Four in the morning, and I'm zoning. They say I'm possessed, it's an omen. I keep it 300, like the Romans. 300 bitches, where's the Trojans?
Four in the morning, and I'm zoning
Hey Barudo-kun ^^
Super arousing, I am already buying the plane tickets...
How fucking long have you been going dude, I've slept like 3 times and you're still posting
How fucking long have you been going dude, I've slept like 3 times and you're still posting
I didn't really do any of them to win.
Scooter, I gotta go. I'll bug you later! If you see Loco, tell him bye for me?
i slept like 5ish hours
I'll see what I can do.
AND later, keep safe and keep sane ♥
I WANNA SLAM DAT ASS
nah, that meth addict that thinks he has points.
there are bigger buttholes to worry about.
Did you do it to feel better about yourself? Also is Kuudere a toxic personality to have? Every anime personality test I take ends up as Kuudere
Do you reallly? or are you trollin'?
For real, no rubber either
I hope not.
Jokes aside, on its own, it definitely isn't, but those tests are stupid anyway.
what do they matter compared to you
How absoluteley atrocious today
depends on what I want.
don't link me
keep your hands off my id number
confidence is so appalling
Are the insider?
I was thinking about what you said about coffee and now I see why my father is such a pain to deal with.
I would let you have at it any time
I don't want to use a rubber for my first time anyway.
I really don't think I'm emotioless because I get angry at everything. But that's only due to my high anxiety. Before that I was pretty reserved, dull and boring.
nobody gives a fuck what you have to say about anything with your god complex kanra
Batter down that ass, no prisoners
I'm not Kuudere.
Tsundere, maybe kind of.
But not Kuudere.
you can't imagine me doing something that does something?
what does coffee have to do with your father? stimulants increase anxiety somewhat. people can be wired and become intolerable, or deprived of stimulants and become intolerable. which one?
contribute to the conversation or stay quiet
I want to pee.
But I don't wanna pause thing.
i want to die
Kanra I was watching a 3D movie earlier but my IQ just wasn't high enough to understand it, can you please help me?
or stay quiet
To be FAIR, that's basically what they were doing
fur enough. so are you going to be keeping objective notes about your habits?
dogs are pretty the best. you should get one.
don't sprain something.
This isn't something you want to do
He fucking angery
As if i'd ever have a fucking reason to listen to you
why are you even here?
literally the entire thread openly mocks and ridicules you
You're a laughing stock
You're worse than eva
that's quite the commitment
a lot of responsibility over one life.
go and play with your friends you care so much a-oh wait
you don't have any
I wonder if you could even handle my booty :x
You're hard to talk to...
Stop playing video games and focus.
Oooo~ Dandere is uber cute~
You are uber cute~
I'm sorry I meant to link you, I'm a retard.
Shit my dad has anxiety too, he thinks there is a murderer behind every tree in the forest. When he doesn't have coffee he flips the fuck out. I remember this retard drank a cup before bed, woke up at midnight and had another cup, woke up at 2AM and had another cup. He is addicted....
I'm sorry Insider... bye <3
tfw my IQ is 128 but I feel dumb when talking to people but pass all my tests even though I don't study. Wtf.
are you okay bardo? :(
too late i already fucked up my foot
as if you're any better
Dude, come on. Whats wrong.
lemme see, you wanna a nuttin?
look man, I'm not pulling this from my ass
"Spatial ability, defined by a capacity for mentally generating, rotating, and transforming visual images, is one of the three specific cognitive abilities most important for developing expertise in learning and work settings. Two of these, quantitative and verbal ability, are quite familiar due to their high visibility in standardized tests like the Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT). A spatial ability assessment may include items involving mentally rotating an abstract image or reasoning about an illustrated mechanical device functions. All three abilities are positively correlated, such that someone with above average quantitative ability also tends to have above average verbal and spatial ability. However, the relative balance of specific abilities can vary greatly between individuals. While those with verbal and quantitative strengths have opportunities to be identified by standardized tests or school performance, someone with particularly strong spatial abilities can go unrecognized through these traditional means."
I don't think so.
Good night, rest well.
a hero denied by homeland
literally the entire thread openly mocks and ridicules you
this is how you decide whether my advice is sound?
most heroes can afford a subway sandwhich
it was yummy yesterday~
i got meat bal and white cheese and tomato and spinach!
you're as blind as that slag you call a pet
impossible for you to even see how far up your ass you've always been
it' not hard to pluck bullshit from the air and spice it up with jr high level english
that doesn't make you something special
i blame our school systems for demonizing the concise
the end result being these pompous cunts
how does it feel
knowing you can;'t get that again today?
or the next day?
hell yea it is. but they're the best.
meant don't sprain yourself fathoming my capacity to do the simplest of things.
is your foot okay?
