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Get fucked moogs, that was the ultimate diss, cunt

Don't do it

you have so much to live for

Someone called the police, moogs just got murdered

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I already miss him so much.

Funeral for moogs is now

Can we do it later ?

I kinda have a thing...

Jerking that ding dong?

Ban is a girl, she has no penis???

finally

you disappoint me test. I AM THE SENATE

No that wasn't the plan.

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Good morning

hey

bard

let's play chess

i just woke up i dont wanna do anything

do you want to suck dicks?

lets do butt stff

No I wanna go to sleep
normally I'd have to be at work today but I was scheduled an hour later!

I know the feeling. I set my alarm an hour early so if I need to go into work (I'm a contractor) I can nail it and get shit done or if I really don't feel like waking up I have an hour to fuck off before I have to wake up.
It works out, but I need to change it up again because I keep opting out for the fuck off, and I need to stick to schedule so I'll be forcing myself to stick to the alarm.

Okay, I'm going to go sell dildos now.

???

gotta go to work.

"Work", he says.

have a nice day at the didldo store

I will make sure to sell many large insertables.

gotta make a livin'

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you okay?

Same

Moogs just a horny girl

ye

you okay?

that's good. are you keeping busy?

new phone who dis

you okay?

woah

i don't want to say, i'm sorry.
what new phone you got? I don't even know how to use one

you okay?

n-no....

It's a meme, you dip.

it's an lg treasure™

you dont know how to use a cell phone?

what is? i haven't been here for a while so i don't know

oh i never heard of that one. and nah I have a stutter irl so i don't really talk on cell phones, but i have an old rozer phone i use to text people

"New phone, who dis"

New boner, who dis?

maybe being not here was for the best

ａ　ｅ　ｓ　ｔ　ｈ　ｅ　ｔ　ｉ　ｃ

yeah it's one of those pay as you go phones as opposed to one with a plan. i dont use mine for calling much but it proves useful for accessing discord and reading the news on the go

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan

ah i haven't really been on a computer in months either so i missed out on a lot

why do you think that?

If you have to hide your identity it's probably because you're a pretty shitty person

And whats the next step of your master plan???

oh i see and they have smartphones for with that service too?

Crashing this thread

With no survivors

i am pretty poopy but i'm trying to fix it, it's hard though

walmart.com/ip/Straight-Talk-LG-Treasure-4G-LTE-GSM-Prepaid-Smartphone/51413960?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&adid=22222222227039499318&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=90380715032&wl4=pla-182539274192&wl5=9002048&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=online&wl12=51413960&wl13=&veh=sem

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST(USER WAS ACTUALLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)

heh that looks nice. how's the camera?

how to you make those red texts?

Someone post their ACTUAL ass and not the ass of some autistic attention whore. I understand the conditions of this request probably cannot be met by anyone in this thread.

adequate. if whatever youre taking a picture of is still

maybe if I ask alot of bullshit questions theyll like me

two = either side of a statement for example

.==RED TEXT==.

remove dots and

RED TEXT

somebody posted these girls in the /sft/ chat I was in the other day

too bad I lost my ass in a terrible accident at the age of 5

Top 10 anime betrayals

Refresh the page

but 3DPD is not okay!

Nnnnh never mind I want a phone with a great camera
maybe I should just fold and buy an iPhone

are you talking about me? I'm just curious about phones...

SEX

You can learn about phones on /g/

you can get those without a plan as well

There's no reason to be hostile

WOAH

Oh hey, Blood-chan.

You'll find your wrong when they reveeal their identity

This is someone I will show no quarter

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I'm currently banned from 4chins...

ahhhhhhhhhhhh I didn't know that exist. Why didn't you get one with a plan?

No

ATTENTION

EVERYONE LOOK AT ME

PLEASE LINE UP TO BE RATED

YOU ARE NOT KAMUU

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

It's probably Blood-chan.

who are you

Bard just mad as fuck

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your past two resonses are conflicting

How old is this?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't know for sure that it is.

seemed more freeing

Good right ?

"her" Ban Archives

Nezumi

Literally just made it in ms paint

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Nope
It's bebop actually

i'm sorry i have to go, i just came back home and i feel so awkward....
bye moogs have a good evening

ok

k bye

Should have made a B++ tier just for Grim.

Lol

I but you in B out of spite

:(

Hes B for a reason

I know who the user is.

Its this one isn't it ?

I'm a gambling man.

