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Why ?

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Local is still my favorite furry even though I haven't seen him in so long.

Luka, no.


He joined the Navy, so now he's gone a lot. Is sad.

meow

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He did that YEARS ago though

But it's only been like... two years.
I think.
I'm not good with time anymore.
Either way, he's not as fun as he used to be. But not by choice.

Pretty sure it was like 4 years ago

nanny

No. There's no way it's been that long. The list of bands and music he gave me before he left for basic is dated May of 2015.

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lolwat

I simply don't know.

Indeed.


One might ask, 'what are birds'? What are birds? We just don't know.

I'm more interested in what frogs are.

Frogs are gay.

no they aren't

How do YOU know?

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I just know.

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But how?

is it dying or just retarded

CNN told me that the green frog is a symbol of hate and only likes straight white christian males.

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Just seal things.


Totally. That's why a buncha commies decided to print 5'x5' images of a frog in SS clothing and shoot at it in the desert put to shitty music.
Peterson explains it better.

116%

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8 inches of shaft in his hand

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Are you a white supremacist?

The bitch was all like "you got it daddy, I like callin you daddy"

bruh

No, I just hate spics and niggers.
I'm goin' to bed. See ya next time.

lol

She sounds pretty weird.

something seems wrong with her


bye

shes getting that dick thats whats up with her

You have two minutes to name someone more autistic
I'll wait

there was a pubic hair in my cornflakes

god I hope it was mine

Did you eat it???

Yan.


She seems like shes on drugs or just really fucking stupid.

Yes hello

no. I'm trying to cut back on protein.

hi loco
bye loco

Drat, foiled again...

Oh never mind.

goodbye.

I'm not going to kiss you or anything.
DON'T ACT RELIEVED

I never said anything about that.

nice pic

:O

what are you talking about that is actual trash

you toe-sucking pedophile

It's in reference to their game of Double Memory, where she bet each of her finger and toe nails at 1 Million each.
She won on her first turn and wanted to play another game where they both bet their nails and made the other girl cry.

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You didn't have to.

suck my toes you pedophile

._. strange

Because it was never implied.

The one kissing her feet loves nails and collects them in lieu of currency from the gamblers that lose to her.

Oh please Ban I can read you like a brick of lead.

Nyan

OH SPEAK OF THE DEVIL~
Hi Ikt

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....at l-least the image looked lovey dovey at first ;~;

but now it just a creepy anime :(

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Good Megumin doujins.

Bad Megumin doujins.

it's almost 7am and i don't even want to go to bed

Talk about your problems and then post lewd pictures of yourself instead.

eh that's what i usually do, isn't it?

Which is why I said to do it instead of sleeping.

I want to EXPLOSION inside Megumin.

explosion in me bb

youtube.com/watch?v=e_S9VvJM1PI

youtube.com/watch?v=vc-b-t6RCvc

Don't worry I have more

Calm down, I'll post more later.

Swag swag swag

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Sup peeps?

Sell it for drugs.

I think over half my Warriors in Pokemon Conquest have their perfect link Pokemon.

Now to just train them up so fucking TADAKATSU stops fucking RIDING THE BORDER AND PISSING ME OFF.

I'm giving it to a friend of mine its a long dream of his
Can impress his whore too
I'd rather stay home and get drunk alone
Besides, there is also a long reception with the elite of the city after, can't send random people there in my stead. I'd give one to you too but I guess you won't travel for it

I can hardly afford to go anywhere right now. My new job has yet to kick in really and I need to find a second one.

That fresh new job smell tho ^^

Gee I thought I'm living in a shithole

It's going to be part time on both. I'd kill for a 60 hour work week at a decent pay, but hard to juggle so many jobs.

Why not just get one then? Simple jobs at a multinational company should be ez to get fer starters

That's not a long dream of mine..

Oh shit you really did move

I've only ever done factory work and they don't do double shifts most of the time. So most I'd get is around 48 and I really want to not do factories anymore. And everything else around here is part time gigs.

Did you think I was making shit up

That 1h 15 min commute a way though.

Why would you even want to work 60 hours a day thats insane
Also some factory works can be decent, specially storage stuff. Part time bosses tend to be bloody assholes


I can never be sure with this place : ^)

Jack. There are only 24 hours in a day.
But mostly because I hate just sitting around. I need money so I can get my life back together.

The boss at the place I work is pretty cool at least. Plus people bring dogs in the store a lot so I get to pet them.