Wonder what's got bard in a such tizzy today.
hey bard, how bout you pick on someone yo own size. Come at me dude.
i'mma get something yummy tommorow!
prolly uhhhhh.... 🅱oneless
bacon an chikn mc Wrap!!!
im brain damaged so you'll have to talk to me like im retarded if you weren't already
nah shit's fucked
lets wrestle, state championship
will you get one?
she's no longer my pet. and I'm always open to being wrong,
but you're not actually showing me how I'm wrong.
you're just saying it. like they all do.
I just posted a snippet from Scientific American.
what I said last night was barely a full sentence.
concision isn't appreciated, and often untrusted.
see Loco/Bard/Squiddy bastardizing my concise explanations.
Because you don't ever say anything thats right or wrong
You literally pull bullshit out your ass that literally anybody could, shit that's already obvious and throw it on thefuckin floor
you're so fucking stupid that you think this makes you some kind of intellectual godsend and then you devolve into posting nothing about how fucking fantastic you are, not even following your initial posts
people thinking I'm things I'm not,
probably self-aware they don't like that done to themselves.
everyone wants a stab at the guy that acts so stabbable.
dude, that sucks. when will it heal?
I mean, Kanra is an anal prolapse
really want someone to kill blood chan soinever have to see them again
Maybe I should fuck BC boypussy so hard they die
but I do say stuff that's right. to the best of my ability.
if the shit I'm saying is so obvious Bardo, why have Squiddy and Gilgamesh attacked me for it?
why do they misrepresent it, when I was detailed enough to avoid misrepresentation?
maybe I say obvious shit. pull arrogant shit from my ass. but what of their arrogant incorrect shit?
Go get fucked by loco you waste of fucking space
.....are they okay? </3
Its okay Bard. Put me on blast as much as you like. I get it and can take it.
I am a big boy.
If you want to vent those energies this way HIT ME with your best shot.
last night was so decent too man
I don't want to be mean
why would anybody want to be mean?
It's everyone around me who's being so fucking stupid as to deserve it
How bout we both double team hate fuck BC, bard?
except for the depression
Kanra specifically mentions 3D transformations as a consistent measure of IQ, along with verbal reasoning and vocabulary
Squiddy mocks, asks me to use IQ to help watch 3D movies
Tsuchi mocks, demanding proof, writes poor and awful sentences, in half-baked attacks
Loco mocks, saying his IQ must be massive because he can visualize 3D objects
everyone sides with the inaccurate attacks
why does Kanra feel people are idiots?
Very few people WANT to be mean. But sometimes dark energies push us into that pathway. And in that case it is sometimes necessary.
BLOW. THAT. SHIT. UP.
i hope you fuckign kill yourself
walk with them! ^_^
Is only gaem
I just got fucking roasted in an oven, like my ancestors
*pets & throws you a bone*
anybody try takis?
*finds a nice hole to bury bone~*
OY VEY! CALLING ARIEL SHARON AND THE JIDF AND OOOOO MY GRANNY ASHES! 6 FUCKKENZ GORRILZ
*tosses a lime green tennis ball your way*
No tears. Only dreams.
They're great until the acidic content of them makes your mouth start peeling.
*can't help self*
*now chases bol instead*
ill let future me worry about that
I love them and will eat an entire bag in an afternoon.
That said, yeah, they may your inner cheeks peel.
whenever i eat pizza i make sure it is hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth. then i spend the next few hours scraping the dead skin off
i dont dream
See, spiciness doesn't do that for me and I'm a stereotypical Texan that adds more spicy to everything.
It's just anything acidic.
yes u do
AND MY DREEEAAAMMSS THEY AREN'T AS EMPTY AS MY CONSCIENCE SEEMS TO BE.
Did not mean to sleep that long.
*gives you a treat and lets you run around in the park with all the other nice friendly doggies*
yay you're back!
everyone's being mean to me
today is an okay day
are you hungry or thirsty?
u always sleep
What did you do?
I don't really want to sleep.
I am always tired.
THIRSTY FOR SHEKELS AND BOIPUSSY
i didn't mention sleep at all...
I mean eat...
Is the retard gone for the day?
i want a jug a of milk
so i can pour some of my nestle java syrup into it~
im gonna go take care of my real doggo.
be myself. everyone turned on me. and they were mostly dumb. so I called them dumb. then they compared me to bad people. moogs used me as a measure of how bad something is ie. is something as bad as, or worse than kanra, and we were getting along earlier that day. bleh.
