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I can't wait for Palestine to turn Israel into a furnace.
implying shitskin mudslimes can do that
Couldn't even do it 4 v 1 with the element of surprise. GG.
Gal Godot becoming the human torch
Hitler was right.
Nobody expects the Israeli inquisition.
I will go to bed.
Sleep well KissShot.
Just took something off of google images, but the area of the promised land is correctly labeled.
no junk food
nothing to play
Play free to plays.
bored and not satisfied
Alright, I'm going to bed, good night.
I'll try to psychically project myself next to you and astrally cuddle you while you sleep.
just rewatched Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
real nigga hours who up
Is that the one where Michael Cera is awkward
so used to you going to bed at 9pm
I just don't sleep now.
those microsleeps will kill you behind the wheel
what's up dude
I pretended to be a girl and stole money from horny nerds in videogames.
how much $$$ we talkin here
Grim what timezone are you in nowadays
new phone who dis
Your hours are fucked
It was only in game money.
I didn't start any of the conversations.
person: Are you a girl or a boy?
me: am girl
person: oh okay, just wondering
I had that same conversation with like 4 guys and they all gave me money for no reason.
One of them tried to be my sugar daddy and said "come back any time you want some more ;)"
I blocked him when he started getting mad I wasn't replying.
Shockingly easy to make money with just a female avatar.
i'm hungry and don't have anything (new) to play with anyone
and i'm tired mentally.
i work late
its the weekend
today I got 1.3mil because I was in noob gear
usually people do combat first then skilling so they have better gear but I did it vice versa
6mil cash stack now :')
Did you tell him you're a girl ?
nah, male outfit
I didnt even ask either, I was just discussing the local economy and bam, 1m in my pocket
im 70% sure who u r now
but u need to put a name on bro
Being a girl is almost always better in games.
I like the snapchats u send me but I never know how to response xD
I'm way too tired.
Nap time then?
hell, I used to have a female char just for the better looking armor
with ur own snaps
what ur eatin what ur doin
would pat but youre probably taller than me hahahahaha
maybe after i .... uh... rinse the rice cooker and fry up some chickendogs and uh um... fry some eggs?
"high level armor"
go to sleep
ok I will learn and try it out
one of the first characters in this snes rpg I just bought -'their name is luka
then u have this rs3 shit
this isnt even hilevel
what's it called? :O
then sleep after an hr
That'd be okay.
Maybe mix some toast with that?
secret of mana
It's very fun so far
2dead right now... . tmrw tho I will
i don't have any bread... otherwise i'd just make eggs on toast...
would by slightly intimidated for split second, then embrace the etsy
i just had 7/11 wings
10 for $5
hi I'm drifting in and out of consciousness how are you
just had some guilty wings lol
Get some toast for it!
Although I never sit in such a manner that I'm full-length, kind of like sitting in a lousy manner.
do you ever watch twitch streams of games you like?
when the fuck is bethesda coming out with a new elder scrolls
it's been SIX YEARS and all we've gotten is re-rel;eases on other consoles and VR gimmicks
she looks nice.
kinda reminds me of this
lemme see whats on ur dresser
after the cow that is skyrim is dead
weariness does that
Been doing that my whole life, even highschool and college I sat in like 45-degree position on the chair, like a plank.
When Bethesda lets Obsidian touch fallout again.
i want some!
its in my belly
also thats a pretty fuckin remi
another obsidian fallout game
imagining if it'd be full project length fully budgeted and given the shit it deserves
I'd literally take a million dicks at once for it
I haven't found luka in game yet, I only know I'm supposed to look for her... she's blue??
okie - watch my favourite super metroid strimmer w me sometime tmrw?
Some people take what they can get.
Yeah, I've always been quite lazy.
It's one of the better ones.
c u t e
might be busy but buzz me up and ill see what i can do
I cherish the nostalgia but would appreciate a slight bump in gfx
maybe to 2010/2011 levels
but keeping the option to enable legacy gfx
such a sucker for nostalgia :s
I am also afflicted
quality toho a BEST
another West coast campaign
Obsidian gets to use the Fallout 4 engine
but un-fucks the gimmicky weapon mods and specials
brings back original S.P.E.C.I.A.L. and perks system
Obsidian story telling, minus Chris Avellone
nah she's human colour
but similar apearance i think
no money at all....
