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There was no time before Christ.
YAS GRIM YAS
what the fuck did you call me
You know what's the best is texting on your phone like you don't care while someone makes love to your ass
I had a senile moment
Even Moogs isn't that gay.
Get fucked moogs, that was the ultimate diss, cunt
Don't do it
you have so much to live for
Someone called the police, moogs just got murdered
I already miss him so much.
Funeral for moogs is now
Can we do it later ?
I kinda have a thing...
Jerking that ding dong?
Ban is a girl, she has no penis???
you disappoint me test. I AM THE SENATE
No that wasn't the plan.
let's play chess
i just woke up i dont wanna do anything
do you want to suck dicks?
lets do butt stff
No I wanna go to sleep
normally I'd have to be at work today but I was scheduled an hour later!
I know the feeling. I set my alarm an hour early so if I need to go into work (I'm a contractor) I can nail it and get shit done or if I really don't feel like waking up I have an hour to fuck off before I have to wake up.
It works out, but I need to change it up again because I keep opting out for the fuck off, and I need to stick to schedule so I'll be forcing myself to stick to the alarm.
Okay, I'm going to go sell dildos now.
gotta go to work.
"Work", he says.
have a nice day at the didldo store
I will make sure to sell many large insertables.
gotta make a livin'
Moogs just a horny girl
that's good. are you keeping busy?
new phone who dis
i don't want to say, i'm sorry.
what new phone you got? I don't even know how to use one
It's a meme, you dip.
it's an lg treasure™
you dont know how to use a cell phone?
what is? i haven't been here for a while so i don't know
oh i never heard of that one. and nah I have a stutter irl so i don't really talk on cell phones, but i have an old rozer phone i use to text people
"New phone, who dis"
New boner, who dis?
maybe being not here was for the best
ａ ｅ ｓ ｔ ｈ ｅ ｔ ｉ ｃ
yeah it's one of those pay as you go phones as opposed to one with a plan. i dont use mine for calling much but it proves useful for accessing discord and reading the news on the go
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
ah i haven't really been on a computer in months either so i missed out on a lot
why do you think that?
If you have to hide your identity it's probably because you're a pretty shitty person
And whats the next step of your master plan???
oh i see and they have smartphones for with that service too?
Crashing this thread
With no survivors
i am pretty poopy but i'm trying to fix it, it's hard though
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST(USER WAS ACTUALLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)
heh that looks nice. how's the camera?
how to you make those red texts?
Someone post their ACTUAL ass and not the ass of some autistic attention whore. I understand the conditions of this request probably cannot be met by anyone in this thread.
adequate. if whatever youre taking a picture of is still
maybe if I ask alot of bullshit questions theyll like me
two = either side of a statement for example
remove dots and
somebody posted these girls in the /sft/ chat I was in the other day
too bad I lost my ass in a terrible accident at the age of 5
Top 10 anime betrayals
Refresh the page
but 3DPD is not okay!
Nnnnh never mind I want a phone with a great camera
maybe I should just fold and buy an iPhone
are you talking about me? I'm just curious about phones...
You can learn about phones on /g/
you can get those without a plan as well
There's no reason to be hostile
Oh hey, Blood-chan.
You'll find your wrong when they reveeal their identity
This is someone I will show no quarter
I'm currently banned from 4chins...
ahhhhhhhhhhhh I didn't know that exist. Why didn't you get one with a plan?
EVERYONE LOOK AT ME
PLEASE LINE UP TO BE RATED
YOU ARE NOT KAMUU
T H I C C
It's probably Blood-chan.
who are you
Bard just mad as fuck
your past two resonses are conflicting
How old is this?
You don't know for sure that it is.
seemed more freeing
Good right ?
"her" Ban Archives
Literally just made it in ms paint
It's bebop actually
i'm sorry i have to go, i just came back home and i feel so awkward....
bye moogs have a good evening
Should have made a B++ tier just for Grim.
I but you in B out of spite
Hes B for a reason
I know who the user is.
Its this one isn't it ?