Oooooooh thats intriguing, with some brownies?
Piss off ey bud
hopefully the sleep grogggyness wear off soon so you can feel awesum again
nah... brownies are too rich for my tastebuds right now
now Kanra is playing the victim
Either way. That sounds like a primo drinko. A whole bag of milk.
Something like that.
everyone is being mean to me :(
i don't understand why.
probably gonna sleep soon
no bags here in our supermarkets... ^^;;
i wonder what you will do today!
Because you're gay.
that's pretty smooth. and cute.
Is that just a meme?
I'm hoping to start a second job tomorrow.
Trying to figure out what I'm going to do with my life.
i've only hear of it being legit in some parts in the east.
hopefully they look at you and think what a kewl guy and keep you
oh u 2
Man I want milk and chocolate cake
every christmas my family sends me fancy chocolates
Ooooooh thats nice of them! Man, its not long until Xmas.
and even sooner until my b-day!
September, et tu?
good boy, go get em, i believe in you!
S a m e
I swear we are all September babies.
it a big month for all of us!
can i havee some pizza pls
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay yeppers ^^
whatcha up to anyways?
pic of scootaloo and luka
Fucking on the money!
sitting here bored
thinking about subnautica
Never played that, you and moogs play that often. Maybe not together. Is it fun?
think about rust
but all under water
and scary game of survival
and it's fun
Oh, so non-scary survival. Huh, sounds neato burrito. Might have to check the steam homepage and peak at it.
its soo atmospheric it can feel like its scary at time
Atleast there are teabreaks to keep oneself sane. Sounds interesting. Any intense immersive game is.
you should try it~
Maybe someday soon,
Time for ni ni
have a chill time yo
nini scoots!! <3
it figures that as soon as I come back from leaving so does blood chan
it's not fair
blood chan is my favorite poster
you're my least favorite poster
time to ky
Please all those admins or mods dat only knw hw to ban users. I registered on 4chanon October 22, 2010 if ur an admin nd ur nt older to me on diz forum dnt ever ban me. All ma mates ve left diz site pls respect ma old age on diz forum tnx.
i feel so venom soaked
Hey blood-chan why dont you add me back on steam? It's Kyrie Ushiromiya now
i used to watch this with my brother back in the day
what a long day
D-did you watch him do other things?
You heard me, big boy.
HES GOT AN IQ OF 120
no we used to play mine craft sometimes
Yoghurt had an inferior 119
We had a server going in Oobles Discord a while ago.
Was a very relaxing game.
I honestly would have molested Yog given the chance.
I rememer that channel
I was thinking of joining up but decided it was a long startup proces
Half of those were me laughing at him.
Well now it's all FF14.
Test was kind enough to buy me the base game.
... What the hell does lewd mean anyway?
That's a good question, mr loli esports
how is that, I never tried one of the final fantasy mmos yet
I'm really liking it.
It's nice to have an MMO I can play with close friends for once.
tfw Grim corrupted you and we can't play my favorite MMO together
When should I do NMZ?
after dream mentor right
For max efficiency, yeah. I did it beforehand for slayer helm but since you're a skiller nerd you can do it before
Maybe I'll buy some gold and invest in a set of gear sometime.
I wouldn't mind playing with ya sometime at least.
But I'm not even going to try to be his friend again.
You're honestly better off learning to grind it out tbh. That's the kind of game it is
I just want the ex pees
I get around 50-60k at sandcrabs
I guess ill try it without the quests then and see what happens
combat without slayer
its good on paper
but thats it
77 melee stats
All I'm saying
Eh, the grind was dull without any real thing to work for.
I can do FF14 grind because I can still do dungeons with Oobs and Geuro and what not when I get bored of it.
Gotta make your own goals mang
I've played the game for 10+ years so I kinda know the goals to go for
I just needed 55 for the broads
ill level it when im 80+ stats
I wanted the Ancestral set for mage I think it was called.
You disgust me
That's a huuuuuuuuuuuge goal. Super expensive endgame stuff
You basically need to do a bit of everything to get there
dharoks nmz tho
Maybe I'll just set my account up as a bot and let it farm runes while I'm at work and sell gold like I wanted.
As a means to get imbued shit, maybe
For training, disgusting
You go girl
Could be nice money.
Because in general people grind NMZ for xp past the imbued unlocks
It could if you managed to not get caught
mfw i'm looking at something sureptitiously
I'm not really attached to the account anyhow.
