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tfw you want to play mem souls but work must be found
Watching some stuff, kinda wanna play OW with somebody, tired as hell cuz work, the usual
You?
im on holiday... zero productivity to be had
Yush, actually.
Some holiday that is
Where did it go wrong?
i got plans in the out of doors later this week... so theres that
Put local pubs on the programme those are always fun
yea.. this could be a thing
excellent suggestion
Pretty much the only thing I do wherever I go
How long is the holiday?
i go back monday
Thats pretty long. Well, enjoy, I need to start the daily farm
are you one of those smelly neets who play rpgs all time
teach me dorifuto
have a good day sir
I'd tell you to sit on my lap if you were a smol qt.
would you make it a bumpy ride too?
wait no thats lewd
thats the idea!
Kill all gooks.
No lewd things behind the steering wheel!
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Jiggly jiggly on your lap like tofu
This is autism incarnate broadcasting on all frequencies, if there are any other survivors please respond.
somebody come play ow tho
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I'm out of lube and need to pick more up now.
My life is endless pain.
Kill all orange haired freaks.
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What kinda things you lube?
Dicks.
Farm equipment.
You masturbate with farm equipment?
You frequently remind me why I don't engage you in conversation.
Lube me
Get one of these instead.
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Good morning
Murrning.
How was sleep?
To be fair, I thought it was sexual too.
It was.
That was the joke.
Was ok.
Eh. I was out doing shit in the yard.
4 more years!
That's good. What's your day lookin' like?
More yard work later.
I have died six times in less then two weeks, pls how to :stopride:
;_;
Sounds tiring.
Is it fencing time?
How supple is your asshole?
He's got a purdy mouth.
Enough.
so bad..
i'm pretty
Pretty dumb.
that hurt, do it again
why is it always indians
dey wanna steal ur program and sell it to idiots
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Tsk tsk
Hey if anyone is wondering how to deal with depression it's through hate and rage.
I just started thinking about how much better I was, what I had, and what my dreams are, and how I could get them, and then I thought about who I could be, and then I got angry, REALLY FUCKING ANGRY.
At myself, at the world with it's fucking mexicans and muslims and SJWs and nazis and politicians and authoritarians and pedophiles and rapists and murderers.
And then I just thought fuck it.
So I started doing what I needed to do. Working out, cleaning, contacting who I needed to contact.
I think a lot of it was self doubt about being able to become who I need to be in order to get what I want that was holding me back, but honestly at this point I'm half suicidal as well, so I'm just going to keep pushing head first half hoping for death, half hoping for life.
Alright that's, have a good day.
Chill your shit, dude.
Then heat it back up in the microwave after.
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what the fuck is this
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whats up
Using my day off to be unproductive. You?
Tips for dealing with depression
what does that entail?
Play games, maybe take a nap.
I found a spider in my room last night so I slept on the couch resulting to a sub-par sleep and a very tired me.
lol are you scared of spiders
Are you a girl? Not trying to be offensive, genuinely curious.
They are terrifying and I am glad I managed not to scream and wake my house up.
Yes
Kiss is my girl.
Back off.
just squish them
I usually scream if I do that. Or I throw things at them until something hits. I was going to do that, but it crawled back between my bed and the wall so I had no way of knowing where it would strike next.
just come get me next time and i'll squash it for you.
Unless it's a venomous spider, in which case kill it because it's legitimately dangerous.
My hero.
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Wait, are you that person that posted on every single board asking which pokemon people would fuck?
That does not sound like me.
It's just that that person used a vapereon image too.
Vaporeon is not for sexual.
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where is kanra
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Yes?
She wants to vaporeon for sexual
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He uses a girl anime character, I just guessed. Everyone should have to have their pronouns listed after their names so I don't get it wrong if it's that big of a deal
Everyone here is male, ESPECIALLY the ones that use girl anime characters.
I am sure nezi has no problems being referred to as she.
I'm a woman.
Everyone here is male, and those that aren't are disgusting tranny scum.
I'm one of the latter.
Literally no one here is female.
Pretending to be female for the means of cyber is another story.
Sometimes I wonder if Rin resents my lambasting of the transgendered.
I generally take it with a grain of salt because you don't seem to hold any ill intent towards me specifically.
I'm a guy.
I'm not going to get upset if someone calls me a girl, but it's not correct though.
I should say the transgender here.
I actually have no qualms with them in general.
The ones here have a tendency to kind of be...
attention seekers.
Myself included.
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Everyone here is an attention seeker.
Which was my point exactly.
Yeah, but you have a cute gooch so it's ok.
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Post it for me.
Do not.
I haven't even had a lover who's seen it, I don't think I'm ready for this commitment.
I don't care. I want to see it.
does Erin still here?
Do it anyway.
No. Thankfully they do not.
are you a Hanzo?
Come again?
make me.
Are you a Hanzo?
