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Women of your own age
But you don't even like women.
i wish master was around
I haven't done that many.
Why am I never invited?
I haven't really been playing much lately.
Only a few hours in the last two weeks to play the Chicago simulator mode.
It wasn't any particularly heartfelt choice, I just started using her as a face one day and it ended up sticking.
How'd you like Kizu III Tsuchi?
I've liked all of the Kizu movies, really.
I really liked the flow and the animation of them.
tsuchi wants to lewd the adult loli
The fight scene with Kiss shot in the football field was pretty crazy
Man that scene where Araragi is about to grab Hanekawa's tits and he ends up bullying the shit out of her is 10/10
Too bad he bitched out
She was ready for the D
Wtf. I'm in Bulgaria and it shows Danish flag
This site gets flags wrong pretty often.
Is there alot of girls with bulges there?
ISP routing gets wonky
My ISP routes me through enough shit that my IP is identified as being two counties over
Slept okay, kind of tired still but more nap would ruin my sleep schedule.
Which subs did you use for it?
Do you have to work a lot again?
I don't remember
It's the one with the subs that were a bit bigger than normal but eh, I didn't mind tbh
I have a couple of days off right now, but they just booked me some extra shifts next week when it was going to be a light week. Oh well, more work more money I guess.
More stuff for me.
that's pretty sucky
do you make enough??
bring da cash home for datass :#
Aw Darwin still unlink replies for me~
A lot of strip clubs at least. Friend and I got like 5 different offers on our way home from drinking.
I got his attention!
I am not buying you things.
Money doesn't really mean anything to me since I have plenty without the extra work.
It's just extra spending money that I don't have much use for.
I need new dentures. Please.
why bother working then?
I bet you just wanted the dildo discount
My little war monster is finally dressed for his cause.
My mother wanted me to, so I got a job.
What do you work as?
what a cute boy
I sell dildos.
It is, but it's something to occupy my time during the summer.
I do not mind it terribly, but I was looking forward to a light week that has now been turned into a full one.
can you request days off?
At first I gave him face hair as a joke, but I really think it makes him cute.
Didn't you already use your days off for when we hung out?
I sort of can, but it's not necessarily given. I'm picking up shifts at another store across town because they're understaffed. I do not want to have to drive across town to work, but I always say yes when they ask because I do not feel like I can really say no.
a cute guy will never request time off work to play games with you online
Which one sells the best?
That's kinda dumb. I woulda told them I was busy or something. They shouldn't complain if you come to work every day anyways.
Anyone here like Country?
Only Jewish folk music.
Yeah, I like Simon and Garfunkel Too
And backstreet boys
That and Gefilte Fish Blues.
I'm an alabama nigger and I wanna be free
Bard you dumby.
I actually am in Alabama. How could you offend me?
I do best pushing evolved's fleur de lis line
I could have, but like I'm still new and I hate saying no when the reality is I have no life and am never busy.
It is all just stalling until Darwin's new movie comes out and he can finance a lifestyle of cooking and relaxing for me.
Down with the N double A c P
leaving HERE for ALABAMA
You will not even buy me things.
darwin sucks though and is movie probably will too
put...on some pants please....
Someone buy me a new 200$ Senny headset because my wires are starting to die, and they were sold out last I checked.
Also twice as expensive now, 22$ for a 1 meter console wire, and 26$ for a 3meter PC wire.
Fricking kill me.
not if you aren't a perv
Keep in mind I grew up in MO.
I only lived in Iowa for about a year of my life, though I visited it near weekly multiple times.
He does suck
I will support you when you are too old to do so yourself in a few years.
Oh God.....what's wrong with me....
i've only really ever lived in texas, Omaha, and then back in iowa
so I'm sort of biased..
Doesnt it suck down south in the summer?
Even when I lvied in texas, I spent my summers up here in the midwest
I already am too old, decrepit.
Honestly it's hell from July to August.
But I still like it here.
Omaha is fucking trash.
confess your sins child and repent
Well, except the zoo and old market.
