Luka, why must you cry ?
Let me be alone in my dead thread.
Is it spam if i'm the only one in the thread ?
the world will never know
I didn't spam like 400 posts at least.
atleast im not a little girl
at least im not a faggot
I corrected my mistake.
You have faggot in your name.
thats the joke
:T thats not allowed
Oh my god !
No way !
You really ricked me good that time !
You're not allowed to think for yourself.
two jews walk into a bar...
Next part please
why is Lush popular?
all his shit is obviuous forced meme-tier shite
they burn it down for insurance money
who thinks for me? whats being thunk for me?
whoa, stop with all the antisemitism
go fuck yourself like this birb
but i cant fly
two jews walk into a bank...
WHY THE FUCK NOT?
idk how to answer that question i cant think for myself
Did you just google "jew joke" ?
You can fly. Trust me.
i had a dream where i was 14 again and some fucking insane hobo lanced me off my bike with a big fuck off machete, but i somehow survived that and managed to escape to a local pub where my parents were, who decided the best thing to do was take me knife shopping.
are you even allowed to look at knives in the UK
Even thinking about knives is enough for capital punishment.
when work finally calls me back to give me some fucking shifts i plan on buying myself a nice sword or two
Comfortably doing nothing productive. You?
Also I can't stop listening.
But Eurobeat is good...
good for you
There's nothing wrong with eurobeat.
I bet you listen to kenny chesney or some shit
wishing i had work, gonna call em up in a bit and see if theres a reason they havent had me on shifts yet.
god i wish that were me
ur 2 nekberd
p sure i was the second least retarded person in that group interview
basically yeah, it is a factory after all
Night of Fire vs Music for Hire?
Kill the Bourgies.
Armin is best trap.
armin isnt a trap tho
Youve not read ahead/seen the new series
i stopped watching after season 1, though i hear they got him fucked up pretty badly recently
I was just travelling through the country side when some asshole wearing a green tunic and screeching like a monkey caught me and stuck me in a bottle.
This is spoilers, I mean, if you are a fan you will be way ahead of this anyways but in the manga a bit further on Armin plays Historia(Christa's) decoy
and some older dude gets lecherous, and after he finds out he is a dude seems to accept he is a pervert after kek
anyway, off for now
see ya scoob
Cyclops tail trap?
Ur post in the lewd traps here!
im not seeing any lewd here
Puffy shota balls.
Traps are lewd!
Only the softest of feminine penises here.
I got a $50 donation!
for your mod?
great now shove that sharpie up your ass for $80
For wearing slutty clothes.
Yeah, of course! :3
80 bucks is 80 bucks
Will you buy me a 50$ Nendo?
I already spent it on used trap panties.
Refund them and I'll give you mine for the Nendo.
You could clean that up with the pantsu.
Is there a tag for normal sized breast?
im trying to lay off those two for a while so i get that feeling of self worthlessness the next time i fap to it
a weird part of me likes it
idk this meme
I can't get it up with anything but.
do u follow f1
Yeh but I missed last race :c
dont u hav to be like super smart to understand whats going on
No you see cars going fast and cars bumping and whoever gets to the finish line firstest winst.
do they bump a lot? seems to unsafe if youre going at like 200kph
2hu isn't an anime.
F1 cars are designed so that when they bump each other the driver is teleported temporarily into an alternate dimension. Since the 90s there've been a total of two deaths: Senna in '94 and Bianchi in 2014.
i know dis
lol thats what they get for hitting 88mph
Chiruno is a 2hu.
So who is chiruno, and what anime is she from?
2hu is cancerfu
A baka thats not from an animay
Hey Ioco shad made you a comic
If I saw that without your comment I would probably have thought immediately of Loco anyway. That is spooky.
yan buy me DS3
I know right?
I mean it has all the things I associate him with. It's just uncanny.
Yeah it's all cool tho
That's why I said those things I said
That would definitely explain why you said those things.
Yams btw you should watch this
okay but buy my DS3 first
I don't buy anyone anything unless I've seen their anus or they're close to my kokoro and make it go doki doki
My ass isn't that fat.
No but you wish it were
Have you seen my anus or am I close to your kokoro and make it go doki doki enough that you'll buy me a 50$ nendo?
It's okay Ioco.