It's not permanent.
I think

I mean a week
Poor fools not even aware of what they are doing
Well, if you are cool with it and you earn enough its good I guess. Got any papers? Like, profession wise


I'd settle for a permanent life in ireland
Got a job yet?

Nah. I don't really have any certifications.
I'm not able to operate a fork lift in the store, but I'd have to become certified to get papers for it. But a fork lift cert can get you a shit ton of good jobs.

Do they let you fuck them too

I'm now able to*

I know, I have one. Can get you cozy jobs and if you have brains to it you can quickly get a shift leader position in any big storage. Practice on that shit a bit and finish the papers for it I say
How much for it in merrica?

No idea. I'm told my boss might be able to get me in the class through the company though.

It's pretty meh tbh.
UK's nicer.

Yeah.

Do that, worth it either way. Just be careful not to write a loyalty contract for like half a decade in exchange


But that place is full of niggers and muslims plus brits became cucks
Do you even feel safe at night going out in britain
What job ya got?

I probably shouldn't considering how much I move.

moov dis, bich.

u 2 fat

What? you think this one isn't?
Plus Southampton was pretty chill.

yo mada so fet. wen shi jum fo joi shi go stuk.

Someone help.
Clock is having a stroke.

You gotta settle at least until you get a profession paper tho


The irish got cucked too? Bloody shame on them, no hope for the west. You need to earn monies quick and head back to eastern EU where its safe and warm.


Gotta go now bai bai

It think enough is enough i should sleep.

and that was a bad attempt at typing in an asian accent. you racist.

Wouldn't count on that.

YOU RAT BASTARD

can someone explain chris pratt to me.

e-hentai.org/s/adbf521bbd/1045523-1
Good lord, my sides hurt.

Chris Pratt, The Poor Man's Scootalooo

vibrators are way over-rated

Weren't you literally the only person rating it at all?

because this thread is the only thing that exists in the entire internet clearly

I'm pretty sure that against all sense people do, in fact, say things that aren't true on the internet.

Shocking, I know.

Nothing tops Real Cockâ„¢.

Not me, though.
Lying is way too much effort for basically no long-term reward.

you probably aren't using it right.

I mean we sortof had an agreement but he still stopped and UGH GOD DAMNIT

next time I met him he was a complete fucking creeper though and didn't get the message that I wasn't in the mood

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You're supposed to push it up and into your prostate so it massages it.

Elbow-deep

Cool story Swedish, keep going on about what a fail trap you are.

into as in like against

Not inside. don't put things inside your prostate.

what do you think I meant by put it in pooper, I know what target I was supposed to hit and it just felt... meh

I put cummies inside my prostate and it became a womb.
I'm pregnant now.

i guess god doesn't want you to feel good, then.

certainly knew that already

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elbow deep

Probably because you are full of hormones made to make your man giblets less functional.

Wrist deep in Pepper.

oh well, all I need at this point is cuddles and lovings

S-same...

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*pat*

A desire for cuddles, and unconditional lovings is why I want children.

I desire enough Scotch and/or a lesser Whiskey to kill me dead.

lol giblets

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Do knot do this.

Knot me.

No, my dude.

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I don't know.
I have a pretty large toy. Wouldn't be to much more to get that big.

I need a holiday.

Squash, stop being such a knot-y boy.

~UUUUGHHHHH~

Scoot, is this your kind of girl?

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*tap*

I can't believe you guys.

I would take a gril like that on Mr Bones' Wild Ride.

That girl is thr dream. I initially thought from the front page it was Nichijou

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brb free helicopter rides

summer colds are the worst

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does that work good?

if it works it works

Use it to play osu

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Erin your VC has reached critical capacity

why are you trying to ram more people in

I can draw the runes in this stupidsilly game way far easier than with a mouse.


I was like "I wanna play Lost Magic but I lost my copy."
And drawing with a mouse is a pain, idk how people do it.


Teach my body.

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hey you own the game too
so its totally legal

Time to be an autist in discord

is it one with a screen or do you just assume the relativity of where you are drawing?

It's basically hand-eye co-ordination.

Since I'm playing such a familiar game, and it uses fairly simple shapes for the runes, it's not really hard to co-ordinate it.

2lewd4me

I rescind my offer

It occurs to me that it doesn't show you the runes when I have one locked, if I don't have dual-rune magic. :/

Hey subtle's mine

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

What

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GOOD NOON LUKA

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meow

i juust woke up

are you taking a bath or something?