WYEAH i HATE big cities
R--r-r-right here.....?? i..in front of everybody?
I'm so glad you know how awful that place is like I do.
Thankfully this is my fetish.
probably not as well as you do
I only livd there from the age of 10 to the age of 13
so I really only got around my small neighbordhood, went to school, and went out to eat with my family
still it's poorly laid uut
hard to sleep at night because the lights are always on my cieling from cars going by
and mean people
I get my hate for cities from living in Cedar Rapids
why do you dislike omoho?
I think I'm going to be sick.....
I'm so ashamed....
We did a lot of trips there and like you said it's horribly laid out.
Traffic is awful and so many of the people are shady as shit. The whole place was in disrepair half the time. Roads were always under construction.
It also smelled like grain alcohol in a lot of places.
I vagueley remember having to cross by the stockyards and the shit smell being unbearable for miles
Well, where has your favorite place to live been?
SAVE MY LIFE
I'M GOIN DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME
WOMAN WITH A SWEET LOVIN
BETTER THAN A WHITE LINE
I miss it often.
Why havent you gone back?
youve been everywhere else!
I visit when I can. Rare as it may be.
What is it that you use to ddecide where you move next?
Everytime I've ever moved it's sort of been beyond my control so I've never really uundderstood what leads to it or how to go about it or anything
Due to my upbringing I guess I just see it as a super negative thing
Wherever I feel I'll be happy.
My mother moved 5 times while I was growing up. Settling where she is now when I was around 12. So I don't recall many of the moves. My father however moved upwards of 20 or more times by the time I was graduated and in collage.
To be honest I have no reason to be anywhere aside from the places where the people I care about reside.
Ifind somewhere nice and plant roots and maybee they will congregate around you? :)
you put the load right on
you put the load right on me
so many questions
The roots of my tree spread so far.
I have friends in many places.
pizza soon I'm so hungry now ;;
gonna steal tennies piza
Don't worry, i'm here.
Now THAT is what I come here for
Ban do you occasionally shove things in your butt for the sexual pleasure?
Anyone who doesn't must be some kind of homosexual.
Lord send down some angels
and they better have guns
cause everybody's crazy down here
on everybody's drugs
Both of them are extremely homosexual.
only REAL men can handle this
I'm only gay for ban tbh
Thats not even a good lie.
I'd suck your dick tbh
I would pay to see that tbhj
friends come back
Goddamn you fags are gay.
I didn't say to get on your knees, bard. I said you were already gay enough.
it's not FAIR....
You''re always such a bully to me!!!
It's not fair that I didn't tell you to get on your knees?
Just because I'm small now don't think you'll get away with this harasment and bullying....
later...someday You'll see....
try me faggot
I guess now that I'm not high enough level to finish the story I should do side shit.
Might as well rise in ranks with Limsa Mamoso.
Darwin...............protect me from these bullies......
oh yes I love maplestory
Is that a tab targeting MMO ?
BEGGING IS WORSE THAN SUCKING DICK FOR MONEY BECAUSE A BLOW JOB IS STILL A JOB
Squash link me your lodestone
I'll give you a loadstone alright
My what now?
The fact that none of you went for Stone Load makes me dissapointed in you.
no one cares faggot
It's your fault I have daddy issues
中出し = Tenshi?
天使 is tenshi
Is good though
Yeah, that's the one.
How can you be a white mage if you're dressed in all black???????
A-At least you're in the right data center...
I'm not even wearing that anymore.
I'm in white.
Jumped ship off NIN to the promised lands of SAM
slut covered in white~
it was my goal to begin with
Good boy. *pets*
H-Here's me.. Don't I look cool?
imagine looking like an edgy fag
They'll be nerfed and useless eventually ;;
Nah, SAM is pretty cool apparently
Dashing. I am sure you will avenge the Uchiha clan someday.
Its not bad
How edgy are we talking
You are now neutral with the Sahagans
THIS PLEASES ME
its okay. nice combos
Is that semen demon legal?
and who is she?
It is if you're not an edgy fag
I run with my arms behind my back and everything!!
