I LOVE GAY SEX

it's only noon here

Erio, god if darkness, I summon thee to the physical plane, come here Erio!

...

I really do miss him....

Fucking typos.

I'm sorry but it's late here ;-;

how late?

...

11am
Bedtime in like an hour

OMG IM SCOOT

pm.
That's how late it is, fuck

Seems legit.

Where'd he come from where'd he go?

i love Boneless chicken!!! ♥

i can't comprehend!

What about hot wings?

I meant 9pm actually. I fucked up twice, fuck me.

Nor can I

...

We should swap names today.

as long as they don't have a bone

>////<

that way it easyer to eat.

eat a pizza!

OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

pls no bully

Some pastry will do

Sure, sure.
So you don't make a mess right?

...

I don't remember much, but I used to tell him stories about my past. I want to tell him I don't do those things anymore and that I'm in therapy now and doing much better

*pets sleepy hue comfortingly*

that's why i eat it with utensils like chop sticks!

WHERE'D YOU COME FROM COTTON EYED JOE

I am now you

TACOS!!!!!

man i could go for tacos ngl

...

Can I be a mod?

Aww :3

I fucking hate Germans

wow dropped wtf

die

post moar pretty things at me!
:D

They're not as cool as they once were

I'm sure he'd love the tale of your long road to recovery.

Chopsticks? What kinda weeb bs is this Luka?

lel

????????????????

Did you expect this to work?????

One day! How come user hates me so?

Momiji is always pretty

Because it's Scoot.

Then I reverted

good stuff

except when lewd ;~;

He failed his speech check. But if he thinks it's worth trying, I can ask too right?

Oh I didn't know it was him lol

You think so?

♪He was me
and I was called
TACOSTEIN!♫

I thought you were Native American?

I will make them pay for what they've done to my family.
But maybe I should let things go... They're getting their asses handed to them by the Muslims.

Maybe... I hope so, it took a lot out of me to seek real therapy.
I think I scored a 36/40 on some psychology test, he'll know what I'm talking about. And I also have high anxiety.

Actually yes since you're admin. You can keep an eye on me.

I am lol it was a joke

TacoTO-GO
taco me daddy

Unless you figure out a way to save scum in real life there's no succeeding this check.

Don't fuck with me. I do NOT like Germans

i think so.... u_u

Luka 's good stuff.

High in neuroticism.

Fuck, I need to find a way to make you repeatedly forget the question.

what do i buy tomorrow?

We should throw a taco festival called The Taco Takeover!

o-okay i'm sorry ;-;
why not?

It turns out a lot of Europe is still pretty free of sand people

It's really pretty where I am now

How are you?

Still cute when lewd

Fish 'n' Chips.
...or, what did you mean?

You really think I'm retarded. I'm offended.

too awkward

anything!
>w

nyaa

/cucks test

Buy a redhead qt.

...

where?

That would be savage as fuck, not gonna lie

Got... me?

...

I sell them.

somebody gimme a micro-usb extension cable

Remember that guy test wanted to bone but then Anonymous boned instead?

when?

show lots! ^_^

I don't, honestly.

I do not either, if I'm honest.

Sold out.
Would you like to be notified when this item is back in stock?

now.. Night night Luka, have a pleasant day

scoot-u chan

iRussian decent

Who the fuck are you?

Not really...
I think you as an admin is the best thing that has happened to Holla Forums in a very long time.

yes

nini ^_^ *pets*

Mhm. We'll have lots of taquerias competing for best taco, best hot sauce, best chips 'n' salsa, etc. And we'll grow fat and wealthy!

D-don't use big words....

Hnnng, almost there

r u dumb

Oh, hullo, Ikarous.

Sorry to say I was just stepping out, but it's good to see you're still alive.

Mislink

The red jew is smart as long as his stock tips keep working well on average

I can't tell which turns you on more, cock or mechanical keyboards.

Good one.

Part of the reason for that is I don't make poor mod choices. Like Alice. Or Blood-chan.

Product discontinued.

Should I use other big things?

You rang?

THIS SOUNDS SO GOOD!

can we have enchiladas and fajitas?

...

...

Yes

Whoa nice get. Are you 10Sex? You can stay if you want, baka shit stain

Nice get~
Who the fuck are you

Honestly what's so bad about me?

yes please .////.

@ guero

T_T

Wanna fuck?

Retrace the conversation you SUPREME DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

test is lazy but tl;dr ur gay and edgy

oh right, still into that btw

OY VEY GOYIM AM BIG SHORT DRYS FOR REST OF LIFE!!

See

We'll have it all.
And we'll have it now.
Because we are Queen.

...

is she a fox girl?

♥ >w< ♥

I WANT 2 BREAK FREE

*pats luka*
*scritches lukas neko ears*

Like a big wrench?

