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Too lazy to get up, think Aftershave is good enough, or should I just ignore it?
She's gonna have cellulite shortly.
aftershaves better than ignoring it
Ammonia is essentially all that's in bite pens/solutions.
I pee every day.
the magic is in the mentohl
I, personally, am rather against such fetishes, but would endeavor to be on the giving end of it should my partner wish it of me. Never would I receive though.
Okay, I did it.
What does this mean for my aftershave predicament.
Yeah, I'm not into it either.
Unless it's Grim, or another Bara. And it's their fetish to pee on me. I guess it's more the degradation and submitting to their desires in this case.
you realise that you just bought trash that has no significant value, right? i dont think id have payed a penny more than that for it
its not the poles tbh, its just that im on a 0 hour contract and i get work on their whim
Piss on it, obvs.
I'd pee on Grim.
I don't really have to pee on it, atm, can you do that for me?
I am not R. Kelly.
well that's good to know
I'd slam a door on your dick
Then I'd strangle you until you blacked out
I guess so
would not pee on you tho it seems too degrading
But what if I like being degraded?
p much, 2 days work in a week, £54 a day
Grim will never strangle you until you cum, and keeps strangling you until you black out, and then see the dick and keep strangling you until you die
it's literally whatever. it can swivel. that's amazing.
Just tuck it so he doesn't see it.
refrain from using expired memes my dear
would do it in a diff way
probably make you wear women's clothes in publi or something
all half decent monitors can do that though. you should have at least gunned for a 1080p one
Jesus grim STOP.
If you kink a hose then it might get everywhere.
Want me to pee on you?
Do you not fantisize about me?
I don't fantasise about much these days. I just find something kinky on /gif/, and mechanically crank one out.
But that's counter intuitive for what I'm looking for???
Yes, sir, sorry, sir.
calm down rofl
dont test me
whats your plan for the day
I crank it to bears and dog porn mostly.
Absolutely no idea.
I might play SC2 2s with bae, or I might just play WarIII some.
Or maybe do nothing at all for the next 2.5 hours, until I start laundry.
o I didn't know you and tokai were still a thing
You know what my fetish is?
A loving relationship with someone who supports me.
There's always Amy.
Now there's a joke.
We aren't, I just spend basically all my non-personal time with my 2s partner, and I'm being silly.
There's always me.
tfw quitting smoking and drinking and feel gud about it
I don't want to be cucked by our pup.
Am I your pup?
tfw if you had someone it would go 10- times easier
it's enough knowing that if I smoke or drink on phentermine I'm likely to have a stroke but I mean that doesn't make it suck less
how's hollow knight going? you were the one I talked to about it last night right?
Not even close!
Not [ ] Yes [ ] Yes [ ] YES
I've just felt so unloved all my life. And I want someone to tell me I'm not transgressing by being alive. And tell me it's cute when I play the uke and sing.
[ ] Yes [ ] Yes [X] YES
I would hold you as if you would vanish should I let you go.
For to me you would be unique in all the world.
Whenever I got those notes I used to write "[ ] Maybe [ ] I don't know [ ] Can you repeat the question"
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW"
Unsurprisingly, people stopped trying to ask me out with notes.
Did you watch the last Kizu film yet?
Has the bluray been posting?
I didn't end up seeing it in theaters.
Oh shit. Downloading it now.
Imagine finally finding love, imagine all you've ever wanted in your life is for someone to sing to you and love you and she did just that. imagine that things were moving so fast that you ended up engaged. imagine finally feeling like you could be happy. but it only lasts a second. but then... imagine she turns abusive, won't let you touch her, won't show any sign of affection, yells at you all the time, essentially stomps on your heart with fucking metal tipped cleats, treats you like complete garbage despite you giving everything for her. imagine it's been a year and you're still not un-fucked up over it, you've only been on one date and it went south, fucked a couple strangers but it was nothing. and even though she abused you you still would take her back in an instant if it wasn't for that kid of hers
That's where I'm at right now
just need to immerse yourself in people
be nice but dont take shit
why have people hated you, Loco?
You should write songs.
jeez that's rough. but you'd take them back in an instant, so maybe don't be surprised?
mage robes really aren't for horse riding
what exactly am I surprised about? being single? oh no I'm destined to die alone there's no question about that.
Ask the people who supposedly hate me.
Rack city, bitch.
So I guess Amy really did not count then.
Yeah I think it was ripped yesterday or the day before. As someone who isn't massively into knowing the ins and outs of the story, and if it is a "good adaptation" or not, I think the trilogy on the whole is probably the best work SHAFT has ever done from a visual standpoint so pretty satisfied.
Some people seem to take a huge exception to the CG backgrounds they used through out and the changes in character design but I really like both of them for the most part except a few places. The films seem to be devoid of the arbitrarily weird "lol so randumb xD" faux artsy application of the SHAFT style too. By which I mean I rarely ever found myself thinking "what was the point in that dutch angle, art style change, colour palette change" compared to most modern shows they make. It seems more thoughtfully applied and to make more sense, kind of like it did in Bakemonogatari. There was genuinely some great animation in there too.
You have no idea?
Have you searched yourself and asked, what could you have possibly said to make people think you act like garbage, and worst of all, you're confident about it?
work on yourself first. if you're falling for someone abusive, and you'd still take them back without any changes, maybe the problem is you?
holy shit my sides
buy me DS3 curry daddy
this kills the sides
For the first two, the pandering was almost nonexistent since they were on a time crunch for them being films. With Owari being 4 episodes for the finale, I'm assuming it's going to be the same since there's not much that actually happens in it other than a lot of "conversations that go on for way too long but don't really advance the plot" sections. The plot of it is pretty simple after she kills Araragi at the end of Koyomimonogatari.
I don't mind the 3D animation in Kizu so far. It's to obviously save on production costs but it actually works well for the sake of showing how strange situations are. It feels uncanny intentionally, kind of like Berzerker in Fate/Zero. Him being 3D was just to be cheap to animate but it worked really well to make him see so off.
