Teenage mutant nigga turtles

People here tend to be obstinate about disliking people.

It's why I find the name "Holla Forums" so humorous.

fake new guy seems cool

that was dank

That is pretty funny...
Ah but I'm different, I like everyone even if they hate me.

Thanks! ^^

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Disliking the people is dumb.
Unless they're the people I dislike.

I dislike Squiddy.

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Squid is dumb
even worse than specs

That is not dumb, my friend.

Yes

Wow what the FUCK

kurwa

And then there's fkn' Cato!

shoulda swallowed it

She did with her vagina

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uh gross
she shoulda known she would have an ugly baby

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Is Blood-chan really doing the whole fake-new thing again and are people really going along with it?

She probably didn't know how baby was formed.

oh i'm not BC
someone else, i even said my name earlier.

the sad part is she can't kill it now

She could but that would be murder.

how babby formed

am i prangnet

Haikuus
Welcome back

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Nee nee

Luka babooka! Have peaceful evening

bye bye

i rather go to prison then have that monstrosity as a child.
Anyway goodnight ^^

DAMN IT
Whatever goodnight.

Kuus :D

Houdoe

Smiles

Bye then.

ho lee fuk

That's my shtick.

It's, like, the only aspect to my personality.

same

nikni scotadpoto lja aajlfnaklnflkowqnlkojfna

nini you`

Is he having a stroke?

...

...

maybe they sneezed while typing and accidentally hit reply.

Finally, Cupcake came back to me.

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You haven't said hello in ages.

Poor him.
Truly a hard life.

and neither have you, what's your point?

Kind of hard when you removed me on everything.

You should've just went outside and screamed for him and he would've come.

This

u mak me cum

*Tenderly sniffs your butt thole*

u_u

patently untrue. I'm basically never on steam, but I haven't removed you there, and you're still on my friends list on discord.

Thanks, Squash

You are not on any of my lists for social media.
I literally just looked.

oh wait, I guess I don't have you as a friend on discord, I thought I did. still have a conversation tab in the list though.

see

my bad. guess we never added each other and just had a mutual server.

Eh.

I'm out.

Discord friends list is pointless anyway.

t. shitter with no friends

:fire: :fire: :fire:

I LEFT DON"T GIVE ME A REASON TO NOT ACTUALLY LEAVE

I'll remove you from my discord friends list if its really not.

Remove him just so he readds you back.

Eh.

I'm out.

Not enough.
You should also block him on it and leave your discord.

Ah. Ya got me.

rip

no wait

i wish i had people on discord

later nerd

you added me last week and haven't said a word so you probably don't wish that

get rekt nerd

Why you hate me, Cup?

He hates everyone.

what tsuchi said desu

He's just a sad, bitter old man.

I know, he's a real bastard.

what? don't give me that look.

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All he needs is love to bring him back to humanity.
Make love to his gay, Mormon ass so he'll be at peace.

Take one for the team.

much better.

This unit is currently out of service, please check back later.

Now what?

Let him be your white whale, Ahab.

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I'd say get drunk but it's not the weekend...

Spec doesn't drink because hes a woman.

If memory serves that ends very negatively for me.

I hope it flops.

Wouldn't matter I don't dr- already handled I see.

Unless its with me.

They are having a part on the beach near my house some time this month.

I can't remember the exact date

u can come

oh? I always forget who those people are

Parties are ew. I haven't been to one in a long time.

Well I wouldn't exactly call 'em people.

Thats okay, I didn't actually wanna go anyways.

me either but I was trying to be nice

Good.

You can't be nice, you're Cup, remember?

youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

the world turned me into a monster

He was already a monster.

The world just unleashed him.

Furries explained.

Nah Frankenstein, this one's all on you.

frankenstein was the doctor who created the monster, not the monster you NERD

That was my point, that you made it, not anyone else.
I could'a referenced Jekyll & Hyde instead I guess.

i'm in the mood to f u g

that would have been just as stupid. classical literature references are dum.

I miss that mood sometimes.

Hey, tell it to that other nerd, he kicked it off.

What to heck

DEFCON 1?
Scorched Earth Thread?

I wasn't paying attention so in my lived experience it was you. don't try and deny me my lived experience.

why no more fug mood?

He's like a cartoon villain that always comes back for plot contrived reasons.

That's okay, a lot of people have been rejecting and substituting realities lately.

No 1 to fug.

Cupcake lives nearby.
Take one for the team already.

I don't have anyone to fug either, but that doesn't mean I don't still feel like it

you're telling me you don't get horny??

not in my experience. so ha.

reeeeee

yeah, same, dude

This but unironically

What twist has lead to his return this time?

Man, what is this team, and why am I on it!?

Why no one to fug?
Nah, I do.

...stop that.

It's like a bad soap opera where it turns out Cupcake has been married to Test all along and trying to ruin his new relationship.