I couldn't get into that game.
OK, don't forgot tmrw is fathers day
did you mean to post that image btw? lmao
Just feels comfy laying down.
Got quite a many quality pics.
Try to get an easy job then.
its really grindy but thats the beauty in it I guess
also the cheeky quest humor and the pvp
i didnt mean to :(
someyear maybe theyll pick me... u_u
I don't trust that blood-sucking Luka
I liked it when I was a kid and played it with my friends.
I would rather play other games now a days.
Just one of those lazy things.
hisss chupacabra hissss
you like more of the actiony things?
WHO DID THIS
so how u been latel besides tired
When Dusty is trying to teach you obscure board games.
when nobody cares
Ehh, just coughing 24/7 as per the usual and got a job starting in a few weeks, so pretty good.
work is ramping up for me again
are those different than regular wings
i dunno lol
I like action combat mmos
Blade & Soul would of been amazing if it had an end game.
united wednesday rift
yeah they mostly fat
I tried tera and it was almost TOO good
my first session as like 12 hours long
I quit before I got addicted :x
this is yours???
nice rims dude
Tera is very clunky and has a lot of things I don't like in it.
I can only imagine bns
but you know, once they get VR down to a perfected science
I can see myself playing an sao level metroid game for the VR
Going to get paid a lot though?
I can see myself making 50% more in the next year
thats gonna be a long time
thats a long time -3-
all in due time my boy
plans to move up the ranks
I don't have money.
I like how these premium™ gold© plated® USB cables plug into my tie-wrapped USB 2.0 hub I hacked out of some old mousepad.
Give me money.
tfw if you had money for a new computer you'd be busy with games for fucking months before you had to buy another one
are you a girl ?
Is it certain though?
No but money is money.
only if you promise to be my friend and talk to me every day and love everything about me...you know what that's not even humanly possible, why'd I even offer
you shouldve asked for him to act out the part of a girl for you instead
life is boring. send fun.
but why would I give money to someone that's just going to hurt me
dont lie youd gladly pay for that
You could always go to work instead of begging, poorfag.
No they don't dial 911, they do 911
I would say
if I hit a wall, I will move.
Buy me things
No, buy ME things
I asked first also I have cleavage
But I'm not a britbonger
You're an Americunt.
I am the best and cheapest at sucking dick I have practiced a lot on myself
Give me the money
wd40 on a PSU
What even the heck is the sauce on this stuff.
I just looked up what that image is from.
To think that anyone's life is so sad that an improvement to their life would be if a girl constantly degrades them and humiliates them.
I'm fucking suicidal sometimes but even I would tell that cunt to go fucking kill herself. Or just tear into her jugular with my teeth and kill her.
Also all I did was reverse google image search.
But I want someone else to share my rage with.
Come back and tell me how much you want to make that girl suffer after you finish reading it.
Thank you, will do.
I mean... was that really it?
At least he got to fuck her? Seems like he got what he wanted.
Good end. Next case.
Yeah, but I just couldn't stand that he wouldn't tell her to go fucking die while getting raped though.
Why would you just stand there and take that abuse?
WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT OR ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT BACK
ARRF ARRF ARFF ARRF WOOOOOOOOOOO
Dis nigga got this bitch pushed up against the lockers while he's reaching up that skirt and grinding on 'er, and the best she can do is call him names?
Just stuff her panties in her mouth and that would make it all good.
there's no second chapter where the roles reverse and he bullies her while they fuck
A goddamn bleedin' shame.
that would be shit though
Why would that be shit?
For me that would be justice
I'll cream ur ice.
nothing kills a boner more than a sub not knowing his place
So why didn't you hate that manga as much as I did?
The woman didn't know her place as the sub.
because i'm not a plebeian or gay
Look, I fucking hate all this bdsm shit in general. Neither the woman or man should be the sub or dom.
The true patrician fetish is romance, love, handholding, and headpats.
If anything liking being a sub is the gayest thing.
As a man it means that you let others abuse you, and you enjoy it.
You might as well just let people rape your ass if you like being abused so much.
nothing wrong with letting people rape your ass
It is if you're not gay.
women can put it in your butt too you know
what if you just don't give a fuck
Yeah, but that's fucking disgusting.
If you're going to get fucked in the ass at least have the courage to admit you're gay.