1. You or Test or anyone like you acts like a retard
2. I point it out and insult you
3. You can't actually say I'm wrong
4. You perform mental gymnastics where you grasp at anything I feed you (my acting arrogant, my kicking that family out of my house) to say I'm just a bad person
5. You don't actually have to deal with me being right about you guys acting dumb, because you can just say I'm awful and you hate me.
Amelia should've been Maria
They certainly did a good job of making the CGI make logical sense it the films themselves. I think almost entirely you can divide it up into living things and non living things depending on if it got 3D or 2D animation.
What are they doing with Owari again? It is some kind of specials thing isn't it? I wonder if those will be longer than normal episodes. Maybe 1hr each? I remember seeing they were specials but don't remember seeing anything about length.
SHAFT have a Fate universe series coming out next year don't they?
It's four episodes airing on a weekly schedule. It's not listed anywhere as OVAs or specials so I'm assuming it'll just be basically Kizu for the formula.
Yeah, it's about Saber Extra and the Fate/Extra series. Summer 2018, I think.
we're barely acquaintances
you can't even joke about that shit with me
me going on about you kicking the family out of the house? it was a challenge to see how far I could go with it.
tried to emphasize that the 'gollum' you were creating for yourself wouldn't work because you took a drastic action, since your first message about the whole thing was that you'd hope it'd make you a better person. how many rooms does it take for you to be a better person? that was the joke. honestly may have done the same for something as shallow as comfort.
I'm arrogant. but not actually. figured you're not actually arrogant either, but I'd encourage enough humility to better yourself, even over the things you're arrogant about. if you're good or knowledgeable, you deserve that confidence. that was never my issue.
that may make you immature and less likely to get better, but that wasn't my issue, probably couldn't judge too much since I was those things in the past. no, there was something else that seemed to make pretty clear to me that you were a remorseless shit.
Buy ME DS3, curry daddy.
you owe me money
get a fucking room
I owe you RS money.
~$5 at current gold exchange rates.
Send him five Snickers in the mail to pay it back.
I don't get what you're trying to say.
this is why I dont like lending or borrowing
idc about the value I care about the fact that someone owes somoene
it could be 5 grand for all I care
I would feel the same
Grim buy me DS3 just to piss them off.
Humanity tax collector: ay fam
mepp: why're you impersonating malcom?
Humanity tax collector: thats one cancerous build there
mepp: and tell me how it's cancerous
Humanity tax collector: memes
Humanity tax collector: and youre using a bow
Humanity tax collector: bows are for fags
mepp: so is dash-spamming with a chaos dagger most likely
mepp: actually I think that's a lot worse
mepp: I'm more confused as to why you have reynlods name, or close to it
mepp: whatever, dunno why I added you in the first place.
I read somewhere it is airing over 2 nights only on a single weekend as the multiple episodes. I'll just go find it actually
Dude, I told you I would pay you back.
ask me for shit after you pay it back then
That's far more recent than the last I read of it, admittedly. That's an even weirder format.
When did you become the thread pimp anyway
nigga people are just asking me for shit cuz ive been known to buy people things
you were looking for "sugar daddy"
I think Colbs has probably purchased more shit for people.
They did something like that with Nekomonogatari Kuro didn't they? Like a New Years special or something. I'm getting the impression from the fact that they call them specials that they might be longer than normal episodes. So maybe 4 1hr eps 2 each night or something.
Well they're asking for shit and I mean kyle's kind of a whore.
Oh yeah my bad.
He never bought me anything..
I wish some nice german fairy would spend hundreds of dollars for food on me
Kyle's kind of a whore
I don't even know who you are and you wound me.
Oh wait, no, he has..
Oh yeah. They did it for Hanamonogatari and another one of the other inter-season stories.
its ok u have agood heart at least
who did that?
I don't even know who you are
Well we're even now.
a wonderful person whose life was nearly lost at ax '16
And deep pockets apparently for how much shit I have bought people.
currynigger buy me DS3 when it's like 80% off on summer sale next year
Would help if you didn't use an unfamiliar avatar and no name.
Just use your government mon...oh wait.
I think Doots has spent a shitload of money on posters but it was all "girls" and shit on their Amazon wishlists.
do you want me to beat you
tfw waiting on job interviews and only had one over the phone that just ended with "well I have another store that might want you"
I think there was a good reason I stopped using name, but I forgot what it was.
I mean, I am not into begging people for stuff but I don't wanna be left out either.
Then don't pout when I don't know who you are.
That's on you.
Just say you're a girl, post anime girls and post an Amazon wishlist and someone will definitely buy shit off it.
how do you know when it's a bad time to treat a moment like an emotional sandbox?
do you have a compass informed by introspection?
i have a physical compass.
Well sure but, it's not like you never act like a whore in threads either..
I am a girl
But I don't have amazon wishlist
enable doom music
suddenly mad dexlord skill
Now change your name to something that has eight reminders that you're totally a girl so that no one forgets you're totally a girl.
Seems like the status quo around here.
I don't see the need to point it out.
With regard to the previous point will be interesting to see how a series by SHAFT with Fate involved turns out. I always had the impression they were animation heavy and SHAFT isn't particularly good at that. Maybe they will outsource a lot of it or hire loads of freelance animators who are actually good.
yea, you make that very clear, constantly.
it's a meme you've nurtured for YEARS.
so you know not to take that seriously, and don't expect anyone to anyways.
when do you know what to take seriously, then?
or is every moment whatever you're just playing mean/nice/cute/angry for kicks it's their fault?
Barry, is that how you get ants?
i want things!
am i a people?
I play it by ear.
It was just to point out my choice of word wasn't all that out of place.
am I doing it right?
oh hey there
Yeah, with that subject and name you no longer have my attention.
Ice cold baby, I told you I'm ice cold
haiku was actually an irl girl though i think. and a mean one at that
I was like, a little excited I thought that was her for like, a second
Mean girls are the best ones
i was too tbh even though she's the worst ever
maybe you overestimate your intuition.
maybe your intuition is right, but you overestimate yourself.
maybe you're okay with letting yourself down and you're flippant with yourself, so why wouldn't you extend that flippancy of principle and decency to others?
Hey man, just looking for inspiration.
What'd she do?