Fuck you Revy

My sister has been watching a soap opera the past few days and I'm worried about her.

because I'm ugly and fat lol

you can't get me to stop. stop trying to censor me.

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Like the midday, Days of Our Lives shit that old ladies watch?

Army Wives

Presumably it's about army wives.

@here

you're soooooo Drunk
teehee xD

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Well damn it all.

Stop.

MAKE ME

Haven't you lost a bunch of weight?

pomf~

Kay. See you in twenty minutes.

please. you don't know where I am exactly.

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Is it just a show about army dudes getting cucked while deployed?

I have no idea

It's interesting that's where your mind goes first

Submit this thought to Kanra to better assist him in his psychoanalysis

It's a big desert, but it ain't that big, Cup.

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:thonking:

Let our gay Asian midget Einstein enlighten us neanderthals.

It seems like the most logical conclusion was that email was intercepted.

it's pretty damn big. you'd never find me without help.

The worst girl

All of the other universe Saiyans suck.

oh dear

not choking.

Proto1
rifk hugs!

who even

I shall enlist the help of Cup. It's a fool proof plan.

:relythink:

FOUL FOUL FOUL

baka thonk:

lOVE YOU.

I can't stand any of them really.

The whole tingly back thing is retarded,

DO you even dragon ball ?

delet this

proto1 please call me foul

love and war
it never ends

rifk i drink my pop

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Bow before me.

rifk.

WHat the fuck have you ever fought for.

Who even is he?
He's been here for longer than almost anyone and just spams the same shit for years, never actually saying anything other than what you'd expect a schizophrenic hobo to rant about.

I don't think I'm going to do that tho...pretty big hole in your plan...

What have you fought for?

It's all part of the ACT, he's playing 14 dimensional chess, you're being trolled, played, and laughed at.

HAHAHA

No
Doubly so on sequels everyone has told me are bad

Who even is this everyone's mentioning all of a sudden

Yeah, like the hole in your ass.

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rifk I am the one who took down cumbajohhny

rifk I am the brother of ethics,.
\\

rifk I am the son of man

That was backward but whatever

So
Nonsensical shitposter?

RUSSIAN CARDERS, CHICOM MSS OPERATORS, GOV FACTIONS, WHITE POWER FACTIONS

How do you even live ?

Correct

Possibly as crazy as Socks

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YOU POST LIKE SHOV

I got like a 20

LOVE LOVE LOVE

*pat*

If I remember correct that's your name for Chiri.

I'm tempted to take the comparison as an insult if I didn't know you like Chiri for some reason.

lewd ._.

hugs and love

^_^

lOVE YOU CaSINO

thank you!~

I love dicks in and around my face

Why does he call you casino?

I'm on my way

RIFK

WHERE MAH SHOV

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Whymst would I need to watch a show you called shit yourself

I mean, maybe he's just retarded or literally saying random shit.
Don't judge.

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i HATE THAT MOST OF THE people in the pic are dead

original. biting commentary. totally fresh.

Like the hole in your heart

its only 50% shit

not urs

can't have a hole in what isn't there, silly.

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You did something dumb but I can't remember what it was.

Do you got a head full of spiders?

This is unjust

it's not that you can't remember it's that there are too many things to even begin to list.

no don't be disgusting.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JqLz-cSTU28

Its the only justice !

Yes !

You're smart Cupcake.

smart people like us should stick together

destroy Test

hardcore you cant fuck with me fsu prophecy

God I wish I was 50% shit

oooh this sounds groovy. I dig it.

and okay, nice reference now that I know it.

what the heckin heck is ur damage

I don't think smart is a word that could be used to describe either of us.

75%

idk
I'm tired, and bored, but it's only like 20:00.

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I know the feeling. I've been falling asleep way too early lately. I blame the heat, honestly. I keep taking daytime naps too during the weekend. it's driving me crazy.

currently swimming under the map in pubg from a bug

ez win incoming

twitch.tv/neziwi

grats, nerd

Yeah, it really blows. And we didn't get a whole lot or rain at all either.

Still too low

Spec senpai, I'm bored too.

fix this with me

But then then how do you kill the last person

there's been a surprising amount of rain where I am but it usually just makes things worse because it lasts for like three minutes then leaves the place muggy and humid as fuck.

99%

Hi Proto

2 sleepy 4 mechs

I can tell. Whenever it rains all the clouds literally move around where I live, and then always end up dumping rain toward the east past Goodyear.

Now we're talking.

sux 2 b u ;_;7

boston hardcore

youtube.com/watch?v=oaoI1VTjZCA

re
everyone is ded today

where mah casino

At the Casino

too intelligent for robots

fuck it hard. that bitch likes it rough.

Soto!

Also, hi people

Everyone ded for non-robot purposes too.

rifk dms gangsgsta

this tbh

rofl prptp01

No, it's okay, we all understand we're all sub-soto's

I hiu8rt UASSIES

Soto's your favorite you poor poor boy?

