N-no I'm the worst
That wasn't for you, that was for Ban-kun
McFucking kill yourself
Don't you enjoy my anime memes? I'm trying hard here, nigger
Someone is mad with jealousy.
Going home, goodnight!
Have an indoor picnic... can I get some of that ass to snack on>?
stay safe love
nowai theres no sun!
i don't want to thing
He's clearly stealing my girlfriend Ban.
Jealousy doesnt suit you
Also I'd take a McFlurry if you would
You are missing the copious amounts of sarcasm.
Wow, not even ironically.
My feelers told me that the McFucking kill yourself was genuine
Got a little crush on Ban~?
Too lazy to look
What is it?
I just mimicked Ban's response
I'm not starting that exchange over.
youre about to head to the SHADOW REALM
The hair is 2/10.
Bracelet is also too big, and not enough stars are on it.
There should be 10 stars, and each star is about the size of a penny..
the whole point is that it is bad cosplay
Also he's black.
I don't even know how or why I remember these things.
I didn't notice the puzzle before I started responding, gomen.
Tbh, Idc if a black guy cosplays a white character, that's the least of what I'm looking for in a decent cosplay.
A good cosplay, however, you better be on top of every detail, especially something as obvious as skin.
LIKE THE RAN.
SHIT GRIM, DID I SHOW YOU THE RAN I SAW AT OTACON 2011!?
Should of just worn a wig.
Holy fucking shit the shoddy attempt works
This was the best cosplay that year, tbh.
This Aya is nailin' it.
Steaming pile of crap BUT IT WORKS
I'm realizing now my hand was generally not shaky in these.
This Ran nailed the general demeanor.
It was interesting seeing the difference between the people who were actually playing the costume, and those who were just wearing it.
isn't otacon in washington?
thats pretty far from canada
This Little Sister actually got me to wait until she got her friend laying down to take the picture.
"It'll be so much better if we do this first."
yeah that makes sense my friend from MD wanted me to take her
body pillow game on point
got any of you at the con?
were you cosplaying
Why are you here so much recently
what's new with you?
Buying porn in public is disgusting.
I just realized I got this Yachiru twice.
Both times she was on point, but I genuinely think that might just be how she is.
no surprise from someone so boring
If you're surrounded by perverts at a con is it still disgusting
I learned it from watching you.
eating some tasty black chickpeas
took some with a little salt and pepper
simple and delicious
how was your sleep bardo
She was just standing there, and the Rock Cannon was kind of obvious.
Yeah, it is.
me, feeding you
lol oh well
that sounds good
How did you cook them ust in like a pan?
I think I may be a lil hungry myseslf
Waiting to go hang out with either my best friend or my other good friend
I think when one of them hits me up I'll have them order a breakfast pizza today...
itll take hours if you use an open pan.
gotta use a pressure cooker.
lentils are cheap and so filling and nutritious, ppl should cook with them more
what goes on that
sausage and egg?
I took this Al's picture because there was an Ed right beside him and I wanted to jump on the opportunity to call him the Full-Metal Alchemist.
I called just about every Ed I saw "Short-stop."
Kurama is the best red haired anime boy.
I think they replace the marinara with a cheese sauce and a laayer of egg under the outside cheese then theres either sausage or bacon or whatever
Its my most favoritest
we have a nice gas station chain here that also makes pizza that is better than our local pizza joint and the 2 pizza chains we have here
I mean you're in new yawk so you probably can go get some good ass pizza huh
I actually didn't notice that Soifon until just now.
No, I wasn't cosplaying. I wanted to, but I couldn't pull something together in time.
And I'm one of the cosplayers who doesn't have fun with it if I'm not actually, like, playing the character.
oh no nigga what is u doin
I can walk like 2 blocks and there will be a pizzeria its fucking godly
I wanna cosplay but I'd rather get the body for it first
That was amazing!!!!!
An admirable goal.
Or, could cosplay as someone with your body type.
yeah it's the only c onvenient store chain I've ever heard that's like that
Caseys General store they are called
they also have good tenderloind andburgs and stuff
tbh if we got rid of all the food oints and fast food and resturaunts in town as long as we had our caseys its all good imo
i could never exist in such a large city
Do you drive?
how do you even get around?
I'm a little chubby, that's no fun.