Look kanra. Did I go too far in hurting you? Yes. At the end of the day, it got you to leave me alone. And if you hadn't kept pushing me, I wouldn't have cut you so deep. That's on you.
digging the fem names bro
nah i mean she was just a total bitch to me shortly before she quit forever
but it's like whatever, everyone goes out differently, you know?
Oh that's Griffin?
Are you gonna go out like a stah?
i donno if i will ever "go out" as long as there are threads
oh right he did go by griffen
what a crazy dude
Not sure I can top this one though
that's something I've actually gotten better at. turns out it's actually easier to think about other people, and it makes my own thoughts less important. but in that moment, I was just coming down from being high on shrooms where I felt I had understood what "God" might be. going to you with that was retarded.
but I'm not just talking about me. do you think I'm a fool?
that succubus shit was kinda funny
and kinda true
Yeah but he's got a nice ass so I pardon him.
this shit again
You put that specific event off and ignored it. You did the EXACT same thing the next day when you were sober. And all the intrusions into my conversations with other people, and all the textwalls. You being incredibly ignorant and not seeing it. That upsets me. It's arrogant.
I think you're adorable.
how bout dem kangaroos lloyd
lol so much flooding up north
here's a thought.
don't build a city on a swamp
fucking people i swear
i would feel creepy looking at kanra nudes
he looks like a 15 year old chinese boy slave
i think she actually cares a lot more than she leads on though
grimchan gib nuzzles ;;
done giving me cold shoulder?
If I had a button that would reverse my existence so I never happened I would slam that shit so hard.
I wouldn't know.
when ur nice!
If I had a button that would let me freeze time while allowing me and whatever I choose to move freely through it I'd slam it constantly
last time I have you a nice reply and you hmphed me
Time-stop rape is a kino fetish.
But that's the best part
You do have such a button
You're fully in control.
i came a little pre-ejaculate tbh
like she's just a girl trying to figure this all out like the rest of of us, you know?
idonno man my twink mood is so rare these days
idk if I'd rape tbh
but I would fuck with people
whenever I see any reference to kangaroos its synonymous with that doujin and with you now
No free stuff for you luka, you two faced meanie
remember how mean you were about the sauerkraut?
I always liked rape porn in my fur smut, and a few fantasies about it in a RP setting.
Suicide leaves the mess of what I left.
I want to have never had existed to begin with so nothing is left at all.
Kino is a meme word. It means, "good".
Honestly I would just undress hot older ladies in public. And steal.
i had a nightmare that luka told me she didn't like me
but that may have also actually happened
what's the scuttlebutt
oh man i'm so sick of that kino bullshit on /tv/
also when people put t. in front of stuff
I wouldn't mind slipping into open bank vaults and taking a few hundred thousand tbh
turn up as a blur in a single frame on the camera feed hahahah
going to see a movie with an old coworker
t. old man struggling with new memes tbhfam smh
I fucking hate them too.
i don't like it.
I dunno about a twink mood but I'm in the mood for some canary you know what I'm saying????
I found this series of comics where the facial reactions are priceless
You could burn everything and then ride off into the sunset. Even become another person
Fate/Extra is a mix of VN and video game so it's pacing is a metric shitload of talking between gameplay segments with a background that borders on Tron-esque half the time so it will be pretty in their comfort zone if it's just about Saber Extra in Fate/Extra.
see and Nailed it.
I don't like fried okra
but if you served me fried okra I would not say ew thats disgusting
I would say
I'm not too fond of fried okra, sorry
see the difference?
not sure who that is
i meant the real life girl poster itt
it aint easy bein cheesy
usual friday stuffs
WHADDUP DUDE DONT GO TO SLEEEP
i get that t. shit like every third post i make
you can't hate on anything anymore apparently
I bet soto has a folder full of those, I just copped one from his fb hahah
fucking bird cybers bro
get grim involved in that
Still leaves my family and friends.
Man its late though
ignorant, yes. felt I deserved shit because how dare I assume things about people.
it took me til last year to realize I didn't have to actually have to intentionally hurt people for them to feel justified in hurting me back. EVERYONE FUCKING THINKS THEY NEED TO TAKE KANRA DOWN A PEG. who better to lash out at, than someone who might be arrogant? because it was just ignorance, and not arrogance and pretentiousness like you presumed, it hurt. you wanted it to. my utter fucking confusion afterwards didn't tip you off that maybe you were had me pegged wrong.
can people be good without having to make it super obvious? I thought so. your shallowness is closer to the average, and you'd have to be exceptional to have patience and understanding, so I don't blame you for that.
I'm over that. just tipped me off that you're rather shallow ie. normal.
tho yea. do you have principles?
Ah sounds like it might work then. I gues due to ufotable I was expecting any Fate series to need a lot of animation.
Some Candaian killer named Luka Magnotta. I think he dismembered a corpse completely and removed all the organs then put then all back in the right places together in a show case for the police to discover or something like that.
FUCK I HAVENT SET UP EXHENTAI ON THIS COMP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
i never use guns.
He posts anime girls on facebook?
What a badass
That ain't really my bag, man, please
That is the pickle.
Some Candaian killer named Luka Magnotta. I think he dismembered a corpse completely and removed all the organs then put then all back in the right places together in a show case for the police to discover or something like that.
Do you use the chrome extension?
yeah i dig
when i'm sober i can't really stay up past midnight lol
STOP THAT ECHO
whoa that's crazy
it would be funny if luka secretly chose her handle cause she worships that one
soto gives 0 shits
*pecks your balls*
Wth wit name
lol soto like doxd himself very early on on /b/
Ufotable really set the bar goddamn high for action scenes.
Heaven's Feel is the least action orientated route so it'll be interesting to see where the movie compensates. Ufotable does animate scenes where talking is the only real purpose poorly because they either try to make the backgrounds be a diarrhea of information and backstory or make the characters do the most odd things mid-conversation.
Posting big textwalls at people about Joseph Campbell or Plato when you haven't read Joseph Campbell and you don't understand Plato is inherently arrogant. "Look at me, I don't need to know things to understand them or talk about them. I am so smart." Like saying you can't conceive a reality where you're wrong.
You do need to be taken down a peg.