I'm a gambling man.
Bard says it's Bebop but I'm doubling down on Blood-chan.
i know who it is two
now pick a number from 1 to 5 while i flip this coin and watch live leak while saving my village and watching someone die in florida
I don't know that one
I know the other one
Why not both ?
This will be the end of everything.
gtg for work
if anyone confirms who the user was though i wanan know
that was awesome lel
Is it so wrong to want to m-preg Blood-Chan
Wait why is my cock up there?
You sick man
is s for extra autism?
is my butthole on that list i didnt look
We just don't know
what am I minus the spite tho
I can add it
I can't believe I'm in F
Time to an hero
do a flip
F stands for First Love
I came... again...
I can't believe Kanra was Ban's other first love.
I'm like small azn boys
I couldn't help myself
also that massive iq
I can't BELIEVE you would MOCK me like this
This is the most serious emotional drama ANYBODY has ever been through
This is worse than anything you'll ever feel in your ENTIRE LIFE
That does make sense.
I can't believe I'm being cucked by Kanra, Lenko, Murder and Flan simultaneously
make sure you tell god im coming for him
Its my list.
I control what makes sense and what doesn't.
And I'm CUMMIN'
I got warm cum running inside me
my dicks beating fast
I GOT HOT CUM RUNNIN THROUGH MY VEINS
i have the best iq
I didn't say it didn't make sense.
It makes perfect sense, you are very attracted to all those posters.
N-not every newfriend is me....
No thats literally what you said
this is why you're F tier
With an IQ of 112 you probably can't even transform in two dimensions.
Be back later
I misss test
This isn't even my final form.
Are you alright?
Did you hit your head?
You edited your post.
Thats why it says (edited) next to it
i'm not stupid
i've been imagining shapes in 4 dimensions while yall were trying to turn circles into squares
I meant to greentext "i'm not stupid" there
Don't lie to us, moog
All you've been imagining is dick
oh fuck you then
I take that picture back
you want some m-preg bb?
4 dimensional dick
im sad schoots
people don't like me even when i've been so nice to them
Too bad nobody's IQ is high enough for a 4 dimensional boypussy
Thats them being dumb, I wouldnt worry about them. The lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of the sheep.
why is sabby a C???
Because thats like neutral
i just want to make friends here
I thought B was neutral.
my pussy is a tesseract or some other term i dont understand
Its right in the middle
You'll win them over eventually
your E rank is weird
who the fuck gets an E on their paper
Erio, Lexi, Spoliers, Dusty, Tak, tuschi, Cupcake, Neko.
Youve me atleast... And the odd other poster. ..
but you only want to fuck me
this watermelon is my only friend
fuck the watermelon
why do I always get FUCKED in soloq
SLAY! SLAY! SLAY!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Implying I am only in it for the nut'n how rude!
I am going to bed now, stay safe hun
Look and see whos on a lossing streak
camp his lane
make him tilt
? ? ? ? ?
Knife cat worked best for this
no its my friend
please don't leave me i need you to be my friend
--wanders around the thread looking for attention-
would you like to be my friend?
what can you offer me
friendship and loyalty.
But for now I must head home
cya in a few
im fucking this malz rn lol
THE 20MIN SURR
wait it was 15 holy shit
rip in piss
wHy dO I aLwAys GeT fuCkEd nI sOlOq ?
Why are you back in this hell?
but the backflip tho
Win one lane while all the others get shit on
Bet on people being retarded
May as well just play singed if tilting people = elo
It makes it easier
I can also just carry if I get kills a lot of the time
more so than the other people in my games
which is why I gain elo
remember to use mastery 7 emote upon kills
You can elo if you are on average better than the other people you are playing with?
Nah, I haven't risen in the past week
I must blame the company running this game
Clearly I deserve to be higher than I am, rank is supposed to be acquired through grinding and not be a representation of my current skill.
Shame it's a 10 people game
I'll play jungle garen and be worth 11
I missed playing kat
I TILTED THE MALZ I GUESS
Rolled 4 (1d4)What do while laundry.
