Loli is for pedophiles

Loli is for pedophiles.
Yuri is for neckbeards who have never had female contact.
Traps are gay.

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Gimme a lil bit of everything

FUKKEN LYING

Missionary sex with the lights on for the purpose of procreation?

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missionary homosex

It's okay to be gay

traps aren't gay

gays can be in the army

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I mean, if you want to be a disappointment to friends and family and not pass on genetically then yeah sure.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT NOT GAY.

Squash!
You're back, how's you?

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He broke his shoulder

Rolled 2 (1d5)1 - PkMn Sappire
2 - PkMn Pt
3 - PkMn Red (Jp)
4 - Shitty PkMn fangame
5 - PkMn Cock Quest
6 - Another hot cyber sesh with Tsuchi

End this meme.

You should just cyber him

Ni Ni
Gimme ni ni

Bye.

ni ni

Only he pretends to be the washing machine.

ni ni

won't you die if you're inside him ?

Yeah but a washing machine in a skirt is 11/10.

Sounds pretty hot

@ Tsuchi

huh?

Doing good.
Happy to have you back in my arms, babe.

Don't kink shame me over a washing machine fetish.

There's a setting for that, yeah.

Spin cycle's the best.

Thanks Tracer

I meant from last thread when you greentexted my shit.

Anytime.

Tell me more about how to wash clothes.

Oh, so i what Ban said not true? I would hope not, anyway.
lmao, happy to have ya back too.

Oh, right.
It was to imply I don't know how that feels.

I was on it weird and it hurt when I got up suddenly.

Not how to fuck a washing machine?

Washing's womens work.

OKAY

How to fuck them then

Doesn't sound too horrible.
Sorry I'm not there to rub it for ya hon.

Well first you need a good fabric softener, then adjust the settings to something that scalds at just the right temperature, spin cycle if you want the good shit. Load some extra clothing to one side of the machine to make it vibrate while it rotates. Put it in a skirt. Congrats, you've created the perfect woman that cleans clothes, doesn't talk, and heats up and vibrates on command. And you can trade it in for a new one any time.

Still a same reply either way ;^)

*Doki*

I'm taking notes

If you insist.

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die die die die die die

Hm?

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Hm.

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Sometimes I wonder if Ban is my best friend Mario irl

No, alcoholic.

I sure am right now.


I probably am tbh.

we could be good friends

Lucky bastard.

and on a wnsday too

We ARE good friends

Used to drink every day.

Now my liver is pink as a newborn baby's.

Shit sucks.

hmmmm'st


Might as well keep drinking until you die.

I don't think anyone I know would be disappointed.

What

I didn't even mean to have an image

Traps are still gay regardless of whether or not it's okay.

off*

Yes, it's gay, and it's okay to be gay

I want to drink myself to death, not drink until my body decides it for me.


America.

AotY

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But why would Grim pray away what is okay?

Link

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Because he's homophobic

I am for lolis. Not a pedo.

Disgusting.

Is closeted homophobic or just confused?

k

I don't have power to do that.

Just die already

I'm trying, fag.

Ask if you can do that for Test.

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Just how many random discords are you people even in?

I barely remember this shit lol

Drink then you dirty cunt.

I'm six shots in, bastard.

I only really use Ooble's, I just join other ones for a meme.

I don't remember anything about it other than it trying to pander to Mexican American "culture".

Baby shit

I started 30 minutes ago. Get off my dick.

Is Oobles' just one of the ones where it's like eight people trying to all talk over each other or eight people with two talking and the rest just listening for some reason?

Take 3 more before your next post.

You're not the boss of me.

I will ask.

Pussy.

No, that won't tell me what to do either.

You'll still keep drinking anyways.

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No shit.

More like eight people talking over each other and two not talking.

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Life gets fucked on it's own, needs no assistance.

Don't tell me about my life.

That was fun I guess.

Luka?
Why not just kick him?

You cybered the pony?

All life.

No life.

What pony?

Best kind.

I wish I could meet the person that collects my information

Worst kind.

To compare notes?

The one you were flirting with a half hour ago.

Because he's selective with whom he flirts with.

Oh gosh...

I have no idea who that is.

I believe you.

It was just Fuji's server.

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I wish that were me

A 300+ robot woman or a guy who's skull is crushed via snu-snu?

I don't really remember anything about them other than them being married and thirsty.