Bard says it's Bebop but I'm doubling down on Blood-chan.

i know who it is two

now pick a number from 1 to 5 while i flip this coin and watch live leak while saving my village and watching someone die in florida

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2

two

I don't know that one

I know the other one

gomen

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Why not both ?

I know

interesting

c:

This will be the end of everything.

pat

gtg for work

if anyone confirms who the user was though i wanan know

that was awesome lel

Is it so wrong to want to m-preg Blood-Chan

Wait why is my cock up there?

You sick man

is s for extra autism?

is my butthole on that list i didnt look

We just don't know

what am I minus the spite tho

I can add it

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I can't believe I'm in F
Time to an hero

Thank GOD

do a flip

F stands for First Love

I came... again...

I can't believe Kanra was Ban's other first love.

I'm like small azn boys

I couldn't help myself

also that massive iq

I can't BELIEVE you would MOCK me like this
This is the most serious emotional drama ANYBODY has ever been through
This is worse than anything you'll ever feel in your ENTIRE LIFE

That does make sense.
I can't believe I'm being cucked by Kanra, Lenko, Murder and Flan simultaneously

make sure you tell god im coming for him

Its my list.

I control what makes sense and what doesn't.

And I'm CUMMIN'

I got warm cum running inside me

my dicks beating fast

I GOT HOT CUM RUNNIN THROUGH MY VEINS

Boiling cum

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i have the best iq

I didn't say it didn't make sense.
It makes perfect sense, you are very attracted to all those posters.

N-not every newfriend is me....

No thats literally what you said

liar

this is why you're F tier

:smirk emoji:

♥

With an IQ of 112 you probably can't even transform in two dimensions.

Be back later

I misss test

This isn't even my final form.

Are you alright?
Did you hit your head?

You edited your post.

Thats why it says (edited) next to it

i'm not stupid

i've been imagining shapes in 4 dimensions while yall were trying to turn circles into squares

♥

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I meant to greentext "i'm not stupid" there

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Don't lie to us, moog
All you've been imagining is dick

oh fuck you then

I take that picture back

you want some m-preg bb?

4 dimensional dick

im sad schoots
people don't like me even when i've been so nice to them

Too bad nobody's IQ is high enough for a 4 dimensional boypussy

Thats them being dumb, I wouldnt worry about them. The lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of the sheep.

:(

WAIT
why is sabby a C???

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Because thats like neutral

i just want to make friends here

I thought B was neutral.
huh

my pussy is a tesseract or some other term i dont understand

I dunno

Its right in the middle

You'll win them over eventually

your E rank is weird
who the fuck gets an E on their paper

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Erio, Lexi, Spoliers, Dusty, Tak, tuschi, Cupcake, Neko.

Youve me atleast... And the odd other poster. ..

but you only want to fuck me
this watermelon is my only friend

fuck the watermelon

why do I always get FUCKED in soloq

SLAY! SLAY! SLAY!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Night thread!

Implying I am only in it for the nut'n how rude!

I am going to bed now, stay safe hun

Play jungle

Look and see whos on a lossing streak

camp his lane

make him tilt

? ? ? ? ?

elo

Knife cat worked best for this

Bye bye

no its my friend

please don't leave me i need you to be my friend

--wanders around the thread looking for attention-

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would you like to be my friend?

what can you offer me

nini

;~;

friendship and loyalty.
But for now I must head home
Anyway goodnight!

cya in a few

im fucking this malz rn lol

THE 20MIN SURR

B? Neat!

wait it was 15 holy shit

rip in piss

wHy dO I aLwAys GeT fuCkEd nI sOlOq ?

Why are you back in this hell?

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but the backflip tho

Win one lane while all the others get shit on

Disregard objectives

Bet on people being retarded

May as well just play singed if tilting people = elo

It makes it easier

I can also just carry if I get kills a lot of the time

more so than the other people in my games

which is why I gain elo

remember to use mastery 7 emote upon kills

wait
wait
wait

You can elo if you are on average better than the other people you are playing with?

yeah

its shocking

Nah, I haven't risen in the past week
I must blame the company running this game
Clearly I deserve to be higher than I am, rank is supposed to be acquired through grinding and not be a representation of my current skill.

Shame it's a 10 people game

I'll play jungle garen and be worth 11

I missed playing kat
ok

I MEAN
I TILTED THE MALZ I GUESS

xd

Rolled 4 (1d4)What do while laundry.

1 - PkMn Pt
2 - PkMn Sapphire
3 - Shitty PkMn Fangame
4 - Atelier Sophie
5 - Cyber Subtle
6 - Cyber Test
7 - Cyber Everyone
8 - Viewer's Choice

I mean like..