Oh she's a fox alright.

there was a man in my garden. i beat him with my shovel. i think he might have died.

*snuggles*

where do the ears come from!!

fuck me that's hot >///

That's a good question...

Only if you're cute in the face

strange! how does she work?

Fucking lemon stealing whores

Only if you're cute in the face

Okay now what?

Into what? KILLING russians? FUck you

Please give me a chance? I want to prove myself to you, you really can trust me!

As long as you know how to wench it...

Was it at least a golden shovel?

We will
We will
Taco

like this

why are all the animals on their backs too?

Into you .///.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to cook tacos!
maube tomorrow >.

Into me?

Luka put them there.

mhmm kinda yeah

only kinda? :c

well

i'm too poor to afford a real shit-digging shovel so it was just my normal shovel spray painted gold. that's what i've been using to dig through all the bullshit.

:(

...

*sharpens*

I left China and I'm in eastern Europe now

I'm on an extended vacation

It helps that I don't have to pay for a place to stay

Also, I like this goat picture

The grass he's chewing on and the way his eyes seem to kind of go apart make him look like some kind of crazy old mountain man

WHY ARE YOU HERE!!!!!!!!!!

W-what?

loli

I only ironically crave cock.

i like crowns!

like this~

OHHHHHH finally!
Be careful because I saw that movie Hostel.
Uhm
My sister is getting a few goats I told her to give me a black one!
Anyway! I've been having massive dreams about Islam, its like they want me to join, but I don't want to, it doesn't feel right to me in my gut.

Sure

Sure.

sure.

unsure

Sure.

Double King Luka.

huh?
what's that mean? ._.

what a line up

...

Get the firing squad.

I'm not gonna lie... I want to date Test

You shouldn't even consider Islam an option if what you told me on 4chan is true

oh...
i've seen that cartoon before.

:thonk:

wait, this isn't Holla Forums.

Is p good.

kanra is preferable to this

I fucking hate everything about Islam. I don't know why I keep having dreams about it.

-pets goat beard-

un thonk

make me powerful

Scoot, this is what I'm gonna look like after Taco Takeover.

You should make tacos and tell me about them.

I had a thought while downloading that picture, Bep. What if everyone ends up at Glastonbury Grove, and they have to use Jacoby's shovels to dig something up or dig TO something? That would be neat.

Less than three love you cutie let's e-date

God is dead.

Is it ok if they're on girls

*pat*

I feel like it's hard to communicate with you without being explicit

Oh well

What's new? Did you get a job or anything

Maybe they'll dig to GLASTONberry in EnGland.

That's my Jack Nance impression.

memes!
^_^

What would Luka do with all that power?

Preferable, even.

i'm not gonna lie... I want to date Test and Sinni.

Really? We can e-date?

and here I was thinking you wouldn't get in my incognitoness.
No job I came home from mother russia
Fucked up and wasted all my money on russian dolls
I think I'm retarded.
How's Germany? Can you speak the language well?

The TACOver xD

you look hippo

No

I'm not in Germany; I'm using a VPN so my lovely host doesn't get in trouble for piracy

You went to Russia?

There was a fish IN the motor oil.

I wouldn't mind being a pampered hippo. She looks happy.

he totally went to russia dude

....i'd visit all my friends and share smiles with them and happy hugs and stuff.

there's no way thats a lie because that totally happened

please? i promise to be loyal to you and only you

You have to teach me to into VPNs...
And yes! I went to my uncle's house for six months~
I'm sorry for any typos, I haven't into the English language in such a long time.
How's China?

Oh shut up

Das gay.

Post boobs

GOT A LIGHT?

I am currently looking at kitchen knives sets... kill me

Id pamper u owo

nope

JoSiE...

Lil' bit.

how?

Scoot, if a woodsman who looks like Abraham Lincoln ever wanders from the desert and asks for a light, please run away or stab him with one of your knew nives.

Hey, Bep. Jack Nance was Cyco Miko's dad in the video for "Institutionalized". I never realized that before.

i mean i still doo but idk anymore we havent talked in a while so things might have changed?

i was told blood-chan was here so i came to say hi
why are you here? :^)

I want a sleeper.

Just use Google about the VPN thing; it's not hard

How did you afford plane tickets? Shit's expensive and my wallet's butt will be a bit sore after all this despite having a free place to stay. At least my travels will have decent net gain overall anyway

I told you I left China and I'm on an extended vacation in eastern Europe

KEEP UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

agent?

Because you told me about what she posted

I was just wondering if you're here regularly again or what, but you're Away on Steam now, so I had to scream at you in thread

Why? Why? what is he?

cyco miko?