He was making fun of my ultra cool FFXIV character ;;
Edgy boys make the best girls
They're alright, but there's better boygirls.
Just jealous he can't show that much skin and get away with it
I think its legal but I just saved it because she looks cute.
No idea who it is.
You're kinda edgy but in australian kind of way.
Ninja only has 5 buttons so I don't know what a combo is...
You ran way past cool and right into retarded.
teach me your ways? :3
What's an australian kind of edgy?
He hasn't clued in yet
is -everyone- playing FFXIV now..?
They aren't my ways.
Wow, you guys are being so mean...
That wasn't even my character ;;
welll...what do you like~?
M8 you just posted wearing the full retard grand company outfit
You can't talk
just a bunch of people
Just the normal australian
Dw, I'm sure your real character looks much cooler
My statement stands
Bitch, I'm a fucking Lalafell.
I don't have pride.
Skimpy armor make the rough summers much more tolerable.
Oh hey, I see my gear.
what the fuck....
How can my character look retarded if you don't know what it looks like? ;;
Anything you could have had a hand in making would no doubt end up looking retarded.
That's a secret.
I'm not sure "being australian" equals being edgy.
Lalafell pride world wide.
Wow, bully ;;
I was going to offer to help you if you ever needed help running dungeons / trials...
Rough summers? It was grey and overcast in Kugane earlier...
*gear of that character which is not yours
The Shire Will Rise Again
Why would I need you for that?
Listen here you fat edgy cunt.
I'm not sure any of those are true.
Well maybe cunt.
The fat part too.
I don't really care, so if you say so.
The beaches of Ala Mhigo though.. or something..
Because doing things with friends is fun ^w^
You hit your fucking head or something?
All of them.
When have I ever done something edgy?
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SKELETONS
they beat the rhythm with their bones
Geee I WONDER
This but unironically
Apply great force once more.
is everything okay squashers
That pup looks kind of sad
Only if you promise to run Susex with me once you hit 70.
but you did yell pretty loud last night
but then you're like "I can't ree because its too loud"
You should of reeeee'd
Costa del Sol :3
Tired, but alright.
I have no desire to play with you.
Wherever I go I must also bully.
*rub ur shoulders*
how uch sleep do you get> ? 3 :3
5 or so hours, but I usually pass out around 3 for an hour or 2.
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Isn't Little Ala Mhigo a place too?
People arrived home like halfway, maybe 2/3rds through last night.
Why are there boys in my
That's not very healthy squash..why do you do this to yourself.
Yeah but does that place have dancing bikini girls while you fish?
The fuck did you expect?
Just can't sleep much. Some nights I wake up choking on my spit, but I chalk it up to the heat.
having been watching mystery diagnosis documentaries for the past week its obvious to me that you have a rare diease and need to be diagnosed immediately or you will probably die
Doctor says I'll be dead by 40 more than likely so it's whatever.
what's wrong with you? :(
I dunno, you go back and forth between being friendly and autistically spiteful towards me so...
That's a boy.
I'm suddenly gripped by a feeling of disgust and remorse
Over worked and I take horrid care of myself.
I'm bored. I have no interest in you as a person so gaming would be unfun to me.
what about hte people who care about you
Once my life is on track I'll take care of myself again.
Oh my god I stroked my dick to a trap doujin
Time to kill myself
Do you do all your instances at 4/8/24 premades?
And you don't even deny it.
I've done the story shit mostly solo.
I'll run later shit with my free company.
I've no right or reason to tell you how to live your life
I hope it finds its way back on track soon
N-No.. it just takes drastic measures to counter the boredom of fishing
It's bullshit, man. You can't get your life 'on track' unless you stick to the changes you want to do but keep putting off. You have to become a life soldier to actually get your shit on track if you can't do it.
You either do or you don't, and whenever you don't feel like it you're sabotaging your own goals; you have to become a life soldier in order to stick to your regimen and self-discipline and pull it off over the long run.
Wow that's impressive.