Not to mention getting /fit/ has a slew of other benefits
in NYC I prefer to take the train/bus but if I'm not going to the island I will drive around
tbh the public transit is starting to show signs of fucking failure and collapse, its been beyond max capacity for a while
It's comforting to me to know that if I need to go to the e mergency room at 3 a.m I would be able to walk out my front door and treck 2 blocks down the street without having to worry about getting a train ticket or getting caught in a traffi jaam...or getting mugged...
but then again these are probably just stereotypes that they portray on the media and movies about new york, eh?
mugged? if you're in the wrong neighborhood, like anywhere else. They're getting sparse now, with real estate prices continuing to rise.
you call the ambulance, wtf do you need a train ticket for?
the subway uses a metrocard and noone in their right mind would take that to the hospital.
traffic at 3am? unlikely but it happens in busy roads and highways
Most bullshit thing for me is the cardio. Lifting shit's easy.
for a sedentary person or a smoker I agree cardio is a huge bitch
as a smoker I DISAGGREE
Mug my cummies
Nah, just don't like running.
how much cardio do you do bard
does your heartrate reach the optimal level
"OH THEY SHIT ON ME"
o shit.....you are right
It took me a long time to know the context of that image.
Hardest part's just keeping at it.
Was a good comic.
I don't really have any way to keep track of heartrate
I remember from elementary school you're supposed to count your pulse across like 10 seeconds or something but fuck that
I go running about a mile on the Kewash Trail, down to the bridge between 2 and 3 times weekly
Sometimes my best friend will join and well have a smoke under the bridge
Oh no not the comic. Who the characters were and fuck adachi.
Oh, yeah, he's a cunt.
movement is better than none
gotta force yourself till it becomes a habit
Yep. Sometimes difficult to find time though.
But I glimpsed through the comic, it's pretty funny.
i also like to roll with my friends on saturdays!!! but that's not really cardio
What kind of stuff do you do for excserise?
That's one thing I have another assumption about new york in my mind is that where tf are you gonna go excersise?
You probably have to hit a gym, right?
I enjoyed it enough.
gonna be real I havent been to the gym regularly since highschool
there are gyms everywhere tho theres like 2 right around the corner over here
I have no excuse besides changing my diet lmao
Yo can I get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boneless pizza
What's your metabolism like?
You're only like 24 right?
can i get an asian bone
i was wondering where you were lat night
do you have an iq high enough for that
it's regular and stable I guess?
Some days im so busy I forget to eat and only have like 2 meals in a day, have lost a little weight from that but otherwise its stable
there was something going on today so i didn't want to ruin it by drinking last night
thanks for noticing brad
Grim, stop posting my picture.
That's not nice.
here is my impression of boogie
i'm so sorry that that that sjw sperged at me
sorry if im being rude but are you like trans or crossdressing or what
Is grim trans?
she identifies as female but doesn't want to jam it down peoples' throats
girls with dicks are the best kind of girls
Yeah boogie is based af
I wish I was a girl with a dick so I could identify as female and then jam it down people's throats
honestly mexican traps are disgusting
i don't know what it is. the accent doesn't mix well with female penii
He sexually identifies as a washing machine, bigot.
Si señor, please ignore the peñor.
Good heavens, I'm going to heck, aren't I?
or was it focus
Post mexican traps
Too rgiht, fugg
also i haven't really been into traps that much anymore
glad that was a phase forced onto me by online culture
cowslut outta fucking nowhere
oh i guess he was already here
I'm only into traps because the internet made me into them
Muu post ass
it's actually true man
i remember malice telling me that i would be into to traps eventually
and i was like no fuck you i will never be like you
it's a phase though
traps are actually really gross when you actually let yourself think about what is going on there
I miss malice
Anime traps are 100 %
irl traps are gross
You found that way too fast.
Here's a meme pertaining to the pizza caseys gas station i was talking about earlier
how are anime traps better?
i would prefer like two anime ones yuri'ing
I want to die for enjoying these so much.
Man. On tequiela. Gimme that trap ass.
The biggest perk of anime traps is the lack of didsgusting body hair and usually pubic hair
there's the smell
the fact that you could literally draw a girl then draw a dick on her instead of having to be born a guy and dress up like a girl
this is next level reddit
THESE PEOPLE COULD GENUINELY TURN A PENNY WITH THEIR SKILLS BUT INSTEAD THEY'RE MAKING STUPID MEMES ON THE INTERNET
like we should develop a way to make online waifus smell
it is the next step
HOW WAS I NOT EXPECTING TO FIND SOMETHING LIKE THIS!?
shit is funny though
i mean that might be cool
as long as they smell good and not gross like real irl traps/transes
kamuu wanna meet up?