No.
you see, there's this game by Blizzard called Overwatch. It's a team based FPS that revolves around two teams of six working together to accomplish some objective. In order to do this, you choose one of twenty-four 'heroes', each of whom can contribute some unique attribute to the team, and tend to play rather differently.
one such hero is Hanzo Shimada, a bow weilding assassin. a champion with a steep learning curve, but a high skill ceiling. people who are new to the game are encouraged to pick someone easier, since Hanzo has no middle-ground perse in which you're useful.
is why I ask
and I didn't think so
so who do you main?
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN
what did you mean?
what did Squish just prove?
That you talk too much.
Healers mostly.
Not really.
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He is fairly difficult to do WELL with.
Anyone can get one or two accidental kills in a game, but that's not doing well.
not always. just try to cover all my bases. I try to do that in my head, just in case someone doubts me.
You can reasonably do well by just scatter arrow and regular arrow spam.
No, you definitely talk too much.
I still maintain that Kanra is enjoyable company.
he does, as in you can be really amazing with him, and you need to land almost all your shots just to keep up with easier champions.
short range CQC with your sonar arrow + long range dispatching and covering of convergence points, all while being hidden because your arrows are pretty dodgable.
His scatter arrows can melt just about everyone and he's rarely stealthy.
if you enjoy me, there's something wrong with you. usually.
why settle for reasonably well, when you can be the player that makes other players quit?
you can't just wait for your scatter arrow to be ready all the time. Heck, I didn't even imagine using the 'shoot scatter arrows at their feet' thing til 30 hours in.
sorry if this makes me sound like a dick, but it really is simple geometry.
I like a lot of people that are awful.
Reaper is disgustingly strong now.
Nah, a dedicated damage dealer passively healing from doing his job is totally fair.
but awful people are awful. frankly, I'm tired of assholes. and if I am one, I'd rather not be.
people have upset the asshole:decency ratio.
I've kind of became one of the assholes.
No shit, Sherlock.
That's why literally every Hanzo does it.
being an asshole seems to be natural.
selfish. unfiltered. judgemental.
I think you gotta fight it if you don't wanna be it.
it comes simpler to some than others.
I don't care anymore if I am.
I have the few friends I really need.
ever consider your assholishness cuts you off from a big chunk of living?
Not really.
not really sure what you're an asshole about... consider the gender thing
are you for, against, or indifferent towards the idea of society blurring the lines of gender expression?
how do you feel about Pride parades? should they be allowed in cities?
Just general shit.
And let people be people.
I work my first solo shift tomorrow.
I am nervous.
hm.
Does the store receive many customers?
A moderate amount, but I am sure they all want to molest me.
I don't care what a person is.
As long as they are a good person.
Even Canadians?
A few.
Yes, I am sure that is a reasonable suspicion.
good is subjective. even assholes can be seen as good, or good people seen as evil, or good people with good intentions that do bad things for some greater good.
But what about french canadians?
There's no such thing.
Oh, so you're saying I'm so disgusting and worthless that no one would ever want to molest me.
You are right, I have no worth.
What a brave man you are to accept them for their Canadian-ness.
It's not hard to decern someone who is just a bad person from someone who does bad things now and then.
brb dogs
God will judge them in the end.
it's hard to call anyone truly a bad person. yet so many think they're able to do it.
silly marsupial
Totally.
We are all awful.
Say that to my face, not online.
See what happens..
RIP roadhog
fly me over
I am going to sudoku with the thirteen inch double sided vibrating dildo.
I spent all my money on this board game simulator.
How long until you finish downloading?
If you do not succeed, you will be forced to pay for it. Perhaps wait until you get your discount.
5 minutes ago.
*Allah
Peace be upon him.
Indeed.
Also how does one find motivation to beat the Chalice Dungeons?
I just can't be arsed.
dgfklsdnfg;dlkgndf Custy made me post this
Turboshitposting
That sweet, sweet Platinum trophy is quite literally the only motivation.
The Lost/Uncanny variants aren't really noteworthy for any weapon unless you plan to use Arcane scaling weapons that need a gem to gain an element.
They're pretty boring to do solo like I did and even cooping them is fun only in doing intentionally awful things or just curbstomping everything.
I needed the uncanny cane and Reid played them with me a lot.
I guess I'll buckle down and do them later.
Night
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I watched one hour photo then went outside and pissed on some fire flies how are you all doing
Later.
June 20, 2017
mega.nz
Translated
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I also saw crouching tiger hidden dragon and it held my attention, right now I'm up in the UP near Marquette and their ain't a whole lot to do besides drink and fry hotdogs on a fire
And pee on stuff
I think Wish blocked me
doushio
Thanks, gay lesbian dude.
Stop calling her fat and trying to get her to esuck your dick when you're drunk then
But why else would I message her if I couldnt do that lmao
I mean I guess I'd do the same thing
I wish I had pstrie
This is just sad.
I have been staying near Powell Michigan and I got a drink at the lumber jack tavern where a man was murdered for sleeping with a mans wife and the first successful temporary insanity plea case was made prompting a book and movie called anatomy of a murder
I love you
OH NO I MISSED IT
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it was even in my thread too but I was way too baked in the clouds to notifec
♥
Soto you gotta stop trying to efuck Canadians.
help it's too dark to see in all this shade
i'm not canadian~~
hello u fucking shitposters
I've never posted shit in my life
I already have a bf (female)
Thanks though
We getting faded at AX, gonna miss you there (?)
dfc
boobs
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waifu war
Wow nice job, Dusty.
high possibility im gonna be goin next year
unlinked post about unrelated action for attention
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That sort of thing is very confusing.