Maybe I'll just make new accounts to bot on.
All comes down to not getting caught I suppose
So what's going on with you?
Work and not much else
Sounds gay, my dude.
I need more work myself.
I'm living so there's that
Live in my pants~
How much is the rent?
400 a month, but I include food if you like to eat dick.
fuck a beat i was tryna beat a case
Got a new avatar there huh?
Found a pic of goggles interacting with kiss shot
Oh, you sweet summer child.
i dont understand
Not much, just drunk from date night and I took a mega bong hit or 4 haha
Perhaptually. I literally just started. On episode two rn.
What's it from?
Birdy: The Mighty Decode.
It's an older one that never makes itself into conversation.
What's it about?
i think i might be getting sick
prolly gonna go to bed soon
i feel like death ;;
What were you mad at Scoots about earlier?
scoots was being a dick to me about blood chan
She's a toight galactic federation officer and also roundhouse kicks people into submission and/or death.
Orange juice and NyQuil, diggy <3 get well soon.
Why hate an objectively bad troll?
Sounds like your kinda character tbh
Decided to give you the benefit of the doubt and went back and read it.
I don't see it.
blood chan ruined my whole day
Probably shouldn't have let that happen
if it was my choice blood chan wouldn't be here
eat a dick grim
You're losing friends faster than you're making them
Use the whole ignoring tactic, it tends to work better than vocal disdain
Shut up, Ian, you FAGGOT.
kind of hard to ignore someone when thats literally all the thread is for 10 hours
I was gonna use the "Slide into those dms to get a picture of that flabby old man ass to cuck Bebop", but I guess that's an okay tactic too.
How will they know I'm ignoring them if I don't talk about it though?
What's your problem today?
You only make me love you more Darbear ;)
Not particularly,,. I mean, you can't pretend they don't exist, but still
They'll have to infer
todays the last of my days off and instead of having fun posting I decided to sleep for most of the day
and I'm still angry at everything around me
Or perhaps that was his plan all along
Thankies I think lol
You being a dick is my fucking problem grim
take a look at the way you act in a fucking mirror sometime and learn something called tact you unsociable fuck
Get some sleep yo
Right to the point
May I offer advice?
You can't advise a bad mood boy.
All I did was reply to you.
I've already gotten 12 hours
Bard is a good boy though.
Hmmm... got anything to do tomorrow?
Where is Phil to save us from the fake drama Grim is creating?
yeah I have to go to work
Ooh! Totes. Good point haha
What's up Colbs? Did you get some rest from last night??
I implore you to reconsider.
Still working at KFC?
I just read a quick synopsis of the series but I got that feeling
I kind of, a bit. Today was not great at work
or snhould I say
i hope you're like kitchen manager tho bardo
Could be worse then
Oh snap x_x
THE PUN POLICE ARE HERE
thanks captain obvious
As if I don't know how easy my fucking job that I do 5 days a week is
When you missed the chance to lick Bards drumsticks
I didn't say it was easy yo
Tone down the hostility, I'm just trying to be pleasant
THE PUN POLICE, THEY LIVE INSIDE OF OUR HEADS.
THE PUN POLICE, THEY'RE COMING TO ARREST US, OH NO.
stick a potato wedge in his famous bowl
all these references I dont understand
Is this a reference to the Cheap Trick song? If so, it's a bit off
I just made it plural and skipped the bed line because it's weird as shit in this context.
ur mom's weird as shit in any context
You're weird as shit.
Yeah but like. I'm winning at it *shrugs*
o-oh I see...
|Rolled 2 (1d2)|
I crave an emote hug
if i dont get it
I will surely perish
Bard quick q
if you're feeling like shit, why take it out on the innocent posters here?
Like you're getting close to shittalking everyone in the thread
All that's going to lead to is more buttmad for you
Can't you go outside or something
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
wow your such an asshole grim trying to get him to kick rocks and hurt his foot while hes having a bad day
im not saying kick big ones
kick small ones they feel good under your soles
hehe thank you :3
Test leaves you in call alone because of a KFC run
It's his pot of gold.
it was a shitty joke desu
You two would make an adorable couple.
He won't wear a skirt for me.
when are you going to tell good ones
when are you going to learn something called tact you unsociable fuck
Make him wear a kilt.
It's not tact if someone is bitching and flailing.
Just ignore him for now if you cant reason with him using your ways. His thought process might be a little warped.
Or he could not lash out at everything that moves.
Like a semi-sane person.
mosh mosh ui sempai
lol ur warped bro
not you, that bard poster lol