More-so than it has any right to be, yes.
how do irl traps smell?
like supplements and cigarettes i imagine
I thought semen and papa johns
Like any man would smell I suspect
i personally am glad that the smash mouth thing caught on
I want your attention and affection
That is insensitive
and false promises
it's kinda strange cause like my balls are naturally hairless
it's all around the dong
I'm probably too far south.
False promises? do go on...
I can travel for dat ass
How woud you feel if you were making out with some cute girl and you start going down and then BLAM
you get hit with that wet ball smell and then see a literal fucking jungle of razor stubble because some dude wanted to be a cute girl
i donno man
i have not met a trap who wasn't a WHORE
i feel like i would have to already know what i was getting into to be ok with it tbh
i'm such a micro planner these days
I like em whorish though :3
lmao im a genus
like throwing a subway sandwich for a tit pic is ok
That kind of defeats the terminology of trap
That's more like a tranny or just a "Crossdresser" if you already know what's coming up
Women have just as much razor stubble as men.
that's the trap i like
the obv ones
Slapping them with a footlong... who'd you slap hardest... by slapo I mean hit if you know whatta mean?
it's easier to deal with when you don't have to constantly reposition some gross saggy balls and a FLOPPY DICK i'd like to think
really feelin big dick atm
tp that's' really gay
kate mckinnon got nominated for an emmy
that unfunny ape also got nominated for an emmy
Nigger she is ace, you fucktard
i'm no longer into traps
it was a phase forced onto me by internet culture
You got married to Luka.
but you just said you like obvious traps....
leslie jones is terribly untalented and breaks pretty much every seen
she deserved getting her "nudes" if you can even call them that leaked
if I say ur cute ur cute
We got married.
wtf......I was married to luka.....
why would i save those
you and luka?
Because you asre a criminal homo
I hope my Boyfriend doesn't dump me.
i'm like barely bi-curious
bi implies acting on it
i fap to the nastiest shit sometimes tho
he doesn't like high divers?
sonata blue are you here
that's gay yo
Imagine... Being gay...
i really don't get the animaphilia thing tbh
like i don't even see my cats as sexual creatures
they're fixed ffs
Isnt it bestiality?
Imagine being a little girl on August 5, 1956 and a frog creature that was barfed from a lady floating in space crawling into your mouth after you've been lulled to sleep by a creepy radio broadcast.
I'd cum from my eye pussies.
i woke up and remembered that i said some rude shit to you
tried to go back and read what i said
and couldn't really get what i was on about
something about projection
i am sorry
i understand if you don't forgive me
I'm no whore though.
Sure you arent... y'all a good girl...
Don't worry about it. Water under the bridge, buddy. :3
Man, that's...that's pretty gross, Scoob.
oh nice that was bugging me out. when i'm like that don't take it personally lol
I know... I am a gross boy... Kill me...
Ferrrr sure! So, how's your weekend been?
Who are you, the Night Queen?
Wait...was that from The Magic Flute?
I can't remember. I've got Mozart dyslexia all of a sudden.
it was alright. met up with some bros in the park
Google says it was from Mozart's 'The Abduction from the Seraglio'. I'm such a swine.
Did you go down the slide?
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
Champion of the sun! Master of karate and friendship for everyone!
no but there just happened to be the chicago philharmonic orchestra playing at this park,
and the bathroom was behind the percussion?
poor arrangement tbh
Im the trash man.. I spread garbage around the ring and eat the garbage
Maybe they wanted the drum sounds to drown out the poo sounds?
I'm checkin' out! Throw me in da traaaaaaash!
you guys drinkin?
i could get more
but i could also just watch a movie
That image... its beautiful... Oh my god the LSD is kicking in...
Hello! How are you all?
FOSTER THE PEOPLE
IMan, pharah in overwatch tho
BEATING YOU UP
I'm just capping new images. Sup with you?
Kinda sleepy, ate some food. What's up with you?
why not both?
that's a cute picture. her stylist really knows how to shape her eyes.
i can't really keep up with things that involved
I didnt need them anyway...
Y-your stylist knows how to shape your.... erm... hi
taytay is wayway cute ^^
Say goodbye to your arms, nugget man.
Cool! I'm kinda sleepy, ate some food. What's up with you?
that's a cute picture. her stylist really knows how to shape her eyes.
watch something dumb while drinking, like samurai cop. :D
your doodab know how to boobap your hoohaw.
