Too early to drink
1:21 am, perfectime
I kept drinking so I forgot what I know
But 9:24am is not
If you want to get drunk, drinking less won't really do
That is why you come visit here
Or I head over there, one of the guys I got to know a bit over the past week was danish
and I'll blow your house down
I'm accidentally wearing my mom's shorts.
aww, cute. Should get some sleep~
Was he, or did his grandparents just migrate from here?
how the fuck do you mix those up
you pics are too! i want moar
Someone put them in my clothes drawer and I just grabbed the first thing on top.
was danish going to the imperial college london
nah I'm not scary
I'd help you rebuild your house
Boob president is pretty qt.
Lies, you just stopped!
True, just need to drink faster!
Good girl. Night night, sleep well
Huh.. Sounds odd
Same amount but faster? Maybe that'll do too
I found two dollars in the pocket so it was worth it.
Come on man.
Just need to do it!
That's very odd.
Gonna drink most of this Sunday?
Not really, like half of it.
But if you woke up at 3, doesn't that mean that almost half of your Sunday has already passed?
Gotta earn a living.
It was unexpected. When I went to sit down I noticed how little of me they cover and put 2 and 2 together.
Perhaps, but I don't mind!
That's, uhh.. quite.. lewd.
They are like this short maybe a bit longer.
It's not lewd in any way.
You'll continue drinking past it then too?
It is lewd!
Perhaps, I don't know!
In what way?
I do not see how ill fitted clothing is lewd.
Well, you should see by eye if it fits!
I mean, is one of the best places in europs for space stuff
other than franceland, apparenly
What is a shot of kisses?
Don't get too drunk~
Is Monday tomorrow after all
Oh? Could be, I really don't know
Imperial college london is pretty prestigious no matter what you do
It was dark, and I was in a hurry.
iron-blooded hot-blooded cold-blooded
it was three dollars, not two.
How can you be hot and cold blooded at the same time?!
How can she be 8 and 600 at the same time?
Don't worry about it, just love it.
I'll try not to!
Bah, you would at least feel it!
Sounds like it
Good, work while hungover sucks
ok nini time
It felt tight, but I figured they were just old shorts or something.
I'll rip your ASS
I want to kill myself before I turn 40
I can't believe moog is ded
True, but I'll try to avoid it with counter measures!
Why are you even still up, moog?
Bah, you just enjoy being lewd!
Sleep well dear.
you sound like things
that are cute
I do love it, that;s why I asked!
These are lies however
The boobies are lies?!
Your statements. But yes, those too
nooooo, don let the boobies be lies!
They are. She's pretty flat
Holos are perfect
Flat is best
too big no good
Too big is never good
Hu's are good, though!
I just had something really embarassing written out.
good thing I didn't post it.
it was about judy hopps.
Why is everyone from Holla Forums& friends showing up here now?
Don't fuck the bunny
cause why not?
and because I was curious if there was a catalyst or it just happened
this is my best judy hopps
It's dead, Jim
good, anime is cuter
it was literally going to be partly about judy. in a bigger piece about motif.
That's not an actual photograph of you moderating the board?
here's a picture of me every day
yes. disney characters hold a soft spot in our hearts. it was going to be about the problem of misrepresntation of character.
eve is my actual disney waifu anyway
That's pretty gray
snake lady is my westworld waifu
that's messed up. you'd do that to wall-e?
did you get all the symbolism with piano rolls?
thats a tough one
no it was too clever for me
if you were in that universe, you'd be a human.
and let's face it. some part of us envies them.
did you notice the camera angles?
cupcake in a cup sounds pretty good
i forgot this judy
did you finish it yet?
did you see the one in the car?
the season? ye
what are you referring to
OMG WASNT THE BEST
endless search for meaning, discovery that to be human is to be a machine. that free will was always illusory. that our brains are the gods.
didju get that
*sprays everything under load*
i do not remember a car
the one where judy hopps is in the car.
two topics ago
ground control to major george.
its like 6 am lemme alone
I'm worried about the way she holds all these carrots
what did he mean by this
She knows how to handle carrots
he means "please photoshop more period blood onto my waifu"
what do you mean squiddy?
I mean you're gay
Oh, carry on then
*boost comes on*
*applies extra NOS*
*piston punches through*
where are the proofs?
you said my asshole is cute like guero did
No I just photoshopped it into a youtube video
look at this nerd his asshole isn't even cute
cute assholes D:
the cutest assholes are pink
I've only heard that before about a person.
life would be better if we had tails
It would make porn with tails less interesting
It would make porn without tails interesting
it would be like omitting genitals like the super healthy space in ngnl
So the Audi A4 from 2003 won't start and makes a single click when I turn the key into the starting position. Just one click, and then a bunch of beeps after. The starter engine won't even turn.