You too can stuff your face with rich, dark chocolate cake.
That isn't chocolate.
Mommy says a flat tummy keeps me yummy. That's why I'm only allowed certain foods.
That and diabetes.
I recoiled in embarassment
who are you fucking people to judge me.
Someone who doesn't unironically use the word mommy to describe someone I have pseudo-intimate relationships with
we don't have any kind of relationship. She keeps telling me to stop calling her that in fact and being suggestive.
I just think it's funny and hot.
I deeply regret not setting my name to Shirai !Kuroko for that bit.
instant regret complimation
I can't be the only person who is totally baffled by Loco's fling with "mommy".
20:22 - (Mommy): you little shit you posted it again.
20:22 - (Mommy): i told you to fucking stop.
20:25 - (Mommy): don't fucking ignore me
No, you poor simple-minded fool. I'm referring to the woman he took to calling "mommy" and their past relationshit.
I wish my mommy would look at me like that...
Jk, sisters are far better, anyway.
A big sister fetish always made more sense to me than an Oedipus complex.
I actually really don't like older women.
It is always a possibility that, rather than confusion or curiosity, my reaction has been fueled by envy. Who that green-eyed beast might be gazing toward is anyone's guess, though.
A few years older does something for me but too far from my own age in either direction just kills my mojo.
Days like today I'm glad I hate the women in my immediate family.
I can see the appeal but it doesn't really do anything in particular for me.
I'm only attracted to 2d images of little girls.
How are you cancerous roaches today?
Women varying degrees older than you are the best, you fucking faggot.
That was a joke, anime is tragh.
You're going to attract Ui.
women are a joke
Loli = pedo
I see. This has opened my eyes to a whole new side of you.
I find your opinion to be highly objectionable.
Extra cancer today
implying there's anything wrong with fucking a few kids
Nurturing, tall, slightly meaty women who kiss your forehead or cheek and tell you you're pretty are objectively the best. Age doesn't matter much.
More than a few years younger than me actually ends up being a huge turn off too, for that matter.
Because I'm too stupid to understand the exact meaning and looking it up would take too much effort.
Women up to 15 years your senior are the best is all I'm saying.
I would definitely have let Quirky be the man and the big spoon and protect me from bullies like Tsuchi and you.
Quirky is underage and would never have got with you.
...I'm sorry but I couldn't go higher than 10, but I'll agree a woman 5 years my senior would almost always be sexier than one 5 years my junior.
Amy and loco are literal cancer.
Aw, you used the name I gave her.
A little less clear cut in the UK.
Okay you can have that one.
5-10 is the sweet spot. You can go up to 15 if they're amazing.
I only like women 15-25 years my junior.
I'm just trying to nail my role as front man in a Lost Prophets tribute band.
I like my women like I like my scotch.
12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Bitch you were making gross comments to me about her when she was 15. You're 24. It's pathetic.
So... aged 15 to -10?
It seems that we were in agreement after all.
Good talk, Tsuchi.
There was wipe today
I am definitely not a biased source on this either.
It's hardly my fault if my dick can't tell the difference of one year.
I don't know if you're grosser on the outside or the inside.
The number 1 leading cause of pedophilia in adults is sexy children.
0-10, come on now.
Jesus dude I toned it down when I found out her age. Contrary to the character I've been building since 2010 I do actually have morals.
It's not pedophilia if she's really over 200 years old !
Those fucking sexy children ruining lives for people all the damn time.
I'm just pretending to be a shithead
Never said that. I play it up because I'm a sperglord.
I was an innocent, upstanding normie once.
Then those damn sexy kids got to my dick.
I actually lol'd. Jesus, dude.
You know it~
Pedophiles should really be castrated and a penectomy.
That was my one good joke for the year.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I can get behind that. People who abuse kids - or even consider it - are more often than not beyond rehabilitation.
If pedophiles like little girls so much, then we should cut their dicks off and pump them full of hormones and make them be the little girls they like so much.
where precisely is the harm in simply being?
The image choice was literally perfect, too.
foot fetishists should be turned into feet
I can see the merits of this system.
Foot fetishists and loco should be gassed
I actually don't have any real issue with pedophiles.
Because there's a difference between being attracted to kids, and actually, you know, doing anything to one.