1 - PkMn Pt
2 - PkMn Sapphire
3 - Shitty PkMn Fangame
4 - Atelier Sophie
5 - Cyber Subtle
6 - Cyber Test
7 - Cyber Everyone
8 - Viewer's Choice
I mean like..
I wonder how many people actually cyber other people in 2017
...there is only so much you can do on your own
Elo hell isn't real
get over it
This happens way too often though
you should carry harder :3
I started back up recently too
gotten higher so far than i've been in many seasons so I'm gonna see how far i can go
I've climbed high a lot
the pros do it
lots of people do it
its not luck
Woah, a couple of anecdotes of you doing better than your team.
Clearly this proves that you are far better than your rank, and there is a magical fucking conspiracy holding you down by matching you with worse teammates than the ones matched onto your opponents team every fucking game. Because if you did that normally every game, you're going to be rising as the enemy team has the same chance of being garbage as yours.
ELO hell is a mathematical impossibility. If you can't rise, you're exactly where you belong. It's not even a matter of needing to "carry".
elo hell means you have good macro but horrible shotcalling/suck at ending the game
basically what squid is saying
This slut always takes my side on everything.
how do u have bad shotcalling with good macro
No, I'm not.
How the literal fuck did you get that from my statement?
It's a possibility but my point is that it's something you've convinced yourself of to feel better than you are which has no basis in reality.
think he meant mirco
Your're shit and all the vidya you like is shit.
go fucking take your shower already
Whoa, I'm not jerking my ego I'm pointing out you can't always solo carry because it's a team game and 5 semi decent people against 1 or 2 good ones and 3 or 4 retards means the 5 are gonna win.
Whoa I never once complained about my rank or said I can't climb, I'm doing fine.
Good job pulling stuff out of your ass though, it was a lovely lecture.
*calls the shots*
*throws game* :(
I'll blow out my back
yes hello just testing ignore pls
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I new you could do it.
In the trash
I'm only like 160 lbs
Lightweight, I could toss you across the house to the garbage.
I have to pee
ur welcum bb
well that didn't work
tough luck luka
oh well... i caved
and installed some shady looking extension
thanks anyways ^_^;;
I can't believe luka's gonna get a virus
What if Luka is the virus?
im going to give luka a virus if you know what i mean
thats not nice...
interesting news art style!
its not mine i dont draw furries
i wanna see you draw a cute new pic!
I can't believe moogs got aids from tsuchi
he was a poor lover
I don't have HIV, just syphilis.
He just doesn't turn you on?
how's /tf/ doing
It's pretty slow but I want to code some sort of AI for it so it gets more appeal or something.
sounds futile lol
I bet it would still make more quality posts than Scootaloo.
scoots is a troll but he is a lovable one
grim I snapped you
ill check it soon
He's out of the closet?
* snaps u in half *
I'm just showing him a new shirt I got tsuchi
I thought you meant mentally snapping, not sending something via SnapChat.
He was ever in it?
it was Snapchat the whole time!
cute pic ♥
*patches you up*
Hello night friends
Happy Friday my diggies~
What's the matter?
me on the right
p4 Kun on the left
I applied and got my 3rd job today. I get to start this coming week.
Cats don't make pig noises!
I dont need to put up wit dis....
my man works 3 jobs
I guess it depends.
fuck outta here with that gay shit
Thank you, Bard.
I'm excited to see how it goes.
How you doing?
Wolves go awoo!
well, I don't think my best friend wil lsee me tonight, which is suuuper lame , I havent seen him in a day or two so hopefully he wakes uup later or hits me up tomorrow
i got off work tonight at a pretty good time and lucky enough dont have to go in tomorrow
thinking about getting some more sleeps but then ill just wake up at like 4 a.m and get tired at my regular bedtime at like 7 or 8 a.m...
so what kind of job is this one?
I suppose you have to take the good with the bad.
I'll be working freight trucks.
The fuck is the noise this things is making?
loading them or driving hem?