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nope

are you comfy

cute

Trump is old and fat. Trudeau is young and physically in shape. Policies aside, Trudeau would beat up the grandpa.

"If you kill your enemies they win" Trudeau couldn't hit shit probably tho

Back from the pool, bitches. Anything good going on here?

yeah!


are u sleepy?

No

Yeah
ive been workahol
how u?

bored ;~;

19 days you said until they give you new 48 hour passes you said?

Trumpdeau

kind of hot?

hey how about you go die

Trump would be the catcher and just yell out Putin's name the entire time.

;~;

loco's bullying me again! (as usual.... ugh *eyeroll*)

how u do dat? my chair makes my back hurt unless i sit like some military soldier with ptsd

trumputindeau?

It would make for a cute webcomic. imagine the conflict between putin and trudeau. but their love for their orange bumbkin brings them together.

Ugh *eyeroll*

i sit on my bed
with all my pillow and blankets
im always shifting into comfortable positions

Test's eyerolling again (as usual.... ugh *eyeroll*)

rip summer makes all the pillow and blankets hot faster

at least it's cold today!

um like, 16 days niow?

*hugs*

95F in my room ;~;

make it colder

luka a coot

Why do you not have an A/C?

why do you have an a/c

scoots a freindly pal~

turns out going from living the neet life for years to standing on your feet for 8 hours at a time is kinda uncomfortable

Because it's 95 degrees F/35 degrees C outside.

these stories serve as a strong reminder for why you should never let yourself get too shit

room is ventilated

Ventilation isn't making it not 95 degrees now is it?

Get an A/C, you island nigger.

uni was a mistake tbh

I can be a good person ovo

Kanra my wrist hurts. Make it better.

*pets*
you are!
^_^

what will you do next?

Comfy post for a while before bed, my friend will be leaving soon so I will hop into le chat and see whats poppin

uni is what you make of it


did you cut yourself?

Sit in fridg

No I strained myself fingering myself.

I'm comfy too!
i'mma prolly wander out for a little errand then come home and cook up yummy stuff for the evening.

that's way less cooler also probably not true

should have said you were cutting

could have boarded an emotional rollercoaster together

Whats on the menu?

It's probably from drawing.

fries
an eggs
an hotdogs!

Good choice, i like em all

I think maybe I'm done talking about self harm with people on anime messageboard.

brb

damn son u makin me hungry

what humanities are you learning these days? why theology?

Why are you stalking me.

didnt you post that on a public imageboard

should I lie and say it's for some special reason?

It's for the shrine in his closet.
It's just a mannequin head with a piece of discarded gum of yours stuck to it as the mole.

all I can think is how that'd be a waste of space and gum

so...

yes.

then it's for some special reason. haven't quite figured out whether to treat you with disdain, disappointment or disgust.

disdain seems to have faded for the time being,
I don't know enough to go with disappoitment,
and disgust would say more about me than you, it also means risking being wrong.

so I'm easing off on making any judgements, and asking you a question seemed the next logical thing

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THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I'm sorry I treated you the way I did.

I'm an edgy lazy NEET and I don't deserve respect. But I'm going to earn it.

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Earn this dick.

creepy pic

AGENT HITLER

FBI

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Does that mean you have a spiraling duck penis?

scoots check out these clips

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lewd
>_

man
i didnt even

some of it was fair. some of it was retarded enough to ignore.
treating you as a pos would be the safer option here.

not once has trusting a smart person ever worked out for me, and you're like one of those poisonous frogs that telegraphs how toxic they are.

but I'm going to aribitrarily take you at your word today.
low risk, low investment, and potentially interesting.


this appeals to my baseline empathy for pretty much everyone here~

Who doesn't?

i said its ventilated because the ac would be useless in a ventilated environment stupid nigger

You can't just call people nigger

ikt shut up u nigger

but even then, I have this habit of being accidentally condescending to people I know are wrong about their feelings, and I can prove they're wrong, but it's my way of being compassionate, by telling them how they're wrong, since wouldn't they rather be right? they think they do, but they really don't.

kanra please kys

you believe in souls, right?

what to see if we can shatter that belief in the next half hour?