Just capping some images.
What's up with you?
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
I AM AN OCTOPUS
ur memaw did yo hoohar merah
Thank you! What picture are you referring to tho.
Tired, just ate some food. What's up with you?
NOW YOU'RE SUSHI.
Just capping some images.
What's up with you?
I saw my bosses tummy when he reached up for some boxes and it's honestly wonderful.
hehe I don't know if that is good by osha standards.
eyeball seesaw? my legs are made of doowop music, johnny!
i was just bein' goofy with scoot. hi, though! hope you're having a fantastic saturday night.
nope. this did.
I also saw his ass a bit.
He has kind of saggy pants so when he leans over it shows like 2 inches of booty.
there was only one other person there and i started dancing
that was the first cassette i ever owned!
she did not care lol
honestly though oldschool turtle power
Thank fucking god
They all float down here sabby, and when you are down here... you'll HAMMOCK too
cute! i was in a coffee shop last week and they played buffalo stance. i started doin' a little stand-in-place dance and the barista started doing it too. it was a nice moment.
those little randoms, for sure, make life
like how my friend hit us up randomly
not knowing that it just happened to be another friend's going away party
Everyone thinks he made a mistake by rapping that Raphael was the leader of the group, but since Rude Raph is the best turtle, I say he got it right.
I read that the first screenplay for the new IT called for the creature to change shapes like in the novel, but the studio just wanted to focus on the clown. Makes me a little sad, but I'll still see it.
Uh oh. Where's your friend going? My bff moved to New York 5 years ago and is finally moving back. I'm so excited!
was the dad from malcolm in the middle, ted's boss from how i met your mother, before he did the meth show?
i used to be a donatellofag for practically my whole life
it took awhile to admit raf is the best
No idea. Didn't really watch any of them.
not gonna lie, i think it looks good
has looks and substance from what ive seen
Teep, do you like Talking Heads?
If anything, it at least looks like it was beautifully shot. Some of the stills I've seen have been gorgeous.
one day we'll have great picture shooting AND writing
Turn that sea lion upside-ion! ♥
Scoot, I wanna adapt Philip K. Dick's 'Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said'. It seems like it would be a challenge.
NOT EVEN BREAKING BAD
for sure. pscho killer was one of the first songs my highschool bands covered
never heard of it, wanna elaborate on that? whats neat about it?
George had me watch the first like, 8 episodes when we lived together, but I just never watched on my own after I moved.
They were doing so much great work musically and artistically. Gotta love 'em.
Like a lot of PKD's work, it questions our ideas of identity and self in an increasingly impersonal world. It's not a long novel. You could read it in an hour. But it leaves you with a lot to think about.
When I am more sober please remind me to look it up
sounds neat, But if you think it merits a movie it must be good.
yeah i haven't watched a single ep of that one
i am versed in the others
true stories is a trip tbh
This call is fucking massive.
I watched Mitm now and then, but not much.
lol what ever happened to frankie munez
There's a pretty good adaptation of A Scanner Darkly that came out about 12 years ago that's worth checking out. That's one of my favorite books. It's so incredibly sad and deals with the same ideas of identity and what it means.
50 sets of twins appear in that movie.
I heard he had a stroke a few years ago. Poor guy. He was racing cars before that.
The list is so long.
too much adrenaline i guess
yeah i love that voodoo dude in that
list poster dong size
A scanner darkly! I have heard of that! Was that the one with that dude in it... Josh... or something.
I may be rambling, but I do remember its coming out.
DONT SAY HI TO HIM
I have to he said hi to me last night
Man it had keanu in, I fucked up
lol what happened
I'm 6' and 2''.
That's 2 measurements.
well I said
And then he said
and idk this just feels really familair
my dong is bouncing back lately
pretty proud of it tbh
brad have you met kyle
No i was going to show him my town and buy him ice creams but it rained >///
what fucking blue balls
Squiddy!!! You said Hi to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Night, you faggots.
s-stop it...t-too much hellos....
See you squiddy! Take care!!!
Magum. I use a monster condom for my magnum dong.
Teeb, do you ever wish you were as cute as Anna?
Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder, and Robert Downey Jr are in it. It was filmed live, then animated over. It's pretty cool. I think you'd like it.
w-what's happening....m-my mind is going blank
i wish i were her a lot
i recently realized that kate beckinsale wasn't actually perfect
so like i'm teetering here