My grandpa used to drive a truck
Unloading. The store I'm doing it for doesn't really have people who can do it. I got it on a whim. I could be doing around 28 hours a week there.
That's bretty good squash :D thats more hours than I put in this weekk
How is the pay?
Just minimum wage.
Same for the other two jobs. I'll average out around 70 hours a week if I'm lucky.
Where did they all go?
But it's Friday!
Archives in a skirt, that's a good one
Most everyone I talk to is in the call anyhow.
Trying to decide what to do
Have a good night, TB!
I own skinny jeans that strangle my nuts though.
why would you torture yourself?
It looks good.
talking to people.
Yeah. Kind of kills being here.
I'm gonna ban these SUBJECTLESS POSTS
Cato! How are you?
I like looking good.
which also happens to be edgy
Wait. You're in the call too.
true i dont know why im here
the subject is in the picture
I mostly just like posting pictures.
I am doing ok!
I bet you like knives too!
Impossible, I am not in there!
You're also in the call???
consider like better subjects.
whats your favorite flavor of juice?
Tired! Do anything exciting today?
I went grocery shopping for the first time since I moved. Full refrigerator now!
same dude i feel you on a spiritual level
there is not a better subject really. and cranberry juice are nice. there are cranberry farms all around where i live
I had a large one I kept in my mouth.
Knives are gay though
Fun! Make sure to eat healthy uwu. Proud of you for being productive.
Acceptable opinion. The truest correct answer is grapefruit juice.
Actually I am not sure why I really come beyond that at all anymore.
must be the worst, absolutely horrible~
kept in your mouth?
I got plenty of saladstuff
salads are good
also an acceptable opinion
waffles or pancakes?
it's good for me when i dont want to voice
I suppose. I usually just mute myself and listen though.
Well, George went to bed.
wouldn't that just get in the way?
I think I might head to bed myself actually.
Bring this guy with you
I didn't keep it inside forever.
Only when I was at my computer really.
It sated my oral fixation.
WHy is everyone going ti bed so early, is it not Friday?
oh, so you just chewed on a knife
that is much less weird
i'm not biting metal
I broke it
its dead now
Don't worry 'bout it.
Metal tastes good
You said you lost it!
Spec is the cutest, tho
I lost it in the trash.
I might have a picture of it
Nah, he's weird
Should get another!
Cute in a weird way!
But I won't do that.
Too dark, can't see.
put it in your ass
you can see enough
keep the pic of your ass in the trash
Maybe a little
Sharpie in pooper
Don't have a picture of that.
Don't listen to Grim, post ass.
Do it in the knife's memory
More than a little!
Speccy is like the cutest, or something along those lines
Not sure if Squash would appreciate you flirting with his boyfriend
It can't be
But it do
I thought squish had a boyfriend irl
The guy he's working with?
I have no idea how to respond to that, so I will just start the drinking instead
I'm pretty sure he was living with his boyfriend!
holy shit I was actually kinda skinny before Oregon
pro tip: weed makes you fat as fuck
I thought they were just roommates and gave each other massages
Drugs are bad, m'kay.
Jack is always fun
Maybe they are now?
I always though Squish was the most normal of us in terms of having real relationships and shit like that
Which Jack are you talking about ?
Maybe, I don't know
Is there another jack?
So are he and spec a thing or not?!
It's a meme.
A poster who's part of the Hungarian border patrol
That's what I thought
I am not a memer!
I remember the name, at least!
I think you were dupoed!
Wasn't, he's meming
I am lost!
This band is weird
What band ?
the rs grind is killin me
what's you grinding?
Just don't play it then
but I wanna
but I don't
they are pretty good at what they do
Sounds like you got a problem.
I don't like what they do.
That is different from them sucking!
I really don't care.
maybe a shower will help
You're gonna need some strong soap.
that's not how it works!
who doesnt suck?
im just tired
Anything with Ronnie Radke.
Sleep then ?
Is this guy very much different from those guys?
I mean, you can understand him
fresh outta the shower now and feeling better