Exhentai is blocked where I live or something so I have to proxy to sign in.
been dealing with standard conditions all day man
and it fits idonno bored
*mimics car siren*
at least thats all in the past now, behind us, not dwelling on it.
what sort of impression might someone get if they had the ability to reference you?
your smarts or lack therof.
maybe they have pretty solid reasons to think you're shallow, astonishingly narcissistic, and have only ever been punished for trying to empathize? they might feel like fools, and maybe you're not as deep as you think.
wait that's actually pretty Kauai
What if Samus was a vampire?
Also how does firefox still give me squiggles for "Samus"
do you dislike me? x///x
Btw samus gamg best samus
Aaaaay fair enough fam
i haven't birded in so long though
I always thought nobody would ever care enough to block exhentai
nah I did on ff before
totally forgot how to do it on chrome
samus is a vapmire in fusion cuz she has metroid dna
metroids are energy vampires
hence the art
I would dig
doesn't work unless I proxy
trying to psychoanalyse people is also very arrogant.
BUT THAT IS HIS WHOLE SCHTICK FGKSHGHKSGSDHG
Oh shit, that makes sense.
This should be a more popular point so people draw a lot of vampire samus
That'd be great
The things we do for love.
oh thank god. that was such a terrible dream i had
also i'm glad to see you and grimu get back together
that was scary for a bit. he was pretty mean to you tbh
The only kind of love I can get comes from porn.
grimchan what does it do when you /chu someone
yo ban i was getting into homeless porn last night
was in such a weird mood
pretty sure I used the term "safely ignored"
I spoke about parsing and understanding information, and that their entire body of works needn't be understood for their true, accurate, and persisting ideas to have value.
do we have to understand Einstein's life to understand e=mc2?
do we have to understand Descartes' childhood and other thought experiments, to make sense of his mathematics?
these guys deserve mad respect, statues built of them, but so much of who they were and their thoughts were either wrong or trivial compared to learning about other things. It makes more sense to learn and understand Principa Mathematica, and spend your other time learning other concepts, than it does to stick with Bertrand Russell. tell me you understand this. tell me this is still unreasonable if you do.
Do it like an eagle now
What if you find soomeone who enjoys the same porn you do?
did he just drop e=mc squared in a wall?
that should be bannable
What kind of love is even in porn other than fake orgasms?
I would use them as a sex toy and then throw them away.
E=mc^2 isn't even the full equation.
Is that the only love you know/understand?
very little need to analyze.
you do most of it yourself.
I'm not looking at the underlying meaning or causes, which is what a psychoanalyist would do.
you go out of your way to make a certain impression, so forgive me for taking you at your word.
at least it's all over now?
i want stuff
e = mc vagina
switch to headphones
forget to turn off amp
audio driver bugs out
palastinalied playing at normal volume at midnight
did you just react to the fragment of a sentence? and form an opinion on the entire post based on that? and they call ME presumptuous.
Its all I know because its how I've always been treated.
*high pitched screeches*
that one is tough
i should just break out my owlfucker folder
owls are made for fucking
I don't remember forming an opinion on the post?
Oh wait. It was the second one.
gomen. i presumed.
If the object in question has no momentum then it's fine enough, since the other half of the equation comes out as +0^2 anyway.
hopefully it is
until grim goes on the manrag again
nah i read a fragment of a sentence and made a post based on how you are in general
arrogantly defending your ignorance
Well, there you go. you're exempt from knowing things. Fuck me for taking the time to read First Principles or knowing Descartes was a vagabond soldier, fuck me for knowing Einstein renounced citizenship and was consulted by Wigner and Slizard prior to them getting the A-bomb ball rolling, right? I must be such an idiot for knowing these things.
i'm not saying you need to know a bunch of trivia. i'm saying you need to stop acting like your ignorance is something to be proud of.
lloyd imma message u later about the exhentai stuff
Are you okay with that?
bring it out
let's go all the way
never got that deep into it tbh
it's not really important in day to day
do the hand thing
where like you slowly move your hand closer to his
Ooooooooooooookies enjoy your movie
i kinda already feel gross
i can never really cyber for more than half a thread
When Kanra and Loco drop book names and I'm over here having read no more than 3 books in the last 2 years
E = energy
m = mass
c = uh.... umm.... conversion???
different kind of boredom tbh
fucking what do shapes have to do with it
I feel "assume" is more apt, given that you don't really know me, or how I act.
I only know it incidentally.
The energy contained in an object (E), is equivalent to the mass of the object (m) times the speed of light squared (C^2)
I have a hard time focusing when reading so I abandoned it.
where p is the momentum of the object.
What if it's already a square
it's a cube
b-but.... the universe reality is actually flat!
oh.... so the ( c 2 ) thing = squared?
ur a square
c2 is improperly written.
It should be c^2 or c²
I'll show you square dancing
We were cybering?
I feel like I know what to make of this reaction, but then again, I feel like I don't.
Even though they read the books, they use the knowledge to the same extent as if they didn't read the book at all but are just familiar with it, so you don't gotta feel bad.
it's so weird man, like i used to do all that AP science shit
but just lost track of all of it cause who fucking needs science or math
of course somehow i became a technician
and it's like all math all day
fuck my life
for me it's that it's always easier to watch something
if i don't have something to watch i will pick up a book
but it doesn't happen often
that's crazy yo
who even came up with that
for me that was like 3rd base
who fucking needs science or math
Scientists and mathematicians. :^)
I know how you feel though.
I usually read shit like Paprika if I do.
I don't have time to pour over someone's philosophy as if it's my own.
E = m (c²)
is a good way to write it?
since it looks more ...uh spaced and separated and components of a formula?
Go fuck yourself lloyd.
Is fine, but the brackets are unnecessary.
yeah it's more comical than anything
i should really figure out what i want to do with my life lol
you know what we can do tho?
I won't risk what I think is a very valid point, because I enjoy mocking people inbetween making valid points. used to think that was part of the game. turns out people can focus solely on that.
ever heard the expression that a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing? that it gets people intoxicated and emboldened for knowing something true, and that it takes more knowledge to sober them up?