I wonder how many people actually cyber other people in 2017

Have fun.

...there is only so much you can do on your own

tilted

yeah

Elo hell isn't real

get over it

This happens way too often though

you should carry harder :3

I started back up recently too
gotten higher so far than i've been in many seasons so I'm gonna see how far i can go

I've climbed high a lot

the pros do it

lots of people do it

its not luck

Woah, a couple of anecdotes of you doing better than your team.

Clearly this proves that you are far better than your rank, and there is a magical fucking conspiracy holding you down by matching you with worse teammates than the ones matched onto your opponents team every fucking game. Because if you did that normally every game, you're going to be rising as the enemy team has the same chance of being garbage as yours.

ELO hell is a mathematical impossibility. If you can't rise, you're exactly where you belong. It's not even a matter of needing to "carry".

elo hell means you have good macro but horrible shotcalling/suck at ending the game

basically what squid is saying

This slut always takes my side on everything.

how do u have bad shotcalling with good macro

No, I'm not.
How the literal fuck did you get that from my statement?
It's a possibility but my point is that it's something you've convinced yourself of to feel better than you are which has no basis in reality.

think he meant mirco

Your're shit and all the vidya you like is shit.

go fucking take your shower already

Whoa, I'm not jerking my ego I'm pointing out you can't always solo carry because it's a team game and 5 semi decent people against 1 or 2 good ones and 3 or 4 retards means the 5 are gonna win.

Whoa I never once complained about my rank or said I can't climb, I'm doing fine.

Good job pulling stuff out of your ass though, it was a lovely lecture.

*calls the shots*

^_^

*throws game* :(

Throw me

I'll blow out my back

Where?

yes hello just testing ignore pls

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

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😊

I new you could do it.

*clap*

now 50k

In the trash

I'm only like 160 lbs

Lightweight, I could toss you across the house to the garbage.

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Surely.

cute ^_^

Indeed.

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I have to pee

ur welcum bb

well that didn't work

tough luck luka

oh well... i caved
and installed some shady looking extension

thanks anyways ^_^;;

I can't believe luka's gonna get a virus

What if Luka is the virus?

im going to give luka a virus if you know what i mean

HIV?

...

yeah that

thats not nice...

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interesting news art style!

its not mine i dont draw furries

i wanna see you draw a cute new pic!

I can't believe moogs got aids from tsuchi

he was a poor lover

I don't have HIV, just syphilis.

He just doesn't turn you on?

:neutral_face:

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Poor guy.

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This, honestly

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Hey bud.

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asuh

how's /tf/ doing

It's pretty slow but I want to code some sort of AI for it so it gets more appeal or something.

sounds futile lol

I bet it would still make more quality posts than Scootaloo.

scoots is a troll but he is a lovable one

grim I snapped you

ill check it soon

He's out of the closet?

Sure.

* snaps u in half *

okie

I'm just showing him a new shirt I got tsuchi

I thought you meant mentally snapping, not sending something via SnapChat.

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star wars!

He was ever in it?

ow ;;

it was Snapchat the whole time!

cute pic ♥
*patches you up*

Hello night friends

Evening.

Happy Friday my diggies~

Hm.

What's the matter?

Nothing, currently.

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Hm.

me on the right

p4 Kun on the left

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...

...

I applied and got my 3rd job today. I get to start this coming week.
How wonderful.

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*Wags tail*

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Cats don't make pig noises!

congrats squaho

I dont need to put up wit dis....

my man works 3 jobs

I guess it depends.

fuck outta here with that gay shit

Thank you, Bard.
I'm excited to see how it goes.
How you doing?

Impossible!
Wolves go awoo!

well, I don't think my best friend wil lsee me tonight, which is suuuper lame , I havent seen him in a day or two so hopefully he wakes uup later or hits me up tomorrow

i got off work tonight at a pretty good time and lucky enough dont have to go in tomorrow

thinking about getting some more sleeps but then ill just wake up at like 4 a.m and get tired at my regular bedtime at like 7 or 8 a.m...

so what kind of job is this one?

I suppose you have to take the good with the bad.

I'll be working freight trucks.

The fuck is the noise this things is making?

loading them or driving hem?
My grandpa used to drive a truck

Unloading. The store I'm doing it for doesn't really have people who can do it. I got it on a whim. I could be doing around 28 hours a week there.

That's bretty good squash :D thats more hours than I put in this weekk

How is the pay?