That's why you shut the doors/windows when the A/C is on.

well i cant because theres a huge section of the wall with little hole things in it and a window without glass

besides if i could have i would have just so i could spend all day fapping

okay so I'm going to make a list of things that people commonly attribute as properties of souls, you tell me what I've missed

~ you are your soul
~ it exists beyond anything physical
~ if you focus internally hard enough, you can feel your soul
~ the soul occasionally influences your actions
~ it has humanlike qualities ie. it feels, senses, thinks
~ it is tied to some intangible world that we cannot interact with, but that we glimpse from time to time through our emotions
~ everyone has a different soul that has different proprties unique to the individual

The fuck sort of ghetto place do you live in?

if you put a smidgeon of thought into it you can infer he's having renovations done

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you're so dense and/or illiterate you think I believe in souls
yet you can't possibly imagine a reality in which anything you say can possibly be wrong
just end yourself

You use plastic sheeting if there's a hole in roofing, walls, or windows during renovations.

did you see the doc?


you said it a few days ago. I was too taken aback by Gil misrepresenting my argument, and clarifying myself to someone else, that I didn't have enough stamina to pause and address your Stephen J. Gould interpretation on souls ie. the physical and metaphysical are independant. I may very well be wrong, but in order for you to be wrong, you only need look at this current reality.

You're both fucking annoying and both of you should kill yourself.

which

the potential psychostimulant one

in order for you to be wrong, you only need look at this current reality.

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So I need to kill myself before I can understand ?

Can do

no

You just have to tip your fedora hard enough and you can obtain enlightenment.

enlightenment isn't the right word tho
you need an 'endarkenment' or something

robolife is overrated anyhow.

Rolled 12 (1d12)Rolling for dick size.

Actually all I really need to do is type a lot of meaningless stuff that doesn't really mean anything and you just gotta make sure that no one knows it actually doesn't mean anything but the the thing is it actually doesn't mean anything but i sound smart at least then I act smug about it.

see smug picture

you really see me as a fedora tipper, because I'm unabashed in demonstrating that I know things.

when you learn something new Giru, do you question how cool you'll look talking about it?

are you anxious you might be seen as a fedora tipper, so you keep yourself safely dumb?

Is this image smug enough?

I didn't read what you said but at least you look smart.

But you don't know anything.
You don't demonstrate knowledge of anything.
You just proclaim you know things with superficial comments then speak in circular logic that just is some paper thin facade of self-validation.

There. The smug image really made the point. I now see the error in my ways.

don't engage with it
I forget not to occasionally
immediate regret

Now they don't stand a chance.

Dicks are nice.

Dustyny, you're pretty much just as bad as him.

when did u turn into a fag

A close second.

It being a smug image of the world's dumbest man really makes it down so many levels of irony.

no

Hes just talking about his own.


I never really watched that show,


ok

I believe you

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careful now. if you try too hard it might look like you give a fuck.

which you probably told yourself never to do, since caring about something openly leaves you vulnerable.

but yes. I do love validation. don't you like having the things you care about validated?

;~;

"I do love validation. don't you like having the things you care about validated?"

This is the only important part.

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this mem is great

he doesn't put himself out there. he's paralyzed by the fear he might be seen as uncool.

somehow this all ties into some phobia of brimmed headwear.

the [pet hammer]

o k


No one is gonna have a bigger one than him

The 90s were the best.

hmph

Early 2000 was better

those thighs are as thicc as her torso

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*snuggles*

Time to go on the internet and argue about whose shitty childhood cartoons were better.

Rolled 4 (1d12)Mine obviously.

Rolled 7 (1d12)not so fast

Rolled 11 (1d12)Numero uno por favor.

spongebob

fuck

My feet are covered in blood right now if anyone is into that.

Post them

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no

why is that image so cropped

You'll see these if its not.

I'm very fluent in anime

I'm more flutenter in amine

cause you're a weeb

Shut up! I'm not a weeb! Baka gaijin!

i bet you do that shit irl

Ban, who is that semen demon?

Nuh-uh!

anyone else notice how forums are dying in general?

I think its name is Tecchi.

more naked loli tits pls

be honest

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im starting to see a trend

seems like a stupid thing to try to generalize

I hide my power level :^)

And whats that ?

What from?

thy don't need a scanner to see it

good taste in loli

*Naked loli tits are amaaaaazing!

Pretty sure they are only in porn.

>says the one who thinks teaching me to play osu with a tablet is too lewd.

They know nothing

Pretty sure they are only in porn.

I figured.

You phrased it differently..

do you have any weeaboo stuff at your house

she looks like that one toho

Which sucks.