I'm saying that as someone that has consumed a lot of knowledge, there is this problem of knowing what is the right stuff to learn. When you look at history, you wonder how many centuries it took for people to realize how much of Aristotle was wrong, and how could they have realized and rectified sooner? Part of Galileo's problem was apparently having to convince an intellectual elite that revered and respected a name. But the fact Galileo won based on the weight of his idea alone, goes to show how powerful something true and descriptive can be, over thousands of descriptions.
You're not an idiot for knowing these things, but you might be an idiot if that's all you know. And the sooner you realize that there are billions of lives, and billions of ideas, that you may want to learn the most valuable ones, and that may just mean taking a scientist's equations without knowing how they took their tea.
Why the heck are you reading Einstein's life story? Why?
You mean besides shitpost on Holla Forums?
the brackets separate it from the two values of the formula
because squaring is not a value?
just a method of coming to another value?
hurr durr kant
yeah i know i like to do that
if only there were some way to monetize this
for more than 5 dollar footlongs
Hopefully you're not chubbing on me.
That's gonna make this weird since I recently decided to be asexually agender.
What a mastermind.
I never knew Paprika was a novel
I feel like it'd be verbose, was it?
Also when you use "pour" in that sense it's actually "pore"
I just wanna be friends
i'm starting to think i might be asexual tbh
i like have completely lost any desire to have sex
i mean like i would totally bang if it were there
but any effort? fuck that noise
It did well to paint a picture. I'd recomend it.
And I'll ignore that last part because you know that shit irks me.
ever heard the expression that a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing? that it gets people intoxicated and emboldened for knowing something true
Is the irony of you saying this completely lost on you?
Descrates was a guy that said "I think, therefore I am". He wanted to find the first true thing that can be said about anything, and concluded that being able to think means that he exists. At the very least, this is true. He also said a lot of very wrong things that got built into massive theories of reality.
Einstein was a scientist that did a few thought experiments to understand how the universe actually works, and every piece of science since relies on it. Energy is mass, moving things have more mass even if they are made of the same stuff. This factors into how time is perceived from a point in time and space etc. of all the things he said though, the fact he was an office clerk might be the most pointless.
DONT ENCOURAGE HIM LIKE THIS
yeah, gravitational distortions create dents in the fabric of space and time, creating gravity!
our universe is a thin fabric!
i'm thinking method to bend the fabric into bubble pockets, to wormhole to anywhere in the universe instantly, no travel time.
by bending the universe fabric into a bubble!
How the fuck did you get out of high school without even knowing order of operations? It's literally third grad math.
I try to be cautious.
kanra is seriously the type of person that will end up killing himself in his late 20s
jeez tp wtf
But I wasn't berating you. It was just like "hey, just so you know"
Have you tried the Tinder and the like?
Do you like boys more? Or girls
lol wasn't that the plot of event horizon?
i'm starting to think i might be asexual tbh
This reminds me of Die Like a Rockstar by Danny Brown
sorry bro i'll chill
the scarey black hole engine that leads into the horror dimension?
and they all go crazy and blood everywhere
no i haven't
as i said
echo please don't shame my lack of sexual preferences
it's really wild how many lose it around then
i think they explained it by like folding a piece of paper or sheet or something
that move really fucked with my head the first time
sam neel goes cray
if someone says something about their internal self
and you say it back to them
is that psychoanalysis?
Why is it so fucking easy to get a driver's license
Because it's a necessity in America?
Because driving a car isn't fucking hard ? ? ? ? ? ?
no but you're probably being a dick by repeating their dirt
got me man
honestly blacks and mexicans shouldn't be able to drive
and i don't even consider myself racist
they are just horrible drivers
It's the cocaina.
Since you're opening up the floor, ohmigosh I'm so nervous
I just wanted to take this opportunity to call you cute
And also inquire as to why you and Loco always seem to have about the same conversation and neither of you seem to walk away from it learning or gaining anything?
Is that his fault, yours, or both?
Congratulations on getting your license.
If you got together with your ideal woman, would you still throw her away?
I would NEVER betray someone personally.
if they say it publicly and repeatedly tho
just you need to build a space time folder
and you can go anywhere & anytime in the universe!
They never have fucking insurance so you feel obligated to call the cops on them for driving without it when they hit you.
I know who they were and what they said, Kanra.
I took HS classes.
I know, but it still irks me.
yeah you figure you add some level of manic depression with copious amounts of drugs
non-stars don't kys until a bit later
oh yeah i donno
armchair psychologist is a quality meme tho
do you think we'll even get past mars in our lifetime?
saturn would be kinda dope
always kinda had a huge boner for jupiter
i have been so fucking on edge since i got my new ride
even though i never did, if some wetback hit my old volvo i would not have cared
now i am overly conscious how fucking bad they are at driving
and hella dangerous
hiya mr wafflez i've been reading all your posts and omigosh ty.
I don't tell people they're too stupid to understand things.
I ask myself if I understand it, and how do I know I understand it, and how can I convey that understanding? most people get hung up on the delivery, like omg why is this person explaining something to me after I called them an idiot. it's tiresome. but I never say they're too retarded to get it.
when they say I don't understand something, I try to put their ideas in my own words in such a way that they'd agree that I got what they were saying. I AM VERY BAD AT STRATEGIZING THESE THINGS BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY KEEP NOT WORKING. starting to think people's brains just skip over things. they just look for what they want to see.
in the case of Loco, I want to really make sure he's lazy and stupid before I give up.
otherwise he might be someone I could someday learn from that I just gave up on because impatient.
Because Einstein since he was a teenager was deeply anational and into cultural relativism. that's a funny coincidence for the guy who worked out relativity.
Same shit with Bohr. Complementarity is the basis of quantum physics, and it's the basis of his politics.
you don't know this shit because you're soooooo above reading books. There's human truths everywhere, and you don't know what you don't know. maybe you've been looking for the wrong truths all your life. how would you know if you don't fucking look?
but this is just you rationalising. throw up another textwall please.
(Poster named) Why, are you still here?
I did that a few times in highschool though to girls who were actually pretty cool
I want to really make sure he's lazy and stupid before I give up.
you are literally trying to argue that you don't have to read big books because they're boring
just to suffer
really? I know maybe less than 1% of what they said, and I wouldn't say I understood them, just a couple of their most famous. good for you squish. if you remember what you learned in HS, maybe develop on that understanding. What part of their ideas did you take interest in particularly?
why is not here i do not think
None of them.