OFFICIAL WAIFU TIER LI
Might delete but i feel cute in this pic =^₩^=
shit list
See you next year then fam
gtk devs have no soul
Scythes are effective farming tools, which (iff correctly used) are faster than the more commonly used weed wacker. It also looks pretty cool and could scare away potential bad-doers.
Why do we all not have a scythe to mow the lawn with?
have extra fun for me brochacho
wtf is this trash format
passive aggressive unlinked reply
pa
Tell me why you abhor Chrome.
Those are somewhat understandable, but not the other one. Plus, I am reminded of a certain someone who practiced it daily.
You already know.
Bringing in a new boy to weebcon, what could possibly go wrong?
list names
the other one is just a mockery of clockwork. He needs to have an injection of recognition every half hour or he'll die.
someone from here?
Updated because he can't spell pstrie
I risk summoning him if I name him here.
Oh, right, he is one of those.
itis even more stripped down than firefox is getting
all bowsers suck nowadays
Nah, SteamBro.
P cool guy, likes Metroid, doesn't care for waifu shit.
Did you start this because of what I said the other day?
LOL then pm me on discord
yeah dude
he should just
put on a mask and fuck himself on omegle for his dose or someshit
hell yeah dude
is this tio or is this soto
that was the last one I have from there
Idid not post it in the batch yesterday because it would have been too much
ehe not exclusively
Tio
Tio
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Ayy double posting
damn that handlebar is fleshed out well
did you get the snap of the fucking bomb I was making at work LOL
It works for me.
Ye was lols
if you chain a few of those guys together and put your finger in between the finger will vaporize into the 23rd dimension
Fuck that nerd shit.
You hyped for new Metroid?
BRO U ALREADY FUCKIN KNOW
help me find raws youtube.com
I'm not helping.
what if i helped you
What would I even need help with ?
gay sex
I'm in no need of that.
I found some anyway
Wow
Historia
A cunt
Neruuuu
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good job
I told you so
Reee
i couldn't have done it without you
how do i convince someone that it would be beneficial for my mental health for him to fuck me stupid
You can another man to do that for you, assuming
a) you are not obese
b) you go out of your room to a library, cafe, nightclub, museum, park, zoo, anywhere
Unless you are elephant man tier ugly, or fat, men will approach you for sex.
Or do you not understand how real life works?
no i need to convince one particular human that it would be beneficial to my mental health in terms of beginning to move beyond my trauma and start to have a healthy relationship between myself, my body, and my sexuality, if he'd fuck me until i make a stupid face
And I say that you can convince another man that
If that "one particular human" (wtf) is particularly muscular or good looking, you can hire a male escort (worst case scenario).
you misunderstand
i'm trying to fuck my best friend
he knows i'm crazy
he knows i'm wayyyy to traumatized to reasonably consent to having sex
also his dick is huge and idk if i could even take it
hes not terribly muscular and i wouldn't say he's fantastically good looking, though he is pretty fit and attractive
and he made a deal with me where if i can convince him that it wouldn't be like pushing me over the edge of madness and suicide, we'll have at very least a serious talk about having sex
bullshit. your first post ITT was "I want to have sex"
one more reason to go for somebody else. or do you want to struggle with 3 lube bottles for 2 hours just so you can have 3 minutes of sex (and 117 of pain)?
men who want to fuck you don't care. there are also plenty of good men ("betas", nice guys) who would bend over backwards just to accomodate you sexually and emotionally
You want to ruin a friendship just so you can get physical satisfaction out of it - for yourself?
>that it would be good for me
>to fuck me
Sounds extremely selfish and manipulative to me.
Again, just find another guy. Plenty of nice guys to choose from, and plenty of uncaring fucktoys to choose from.
You're not being very helpful
It's the most rational advice in this situation, take it or leave it, idc.
Wanting to have sex and desiring someone in particular is pretty selfish and manipulative behaviour without involving mental illness
Yes, doubly so when said person does not want this.
Mutual desire is a-ok though.
why are you getting relationship advice from animus
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Desire is a strange thing
It was his idea for us to date briefly
It was his idea to lie me naked and shivering on his bed while he held me down and told me I was beautiful
It was my idea to not have sex at that moment, and I think we both regret it for different reasons
Because my friends are asleep
How romantic..
just do it
actually don't
prolong the foreplay
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Roller mobster
the only solution is to suck jiggly dick
Why can't he stay hard ?
I'm not downloading that
doit fgt
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only its not, you fucking faggot
What if it is? Now I'm too scared to click it.
its just a trap loop
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Rest in peace.
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Luka no.
I keep seeing dead birds everywhere.
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Apparently you can make whistles from bird bones.
new
new
new
new
huh?