I was born in the wrong timeline, tbh.

Fuji?
Nice person. Love her to death.
Would suck bean out of 10.

I just remember them always trying to cyber someone and swear that person wasn't a real girl if they wouldn't e-fuck them.

Either works. Mostly I want 2B's ass on my face though.

Death by ass it is.

I'm not sure about that.

*sigh*

highschool is sooo hard

What do you mean?


same

As in I don't know how accurate that was because I must have missed it or you are recanting things inaccurately.

I was shown caps of the actual conversations so I'm gonna trust it was correct.

I'm heading to the gym. Later.

Later bitch.

I found my soto-san folder.

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I LOVE THIS SHIT

Sums it up.

What a creep

How would posting it be creepy.

Also nice pic saved~ :)

~:)

8D~~

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We all were.

me irl

Shit persona

pick a new one

shit persona for a shit poster

fuck off grim

shes getting bullied enough as is

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Urine for it now, Ban.

you can only trap the same snake so many times

The piss king calls for me.

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I bet I could go a 3rd time if I went full shill


not doing it though

my pride

:stopbully:

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bet you can't

uh huh

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Would hug.

why did I read that as world hug


is he gunna be ok


YEAH
DO IT FAGGOT

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Don't touch me, Canook.

he's fine

still making awful movie to this day

That's my final attack. It's a universe buster level thing, so gotta be careful when to give it out.

is that derium


papa bless


who can stop the great universe destroyer


post more lewd faces

I think so

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I dont like how I can recognize derium like that :l


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Fuckin' Freeza.

That freaky alien genotype.

I have a boyfriend.

please

They did the same thing to Chii and people that were actually dudes so it's not really that unbelievable.

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your loss

Yeah I mean clock is probably cuter but I just gotta deal.

yeah sure man
what's up

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bout to go...possibly skateboarding with my little sis

you?


PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm not wrong.

Even if I don't like someone I won't lie about that.

Yes it is, so?


You need to be a man to have a beard, op you are a cum guzzling sissy faggot : ) but I guess you probably like Yaoi more.


Just like you, but thats kay, we don't care if traps are gay, so your futa gf is ok too.

traps aren't gay

gays can join the army

For Honor
stabbin niggas
getting stabbed
you know how it is

toofbuyrahs naana byiea

God fucking damn it

Rin since you're single now might aswell post your legs while wearing thighhighs

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The only people who watch yuri shit are dudes that just jerk off to thought of themselves being a lesbian.

lesbian porn's far too boring

I'm a lesbian.

what are you, gay?

blebh

Same tbh

at least 3/4 gay yes

Blehgh

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oogaboogabooga

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wtf I love sagiri now

wtf, fuckin' pedo

I don't like you, banned

Praise he @test.

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I'm just drunk and following my first instinct

Anyone who thinks these guys on this show are pedophiles is wrong. They are ephebophiles.
A pedophile is attracted to children. Meaning pre-puberty. Ephebophiles are attracted to adolescents or teenagers. Which is natural in males. Women are at the healthiest age for pregnancy between the ages of 15ish to 25ish. Our body wants a mate who will make the healthiest children possible. Sex is always about reproduction whether you want a child or not. Why do women shave all their hair off (except for the hair on their head) and wear make up? So they can look young and healthy. They want to disguise themselves as a female in peak reproductive health. This show is a bunch of shit! It's nothing more than the exploitation of male sexuality. These guys don't want to have sex with a 10 year old. They want a sexy teenager.

*tugs on your sleeve* ayyy big boy

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HATE IT OR LOVE IT THE UNDERDOG'S ON TOP
AND HE GONNA SHINE ON UNTIL HIS HEART STOPS

I banned you like a week ago

I mean that's cause you asked but whatever


Hi bard

Only for a week.
Ya pussy.

**twists my hair*
you know it's really cute how you drink all that alcohol I was wondering what you were doing tonight~ :3

I'm in a voice call with a bunch of people and you're invited.

Really?!
Well I think I''ll get dressed and be right over :3

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My love won't even talk in call.

Reasons to live:

1. Bard

Don't ask me I have none

really>?
M-mine won't stop screaming

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so live for yourself

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........bruh....

T-that wasn't the response I expected h-haha

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r-right back at you

did you have to work today? :3

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Nah. No work tomorrow either.