They do not interest me as they don't lie in my fields of interest.
with my revolutionary buble all of humans will ignore that ancient speed of light limits.
people wil live and die on mars.
but we'll only do saturn and jupitar's moons
@kyle does kanra ever cam up with the furbags?
those are some wild dreams luka
i don't think we'll get a person on mars in our lifetime
I guess but holy shit the standards are low
You would think, but the public consistently reminds me otherwise every time I have to drive on a freeway
It's pretty fucking despicable
Teenage girls too
Just put the fucking phone down
Had it for years, just don't have a car and rarely drive. When I do I'm reminded of how terrible people are
dude we should really start working on that space elevator
now that is a novel idea
they almost call it teleportation
Space elevator idea is old as fuck
Would be great, but it needs unobtanium
Or maybe the nanotube meme will pull through, but not yet
I don't know. I don't even talk to most of the furs anymore.
Do you rather be wrong? I know there's been a history of people (especially me) making fun of you for misspellings, but I'm not that guy anymore! Rather, I thought to myself, "ill let him know so that the next time he uses 'pore' some other asshole won't make fun of him"
Most stars are really unhappy, too.
I don't think that it's your delivery but rather you have a reputation that precedes you for being a "know it all psychoanalyzing asshole" so people kind of turn off when the words come out of your mouth. Consider when you were Leon. I imagine people were a lot more receptive to your points and you reached a lot more individuals if you ever endeavored to speak on something. Sadly, Kanra just doesn't get that same mileage. You should make another persona and enlighten people through that guy.
There's no reason you and Loco can't learn from each other now, even if you were both stupid. But I think you are both like, extremely stubborn and, (probably) autistic when it comes to communicating with one another. Well, Loco seems to always want to be right no matter who he's speaking to, so, so it goes.
What's your ideal girl like?
Everyone is a bad driver but me!
You're probably a bad driver if you have this mentality.
it's half two in the fucking morning I have work tomorrow
I was being ironic when i said give me another textwall.
yeah i feel like the driving age should be AT LEAST 18
a lot of it has to do with fucking women being emancipated during world war 2 and joining the workforce
so kids became more independent
but yeah 100 percent of my moving violations were when i was 15-16
i hope so
maybe we could meet one day on mars and watch seinfeld reruns on some crazy tablet that hasn't even been invented yet
probably like brain implants where we can just see the show in our head
like that fucking wild show on netflix black mirror
i would imagine that's a little too risque for your tolerance
in theory the tech is there
the cost would be ASTRONOMICAL
Lloyd will you shut the fuck up. you don't know me even a fucking fraction. just because your stupid ass is stupid.
What makes you such a good driver?
When has anyone in their lives ever seen Kanra back down? Oh, but you e-fucked him, so.
I'll be terse.
Cultural relativism may indicate an openness to experience and ideas, and liberalism is correlated with intelligence (IQ scores), and it is considered a reliable and measurable personality factor, in that it's genetic and twins raised apart are likely to share a similar general openness to experience and ideas, and IQs.
That's the best way I can tie those things together, the "ability to manage multiple things similtaneously" is good for science and liberal ideas. But that's so goddam flimsy in that there are millions of high IQ liberals that haven't landed on "general relativity" level discoveries. So you're right, it's probably just a funny coincidence than it is a straight line from one to the other.
Same with Bohr. "Vague personality features found in people with highish IQs" does not make the particular scientists and discoveries they did. BUT THAT'S LITERALLY THE SHALLOW LEVEL OF CONNECTION YOU'RE MAKING.
not against reading books. but maybe read more books. and better books.
if all you've read are theories on how artists vaguely produce creations that sorta match their personalities and upbringings, you'd LOVE Freud and Jung.
this is just you rationalising
What you're doing is rationalizing. Rationalizing isn't bad, I KANRA SAYING THAT RATIONALIZING AND READING AINT BAD, but makke sure it's the right ones.
have you even ever cammed with kanra?
the sad clown
well think about it
to want to be in that limelight
you already have to have a screw loose
Loco and Kanra rub dicks hard enough to start a fire.
Why do you put me through this
But I want to know you... *latches your pinkie with mine*
Tell me everything I need to know, lover. I won't falter from your embrace.
Back off. She is mine.
I don't think it's even them being bad that's frustrating
More just a blatant disregard for laws/manners
The whole running a red light thing is just inexcusable in my mind
Bad drivers don't make me upset, just kinda scared I guess
Might help. And is the tech there? I thought no material could hold its own weight up.
Mainly I don't use my phone at the same time
if people were more receptive to my ideas when I was being friendly and super nice, then they're the sorts of people that evaluate the value of ideas based on feels. And that ain't right, and it's something I personally have to fight within myself.
I'll bring up something he doesn't know anything about, and I fear he'll just pretend it doesn't exist, rather than try to make sense of it, or ask questions.
Then after ignoring my point because he doesn't understand it, he'll say I'm wrong and stupid and pretend my point was something retarded like "KANRA HATES READING BOOKS".
I physically can't read that.
maybe the tech isn't there
i was so high when i watched that space elevator doc
Hello, drunk passerby.
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not bad tbh cause like no one except you reads his shit
You know what? fine.
Loco, get some sleep.
If you're going to be half-assed at making points and you're just going to misrepresent mine, textwalls won't solve that.
Sure as sugar won't try to better yourself smartwise for someone you've decided only ever says bullshit (even if the bullshit impression comes from your inability to follow what he's saying).
Are we doing impressions?
I want to do Loco.
"I want to do Sabrina."
The idea is super old, but solid
But the cable would be huge and therefore heavy as fuck
So heavy we don't have anything that can hold itself up for that large a distance
To my knowledge at least
i was wondering about you last week
right... yeah like they have new lighter shit but not strong enough yet
i think they said within like 20 years it would be plausible
but like everyone says that about everything
"I'm gonna seduce mommy"
"let me use your leg to masturbate against like a dog"
I'mma guess scene/goth girls.
That's very much the vibe you give me
I'm pretty sure everyone wants to be in the limelight from time to time.
This is all just a goof, anyway.