Then that means you have no self respect.
Why not just kill yourself or cut off your dick?
dunno i kinda like mine
plus it would probably hurt
Now let me see your boi pussi.
I need help.
That's a pretty nice boi pussi.
Would cum inside 10/10
where is that dirty whoor sabrina
i want to see her see me sharing my boypuss
i can draw
but this looks like computer stuff to me.
I'mma try making a pretty menu but this menu I stole is so crappy and I'm trying to polish a turd at this point.
What a script kitty.
sell something for a hundred bucks on ebay
message from the buyer
"can i pay in instalments?"
stop being such a whiney bitch holy shit 30 isn't hot
Fuck you anything above 20 degrees is burning hot.
And anything below -40 degrees is freezing
anything above 20 degrees is burning hot
a nice 25 is where it's at
anything above double digits
I whole heartedly support slaughtering the dutch tbh
I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
Not being a samefagging, peice of shit
I am not them.
oh god how many fucking bongs are here
where's the grenfell riots, i was promiced a chimpout
why is it so hard for people to believe i have an attractive anushole
also...it is okay to dial 911 when someone is bleeding and they are struggling to dial...but due to their wounds they can only contact 911 while an other human dials 911.
open up drawing commissions
it's nothing but furries
i d0n't w4nt 2 liv3
you know hitler gets a bad rep but at least he knew how to get rid of people efficiently. something we've clearly forgotten how to do.
also scoots did sabs say anything to you
she's been offline for nearly a week and I am freaking out pretty bad
Same; Nothing said and concerned.
i am literally sick with worry. i don't know what the fuck is going on.
hoping these furry commissions i'm doing will distract me but i don't think they will.
Here is hoping.
Tis all we have.
I don't know the standard period for y'all, but a week isn't too long.
For an anti-social fag like yourself, perhaps.
Draw me cock
my periods are usually 4-5 days.
late this month
Mine are 3 days
there it is.
well my drawing tablet just died
what am i going to tell those furries
Tell them to kill themselves.
Wait, I thought you have a penis.
does anyone want to buy me a new tablet
now pay me
"I showed you my dick answer me"
every fucking time
I paid you with my sexual energies.
I performed a ritual that sent you them.
I fapped while looking and imagining fugging your boi pussi
phone is buzzing with more commissions I can't do
god damnit FUCK
Make a GoFundMe
Joke's on you that was someone else's asshole
Please post true pussi
If you want the sexual ritual performed for you as well post pussi
i'm not going to have any panic attacks today.
what is there to panic about
lOCO IS A SHITHEAP
THEIR TABLET BREAKING IS SO HILARIOUS
I'm just sad I have to tell this guy I can't draw his cyborg futa.
I mean, going hungry is one thing
Letting people down is much worse.
This is why National Socialism is needed.
So we can all go hungry together.
Not if you ensure that people have access to training and schooling and are responsible for their own existence, and are given the tools to be able to.
As well as any needed mental health help an medical help.
Happy Father's Day~!!
I would have been your daddy...
and my son didn't get me anything
Don't be rude.
ask politely for advance payments
Father's day is shit.
Birthday's are shit.
All of that shit where you're guilted into saying how great someone else is even though they're fucking cunts are shit.
Christmas and Halloween are cool though.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
how much do you think i get paid for this
30 dollars a drawing?
i would kill a man for 30 dollars a drawing
I'm just salty about this kind of shit.
I even hate my own birthday.
Those furries have gotten pretty stingy
assuming you're drawing porn
only losers take payment in advance anyway
30$ is a little steep for loco's shoddy handywork anyway
i only charge 20 for handjobs actually
hey mr drawfag?
where do you put up your art so that people can request you drawing them shit they want for money, just tumblr? i wish i had some quick cash lately
reddit is good
ah alright. and i understand you have to be at least somewhat an e-celeb cuz no one will buy art from a literal nobody
ahhh why is this so hard
sorry about your tablet bro, did you plug it on or wireless? I smashed mie on the ground and now it only works when plugged in.