Smiles and hugs are gay tho.
Also she's cute, what's she from?

oh yeah i went on my alt account to play a game with a friend. i'll be back on it in a few

I wanna get a shitty little old Honda Civic and make it faster than an FXXK.

But... we're not even dating yet...

Is she from the ocean?

You should have an undying love for your mistress.

I AM COMPUTER RETARDED!!!!!

My family is rich and they won't want me here anymore anyway.
You should do some odd jobs for extra money, like kill muslims.
What kinda wallet to you have? I want a Timberland wallet cuz they look nice

We don't know yet, but he's BAD news, Scoot. Very bad.

The singer from Suicidal Tendencies. I met him in 2010. He's actually really sweet! (Of course, he was higher than a kite at the time, so...)

The video is a classic.

ooooh
why not just get the new civic?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you wontknow until we talk more. or rather i wont lol

Because sleeper.

I TOLD YOU THERE AREN'T MUSLIMS WHERE I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, need incentive.

Haha good joke Hans.

FAKE NEWS!

You tellin me we some kinda suicide squad?

I am settling for a chopping board because I can get by without the knives for now...

she's an alien

maybe

That IS jack nance. Cool.

but the new is sooo nice and holds the new record for fwd on the nurburgring

or was it rwd idk

See

I can honor your name field's request and be patient with you, but I said these things directly to Blood-chan

Just like Luka!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! for bringing me here

You can leave whenever you like!

rawr

How long does she take to walk the dogs

The sun was coming up and I decided that I wouldn't be able to fall asleep after spending 5 hours or so in bed.

The days when you wish you had an ikt body pillow.

are you like expecting him to have followed that conversation

...

Putin is gay.

Who doesn't read everything the anons say?

mushy brain

...

I'm not sure she actually leaves when she says that and I don't know, apparently she hasn't been here for a little bit longer than I last was

How is Trump going? I only have a vague idea because I left the country after voting for him

aho

i got that result in a quiz!

Scoot, I got a set of those paper-thin cutting boards a while back. They're so handy! You can chop up your stuff, then bend them into a halfpipe to easily pour your stuff into a bowl or pan. Look into 'em!

Yep. He won't let poor Mike have that Pepsi.

you can both leave ill be sure to let you know when she's back

And you can tell the video is from the past because he's actually drinking pepsi.

You would rather close the circlejerk off? Lol what's wrong with people posting here even if you don't like them, it's not like it hurts you

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?!??!?!?!?!

I expect you to be better at stalking than this

...

You should only reward him with a reply when he's brave enough to link your post

...

This is still a misconception you and others have about me lol. Not Grim

I did consider this but I'm seriously wondering why everyone is so butthurt over things

i have to look at their posts.

You can filter them??

that would be unmodly of me

Then don't complain??

Poor Luka...
See you later, enjoy your day.

also last time you talked to me you were yelling at me and telling me to shut the fuck up while talking about reporting kyle to the authorities im unsure where exactly you get off talking about people being buttmad

So you moved on huh...

Dumbass Gemany is 43% Muslim. You can't be this retarded.

Lets date for one week, if you still don't like me by then we can call it off... what do you say?
please say yes c:

Then why is she all blue and stuff?

I wait until they shit then I check the mail and go upstairs

bye bye spec ;~;

okay guys she's back

Wow I just don't know if I can cuck Bebop this hard.

That song is on the soundtrack to a delightfully weird 80s movie called Repo Man. I think you'd like it. It's like punk rock surrealism, and the music is great.

Mine look kinda like this, only they don't have holes in them. Just Google "plastic cutting boards" and you should see some good/cute ones. I've had mine for over a year and I use sharp knives and pizza cutters on them all the time. Barely any scratches.

It's probably because I kind of associate you with the actual jew named Stalker

I think the answer to the second thing can be summed up as "because they're losers IRL." And it's just a couple of people who are butthurt, not "everyone," so I don't mean to paint the whole thread with that brush

i dunno loooooool

You know what fuck it! Imma do it!
I should also get some more coffee beans

You were gone for so long, with no promise of return or even knowing if you were alive. I had to.
Gonna go for a bit

I'M NOT IN GERMANY!!!!!!!! IT'S A VPN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BepLoco, I forgot that Harry Dean Stanton is in Repo Man. It's all connected...

Scoot, they're really cool. If you get some quality ones, you won't be sorry.

I'm one of the ones who actually like her as a person, remember?

いいえ。
アレックスです。

That's been on my list since forever, but I am a busy busy person. busy busy busy. man they ride me hard in the office. let me tell you.

oh jeez look at all that passive aggression if only i had to courage to directly respond to that b8

...