Just minimum wage.
Same for the other two jobs. I'll average out around 70 hours a week if I'm lucky.

Where did they all go?

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Bed.

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skrit club

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But it's Friday!

Archives in a skirt, that's a good one

sup

Bye

Most everyone I talk to is in the call anyhow.

Trying to decide what to do

wbu?

Have a good night, TB!

don't own

I own skinny jeans that strangle my nuts though.

why would you torture yourself?

It looks good.

Hello!

well fuck

talking to people.

...

Not worth

Sinni!

Fun people?

Henlo.

Yeah. Kind of kills being here.

I'm gonna ban these SUBJECTLESS POSTS

Cato! How are you?

Hello!

I like looking good.

which also happens to be edgy

Wait. You're in the call too.

the best

true i dont know why im here

the subject is in the picture

I mostly just like posting pictures.

I am doing ok!

You?

I bet you like knives too!

Impossible, I am not in there!

You're also in the call???

consider like better subjects.
whats your favorite flavor of juice?

Tired! Do anything exciting today?

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I went grocery shopping for the first time since I moved. Full refrigerator now!

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same dude i feel you on a spiritual level

sowwy

there is not a better subject really. and cranberry juice are nice. there are cranberry farms all around where i live

I had a large one I kept in my mouth.

broke it

Knives are gay though

Fun! Make sure to eat healthy uwu. Proud of you for being productive.

Acceptable opinion. The truest correct answer is grapefruit juice.

Actually I am not sure why I really come beyond that at all anymore.

must be the worst, absolutely horrible~

kept in your mouth?

I got plenty of saladstuff
salads are good

also an acceptable opinion

waffles or pancakes?

it's good for me when i dont want to voice

I suppose. I usually just mute myself and listen though.

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Well, George went to bed.

But..
your mouth?!

Fucking George

Thats right.

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w-what?

How even
and why
wouldn't that just get in the way?

Hu!

I think I might head to bed myself actually.

Evening

Bring this guy with you

I didn't keep it inside forever.

Only when I was at my computer really.

It sated my oral fixation.

WHy is everyone going ti bed so early, is it not Friday?

Cute!

oh, so you just chewed on a knife
that is much less weird

Yes.

Sucked/licked

i'm not biting metal

Listen

I broke it

its dead now

no u

Yes what?

Don't worry 'bout it.

You're weird

Metal tastes good

You said you lost it!
Poor knife

Spec is the cutest, tho

I lost it in the trash.

I might have a picture of it

Nah, he's weird

lil' bit

Should get another!

Cute in a weird way!

hmm'st

But I won't do that.

Too dark, can't see.

put it in your ass

you can see enough

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keep the pic of your ass in the trash

100%

Maybe a little

Sharpie in pooper

Don't have a picture of that.

Don't listen to Grim, post ass.

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why not?

Do it in the knife's memory

More than a little!
Speccy is like the cutest, or something along those lines

Not sure if Squash would appreciate you flirting with his boyfriend

No way
It can't be

But it do

No way
I thought squish had a boyfriend irl

Daga kotowaru

The guy he's working with?

I have no idea how to respond to that, so I will just start the drinking instead

Maybe?
I'm pretty sure he was living with his boyfriend!

holy shit I was actually kinda skinny before Oregon

pro tip: weed makes you fat as fuck

thinspiration mayne

have fun

I thought they were just roommates and gave each other massages

Drugs are bad, m'kay.

I will!
Jack is always fun

Maybe they are now?
I always though Squish was the most normal of us in terms of having real relationships and shit like that

Which Jack are you talking about ?

Maybe, I don't know

Jack Daniels

Is there another jack?

So are he and spec a thing or not?!

It's a meme.

A poster who's part of the Hungarian border patrol

That's what I thought

I am not a memer!

I remember the name, at least!

I think you were dupoed!

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No.

Wasn't, he's meming

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Good

I am lost!

uh huh

This band is weird

ohkay

What band ?

same

the rs grind is killin me

Die Antwoord
youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0

what's you grinding?

agil

eh

they suck

Just don't play it then

Easy though

I haven't
but I wanna
but I don't

I donno
they are pretty good at what they do

Sounds like you got a problem.

I don't like what they do.

That is different from them sucking!

I really don't care.

they suck

maybe a shower will help

You're gonna need some strong soap.

that's not how it works!

who doesnt suck?

im just tired

Anything with Ronnie Radke.

Sleep then ?

Is this guy very much different from those guys?

I mean, you can understand him

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fresh outta the shower now and feeling better