply your co-workers and superiors with drugs
They'll just come back asking for more
Learn to spell you paprika-nigger
More like they will keep inviting you in since they wanna be on good terms with the dealer and that leaves me with all kinds of mindfuck by the end of the shift I don't bloody know my world anymore
let alone my words
Drugs are for degenerates anyway, don't do them
Why would you want to suffer this shitty society sober
um... how to i make ground coffee...?
chew the beans and drink boiling water
Cause I'm a madman
How does a madman deal with the miserable shitters called "humans" without grinding his teeth to dust in rage?
Hungary-user, when is Megaman X coming to Steam? I'm bored.
i think jack is a foreigner
How the fuck should I know I don't play with video games
I only play with people
By staying home as often as possible and pay the dentist frequent visits to keep them in good condition
everyone that doesnt have a union jack or american flag is a foreigner
what do you mean "with people"? in what way?
I must go out a shitton of times tho
I keep hearing their idiotic dumb primitive bullshit
I have to look at their ugly mug
Gotta deal with their pitiful fuckin' ego
Walkin' talkin' shit fountains.
**I can get along with literally anyone. I know hundreds of secrets they didn't even told their mother.
I play with their pride, their emotions, their trust, whatever. **
Same, fucking hell man.
Dumb uni and groupwork. I've already sit through two "episodes" of Last Week Tonight because these people find it entertaining, and I just can't take it anymore
please help, i want coffee!
sex is wrong
-backs away- I don't know if I want to be your friend anymore
And they are everywhere. No matter where you look or go these insects are just crawling everyfuckinwhere. They always get in the way too. Its really just INFURIATING AS FUCK I'd proly go on a killing spree if I had to be sober for longer than a week. Or at least punch a motherfucker.
What the fuck can I do, I can't even spoiler right
You are so totally completely safe
Besides, all of the cunts here say I'm harmless
mornib to you too missy
One of these days, swatting these disease-carrying flies won't be considered illegal
How're yew tudao.?
They are so goddamn retarded they will kill themselves anyway. With one of their petty wars, globally, or something else. Whatever happens I only live to see all of them burn
Lets just hope we'll live to see the day
im NOT a yew
Good morning best friend
s-so we can be fwiends?
coffee is the black devil
How are you today.
I fucked up my own meme
I'm playing dodonpachi while waiting for shit to download because my inner 16 year old is demanding I rewatch Gurren Lagann apparently.
I'm weird, I didn't like TTGL.
Just sitting around, hoping to be awake enough to want to go get a coffee.
Actually I tend to spend my most wasted days at home and if somebody finds me in that state that could be a legendary fail and I'm not risking that again so no
Sod off cur
It's only okay.
There's a reason I said my inner 16 year old.
But how does one get awake without caffeine in the first place?
That's even possible?
i need it to stay awaaaake
im awkward today
are you a NEET?
I made the ground coffee, it taste like water
It's not really the caffeine for me, if I'm honest.
More the ritual of drinking something.
hello to my friend afternoon drinking. i've missed him so.
I added milk and sugar and it still taste like water
Might not stay this way
maybe i'll add less water next time
Add more grinds next time.
No, I sadly work at two places and too popular to be left alone for a long time but when I finally have time for myself, I get wasted.
have some coffee
this coffee cost $10 tho!
and my mom said it taste really good, but i'm so used to drinking espresso so it doesn't taste strong to me
why are you being all nice? does it hurt being nice?
Does it hurt to not swear at me?
Trudeau is such a cuck
Though I would be very surprised if the drug with the primary effect of making you more awake didn't also have something to do with it tbh.
considering how little you slept that makes sense
you ain't gon get woke
Don't want any
i was watching the news and this kid put caffeine powder in his drink. But he thought it was like Tang™ so he added 3 table spoons in it and died ._.,
Then I don't know.
I don't do espresso.
Coffee works 50% of the time, 100% of the time in all matters except as a laxative.
Then it works 100% of the time.
go back to sleep
it's a diuretic not a laxative
Espresso is great if you like it really fucking strong you just add 120ml of milk to one espresso shot and a shit load of sugar
Something was going to take out that kid sooner or later
Trudeau is a fuckin' clown
I guess I'm starting to grow mellow
Started chugging shitton of beers so I can negate this fuckin' amphetamine and actually sleep at night.
Thats my cue to leave
he must of had the hardest boner when he died
Hungary-sama you should smoke some weed. Is weed legal in your part of the world?
Coffee, though, can have a laxative-like effect.
But why would you have espresso if you're basically just drinking sugared milk in the end?
I know I will
Espresso is very strong and thick, it can make you gag if you drink it black. It's nothing like ground coffee
Get a Moka pot and try it out.
This is the one I use, it's great
I don't do espresso.
I really want some caffeine powder but they don't wanna sell it online... help me
Can't say I've experienced this
why not? :c
Because that's not my style?
The most contact I have with espresso is, at most, one shot in a coffee around midnight if I'm out cruising.
Are you an avid coffee drinker~?
who the fuck drinks at midnight lol
Not really - I'm a tea drinker.
People who have been on the road for 8 hours already.
Ohhh like Sonata~
What's the most healthy tea I can drink?
I don't even know who you are!
But you managed to say my name?
Your name is Cunt?
I'm not sharing!
Then what are you on about?!
i just want attention....
stream a masturbate
i have no camera, i'm poor
White Tea, Green Tea, or herbal infusions, I think.
this is why i don't want a cat anymore
its going to make me into a furry
ah i see so what is your favorite? and is it okay to add milk?
no it's not, lol
My favourite tends to be Masala Chai, but a good peppermint gives my day a healthy dose of pep.