And I have nothing against the first, but everything against the second.
I was going to choose a different one, but then I saw the thumbnail and was like "No, it has to be this one."
Also made me wish I had that Chiruno nendo.
Mommy fetishists would be turned into mommies.
Wait, what if someone's a mommy fetishist and a pedophile?
Would they become a loli-mommy?
Feet are fine, feet are neat
I think of feet when i beat my meat
Jews should be gassed.
If god didn't want us to have Nazis, he wouldn't have given us Jews.
Because there's a difference
Of course. While the former is pretty gross it is, on its own, basically victimless. Anyone who acts on those feelings should probably get capital punishment, though.
Try it wifebeater
We're all as bad as each other and we should all be gassed.
Boy, I miss when amy wasnt posting
Well you're fucking stuck with me, faggot.
Basically my thoughts exactly.
Though with less jajimento.
Boy, I now think suicide is a good option atp
Yeah, alright, the death sentence is a bit harsh. But mandatory neutering should absolutely happen for them though. And maybe a whole lot of aversion therapy.
What methods are you looking into?
I didn't think a single person could make me not want to thread. Good job.
Stop posting in thread then
I'm probably too soft - I'd take it on a case by case basis.
Oh please be talking at me. Oh that would make being an irredeemable cunt almost worth the sleepless nights.
implying you arent a irredeemable cunt already
I'm pretty sure you can't stop a kiddie fiddler from wanting to fiddle kiddies and repeat offenders gonna repeat their offences.
I didn't say I wasn't you fucking arse-clown.
Oh boy you sound salty as fuck
You're probably right.
Like I said, I'm maybe just too soft.'
And not in the fun way that gets people lots of hugs.
I guess you could be right. I'm mostly pissed at myself for letting cheap jollies kill my only reason for returning here.
Hugs are for the most part overrated. They're very rarely as nice as people say they are.
Salt content is too much, take it down a notch. Cunt.
When scoots, Ioco, and yams get on and start fighting
I was going to be sarcastic here and say "thanks for waiting until I fucked everything up" but I was the one who fucked it up. Sorry for being a dick.
I don't really like hugs, but I think being taken out of my comfort zone makes me like a person more.
Nothing makes me melt quite like a really nice hug and a soft kiss on the cheek.
I guess I can see why that would be. Personally I find hugs to be too restrictive to be enjoyable outside of very specific circumstances.
I don't learn from mistakes, DooT. Never have. I'm sure it was noticeable even in the /b/reads.
I can understand that.
I'm a bit of a cuddle bug.
It is what it is.
Shikata ga nai.
I prefer the De Ja Vu verson, tbh.
I think I'm gonna go for a while. I don't like thinking I've made someone leave and the mood I've created is just too fucking gloomy.
tata for now yam
Never was there a pair of perfect cancerous roaches ever. Sublime.
Enjoy your time.
just want to know width and height of a simple picture
no library that only reads the width and height in the image header
Consider THIS dick
just open it up in photoshop
limited to only windows
But muh crossplatform
I'd launch a virtual machine to test this but I'm too lazy so I'll just assume you're right.
Nah, I trust you.
Who would just lie on the internet like that?
Am I degenerate?
GIMME MORE GIMME MORE GIMME MORE
Not as bad as furries
what is this kid throwing shade for
The last time I was throwing shade
I massacred three mineral lines at once and got called out for fibbing when I said I was new.
Yay with better positioning.
how u do dat u hacker
How to spend last 8 hours
How to spend next 30 hours
Both of at the same time.
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count yourself lucky
i'm lucky!? <3
lewd nakked thigns
*closes tasb immediatly*
Okay but which one?
I just spend the last 80 hours doing that though.
Do I have to?
Only if you don't want to chose favourites.
But I chose favourites already
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Describe in detail
I whipped my dick out and rubbed it vivaciously until I ejaculated everywhere
Why is Luka trying so hard to sound like a 10 year old?
ur trying too hard!!
Impressive. For a second there I thought you were really a tween.
did you lick it up?
pics are required.
Oh. Carry on, then.
Don't worry, i'm here.
Nah ur mom swallowed it all
Thanks you too :3
I missed you <3c
If you're trying to paint any other picture of you than "socially inept goober" I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree.
what a waste
The one with that girl!