I'm never gonna buy a crappy German car.
get that one haas car
So that's why it goes faster than our 1.6 NA SOHC Peugeot.
I want a Honda Civic Type R for my birthday daddy
I like horror movie endings where the protagonist becomes a/the killer
Gonna find yourself a sugar daddy?
Do you have a Type R I can have?
Don't got any money either. Need to look elsewhere
but flat chests are delicious
moar tiddies pls
less titties more chests
itty bitty anime tiddies
why did momiji suddenly get flat
Cause she is, most just get it wrong
gayer than aids
flat is better anyway
So long they're still girls
the penis makes it better though
do da homie
do da homie
Wow, she really is flat.
nothing good about dick
he's maximum pleb
I was under the impression that she had a modest bust, but wasn't small, but no.
Looking at manga artwork she's flat as a board.
And it isn't as if her shirt is super loose to excuse it either.
but wasn't *flat
She's pretty sweet
throw them tiddies in my face
Love for ALL sizes
Why not bury your face in them yourself? Doubt she would complain
it won't be as hot if she doesn't force them on me
You want slut wolf to top you?
Wow, now that's what I call being submissive
you must not know me
It seems not
I'm having guests over in 2 hours
Tell me to go make my place look presentable
Gør nu rent!
you will learn
Who wants to be a bidoof?
I don't super dislike her, but she isn't my favourite.
With time comes knowledge, and I've only been here for about a week now
Any slave slut.
Sounds like below average
i posted there before here
But where is there?
I don't recall seeing you. I'm terrible.
never went outside the Holla Forums&Friends cyclic thread
I thought that was Neko's thread, too
💀 I want to die
Maybe. I'm still terrible for not remembering
God I wish I wasn't a bidoof
I can't find my most recent binary sort results.
My plan for the end game is 6 bidoofs, so you have 5 more chances.
neither did i
i was the one always posting animu and stuff
Squiddy is the perfect HM slave
Sort again to create a new most recently sorted list
But that's what half the people did and still do
That is quite a while ago now.. I don't know, was probably too busy being a faggot
anyone else want to punch kanra
I want to punch kanra
in the mouth
with my penis
Don't feel particularly compelled to
i only liked posting when certain posters were around
Really can't blame you there
the rest were creeplords like swiper or just terrible people
Wasn't swiper a literal pedo too?
Yeah, it's still true today for quite a few that remains. Oh well, it's nicer here anyway
yeah he's banned on ponychan for trying to cyber and get nudes from a 14 year old boy
I find it funny that Manga Reisen and Geemu Reisen are never in the top 5 together.
Serves him right
every post he made, made me sick to my stomach
I don't even know any of those names
I never read any of them, I just saw people talking him down and hated him, so didn't really bother to
Why did you tell me to resort 2hus if you don't even know 2hus?
He might have posted during times I didn't as well.
I never did, just said she was flat, and I only knew that cause someone told me
he was the most disgusting poster i ever met
To make you ask questions.
Good thing he's now banned
I thought we were talking about sluts who could be bidoofs, and you kept a list of those ;-;
No, sex is icky.
And naming pokemon is purely voluntary so it depends on if anyone wants to be this female bidoof, otherwise I'll name it myself.
now if only the shitters here could get banned
Squiddy fits perfectly for a female Bidoof.
And nah, isn't. It's a good way to show you love someone else
I've not seen too many shitters here to be honest.
sex is sticky
oh man just wait
Girls are icky.
That's why I prefer daddies like Hu.
oh i didnt know you liked it like that
Sticky, but not icky
Waiting I will be then
I feel so honoured.
Girls are lovely.
quick rundown on this place please
it's like waiting for a guy to take a dump on you
just move out the way before it's too late
Especially the red-heads. unf
Unless you're into scat
are you into scat
Not at all
Top of the page
then move out the way
i can't make sence of that
Just like a cat, I'm far too curious
Holla Forums - Autism General
You must be this autistic to post.
Mostly socially awkward people conversing about everything. Anime is rarely the topic but almost everybody is a huge weeb
We are all socially active well-adjusted invidivuals.
You don't understand the avatarfag part, the circlejerk part, or it being full of autism?
there's only room for one cat in this thread
except for the dutchfags
We stand in a circle and jerk eachother off, it's all very homoerotic.
Sounds like you came to the right place
I guess you're actively competing with Luka for that title then, kitty?