Some porn I guess

Who ?

I feel like this is libel.


Just like her, amirite? :^)

what

what porns yous gots

Yuuka

I guess you're not wrong.

Hentai doujins

of what

Sue me

this nigga knows

Seems worse in every way.

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Rolled 4 (1d12)Grim. Is this the only way I'll be making money?

why

this is the best method imo besides bossing
you could switch it up but thats upto you

my personal opinion

fuck this laggy site

lol what have you got him doing?

I didnt know you played osrs

hes doing b2p tabs
its ~700k/h profit and 30k xp/h magic

>>1783179
1783179
1783179

I don't but I played a lot before they made RS3 so I remember stuff
Weird how I know you mean bones to peaches without having even touched the game in years ^^

why

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who has the best anime tiddies

profit methods change a lot according to supply and demand but yeah dude

b2p is real popular in slayer and gwd so its high demand
always more demand than supply so its an amazin method, plus not everyone does the mage training arena grind to get it in the first place too

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Rolled 3 (1d12)Fuck the mage training by the way.

Something I'm really curious about, is botting still a thing?
When I played it was huge, only reason I ever got 99s

sorry bbut i was asking the expert


those aren't tiddies those are shiddies

My Nowi has eaten like 4 other Nowis.


She is the strongest.

When are you going to buy me FFXIV and power level me so I can play with you?

who's nowi

Shit nigga, you dumb as hell.

It's soooo expensive though

still smarter than you

I'll make sure to type up a blog post about how sad that makes me.

I can't wait to not read it

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in some places it is but if you report one its pretty much fucked

depends on where u go

and if u want me to be honest

they are essential to the game economy, keeping some consumables at a reasonable price allowing more players to achieve endgame content at a reasonable pace vs i fi t was bare

cause

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I'm gonna kill myself if Nah comes out and I can't pull her.

I fucked up

Oh really ?

I'm also fucked up

Are you ever not ?

when I first wake up

Wow

nice job


very cool

don't judge me faggot

Its literally I do.

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ha! retard

This is definitely not spam.

no problem

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ok

Living the dream.

I feel like it'd actually be really fucking shitty in practice
But the idea sounds nice

these responses are absolutely uninspiring

It was sarcasm.

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swallow lead please

I mean what would one actually do?
Fill captchas, rewrite code for bits that get defeated by countermeasures... and?
If it's low maintenance enough that could be nice. But then you might feel like shit or something because your job sucks.

Why do you make fun of Gil for looking like he smokes meth if you're pretty much on something 24/7 ?


Seems kinda fishy

I don't look like a methhead though and I haven';t really said anything like that in awhile besides when wish said something yesterday
I forgot he did meth tbh

do you actually think he does meth ?

thats fucked
hes been cursed with a fucked up body and hates the world cuz of it and yall niggas just gonna make fun of him more an aggravate the cycle

yea

no

karmas gonna git ya

"I forgot he did meth tbh"

Dated him once.

It was an awful experience for me.

it's pretty much a meme here that he does meth
not sure why you're taking this so seriously

Who knows what you actually believe.

I believe you're being a dumbass right now

Now you know how I feel all the time.

like a dumbass?

sure

s a v a g e

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SOCKS!

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he's making my balls itch

How ya doing, bud?

are you getting irl money for your runescape farming or is it for ingame purposes

imagine having the hiccoughs for fifteen years

Actually thats because you don't wash them.

I'll be selling gold for cash eventually.
1mil for $1.15.

I'm sane, working, and taking a summer class. As nuts as I seemed like I was here, I was far more nuts in real life and I'm somewhat lucky to be alive/not institutionalized/not in prison

wheres cupcake when you need him

what


I just took a shower tho

I think he killed himself because he got mad a t overwatch or something.

you'll want to put some ground basil on your nutsack it's a great herbal remedy

F

Stop posting pictures that I literally took.

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I guarantee you i have the cleanest balls ITT

post em

so you're making like $0.85 on the hour?

Rude.

yeah

no way

Why are you such a rude dude?

That's good. I have to go to bed.
Come by now and then.

it just works

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he's impotent

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Image for ants?

ur not giving me a lot to work with here

Thats as big as the image gets.

Can't even tell what it is.

dun dun dun


you didn't give me anything either

in an ideal world that would be true of everything

i gave you a gullstack

anyways i just wanted to come by and say that i miss you adorable degenerates

you gave me cancer

new thread.