I actually rarely see people use their phones while driving. At least not to the point where they drive like assholes because of it.
but emotions are going to play a huge part in how someone receives a message. If you come off like an asshole while trying to talk about world peace, people won't like that. And that's your fault, not theirs. Of course, I don't think you come off like an asshole now, but I've seen you do it, and because of that, people hate when you talk to them. Can you fault them for that?
The answer is no I'm answering for you.
I fear you two are probably doomed to repeat this dance up until one of you gives in and gets nutted on. Maybe you'll be able to talk after that.
oh yeah I'll just go back to my popper and my solzhenitsyn and like not intellectually betttering myself
because clearly the way to become smarter is to read your nonsense
Are you talking shit about dogs?
haha ur to dumb to understand my points and thats the only reason u disagree
You are still trying to suck your own dick so hard and completely failing to.
leave mommy out of this you godless fucks
Lack of interest.
For your sake, it better be.
oh for sure
to somehow feel more important than other people
to make their meaningless existence fake mean something
most people kinda feel the urge
few follow through
to loco's credit
everyone wants to bone sabrina
just him and scoots are a lot more pervy about it
you're in denial about the content of my posts
you enjoy reading your difficult tomes, and go on pretending I don't admire such things.
might as well pretend I hate knowledge in general.
god forbid Kanra ever says something intelligent you haven't considered.
deny the possibility, wallow in ignorance.
don't blame you
and you probably don't even do that many drugs or drink
there's really no point
good to see you irregardless
you literally said
You gave up reading dostoyevsky because he was boring, and that you don't admire my dusty tomes.
equate that with you admiring them. please.
Yeah, like electric cars
I'm probably suffering from severe something bias (whatever the one where something is easier to see than nothing is called)
Or maybe it's actually better places that are not here
Neither of you will convince the other to change their mind because you're so hell bent on convincing the other that either they are stupid or you are smart that it's a revolving door at this point.
I guess so.
They would probably like a lot of the same things as me sooo
in the end, Loco will be the stupider one, not for having read hard books, but by using biographies and made up canon's as guidelines for truth.
ooh, read Bertrand Russell. pretty sure some underlying basic logic is the only thing that'll break your romantic delusion of the weight you place on individual lives of scientists.
Shut your mouth you mediocre knotgobbler.
electric cars are here bro
self-driving cars will never work
there are too many stupid human intangibles to calculate
just like there will never be AI
bertrand russel wrote the authoritative collection of biographies on western philosophers.
they should really both be banned tbh
they do these things to irritate everyone else
Please don't set your violence upon this one, I abhor your displeasure most truly, sir!
In todays age anyone can have their own limelight thanks to social media and youtube as long as they're interesting.
And most people are interesting.
Let's get some now.
i don't wanna watch seinfeild anymore
not even fraiser
Professional knot gobbler.
Thank you very much.
I bet they're really in the same room using VPNs for this while tugging on each other's wieners.
dogs ARE dumb. gomen.
so the solution is to win their positive emotions before I can tell them anything true? recent years have taught me just how important impressions are, and how it's quite normal to undervalue words, no matter how true, just because you don't like a person or how they say something. I need to be the one to adapt. You're right.
i want them!
They went extinct.
Every now and then, something funny like this happens.
I abhor your comma splices.
electric cars exist but are totally shit and would never exist if there weren't enormous government subsidies
as for AI, that's possible
I kinda hope there will be AI and we can hit singularity soonish
but who knows
Yeah, that's the one
we're literally the same person.
And you're not wrong about the wiener.
that sounds cool. I knew that, but had forgotten.
what I have read parts of is his Principa Mathematica, and it's so goddam useful in knowing how we know. the very fundamentals of how and why we say something is true, and when. pretty sure it'd make reading any book on philosophy a far richer experience.
When you think about is, Pounds Per Square Inch sounds kind of like a measurement of sexual activity, doesn't it?
tfw you're 0psi
that's a really optimistic outlook lloyd
and i'm tempted to agree
i find myself being entertained by the simplist things sometimes
i've been watching old howard stern clips lately for some reason
it's so wrong sometimes but i haven't laughed that hard in awhile
he was good shit
i was never really THAT into frasier
i kinda just watched it because it was on
you say that jokingly
oh wow, it's like you think i don't have and wittgenstein's one in my amazon basket.
I know I'm right. You've gotta be a bit more soft, babydoll. So, when can we expect this new persona that's gonna win people over and allow you to bestow knowledge upon them? More importantly, is he/she/they going send me nude pictures?
Come and get them, duuuuh!
I'm subscribed to this goth girl on youtube that does ASMR. There's a few good ones left.
And so, the ire begins; and now begins the winter of my discontent. Whoa is me.
And I didn't even do know fancy book teachin' to know that one!
oh wait are you drinking?
dude you're an idiot
AI will never exist
you can't recreate consciousness
no one even knows what or where that is you fucking
What is he all about? I've never had the pleasure.
What is this you are doing?
Yes. All of us from the IRC are getting so shitfaced right now.
There have literally already been AI?
Remember, the teen AI girl who became suicidally depressed?
♥ *snuggles* yum~
if I have to be nice to Loco in order for him to understand what I'm saying, he's not the caliber of honest and perceptive I'm interested in discussing things with.
it might not pack the same punch as a good sounding, interesting idea that seems to describe some cultural trend or movement of people, but don't underestimate how useful it is in learning things for yourself. sorry if that sounds condescending, but I don't trust how you decide what's rational.
Keeping your attention for like maybe 3 more posts.
Everything else is up to the wind.
What is this, 2015?
I think she seems to be better?
oblique insults are still insults.
bring in the cuddles, kanra.
You do not need to resort to that to hold my attention.
you can if you go full meme mode and simulate an entire brain
p bad year, not gonna lie.
Youtube isn't real people though
you never got into stern?
i would recommend watching his movie private parts
but like he was so wrong
like he had retarded people as regulars
like wendy the retard
high pitch eric
tbh most of his show was retarded regulars
and like robin laughed alot
but then you had artie lang and his thing
do you really irc?
seems so covert
can i join?
i liked the grandpa and the dog the best
but i think that was kinda the common sentiment
the grandpa actually went to my highschool
<not down with one-d
It's actually tempting to download Line and chat her up.