I am a mad man, help!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

The edgiest boy

♥_♥

Bebop has moved on and I wouldn't date someone like him anyway because he likes weapons and he wants to stab people and stuff. My therapist said I shouldn't associate with people like that because it'll trigger me.

You didn't watch the anime did you ._.

So who are you in love with now?

Please give me advice on my dreams, it's the whole reason why I'm here. I'm freaking out.

I can't read Japanese ._.

😎

r u a girl

i'll think about it

Okay, don't be a Muslim

It wouldn't even make sense for you to be one, especially if what you told me last time we talked is true

Yeah, but I am above gender now, my pronouns are "it, them, they".

Think faster. Yes or no? Did you watch the anime?

...

The man's been in everything. What a trooper!

But definitely cross it off your list soon. It's an fascinating little movie that isn't nearly as famous as it should be.

At least you've got perky little anime boobs!

maybe

...

I forgot what I said about them.
Mother told me to look past Abrahamic cults but its really hard because they were programmed into my subconscious at a young age.

Don't look at me that I'm shy.

Did you like it? I kinda wanna give it another try.

how do you justify that

d-dou you like them s-senpai??

dont give it a try

It's Alex, Ikarous.

I have to?

i will. but you need to watch Ex Machina.

also, Hunt for the Wilderpeople. i found out today the guy who directed that is making Thor. i'm so happy because it's going to be GOOD

generally

Why is it bad?

Hm... alex... who is name Alex that I know, the only Alex I know stole my Gameboy SP

I don't know how to meme on you at this point.

just give me a chance please? i need you

not a genetic match

Blood chan we whould do the fuck

It's something you said about you. It wouldn't be tactful to talk about that in public again, but we can use Skype or something if you want

Anyway, I recently deflowered a girl and consumed the hymen blood

I like humongous double-D's I can motorboat.

Aaaah! That's on my list too! I gotta watch that this week. I hear it's fantastic.

The new Thor looks like it's going to be the good one. The last two were "meh".

what do you mean?

As long as you finish inside me it's all good

Gross, I bet she was Muslim. What is your Steam again?

it was i think my favourite movie of last year. so good.

i love that thor is a fucking dumbshit now. chris hemsworth does it so well.

B-but... I...

No, living in China for several months made me more racist against non-whites

I can find you

I don't think I have you on steam anymore, let me slide into those DMs.

Life's short, it's not worth it to hate anyone.

She's also been generally calm with me in private.

Gosh darn it.
Rin, okay?

lag

I can't say I'm excited about Thor 3 because I don't excited about these comic movies, but I think it may actually be a good time. It looks like they're taking cues from Guardians, and since Thor is much more a part of that world than ours in the films, it just makes sense.

Get them titties swole up and we'll talk, boo.

I'm nowhere near my Steam computer >_<
Yeah Chinese people are a pain...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
-cuddles you- miiine

How do I swole these tiddies tho?

We don't have to talk about that, then. Either it wasn't true or you were dumb enough to forget what you are now; either way, there's no point in talking about it

China was a good experience at first but at a certain point it gets old

Things are great where I am now though

Anything else you want to say?

You're LAG

Hulla.

no... you call me dumb... im too sad to say anymore...

Find the hive those two bees who stung you came from and whack it with a stick.

You gotta stop confusing me with your avatar changes...

I don't think Youmu qualifies as a change.
I used her as a name back in Alice2 days.

Why... you are making me horny....

Then why are you called The Rin?

ayy bby u wan a piece dis hippopotamass

:(

I wanna hitto that

but I wasn't wrong.

woof woof

way to boil down the majority of your conversations here

*boils*

Okay then

Remember, don't invest too much energy and focus in things that aren't worth it, dogs can actually be pretty cute, and mundane reality is an illusion that distracts you from the perfect freedom of the transcendent lawless chaos

Bye ^^

Before I was a name/avatar fag at all, I used Kagamine Rin as a face to debate Arisu Tsu.

Uhh I got Kuudere, is this good?

how crazy would it be to go back over those threads and find actual instances of retardismo from others trying to make a point at my expense?

bork bork
bork bork bork
bork bork bork bork bork bork

it average

:O

♥ you noticed me! ^_^

*pets fluffy fur*

Don't leave me, Goat...
Please stay safe in Europe... bye...

There's a town near here called Hutto. Their football mascot is a hippo. It's cute. And, given your tastes, probably arousing.

itd be wasted effort

Did you win any of the debates?

Are you talking about me?\

Ah okay. I should watch more Kuudere characters to see if it's true though...

it would be.

but what wouldn't be?

*eyes like a dum doggo*

*loves*

Good morning

new

Super arousing, I am already buying the plane tickets

who dis

Cute~

yeah

Kanra I was watching a 3D movie earlier but my IQ just wasn't high enough to understand it, can you help me?