God damn it Test, you forgot the part about playing soggy biscuit.
luka has never been a cat
didn't start meowing til i talked to them
Wow, a wizard literally turning people into kitties
I knew this existed but every time it gets wiped from my memory and I look it up again and am once again just a bit grossed out.
i dont like it
Better than sounding, tbh.
sometimes i sound my peepee with a qtip after fapping to make sure none of my cummies end up dripping on my undies
Damn them all!
Get a loli.
s'why i have to make sure i stay the best
Sounds like you'll need some luck
nuh i got elite skillz
I wanna take a break from loli porn so i can drown in degeneracy later
Fap to 3dpd normie heterosex stuff!
Gotta keep them well-hidden so nobody can steal your tricks
I beat the shit out of that faggot ass rabbit last time he tried
I'd fap to kawaii asian chicks but idk how to search for them
aww, poor him
those commercials used to piss me off every time
this stupid faggot would dance around and shit with the cereal instead of just eating it
moral of the commercial: eating cereal makes you a gay faggot
the cereal sucked anyways
i loved the yogurt tho
mixing cereal with yogurt can make a pretty decent breakfast actually
Does sound odd at first, but if you can pour milk over cereal, you can do it with yogurt too. All you'll get is just crunchy yogurt.
Is pretty good actually
no i tried that before and it was disgusting
Try less-sugary cereal
it was honey bunches of oats
Cornflakes with yogurt works amazingly well.
Not Kelloggs, fuck that shit
but they're grrrrrreat!
I'm not a big fan of sugar
not a fan of being unhealthy?
You made me fap to 3dpd >:(
I don't mind being unhealthy. I hardly move a muscle all day.
But I don't really like stuff that's too sweet
sours are the best candies
you're a weird one
Nothing beats salmiak
I know, I'm being told so quite often.
But give me grease, I'll fucking consume all that shit as if my life depended on it
i think we have those
i can't remember what they're called tho
They're extremely popular here so we got tons
that's my fetish
mexicans have the worst candy ever
why do they put peppers and shit on everything
It's just so fucking good
Because they ruin everything they touch
I never found those particularly great. There are better ways to contain your meat and salad than in taco shells
i feel cheated
Wraps are much better.
As are burgers, come at me
cumming your way
Once you've tasted these burgers, you won't regret a thing
that just gave me a boner
I cum my pants every time I bite into them too
that's a lot of cum
burgers always make me sick
I know, it kind of sucks
What part of them? These are nothing like the fastfood kind of burgers. They're better in every single way
You must be almost empty all the time
gotta let that build up, man
Nah, can't do that
i gotta go now
talk to you later
But self control and things
Have a pleasant day
I've trouble sleeping whenever I try. Just can't do
But then better dreams!
I don't dream. All it'll lead to, is a few hours of sleep, rather than the optimal 7-8 hours
Can't nap during work or studies. Gotta get a good night of sleep
That works too
not if doing
You have me in a corner here!
Does Cato like being cornered?
If it's by a Hu, maybe
Said lewd Hu's
None to be found
Impossible, I cannot lie
Do you like Trump?
And yet, you just did
More than half of the US doesn't like Trump!
I think you are just mistaken!
I like Trains
See, just look at that!
Lewd Hu's, right there!
Wrong. Just a wolf girl in little clothing
For a moment I read trains.
exactly, lewd doggo!
Good, that's what it said
Least she wears clothes
Haha silly you
I ran out of mcm projects i watched them all
what is this empty feeling
god i need a drift car
Emily, since when did you post lewd?
Wouldn't the fact that he got elected mean that more than half of the US likes him?
talking about drift cars where tf noriyaro at???
No, he lost the popular vote
electoral college a shit
Go back to bed
Yeah, is. Should put some on
And his approval ratings have only fallen since.
i never slept
i post lewd?
n-not here ddy
Where'd you go then?
cleaned my room
never heard that before
if I could sleep longer I would
Exactly, that is what happens when you keep firing your own appointees that everyone said were dumb in the beginning
I am an original genius!
and choose not to hear sarcasm
And other things too I take it. Sounds good though, a clean room can be nice, unless you can no longer find certain things afterwards
Yes, should. Too lewd
How is gasghost?
What's gotten into you?
Rip.. Hope you got better luck come evening
no, lewd bad!
Lewd very good!
I laid in bed for about an hour and 30 minutes after I got up trying to sleep more.
Hmph. Better sleep more next time you head to bed
So I can see :3
Find another show to watch, or drift in Need for Speed~
I'll do that
Now you are eveangelion
of course is
That is good things!
Mmmh I dunno I just feel this emptiness of not having a 400whp awd turbocharged sleeper station wagon to cruise around with
Nope, never is. Ever
That's an option too!
Always is, always
Never seen it and probably never will.
No it isn't.
Fine, have it your way then, slut