Loco. I'm still hurt from your words.
I'm done with new personas. or at least that's what I'd want you to think if I were designing a new one. maybe I'm hot. maybe I'm an uggo. shouldn't matter. I could stand to be nicer. but to good people. interesting is sometimes better than niceness.
get some rest. if you got some idea you want me to consider properly, summarize it and tell me now. we'll have something less chaotic to discuss later.
How much do you flirt with Rinna on Line?
I submitted your request to the group. The answer was a decided negative.
well i'm still hurt from your worms.
I might be taking these dog jokes too far.
what is that
hi wishy (emma)
who is in the group
I got dewormed though.
I don't know enough kanji to do it reliably...
I was actually talking about Darwin...
Hi tho TP
All I'm saying is it's better to be expansive than exclusive. I'm not saying anything is bad, I'm saying it's all good.
So few of my friends still post now.
Alex, Howie, Brian, Kevin, and Nick.
I don't find you attractive now.
Are you eating the chopsticks?
You engaged me in the middle of the goof so that's just how it happened.
My favorite year was probably 2011.
I'm inclined to agree, but I still like youtube.
I'm only 21; I'm pretty sure he peaked before I would have been likely to get interested in him.
Well, that being said, here's my suggestion:
For the new persona, make it a shy boy, and later reveal that he wants to be a girl. Then never bring up this facet in conversation ever again. Now you've got an air of mystery, and you've attracted about 75% of the people here. We on top now, babyeee
Oh, hi, Mistress.
will address that at a later date then.
Whats the point in listening to ASMR ?
i am aware that sounds pretentious nobody needs to point it out
No stop, that's weird.
shy bois are a dimadozen.
i'm a top now.
only the food with the chopsticks!
I exist, basically.
Yes, s—well, now I have no clue how to proceed.
does this have to do with me being a bottom
he will never like you as much as you like him
and you will never like me as much as i like you
so it sort of works out
oh shit man i didn't even know shit like this exists cause like when i need to call someone i like pick up the phone
you've been forced to dramatically bump me higher on your friend tier
you guys have your gay irc thing
yeah for some reason there's been a resurgence of vintage clips being uploaded
are you kinda pumped for black panther?
They didn't stop existing, you tard.
Sit back down #73.
PFF PRESUME MUCH?
Believe when I say they want it that way.
It's supposed to like release some chemicals in your brain or some shit that make you feel like stupid relaxed or tingly or whatever because the sounds are intimate and resonate with you. That's like if you're really into it. Me I don't really get that deep but it can be relaxing. Or cute. Or both.
No you're not. That's a good try though.
Can you actually use them?
Wait... So do I! I wonder what else we have in common...
He paid someone to do them.
We are both perverts.
substance abuse works for that too
You just like feet. That's extremely common today.
I however, am reformed.
yes but ASMR doesn't have withdrawal symptoms, is not expensive, and while you still feel shame afterwards, it's a bit less than abusing substances.
Were you about to say yes sir?
I dunno, I like him about as much as he likes little boys.
This bot is shit.
ok sir :(
it's cool man
it would take me like half a night to even irc
it looks pretty wild in that
mostly black people
maybe even black people will see it
my dad tried to get me into skype cause he's always in greece in the summer
i'm perfectly ok with email lol
or he can use his satellite phone to call me if he wants
I still use email...
Well I am burning my money right now.
Still won't do asrm though
doesn't seem like its for me
so much that i've been using it in lieu of texting lately
it's more of a chill no rush shout out
no as in
I like owning things, and trying to have more, more than wanting to feel owned. Maybe it's the testosterone finally kicking in because exercise. But it feels good to have, and bottoms are passive? idk. don't think I could respect anyone enough to consider themselves dominant over me. more people that I feel dominant about, or as challenges. idk.
it's not about you.
psh ur face
That is a very unfortunate outcome.
I considered it, but I am one of the few who who does not go for the you-are-a-boy meme, so I refrained. I cannot afford not being special.
As long as you love me.
Are you abusing substances?
You could always try it. No loss to you.
Bring your face to me.
I feel good about letting myself be had. my day to day is filled with too many instances where i have to be mean and assertive. and it's good to let out the other side by being tied up and having my throat fucked.
@kanra are you inside darbears secret super exclusive irc group?
do you even love me?
I know. But my decadence was sinful and disrupted my peace of mind. Now the world is quiet again.
He is too larger than life for us.
I think I'll pass on that.
I am, it's great
As you like it, sire.
i hate you now.
like I'd have to make myself smaller of a person, psychologically, to be a sub. would have to force it.
gotta teach me how to do that thing where you make someone feel weak for a second.
I'm in it for the emotional trips that life is made of. not roles.
i caught it like a half second too late
we're in the same vicinity, but never the same set
being throatfucked is a trip.
All I ask is for a chance to prove that I love you.
Sounds pretty boring.
That's a hands-on lesson.
I almost got a kiss out of her...
But I am a boy though...
I never seriously disputed that, so I cannot have been wrong.
Perhaps. But the excitement is fleeting and unfulfilling, so just as well. What makes you excited?
what does that even mean lol
speaking of sets you watching wimbledon?
goodnight kanra. i'll be thinking of you.
fucking is more of a trip.
throatfucking seems like masturbating with someone's head. you're using them to get off, not because their skull is special. maybe not feeling special is a turn on for some people. "thank you for the use of your mouth" you don't get to feel bad after if I end up thinking it was just a fap.
i've had sushi before yeah
you're toxic, child~
loco has always been lil' kanra
whether or not it is orchestrated depends on the day
Speaking of boys, I wonder if TP will figure out that I have been replying to him with Backstreet Boys lyrics.
Why the hate though
Can you give me a good movie to watch
A weird thing to be called for sure.
it's pretty smart actually
if you look at the white guilt noms
have you seen the emmy noms?
i mean no
atlanta is dope though and should and will win
i lost my train of thought
replying to him with Backstreet Boys lyrics
hm. nah, you're just triggering existing neuronal pathways.
Wait, what even？
all that old last year #blm movement nonsense
work on those quads tho