He fucks mothers.
nah. the secret is to have OK drawings and low prices. low low prices. very low prices. if you google "nsfw commissions" there's a ton of places you can go.
i managed to kick the wireless dongle and smash it to bits a few months ago. now the cable connector is broken as well. this thing cost me like $250. goddamn kikes.
will program 4 cash
I couldnt possibly get MORE smug
I probably don't want to go down that rabbit hole though. you guys get paid to draw the most horrific smut. so for now I'll put it in the corner. but good luck to you with it.
they're retarded pastel animo shit that's been done a thousand times
help me with my informatics exam I'll pay you 3 bitcoins
nah I was joking about the furries. it's just pinups.
boobies. maybe butts.
i'm not some degenerate.
I was j-just joking about the f-f-f-f--furries heh
scoots loan me some money
ah ok glad 2hear
well you said you were gay so..
Is there more of this?
That's pretty good.
i have spent so much money on you people over the years
on the pizza and the building and loan
and now in my hour of need no one steps forward. for shame.
Beg for it.
I'd give you a small loan of 5 dollars.
I would but I have literally no money to give.
why am i hard
How much? You must be pitifully desperate... to beg...
+1 day shipping I think is 6 eur
i will pay you back with interest
I can't read gobbledygook
that's a right shit tablet tbh, mine is a wacom intuos
I could lend you mine but it's in horrible condition and i'm too chilled with giving it to strangers. and i have no money whatsoever either.
lad just draw the whole thing again on paper and scan lol
implying they can afford a scanner.
i miss scanner
is he asleep?
paypal to bank to amazon is too slow
need 100ccs of snuggles, stat
Spanish amazon is such an eyesore.
thank you daddy.
i feel dirty and i didn't even do anything sexual.
don't really feel like games
don't really feel like movie
don't really feel like music
don't really feel like anything
Don't really feel like life.
Then do something you don't enjoy and relish in the pain. Preferably something productive.
Like exercise or house work or fixing something or making something or bettering your life.
As for me I've been getting exponentially angrier and more confused, and almost like I'm being attacked? I don't even know where any of this is coming from.
But I'm going to go running pretty soon to try to clear my head
Feel like killing yourself.
don't feel like feeling
Do you want to borrow a feel?
is this a joke about how I borrowed money
if not throw the feel my way brother
Daddy did good.
Who are you talking about?
You can borrow some of my lust if you want.
It's going pretty hard right now
you guys need to stop hitting on me
What are YOU talking about?
I don't even fucking know anymore.
Wanting to put my dick inside people?
my horny levels won't be controlled
i have someone important to me and you need to ask him before i go posting my butthole and legs in public like i used to ok
I'm just joking
boo relationships are lame you suck
oh god I'm so lonely
haven't felt like that since 2016
Is your life actually good now? What changed?
I think a combination of me fixing the major problems in my life as well as deciding that I wasn't going to let my problems ruin my quality of life anymore. I still have problems, but I've decided it's better to be happy than stress so much when the outcome is going to be the same likely regardless.
where emma be these days
that feel when dildo for the first time in months
that feel when scotch for the first time in months
how do you delete posts
My life fucking sucks at the moment.
How did you just "decide" to not let your problems ruin your quality of life?
Were your problems financial? Mental illness? Social?
Why do I know your name?
Scootaloo sounds so familiar. Maybe I was here a year or two ago or something.
I dont know ANONYMOUSE
I don't think I ever went by that name.
Although maybe I did.
Was it a tripcode or just a name?
I literally dont know who you are... so...
who r u
I don't even know anymore
I've used PlasmaBat/Neko and Silverstreus lately. You've probably never heard of me before though
its time to sleep
Oh by the way, you're witnessing a mental breakdown in real time if you're interested in seeing that stay tuned.
Sleep tight pupper
I just did a google search of my online names and apparently I posted here in January
I AM ASSUMING FULL CONTROL OF THIS THREAD AND THIS BOARD
IT WILL FROM NOW ON ONLY BE ME TALKING TO MYSELF
I HAVE BECOME THE SUPREME GRAND WIZARD OF LONELINESS
He runs an autistic Zelda community.
Oh you're talking about that amino thing? I don't run it, I just joined a bunch of those amino things when I was bored one day, but then I found out they were all 12 year olds, and I'm not a pedo so I got out of there.
This is an autistic anime community but somehow that feels worse.
I never claimed to be cool.
I'm lame as fuck.
I still like pokemon and shit like that.