Varies by person - I say no.
A small amount of sugar is fine, though.
YES IT IS
i had green tea and it took me a few days to get used to the flavor x.x
Does it make you feel energized for the whole day, or do you need a nap?
Why? Cats aren't even sexually attractive.
If you fear having one will make you a furry, then you already are
Wait a furry is someone who finds animals sexually attractive?
What did you think?
Add whatever you want to your beverages
People who think there's only one way to enjoy them are idiots
You should just have said so
Why are you so needy for attention?
Depends on the tea, and the mentality I go into it with, but generally the former.
I thought they just dressed in customs and partied
im bored v.v
my parents passed away and i have no one in my life
you should go after them
And getting a cat would make you want to dress up as one?
RIP. Got nothing going for you?
no no i mean i might want to do it... i don't know anymore
nope not atm
which cat should I get? I want a british shorthair
The cat that chooses you
Well, find something! Start dancing lessons or something crazy.
how would i know if it chooses me?
dancing requires movement x.x
do you dance?
Movement is good
And it gets you out of the house and socialize
I do, it's great
The one that wants to talk to you the most and doesn't run from you when you come close to it, or even comes to you
i wonder i f i can use my phone as mic help
uuuhhhhh that's really lewd........
doesn't that mean it has rabies?
your face has rabbiets
It's not that bad. This is lewd.
its does! no cat would run up to me for cuddles and snugs
you can tell she 's a slut.
you won't get banned for posting that?
Don't be sure
what if it bites me? do i kick it?
I'm sure she is, most anime chicks are.
I once got banned. Then unbanned pretty quickly again. We used to have an admin who disliked it but he was voted out.
if i were admin i would ban u too
who was that other admin?
ima kick it
New thread when
You make it
The community would get mad
I don't know how
they would get mad if you tell me who the other admin was?
Guess we're fucked
No, if you banned me
Yeah you wish
tell me who then baka-baka
who is she anyways?
Pizza about to arrive, TI just started and I'm sitting comfortably. The only thing to make it better would indeed be a warm girl to accompany me.
He was called Badfox. Or was it under another admin? I forgot
ah okay we need to get badfox back into power
He was an idiot. If you stick around, you'll probably end up seeing the caps. There's also a banner with him.
ew 3D is even worse!
You get that's like 95% chance to be Blood-chan right?
The other 5% is Bard just cause he's been watching that show.
that poor flower
the girl you're posing
Hi I'm new are you a oldfag?
I hadn't considered that no, but now that you're mentioning it..
i'm pretty old yeah what's up?
oh! is she Touhou?
uh are those the kinda girls you're interested in?
That's what people say, yeah
I know where I know when
Be creative, I wanna break both of his arms but thats not enough
My name is anonymous but you can call me anonymous what's your name????? :)))))))))
that pickture is lewd
You smoke weed man?
that pickture makes me not want to trust u
I'm interested in a lot of girls
Do the sociopath meme
i'll be back later, see ya
oh shit nice GET
uh, I don't know what you mean
i'll be back tho
girls with penises?
I kinda wanna be quick about it. Quick and painful with something lasting preferably
I wouldn't care much about going to jail but that would be a rather stupid way to go about it.
Yeah, the motherfucker also owes that.
Bitch has my money and my weekend fun I'm actually fucking pissed off
dead and buried
Fucking useless little primitive faggots, stay dead its the one and only good fucking things you can actually do properly
fuck that's a nice ass
Help me kill 'em all, one by one.
Post lewd then
smoke some weed!
ITS FUCKING STOLEN AND ON ITS WAY TO THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CAPITAL AS WE SPEAK AND I CANT GET A FUCKING CAR FOR SHIT NOW GEE THANKS FOR REMINDING ME
For fuckin' shame you are get the fuck out
everything will be alright, just relax
Do you have a normal avatar?
Care to fucking tell me how everything will be all right with 20k missing, 90% of the stuff I deal which half I already own myself to my superiors due tomorrow?
With like 200 hundred miles between me and that sorry faggot?
Like, how in the ever-living ungodly motherfucking fiery hell will this shit be all right? Care to come up with a solution?
You fuckin' can't, none of you pissants can, hell I FUCKING CAN'T
Just eat the loss, its your fault for getting screwed
I'm just kidding you should break this legs
You fuckin' cuc-
I'll take my shit back and then some
I hate to lose face in front of those who hold me high. I fucking hate breaking my promise or deals
This bitch hurt my reputation. Took me more than a fucking decade to get this high and this GODDAMN FUCKING MORON JUST GOES
AND SHITS ALL OVER IT
WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT
I'll go grab sat. images of the adresses and the sort.
I wanted to play OW and get drunk all weekend and now I'm forced to fucking hunt
Screw this shit I'm out
People like that are very greedy, you need to hurry and get the police involved before he spends all of your money and you'll never see it again. You should call the cops now
Don't cars come with these things you can unbolt wheels with
I have a folder or two of Wish's avatars.
The plot thickens...
Wouldn't surprise me, there's something slightly masculine about the face
It's true. But now I gotta know!
Do you know of street views other than google this piece of shit is not letting me into dead ends
sorry for kicking u from the discord spec i didnt know who u were and its not a public discord lol
message squid or test if u want an invite back
no, that would be gay, fag
You won't have a waifu you wanna post with? Also tell me a little about yourself, mystery man~
god bless the army, police and firefighters of the world
I'm sorry no, but please get the authorities involved!
this thread is slowing down my phone
we make new threads at 300 replies / 200 images for this very reason.
Explains the mug.