I mean, cupcake is up there too

I'm just trying to get Soto to ♥ eventually

yeah same

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No favorites allowed

Disgusting.

Sheeeeit.

ur mother.

How's it hanging Cato?

Nigga you already know lmao
You rifk drinking yet?

hiu8rt u 2

fix it

Hello!

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Break that rule and make me your favorite.

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wow fancy seeing you here

because im lady luck

and he printed out my Luka avatar

and won at a casino lots and lots

because me luka bring him luck!

Pretty good, I really need to fix my sleep schedule

you?

Make me!

*pets*

Luka!

I got a low score for being a rebel.

rip 111111111111

:(
remember them?

Indeed.

I dun wanna.

Hi!

...

...

crystals aren't for eating

here

says u

don't give me that face

hi

i got a safe score! ^_^

fuk u then

wow
Not even calling me out on my meming

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I am rocknerd, what I say about rocks goes!

How's Luka?

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ur not the president of rocks

Eh. Maybe later, but no guarantees.

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So are all the serial killers.

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No, I am the king of rocks!

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wtf is this... thing?

sableye, the pokemon. you nerd.

toofbvrahuy nanna beua

I try not acknowledge bad memes.

fuck

sleep tight.

Fair enough.

Yes, exactly!

NERD

And the child molesters and Nazis and those disgusting furries that post Animal Crossing.

deep breaths.

why don't you?

More fans!

This is bullying

Why should I?

because it's a cultural juggernaut?

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...

That's disgusting.

just like u like it.

I hope they meet and fuck.

Cup did you finally cut that gross ass long ginger hair of yours?

jk it's not gross tho lmao :3

You could have ended it at "u" but sure.

it's still very long.

['

RIFK

you just float in the middle of the circle and hope they don't use heals

Does your job allow that?

this but when you missclick the diviner's strongbox

no obviously it doesn't that's why I've been there for more than half a year and haven't had to cut it yet.

Maybe I'll stream alien isolation.

I would have to actually beat it if I did that though.

\

BVOSTPOBNNM BE;LOMSG RO MW

but they've not been floating under the map for half the game
They'll have more heals than you

RQIDCHAN

nani the fuck

No you're jealous cause you want spec you liar

Why don't my webms have tumbnails ?

am I retarded ?

don't know

yes.

babelsoft.net/products/mediapreview.htm

Yes

Will this brick my computer ?

Cupcake lives closer and everything :(

No

do you stream on twitch?

/pat
there there, you had to accept it some day

like I said

just hope they get so confused about not finding the other guy that they don't heal

Do it

Just call him daddy and show him your boy hole

they might not realize you're not in the circle too if they don't check the whole thing and just camp one side of the circle so they don't know that they need to outheal you

But I won't do that.

ty

she's evil?

warm

I can stream on anything but normally its just on youtube or steam for a few friends.

I have a twitch setup though

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Quitter talk.

We both are

Did you put a pitcher of water in the fridge?

Yes ?

Hey

I won today

Nothing can change that

In what way

what's your name on twitch so I can follow you?

sup diggies.

anyone here I love?

Look at my discord for like half a second and see if you can guess.

twitch.tv/volcan4

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You mean how you've been proclaimed a faggot?

how's your new drone maddie?

neat, thanks, I look forward to watching you play video games xD

Who ever said I wasn't ?

Nobody would dare make such a claim, but other than the roles you have in Ooble's discord I have no idea what you're trying to make me look at.

Hey Tsuchi-poo~

I ordered it. The gf snapped an arm today on the 220 tho x_x

I have no idea then.

What's up?

omg... that is so horrible, I hope they are able to heal as quickly as possibly... was she able to get to the hospital so they could help her and everything?

nm just hanging out in bed. What's new?

lmao I probably phrased that incorrectly. I meant an arm on the drone.

It's just me, I'm baked I haven't blazed for like 2 days, OK, well that's not as bad!

:|

yeah

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...

It still sucked major dong cause the backup arms haven't come in yet and we were like 2 hours away from cruising around looking for places to fly. busted it first battery :/

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...

genji

doOoOOoOoooOOOooomm fist

" around Test, Never rest! "

Fuck you I'm done being triggered.

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#triggered

uwu

Okay this webm is the best but like
What is up with her eyes

well
it's

anime eyes

but
they're all weird and wobbly

metal man

good

4k images

whymst

@ SD

140p

@HD 4K 1080p 60fps 244hrtz 32ohms 9999impedance

Just watching all of the new season of Rick and Morty with someone.

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This but unironically

uwu

me every time

@everyone

@here

[( 1 )]

do not ping me

...

@Betty#6666
new phone who dis?

Aussies
can we board game?

What

r u drunk yet

...

No of course not

It's a pretty good guess.

:(
watch dis

this is how you eat a

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He wants you drunk to get in your tiny pants.

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