I don't think I could do Dzemael Darkhold solo tbh.
what is a life soldier
dont you fucking selamat pagi me with your taco language
this is America
we speak American here
learn the RULES or gget out of my COUNTRY
So just don't fish
Someone who can conquer life, surpass every obstacle set in their way.
Money is required to get out of debt
Temp agencies let me go too soon or pay shit money
Guess I'll just stop being in debt by sheer force of will then.
I am honestly surprised you made it this far in life.
Oh wow I guess when I think my life's bad I can just be reminded that I'm not in debt.
Thanks :) I feel better.
Apparently because AM tried to add me and I messaged him before removing him he can't get rid of the notification.
Ehh? I guess I can try weaver :3
where it from?
This is uhhh
Yeah, it's crazy easy to keep your life together when daddy shelters you with all his money
Pay off some of my debt and I'll play shit with you.
It's hush hush money, daddy will keep paying if you don't tell anyone
i want her!
Jodan desu yo~
Sorry, I only play with people who pay my sub.
owo what's dis?
How much are you actually in the hole? My brother had about 20k in debt but managed to work it off, while I never had any debt at all and just kinda got by.
I mean it's even funnier that my brother has a Bachelors Degree in the Arts but that's because he took university history classes and isn't actually an artist, but I'm an artist and I have a HS diploma and nothing else.
want her for what?
You're everyone's sub.
Kind of rude to ask how much a person owes, ya know.
nobody's -my- sub.
I have standards.
silly buzz word
D-Don't say that in front of everyone, daddy... uwu
why does everybody have standards these days....
It used to be b so easy back then
I accept anything but JP speedrun
See you there
Well, I was just wondering because if I could pay a % of your debt I'd have to know how much it is before I could just decide to take a chunk out of it in a gesture of good will.
And do you take Paypal?
This daddy ain't paying your shit, slut.
I don't accept money for my dues.
Bard, you know me well,
You would not want to be my sub.
I'm just saying, I have standards. There's a bar that needs to be met when it comes to my standards and that's why nobody would apply to be my sub.
That's why I'm easy
Easy like sunday morning
Too late, post your clear.
Pay me with your cummies, daddy.
I don't accept money for my dues.
But you just told me to pay some!
I'm not asking you to suck dick, old man.
But from me to you, which of us owes money? I don't. I can understand how people want to preserve their sense of dignity but it's really just sheer stubbornness, turn the gear a few more degrees into impoverishment and dignity is corroded by sheer desperation; it is fine to portray yourself as strong and dignified even when you are being slowly eaten away by forces out of your control, but between kind hearts there are no needs for pretenses or masks.
Yeah, but you're not slave material.
How long do I have?
Be my ATM.
Because I don't like taking money.
It puts others in risky situations most times.
I wanna be Hiiiiiiiiigh
You can't really think for yourself so i'll just say no to everything now.
How long do I have to post!
Well, if you can still sustain yourself that's good.
I couldn't actually help you out anyway because I'm not in the best situation monetarily either and I'm going to get pinched soon enough and have to make a major change- our house got sold, I need to move out and actually find another place to live.
you're already moving again?
May the 12 divines bless you.
I can mail you some opium poppy seeds which are legal to possess but if you water them and grow them into plants and harvest them it would be illegal as they are a Schedule 1 narcotic.
ATM? Any Time Meat?
Well, like 5 minutes to login, 1:14 to climb up.
So like 6-7 minutes?
It's only been two years.
I'm going to be forced to move because our landlord sold the house.
so much work...
I think I am happy enough as is thank you thoughh
I'll have it by the time you wake up then :3
guardians of the galaxy soundtrack?
Pretty sure that's not true. Who'd even be doing most of my thinking for me?
6 minutes from now.
A-Ahh, shit, my power supply just exploded again
I havent seen GotG but i've heardabout it
what are you up to tonight? :3
So what does it mean then
oh i figured you were referencing it. have you seen baby driver
im in my jammies looking for something to watch tonight
There's no way I can pull off a flawless first-time run
I guess you lose then
I dont really ever get out to go see movies and I dont really watch tv becauase I'm always using my tv to play music of of h--heh......
w-whats baby driver....