...man i wish i was cool
One day you'll be cool, just believe
i cant, im a nerd... like
im a computer enthusiast but not even on the gamer level
you know what i just realised is you don't need to sleep
you just do it because everyone else does it
well i'm not buying into it
You know what's cool? A billion dollars?
If you make a lot of monet like zuckerburg people will pretend to like you
...ill bet he buys prebuilt machines too :/
not cool imo
Stay awake for as long as you can, just don't do anything that would be dangerous if you suddenly fell asleep in the middle of it after 48 hours.
Are you me?
no, I'm me
Nah bruh, I'm pretty sure I'm you.
she suits me
I have to ask 'why?'
because this is too uncanny
is that Gwenpool or Spidergwen?
because she's cute
don't you fucking take this from me
you are just typing in big numbers as the filenames when you don't actually have that many pictures
you don't actually have that many pictures
u are like little child
yea fricken right
you totally just renamed some other folder
give me your gwenpool folder if it's so great. she suits me better.
and in return?
i tell you about my childhood
That's all you really want right
that and nudes
I will fill your boi pussi with a hot thick load of baby making milk for free
I don't even want it. someone emote holding me.
only if you think your childhood is important to who you are now
or maybe your childhood is the most interesting part of you
༼ つ ◕o◕ ༽つ
i was raised as a girl.
Aren't you a girl?
what is your current stance on me?
oh loco, you narcissist.
2 beers left
lick her store run.
i was saying you're a narcissist
trying to say.
i can't buy it yet
if i could i wouldn't be drinking beer
I don't think of myself highly enough to be considered a narcissist
I do prioritize myself and my own feelings, but that's not narcissism, and it seems the most logical way for most people to be most of the time.
narcissism is very much about holding yourself in high regard
I just hold my ideas in high regard, for good reasons
arrogance isn't narcissism
i meant that the only question you had was how i feel about you
I've heard that from a lot of people
but I honestly think they're wrong.
My mother was mentally ill and would sometimes hit me.
Brb. getting a drink.
sounds like a stressful thing to grow up with.
sorry to hear that.
why are you getting a drink?
Canadian tornadoes x Loco.
because i want to be able to sleep in a few hours
does it actually help with that?
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack.
Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack.
you don't find falling asleep easier or pretty much the same sans alcohol?
just let me drink.
studies show it doesn't really work as a sleep aid though. it disrupts how you move to and from the different levels of sleep, necessary for your body to recover on a nightly basis. if you're gonna drink, at least note down how much you're drinking and when.
What does this mean?
i am drinking all of it
Drinking feels good though.
Emotions are not bad ones when alcohol in body
it's the signal for our manchurian candidate.
there is no carrot for not drinking, but you can have a healthy awareness of the stick while you imbibe.
future you will thank you for it.
future me can go die
Just drink a lot of water and eat some non-sugar based foods.
if past you had cared about future you, would present you have to drink?
eventually you'll sober up though
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ⊂༼ ◕o◕⊂ ༽
if you've already started, may as well enjoy it
if you have to do it, may as well practice being mindful about it, rather than mindless
would you consider at least keeping notes on how it affects you, over time, by amount?
༼ つ ◕o◕ ༽つ ⊂(｡◕‿‿◕｡⊂)
you would have me take notes while i'm drinking the pain away
Is he just spouting truisms from self-help books?
Oh I thought these were kanra
thank you friendly canadanon. <3
give future you something to work with.
it's the LEAST you can do
you know what future me needs is a new tablet
you want to help with that or is your help just telling me to keep a rum diary
you can decide what your notes are worth later, and you'll be glad you had them
a drawing tablet? what's wrong with your current one?
There's an alternate timeline future Loco that's actually a decent and successful artist.
slightly tipsy. decaf coffee is an okay mixer.
| --------- | P
| ---------- | E
|__ _| N
oh god what have I done I am not good with computer
aren't all future locos in alternate timelines
( ' ~ ' )
That's this future.
Loco will become a great artist if she believes in herself, that is this timeline.
future you will thank you. if you drink often, put all your notes in one place, so you don't lose track of days, which can happen if you lack routine and drinking in the morning hours.
can you afford a cheap tablet?
kanra pls i can't afford daytime drinking
scoots lent me 30 euros to buy one of those little signature ones they use in banks but it won't be ideal.
Just leaving this here...