Happy Birthday, Wish.
ONLY the movie that EVERYONE'S talking about
it's a fun watch
Who could have seen this coming? :c
My birthday was 2 weeks ago though..
so....um what's the premise?
when you forget to roll a healer in a dungeon crawler
I'm so proud of you.
it's about a getaway driver with tinnitus
the entire movie is edited to the soundtrack so you would like it. lots of music.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH
So who wants to let me crawl under their arm and fall asleep against your side for comfort?
'cause I could really use something like that.
Eisen is so precious.
Where my present?
IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY
too pure for this world
I don't get it so I'm gonna go practice take on me
Eisen has praised me.
Go buy it with your fucking daddy money, you harlot.
y'all mind if i praise god
Because I wasn't born on this day!
It was what he sang instead of take on me
But then it wouldn't be a present.
can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Praise the 9 divines.
not at all
FUCK I'M SORRY OKAY?
Forgive me I'm not familiar with minecraft fan songs
Give good night smooches.
watch your mouth
well then if you want to get high legally, try DXM extraction.
The method's called Agent Lemon;
All you need is a bottle or two of cough syrup that only contains the active ingredient Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide; don't purchase any that list Guafenesin or expectorants like Epinephrin.
-some bottles, glass prefferably because the solvent may degrade plastics and you probably don't want to ingest plastic residue
-liquid butane lighter fluid, Ronsonol is a good one
-pure ammonia or as close as you can get; actual cleaning agents that have ammonia as ingredients and not just colored fucking water, get the actual stuff
pour your cough syrup, DXM, into a glass container and add ammonia cleaner 50/50, add half an inch of lighter fluid, seal and shake a good 10 minutes to mix it; the ions interact and the dextromethorphan transitions between the purple side to the clear side as the ammonia breaks its molecules apart and it becomes attracted to the butane.
Let it settle. I like to pour it into ziploc bags and hang them at 45 degree angles, then cut the bags and let the purple mixture drain out and put the remaining solvent into a clean jar.
Step 2; mix the butane solvent with half lemon juice and half water, repeat the previous step by covering and shaking for 10 min. This time, if you repeat the ziploc bag step, your active ingredient settles into the lemon juice and you keep that part and discard the butane.
Step 3: (optional) you can boil your lemon juice on the stove at a low heat to evaporate any residual butane you might otherwise ingest.
If you go hardcore, you can keep boiling it down until all of the water is evaporated and you're left with a DXM powder.
I personally prefer the Agent Lemon juice myself, and just mix it with some sprite to cut the taste because it's very chemical.
Don't overdose. 250ml of cough syrup (1 bottle) has enough DXM in it to be pretty potent, at least a third-plateau experience which you may not be ready for. It's better to try it recreationally to determine how much you can handle, this extraction method is basically the better way to enjoy the experience without shitting like a waterfall due to the stuff they put in the syrup, as well the other shit they put in like Guafenesin is designed to make you vomit, it's difficult in many places to find cough syrup that only contains the one ingredient you want.
It's still legal, and is considered a 'dissociative anesthetic' close in effect to Ketamine.
I can't, my eyes are above it.
lol I dont need cough syrup drugs
Voice of an angel
Voice of an 中出し
Because that's how bodies work
It's pretty awesome if you enjoy introspective drugs where you can lay down and begin thinking math in 3D or get pulled through a wormhole and look out at the universe in its entirety as an elaborate neverending series of weblike strings held together by gravity (but outside of the range of human technological perception- some of us think the big bang is special and unique) and then get pulled back into a mortal body and have a little bit of insight for our escapades and interactions with other members of our species, futile as they are and governed by our genetic predispositions to either mate or prove our superiority over one another.
you don't know that
i mean if i wanted that i'd just do halucinogens
Im for the most part over drugs, I got all my experimenting out of the way at a young age
I just smoke now lol
No one has ever said that mid-nakadashi
is...is that really who I am...?
I don't even have any friends I can buy weed from, so I'm either drunk or thinking about having DXM adventures because I miss the good old days when I had some serious trips.
I've never done LSD before, that's on my bucket list. I've done shrooms a few times and had memorable experiences but only because me and my friend did them together and went out in the bush and had a campfire and shit, shrooms you gotta go do nature I think.
MDMA doesn't work with me at all, I just get tense muscle spasms and don't enjoy it, I just feel tense and want it to end. But then again I have anxiety too, so I stay away from pot because I can't smoke it in a group, I would only ever buy some so I could smoke it alone knowing I would be alone so I could relax and enjoy.
One thing I'd like to do again is Ritalin, the times I've taken it I loved how focused it made my mind and with a combination of ritalin and weed I would go on an artistic binge and draw all sorts of neat shit.
These days I don't have any drugs, or friends, so I don't care.
I had to take ritalin as prescription when I was a child
I hate the feeling of uppers
it feels hellish being trapped up in your head foxused on stuf like that
and then the nauseua...
probably why I run with downers most of the time.
I liked ritalin for the focus, but I couldn't see myself doing meth or cocaine just because I'm not of that mindset. I don't even drink coffee.
I'm a dreamer, so I've tried my share of benzo's as well. Sleep is awesome.
I actually stopped taking melatonin because I got too used to it, but I've never absolutely needed to sleep because I just schedule my work well enough that I don't starve myself of sleep hours.
It feels good when you wake up in the morning and don't have to go to work for a few hours so you can fuck around and take your time, you know? Sticking to a regimen is hard on your mind and body.
I'm being a hypocrite here of course after suggesting to people to be a 'life soldier' and set a strict regimen for themselves to improve and get on track, but I really don't care enough to improve myself. I should, but I don't. I'm already great.
I'm all out of pics~
He was pointing out how you're fishing for (YOU)s
Speaking of sleep I have a date
I wish that were me
Did you have a nice day? (You)
Wait I broke the joke.
It could have been worse I suppose
moar of her pls
Remove the pillow.
Want to talk about it?
all this attention....
You remind me of a bit of Solaire.
How many others ?
Please tell me more
Solaire of Astora. Wait, didn't you used to post pics of him?
right, right of course....
What makess you say that?
And I think I used to have a few crossover images of him and Yui that I had as a profile picture for a while....
I dunno. I just want you to find your own sun.
Also you're a bro.
Didn't bard used to not be a huge gay
thank you goggles that's very sweet
Didn't Squiddy used to not be a huge gay ?
What happened ?
I was loneley
when Squiddy won't play video games with your other online friends
I mean I wasn't there bro, I don't know shit.
You said everyone stopped!
When are you going to make me a guitar so I can serenade you?
Dusty and I stole him.
where did you come from anyway?
Noooo. I said most did. There was still the Kiwi and one other guy that just got on too.
Well I mean you can have him tbh, now we memed about him so it's be awkward if he came back now.
Oh shit, squiddy watch that shade.
I am so sorry. Was nobody else available?
Dusty and I stole him.
That's not even true though
Same place as like half the fuckers here these days.
I dunno, if there like a bunch I'd probably have played, or it was one of the fags I'd played a bit with, but playing duo-queue with one guy I've literally never talked to is too much for an awkward fuck like me.
We keep you on the leash, you know it to be true.
well it was that or that dog Dak.....
that's in the past
We all move on to better things.
I know you're laughing at me....not like I care or anything.......
Darwin, why does Mordin not exist anymore ?
Did you guys have a falling out ?
I destroyed him so that I could have Darwin all to myself.
Did he leave? I thought he was around.
Yeah, I could not be bothered anymore.
Nobody is taking my daddy away
Hes always on DnD and I could just tell from a few things that something must of happened.
Was it Jealousy ?
It's not exactly complicated.
tfw can never show face around spec's friends again out of shame
I never said it was.
He's mine, I saw him first.
My heart is the darkest of blacks.
I've done worse.
The new thread will hide this post
Yeah, pretty much, and I was no longer feeling like trying to fix that.
I did not actually do anything.